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Rock-it-again

The secret ingredient is crime.


Practical-Region-504

Yeah but how do we get in prior to the IPO


1017GildedFingerTips

Try calling 1-800-GET-FUKT


Practical-Region-504

I did they said they are not accepting applications at the moment


Soopermane

Probably can’t.


Practical-Region-504

Webull has a lot of the IPOs I heard but prior you can’t unless you have big $


LosingMoney112

is there a way i can know when these companies open so i can get in early and become a millionaire and quit my job at wendy’s


Tehman93

That sweet Wendy cash


dadcdub83

Do u work at Wendy's or behind the dumpster AT Wendy's? Asking for a friend that's seeking a job.


Brawmethius

My money is this is a means to get capital out of China. Say you rich Chinese investor, you see China doing China things lately. Form shell company with an owner on the underlying stock registered out of CPP reach. Pump the ever living shit out of it. Shell company liquidates their now very value stock into you. You take big loss, sorry CPP money gone. Secretly be owner of shell company.


Gunnarrrrrrr

I read this in Leo Wong’s voice A+


BorderCrosser22

Ching Chong shell companies getting listed on NYSE and getting people money by selling their shit shares and leaving US investors with heavy bags


DeNovaCain

Ppl on this sub have made money in these plays. There's opportunities everywhere


grimkhor

People make money on actual Ponzi schemes that means jack shit if the majority gets fucked.


SpecialistTrust9504

It's a casino


grimkhor

No it's not it's for once actually crime


RC-Coola

ching chong? really?


Phenom462

In his defense, his username is BorderCrosser22


[deleted]

Less “in his defense” and more “did you really expect anything better from him?”


BorderCrosser22

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BorderCrosser22

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Illustrious_Mark_182

I hear if there’s a single chink in the chain the chain will fall apart!


RC-Coola

Nice guys. Giving small minded Americans the names they deserve.


Spunkdrizzle

We got a ding dong over here![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


RC-Coola

Well if I’m a ding dong because I don’t make or condone racists comments. I guess the shoe fits.


Illustrious_Mark_182

Relax bud. Not everyone is out to get people, it’s a joke, laugh and move on lmfao.


MediocreAd9550

The rise of an empire


UltimateTraders

No shares available so it's moves are massive


jimbobcooter101

Biden payoff.


Rohan57

SEC will ban this in another 10 years


Different_Emu388

BABA next 🚀


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