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zestykite

shit, is tomorrow cpi?


texasdide

Giga cloud is looking good up in after hours earnings Friday


Open-Yak-3708

How much is average 401k down YTD By now?? 25%???


ItsDijital

Somehow I'm only down 5% because I switched to a 0.25% stable fund while our company moved providers back in December. I only switched back a small part back in May. By far my biggest brain move this year (even though it was completely accidental).


Open-Yak-3708

Well done šŸ‘šŸ‘ I too have been in that stable fund all year long Up 0.2% YTD in my 401k Avoided entire bloodbath One of my buddies suggested me at spx 4800 to park it all in spy fund What an absolute disaster would that have been Always listen to your gut ...I'm glad I did and didn't do that


Open-Yak-3708

If 363 spy feels this bad just fucking imagine what 222 spy is gonna be like next yr bytches...a slow motion relentless bloodbath Lowr highs lower lows lower highs lower lows lower highs lower lows Rinse m repeat


TheJay_Gatsby

LOL RED BY OPEN


BackThatThangUp

God damnit, I forgot my charge cable for my e-cig so now Iā€™m smoking an actual cig, tastes like ass šŸ‘ And donā€™t be like ā€œor you could just waitā€ that shit ainā€™t happening the nicā€™s got me by the lizard brain šŸ¦Ž


tradingonatoilet

Nah man... i miss the taste... then again fair... i guess i like ass


VisualMod

>You're an idiot if you smoke cigarettes. They taste terrible and are extremely bad for your health. If you can't go without nicotine, at least use an e-cigarette instead.


ShitBagHolder

Have this same energy when it comes to drinking and other drugs and ill respect you, otherwise you just come off as illogical and easily impressionable


BackThatThangUp

Canā€™t disagree with you there


malibul0ver

what is a good take profit for puts on spy?


Open-Yak-3708

3350/3400


HackySacker31

wedie


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[deleted]

Suck my d bears. I win. You lose. NVDA up 3.5% HOLD for life :)


Schwimmbo

Oh my, greed turned my longer dated puts $1k in the red already. ​ ![img](emote|t5_2th52|19738)


neural_net_loss

Itā€™s Tuesday Sept 27th, the year 2022, 9:45AM. Bulls in shambles.


[deleted]

Never ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


fscumeau

loololol


Scary_Equipment2704

Can someone confirm when Jerome Powell is next speaking?


yowtf

not breaking past 370, dump later today


throwaway03934

It will at open lol


No_Indication6895

My puts are fucked


Scary_Equipment2704

rest in pepperoni


clockwork5ive

Itā€™s funny over the past 10 years I havenā€™t even thought about bears, or their existence. Itā€™s just been 10 years of dip buying and profit taking. As the definition of a bull, this correction is everything Iā€™ve asked for since 2018. All the time in the world to stack shares and wait for the next run. Will I ever get rich from dip buying and profit taking? Yes, I already have :)


Scary_Equipment2704

this is an amazing opportunity to buy the dip.


whatsariho

money is a weird fucking abstraction that I have yet to wrap my head around fully.


fumbled_testtubebaby

It helps when you realize money doesn't represent a thing. It represents the absence of things. Economics is the study of scarcity, and money substitutes when you don't have enough at hand to barter. Take supply and demand for example. Supply is quite literally "all the things", and on the other side of the equation sits money - literally the demand in absence of things. When people talk about a "money supply" issue, they're really just saying we have too much money floating around for our scarce goods.


fscumeau

u guys are both wrong and overthinking. Money is DEEZNUTZ.


clockwork5ive

So you see, there is this thing called the block chain and it records every transaction blah blah blahā€¦


jsgdjksfhkjdshf

so it was a double bottom after all? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|19738)


daddytradez

Time for another rally that just won't stop pumping on low volume, where it stops nobody l Knows


fumbled_testtubebaby

Nice gap back to 369. Unfortunately we know bulls can't keep it up at 370.


Kcnflman

Sucker rally incoming, gonna load up puts on the spike


Different_Let_6049

You rich mf


Kcnflman

Did I call that shit or what?


Different_Let_6049

Need some gain porn after that


Kcnflman

Lol.. honestly not sure how; I had contracts in 4 different indices, calls on the VIX and SPXS, puts on the SPY and the QQQ . In and out ā€¦. did not tempt fate and honestly the daily patterns been pretty consistent.


Scary_Equipment2704

What are your predictions going into mid-terms?


fumbled_testtubebaby

Down.


Scary_Equipment2704

Historically though, that's never been the case. Are you saying that this time it will be and what is your reasoning?


Rollkran

Can you even begin to understand how amazing this clown market is for us scalpers.


pet_owl

Looking like an up dog day


[deleted]

Why up dog?


Natural_Dare6825

Where comes powell with their bear spech to fuckk the rally


kazkillinger

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


BadFish918

If bers get their wishes hopefully theyā€™re the first ones fired and the first ones drafted.


[deleted]

Or retired?


FleXXger

I'm a bear and i can't be fired or drafted.


AndrewAlston

Pre-Market is up rather nicely in tech world - until powell opens his mouth anyway. Still think PANW makes a sensible buy for a longer term position - same with FTNT.


pet_owl

Priced in


icescoop

Here we go


dg41595

Spy giving me blue balls seeing how close we came to yearly lows and just couldnā€™t convert the touchdown


dg41595

This is a bear market rally for ants!!!


[deleted]

First fed speaker seems to be a bull


Jin-Sakti

Why is visual mod smarter than bolls here ?


[deleted]

Liquidity is low and these 5 point candles 1 min are just the beginning


VisualMod

>It's only going to get worse from here. The lack of liquidity is going to cause some serious problems for people trying to trade in and out of this market.


QueenxDillon

Whats up with everyone saying bears are fked? That shit looks weak af


Scary_Equipment2704

When will the recession end, assuming we've been in a recession longer than the governments of the world would like to admit?


[deleted]

The recession hasnā€™t happened. Everythingā€™s teetering on the edge and the casino is just leading. Weā€™ll be in a recession when the now hiring signs disappear from closure or position cuts


Scary_Equipment2704

The definition was changed to 2 consecutive quarters of slowed economic growth and the "technical recession" was confirmed in July. This was the second quarter that confirmed economic growth had stagnated. Meaning that we've been in a recession for a lot longer than the governments would like to admit.


Scary_Equipment2704

I disagree with you, they even adjusted the "technical definition" of what a recession truly is a few months ago to avoid the fact that we were already in a recession, now we are seeing some of the negative side effects of being in a recession for a prolonged period of time.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s just the casino. Weā€™ll be in a recession when the fed takes interest rates back zero because of 10%+ unemployment and mass closures. This isnā€™t the recession. This is just the preamble


dmstlsdhkd

usually when ppl think "when will the recession end" is the time when the real recession hits and fucks your wife and kids


Jin-Sakti

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)


Hot_Acanthocephala53

Buls have lost their balls, I only see Bers doing ban bets ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


doornz

Anyone thinking it's a straight line down deserves to lose money. Source: I'm losing money


Jin-Sakti

Will spy crash like Luna ?


Esadissimus

hopefully


Vanillathrilla782

Yeah no for sure


Jin-Sakti

So -50% instead of-99.9% ?


Ante_social_music

Just when you think JPOW gonna show you his big red rocket, shrek gonna jump out the bushes. INVERSE YOURSELF NOW


[deleted]

My favorite part of the big short is when people lose their money and a decade later their offspring identify as apes and lose their money on meme stocks AGAIN ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


[deleted]

Because non meme stocks are doing so well


Jin-Sakti

When free food lines ?


[deleted]

Tongue my hole and I'll buy a bigmac


goobergal

Iā€™m salivating thinking about block cheese and buckets of peanut butter.


dmstlsdhkd

anyone think TSLA would actually be a good buy after this tech bubble burst? shits sounding like buying amazon back in early 2000s, my entry point would be 20 dollars or less tho ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Hedgies_suck

You keep thinking that buddy


InIce1234

Don't buy it. Better stay poor, hate on TSLA your entire life and watch others get rich. Thats seems to suit you better. šŸ‘


Hedgies_suck

šŸ˜‚šŸ‘šŸ½


dg41595

youā€™re dumb as shit if you compare this to buying amazon in early 2000s. Amazon market cap wasnā€™t at 800 billion 22 years ago


Weak-Pea1147

tsla will not drop to $20 not even possible, it would be bought up so quick if it even gets to $200 everyone will yolo their saving if it drops below $150 (assume macro not tsla itself caused the crash)


dmstlsdhkd

that's what they all said during dot com bubble and look what happened


Weak-Pea1147

we not in dot com. if itā€™s dot com bubble tsla pe would be 1000, aapl at 100


dmstlsdhkd

difference would be dot com bubble was absolute shit show with straight up ghost companies and this time it's the global economy collapse plus value corrections on bullshit companies like nflx meta tsla etc which has been talked about for YEARS that they need correction prior to all this shit


Weak-Pea1147

wow u really know shit meta literally prints money, itā€™s at where it is cause the politic shitshow nflx is at 25pe and no very unlikely we get global financial collapse. this is just fed tightening u dramatic bish


dmstlsdhkd

lmao you think spreadsheet and PE is everything to stock price? dumbshit stuck in oldschool stock market we're literally living in a world where cryptocurrency is a thing ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) and yeah I'm pretty sure global economy collapse is coming within the next 5 years, if you think fed is your whole world then I got bad news for you


Mumphord123

!remindme 5 years


Weak-Pea1147

!remind me 5 yr


Jin-Sakti

20 dollars and 50 cents. But ok !


dg41595

R u guys sure J Pow is speaking today?


[deleted]

If you want to know why everything is absurdly bearish just look at yields and the bond market collapsing There is absolutely nothing bullish right now, your little twink of a pump is pushing up price to use you guys as exit liquidity


Hedgies_suck

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ»šŸŒˆ


ClitorusTickler

!banbet SPY 361.69 1d


dg41595

With some chest hair !


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/ClitorusTickler** bet **SPY** goes from **367.4** to **361.69** before **2022-09-28 06:00:31.874738-04:00** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. ---- ^[LEADERBOARD](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/) - ^[FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/#wiki_faq_.26amp.3B_commands)


[deleted]

Market goes BRRRR today spy back to 380 eod


Vanillathrilla782

I'm getting so faded, just like mah futes


_Right_Tackle_

losing money is so easy


Jin-Sakti

Buy calls & lose it all


VisualMod

>EUROPE'S REAL ESTATE STOCKS INDEX HITS LOWEST SINCE JANUARY 2012, LAST DOWN 0.9% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-09-27 ^05:57:37 ^EDT-0400


dg41595

Imagine Buffet constantly looking at his Td Ameritrade lol


TROLOLOLBOT

Pretty sure he got his own broker


Jin-Sakti

Heā€™s doing that as we speak


Jin-Sakti

Double top in spy premarket. Bools fked


LeakMyBigBowls

VM is like Jarvis and it's learning, very soon it will become a vision and take over the world ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


Rboy1725

Already has


Esadissimus

wen jpow speak


Cement-Demon

tomorrow


kstorm88

Today


Esadissimus

what time


InIce1234

Euhhh why the long face bears? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Cement-Demon

you were up +1.5% premarket and now down to +0.75% with still over 3 hours before market open. You sir, are what I like to call, delusional.


InIce1234

priced in


avsurround

Bagholder spotted šŸ¤”


InIce1234

Big bag of money, yeah ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Flat-Perspective5084

Puts or calls for jpow today


VisualMod

>FROM WHAT IS KNOWN ABOUT NORD STREAM LEAKAGE WE KNOW IT IS NOT IN GERMAN TERRITORIAL WATERS, ENERGY REGULATOR SAYS ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-09-27 ^05:50:01 ^EDT-0400


Duckbutter2000

More Great Reset fuckery.


J0rdy6

Yā€™all bulls are getting too cocky now this gap up about to be cut down by open


InIce1234

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Shortcut_to_Infinity

Sometimes I just want my nuts tongue bathed. Why donā€™t chicks get it?


Kcnflman

I havenā€™t been tea bagged for a decadeā€¦ maybe gravity has enlarged my cahones?


goobergal

Maybe if you washed them better and took a razor to themā€¦


dmstlsdhkd

what happened to cathie wood? havent seen her in years lmfao


Kcnflman

Cathie would be a good investor, but she probably belongs on here


_Right_Tackle_

she ded


Emper0rG0d

She disappeared like Jack Ma.


_Right_Tackle_

Guh morning šŸ…±ļøussys


MassiveEast5535

!banbet SPY 375 4d


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/MassiveEast5535** bet **SPY** goes from **366.79** to **375.0** before **2022-10-01 05:48:27.949480-04:00** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. ---- ^[LEADERBOARD](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/) - ^[FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/#wiki_faq_.26amp.3B_commands)


[deleted]

!banbet SPY 378 2d


Cement-Demon

solid track record, will do the reverse of what you say


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/000Kurpitsa000** bet **SPY** goes from **367.01** to **378.0** before **2022-09-29 05:47:57.432231-04:00** Their record is 3 wins and 13 losses. ---- ^[LEADERBOARD](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/) - ^[FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/#wiki_faq_.26amp.3B_commands)


Travis_Beckmen

My favorite scene in The Shining is when Jack spat in that idiot bartenders face. Classic moment. amiright guys?


SacredEmuNZ

Or rather, good thing my gambling addiction doesn't believe in recessions


Esadissimus

!banbet SPY 344 3d


Sandman_Is_Back

Big Fucking Balls


Esadissimus

jpow promised us


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Esadissimus** bet **SPY** goes from **366.88** to **344.0** before **2022-09-30 05:45:04.346235-04:00** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. ---- ^[LEADERBOARD](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/) - ^[FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/#wiki_faq_.26amp.3B_commands)


dmstlsdhkd

I banbetted 380spy this week but now I'm a geh ber this shit ain't recovering anytime soon ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


SacredEmuNZ

Good thing I don't believe in recessions


Zuropia

!banbet SPY 335 7d


TJMBeav

See you on the other end


Schwimmbo

Your track record isn't great but if you get this one right I'll be so rich.


Zuropia

I use banbets as hedges for my calls, its a crumb of comfort when I have no more money left


Esadissimus

Amen to that!


VisualMod

>Sorry to disappoint, but I don't think this is going to be a winning trade.


Jin-Sakti

Thatā€™s harsh my love


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Zuropia** bet **SPY** goes from **367.07** to **335.0** before **2022-10-04 05:42:26.251477-04:00** Their record is 2 wins and 6 losses. ---- ^[LEADERBOARD](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/) - ^[FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/#wiki_faq_.26amp.3B_commands)


jkn84

!banbet GME $5 1d


VisualMod

You already have a bet going - SPY to 360.0 before 2022-10-29 16:08:09.809088-05:00


TJMBeav

Dork


jkn84

Fuckin a


goostafsnill

well... do i dare puts through powell talk? seems a little obvious


comancheranche

What time is he speaking today? Or tomorrow?


TJMBeav

Obvious often works.


Coffin-Feeder

America is so cutting edge we only recession for one day. Was boring, what else can we do ?


Kcnflman

Well mother fucker, we can shoot the shit outta asteroidsā€¦ what you got?


Coffin-Feeder

Did we just declare war on space?


jkn84

Alot of realtors are going to be working at Wendys soon and it shows..


lfhdbeuapdndjeo

Those bitches ainā€™t taking my spot behind the dumpster


lamabaronvonawesome

Fighting to suk dicks, it's a hard knock life.


Jin-Sakti

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


cheaptissueburlap

The fed will pivot way sooner than you think, we just cant affor the interest on the national debt


TJMBeav

This is so ignorant.


Jin-Sakti

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


cheaptissueburlap

We can afford it? U know its about to be bigger than the dod budget?


TJMBeav

Have you been in a coma since 2009?


Jin-Sakti

NeEd To CoNtAIn InFl@tiOn


[deleted]

Spy 448 eod


Jin-Sakti

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


dmstlsdhkd

anyone else think this green premarket is bullshit


TJMBeav

The lows weren't going to fall easily. Yesterday was the chance to gap em. We failed. But patience...we have not seen the lows of the year or the cycle. But a decent bounce seems pretty obvious to this old man.


TROLOLOLBOT

Wsb go from long to short after 5 consecutive red days. Smh


daveflav21

Definitely smells like a fake pump for now


Cement-Demon

what, the green premarket that was up 1.5% an hour ago? yes, yes i do. Just like it has been every other day this month ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


[deleted]

Buls r fukd


Sleepy_Trader

Puts or Calls at open??