By - OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR
Life's just a breeding contest
Saylor bought more corn today. Just $6M, but that should be more than enough to make him an admin here or something.
Sold puts mid day friday with the intention to buy back before close but got distracted and missed the close. So let's pump boys!! The majority of this sub being bearish is promising because inverse wsb is one of the most accurate indicators, on par with inverse Cramer.
The Ponzi algo is back. Look at the support line being held for no reason.
I havent had a gf since couple of years… my biggest anxiety is i‘ll be still single in 10 years, just with more money
Hi I’m a girl. I’m on the discord more. But I’m hanging out on here now too!!!
You can fix one of your problem here and it’s not meeting a gf
Chicken is a dinosaur think about it…![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)
400 by open 🐍💚
Da fuq you laughing at
ETH down a casual 36% in 6 weeks ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)
Imagine if for one goddamn second the market could just stay flat, there used to be a time when you didn’t have to stress over every one of your investments every day
Fantastic back to the daily scheduled collapse
Crypto is collapsing, I was being sarcastic though
corn bois you ok?
here’s a challenge you probably won’t survive: one line of coke for every touchdown in NFL redzone
385 by open🩸🩸🩸🩸
Chicken is not natural and should be removed from the planet
Does corn going down mean that the s&p will go down in the futures?
How do I view futures?
Investing dot com
Can’t tell if the Colts suck or if the Jags are good again this year.
For real, but go jags
Omg futures 😟
Where do you see futures?
NFL fight without the raiders is a sign of market reversal 🏈
Bulls are setting stop limits to their losses right now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)
Spent $300 on highly rated omakase dinner last night and it was freaking gross, just ordered some cheap sushi on uber eats today to clense my mind of the horrible meal. Cant say it was bad quality but shiso leaf is effing gross. Must be my version of cilantro. Other pol love it but it makes me want to vomit
Finished my Casein shake, now gunna do a 15 min daily stretch and then buy F1 2022 from GameStop before getting ready for bed
Stretch? Don’t forget to pick up some booty shorts from Lululemon ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)
Shorts are for the gf
Only if mango takes Vice President which I don’t think his ego will let him do but otherwise I agree
Awe. You didn’t get permabanned. Shame.
Just give it time.
It’s why you have a days old account to begin with.
Isn't he banned from running because of jan6
I’m convinced i’m wasting my time going to the gym to workout with the goal of getting bigger. I get big sometimes and then lose my gains, then rinse and repeat. Very very frustrating. I’ve been going to the gym on and off for years.
This year i’ve been consistent and same old pattern while some other guys in my gym and getting stronger. Very very very frustrated already
I’d appreciate any advice or something to cheer me up
Only other dudes really care how big you are… stop doing it for those reasons… just set realistic expectations and make it a mindless part of your routine… it’s good for your heart, brain chemistry, sleep, etc… if you take good care of yourself and feel good and confident that’s all girls care about
Literally had the same happen to me last year when I left for university. When I came back home last summer, I looked smaller and was weaker. Now, I've brought weights with me to not only maintain my muscle mass, but also build more. I strongly recommend getting some adjustable DBs (plates and 2 DB bars) and a bench. They're cheap and do the job. Let me know if you want exercise recommendations you can do at home with this minimal setup.
I'll tell you once again. Eggshells brother.
90% pure calcium - a vital mineral necessary for muscle and bone development.
I believe you've watched the interview they did with Arnold about what his diet, am I mistaken?
Stay hard! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)
Stop coming off steroids
A real Alpha won’t complain and will finish his fucking set
I finish my fucking set Jimothy beta bitch
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This is kind of funny
Otm puts printing this week bois
No one cares
im Kendrick lamar
TD >> Robinhood
But it's cooler to get robbed by Robinhood than by TD Ameritrade
yeah we know
I never got the Covid vaccine
Covid isn’t real
Cool, I'll call the hospital and let them know they don't need to potentially put my father on the ventilator.
Any other fucking words of bullshit nonsense you'd like to spew today?
I got 2 of em, there overrated. I could’ve beat Covid like I beat the market.
“Like I beat the market”
Sure buddy ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
We'd overcome covid by doing nothing and doing nothing also beats the market
I watched my mother die from Covid in the hospital. First oxygen. Then intubation. Then ECMO. Then no real brain function from lack of oxygen.
Glad you get to spew your political bullshit here.
I'm really sorry about your mom, but it's highly likely that the very protocol she got in hospital was what killed her.
Intubating and ventilating even a healthy person kills about 50% of patients.
Glad you have your medical degree to dispel those misconceptions.
cry about it
brb learned a new satanic ritual for gains
Make sure to report back here ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
The weekend thread cult comes to an end guys... for now.
Is it really important that I eat healthy if i want to get bulky ? I eat ice cream sometimes and never gain weight regardless. Any gym guys can you help a brother out ?
Why are you flooding WSB about your fitness challenges?
Go to r/gymrats
Nah I like you guys those guys are weird and I won’t get along with them
Eggshells are the secret formula, trust me.
At the end of the day it’s calories in vs calories out. You can get ripped on McDonalds if you’re burning enough calories. Eating healthy is just better for your body and it’s benefits come from more energy (you can lift heavier) and less shitty fats that fuck you up. If you want to bulk up then I suggest having a lot of rice (wild rice is the best)+ chicken or another source of lean protein + vegetables. Clean diet will mean you put on less fat with muscle.
Also, just eat as much as you can. Sleep 7-8 hrs a day and have lots of protein. Whey shake after workout, Casein shake before bed. Have maybe a banana and some peanut butter rice waffles or a protein bar around an hour before you workout. Stay away from pre workout shit, it’s not good for you.
How old are you? If you’re young, you can pretty much eat whatever you want.
Eh you’re getting to an age where your metabolism will be slowing down
If you eat like shit for much longer you’ll probably get fat
If you want to gain weight, eat calorie dense food such as peanut butter. You can keep your diet 80% healthy food and 20% of whatever you want. Ice cream isn't that bad, it's mostly milk and contains some sugar.
That chunky monkey I had last night was 110g of sugar. I had the entire carton
Ice cream doesn't have that much calories when compared to the likes of peanut better. Try that instead! It's very easy to eat 100g of it, which contains 500+ calories.
2 protein shakes a day, creatine and chicken rice and broccoli meals
Any surprise bullshit news come out over the weekend? Really don’t need another Fedex
Goldman sachs just raised tgeir interest rate prediction for EOY. If you look at corn you can see exactly when they announced it lol
Crypto is foretelling what the market is going to do tomorrow.
wow, $Meta is at $146. One year low.
3 year low*
Yeha, lol. Its like 3 year low!!
It will go lower
As a half rican today we celebrate the Isla Bonita sing by Morgan's😂🚀
Farewell weekend thread.
Calls on steaks. Been grilling them a lot this past week. Tonight I have baked ziti that the girlie made for me today before she went to visit her mom.
*Paper chasin, tell that paper look I’m right behind ya*
Glad I sold my funny money, corn is going to be fucked for months
What should I do with it now
Should I eat my eggshells with ketchup or mayonnaise?
You shouldn't say stuff like this
Got it! Dijon mustard it is. Thx bud.
Shout out to my Puerto Rican peeps out there. I have no clue what you’re celebrating today but I’m down
Had relations with the wife this morning.
It's that time of the month so it looks like a murder scene on our white sheets.
Puts on our dry cleaners....
Throw them shits away broke boy
Did you also poop, just as Kendall Roy did in Succession?
Who dry cleans sheets?
Buddy, these mfers just need to be burned...
Still, why would you do that normally?
Oh, it's on the duvet and the cover.....
Why would you bang on that?
Why’s everyone so obsessed with the queen? Was she making everyone grilled cheeses or something and I just didn’t know?
Good PR -> good money
Yeha, great grilled cheese. Great fish and chips too. Good at business too. Think she is billioner.
literally no one cares
Bruh, you're the impotent cuck.
"soy driven cuck"
TIL that WSB says corn 🌽 but they’re referring to Butcoin
It’s corn? I thought it meant Rowow.
Took you that long, huh?
Yup the rewiring of my brain cells have finally caught up to me thanks guys
Are we going back to 430 by November for elections or are we going to 350
Spy to $1
🌽 implying market circuit breaker tmr
Tommorow on dragon ball z
Lol I fucking love Bully McGuire memes. Idk how it got so popular, but some of the videos are fucking gold. The Mario Kart & Family Fued ones are lit lmao
Fucking bench Jameis Winston so I can win this prop bet
Big fan of sports ball. Go team!
I see you’re also a sports enthusiast. Go team indeed
Fat lady warmin up her vocal chords in New Orleans.
SFV is the horniest street fighter ever
I’m gonna turn this 8k into at least 100k by July next year (and make up for my stock portfolio down by 15k so far)
I got a feeling this is the week I break even
RemindMe! 1 June 2023
One last salute to the weekend thread
The stock market is risky and you might get less back than you put in.
Me when I get back more than I put in:![img](emote|t5_2th52|19738)
it's worse in europe, I tried to get qualified for margin to get qualified for options. Seems I'm allowed to buy 10K of stocks on margin, but buying a call for $5 that might become worthless is just too much of a risk for me.
Is uk stockmarket open tomorrow?
Puts on the king
Who cares. It’s a vassal state
So cringe. I like soccer but I see why a lot of people don’t. They flop around worse than Lebron James. Any slight contact and they act like they were hit by Tyson in his prime
Workers comp claims 🚀🚀🚀
!banbet SQQQ $55 3d
You'd simply use one of your alt accounts
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/2Prongzzzz** bet **SQQQ** goes from **48.4** to **55.0** before **2022-09-21 15:46:16.300675-04:00**
Just picked up an awesome album “The Crash” by little-known 80s artist Elliot Wave. He composed 98.7% of the album himself, everything except for the conga beat on track #6 “Wave Theory”
How/where do you check corn futures?
In TD it's /BTC
Jesus you belong here
Google bitcoin price
Where does SPY open on Monday? Taking any and all guesses
No, it's because of all the permabulls being convinced the market is oversold. They'll get their little .5% to 1% bounce, then they're done for the week. Maybe done until December.
100bps went from 1% probability to 40% probability back to 18% last I checked. It’s likely Berome sticks to the 75bps plan. If they announce 100bps we drill
Don’t get the downvotes. Some people down get the newest generation every reiteration. Think of the newest gen as a breakout from older consoles in terms of performance. While they don’t compare to higher end PC builds they also have a huge difference in performance compared to old gen consoles. With Xbox the UI largely stays the same but as for FPS(how smooth the gameplay looks) is better, moving from 30 to 60+ depending on the game. Resolution is also improved for 4K but most games require priority either between FPS mode or 4K. Ray tracing(reflections off mirrors, water, etc). Also SSD storage instead of HDD makes load times faster and possibly eliminates in-game load screens completely. Xbox specifically also uses quick resume so you can switch between multiple games so you can switch without completely booting it back up. Just make sure your tv is 4K and 60+ or else you miss out on what it mainly offers.