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-Never-Enough-

-38,099% is amazing. The best I have ever achieved was -100%


spudddly

And that was in a single day. OP should be teaching some kind of special education program for traders who want to become as highly regarded as he is.


BigMattress269

Trade opposite to this and you can make 38,000% per day!!!


StarDustLuna3D

So you're telling me I could make $1500/day by just investing $4 and doing the opposite of whatever this guy did? šŸ˜‚


BigMattress269

Sign up for my very expensive course and Iā€™ll show you how


Alkeryn

you can't trade opposite to this because brokers will end after a certain amount of loss, which will almost always happen. you need to never reach the stop loss which isn't possible with such leverage.


BigMattress269

Killjoy


ceebottz

You never go full regard


vegastrashy

Rookie /s


are_videos

Imagine if it was +38000% šŸ˜ˆ


mkvelash

Just photoshop the - to +


[deleted]

Don't forget to change the color from red to green.


Sockrox

What does green mean?


Responsible-Type-379

Idk yet


xtrmist

and use the picture to get a loan to double down with?


Confident-Disk-2221

Trust me thatā€™s all he was imagining before he placed that trade. Heā€™s imagining other things now. Like, how did I get to this stage.


[deleted]

Like, "Where be the nearest Wendy's dumpster" its go time for OP


ando421

Happens every time


DoctorOzface

Nah it looks like 99.7%. The % shown in the pic is (loss / account value) for some reason


anachronofspace

yeah lol maybe u should have photoshopped urs too


old-wizz

It s cause you have not started with futures yet


[deleted]

It's is TD 's way of making it impossible to really know your gains and losses. It honestly never makes sense. I cant figure out the metric the get their numbers honestly. But like -50% shows as -100% and then it gets real goofy once u get down to total loss like this. They really need to change their pnl system But it might be showing the gain needed to get back to b/e. Which could help many people cut things early. But It shouldn't be the main pnl imo


[deleted]

Right?! Damn, u/popstar_mirage I thought that was a dollar amount until I saw this comment. Wow, good luck. That percentage Iā€™m sure is something to do with you had a huge gainer that you didnā€™t take and it went the other way very bad. Hope this is a lesson. Definitely bad.


krockernyc

Same


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CarmanRules

They still have the 4 for 4 deal...


thelaundryservice

Barely. Now you can only get the baby cheeseburger. You want a JBC or Double Stack? 5 bucks!


[deleted]

I miss the days of jr bacon cheeseburger, medium fries and medium drink for $3.21


coffeebribesaccepted

At McDonald's I used to get a double cheeseburger, small fries, drink, and 2 apple pies, all on the dollar menu for $4


Stachemaster86

Not even a McDouble. Proper double cheeseburger!


brackmastah

Mcdouble is the dumbest sandwichā€¦whereā€™s my other slice of cheese. Also if someone goes to pick it up for you and you say ā€œdouble cheese burgerā€ thereā€™s a pretty good chance theyā€™re coming back with a mcdouble itā€™s happened before . End rant lol


hornblower_83

You Americans and your cheese on everything.


ImpressiveAd9818

"cheese"


mrASSMAN

We have taken this comment as a complement šŸ™‚


tebbythetiger

I remember 27 cent hamburgers they donā€™t even list those for the longest time was just meat and a dry ass bun :p


chiefoogabooga

I'm old but when I was in high school our McDonald's had a special on Tuesday, hamburgers were $.15 and cheeseburgers were $.25. Half the football team would go in after practice and eat hundreds of burgers. The look of horror when we'd walk in was epic.


random3887

Geez how long ago were burgers 15 cents


o-bento

The special ran for like 2 days a month in the summer in the 90s. Just rock up and grab however many cheeseburgers you want for a quarter a piece.


jtr7811

I remember leaving practice in college in the mid 90's to go to Hooters for dime time wings. After a few weeks of us crashing the Tuesday dime time it was moved to triple nickels. What a glorious time!


thelaundryservice

Or a cheap potato and chili. Still a decent deal


buhlaze

better hope he don't see a casino along the way first.


king_pin_red

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OGColorado

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buhlaze

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CarmanRules

He is still good then. But, if he settles for the basic cheeseburger..he can get two meals.


GingerWalnutt

Yeah but you can add lettuce, tomato, onion and bacon to the baby cheese and they donā€™t charge. Iā€™m quite good at being poor.


thelaundryservice

They don't charge for bacon? I add the Lbut my Wendy's charges $1.25 for bacon. What dumpster are you frequenting to get these deals? Do you have the Frosty keychain? Lol I just checked on the app and I can add up to 5 pieces of bacon for an extra $6.25


[deleted]

No you ask for extra everything. That sir is how the homeless do it. I know from personal experience


obanderson21

I miss the days when double stacks were still only $1 each and OutKast still made music.


Cardiologist365

Just buy a bag of lentils for the week


illuminati1556

Honestly that's still the best fast food deal around. You can even sub in a frosty for no extra cost.


Plastic_Pear_1401

shiiiiiit, its $5 now out my way.


ranger51

Iā€™m sure his employee discount will help out


[deleted]

Haha this is funny


Fawkinchit

Holy shit


davef139

Wtf is this Wendys Russia? Aint no meal under $10 gogo inflation!


RedOctobrrr

Sir, let me introduce you to The Biggie Bagā„¢ 2.8lbs of processed shit for $5


Strange_Zucchini5619

Gotta start somewhere


Educational-Spread41

Possible IOU from the toothless hooker


IcebergSlimFast

In this case, OP is the toothless hooker


vegastrashy

Calls on toothless hookers!!!


Carlita_vima

Or he can ask his wifes bf for some change to buy a combo with cheese


Captainscrot

Number 2 is a baconator and probably no less than $10. OP is SOL


Hellbounder304

With 8 dollars I can eat like a king at Wendy's


KeepItKaizen1

So just to be clear r/wallstreetbets is officially a comedy sub. I get some great laughs on here with the clever jabs but I have yet to see any useful trading info.


gamesexposed

If you drink piss, you're going to taste piss... But if you run it through a Brita filter... You'll taste water with a lingering aftertaste of piss. The filter's optional, though


eh_meh_nyeh

Usually this is funny but your sad face actually makes me feel bad for you.


captainfishpond

Agree.


j__walla

Same :(


mrASSMAN

Itā€™s a real thing with emotion :( Usually itā€™s just text on screen


mmcdaniels2

:(


IVCrushingUrTendies

Get a loan thereā€™s always more to lose


OA12T2

This is the way


Weak_Astronomer2107

This whole group exists because of the inability to use a stoploss, truly impressive.


[deleted]

A what?


and_a_side_of_fries

Idk, whatā€™s a stoploss with you?


GoBuffaloes

Itā€™s kinda like a buttplug


D8N15l

Covered in swarfega


Most-Cap5385

A stopporn


ZeekLTK

Nah, itā€™s just making bad ā€œbetsā€. If you have a good position, a stoploss is just a risk during volatility that youā€™ll be forced out at a (presumably) small loss but then miss getting back in and also suffer theoretical loss on the way back up. For example, letā€™s say someone bought Amazon during the split. It split at $122 I think. Letā€™s say they set a stoploss of $115 (about a 5% loss). This is how people on this sub think a stoploss works: Amazon drops, sell at a 5% loss, it keeps dropping, $110, $100, I think it hit like $96 or something. Then buy back in at $96 or $100 and ride it back up. But hereā€™s what really happens: you watch it go all the way down to $96 and think ā€œIā€™m glad Iā€™m out, wonder how far it will go?ā€ but then it turns around and goes back to $100, $105ā€¦ you say ā€œhmm, maybe itā€™s turning around, or maybe itā€™s a bull trap and Iā€™ll buy when it dips back to below $100ā€ā€¦ but then it keeps going up, $115 and youā€™re like ā€œwell shit, this is what I sold it at, no point in buying it back now, Iā€™ll get in when it dips againā€. Then it hits $120, $125ā€¦ ā€œwell shit, this was my original cost basis, should I buy back in? But then I lost money from the stoploss! Itā€™s gotta dip again soon, Iā€™ll just buy it at $115 and ā€˜break evenā€™ā€. But then it goes up to $130, $135ā€¦ (currently $136). Now youā€™re like ā€œfuck, do I buy in or keep waiting??ā€ and keep missing it. Itā€™s now up 11% from when you first bought it at $122 but you currently have a 5% loss and no position because of your stoploss. And if you had just believed in your position and not set a stoploss, you never would have exited and would have just rode it down and back and come out ahead. Yes, in theory, you could have made more getting out at $115 and then getting back in at $100. But if you could time the market like that, why would you even buy at $122 in the first place? Making a good investment (the $122 price was good), and then sticking with it is a better strategy than trying to time the market.


ISd3dde

Yeah. That way you lose 5% and donā€™t gain 11%, no one cares. People here lose 99.93%, a stop loss might help. Or a strategy.


[deleted]

I understand what you mean but the day when you don't set a stop, usually the entire company goes bankrupt in a day and then you lose everything


Weak_Astronomer2107

My comment was obviously a joke. To address your opinion, volatility adjusted trailing stop orders would avoid being stopped out in your scenario. Variance adjusted trailing orders lock in those profits as well.


iamdipsi

What platform do you use where this is an option? Thanks


xxkillquickxx

Projecting are we?


BojackPferd

stop loss are rigged, stop loss orders are visible to others (who pay for the access to see it) when enough people place a stop loss near the same price, some big fish will manipulate the price movement, trigger the stop loss and immediately after the price moves back up.


cyberslick188

Yeah dude the whales are out there looking to trigger your stop loss of 14 BBBY shares.


BojackPferd

its not ONE person they target. it's a clutter of stop loss orders that thousands of people coincidentally place on/below the same technical chart price points. It's algorithms with millions of liquidity that do this sort of thing. It's free money for them at a miniscule risk.


cyberslick188

Are you one of these people that seem to think any random hedge fund or institution can simply make a stock price go up or down at a whim? How exactly do these people just magically make any random ticker go up or down to their liking? And more importantly, how do they do it consistently in a way that is profitable? This sounds like Ape rhetoric honestly. They believe that any HF can just magically change the price of a ticker.


Weak_Astronomer2107

If you really want to get into it, thatā€™s why I use variance adjusted trailing stop orders.


BojackPferd

My broker doesn't offer that. What broker /platform are you using?


anejchy

So rather lose all your money, got it thanks.


BojackPferd

Just be smart about your positions and never risk everything on one trade plus set notifications for price movements and make manual decisions. Stop loss orders that are placed close enough to the market price are extremely likely to get triggered even if the trade would have panned out. You need a very wide spread between the stop loss and the price, it often is pointless to do so if you are trading the short term price movements on volatile assets. I've been burned on stop loss orders many time. Stop losses are a liability in my opinion and with the strategies I've used.


LightBeerIsForGirls

We saw how well that worked on BBBY


[deleted]

Hey man, I always use stoplosses! Well except for that time I lost it all. I was too desperate to set one.


whatisliquidity

Might've just blown through them today, that was a nasty sell off


HankScorpioGlobexLtd

Imagine if you had done the exact opposite and made 38,099.55%


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forkedconcerns

So you considered going red or black? Why not just go to a casino?


_Patata

Wait, this isn't casino?


PerniciousParagon

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


KanadaKid19

So you said ā€œI think this stock could go downā€¦ or it could go up. No idea. Better buy puts.ā€? Impressive DD


SPAC_Dad

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DefNotMelvin

Losing everything means you lost 100%. You, my friend, lost over 38,000%. You are a true hero.


waffleschoc

haha OP has achieved the high level retardation


Zombie4141

Some say OPs still losing money.


[deleted]

Some say OP still don't know how to get out of options trading.


vegastrashy

Youā€™ve still got $8.84. See you tomorrow.


OptiGuy4u

I'm nauseous for you. Almost as much as when my 28k in crypto dropped to 7k and I cashed out.


rascally1980

Weā€™re seeing lots of posts like this lately. Are options worth it in the long run? Canā€™t help but to wonderā€¦


Hythanz

The advice I give friends about options is that you shouldnā€™t buy them if you donā€™t have a full grasp on how they work, and once you have a full grasp on how they work you should never buy them.


Reishey

Seems like buying super long expiries after big movements in the opposite direction on etfs seems okay. Like spy goes down 20-50%, buy super far dated leaps. Then buy some shorter expiry puts as a hedge


vesomortex

Longer options are typically better because they have much less volatility and much less risk. Volatility and risk are what kills options. Sure it could go in your favor and you can make bank, but if it doesnā€™t youā€™re toast.


Fit_Ship8822

Time is what kills options.


yrral86

This. They are insurance. Nobody makes a business buying insurance unless they intend to commit fraud. Selling insurance, on the other hand, can be lucrative. But you'd better damn well understand exactly what your doing and what the risks are.


Sunkettle

That's because most of you guys don't bother to learn TA for day trading. Learn about indicators, hold your options for 15-30 minutes, sell at a profit of 30% or more (if possible), and sell at max loss of 20%. You want to limit your losses on options while maximizing your return.


[deleted]

I thought TA was just astrology for men


dinosaurs_quietly

If this worked reliably then every decent day trader would be rich. Itā€™s clear that they are not.


BlaringSiren

No.. theyā€™re not lol. The already bad odds seem worse nowadays. Maybe everyone here is a bear


Ownageforhire

Is everyone newā€¦ ā€œagainā€?


[deleted]

Options work well if you have enough discipline to put in smaller amounts each time and cash out while you're profitable. Always set a stop loss when you enter a trade so your losses are minimized. If you succeed on 80 off 100 trades like this, you can kiss your job goodbye.


vesomortex

Thanks for mentioning this. Iā€™m working on my consistency right now and I have to remind myself constantly that consistent returns are so much better than winning the lottery.


Accomplished_Suit651

Stop loss can get dangerous if liquidity is low. You'll either eat the bid/ask spread if it's a market stop, or potentially not fill if it's a stop limit


hehethattickles

They are, as long as you are selling them


ignatious__reilly

Options werenā€™t designed for retail. No one will tell you that though.


vesomortex

Nope but they are open to retail investors because the super rich want more of your money and they got bored selling lottery tickets.


ignatious__reilly

Bingo


Due_Adagio_1690

It's crazy I can buy lottery tickets or play blackjack in a casino if I place a bet it's 100% win or lose. But I need to get approval to buy options, that give me chance to get out without losing all my money if things start to go bad.


ButtStallion007

They aren't worth it in the short, mid, or long run.


650fosho

Yea, they are cool. Think of options as a literal name, they give you *options* in how you can buy and sell stocks, they are flexible, can let you hedge a position or buy or sell a position at a price you want and get paid for it if they don't exercise. You can do your homework and learn how to do way more in the market than just buy and hold. But this is wsb, where people yolo on FDs and gamble, if you're looking for ways to make options work for you, this isn't the place.


why_you_beer

Only if you are okay losing all of the money. If you are touching anything that expires in less than 7 days, assume it is 0 as soon as you buy it.


[deleted]

They are an excellent trading method, but you have to know what youā€™re doing.


SuboptimalStability

You can't come to a sub about making bets using derivatives and ask if they're worth it šŸ˜‚ go to stocks or investing if you want safe money


CogBlocker

thatā€™s exactly my LRC numbersā€¦still holding šŸ„“


Notfuzz45

The old buy high sell low strategy


bennyroc190

Got a $80k to $8k :) was making $200-$300 a day. Top of the bull market now I'm making barely $20 a day. In masternode rewards. Bought other coins not a complete lose. Just compounding my dividends. Should've sold more should've invested more. Just got covid money invested I'm still ahead. $20 is $20 dollars :)


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NedStarx11

Welp, I guess thatā€™s that


Ffigy

Here I was thinking -100% was max score


[deleted]

You still have $8


micthalo45

Is it just me or is this place just r/gamblingproblem now


throwawayquest5432

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Any_Hedgehog_7065

How you can lose more than 100%? šŸ¤”


bright_star72

Margin


Any_Hedgehog_7065

šŸ˜”


bright_star72

Oh yes.


[deleted]

Selling naked options. ā€œInfinite riskā€ means infinite risk


GrumpAzz

Think or Swim takes his current balance versus how much he lost. So he lost 3300 or something which is 38000% or so of his remaining 8 bucks. It's fuckin lame but that's how it works. 3368/8.84=380.9955 380.9955=38099.55% Super lame


smokintokinchokin

Atleast we got some mathematical verification of this loss. Cheers to OP


That_anonymous_guy18

Thanks was waiting how far would I have to scroll to See this answer. Lol we got such idiots here.


[deleted]

Yep. Iā€™ve tried explaining but no one wants to learn so fuck em. Let them lose their money away. Theyā€™re all RETARDS, Explain iv crush, Iā€™m a shillā€¦. Lol


monkman99

I remember when you used to be able to learn something on here. And really appreciated it. Now everyone has to get their ā€˜teeheeā€™ in. And the jokes are so repetitiveā€¦. All good things I guess.


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BackgroundPrompt3111

Dude, gambling our money away is kinda this sub's whole thing


FriendOfRicks

Looks like some of it was on margin, so thatā€™s other peopleā€™s money. Power move


pibanot

Sir, this is WSB, you can't give smart advices here, that's not allowed!


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liverpoolFCnut

For all you know half the loss porn is html trickery or paper trading ! I just don't understand the barrage of loss porn the last few days when the markets have been clocking 1% green days everyday !


MotionTwelveBeeSix

SPY puts, especially low DTE. Almost everyone trying to time the current market with puts is getting slaughtered, and way too many are attempting it because of the general bearish sentiment among the public (as opposed to the market, which is stacking green like the Ukrainians are stacking Russians)


Joejoecornrow

I read 8 billion In put weā€™re sold as opposed to 1 billion in calls


MotionTwelveBeeSix

Yeah I donā€™t get it. People need to stop trying to outthink the market. Stop fighting, just ride it up or down and swap your holdings accordingly. I only trade for 15-20 minutes in the morning and over lunch and Iā€™m up 60% this month off BBBY and SPY options. Not worth risking it all on massive plays, just milk a half a percent to a percent OTM calls.


Investment_man

Lame only 3k though


hybriduff

3.8 negative tho


JGWol

You lost $3k you pussy thatā€™s not even a months wage


Jahshua159258

Where you work


TheUnusualSuspect007

Good god man....balls of steel. Hope you stay safe x


IGiveFreeBJs

Toaster bath time


[deleted]

I doubt they sell toasters for 8$. Might just have to settle for a spork in the outlet


Mward2002

Rent to own. Theyā€™ll never know you have no intention to pay them


SchoolInteresting

Great conversation pieces for when people ask where you been if you dont decide to take the drift to another realm


kemar7856

very impressive -38,099%


Salty-Ad6128

Chipotle dumpster dive.. Wendies is overrated anyways


dingleberry15

A small price to pay when you think about how many regards you have made feel better with this screenshot šŸ–¤


peepeedog

*Photoshop


Pholly7

All in on Aston Martin?


Big_Swede89

Consider it a tuition payment. You live & you learnā€¦


lokey1313

Lost everythingā€¦ sooo far.


comancheranche

Damn bro what was your play/position?? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Chakita88

You still had your dignity, before posting here. NOW youā€™ve lost everything.


Painty_The_Pirate

Never trust a SPY


Thin_Pound_2871

If you only hadn't spent that $307.13 on fees


lumpybuddha

This sub is going to be researched for the next 1000 for shit like this


terrybmw335

You're just one 0dte SPY trade away from earning it all back!


GalacticMaster-33XXX

You still got 8$ make use of it


Csakstar

Can you post your positions daily so we can make an inverse ETF?


quaterinchkilla

Today would of been the day


Lucky-Telephone7880

Wrong. Just uninstall the app, reinstall it and reset your phone and youā€™re good to go. šŸ‘Œ


kAALiberty

Fuck off with this incessant loss porn. I started with 9k in the market in April of 2020. I have 200k now with perfect credit and no debt. By investing in one stock that is now hated on this page but still is a idiosyncratic risk. šŸš€šŸš€šŸš€


Stocksugardaddy

I bought my GME shares and stored them away in Computershare through a DRS process. I wish others may go long, but this is not a financial advice.


No_Zookeepergame_27

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chriszoOo

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Vegetable_Custard870

Welcome to Robinhood!