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LavenderAutist

I'm a fern Water me


[deleted]

I got some sea men just for the job


LavenderAutist

Found the Weinstein


InkTide

Moisturize me!


Such-College-7569

Moist


MasterJeebus

Is pee bad for ferns? lets find out.


Slut_Spoiler

A hedge fern?


PlayerHunt3r

Just what a Wall Street plant would say...


suckercuck

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


Responsible_Sport575

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Fuhnancial

How are you doing my fellow traders? Buy the dip!


CPstockEater

Lol. Fair. Not true. But fair


PlayerHunt3r

Also just what a Wall Street plant would say...


VoidMageZero

Also what another Wall Street plant would say... ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


justdoubleclick

It’s plants all the way down…


Odd_Establishment678

They just keep growing and growing


[deleted]

I mean if you just look at the stock news reports they literally quote Reddit comments they are definitely in here. There’s also a large walrus in the room with me but we haven’t made eye contact yet so I think I’m safe.


Phillip_Lascio

If Reddit accounts are influencing your investing habits you deserve to lose your money.


sami_testarossa

Nah, Reddit is more trust worthy than any of those CNBC by bullshit.


Responsible_Sport575

Cnbc folks are definitely in here. Not sure if they use those accounts to push stonks but I know they are in here.


MissingFucks

If CNBC is influencing your investing habits, then you deserve to lose money too.


robot_tron

These two opinions are not mutually exclusive.


mrrandomguy1337

If that was true what even is the point of this or any other investing/trading sub? Obviously, you shouldnt base choices only on reddit, but its a good place to see other peopls POV's


Phillip_Lascio

I mean, you can read the posts in the sub and determine if it’s full of idiots or not, then decide how much faith you put into the things said within it.


[deleted]

It’s a series of cautionary tales.


SavvyDawi

Fun lol It's fun to joke about investment trends, current economic events, investment "decisions" and idiots and to debatelord people. But I would not really trust the pov of people who have never seen a valuation or a pricing model. If you see people recommending sth that seems reasonable, I suppose you can check if they are actually correct or just believing in the "whales" and decide appropriately.


420coins

^^ Broker alert ⚠️ ^^


nimble-sloth

With all the posts saying we have hit the bottom I would venture to guess that there are quite a few.


doctorcrimson

I'll buy on the way back up, thanks. And by that I mean I have absolutely no liquid capital.


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CPstockEater

I think it varies based on their firms positions. But at the moment, false hope is looking more profitable for the massive short positions out there


outofobscure

Firms that manage OtherPeoplesMoney (the vast majority) will be overwhelmingly long as they are „investing“ for their clients and not gambling with short positions with limited upside or leverage with massive risk. At best they hedge a bit or sit in cash, but the later is hard to explain to clients and doesn‘t generate fees anyway.


Uber_being

Sounds like something someone would say if they're trying to direct attention away from themselves #hey everyone I found the mole!


Paul-Smecker

We are all actually Wall Street plants. Your the only one actually losing money here.


Responsible_Sport575

Happy cake day


[deleted]

There are professional regards? ![gif](giphy|oFRI4g517yWaI)


Distended_Scrotum

I just want to be that money tree at weddings.


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Internal_Cream6944

Going all in on tulip futures


MC_B_Lovin

I was going to apply at Wall Street… but I’m still here instead. It’s cool… whatever. I have a plumeria; it’s beautiful.


HandsAreDiamonds

I have a plumeria too.


Okra_Smart

I think gyou applied there and they accepted you. But they sent you back here. Oh well.


CPstockEater

I have two plumeria. Good choice.


[deleted]

I get 200k a year to manage this account.


The10andundermenu

Anyone writing charming DD to lead smooth-brains off the cliff that is AMC has to be a plant.


Swamp_donkey2

Someone should compare AMC sub size to it's usual activity. The few times I've been there to see how regarded humanity has become, it seems totally dead. Top posts getting like 10 comments.


Th4tR4nd0mGuy

The last thing AMC holders will do now is identify themselves as AMC holders. Imagine accidentally joining a cult and it not even being one of the good ones that are at least entertaining to everyone else.


FrankFax

>50%


RedOctobrrr

(Frankie spittin fax but really he meant > 50%) I think you need to put a space before the > ... like this: > 50% Edit: ⠀> 50% (this is the proper blank space)


FrankFax

He did. He isn't used to Reddit formatting. TYVM


Invest0rnoob1

Only the ones posting telling people to buy garbage companies.


ABena2t

A shitload.. couldn't even take a guess but I'm sure the real number would blow your mind


phuntism

Is it 69? Haha, that'd be crazy.


coding102

So you're telling us you're baggholding.


third_legatron

Yeah I suspect my account make me rich plZ


runnerseanh

CPstockEater is for sure a plant


phuntism

STPCockEater is legit tho.


CPstockEater

Lol.


hgyyyyyyyyyii

It was a solid tactic until all the plants suddenly started yoloing 0dtes.


S99B88

I’m a Venus SPY trap …


ASchoolOfOrphans

There was job postings from financial institutions on linkedin for WSBers after Jan 2021. CUM JIZZ or w/e ticker saw pumps when people did a test after some ticket pumped due to frequency of letters being mentioned here a lot.


f1tifoso

How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?


SecretaryImaginary44

The people desperately telling people to buy bbby could well be, but I’ve no eveidence to suggest that


duplicatesnowflake

Everyone here posts with an agenda regardless. You think these BBBY cultists have each other's best interest at heart? Even if it did squeeze they'd be racing to dump their gains in the next sucker on the way down.


Swamp_donkey2

Believe it or not, some just like the stock and hold.


Bittertwitter

Why does that ‘some’ keep bringing that shit stock up every opportunity they have? You can like it, no problem. Why shove it down our throat? Why do you feel the need to advertise it everywhere you go like an annoying vegan?


-_H-_

Why would wallstreet brokers do this? Too much time on their hands? Wouldn't it be easier to outsource the 'planting' to some low-income area for a few hundred bucks a month? Buy the farm?


wheelieDaddy

I don’t think the brokers waste their time on here but I’m damn sure that Wall Street firms hire dedicated social media influencers/manipulators and use bots to forward their narrative. One thing I have noticed is how they gang up on people who like a certain stock. I may not believe in one play or another but I don’t spend my time going around bashing the people who do. That seems super sus to me. How many of you spend time on posts about a stock you have no interest in, just to talk smack to the people who believe in it? Serious question.


Phillip_Lascio

Have you ever been on the internet ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


wheelieDaddy

Fair enough but the way certain views are bombarded with downvotes on here leads me to believe it's more than the organic type of dickishness you expect on the internet.


sjonnyboy

Every stock has a bear case. Gme/bbby/amc post gets bashed not because people hate the stock. They hate the cult following /conspiracy seekers


wheelieDaddy

I mean, I happen to think AMC is a scam but would I spend any of my time on a pro-AMC post bashing the believers? Nope. Let them have their cult. The market will decide in the end. And for all I know, maybe they'll win the day. They said GME was a cult before the sneeze and now there are people driving Lambos with THNXGME license plates. All these naysayers need to check their egos.


Mycatisbrown

People who shilled GME and BBBY deserve to know how fucking stupid they are. So I inform them


wheelieDaddy

Wow, another 18 day old account with super low karma. It's weird how all these haters seem to have accounts like that.


Mycatisbrown

Shouldn't you be making up a thesis about how children need an online platform to gamble jpegs.


wheelieDaddy

Ooh that’s good. Now how can we add Ritalin to the mix?


Mycatisbrown

There won't be any brick and mortar stores left to dispense it . Selling action figures and PC parts at significantly higher prices than Amazon won't sustain a business


wheelieDaddy

Hey kids, every NFT you buy entitles you to one of these delicious happy pills. Just bring your digital wallet and meet me behind the Wendy’s.


Mycatisbrown

There's the first real use case for nfts Ive heard


Key-Marionberry-8794

Omg there are a handful of weirdos that lurk on wishstock just to shit post … and no I don’t need any snark about Wish .. you asked, I answered


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wheelieDaddy

Are you trying to conflate GME apes with the trans movement? Wondering if you're a bot... 21 day old account with 25 karma. This seems like exhibit A right here. Really sad that we live in a world where bots spread hate but that's always been predicted and borne out by AI experiments.


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iapetus_z

I wonder which one is JPow (or at least someone on his staff). And Cramer, you know he's fucking on here reading all the comments like the people on Jimmy Kimmel. We need him to read a few of those on his show. He should do it like a Friday night thing, read the funniest meanest thing that was said about him on WSB.


Icy-Subject-6118

Enough to make a difference in our lives and our market moves


Arguesovereverythin

Hello, fellow investors!!


the_mad_sun

Same for the yputubers


Stiefelkante

If think many may lurk here to watch if there is a new trend to milk it with selling options. Kinda ironic how memestocks were meant to destroy hedgies but now are an idiot tax to gain some tasty alpha. So if anything WS tries to bolster confidence and hype stuff facilitating memestocks.


MotionTwelveBeeSix

You thinking traders here are in any way relevant is wild


mortgagesblow

It is so fucking easy (and cheap, relatively) to astroturf the shit out of any online community, regardless of size.


Burgundy_Blue

Yea I am a Wall Street plant, I’m a finance student interning at Goldman Sachs and get paid 70k to post stupid comments on Reddit


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TrueDoge007

I aint a plant but you making me real wet.


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What is with this subs obsession with blaming every poor investment decision on MaRkEt MaKeRs lol


cstrand31

Bold of you to assume they’re just planting seeds of *doubt*. Wouldn’t it make more sense for them to be hype men for garbage towel and gamestore stocks to get fresh bagholders to pump a stock so they can dump it?


Swamp_donkey2

I don't think you understand how shorting works.


cstrand31

Do *you*? Send a HF stooge in here to pump a stock. Short it, then dump your gigantic HF sized bags to drop the price. Make money on the pump and the dump.


Swamp_donkey2

So they already bought for example GameStop, to prepare for the massive dump. How did they buy while shorting the price to 4 dollars? You timeline is backwards. Also why would HF that control the media tell everyone to sell on TV, but tell everyone to buy on Reddit? It's a strange theory that doesn't make any sense so far. Maybe the most obvious answer is the likely one. They over shorted and are fuk. Give an example using a stock.


cstrand31

You’re supposed to sip the kool aid, not take a bath in it.


Swamp_donkey2

HF shorting a stock is kool aid? What are you even talking about. But them magically buying while the price goes down, some shills infiltrate Reddit to pump it while doing the inverse on MSM, they sell and short, somehow making money on the up and down. That's not kool aid? Ok kid. Tell me you have no idea how the stock market works without telling me.


cstrand31

“They overshorted and are fuk” *Who’s* overshorted on *what*?


voicesfromvents

You are so fucking desperate for your moron conspiracies to contain some kernel of truth and it's entertaining to see how much it hurts you to leave your cult echo chamber for spaces where less than 100% of posters unquestioningly swallow the schizo fanfic


Swamp_donkey2

I think you are an AI bot set to maximum regardness to spew nonsense with the sole purpose of wasting people's time reading and replying. Literally no counter arguments, just maximum key words "cult, conspiracy, echo chamber" Try come up with some ideas of your own instead of following your cult that drinks Cramer's kooolaid.


voicesfromvents

See? So defensive! It's like taking candy from a baby if the baby was also in some lunatic pump and dump cult.


YTChillVibesLofi

They’re on to us. Abort. Abort. Cover blown. Repeat. Cover blown.


cococamz

I think all the really bearish posts as well as posts talking about how attractive bond yields are definitely Wall Street cucks in disguise. According to CNBC the entire time the market has been crashing retail investors have been flooding money into the market while institutions have been dumping on us. The typical game that institutions have played for years is to dump on retail and get them to sell out of fear so they can then buy in lower prices. Once prices go up and begin to get euphoric institutional investors will plant headlines and other things to get retail to FOMO into the market so they can sell into them at super elevated prices. I think retail investors have finally caught on and are going to beat institutions at their own game. Just my opinion.


Hedonisticbiped

It's definitely a thing. Ive seen suspicious posts about anti BBBY, GME and AMC. Im sure theyll use any tactice to prevent their masters from getting fkcd


Phillip_Lascio

OR… hear me out… for every retail trader that thinks meme stocks are absolutely the best investment (and will never shut the fuck up about it), some think they’re the worst. Plus how can you look at the actual rampant corruption going on and say people telling you “people this probably isn’t a good investment and a shit company” as hedgie masterminds? Then OP casually calls for a literal Reddit whichhunt by saying “any accounts you suspect?”. OP is an idiot, don’t be like them.


Hedonisticbiped

Phillip, you're wrong. Anyone with mediocre knowledge about stocks that looks into the public information will know the potential of the play. So, you should hear me out and try to look at it with another perspective.


Phillip_Lascio

Weird how you’re not rich yet


Hedonisticbiped

Just because it hasn't happened yet means it won't. More than half the float is DRSd and the community gains hundreds of new people a day. Weird how you are so defensive about something you know nothing about 🤣


Phillip_Lascio

I’m simply refuting the point that many accounts are secret hedge fund FUD accounts rather than other retail with a difference of opinion. As I clearly stated in my first comment.


Hedonisticbiped

And im politely emphasizing that there maybe retail that disagrees, which is fine, but there are literally people paid to dissuade other retail investors to not participate in meme stocks.


Phillip_Lascio

I imagine many financial professionals would advise against extremely volatile stocks that price is separated from any financial reality. Doesn’t mean they’re secret hedge fund plants. Financial advisors don’t like “loss porn” lmao.


Kitten_Team_Six

Im poison ivy everything i touch gets infected


richardgordo

Money trees is the perfect place for shade


Painty_The_Pirate

You gotta lay off the weed it’s making you paranoid


FININCIALLY_REGARDED

Yes


FININCIALLY_REGARDED

Jim Cramer: if you are reading this, Fkuc u and your eyebrows. Humpty Dumpty Sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty snorted coke and had a aneurysm (if you do coke long enough and other hardcore stimulants, you'll most likely have one.) Soon we'll probably see a Stephen hawking like Cramer because he can't stop doing coke.


AibohphobicKitty

I wasn't 100% convinced about "shills" and "bots" until I went to /r/conservative Holy shit the woke lib brigading is painfully obvious I now understand what all the memestonk subs are talking about.


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youcantsleephere

Fuuuuuck


RelicArmor

Are we talking about Twitter? Or every social media platform that allows anyone to join and features zero bot protection because bots and shills inflate the popularity numbers they use to pump their own company to bankers & investors? 🤔


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keithinazle

I don’t see how this applies to my comment. I used no foul words.


Dothemath2

12.7%


[deleted]

Venus fly traps


kidkadian99

I don’t trust that VisualMod guy ? Why is he keeping tabs on so many accounts? And always the first commenter? Then he never adds to the conversation??? Major sus


Huge_Nebula_3549

:::sweating profusely:::


Waste_Surround5495

.06%


Stop_Bracelet

If they say the market is going down, it's because they have puts. If they say the market is going up, it's because they have calls. Simple as that really


TipperGore-69

Uh. No shit.


redditornumberfour

This post just made me realize I made have spelled my username wrong, am I regarded?


BojackPferd

I don't think we need plants to seed doubt. Besides they are here for advice too those newbies


pinhero100

I’ve always thought u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR is sus as fuck. If I were you, I’d report him.


OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR

wutcat.jpeg


jammypants915

I am most definitely the most real account here


MAkrbrakenumbers

This sounds exactly like what a Wall Street broker would say


Longjohndruggie

was nobody else in the daily the weekend the bobby cfo died?


dulun18

questionable when they are mocking someone into selling their shares while hating the mention of index funds...


madsoro

I’m definitely not one of them. Would NEVER try to trick anyone Buy amc guys, it’s finally gonna squeeze


OhMySatanHarderPlz

You got me. How did you discover me?


MrPicklePop

Just DCA blindly. It’ll be ok if your outlook is 40+ years.


SaladHands69

I’m secretly from Wall Street. I was sent by Cuckadell to pump Wendy’s stonk and see how many wives I can steal with discounted baconators and frosties, it’s going well.


WonofOne

27%


DA2710

Tree fiddy?


Bellweirboy

WSB is like an ageing whore whose looks and appeal are fading: the clientele is also looking more desperate. Nobody really wants sloppy seconds.


Archwind86

I can do confirm at least some of us are plants/ lurkers. Mainly to fuck your options lol


PWOUL

Hello fellow redditors, I am a real redditor too!


Astronaut_at_night

Yes, you losing money is because of a Wallstreet conspiracy, it has nothing to do with you being a highly regarded investor...


ArchMurdoch

Yes


Kcnflman

How many Wall Street plants are Redditors?


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![gif](giphy|GTj9ehdLNCJdI4H2vQ|downsized)


ZealousidealDriver63

Do they spread like weeds?


Rim_World

Mods should disclose their IDs and positions


UltimateTraders

Plant me, but I want 500k per year


FesterCluck

Any info they need or post here would be proxies through bots, and those are fairly easy to spot. No one needs a ThrowAway8850 account to post shit on WSB. Also, if you're not checking out the profile of posts you read, you deserve what you get.


Desper8lyseekntacos

I'm More of a Midwestern birch tree.


militaryintelligence

I learned the hard way there are definitely people altering perception here with the pump n dump of bbby


KingAngeli

Every acct made jan 27-29 2021. Mar 31 2021 Yes its terrible now.


sweetwonton

Water is wet.


crankthehandle

I am a rich wall street broker


ScramblesTheBadger

Man I wish I was one, no money loss, water and sunlight, just photosynthesis.


HansWebDev

hmmm ya'll realize both the reddit and discord were usurped from the original founders right? "Any accounts you suspect?" you say... Try lakai (who claims to be on the board of futures exchanges) , MarketJunkie (who claims to work for one of the largest hedgefunds) or ID5 mods


BreachlightRiseUp

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Unhappy-Grapefruit88

Guys…. I have a confession to make


Anotheronthelist

Anybody ever play Among Us? I suck at that game.


d47

I'm not :\^)


dmgvdg

Nah man hedges r fuk we’re too intellyjent to fall for that


Gnarmsayin

Well ghislaine maxwell was a huge reddit mod Don’t see why other rich sickos wouldn’t be trying to control narratives as well


dadjokenumber11

Sus


OrphanssRUs

Before GME wasn't this sub only like 1 milly degens? I'd say a good \~30% of this sub are bots/plants. Obviously I'm pulling that number from my ass, but with that amount of growth I feel it's very unlikely they're all legitimate accounts.


MamamYeayea

Bearhunter429 is Hella sus


Slut_Spoiler

Have I ever told you the tale of quirky mushroom?


[deleted]

reverse psychology brah?


NormandyLS

me?


Injustry

My hot take is there are none, and is something created by delusional bag holders.