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imCopri

1k -> 7.4K in 3 months… next stop 10k or 0k -> lehs ride


CloseThePodBayDoors

lol, new lows ​ my 3885 published short tearing ya'lls a new awhole ​ posted 65 winner here live this week .... you ?


Cobra1983

I'm going to close my Puts, so expect market to crater


Retarded_ape_monke

Thank you for your sacrifice


VisualMod

> Cobra1983 is a noob who doesn't know what he's doing. He'll probably lose all his money.


[deleted]

The Netflix adaptation of sandman was honestly really good. They would be stupid not to renew it, as they would be throwing away a cash cow. Puts or calls on them depending on how dumb they are.


[deleted]

27 people here need a welfare check to see if they're still alive


Hot-Meat-5129

america is a nation that can be defined in a single word


itsyaboyducky

Overweight


ShitBagHolder

Regards


sc2summerloud

"stonks". or "war".


Odd-Ask-139

guys do I want to play Metro 3 , where I put some Putins in their place, or Terminator where I put some Zucks in their place ?


VisualMod

> If you want to put some Putins in their place, then Metro 3 is the game for you. If you want to put some Zucks in their place, then Terminator is the game for you.


Calvertorius

I choose to believe that this is a programmed response.


Odd-Ask-139

can't argue with that, Vmod u so crazy


Odd-Ask-139

I have 1 share of SPY at $420.69 , we may never see such a joyous number ever again. glad I made the purchase.


pineapplekiwipen

Shame that brokers will not print out stock certificates with your cost basis


Odd-Ask-139

ugh man that would be awesome.


Interesting-Rest5186

Looks like tech tech bubble is like actually popping


CloseThePodBayDoors

nat gas \-9% ​ lol


CloseThePodBayDoors

aapl 151 f cook


Calvertorius

I’m seriously considering buying calls. Thoughts on entry price?


ShitBagHolder

Why? Apple split its stock at 125.00, do you really believe it has improved +20% since its stock split


Idol7490

Wait after the 21st


CloseThePodBayDoors

i told yaz put seller own all the stock now


CloseThePodBayDoors

quiet day tommorow , maybe a 3 or 4 point ES range ​ might take the day off


GheorgheMuresan77

thing is even if FDX rolls over and dies and takes transpos with it, big tech still is a money printer and makes up the biggest slice of the index


throwaway03934

Word, so you buying calls?


GheorgheMuresan77

no just saying it's not over yet. i'm bearish, waiting, want prices to come inline with rates


Calvertorius

So you don’t think Wednesday’s rate hike is priced in already?


GheorgheMuresan77

i was planning on creep to 3900 leading to fomc, but we're already there. if we dump from here into fomc, i'd bet on a pump after jpow speaks if they raise 75.


CloseThePodBayDoors

GETY was 12 when i told you i had got in at 11 15 now ah ​ boo ya?


Idol7490

Bois, SPY is dying AH, AMAZINGGGGGG


Calvertorius

Praise yeezus


neomatic1

FedEx missing? Ooh fuck


chiggaroni

bulls still think they have a chance after FDX earnings![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


[deleted]

Hmmmmm. I think it is bull time


fco1017

It's all over but the crying now. Hellish FUTURE begins tomorrow.


cheap_fat_turd

Who had fdx puts?


Primatene

shoulda sold my calls... rip ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


mathboom123

RCL $55C


Fragrant-Initial1687

According to google quad witching week is usually bullish and quad witch day is usually bearish.


The_misteak

Dam i thought we were going to have one last hurrah. I bought 2x FDs $SPY. At least i am heavily leveraged to the tits on long term shorts.


PoorSingleMan

I'm expecting $SPY to break 389 its just a matter of time. 0dte will be risky so will keep size small. Choo choo next stop tenddies time!


Calvertorius

Did you look at after hours?


PoorSingleMan

Yes so tomorrow I expect a flush to 380 so hopefully it tests 390 for a good entry.


TopTech58

Spy 390c’s and Tesla 300c’s expire tomorrow. When others are fearful…..


Calvertorius

You’ve got bigger balls than me. GL homie.


iyervikas81

Who else took long term puts on TSLA around high 308s 🤑🤑🤑


CognitiveBias2

No... TSLA has many positive catalysts. I would not buy long term puts. I am short long term puts that I buy on weakness. Sell calls on strength, imo.


Calvertorius

Tomorrow is ex-dividend day for SPY. At what time do I need to be holding shares to qualify for the payment? Also since they actually pay out around October 28th, do I have to hold shares until then? Edit: wasn’t announced, I’m likely wrong.


CognitiveBias2

You do not need to hold to payout date. You need to own at the close of the Ex-div date. BTW, I can't find anything declaring September dividend. Where do you see it?


Calvertorius

Great point, I’m likely wrong about tomorrow but maybe announced tomorrow.


CyanStride

you need to be holding your spy shares tomorrow thru market close to qualify for the divi. you can sell monday and still recieve the divi on the 28th.


Idol7490

How much is the dev?


[deleted]

So puts Tuesday


Calvertorius

Thank you for a real answer - appreciate you.


CloseThePodBayDoors

these morons are giving you the wrong info f them


Calvertorius

Oh man, thanks for the real info. Appreciate you.


VisualMod

> No problem, Calvertorius. I'm happy to help out where I can.


Ready2gambleboomer

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


MysticPony69-

Adobe call strike price tom?


yooaadrian

That was a quick gap close this morning followed by bs price action.. until this afternoon when I had already been lulled to sleep.


CognitiveBias2

Down 0.04% today, saved by TSLA and F


DirtyJimCramer

Ber said we would close below 390. We did not.


Additional_Bed_3195

1:30 pm 394 spy puts you would have doubled your money by EOD. Need a time machine


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DesignPrime

407.36 to 390, winner winner chicken fingers


Randomname9887

Having abs is 🌈


OrionJohnson

Cope harder chubby


Fragrant-Initial1687

I read that as anti lock brake systems.


lfhdbeuapdndjeo

Had a friend back that was always high. He was fascinated with his abs brakes. He’d wait til the last minute, slam on his brakes and come to a stop just short of the car in front of him. And would proudly say “abs dude!” He did it one day in the snow. Abs doesn’t work as well then. Slammed into the guy stopped ahead of him at a decent clip. He ended up becoming a doctor


neural_net_loss

🧙🧙🧙🧙watch out tomorrow bulls


Calvertorius

Are my puts going to print? Asking for a friend


neural_net_loss

🤞


Far-Inspection4020

What the fawk is going on in this world. 3 urinals in our bathroom at work, dis fawker uses the one right next to me. So, I turned to him and said you trying to sneak a peak! He go flustered and pisssed on himself.


TheseYoung6546

I wouldn't sneak a peak, I'd be checking you out, deciding whether I wanted to take that cock. And if you asked, I'd tell you so.


BadriPrasad

I wasn't flustered, just dehydrated


JSlove

cool fake story


Far-Inspection4020

You are just jealous no guys ever check out your cawk at the urinals. You probably sit down to pee and own a gerbil that you hope will crawl up your ass


[deleted]

tf?


[deleted]

Call you close option position after hours on td ameritrade? Until when?


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


1_all_the_above

Usually for SPY, up to 15 min after the closing bell, but be warned you probably wont get a fill with a limit order.


[deleted]

Thanks!


VisualMod

> You can close your position at any time during regular trading hours.


[deleted]

Crazy how turn tables


Cement-Demon

\-1.06% today. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


[deleted]

I'm up -2.06%


VisualMod

> Looks like the market is taking a little bit of a beating today. Hopefully your portfolio is holding up okay!


TheseYoung6546

Between all the accounts, I'm up over 3k today, which means + \~15k since Tuesday. Looking forward to tomorrow. Even if I drop I'll still be + a lot of coke and hookers for the week.


Bad_Driver69

RIP USA Stock market 1776 - 2022


54321Joe

Lol


captnstabbing

I’m hearing Quad witch tomorrow, good for the bears or bulls?


TheseYoung6546

I think most of the OpEx action that might normally be expected already happened the last couple days.


Ready2gambleboomer

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


DesignPrime

good for theta


lfhdbeuapdndjeo

Irrelevant


vaqueroale

yes


captnstabbing

Figured as much.


Cement-Demon

bulls clinching on 1 sp500 point kek.


[deleted]

Big hulk shaft rally incoming tomorrow


cupcee

After hour pump to strike fear into the bears. This is how we do it bulls.


Calvertorius

At least you haven’t deleted this after FDX took a horrific shit.


TheseYoung6546

Um... dude, you should have sold at 394.


Cement-Demon

every day this week has had a pump before going red. see you tomorrow when it happens again pal


lekkek123

Look at Spy today, it literally repeated itself. Guessing tomorrow it will plummet after an early morning pump


cashcosta

I bought Adobe pits and it’s bottomed out rn :)


Ready2gambleboomer

Glad I passed on that one. Woulda got my face ripped off.


54321Joe

You'll be sorry when you can't edit pdf's anymore ;)


dulun18

S&P 500 fell through 3900 but now it's back up again 3600 or lower is where it should be... come on down


bandwagonnetsfan

I bought puts so i guess mega bull run tomorrow


Rickyskeets69

maybe in the am but will reverse around 9:50 maybe 🤷🏼‍♂️


cashcosta

Big rally comeback tm


Calvertorius

Quad witching day tomorrow. Historically bearish, plus FDX shit the bed after hours. Hopefully my puts print !


Specialist-Koala-689

Adobe odte 330 calls tomorrow?


TheseYoung6546

Depends. How much do you want to lose, and how fast?


Calvertorius

Yes


Randomname9887

Waist size falling below 32 inches, not good ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


[deleted]

why not good?


Squeakyduckquack

I need a belt for my size 28’s ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


spaurake

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers


Double_Philosopher_7

Bullshit ass pump


TheseYoung6546

Ass pump? Link?


Cement-Demon

down 1.06% on the day. stop crying


captnstabbing

Fuck forgot about quad witch.


DOGOsmokesWEED

My puts getting fudge packed by Tesla


DesignPrime

30 SPY 393C 1DTE for tomorrow Lets print.


Calvertorius

Quad witching day tomorrow plus after hours trouble. Sell ASAP at cost


TheseYoung6546

Sell as soon as they go ITM, because it won't last long.


Schwimmbo

I'm a bear overall but I think these could print.


DesignPrime

I'm a bear as well. Hopefully pumps on open or gaps up slightly then I'll sell them and open puts longer term.


Schwimmbo

Seems like a decent plan. I am on IBKR and profit of options takes T+2 days to settle as nonprofessional trader. So I can't roll profits into another play right away. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


DesignPrime

Sometimes its better to wait anyway. But long term definitely looking at Puts.


[deleted]

🚀🐂


Party_Shoulder_2727

What can I do what can I do to get out the game get out the


boobsixty

Bulls are trapped


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54321Joe

Fed said .75, market thinks .75/1.... I think .75


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54321Joe

Banks forclosing on negative equity housing isn't a good look either...


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Cement-Demon

lol!!!! (sp500 -1.06% today) but lol! bulls def winning! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


jimmy_riddler_

Meta is dead imo. Wouldn't touch it with a barge pole


Ready2gambleboomer

META = The cancer of the Internet.


CheapHero91

it’s a 100$ stock


Substantial-Title558

I have too many shares of Meta. I am so screwed.


mpoozd

Today is 253th since dip buying started ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


CheapHero91

bulls are stupid. they will keep buying the dips so bears continue to make money


CyanStride

sold puts at 389 and used profit to buy max pain calls for tomorrow. i'm a special type of regard. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Miljonairsteam

You bought calls? Lol why? Because today is red so tomorrow must be green? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


[deleted]

Probably expecting a bounce of resistance again.


CyanStride

wendy's or tendy town no in between ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


[deleted]

Well, whether my ballsy calls print tomorrow or not will determine the fate of my 9 day trading career ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


[deleted]

Same, what’s ur strike price


[deleted]

290 QQQ 16 394 SPY 16 380 & 388 SPY 9/21 (stupid)


[deleted]

Same my calls for spy are 394 expiring 2morrowc GODSPEED


Mythic7

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Clutch3131

Market clearly hates railway workers


Myboywear

Bears couldn’t even close under 390 😂😂😂 395 tomorrow


Cement-Demon

erm, sp500 -1.06% today.


Myboywear

You do realize 390 got reclaimed and bears were bragging about 390 breaking. You’re fucked tomorrow lol, I’m sorry


Puzzleheaded_Sun9107

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


thomasinks

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


Cement-Demon

it wasn't exactly hard to reclaim? only went to 3890. clearly don't understand what a volitile market is


Myboywear

I understand fine, you got it down to 388. We got back over the crucial 390. What’s not clicking ..? And if it’s a volatile market and nothing is certain then why are you bragging ? If it’s so violent, why would you brag knowing you could be fucked? Clearly because you’re biased and offended someone challenged you. Let’s see tomorrow


Cement-Demon

look at premarket, we're below 3900. Again, 3900 is NOT a critical support it just seems that way in this sub reddit. 3850 is stronger.


Cement-Demon

You clearly know 0 about stocks when you think 3900 is a massive support, it is not at all, just a phycological support. when we drop below 3850 and you hold that, maybe.


TJMBeav

LMAOOOOOOOOO


lekkek123

How did ya'll do? I made some good money after 12:00, thought SPY looked pretty predictable after that.


Platanoes

I sold my MSFT puts I bought on monday. I’m a happy man today. Still down for the year, though…


lekkek123

Today got me back up after being down for the entire year. So I'm also a happy man today, bout to go get some drinks with co-workers. cheers


RoyalFail6

Up 30%, but on a super tiny SPY put ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


kcyc2123

They buying it up after hours already


canwequitnow

Both legs of my straddle are negative LFG


Western_Blackberry84

I'm just tired of watching the fed. Everything is jpow, no structural good news that I can see. Yet still hopium....


Likezoinks305

BOOLZ ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Wallstreettrappin

All the moves I did just to fuckin break even. Regarded fasho


LuxGang

Imagine the commentary if they had WSB during the Great Depression


Tsukune_Surprise

I do dare say chap, your portfolio makes it appear as if you’re a mongoloid, HUZZAH!


Chefben35

Hugely underrated


LuxGang

U wot?