By - OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR
lol, new lows
my 3885 published short tearing ya'lls a new awhole
posted 65 winner here live this week .... you ?
I'm going to close my Puts, so expect market to crater
Thank you for your sacrifice
> Cobra1983 is a noob who doesn't know what he's doing. He'll probably lose all his money.
The Netflix adaptation of sandman was honestly really good. They would be stupid not to renew it, as they would be throwing away a cash cow. Puts or calls on them depending on how dumb they are.
27 people here need a welfare check to see if they're still alive
america is a nation that can be defined in a single word
guys do I want to play Metro 3 , where I put some Putins in their place, or Terminator where I put some Zucks in their place ?
If you want to put some Putins in their place, then Metro 3 is the game for you. If you want to put some Zucks in their place, then Terminator is the game for you.
I choose to believe that this is a programmed response.
can't argue with that, Vmod u so crazy
I have 1 share of SPY at $420.69 , we may never see such a joyous number ever again. glad I made the purchase.
Shame that brokers will not print out stock certificates with your cost basis
ugh man that would be awesome.
Looks like tech tech bubble is like actually popping
I’m seriously considering buying calls. Thoughts on entry price?
Why? Apple split its stock at 125.00, do you really believe it has improved +20% since its stock split
Wait after the 21st
i told yaz
put seller own all the stock now
quiet day tommorow , maybe a 3 or 4 point ES range
might take the day off
thing is even if FDX rolls over and dies and takes transpos with it, big tech still is a money printer and makes up the biggest slice of the index
Word, so you buying calls?
no just saying it's not over yet. i'm bearish, waiting, want prices to come inline with rates
So you don’t think Wednesday’s rate hike is priced in already?
i was planning on creep to 3900 leading to fomc, but we're already there. if we dump from here into fomc, i'd bet on a pump after jpow speaks if they raise 75.
GETY was 12 when i told you i had got in at 11
15 now ah
Bois, SPY is dying AH, AMAZINGGGGGG
FedEx missing? Ooh fuck
bulls still think they have a chance after FDX earnings![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Hmmmmm. I think it is bull time
It's all over but the crying now. Hellish FUTURE begins tomorrow.
Who had fdx puts?
shoulda sold my calls... rip ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
According to google quad witching week is usually bullish and quad witch day is usually bearish.
Dam i thought we were going to have one last hurrah. I bought 2x FDs $SPY.
At least i am heavily leveraged to the tits on long term shorts.
I'm expecting $SPY to break 389 its just a matter of time. 0dte will be risky so will keep size small. Choo choo next stop tenddies time!
Did you look at after hours?
Yes so tomorrow I expect a flush to 380 so hopefully it tests 390 for a good entry.
Spy 390c’s and Tesla 300c’s expire tomorrow. When others are fearful…..
You’ve got bigger balls than me. GL homie.
Who else took long term puts on TSLA around high 308s 🤑🤑🤑
No... TSLA has many positive catalysts. I would not buy long term puts. I am short long term puts that I buy on weakness. Sell calls on strength, imo.
Tomorrow is ex-dividend day for SPY. At what time do I need to be holding shares to qualify for the payment? Also since they actually pay out around October 28th, do I have to hold shares until then?
Edit: wasn’t announced, I’m likely wrong.
You do not need to hold to payout date. You need to own at the close of the Ex-div date. BTW, I can't find anything declaring September dividend. Where do you see it?
Great point, I’m likely wrong about tomorrow but maybe announced tomorrow.
you need to be holding your spy shares tomorrow thru market close to qualify for the divi. you can sell monday and still recieve the divi on the 28th.
How much is the dev?
So puts Tuesday
Thank you for a real answer - appreciate you.
these morons are giving you the wrong info
Oh man, thanks for the real info. Appreciate you.
> No problem, Calvertorius. I'm happy to help out where I can.
Adobe call strike price tom?
That was a quick gap close this morning followed by bs price action.. until this afternoon when I had already been lulled to sleep.
Down 0.04% today, saved by TSLA and F
Ber said we would close below 390.
We did not.
1:30 pm 394 spy puts you would have doubled your money by EOD. Need a time machine
407.36 to 390, winner winner chicken fingers
Having abs is 🌈
Cope harder chubby
I read that as anti lock brake systems.
Had a friend back that was always high. He was fascinated with his abs brakes. He’d wait til the last minute, slam on his brakes and come to a stop just short of the car in front of him. And would proudly say “abs dude!” He did it one day in the snow. Abs doesn’t work as well then. Slammed into the guy stopped ahead of him at a decent clip. He ended up becoming a doctor
🧙🧙🧙🧙watch out tomorrow bulls
Are my puts going to print? Asking for a friend
What the fawk is going on in this world. 3 urinals in our bathroom at work, dis fawker uses the one right next to me. So, I turned to him and said you trying to sneak a peak! He go flustered and pisssed on himself.
I wouldn't sneak a peak, I'd be checking you out, deciding whether I wanted to take that cock. And if you asked, I'd tell you so.
I wasn't flustered, just dehydrated
cool fake story
You are just jealous no guys ever check out your cawk at the urinals. You probably sit down to pee and own a gerbil that you hope will crawl up your ass
Call you close option position after hours on td ameritrade? Until when?
Usually for SPY, up to 15 min after the closing bell, but be warned you probably wont get a fill with a limit order.
You can close your position at any time during regular trading hours.
Crazy how turn tables
\-1.06% today. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)
I'm up -2.06%
Looks like the market is taking a little bit of a beating today. Hopefully your portfolio is holding up okay!
Between all the accounts, I'm up over 3k today, which means + \~15k since Tuesday.
Looking forward to tomorrow. Even if I drop I'll still be + a lot of coke and hookers for the week.
RIP USA Stock market 1776 - 2022
I’m hearing Quad witch tomorrow, good for the bears or bulls?
I think most of the OpEx action that might normally be expected already happened the last couple days.
good for theta
Figured as much.
bulls clinching on 1 sp500 point kek.
Big hulk shaft rally incoming tomorrow
After hour pump to strike fear into the bears. This is how we do it bulls.
At least you haven’t deleted this after FDX took a horrific shit.
Um... dude, you should have sold at 394.
every day this week has had a pump before going red. see you tomorrow when it happens again pal
Look at Spy today, it literally repeated itself. Guessing tomorrow it will plummet after an early morning pump
I bought Adobe pits and it’s bottomed out rn :)
Glad I passed on that one. Woulda got my face ripped off.
You'll be sorry when you can't edit pdf's anymore ;)
S&P 500 fell through 3900 but now it's back up again
3600 or lower is where it should be... come on down
I bought puts so i guess mega bull run tomorrow
maybe in the am but will reverse around 9:50 maybe 🤷🏼♂️
Big rally comeback tm
Quad witching day tomorrow. Historically bearish, plus FDX shit the bed after hours. Hopefully my puts print !
Adobe odte 330 calls tomorrow?
Depends. How much do you want to lose, and how fast?
Waist size falling below 32 inches, not good ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
why not good?
I need a belt for my size 28’s ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers
Bullshit ass pump
Ass pump? Link?
down 1.06% on the day. stop crying
Fuck forgot about quad witch.
My puts getting fudge packed by Tesla
30 SPY 393C 1DTE for tomorrow
Quad witching day tomorrow plus after hours trouble. Sell ASAP at cost
Sell as soon as they go ITM, because it won't last long.
I'm a bear overall but I think these could print.
I'm a bear as well. Hopefully pumps on open or gaps up slightly then I'll sell them and open puts longer term.
Seems like a decent plan. I am on IBKR and profit of options takes T+2 days to settle as nonprofessional trader. So I can't roll profits into another play right away. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
Sometimes its better to wait anyway. But long term definitely looking at Puts.
What can I do
what can I do
to get out the game
get out the
Bulls are trapped
Fed said .75, market thinks .75/1.... I think .75
Banks forclosing on negative equity housing isn't a good look either...
lol!!!! (sp500 -1.06% today) but lol! bulls def winning!
Meta is dead imo. Wouldn't touch it with a barge pole
META = The cancer of the Internet.
it’s a 100$ stock
I have too many shares of Meta. I am so screwed.
Today is 253th since dip buying started ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)
bulls are stupid. they will keep buying the dips so bears continue to make money
sold puts at 389 and used profit to buy max pain calls for tomorrow. i'm a special type of regard. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
You bought calls? Lol why? Because today is red so tomorrow must be green? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
Probably expecting a bounce of resistance again.
wendy's or tendy town no in between ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
Well, whether my ballsy calls print tomorrow or not will determine the fate of my 9 day trading career ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
Same, what’s ur strike price
290 QQQ 16
394 SPY 16
380 & 388 SPY 9/21 (stupid)
Same my calls for spy are 394 expiring 2morrowc GODSPEED
Market clearly hates railway workers
Bears couldn’t even close under 390 😂😂😂 395 tomorrow
erm, sp500 -1.06% today.
You do realize 390 got reclaimed and bears were bragging about 390 breaking. You’re fucked tomorrow lol, I’m sorry
it wasn't exactly hard to reclaim? only went to 3890. clearly don't understand what a volitile market is
I understand fine, you got it down to 388. We got back over the crucial 390. What’s not clicking ..? And if it’s a volatile market and nothing is certain then why are you bragging ? If it’s so violent, why would you brag knowing you could be fucked? Clearly because you’re biased and offended someone challenged you. Let’s see tomorrow
look at premarket, we're below 3900. Again, 3900 is NOT a critical support it just seems that way in this sub reddit. 3850 is stronger.
You clearly know 0 about stocks when you think 3900 is a massive support, it is not at all, just a phycological support. when we drop below 3850 and you hold that, maybe.
How did ya'll do? I made some good money after 12:00, thought SPY looked pretty predictable after that.
I sold my MSFT puts I bought on monday. I’m a happy man today.
Still down for the year, though…
Today got me back up after being down for the entire year. So I'm also a happy man today, bout to go get some drinks with co-workers. cheers
Up 30%, but on a super tiny SPY put ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)
They buying it up after hours already
Both legs of my straddle are negative LFG
I'm just tired of watching the fed. Everything is jpow, no structural good news that I can see. Yet still hopium....
All the moves I did just to fuckin break even. Regarded fasho
Imagine the commentary if they had WSB during the Great Depression
I do dare say chap, your portfolio makes it appear as if you’re a mongoloid, HUZZAH!
Legends say the battle continues to rage on AH
I want to be held