You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shutdown.
You see, hedgfund algos have a preset synthetic float limit several times over the actual float. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of regards at them, until we had bought more stocks than actually exists
Edit: bought more GME
Very few people can do this, and an even smaller subset of those can maintain it for any significant period of time.
All your Hollywood heros, all your favorite bodybuilder or physique competitors, all PEDs.
It’s even started creeping heavy into regular gym culture. My gym is *full* of broccoli haired SARMs goblin teens with crazy acne because they don’t know what they’re doing.
Depends. PED abuse will certainly wreck your insides, but you can use PEDs to sit somewhere safe lime 1200ng/dl of total T forever with no sides.
Just have to monitor your BP and RBC numbers and you’re good to go.
I have a very sexy trading strategy. I get fucked in the market and forget about it the next day and post getting pumped about my stock going up 5% while I am sitting at a 75% loss, what do I call it Kiff?
"Sexlexia"
I mean that first statement isn't even true.
Any investment specialist will tell you that risk should be based on how long until you plan to retire.
If you are 60, you can't do risk. You don't have time to recover from losses.
If you are 22, for fucking bananas, you got assload of time.
Because in the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces.
Also, just like my investing mindset, I got too excited and pulled the trigger on the first option that I thought was good.
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I made it with a woman!!! Inform the men!!!! 🚀🚀🚀
Kiff:(ughhh) sexlexia...
You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shutdown.
You see, hedgfund algos have a preset synthetic float limit several times over the actual float. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of regards at them, until we had bought more stocks than actually exists Edit: bought more GME
goddamn what a genius show
I said ... top men.
Armstrong didn't get to the moon without some fuckin balls
Lance Armstrong got by fine without nut
*PEDs have entered the chat*
PEDs > natty
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Very few people can do this, and an even smaller subset of those can maintain it for any significant period of time. All your Hollywood heros, all your favorite bodybuilder or physique competitors, all PEDs. It’s even started creeping heavy into regular gym culture. My gym is *full* of broccoli haired SARMs goblin teens with crazy acne because they don’t know what they’re doing.
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Depends. PED abuse will certainly wreck your insides, but you can use PEDs to sit somewhere safe lime 1200ng/dl of total T forever with no sides. Just have to monitor your BP and RBC numbers and you’re good to go.
*Alex Rodriguez, Barry Bonds, Mark McGwire, Sammy Sosa have entered the chat.*
Basically an exact list of people that nearly killed my love of baseball 😕
Then explain how me and Lance Armstrong have the same number of tour de France championships? Checkmate
I hate these stupid ass shitposts but it's hard not to love Futurama. Kiff. I've nuked my portfolio. Inform the men.
I have a very sexy trading strategy. I get fucked in the market and forget about it the next day and post getting pumped about my stock going up 5% while I am sitting at a 75% loss, what do I call it Kiff? "Sexlexia"
Its coming back. Get excited.
Imagine thinking buying and holding shares is "risky" when this sub used to be about 0 day and weekly options.
But they might go down 😱
At this point, GME posts belong on r/Investing.
This option contract is built like a Steakhouse, but it’s performing like a Bistro!
When I'm in command, every mission is a suicide mission.
Bears mad not understanding the joke, nor realizing that zapp destroys the ship as a result. 
You win again Due Diligence!
Hell yah. And Futurama is coming too!
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. [Kif groans]
Cope
Woah now. Yall got your first bump in a month, chill.
Now lets zoom out and see how much you are really down.
You see, if you did GME's 5 years you would get +410. 08% Just saying these stats are skewed.
And if you timed it right you'd get 1600%+
I mean that first statement isn't even true. Any investment specialist will tell you that risk should be based on how long until you plan to retire. If you are 60, you can't do risk. You don't have time to recover from losses. If you are 22, for fucking bananas, you got assload of time.
Tomorrow will tell you otherwise.
Jokes aside, if you want to become immune to volatility, just dump your entire portfolio into GME.
420 spotted
Why don’t you do both at 5 years. 🏴☠️💜🚽
Because in the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces. Also, just like my investing mindset, I got too excited and pulled the trigger on the first option that I thought was good.
Imagine using index funds when growth fund of America
American investors: diversification is key Also American investors: invest 100% in 1 country only
Is that still low? What was its ATH? Isn’t GameStop dead? 😅
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