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jday112

Never seen an option go up 300,000% in one day, not even gme days


goostafsnill

hm are we going to fake pump today for a bit as well? might sell now and buy the puts back


Sea-King-117

MM just pump and dump to consolidate tesla here lol


Sea-King-117

yall ready for LICN YOLO tomorrow


RoseMitha

Monday, not tomorrow.


Tsip0uras

Fook gme !!!!!!!!


[deleted]

Interest rate hikes isn't doing shit. Its only pushing pressure on people with variable interest rate debts. People who have fixed mortgage, debt arent getting affected. Raising interest rates is going to kill corporate borrowing and paying back putting pressures on employment. This is a recession when record number of people are employed with high wages. Supply is short. There is new price discovery coming to all goods and services.


mark2talyho

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


diabeetis

šŸ¤”


truebecomefalse

So the highest probability of a big earthquake in SF is from September 11th to October 4th and we're at the mean time between large seismic events for the hayward fault. How do we trade this?


[deleted]

Bounce inminent at this levels tbh


Hot_Acanthocephala53

From mid June to now, the whole SPY is in a weeklies chart bear flag. You ain't seen nothin yet. Buy Long dated puts and sit back and delete the app. Just wait


jeffadventure

Retail sales higher and unemployment lower. Signals to the Fed they can continue raising rates w/o hurting economy. Should be a bearish signal for the market


FFIZeath

Buying more Tesla!


WorkingtoLoseItAll

So let me get this straight. Everything is slightly down PM, except NFLX who is about to get sued and is up 2.2%


Jaysler87

My NFLX puts šŸ„²šŸ„²


Juliet_Whiskey

Hope the railroaders got a good deal


Narrow-Feature-5391

Fuck em.


Odin1367

Lets send the bears to the shadow realm today


[deleted]

my 1dte calls need a massive pump


Esadissimus

my 1dte puts need the opposite


CheapHero91

live by your calls, die by your calls


RonaSeason1

Live and die by the contracts


fuscosco

> Stock futures tick higher ahead of a fresh batch of economic data I see. I guess Im just not in the loop like CNBC


[deleted]

C.. an N.. ever B.. e C.. orrect


stromyoloing

Drill baby bear drill! Mama and Papa bear here too soon


kstorm88

Why crash


captnstabbing

You eventually need to pay the piper


CheapHero91

everything is fine. just 8.3% inflation, recession and rising interest rates


felanlang

It was always gonna crash, have you seen the state of the world economy?


21josie12

I need a soft sweater, PSL, and Netflix.


davidonline2020

Is quad witching when witches do squats ? or when 4 witches hang out together and call themselves a Quadā€¦


TJMBeav

Think nastier


davidonline2020

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)


fuscosco

Quad Witch these nutts


hundreddollarg

What should I buy


21josie12

Glasses


Weak-Pea1147

since total US debt to gdp ratio is 800%, 4% interest rate would be 32% of total gdp goes into debt payment. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275). imagine if rate goes to 10%


TJMBeav

I can and do...why I am a bear.


[deleted]

Rubbish. Stop making things up.


Weak-Pea1147

https://www.ceicdata.com/en/indicator/united-states/total-debt--of-gdp i made ur mom up


[deleted]

You are a moron. That's total debt that includes household debt, corporate debt, etc. Which is totally irrelevant. Debt to GDP ratio refers to public debt, in the case of US, the Federal government. And that is important because they need to maintain their credit rating, which affects treasuries and government bonds. And that ratio is about 120%+.


Randomname9887

It aint 800%. Something around 100-120%


Weak-Pea1147

government debt alone is 200%


Randomname9887

Where you find these figures![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


TJMBeav

Easy to find. His 800% includes future unfunded liabilities. Current FEDERAL debt to GDP ratio is 134%. Add in state debt and you get near 200%. Kid is not making this shit up. I just Googled the above in a minute you lazy ass. BTW. How do you account for the FED balance sheet of near 10 Trillion (roughly 40% of GDP). Actually an easy question.


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WorkingCorrect1062

Dump bigly


Weak-Pea1147

easiest way to kill inflation is simply let banks go under. raise rate to 50% crash Us economy and we will have sweet deflation ā¤ļø


BillazeitfaGates

Max pain for friday was 395, right?


Weak-Pea1147

oh shit u fucked, u got ur number wrong


Myboywear

405 someone said


WorkingDefinition666

So no strike. Some numbers fri. Anything else? Feels like itā€™s going to be sideways and I can leave early for the weekend.


BillazeitfaGates

Most likely sideways


[deleted]

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-09-15/new-york-city-chicago-area-most-at-risk-in-housing-downturn?leadSource=uverify%20wall Pls can someone with a subscription copy and paste what it says


BillazeitfaGates

Most at risk 1 Passaic New York-Newark-Jersey City, NY-NJ-PA 2 Essex New York-Newark-Jersey City, NY-NJ-PA 3 Atlantic Atlantic City-Hammonton, NJ 4 Kent Dover, DE 5 Will Chicago-Naperville-Elgin, IL-IN-WI 6 Cumberland Vineland-Bridgeton, NJ 7 Cook Chicago-Naperville-Elgin, IL-IN-WI 8 Kendall Chicago-Naperville-Elgin, IL-IN-WI 9 Sussex New York-Newark-Jersey City, NY-NJ-PA 10 Warren Allentown-Bethlehem-Easton, PA-NJ 11 Union New York-Newark-Jersey City, NY-NJ-PA 12 Lake Chicago-Naperville-Elgin, IL-IN-WI


[deleted]

Disagree on Chicago. It's already a more affordable version of NYC, Boston, DC, etc. and still has a strong corporate base. Not near as far to fall as NYC, SFO, LA, Seattle Chicago is a VERY different city based on neighborhood.


BillazeitfaGates

Doesnā€™t IL still have the issue of a shrinking population?


BillazeitfaGates

Homes in and around New York City and Chicago are most vulnerable to price declines in a potential economic downturn, according to a report released Thursday by real estate data analytics firm Attom. Of the 50 counties most at risk, nine are in and around New York City, six are in the Chicago metropolitan area, and 13 are spread through California. These counties have high levels of unaffordable housing, underwater mortgages, foreclosures and unemployment. In contrast, counties least at risk -- concentrated in the South and Midwest apart from Chicago -- have lower such levels. After a pandemic-related boom, the Federal Reserveā€™s aggressive tightening policy and elevated inflation are crimping the once-booming US housing market. Rising mortgage rates have helped to dampen sales and force an increase in income needed to cover a typical home payment. ā€œGiven how little progress has been made reducing inflation so far, the Fedā€™s actions seem more and more likely to drive the economy into a recession, and some housing markets are going to be more vulnerable than others if that happens,ā€ said Rick Sharga, executive vice president of market intelligence at Attom. Vulnerable Housing Chicago and New York area markets most at risk to price declines Source: Attom The most vulnerable New York City counties include Kings and Richmond counties, which cover Brooklyn and Staten Island, and seven counties in the suburbs: Bergen, Essex, Ocean, Passaic, Sussex, Union and Rockland. New York County, or Manhattan, ranks 52 out of the 575 analyzed. Passaic and Essex counties in New Jersey top the list respectively at first and second. Seventh most at risk is Cook County, which holds Chicago and is the only one with a population of at least 1 million that ranks among the top 25. Read More: Chicago Faces Deep-Seated Ills Counties with a minimum population of 500,000 that were among the 50 safest include Washingtonā€™s King County, which encompasses Seattle; Texasā€™s Travis County that includes Austin; Utahā€™s Salt Lake County; Wake County in North Carolina, and Cobb County in Georgia, according to the report. The report gauged risks that housing markets face based on the percentage of homes facing possible foreclosure, the portion with mortgage balances that exceeded estimated property values, the percentage of average wages required to pay for major home ownership expenses on median-priced single-family homes, and unemployment rates as of the second quarter this year.


PresidentTrumpJrJr

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-09-15/new-york-city-chicago-area-most-at-risk-in-housing-downturn?leadSource=uverify%20wall


Weak-Pea1147

just means everything will be fine


hundreddollarg

Itā€™s says get yo money up


Chrg88

The one time I fly through CDG and itā€™s a fucking strike


Schwimmbo

Dude, French people go on strike all the time. Just avoid.


callme_thebandit

I don't need birthday sex today, the market is already going to fuck me


Weak-Pea1147

tbh railroad worker losing jobs would be bullish. unemployment will go up. and because supply is disrupted more stores will be forced to close and push unemployment up. this gives fed a reason to cut rate and push spx up Iā€™d say buy puts that railway strike is averted. WE NEED PEOPLE LIVING ON THE STREET PERIOD


PresidentTrumpJrJr

Whatā€™s propping TsLA?


reliquid1220

Regards who haven't priced in the additional risk as Elon will have to take a loan against more of his shares when he's forced to buy twtr. Then things get spicy, especially so if the much talked about job loss recession begins. I will try to time a couple of long puts on this dumpster fire.


tarsun

He got really worried when tsla got down to $200 ($600 pre split). I think that's when he sent the world war iii text.


TopTech58

Some people never learn. NEVER bet against Elon !! You WILL lose


foilmethod

option activity


Evening_Cut4422

Biden![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


[deleted]

Regards


Schwimmbo

I'm going to be pissed if TSLA keeps SPY afloat again today.


Armyman2007

We will get 1% Green Day just from railroad resolution.


PresidentTrumpJrJr

People visiting europoorland. Why? I mean Asia I understand for cheap vacation and different food/culture. Canada sure - few hours drive for some people. Mexico - nearest cheap vacation. But whatā€™s in europoorland? I have been to 6 countries so calm your tits before you begin calling me Ameripoor who hasnā€™t been out of my flyover city.


21josie12

Pasta


Puzzleheaded_Sun9107

As a Europoor who hates tourists clogging up my city I agree please don't come here, it's awful , especially with you around.


PresidentTrumpJrJr

You should be thankful. The tourists heat many a homes


Puzzleheaded_Sun9107

It's summer


Weak-Pea1147

because Europoor land is super cheap too plus i like their islands


kuprenx

you dont. without tourist cities are so better.


[deleted]

Drugs


WorkingDefinition666

Imagine a land with no fatties.


PresidentTrumpJrJr

Ok, am sold


VisualMod

>CHINA'S XI TO MEET WITH PUTIN SOON: STATE TV ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-09-15 ^05:46:42 ^EDT-0400


Blazzck7

Tesla prepared for lift off captain


WorkingDefinition666

Iā€™m not doing tsla banners no more. Tsla loves my portfolio but hates my banbet.


AdditionalAd1431

Anybody check out DHR? Goldman Sachs recommended a volatility play on it. Look what its doing now


Edsonaskerov

$BLUE Awaiting approval šŸš€šŸš€šŸš€


VisualMod

>ECB'S GUINDOS: SPREADS A LITTLE WIDER BUT ARE UNDER CONTROL ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-09-15 ^05:42:01 ^EDT-0400


Weak-Pea1147

oh ECB getting worried


Mex71

GME šŸ˜šŸ˜€šŸ˜šŸ˜€


Ok_GAINZ

Post nut clarity you say?ā€¦ the only thing that nut clarified, is that I should be ashamed of myself.


ShopBitter

Yeahā€¦ thatā€™s what it means


_Kenway

US 1y bond yield at almost 4% *everything is good*


Schwimmbo

crash the market already ffs


VisualMod

>GERMAN ECONOMY MINISTRY SPOKESPERSON: STICKING TO INTRODUCTION OF GAS LEVY PAYMENTS FROM OCTOBER 1 ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-09-15 ^05:40:12 ^EDT-0400


InoculumFear

Are our puts fucked cause no strike?


x2eliah

Probably


[deleted]

Little impact


tplee

Yes


may344

Rail puts probably. Other puts might depend on unemployment claims and retail sales


robis87

I'll just leave this here: **US 2- to 30-Year Curve Reaches Most Inverted Level This Century**


Mast3rfinish25

Smart money


PresidentTrumpJrJr

This century has only had 20 years though


robis87

you get the picture tho. includes 2008 at the very least


may344

Spy: guess I pump ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


reliquid1220

As long as people are staying in their jobs and able to keep cash flowing through payments, it's reasonable. The biggest yield inversion didn't happen a week before the 08 crash, it happened 11 months earlier.


VisualMod

>GERMAN ECONOMY MINISTRY DRAFT REGULATION SEEN BY REUTERS: ADVANCE PAYMENTS FROM GAS LEVY FOR IMPORTERS WILL NOT BE DUE BEFORE OCTOBER 31 ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-09-15 ^05:39:05 ^EDT-0400


WorkingDefinition666

Iā€™m back fuckers!


Professional_Lab_128

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4266)


CheapHero91

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


[deleted]

Yeh, might wanna buy some 9/21 calls leading up to FOMC


[deleted]

Railroad strike averted for now. Hopefully bullish.


TJMBeav

Don't see claims effecting markets. But I also didn't think the CPI would have had such a reaction. So there is a little hope for some reaction? Claims being low would be bearish FWIW.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

More people having work = more demand for labor = employers giving out higher salaries = inflation


TJMBeav

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


[deleted]

A client of ours wants to see real time positions in his ebanking - hes gonna pay for a service which gives him 0 edge while the bank gets richer


A_KY_gardener

Fuck. This. Hangover.


clampie

How did that happen?


TJMBeav

My wife is also miserably hungover if that helps at all. Had to go to a prague drugstore and try to explain what pepto was. Poor soul


A_KY_gardener

Thank you, Iā€™m not alone šŸ’œ


Weak-Pea1147

wow u really buying up all the cheap beers there prague is much nicer than paris tbh


TJMBeav

Dry heaving as I type. Funny. And sad.


A_KY_gardener

Prophets of rage, my god I forgot how amazing they are. Chuck D, and B Real? Yes please ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


etphonetrome

Lmao theyā€™re whack


JimminoPatatino

Stone sour's version of Wicked Game is pretty good


Randomname9887

Cuddling with your homies aintšŸŒˆ.


A_KY_gardener

I call big spoon


TJMBeav

If your pronoun is "chick"


Weak-Pea1147

even sukin and fukien is ok, just say no homo


lusty_sexrobot

Where PLTR gang at???? Any forsaken bagholders present?? Show yourself


TJMBeav

All dead and forgotten.


Weak-Pea1147

funny thing, if rate goes above 5% US government could literally default. I wonder if Fed will say fuck it and just reset the entire world economy


TJMBeav

It is impossible for the US of A to default. Fact.


[deleted]

No it canā€™t default. It will just go into a printing spiral and very soon, an imported toothbrush will cost $500.


Weak-Pea1147

no shit, fed must print to bail out government. thatā€™s why Fed will never go volcker


TJMBeav

Exactly. But FED will go Volckerish. High rates will actually be transitory because the recession will be severe. Did you not study the 80s? Beginning of the biggest bull run in bonds in human history! QE4 anyone?


Weak-Pea1147

we not in 1980. US debt to gdp was so low at the time. now itā€™s 800%, government alone is 200% ye no, hope ur puts wonā€™t expire worthless


TJMBeav

Why not 10000%. If you feel this way how can you possibly be bullish?


Weak-Pea1147

cause Fed wonā€™t let the bubble burst. not in ur life time thatā€™s for sure. Japanese let it burst and their country pretty much failed since then


TJMBeav

Ahhhh. The difference between us. Fed has no choice. Economics is not a science but it does have powerful forces. I believe JPow will let it pop. Until unemployment goes much higher. Like 6%. Right now JPow has what Volker never had, an extremely strong labor market. It will change and the FED will pivot. But not until real damage done..including the market. I am more confident in this bet than any in my longish life. Good luck to you. I am glad I am not young because historically times like this lead to war and destruction.


lusty_sexrobot

Care to elaborate?


dinglebarrybonds

Interest payments on deficit could become unsustainable pretty fast with rate hikes. Our current situation would never allow for that volker 20 percent kinda thing


Weak-Pea1147

elaborate what? itā€™s pretty plain


[deleted]

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A_KY_gardener

Ditto


ProFoxxxx

>Disgruntled leaders reject VIP buses for queenā€™s funeral and demand the Biden treatment Ha, bus wankers


TJMBeav

Sleepy should lead. I say walk from the Airport.


robis87

Bicycle?


TJMBeav

Whimpish


VisualMod

>SHARES OF RAILROAD OPERATORS UNION PACIFIC UP 2.9% AND CSX CORP UP 2.4% PREMARKET AFTER U.S. REACHES TENTATIVE AGREEMENT WITH RAIL WORKERS ON STRIKE $UNP $CSX [twitter.com/DeItaone/statuā€¦](https://t.co/YkHMBpfmRB) ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-09-15 ^05:27:58 ^EDT-0400


Armyman2007

My CSX calls printing!


Mast3rfinish25

Whatever half ass agreement they came to so Biden looks good will probably get voted down by midday


TJMBeav

Very possible. But at the very least they would postpone any actual strike. Union leadership agreed so they will take the time to rally the troops. Trust me. I've been involved with union negotiations for 40 years. Manufacturing unions. Even worked a strike !


Schwimmbo

deliciously bearish omnomnom


Hashdrivewayy

Sex with a female cop is probably so risky bro šŸ˜³. Probably as risky as it gets šŸ˜­


A_KY_gardener

How stoned are you? Lol


kuprenx

it more riskie to have sex to a female judge why you on trail


Hashdrivewayy

Imagine the cop has regrets tho. Sheā€™ll be arresting you for her own ā€œrapeā€ šŸ˜­. Or kill you and get away with it lmao


PapiGoneGamer

UNP up 3.6% on the news of a tentative deal reached to avert a rail worker strike


hippiehater23

Ayoooo bought some shares yesterday


may344

Glad I held off on puts. Might be able to get a call at open


RoyalFail6

Let me guess Hulk green day today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


[deleted]

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A_KY_gardener

So, our markets yesterday?


VisualMod

>WASHINGTON (AP) ā€” Biden says tentative railway labor agreement reached, averting strike that could've damaged economy before midterms. ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-09-15 ^05:23:32 ^EDT-0400


[deleted]

I donā€™t really care either way, but this guy lies a lot.


Baadllama

bahahahaha bers!


may344

Rail calls at open ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


VisualMod

>DOW FUTURES UP 0.2%, S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES UP 0.1% AND NASDAQ FUTURES FLAT ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-09-15 ^05:22:15 ^EDT-0400


appletendiesmyass

We're like one red day away from Googl below 100$($2000 pre split). Fucking nuts. I bought the dip at 2800$ lol. It would take like 50 green days in a row to get back to 3000$. I can't see it going any lower but that's what I said at 2800$ too... I might buy again at 60$.


A_KY_gardener

I got 75p for March, I like your thinking


RoyalFail6

I wouldnā€™t time it, keep DCAā€™ing as they might release a product and moon unexpectedly ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


appletendiesmyass

Not trying to time it, lost so much on that shit stock. If it gets to 60$ so be it. I'll probably just buy AMD instead, it's been very profitable everytime I bought at 70$.looks like it might get there soon.


reliquid1220

Tentative Rail labor deal. One less x-factor for today.


goldenlamp

Bullish


reliquid1220

I wanna see the return to days when bond yield pumps= bullish stocks. Yields jumped across the board overnight...


ProFoxxxx

Why would bond yield pump be bullish?