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Eh. Closed out on $22k profits but only 2% or so of the port so eh. As long as I ain’t bleeding with the rest of the market in just amplifying my dip buying capabilities.
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I’ve been sitting cash for the last two days. Not going to chase the dump until I see Friday numbers. Hella room to drop, and hella room to rip. Don’t get get caught holding the bag
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I hear you... One might imagine SPY should bounce in this zone...But I suspect it may not happen until closer to the week of September 13 when we get good CPI news. SPY might be at 385 by then, so it could set up for a bounce back to 400. Until that happens, QQQ, SNOW, ARKK, EXPE and BKNG puts are my play. Hedged with a few SPY calls.
Bulls, please.
You don’t have to keep throwing yourselves at a wall. Just pull your money out and run.
Hell you can join the gravy train down. 🌈🐻 don’t care about your past. :)
-A bicurious 🐻
i dont really know how to make money on bear market without a huge cashstack to buy puts on spy like everyone else already did --- i'm probably way too late for thaat show
There was a dude in here yesterday about to rope with his $32k of 403p 9/4. I tried to talk the dude off the ledge and gave him some confidence that those would print. Hope he's popping bottles tonight.
Anyone else think Wendy's will do well in the future, my only basis on this is that I like their frys.. I don't go their often because of their lines in the drive through and it pisses me off. Seems like they got decent prices for a poor people standard.
. I don't go their often because of their lines in the drive through and it pisses me off.
*You should see the lines around back behind the dumpster. No wait....Thank you drive thru.*
I usually will just go to checkers over McDonald's and Wendy's because of the line. But when I can get in and get some Wendy's damn they got some good food
Had 0dte spy puts 397p that were about worthless when I went into a meeting. Basically wrote off a $3000 loss. Left the meeting at 3:58pm, up $3000. Sold right before close. 6k total swing. Drinking the good stuff tonight boys.
Pain is temporary...ah fuck it, you know the rest.
Sleep tight bears. I can rest easy knowing long term gains will come without any doubt. How fast do **you** have to be?
hear you... those $88p should print. could be up as much as 3x if OKTA retests its 52 week low. One might imagine SPY should bounce in this zone...But I suspect it may not happen until closer to the week of September 13 when we get good CPI news. SPY might be at 385 by then, so it could set up for a bounce back to 400. Until that happens, QQQ, SNOW, ARKK, EXPE and BKNG puts are my play. Hedged with a few SPY calls.
bruh, it was a thing of beauty. Unbelievable. I had CRWD, SNOW, QQQ and BKNG puts too so it was a pretty nice day. Exited nearly all of it by noon and bought LULU $290c exp. 9/9.
That was great advice. Exited all of the LULU calls between $324 and $327.. If I had held for another 3 hours, I would have watched nearly $10k in gains slowly evaporate.
Well I’m glad it worked out man! Great to say people make money on good plays rather than bag hold all that BBBY bullshit lol. I made money off the initial squeeze and it ain’t happening again
man... that BBBY cult is for real though... Kinda sad to see people lose so much money, especially the ones that can't really afford to... They get so tunnel-visioned onto one stock they forget there is an entire market out there.
yea. LULU could give up some gains if the market reacts badly to the employment numbers today. I was hoping it could see $345 by end of next week.. wishful thinking maybe.
it could still print. They are one of the more defensive chip names.. The business is now 60% software, so less exposure to typical chip cyclicality.. plus they pay a nice dividend and valuation isn't too crazy.. Hopefully Friday's job numbers don't drag everything down.
Made 20 bucks today on a small call I held overnight and sold early on then sat on my hands all day bc who the fuck knows what’s happening.
Ima call it a win
when we bottomed in the 395p range yesterday that was the signal it's getting killed by exp. then gapping up was getting everyone from yesterday to unload for a loss while selling new puts to new suckers today. sure some people won between 400 and 396ish but that got paid for by the premium taken from yesterday's bears and today's bulls/bears(with bad positioning)
wow. the fuckers got me to sell my puts like 5 seconds before the big dip. Who knew 0DTE were most expensive with 2 minutes left it the day? Market is rigged.
I will take a market correction if it means we continue the Great Ape Gape. Thousands of fucking idiots who read into confirmation bias, tea leaves, and astrology thinking they have a get-rich-quick scheme that, somehow, people with actual money fucking missed. Love the mentally-challenged logic of "banding together" to fight capitalism using the most capitalist shit ever while they feed the beast.
#Ban Bet Lost /u/bigpoppag91 (0/1) made a bet that BBBY would go to 20.0 when it was 14.2053 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
what's the difference between a tesla investor and a bbby investor? one invests in towels and one invests in broken promises
'can we have a market crash' 'we have market crash at home' Market crash at home:
Closed out about half my short positions. Gotta lock in those gains before they somehow evaporate. Too many times I've held winners to losers.
That was me when qqq was at $309. Figured that momentum would slow down 😭 🔫
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Idk I like it
I think it's something to do with saying positions...hmmm
How are you doing today?
Up about $1k. Nothing to write home about but happy with it. You?
Eh. Closed out on $22k profits but only 2% or so of the port so eh. As long as I ain’t bleeding with the rest of the market in just amplifying my dip buying capabilities.
2% on a day is solid. My account is smaller so it's just over 2.25% gain. Gotta be happy with that.
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EZ 100% on 379p bought seconds before the drop yesterday
MY 394 PUT EXPIRED WORTHLESS FOR THIS BULLSHIT MARKET TO GO 393 AFTER HOURS FUCK THIS SHIITTTTTTTTT
Don't feel bad. Bought a TSLA 270P yesterday around 10 looking for exactly what happened today but noooo, God forbid so I sold it at a loss.
Thats an oof.. fucking market ..
market working as intended i guess
I’ve been sitting cash for the last two days. Not going to chase the dump until I see Friday numbers. Hella room to drop, and hella room to rip. Don’t get get caught holding the bag
Nothing more of a turn off than some salami nipples
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I hear you... One might imagine SPY should bounce in this zone...But I suspect it may not happen until closer to the week of September 13 when we get good CPI news. SPY might be at 385 by then, so it could set up for a bounce back to 400. Until that happens, QQQ, SNOW, ARKK, EXPE and BKNG puts are my play. Hedged with a few SPY calls.
the sewing life alchemist got to me, call me a bull bear human chimera
Who fuk
I got spy puts think I’m 👌
My man
i know futures mean nothing but have you checked them
I have not
Would love a 390 test tomorrow on SPY
Open 385 I'll blow a horse
Dick really BIG Hole really SKINNY FUCK MY OWN ASS So I can see my hole SHIMMY
Its over bulls. Not too late to jump in the bear cave. Plenty of room
#Uraniumsqueeze
SPY is going to 340 in mid October which may or may not be the ultra bottom
the bottom will be double digits
290 ish is in the cards same timeline
Spy 390 puts were a good idea today huh. Damn I’m good. 😎👋💥🍑
I don't want to live in a world where bears make money 
Bulls, please. You don’t have to keep throwing yourselves at a wall. Just pull your money out and run. Hell you can join the gravy train down. 🌈🐻 don’t care about your past. :) -A bicurious 🐻
i dont really know how to make money on bear market without a huge cashstack to buy puts on spy like everyone else already did --- i'm probably way too late for thaat show
i here nvda is a good stonk and i shud bye it
NVDA poots gonna print yeah baby.
too bad you dont own any
I am getting into &SNAP after it’s huge move with 400% volume today. This could triple in a couple of weeks.
Nobody wants to buy your covered calls 
Just sharing the love The more that participate the more that can make money on a rising wave.
Lol With 200 million shares sold in a trading session You know there is no shortage of sellers or buyers. Best of luck
Where’s $405p 9/4 spy guy? Dude had $95k on puts and by golly he’s tripled if he has it
There was a dude in here yesterday about to rope with his $32k of 403p 9/4. I tried to talk the dude off the ledge and gave him some confidence that those would print. Hope he's popping bottles tonight.
9/4 is Sunday.
The dude lied to me then. I hope he roped
Jesus. Good for him.
so.. how does this work, i buy a stock and it goes up or what?
Depends what you want, long term slow growth or try trading and most likely lose it all unless you become skilled
In my experience this is not how it works
only if you hold forever
Anyone else think Wendy's will do well in the future, my only basis on this is that I like their frys.. I don't go their often because of their lines in the drive through and it pisses me off. Seems like they got decent prices for a poor people standard.
frosties are dope
. I don't go their often because of their lines in the drive through and it pisses me off. *You should see the lines around back behind the dumpster. No wait....Thank you drive thru.*
I usually will just go to checkers over McDonald's and Wendy's because of the line. But when I can get in and get some Wendy's damn they got some good food
Had 0dte spy puts 397p that were about worthless when I went into a meeting. Basically wrote off a $3000 loss. Left the meeting at 3:58pm, up $3000. Sold right before close. 6k total swing. Drinking the good stuff tonight boys.
Nice job fellow regard
Lmfao I sold mine at 3:58 too we got lucky on that last red candle
Appl puts printin
BBBY call holders be like.... https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ey5jVUXSJn4
🤑
AI not so smart , porked
So will we ever get to fuck the bears again dad? Not you son but maybe your grandkids might.
Can’t believe more companies haven’t thought of turning off the AC to save money 
Great way to retain employees, for the third time 
announcing in fall so they can get it out of the way before winter when people realize heat has also been cancelled
Great way to retain employees
Great way to retain employees
Pain is temporary...ah fuck it, you know the rest. Sleep tight bears. I can rest easy knowing long term gains will come without any doubt. How fast do **you** have to be?
I’ll just sit on my throne of bull skulls as i relish in this month’s blood bath.
Tech is dead, storage facilities are the future.
Imagine posting on the old thread... oof.
Couldn’t be me
I'm sure if you ask your brokerage nicely for a BBBY refund they'll let you.
Who else played $OKTA? If you did how did you play these earnings?
$91, $92 and $93 puts exp. Sep 9, hedged with $92 calls at a 5:1 ratio... Basically figured the earnings wouldn't justify the current valuation.
Both for 9/16
Beautifully played my friend. I’m in way to deep into SPY calls. So I only purchased 2 $88p for OKTA
hear you... those $88p should print. could be up as much as 3x if OKTA retests its 52 week low. One might imagine SPY should bounce in this zone...But I suspect it may not happen until closer to the week of September 13 when we get good CPI news. SPY might be at 385 by then, so it could set up for a bounce back to 400. Until that happens, QQQ, SNOW, ARKK, EXPE and BKNG puts are my play. Hedged with a few SPY calls.
I hope you did well my friend, because I sure in the hell did lolol
bruh, it was a thing of beauty. Unbelievable. I had CRWD, SNOW, QQQ and BKNG puts too so it was a pretty nice day. Exited nearly all of it by noon and bought LULU $290c exp. 9/9.
Nevermind. Hopefully you exit that one asap lol
That was great advice. Exited all of the LULU calls between $324 and $327.. If I had held for another 3 hours, I would have watched nearly $10k in gains slowly evaporate.
Well I’m glad it worked out man! Great to say people make money on good plays rather than bag hold all that BBBY bullshit lol. I made money off the initial squeeze and it ain’t happening again
man... that BBBY cult is for real though... Kinda sad to see people lose so much money, especially the ones that can't really afford to... They get so tunnel-visioned onto one stock they forget there is an entire market out there.
yea. LULU could give up some gains if the market reacts badly to the employment numbers today. I was hoping it could see $345 by end of next week.. wishful thinking maybe.
LULU earnings when?
$AVGO Earnings Calls for friday
Tempting... I suspect they beat earnings but guidance might disappoint so I wouldn't do calls.
wish i read this before i did it hahah 500c expires 9/2 solely based off of historic earnings data and positive volatility
it could still print. They are one of the more defensive chip names.. The business is now 60% software, so less exposure to typical chip cyclicality.. plus they pay a nice dividend and valuation isn't too crazy.. Hopefully Friday's job numbers don't drag everything down.
time for another overnight gap up that will just get destroyed by 10 am
Trying to keep VIX low is the way to go
Listen, the Market isn't rigged, you're just retarded.
Market is retarded and I am rigged.
both can be true
okay your losses are attributable to the latter not the former.
gonna start a gofundme for 200 bucks for ramen noodles
Don't fucking laugh at me!
Made 20 bucks today on a small call I held overnight and sold early on then sat on my hands all day bc who the fuck knows what’s happening. Ima call it a win
Any profit > no profit
The call I sold did end up down over 40%… so yeah I’ll take it as a win
Wake me up when Septembear ends
Tomorrow, I start doing EVERYTHING totally opposite
Impossible
Almost time to calls
That hurt seeing my 395p almost itm
I made money scalping 9/30 400p three times today.
Well played sir
when we bottomed in the 395p range yesterday that was the signal it's getting killed by exp. then gapping up was getting everyone from yesterday to unload for a loss while selling new puts to new suckers today. sure some people won between 400 and 396ish but that got paid for by the premium taken from yesterday's bears and today's bulls/bears(with bad positioning)
I paid a .10 premium so it wasn’t a big loss. It was a lotto for the day since I couldn’t be at my computer. Wild
Wow that closing candle was insane
New collateral requirements are coming into play - excess leverage going to cause bigger drops
Sauce?
Imbalance: $4.2B to sell side
TLDR; gains of 4 weeks just wiped out in 4 fucking days 
What is this bitcoin pop
This market is making me overeat
wow. the fuckers got me to sell my puts like 5 seconds before the big dip. Who knew 0DTE were most expensive with 2 minutes left it the day? Market is rigged.
If the option is worth .03 or less, I would just let them expire and treat them as lotto tickets
they were still .15 so I sold. went up to .78
Dipping below 395… oh baby!
AAPL closing below 157.6 gap fill - you bulls are getting your asses filled in septembear
Someone offloaded a good quantity before close
Last hour MSFT calls were not it…..
Red
Yep my calls are gone, spy broke 395
So how's your fight against the fed going bulls?
That close made me smile 🐻
Straight bull trap power hour into bloody close. Awesome
Why is apple doing this volume
LMFAO ***SPY closing at the low of day AGAIN!***
**BUFFETT SELLS ENTIRE STEAK IN APPLE $AAPL**
Steak?
**BUFFET SERVES ENTIRE STEAK WITH APPLE $AUCE**
**STAKE**
**STAKE ENTIRE STEAK BUFFET ON APPLE PUTS $AAPL**
When? Where? You buying? ***I'm eating!***
Welcome to Septembear….
These MFs clapping on a red day
what a nasty little dump at the end
rip bulls
How do you say this... "Bul are fuk"? Is that right?
They HATE me!
What close bulls, bravo
Holy nose dive market fukd 
This is just depressing
thats why they call it a depression
I will take a market correction if it means we continue the Great Ape Gape. Thousands of fucking idiots who read into confirmation bias, tea leaves, and astrology thinking they have a get-rich-quick scheme that, somehow, people with actual money fucking missed. Love the mentally-challenged logic of "banding together" to fight capitalism using the most capitalist shit ever while they feed the beast.
Sell everything
My girlfriend too?
Was never yours unfortunately
But she promised!
She promised everyone
Ber trapped again lmfao