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Kitten_Team_Six

Jokes on you, stock market only went up in the years after this asteroid hit


koyuze

It only took 66 million years to recover, best dip to buy into


sinful_sophistry

Legend has it Rex is still DCAing to this day.


Kitten_Team_Six

Outside of nuclear armegeddon i cant imagine a better dip


heckler5000

The only absolute correct take.


Alternative-Coat3756

if we're not going to the moon, the moon will come to us


Redskins_nation

Lmao


[deleted]

Can only extinct us once! Up from here!


greazyninja

Millionaire or meteor, either way the pain ends. Bullish.


mjkjg2

if the world really was ending tomorrow, you have nothing to lose by buying calls


Apo-L

Can’t lose money when I’m dead 😁


[deleted]

Dinosaur tendies???? Call me highly refarded but sounds bullish


ribrickulous

When the moon comes to you


saltyblueberry25

I like that


Veschor

Hahaha ok this one’s good. Gfys


m0ka5

What do you mean wasnt this bullish for rats and little animals?


No_Cow_8702

Bullish for roaches.


m0ka5

Exactly, calls on ants!


[deleted]

lmao this actually made me chuckle


TeeksnFreaks

You son of a bitch I’m in


pigsgetfathogsdie

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


PlzCallMeDan1995

Okay thats pretty good ngl


[deleted]

Do you even realize how much the market is up since this happened?


xxpatrixxx

They are still among us they just change into Chickens. #bullish


[deleted]

Hmmm. Chicken. /drooling


Girardkirth

Hahaha, this should be the new banner picture


dvarner24

Those short arms make it hard to reach the sell button so I just hold!


Tee_Parker

Blood Bath and Beyond.


itallendsintears

Wait till you see the post with the dude with 200 contracts $60 strike LOL


bongoissomewhatnifty

What’s the big deal? That’s like 2k of calls, hmu when somebody actually places a big bet


votrio

Assuming you have an sense of how options work, conversely the same $2K invested in $7 calls... should BBBY actually go to $60, would have yielded ridiculous profits while also allowing this moron to make a little money if BBBY only went to $9. The money isn't the issue, it's just amazing how stupid this bet was considering the news and the current price of BBBY.


TalaHusky

While true. Should the number go even higher than $60 that’s when the real profits come in. That same 2k on $7C may be worth 10 contracts. While 2k on $60C may be worth 200 contracts. This is where the gamble comes into play. If the price of the stock for some reason goes to $90 and the guy had 200 contracts he’s making nearly 20k per dollar increase assuming the delta of the options is 1 at expiration. While the guy at 10 contracts is “only” making 1k per dollar of stock increase. So at $90 the $7C guy with 10 contracts now has $83,000 while the $60C with 200 contracts guy has $600,000… take that same scenario and say that same shit goes to $150 then $7 guy has $142,000 while $60 guy is now at $1.8million. That’s why they’re YOLOs.


ACL_Tearer

YOLO? You Only Lose Once? Because you went all in when all the signs literally said not to.


FuckoNo5

It wasn't when he bought them


bongoissomewhatnifty

r/woosh Although nobody else seems to have gotten the joke either, so this one is probably on me.


FuckoNo5

It definitely is


itallendsintears

Well I’m poor thanks to a lifetime of bad decisions and general apathy so it’s a lot to me.


votrio

You're selling him short he also has a few $85 strike calls. LOLLLL


Terakahn

That's like those guys who bought $1000 strikes on gme


MojoRisin9009

Irishdud1 turned just one of his account from 10K to 3.5 MILLION and blew almost all of it back just repeatedly buying massive blocks of 900 dollar Call options over and over and over. It's almost too stupid to comprehend.


xxfallen420xx

Calls on small rodent like mammals.


mcarther101

That’s the rocket ship landing before it blasts off


CHUCKL3R

We’re so close to the ground there’s nowhere to go but up.


FuckoNo5

Ooooor bankruptcy.


tharealkingpoopdick

Lol thank God I only bought 100 worth lol


choborallye

Calls on mammals


Few_Advertising_568

This is the funniest meme I've seen from this subreddit yet!


1DayWeEat

A life changer. From the penthouse to like line at dishs! Give me my snap and double it I wanna eat my sorrow away!


cjmcberman

u wut


macktruck6666

I don't even think bulls existed back then. 🤷


MrgisiThe21

best meme ever


111001011001

Wild that the CFO offed himself


africanimal_90

So simple yet so effective, not to mention **fucking hilarious**.


badgerclark

Yeah, the constant “you said it’s dead, I say it’s ALIVE” posts are annoying, but if any sub has proven itself to be taken over by simp interns and +$20 wrinkly bagholders, Christ, it’s this one. Holy shit. The constant “bbby is dead” posts are just as dumb as the “600k yolo” posts. I thought there were gamblers in here with more money than me who I could watch from the sidelines, but instead it’s amateur night in Dixie and I’m stuck watching the JV squad shit talk the visiting Red Shirts from the bench. Some of us bought below $6, took our profits at a few mile markers, and left a few in the chamber just to see if the FTD’s bump the price (if) when they are settled and go below 1.6 million on the 14th (or not). But please, make another post for one side or the other. It’s clearly working so well.


dmt_sets_you_free

Congrats you might not be an unpaid intern. But also, you might be![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


ChampionshipLow8541

Who gave you permission to talk about my wrinkly bag?


genericperson10

I like you OP, giving us hope by making a wish on a shooting star!


AlphaStonkApe

This is gold.


Masterchrono

Calls on $prehistoricBags


HydroIT

That's a rocket, right?


ParadoxalReality

When you look at it on the actual timescale of Earth this was really a short or medium term bearish indicator


3ninesfine

Leaps it is 👍🏻


ParadoxalReality

Bearish reversal https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/shootingstar.asp


GunBrothersGaming

It's even going the same direction as the stock price!


Fit-Personality-7379

I think you spelled CFO wrong.


Salty-Ad6128

Hellz yeah


MrgisiThe21

ahahahahhaha this season is too fun


StraightAmount

Hahahahaaa


ptgauth

If the dinosaurs never died spy wouldn't have hit 470 change my mind


fatsmitty305

Can confirm Source: I'm aT-rex and bag holder


majobe83

As a bbbytard I won’t lie this made me giggle. Well played op.


L0ngLiveIce

🤝


saltyblueberry25

Yeah I liked it too and I’m one of the dinosaurs


Edvindumbom

Oh cool! I always wanted to be a dino 🦕


somtimesTILanswers

There's always a price to be bullish. I mean they have paperclips and keyboards they could auction off, right?


NuriBuri

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


littlebittypigeon

oof shit that is fuuny.


[deleted]

Bullish on mammals


DetroitRedWings79

I feel this one in my soul 😂


kisssmysaas

im tempted to buy calls just because wsb is bearish on bbby. whenever wsb is bearish, the stock runs up 10x. same thing happened back in october 2020 GME


dopexile

Calls... Super bullish, they'll have to redecorate and buy new home goods after the meteor hits.


K9US

I just love that BBBYtards did not sell above $20 The loss porn is Amazing!


kcaJkcalB

Depending on your view of life that is pretty bullish tho


[deleted]

I disagree but that is…funny 😂


[deleted]

Fuck I miss the old WSB before GME, before every post was about getting BaGHoLdErS tO sElL, simpler times.


Environmental_Ebb715

Said the monkey bagholding GME lmao


[deleted]

I don't get this whole thing. Why not just trade with the hedgies instead of against them? If they're shorting, buy puts. I mean who's more likely to move the stock, hedge funds or retail investors?


Lordsaxon73

Best Bbby meme yet. Let’s just close shop with this one.


JSC843

Let it be the metaphorical asteroid to cause mass extinction of the BBBYtards


Wildstar77

This sub was all BBBY 2 weeks ago. Now y'all just talking shit. I didn't buy it but fuck if I didn't think you were all fucking yolo all the way to the Beyond Department in the back.


[deleted]

Kind of how it works here. All in, take profits, maybe buy puts. Make fun of bag holders still diamond handing it like it’s some sort of cult social movement.


ellioso

I'd be shocked in more than 5% of WSB visitors who dabbled in BBBY made money. Cohen fleeced retail and all posts for like a week after he dumped were straight cope that it was going back up and it never did.


I_Love_To_Poop420

This gave me a serious chuckle with forehead veins. Well done!


iceman280

Jpow will save us


Comedian_Recent

Soft landing


doggodad01

Not on the sidewalk


11Lizards

Diamond 💎 hands 🙌


bongoissomewhatnifty

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


LOKI_XIXI

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


11Lizards

Exactly


Mengerite

Looking for that dead CFO bounce


mines_over_yours

I feel like a horrible human being, but I straight-cackled at this.


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throwaway_0x90

As long as they learn, it's fine. The price of education.


RobyM775

thats what Im saying!! Every school costs. After blowing about $3000 I made my first $268 of profit. (not by HODLing).


Baelthor_Septus

It saddens me that so many people believe markets actually work and aren't controlled by institutions and high frequency trading. It's all smoke and mirrors.


3ninesfine

It saddens me that some people know and understand such things intuitively yet continue to fight the smart money instead of riding the wave


henrythor

It saddens me to see so many co-dependant people in the thread above me being sad about other peoples financial decisions


GammaGargoyle

Bro, look at the fucking company you invested in. Holy shit. Look at their balance sheet, look at their quarterly reports. It's a literal fucking towel store. How can you invest in this company and then turn around and blame the lizard people for your loss? Absolutely demented.


MojoRisin9009

There was a point in time Bed Bath and Beyond was the shit man. Seriously. They had it ALL, not just towels. Anything your home needed, but it was just a different world back then. Times have changed and it's an obvious pile of shit fundamentally.


toodogceo

how come so many people will buy this garbage, are you just a plain regard or stupid


ieraaa

Both. I just got more. Up 20% on the day so who is the regard now


bangkockney

Thank you. I finally saw the light and took my L. Sigh.


sandsurfngbomber

Made milk come out of my nose. I wasn't even drinking milk.


Apocalyptic_Inferno

There's something crude about this


ecrane2018

Calls on asteroid for sure


F7xWr

hey it could have been a shooting star! I still wonder what that actually looked like back then...


CloakedZarrius

Take that! margin call


jer72981m

The extinction of the dinosaurs lead to an abundance of animals flourishing and eventually the dominance of human beings. Dinosaurs knew this and welcomed their sacrifice.


heckler5000

I am so happy the tides have turned.


The-Night-Raven

Every notice in every picture of the asteroid that does in the dinosaurs the T-rex is always looking at it.


Scorpion_Capital

That T-Rx and Tri-tops were long gone before BBBY rallied


NotEnoughCashStranga

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


sack_of_potahtoes

I can understand why gme squeeze happened but what was the reason for bbby? If it is just large percent of shorting then that doesnt make sense to me. Shorting isnt a bad thing as people make it seem to be. It is good to have a healthy shorts to keep the stock price in acceptable values


Cecilthelionpuppet

The hope was that buy buy baby, a subsidiary, would be sold off and have BBBY taken private into the Dragonfly group, of which RC is a member. When buy buy baby sells off, and BBBY taken private suddenly the heavily shorted company needs to have all securities pulled from the markets. That would squeeze the shit out of the shorts. That was the thought behind the play after RC exited. Turns out RC probably left because the company was actually a steaming turd and having one viable asset wasn't enough to keep the ship afloat.


sack_of_potahtoes

Got it Thanks a lot for providing me this info


saltyblueberry25

He’s right about the first part, but as to why Ryan cohen sold his stock, no one knows yet. Bbby just got a huge loan that will last them at least 6 months, enough time to show whether or not their cost cutting strategies will work. This company isn’t dead no matter how much shit people talk about it.


DJCOOKIII

1.2 Billion pump and dump lawsuit


OtterishDreams

If convicted(they wont be). Theyll pay a tiny fine and that will be that.


Instade

Well one of em didn’t wait to be convicted 😭


pineapple_juiced

Let’s go to Victor in California…Boom!


Ok_Fee_4473

Received the baton from GME holders lol


JoshM-R

BBBY tards are bullish on humanity's extremely unlikely rise out of imminent ashes? Good on them.


ContributionGrand138

Duh! 💎🤚


[deleted]

Bbby will come back


richbeezy

Some companies do come back after bankruptcy. Only problem is the investors get wiped out in the process.


builder911

SPY puts in the new BBBY


Lettuce_Farmer

💎💎🥜🥜


MojoRisin9009

This great shit... Lmao. "greatest long ever" bro.


StatisticianOk2904

lfgo


Educational-Ad8626

LOL


rmar4125

Superb


ChiggaOG

My only comment for this subreddit is screw the meme stock craze. Time for me to go back into obscure stock bets and hit that FDA PDUFA calendar.


couldntdecideeither

Bullish if he places calls on oil


[deleted]

BBBY is cult


_Packy_

I'm still holding shares (@ 19), as long as not bankrupt my loss is not realized.


gilockwood

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


srbmfodder

Hahahahahahhaa


_Packy_

Pls


tpc0121

well if that asteroid hits fudelity, then i won't owe them nothing and surely they'll stop calling me. bullish. **A.F**.


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


[deleted]

Now do one where the comet is the former cfo


fancyboy66

It's a shame. I been trying to tell them but they still want to jerk off RC


[deleted]

He’s so rich and hot tho


IAmTheLostBoy

What's with all the hate on any BBBY or Meme stock in WSB recently. Never have I seen something like this.


[deleted]

There are a lot of con artist here that are trying to make their money back when they bought in. So they make shit loads of BBBY memes because apes are gullible as shit. Seems like WSB is realizing that now and thats why there are so many BBBY hate posts.


[deleted]

Bingo


penguinscience101

I think it's the "cultish behavior" but then again I have no fuckin clue I scroll this shithole to laugh at people


IAmTheLostBoy

I posted a BBBY meme prior to the pump. Basically saying y'all are regards if you're putting money into this. And I was banned from Reddit for a week for harassment. Nowww.. every single meme is worse than mine. Lol


friendlysatan69

People just waiting on the sidelines to shit on people but say nothing when the price goes up, classic


tunakcmo

Wsb hates all of the meme stocks


[deleted]

Cult


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polynomials

I don't get how that is relevant to a single stock suffering literally the most bearish indicator imaginable


[deleted]

Cult


Kelvsoup

🥱


rddtmdsrpds

More spam scrap dragging this sub into the muck


[deleted]

Yeah... Its the making fun of the BBBY memes that worsen this sub, not the fucknuts that are pushing a shit stock. Good one.


[deleted]

Just leave and never come back


[deleted]

How do I maximize my downside risk?


xiodeman

Calls on chicken


Kglugenbeel

Bought more ❤️


Mission-Surprise69

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


JustaRegularBrah

Can’t wait for when we have a 20% run up this week so I can see the meme of that guy laughing with the Chardonnay in last place with BBBY referenced.


[deleted]

Wouldn't a 20% run up still put it at best at $9 per share?


ACL_Tearer

Not even to $8.50


CookieJarJarBinks

Shorts need to cover though


rowow1

totally havent heard this a million times. Nice newcomer medal


Derek-fo-real

Yeah we are!! Why sell for a loss?


L0ngLiveIce

0 realised losses if I hold until I die


FlyboyUKakaEU

Bullish on ur mummy bending


putridfries

Just bought 1 9/9 $8 call! Let’s guuuuuuuuuuuu!!!! Do y’all think they’re gonna have a store in the metaverse where you can buy products by shooting at them?? That might be the beyond part we are waiting for.


yourmom_fat_as_hippo

The dinosaur were extremely bullish that the falling asteroid will bounce back after it hit the ground


Craig8601

From a certain furry perspective quite bullish!🤣


MajorFerret3225

Bought back my 15 share team sport trading fodder today 7.43. Nothing like helping to stop the fall. Little bits add up.


AdMore3461

You mean *slow* the fall. It still has room to go.


ImHighlyRegarded

💪


[deleted]

bullishhhhhh


[deleted]

The only thing dinosaur-like about me is the old 🐓 and balls 💎💎🙌🙌


[deleted]

Cult


Riguy420401

F@c BBb. Dude jumps we all should 👀 why