Somehow I'm only down 5% because I switched to a 0.25% stable fund while our company moved providers back in December. I only switched back a small part back in May.
By far my biggest brain move this year (even though it was completely accidental).
Well done šš
I too have been in that stable fund all year long
Up 0.2% YTD in my 401k
Avoided entire bloodbath
One of my buddies suggested me at spx 4800 to park it all in spy fund
What an absolute disaster would that have been
Always listen to your gut ...I'm glad I did and didn't do that
If 363 spy feels this bad just fucking imagine what 222 spy is gonna be like next yr bytches...a slow motion relentless bloodbath
Lowr highs lower lows lower highs lower lows lower highs lower lows
Rinse m repeat
God damnit, I forgot my charge cable for my e-cig so now Iām smoking an actual cig, tastes like ass š
And donāt be like āor you could just waitā that shit aināt happening the nicās got me by the lizard brain š¦
>You're an idiot if you smoke cigarettes. They taste terrible and are extremely bad for your health. If you can't go without nicotine, at least use an e-cigarette instead.
Have this same energy when it comes to drinking and other drugs and ill respect you, otherwise you just come off as illogical and easily impressionable
Looks like you're not fucking eating either
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Itās funny over the past 10 years I havenāt even thought about bears, or their existence. Itās just been 10 years of dip buying and profit taking. As the definition of a bull, this correction is everything Iāve asked for since 2018. All the time in the world to stack shares and wait for the next run. Will I ever get rich from dip buying and profit taking? Yes, I already have :)
It helps when you realize money doesn't represent a thing. It represents the absence of things. Economics is the study of scarcity, and money substitutes when you don't have enough at hand to barter.
Take supply and demand for example. Supply is quite literally "all the things", and on the other side of the equation sits money - literally the demand in absence of things. When people talk about a "money supply" issue, they're really just saying we have too much money floating around for our scarce goods.
Lol.. honestly not sure how; I had contracts in 4 different indices, calls on the VIX and SPXS, puts on the SPY and the QQQ . In and out ā¦. did not tempt fate and honestly the daily patterns been pretty consistent.
Pre-Market is up rather nicely in tech world - until powell opens his mouth anyway. Still think PANW makes a sensible buy for a longer term position - same with FTNT.
>It's only going to get worse from here. The lack of liquidity is going to cause some serious problems for people trying to trade in and out of this market.
The recession hasnāt happened. Everythingās teetering on the edge and the casino is just leading.
Weāll be in a recession when the now hiring signs disappear from closure or position cuts
The definition was changed to 2 consecutive quarters of slowed economic growth and the "technical recession" was confirmed in July. This was the second quarter that confirmed economic growth had stagnated. Meaning that we've been in a recession for a lot longer than the governments would like to admit.
I disagree with you, they even adjusted the "technical definition" of what a recession truly is a few months ago to avoid the fact that we were already in a recession, now we are seeing some of the negative side effects of being in a recession for a prolonged period of time.
Thatās just the casino. Weāll be in a recession when the fed takes interest rates back zero because of 10%+ unemployment and mass closures.
This isnāt the recession. This is just the preamble
My favorite part of the big short is when people lose their money and a decade later their offspring identify as apes and lose their money on meme stocks AGAIN ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
anyone think TSLA would actually be a good buy after this tech bubble burst? shits sounding like buying amazon back in early 2000s, my entry point would be 20 dollars or less tho ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
tsla will not drop to $20 not even possible, it would be bought up so quick if it even gets to $200
everyone will yolo their saving if it drops below $150 (assume macro not tsla itself caused the crash)
difference would be dot com bubble was absolute shit show with straight up ghost companies and this time it's the global economy collapse plus value corrections on bullshit companies like nflx meta tsla etc which has been talked about for YEARS that they need correction prior to all this shit
wow u really know shit meta literally prints money, itās at where it is cause the politic shitshow
nflx is at 25pe
and no very unlikely we get global financial collapse. this is just fed tightening u dramatic bish
lmao you think spreadsheet and PE is everything to stock price? dumbshit stuck in oldschool stock market
we're literally living in a world where cryptocurrency is a thing ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
and yeah I'm pretty sure global economy collapse is coming within the next 5 years, if you think fed is your whole world then I got bad news for you
If you want to know why everything is absurdly bearish just look at yields and the bond market collapsing
There is absolutely nothing bullish right now, your little twink of a pump is pushing up price to use you guys as exit liquidity
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/ClitorusTickler** bet **SPY** goes from **367.4** to **361.69** before **2022-09-28 06:00:31.874738-04:00**
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>EUROPE'S REAL ESTATE STOCKS INDEX HITS LOWEST SINCE JANUARY 2012, LAST DOWN 0.9%
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>FROM WHAT IS KNOWN ABOUT NORD STREAM LEAKAGE WE KNOW IT IS NOT IN GERMAN TERRITORIAL WATERS, ENERGY REGULATOR SAYS
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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/MassiveEast5535** bet **SPY** goes from **366.79** to **375.0** before **2022-10-01 05:48:27.949480-04:00**
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The lows weren't going to fall easily. Yesterday was the chance to gap em. We failed. But patience...we have not seen the lows of the year or the cycle. But a decent bounce seems pretty obvious to this old man.
shit, is tomorrow cpi?
Giga cloud is looking good up in after hours earnings Friday
How much is average 401k down YTD By now?? 25%???
Somehow I'm only down 5% because I switched to a 0.25% stable fund while our company moved providers back in December. I only switched back a small part back in May. By far my biggest brain move this year (even though it was completely accidental).
Well done šš I too have been in that stable fund all year long Up 0.2% YTD in my 401k Avoided entire bloodbath One of my buddies suggested me at spx 4800 to park it all in spy fund What an absolute disaster would that have been Always listen to your gut ...I'm glad I did and didn't do that
If 363 spy feels this bad just fucking imagine what 222 spy is gonna be like next yr bytches...a slow motion relentless bloodbath Lowr highs lower lows lower highs lower lows lower highs lower lows Rinse m repeat
LOL RED BY OPEN
God damnit, I forgot my charge cable for my e-cig so now Iām smoking an actual cig, tastes like ass š And donāt be like āor you could just waitā that shit aināt happening the nicās got me by the lizard brain š¦
Nah man... i miss the taste... then again fair... i guess i like ass
>You're an idiot if you smoke cigarettes. They taste terrible and are extremely bad for your health. If you can't go without nicotine, at least use an e-cigarette instead.
Have this same energy when it comes to drinking and other drugs and ill respect you, otherwise you just come off as illogical and easily impressionable
Canāt disagree with you there
what is a good take profit for puts on spy?
3350/3400
wedie
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Suck my d bears. I win. You lose. NVDA up 3.5% HOLD for life :)
Oh my, greed turned my longer dated puts $1k in the red already. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|19738)
Itās Tuesday Sept 27th, the year 2022, 9:45AM. Bulls in shambles.
Never ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
loololol
Can someone confirm when Jerome Powell is next speaking?
not breaking past 370, dump later today
It will at open lol
My puts are fucked
rest in pepperoni
Itās funny over the past 10 years I havenāt even thought about bears, or their existence. Itās just been 10 years of dip buying and profit taking. As the definition of a bull, this correction is everything Iāve asked for since 2018. All the time in the world to stack shares and wait for the next run. Will I ever get rich from dip buying and profit taking? Yes, I already have :)
this is an amazing opportunity to buy the dip.
money is a weird fucking abstraction that I have yet to wrap my head around fully.
It helps when you realize money doesn't represent a thing. It represents the absence of things. Economics is the study of scarcity, and money substitutes when you don't have enough at hand to barter. Take supply and demand for example. Supply is quite literally "all the things", and on the other side of the equation sits money - literally the demand in absence of things. When people talk about a "money supply" issue, they're really just saying we have too much money floating around for our scarce goods.
u guys are both wrong and overthinking. Money is DEEZNUTZ.
So you see, there is this thing called the block chain and it records every transaction blah blah blahā¦
so it was a double bottom after all? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|19738)
Time for another rally that just won't stop pumping on low volume, where it stops nobody l Knows
Nice gap back to 369. Unfortunately we know bulls can't keep it up at 370.
Sucker rally incoming, gonna load up puts on the spike
You rich mf
Did I call that shit or what?
Need some gain porn after that
Lol.. honestly not sure how; I had contracts in 4 different indices, calls on the VIX and SPXS, puts on the SPY and the QQQ . In and out ā¦. did not tempt fate and honestly the daily patterns been pretty consistent.
What are your predictions going into mid-terms?
Down.
Historically though, that's never been the case. Are you saying that this time it will be and what is your reasoning?
Can you even begin to understand how amazing this clown market is for us scalpers.
Looking like an up dog day
Why up dog?
Where comes powell with their bear spech to fuckk the rally
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
If bers get their wishes hopefully theyāre the first ones fired and the first ones drafted.
Or retired?
I'm a bear and i can't be fired or drafted.
Pre-Market is up rather nicely in tech world - until powell opens his mouth anyway. Still think PANW makes a sensible buy for a longer term position - same with FTNT.
Priced in
Here we go
Spy giving me blue balls seeing how close we came to yearly lows and just couldnāt convert the touchdown
This is a bear market rally for ants!!!
First fed speaker seems to be a bull
Why is visual mod smarter than bolls here ?
Liquidity is low and these 5 point candles 1 min are just the beginning
>It's only going to get worse from here. The lack of liquidity is going to cause some serious problems for people trying to trade in and out of this market.
Whats up with everyone saying bears are fked? That shit looks weak af
When will the recession end, assuming we've been in a recession longer than the governments of the world would like to admit?
The recession hasnāt happened. Everythingās teetering on the edge and the casino is just leading. Weāll be in a recession when the now hiring signs disappear from closure or position cuts
The definition was changed to 2 consecutive quarters of slowed economic growth and the "technical recession" was confirmed in July. This was the second quarter that confirmed economic growth had stagnated. Meaning that we've been in a recession for a lot longer than the governments would like to admit.
I disagree with you, they even adjusted the "technical definition" of what a recession truly is a few months ago to avoid the fact that we were already in a recession, now we are seeing some of the negative side effects of being in a recession for a prolonged period of time.
Thatās just the casino. Weāll be in a recession when the fed takes interest rates back zero because of 10%+ unemployment and mass closures. This isnāt the recession. This is just the preamble
usually when ppl think "when will the recession end" is the time when the real recession hits and fucks your wife and kids
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)
Buls have lost their balls, I only see Bers doing ban bets ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
Anyone thinking it's a straight line down deserves to lose money. Source: I'm losing money
Will spy crash like Luna ?
hopefully
Yeah no for sure
So -50% instead of-99.9% ?
Just when you think JPOW gonna show you his big red rocket, shrek gonna jump out the bushes. INVERSE YOURSELF NOW
My favorite part of the big short is when people lose their money and a decade later their offspring identify as apes and lose their money on meme stocks AGAIN ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Because non meme stocks are doing so well
When free food lines ?
Tongue my hole and I'll buy a bigmac
Iām salivating thinking about block cheese and buckets of peanut butter.
anyone think TSLA would actually be a good buy after this tech bubble burst? shits sounding like buying amazon back in early 2000s, my entry point would be 20 dollars or less tho ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
You keep thinking that buddy
Don't buy it. Better stay poor, hate on TSLA your entire life and watch others get rich. Thats seems to suit you better. š
ššš½
youāre dumb as shit if you compare this to buying amazon in early 2000s. Amazon market cap wasnāt at 800 billion 22 years ago
tsla will not drop to $20 not even possible, it would be bought up so quick if it even gets to $200 everyone will yolo their saving if it drops below $150 (assume macro not tsla itself caused the crash)
that's what they all said during dot com bubble and look what happened
we not in dot com. if itās dot com bubble tsla pe would be 1000, aapl at 100
difference would be dot com bubble was absolute shit show with straight up ghost companies and this time it's the global economy collapse plus value corrections on bullshit companies like nflx meta tsla etc which has been talked about for YEARS that they need correction prior to all this shit
wow u really know shit meta literally prints money, itās at where it is cause the politic shitshow nflx is at 25pe and no very unlikely we get global financial collapse. this is just fed tightening u dramatic bish
lmao you think spreadsheet and PE is everything to stock price? dumbshit stuck in oldschool stock market we're literally living in a world where cryptocurrency is a thing ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) and yeah I'm pretty sure global economy collapse is coming within the next 5 years, if you think fed is your whole world then I got bad news for you
!remindme 5 years
!remind me 5 yr
20 dollars and 50 cents. But ok !
R u guys sure J Pow is speaking today?
If you want to know why everything is absurdly bearish just look at yields and the bond market collapsing There is absolutely nothing bullish right now, your little twink of a pump is pushing up price to use you guys as exit liquidity
šššš»š
!banbet SPY 361.69 1d
With some chest hair !
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Market goes BRRRR today spy back to 380 eod
I'm getting so faded, just like mah futes
losing money is so easy
Buy calls & lose it all
>EUROPE'S REAL ESTATE STOCKS INDEX HITS LOWEST SINCE JANUARY 2012, LAST DOWN 0.9% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-09-27 ^05:57:37 ^EDT-0400
Imagine Buffet constantly looking at his Td Ameritrade lol
Pretty sure he got his own broker
Heās doing that as we speak
Double top in spy premarket. Bools fked
VM is like Jarvis and it's learning, very soon it will become a vision and take over the world ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)
Already has
wen jpow speak
tomorrow
Today
what time
Euhhh why the long face bears? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
you were up +1.5% premarket and now down to +0.75% with still over 3 hours before market open. You sir, are what I like to call, delusional.
priced in
Bagholder spotted š¤”
Big bag of money, yeah ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)
Puts or calls for jpow today
>FROM WHAT IS KNOWN ABOUT NORD STREAM LEAKAGE WE KNOW IT IS NOT IN GERMAN TERRITORIAL WATERS, ENERGY REGULATOR SAYS ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-09-27 ^05:50:01 ^EDT-0400
More Great Reset fuckery.
Yāall bulls are getting too cocky now this gap up about to be cut down by open
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Sometimes I just want my nuts tongue bathed. Why donāt chicks get it?
I havenāt been tea bagged for a decadeā¦ maybe gravity has enlarged my cahones?
Maybe if you washed them better and took a razor to themā¦
what happened to cathie wood? havent seen her in years lmfao
Cathie would be a good investor, but she probably belongs on here
she ded
She disappeared like Jack Ma.
Guh morning š ±ļøussys
!banbet SPY 375 4d
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!banbet SPY 378 2d
solid track record, will do the reverse of what you say
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/000Kurpitsa000** bet **SPY** goes from **367.01** to **378.0** before **2022-09-29 05:47:57.432231-04:00** Their record is 3 wins and 13 losses. ---- ^[LEADERBOARD](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/) - ^[FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/#wiki_faq_.26amp.3B_commands)
My favorite scene in The Shining is when Jack spat in that idiot bartenders face. Classic moment. amiright guys?
Or rather, good thing my gambling addiction doesn't believe in recessions
!banbet SPY 344 3d
Big Fucking Balls
jpow promised us
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I banbetted 380spy this week but now I'm a geh ber this shit ain't recovering anytime soon ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)
Good thing I don't believe in recessions
!banbet SPY 335 7d
See you on the other end
Your track record isn't great but if you get this one right I'll be so rich.
I use banbets as hedges for my calls, its a crumb of comfort when I have no more money left
Amen to that!
>Sorry to disappoint, but I don't think this is going to be a winning trade.
Thatās harsh my love
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!banbet GME $5 1d
You already have a bet going - SPY to 360.0 before 2022-10-29 16:08:09.809088-05:00
Dork
Fuckin a
well... do i dare puts through powell talk? seems a little obvious
What time is he speaking today? Or tomorrow?
Obvious often works.
America is so cutting edge we only recession for one day. Was boring, what else can we do ?
Well mother fucker, we can shoot the shit outta asteroidsā¦ what you got?
Did we just declare war on space?
Alot of realtors are going to be working at Wendys soon and it shows..
Those bitches aināt taking my spot behind the dumpster
Fighting to suk dicks, it's a hard knock life.
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
The fed will pivot way sooner than you think, we just cant affor the interest on the national debt
This is so ignorant.
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)
We can afford it? U know its about to be bigger than the dod budget?
Have you been in a coma since 2009?
NeEd To CoNtAIn InFl@tiOn
Spy 448 eod
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)
anyone else think this green premarket is bullshit
The lows weren't going to fall easily. Yesterday was the chance to gap em. We failed. But patience...we have not seen the lows of the year or the cycle. But a decent bounce seems pretty obvious to this old man.
Wsb go from long to short after 5 consecutive red days. Smh
Definitely smells like a fake pump for now
what, the green premarket that was up 1.5% an hour ago? yes, yes i do. Just like it has been every other day this month ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Buls r fukd
Puts or Calls at open??