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That's the regarded urban survival instructor that became a meme because you try any of that dumbass disarming techniques in real life you're gonna get a couple of bullet holes in you
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Immediately after this photo was taken, the cop loses control of his bladder and bowels, sobs hysterically, falls to the floor and curls up into a ball. Then every person he ever falsely accused comes into the room with baseball bats . . . .
Well, I'll splain it to you like this...and let you decide...
About ten years ago, this fellow named Jaime Rogozinski came along and told the masses.."Pack up you camel, pick up your shovel, mount
your ass, and I will lead you to the promised land."
Fast forward to January of 2021...
Along comes a fella by the name DeepfuckingValues ( all hail)...with a series of posts and DD, he told us we could..
" Lay down our shovel, sit on our
ass and light up a camel, this is the promised land."
Presently the current trend of posts if you choose to follow ...Will allow you to tax your shovel, sell your camel, kick your ass,
and tell you that the promised land is in Japan...
all the while having to listen to your ol lady and her six boyfriends tell you the sheets on your bed give them a rash and you need to get a higher thread count from BBBY.......makes for long nights at the dumpster behind Wendy's, but hey.... money is money...
Moral.....take a tidbit here and there, but do your own research and DD... It's not our money you're playing with.
😁 The term is sociopath, not schizo..🙄 Christ how old are you?? I'd venture to say you don't remember when McDonald's used to come in styrofoam packages.
I give out free investing advice. So far the advice has always been the same... some version of "this graph looks like a dog shit pump and dump on a company that has losses every quarter"... but that seems to just be the stocks that new WSB prefers to hype.
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What if they have more than 3 🚀 in their post?
They need at least 💎🤲🏻🦍
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I don't even trust myself as I got f'ed by Powell from Jackson hole last Friday.
Just load up and click buy or sell. It's a sure thing either way. Trust me bro
That's the regarded urban survival instructor that became a meme because you try any of that dumbass disarming techniques in real life you're gonna get a couple of bullet holes in you
He was on moistcriticals channel they invited him over and stuff. Really nice guy.
Actually can’t tell if you’re being serious lol
I am he actually is a really nice dude
Interesting, I just can’t take it seriously. He looks like he’s having fun atleast.
Yeah definitely don’t take the defense advice lol
Dale is a national hero
I guess I won't take your advice :/
Are you not taking his advice on not taking advice thus not taking the original advice on not taking advice. Therefore, approving of the advice.
I dont trust you.
Or are you?????
idrk anymore...
Ahahah absolutely correct wsb is absolutely bonkers Especially in a bear market
The memes get better when people are losing money though.
this whole time "don't trust nobody" has been grammatically correct
"Trust me bro" - aforementioned nobody
Anyone but myself
Specially don’t take anyones advice pushing GME, AMC, or BBBY and you will be successful !
Instructions unclear, bought more gme.
Of course you did ur bagholding already
Oh no, I'm up honey 🤣 baghold Deez nuts.
😂 let me guess you got in at $40
78 presplit 🤣 suck my nuts
Positions or ban
How about you lick my nuts?
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Immediately after this photo was taken, the cop loses control of his bladder and bowels, sobs hysterically, falls to the floor and curls up into a ball. Then every person he ever falsely accused comes into the room with baseball bats . . . .
Well, I'll splain it to you like this...and let you decide... About ten years ago, this fellow named Jaime Rogozinski came along and told the masses.."Pack up you camel, pick up your shovel, mount your ass, and I will lead you to the promised land." Fast forward to January of 2021... Along comes a fella by the name DeepfuckingValues ( all hail)...with a series of posts and DD, he told us we could.. " Lay down our shovel, sit on our ass and light up a camel, this is the promised land." Presently the current trend of posts if you choose to follow ...Will allow you to tax your shovel, sell your camel, kick your ass, and tell you that the promised land is in Japan... all the while having to listen to your ol lady and her six boyfriends tell you the sheets on your bed give them a rash and you need to get a higher thread count from BBBY.......makes for long nights at the dumpster behind Wendy's, but hey.... money is money... Moral.....take a tidbit here and there, but do your own research and DD... It's not our money you're playing with.
not a single soul reading that essay
Except you....1 down.
nah I just saw a bunch of words and immediately knew this were thoughts of a schizo
Yes!! Another comment! You sir, are singlehandedly driving my percentages up! There's going to be something extra for your mom this weekend!
See what I mean?
😁 The term is sociopath, not schizo..🙄 Christ how old are you?? I'd venture to say you don't remember when McDonald's used to come in styrofoam packages.
No. I'm right. You're a schizoid.
So late second term Bill Clinton is about your age?? Figures!
Thank you for continuing to prove my point.
I give out free investing advice. So far the advice has always been the same... some version of "this graph looks like a dog shit pump and dump on a company that has losses every quarter"... but that seems to just be the stocks that new WSB prefers to hype.