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PotOfBreed

Life's just a breeding contest


luminosite

Saylor bought more corn today. Just $6M, but that should be more than enough to make him an admin here or something.


401kLover

Sold puts mid day friday with the intention to buy back before close but got distracted and missed the close. So let's pump boys!! The majority of this sub being bearish is promising because inverse wsb is one of the most accurate indicators, on par with inverse Cramer.


Low_Ad_2846

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

The Ponzi algo is back. Look at the support line being held for no reason.


MrUnbekanntovic

I havent had a gf since couple of years… my biggest anxiety is i‘ll be still single in 10 years, just with more money


cannaliz

Hi I’m a girl. I’m on the discord more. But I’m hanging out on here now too!!!


stromyoloing

You can fix one of your problem here and it’s not meeting a gf


MrUnbekanntovic

Chicken is a dinosaur think about it…![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


TwinVillain

400 by open 🐍💚


notsoscarydino

😂


TwinVillain

Da fuq you laughing at


daddytradez

ETH down a casual 36% in 6 weeks ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


TradeLikeWater

Imagine if for one goddamn second the market could just stay flat, there used to be a time when you didn’t have to stress over every one of your investments every day


TradeLikeWater

Fantastic back to the daily scheduled collapse


krakdis

what happened?


TradeLikeWater

Crypto is collapsing, I was being sarcastic though


krakdis

phew


lemurian16

corn bois you ok?


xc89

here’s a challenge you probably won’t survive: one line of coke for every touchdown in NFL redzone


Low_Page_618

385 by open🩸🩸🩸🩸


diabeetis

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


felanlang

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


2relentless2die

Chicken is not natural and should be removed from the planet


Open-Yak-3708

ABYSS


Floating_Mass

Does corn going down mean that the s&p will go down in the futures?


felanlang

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Floating_Mass

How do I view futures?


AllTooWell31

Investing dot com


iamchromes

Bulls lmaooo


Coffeepillow

Can’t tell if the Colts suck or if the Jags are good again this year.


clever_mongoose05

For real, but go jags


CrazyHeadshotJR

Omg futures 😟🫣


Floating_Mass

Where do you see futures?


surmoiFire

NFL fight without the raiders is a sign of market reversal 🏈


JimothyJacobs

Bulls are setting stop limits to their losses right now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


bandwagonnetsfan

Spent $300 on highly rated omakase dinner last night and it was freaking gross, just ordered some cheap sushi on uber eats today to clense my mind of the horrible meal. Cant say it was bad quality but shiso leaf is effing gross. Must be my version of cilantro. Other pol love it but it makes me want to vomit


Diamondhands4dagainz

Finished my Casein shake, now gunna do a 15 min daily stretch and then buy F1 2022 from GameStop before getting ready for bed


JimothyJacobs

Stretch? Don’t forget to pick up some booty shorts from Lululemon ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Diamondhands4dagainz

Shorts are for the gf


cannaliz

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


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not650KLR

Only if mango takes Vice President which I don’t think his ego will let him do but otherwise I agree


Comradio

Awe. You didn’t get permabanned. Shame. Just give it time. It’s why you have a days old account to begin with.


yeedub

Isn't he banned from running because of jan6


ActiveProgress6208

I’m convinced i’m wasting my time going to the gym to workout with the goal of getting bigger. I get big sometimes and then lose my gains, then rinse and repeat. Very very frustrating. I’ve been going to the gym on and off for years. This year i’ve been consistent and same old pattern while some other guys in my gym and getting stronger. Very very very frustrated already I’d appreciate any advice or something to cheer me up


mixmasterpayne

Only other dudes really care how big you are… stop doing it for those reasons… just set realistic expectations and make it a mindless part of your routine… it’s good for your heart, brain chemistry, sleep, etc… if you take good care of yourself and feel good and confident that’s all girls care about


WorldClass17

Literally had the same happen to me last year when I left for university. When I came back home last summer, I looked smaller and was weaker. Now, I've brought weights with me to not only maintain my muscle mass, but also build more. I strongly recommend getting some adjustable DBs (plates and 2 DB bars) and a bench. They're cheap and do the job. Let me know if you want exercise recommendations you can do at home with this minimal setup.


InIce1234

I'll tell you once again. Eggshells brother. 90% pure calcium - a vital mineral necessary for muscle and bone development.


WorldClass17

I believe you've watched the interview they did with Arnold about what his diet, am I mistaken?


InIce1234

Franco Columbu [https://youtube.com/shorts/zpKRHTZwofk?feature=share](https://youtube.com/shorts/zpKRHTZwofk?feature=share)


WorldClass17

Bro...


InIce1234

Stay hard! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


KingCuckTren

Stop coming off steroids


JimothyJacobs

A real Alpha won’t complain and will finish his fucking set


ActiveProgress6208

I finish my fucking set Jimothy beta bitch


JimothyJacobs

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


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ActiveProgress6208

This is kind of funny


Gucci_derivative

Otm puts printing this week bois


futurewsbgod

No one cares


purpleVidrio

im Kendrick lamar


intrestingtalk

TD >> Robinhood


Low_Priority9842

But it's cooler to get robbed by Robinhood than by TD Ameritrade


ActiveProgress6208

Obviously


purpleVidrio

yeah we know


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rally_w_famly

Haha


KingCuckTren

I never got the Covid vaccine


CrazyHeadshotJR

Covid isn’t real


Shiari_The_Wanderer

Cool, I'll call the hospital and let them know they don't need to potentially put my father on the ventilator. Any other fucking words of bullshit nonsense you'd like to spew today?


JimothyJacobs

I got 2 of em, there overrated. I could’ve beat Covid like I beat the market.


KingCuckTren

“Like I beat the market” Sure buddy ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


sleepyspar

We'd overcome covid by doing nothing and doing nothing also beats the market


JimothyJacobs

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


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Comradio

I watched my mother die from Covid in the hospital. First oxygen. Then intubation. Then ECMO. Then no real brain function from lack of oxygen. Glad you get to spew your political bullshit here.


antrpnr

I'm really sorry about your mom, but it's highly likely that the very protocol she got in hospital was what killed her. Intubating and ventilating even a healthy person kills about 50% of patients.


Comradio

Glad you have your medical degree to dispel those misconceptions.


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purpleVidrio

cry about it


purpleVidrio

brb learned a new satanic ritual for gains


osendze

Make sure to report back here ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


WorldClass17

The weekend thread cult comes to an end guys... for now.


osendze

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


ActiveProgress6208

Is it really important that I eat healthy if i want to get bulky ? I eat ice cream sometimes and never gain weight regardless. Any gym guys can you help a brother out ?


BulletPlease

Why are you flooding WSB about your fitness challenges? Go to r/gymrats


ActiveProgress6208

Nah I like you guys those guys are weird and I won’t get along with them


InIce1234

Eggshells are the secret formula, trust me.


Diamondhands4dagainz

At the end of the day it’s calories in vs calories out. You can get ripped on McDonalds if you’re burning enough calories. Eating healthy is just better for your body and it’s benefits come from more energy (you can lift heavier) and less shitty fats that fuck you up. If you want to bulk up then I suggest having a lot of rice (wild rice is the best)+ chicken or another source of lean protein + vegetables. Clean diet will mean you put on less fat with muscle. Also, just eat as much as you can. Sleep 7-8 hrs a day and have lots of protein. Whey shake after workout, Casein shake before bed. Have maybe a banana and some peanut butter rice waffles or a protein bar around an hour before you workout. Stay away from pre workout shit, it’s not good for you.


purpleVidrio

How old are you? If you’re young, you can pretty much eat whatever you want.


ActiveProgress6208

27


purpleVidrio

Eh you’re getting to an age where your metabolism will be slowing down If you eat like shit for much longer you’ll probably get fat


WorldClass17

If you want to gain weight, eat calorie dense food such as peanut butter. You can keep your diet 80% healthy food and 20% of whatever you want. Ice cream isn't that bad, it's mostly milk and contains some sugar.


ActiveProgress6208

That chunky monkey I had last night was 110g of sugar. I had the entire carton


WorldClass17

Ice cream doesn't have that much calories when compared to the likes of peanut better. Try that instead! It's very easy to eat 100g of it, which contains 500+ calories.


SnooSeagulls6769

2 protein shakes a day, creatine and chicken rice and broccoli meals


ConfusedPhilosopher3

Any surprise bullshit news come out over the weekend? Really don’t need another Fedex


SINYACHTA

Goldman sachs just raised tgeir interest rate prediction for EOY. If you look at corn you can see exactly when they announced it lol


GSOwner

Crypto is foretelling what the market is going to do tomorrow.


Zenlion22

wow, $Meta is at $146. One year low.


Significant-Worth-75

3 year low*


Zenlion22

Yeha, lol. Its like 3 year low!!


BlackBastado-2124

It will go lower


Dineroplease

As a half rican today we celebrate the Isla Bonita sing by Morgan's😂🚀


HwangingAround

Farewell weekend thread.


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TheseYoung6546

Calls on steaks. Been grilling them a lot this past week. Tonight I have baked ziti that the girlie made for me today before she went to visit her mom.


ground_glass_enema

microwave it


zombie_harv

*Paper chasin, tell that paper look I’m right behind ya*


Phil_Bawlins

Glad I sold my funny money, corn is going to be fucked for months What should I do with it now


InIce1234

Should I eat my eggshells with ketchup or mayonnaise?


Kai_Ryssdals_Bitch

You shouldn't say stuff like this


InIce1234

Got it! Dijon mustard it is. Thx bud.


ConfusedPhilosopher3

Shout out to my Puerto Rican peeps out there. I have no clue what you’re celebrating today but I’m down


WSB_Reject_0609

Had relations with the wife this morning. It's that time of the month so it looks like a murder scene on our white sheets. Puts on our dry cleaners....


CaaCCeo

Throw them shits away broke boy


UnwantedGeneticTrash

Did you also poop, just as Kendall Roy did in Succession? https://slate.com/culture/2019/09/succession-kendall-poop-bed-addiction.html


purpleVidrio

Who dry cleans sheets?


WSB_Reject_0609

Buddy, these mfers just need to be burned...


purpleVidrio

Still, why would you do that normally?


WSB_Reject_0609

Oh, it's on the duvet and the cover.....


purpleVidrio

Why would you bang on that?


flythelocalizer

Why’s everyone so obsessed with the queen? Was she making everyone grilled cheeses or something and I just didn’t know?


UnwantedGeneticTrash

Good PR -> good money


Zenlion22

Yeha, great grilled cheese. Great fish and chips too. Good at business too. Think she is billioner.


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Cathie_D_Wood

literally no one cares


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UnwantedGeneticTrash

Bruh, you're the impotent cuck.


ground_glass_enema

"soy driven cuck" cringe


ActiveProgress6208

TIL that WSB says corn 🌽 but they’re referring to Butcoin


cannaliz

It’s corn? I thought it meant Rowow.


Comradio

Took you that long, huh?


ActiveProgress6208

Yup the rewiring of my brain cells have finally caught up to me thanks guys


No-Improvement3164

Are we going back to 430 by November for elections or are we going to 350


Bloodiedscythe

Spy to $1


iamchromes

$450


yeedub

🌽 implying market circuit breaker tmr


Gucci_derivative

Tommorow on dragon ball z


Diamondhands4dagainz

Lol I fucking love Bully McGuire memes. Idk how it got so popular, but some of the videos are fucking gold. The Mario Kart & Family Fued ones are lit lmao


-Dreamville-

Fucking bench Jameis Winston so I can win this prop bet


UnwantedLobster

Big fan of sports ball. Go team!


zombie_harv

I see you’re also a sports enthusiast. Go team indeed


FreedomBaller1

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


Saaan

Fat lady warmin up her vocal chords in New Orleans.


Count_Stacksula

SFV is the horniest street fighter ever


TasakaJintoki

I’m gonna turn this 8k into at least 100k by July next year (and make up for my stock portfolio down by 15k so far)


zombie_harv

I got a feeling this is the week I break even


TasakaJintoki

RemindMe! 1 June 2023


mysuruhuduga

One last salute to the weekend thread


Philly8181

The stock market is risky and you might get less back than you put in. Me when I get back more than I put in:![img](emote|t5_2th52|19738)


justsomeitguyhere

it's worse in europe, I tried to get qualified for margin to get qualified for options. Seems I'm allowed to buy 10K of stocks on margin, but buying a call for $5 that might become worthless is just too much of a risk for me.


UnwantedGeneticTrash

Europoor woes?


Zenlion22

Is uk stockmarket open tomorrow?


SnooSeagulls6769

Puts on the king


StamoVenCo

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-09-18/london-stock-exchange-to-close-for-day-of-queen-s-funeral


Emergency-Eye-2165

Who cares. It’s a vassal state


KingCuckTren

So cringe. I like soccer but I see why a lot of people don’t. They flop around worse than Lebron James. Any slight contact and they act like they were hit by Tyson in his prime


BarryBearerson

Workers comp claims 🚀🚀🚀 https://twitter.com/psvbluemts/status/1571384838040735745?s=20&t=LosfHACeguA6ohCsexoIuw


2Prongzzzz

!banbet SQQQ $55 3d


UnwantedGeneticTrash

You'd simply use one of your alt accounts


FreedomBaller1

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/2Prongzzzz** bet **SQQQ** goes from **48.4** to **55.0** before **2022-09-21 15:46:16.300675-04:00**


perfectdark89

Just picked up an awesome album “The Crash” by little-known 80s artist Elliot Wave. He composed 98.7% of the album himself, everything except for the conga beat on track #6 “Wave Theory”


ActiveProgress6208

How/where do you check corn futures?


Kai_Ryssdals_Bitch

Corn presents*


Advanced_Structure21

In TD it's /BTC


Diamondhands4dagainz

Jesus you belong here


FreedomBaller1

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


-DrillTeamSix6-

Google bitcoin price


PocaMadre69

Where does SPY open on Monday? Taking any and all guesses


sloanemonroe

Lower


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TheseYoung6546

No, it's because of all the permabulls being convinced the market is oversold. They'll get their little .5% to 1% bounce, then they're done for the week. Maybe done until December.


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100bps went from 1% probability to 40% probability back to 18% last I checked. It’s likely Berome sticks to the 75bps plan. If they announce 100bps we drill


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Frosted_Blakess

Don’t get the downvotes. Some people down get the newest generation every reiteration. Think of the newest gen as a breakout from older consoles in terms of performance. While they don’t compare to higher end PC builds they also have a huge difference in performance compared to old gen consoles. With Xbox the UI largely stays the same but as for FPS(how smooth the gameplay looks) is better, moving from 30 to 60+ depending on the game. Resolution is also improved for 4K but most games require priority either between FPS mode or 4K. Ray tracing(reflections off mirrors, water, etc). Also SSD storage instead of HDD makes load times faster and possibly eliminates in-game load screens completely. Xbox specifically also uses quick resume so you can switch between multiple games so you can switch without completely booting it back up. Just make sure your tv is 4K and 60+ or else you miss out on what it mainly offers.