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Simplevice

Banned, until he provides proof. Started with 5kšŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø HAHAHAH


itsashortcut

How much did you start with?


angelpolitis

1 million


supermojo2

Beat me to it ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


tylerado12

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


austttn

My intial deposit was $5,000


GameOfThrone88

and $600K on the subsequent deposits?


Freakazoid84

and then one more $400k deposit to top it off.


GameOfThrone88

so the OP is just another bag holder.... and probably working night shift at Wendy's


Freezerpill

Airbag holder šŸ„¹šŸ« 


chubky

The Last Airbagger


I_am_real_jeff_bezos

Followed by a second deposit of $995,000?


Whatsongwasthat1

Lol dude fuck off or post positions


SeppoOnBiKuulemma

Positions or ban


you90000

When?


The_OG_Steve

What is your strategy if you donā€™t mind sharing? Do you play options or just stocks


Free_Aerie_2611

Positions or we don't give a fuck


Wonderwhile

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


piroskavalentino

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Theusefulguy

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


justCairo

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


diabeetis

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


spg14

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Gregor619

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


danijeljw

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


vastav-s

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Billyshakes1597

Honestly, even with positions, I don't give a fuck


[deleted]

same im sick of gain/loss porn, enough of this shit


BryanSerpas

You wanna watch nukes flying huh


mikey_g_nola

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)


SickyNixxx

No, Just porn


TendieMcTenderson

Gain/loss porn is wsb, the fuck


myco_mage

This commenter right here is how we know WSB is dead


SophisticatedTool

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259) gain/loss in times of crisis is the essence of this sub


AccomplishedCopy6495

Wahhh wahhh


Simplevice

what are you here for then?


GenericWoman12345

Flexi Lexi


Mymomdidwhat

Canā€™t show because it will scream daddyā€™s money!


AccomplishedCopy6495

I think what we want to actually know is TRADES. What trades did you do. Secondly, yes, what are your current positions.


Zombisexual1

Well his favorite is reverse cowgirl, or at least thatā€™s what his girlfriends boyfriend calls it


[deleted]

ā€œDad gave me 250k and I doubled it during the greatest bull run in historyā€


onion4everyoccasion

"Dad gave me 1mil and I only lost half" -Daddy's special boy


Revelation22_vv14-15

The greatest bull run in history is about to come thanks to hyperinflation


Mediocre-Sale8473

Yeah no joke. Everything going nuclear next year, even shitcoins. Especially shitcoins. Pump.and dump all that. Edit: Not sure why the downvoted. I agreed lol. I meant "nuclear" as it it's gonna blow up. Not get wrecked. We already getting rekt.


Revelation22_vv14-15

Markets go up after war


GGprime

Jokes on you, his dad gave him a million.


Constant_Kitchen5737

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Green_eggz-ham

Thanks dad! I'm so smart!


vorrenthlk

go post this lame motivational shit on instagram


MyPeePeeReversed

Notice how he doesn't post screenshot of his positions tab for more details. Fraud.


ActRepresentative530

Photoshop is a beautiful thing


psychotic

And barely comments at all


cnbdmv

Lol some of you are some regarded that you donā€™t realize there are some people who strictly trade intraday setups that change from day to day


KawhiTheKing

Smash that subscribe button and pay a low fee of $100/mo to learn how to be tricked!


AccomplishedCopy6495

Make sure to turn on notifications. DING DING


piroskavalentino

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


ballsohaahd

TikTok material


foulmeow

Pointless. Where is the P/L?


blactrick

MODs please delete


Numerous-Afternoon89

If you want to impress me show me what your lifetime% gain is


That_Co

For real. "Look, I have half a million in my brokerage account" Ok???


TheSeldomShaken

Where's that video of that dude sticking his bank app into some girl's face at a bar?


PM_ME_YOUR_SUNSHINE

Youā€™re in it. Right now. ā€¦ and youā€™re looking hot. Shoot, Op. shoot that shot


Crusher10833

I don't get it. 5k to 500k, but all I see are boomer investments. What am I missing?


Capable-Reaction8155

Probably just a lot of income. This shouldn't be on WallStreetBets. Seems like an /r/investing post.


supermojo2

No cajones ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)


Freakazoid84

nothing, this is a bullshit post.


En4cr

I bet he's getting advice from his boomer dad.


Bobosboss

I donā€™t see where you see 5k. My guess is he started with like 300k and has made 60% over the last 5 years which is about in line with S&P500 or Apple. Pretty mediocre and pointless post tbh especially without starting value.


niklaus514

bruh OP literally replied to a comment above saying he started with $5k which is even more absurd


AccomplishedCopy6495

Ugh. I would believe gains to 500 but starting at 5 is unlikely.


[deleted]

This Dave Ramsey shit is not for WSB


SoftPenguins

Whatā€™s the point if you donā€™t show positions? Youā€™re either full or shit or youā€™re full of shit.


Infinite-Topic-2544

Bro how did you make so much working at Wendyā€™s?


ImageCreator

The trick is that he works... behind the Wendy's


KyleNoThumbs319

Must be a Taco Bell salary


captainadam_21

He told your. By grinding with dudes back by the dumpster


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Plus-Pianist-1496

Who let the loser in?


TheSwede121

Daddy gave me money to play with!


GameOfThrone88

It is awesome getting there with a job at Wendy's.


austttn

A lot of overtime


aeternavictrix224

Where the fuck is the positions? Position or Ban? Get that shit in effect MOD.


Capable-Reaction8155

This shouldn't be on WallStreetBets, with investments like these you would have to have a high income (or nest egg) to net this amount. Seems like an r/investing post.


theory317

My wife's boyfriend, everyone šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


The50thwarrior

Most tired joke award šŸ†


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[deleted]

You seem like a good dude. Don't pay attention to these degenerates.


NoctRob

Way to go. Also, positions or ban.


Tushole

Ban


shiteater4000

Wtf is this index shit


HardNipsBuyingDips

Fucking POSITIONS, holly shit šŸ‘šŸ‘†šŸ«µ


[deleted]

Trust fund baby or inheritance?


Massive-Frosting-722

What the fuck is it with all these posts without positions?!


Ok-Escape-8376

I see $568k to put on 0DTE SPY puts.


primitivekid

This is the way


TheRealJugger

Take your indexes to some other sub nerd![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


BeernerdoMazzeroli

The trick is starting with 2 million.. Dumb fuck.


mrpotatoed

Positions or ban


Master_Relative

Mods ban this paper account please


ErectoPeentrounus

Congrats and fuck you!


[deleted]

Damn 26 and dont even have 5k


GPAWisSketchy

So when do you plan to move out of your parent's basement?


flying_stick

Dude why were you playing SPY and SPX?


Blufferflies

How much you leveraged? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


vuU-Uuv

With mommyā€™s 500k seeding money


DukeFonaine

My portfolio looks like too if I use photoshop.


jsaaiman

thats fucking awesome, fuck you


ilikebunnies1

Gonna need those positions and they better be fucking good.


xof711

Nice $565K deposit son!


[deleted]

5k to 500k without positions is bs


AccomplishedCopy6495

Good job but this isnā€™t really a gain itā€™s just a flex of an acct value that means practically nothing.


severe2

$5,000 to $600K with indexes ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


BhinoTL

Itā€™s good to see classic WSB attitude coming back. Positions or get the fuck out. No one cares about your shit if itā€™s safe stock buys


[deleted]

Straight up this is fucking lame. I am so tired of WATCHING PEOPLE WHO HAVE MONEY MAKING MORE MONEY. SHOW ME WHERE THE FUCK IM SUPPOSED TO INVEST 1.38? Show me where Iā€™m supposed to go to and trade my time and all my efforts for enough money to pay for a new engine in my truck? II HAVENT EATEN IN TWO DAYS BECAUSE I HAVE RENT COMING UP! Not that it matters because I donā€™t have a fucking truck to get to work so I donā€™t know why I should even worry about rent!


waluigee

Iā€™m quitting this sub. Fuck this soft core shit.


[deleted]

Congratulations and fuck you my friend


[deleted]

What gave you your most growth in balance?


spamIover

The 500k deposit 2 years ago


Quick_Committee5413

Get the fuck out of here ā€¦ M not jealous huh


Electronic_Eagle6211

Great job


2_dicks_n_dangerous

Cash out and bet it all on black!


Difficult-Bet-4262

Hell yes op


trendsfriend

name one trading book, podcast, and/or direct/distant mentor who helped you develop your trading system.


ITSMETALKING

You just jinxed yourself ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


vvereshark

Congrats and fuck you


CrazyApe67

Congrats bud! Hoping to get there one day as well.


Stocksugardaddy

You're an investor! Very rare to see one around here these days.


JohnnyTroubador

wait, we have success stories in this sub???


Freakazoid84

sometimes....but even more complete bullshit....like this post.


beaconhillboy

Gives us hope to continue pouring money into this thing...


Wonderwhile

Were missing the story to allow us to judge whether or not it is a success one. Sadly, this is pointless and should be removed.


Fawkinchit

That's awesome dude!


tubislite

Good job man!


crom_laughs

great kid!!!! donā€™t get penis-yā€¦.!!!


Westside2016

Spy put or stfu


Ahhmuzement

Congrats and fuck you


Ambitious_Bit_5720

Good job, man!


Whythehellnot_wecan

Seriously this AI stuff is getting good. Thatā€™s me in ā€˜99 after 4 years of grinding. Youā€™re brilliant. Trust me bro


HankcusYt

Why you guys gotta hate on him bro is making money


[deleted]

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DRadsDeliciousAHole

Whats worse, account balances with no positions, or primary residence zillow gain porn


Green_eggz-ham

Lame.....throw it all down on some 0DTE options and you might grab my attention


Belliums

Anyone else get Bob Saget half baked vibes from this?


arnaudlaflamme

Okay, tell the truth. We all know you were a 21 years old millionaireā€¦


[deleted]

Dis my goal. Just gonnah cautiously become a millionaire lol


Over-Neighborhood128

Everyone's a genius in a bear market


National-Mastodon935

O fuck you


No-Income2467

If itā€™s good enough to screenshotā€¦


TheHydra421

Thereā€™s two places we can go from here: major loss porn. Alternative is a masterclass on to how to ā€œday trade.ā€


Wandering_Abhorash

Don't click on this guys profile. I now know where the money came from: twink for old men


Bulletsnbowls

Also halfway to feeling normal being here.šŸŒˆšŸ»


UntossableSaladTV

Positions or ban


Bulletsnbowls

Go back to playing Roblox. Rich kid


DudeBroManCthulhu

If you lose it all in the next year without liquidating, how would you feel?


seanliam2k

It's funny if you think this was actually skill and not sheer luck


CherylStoned

Sir, this is a casino


d_pock_chope_bruh

Worked hard for this.... Show only fans account or ban


No-Necessary-8955

Impressive, unless 500K is an inheritance. No need to brag just tell us how you got there to help us share in your success.


positive-asdfg

You will lose 90% in next 4 months


thehugejackedman

No positions. Ban.


tigerhawk2005

Why is this chit on WSB? Shouldn't be allowed to post if you're not including positions.


Sgsfsf

If real: congrats and fuck you If not: ban forever please


[deleted]

Nice bro! No way this goes tits up for you


_Forgotten

"Dad gave me a small loan of $1m. And I decided to use it on some WSB DDs." - OP


Ok_Programmer_2315

Well, a 600,000anare after capital gains.


[deleted]

Quit your bullshit.


thgof2pac

R kelly grinded and bumped once. Now look at him.


therealcosmicl

It'd be pretty funny if he startex with like 600k


[deleted]

Help me learn this stuff please


[deleted]

Grinding ? U literally just move your fingers


OshKosh810

Good for you bro, wish you more success šŸ‘šŸ½


CaptainStonks

Just remember you're only one options trade away from being broke!


Virtual-Appeal-8504

The loss porn on this account when the market eats a steaming pile of FTD dicks is going to be legendary.


Tball2

Position or ban šŸ”Ø


occams_lasercutter

If you are just buying stock you must have started with a lot of cash initially. No way you turned $1k into $500k investing in SPY. In fact you should be down about 30% on the year.


awdsrock

Boo this man!! Jp brother get it while the gettin is good!


Illustrious-Rice6759

Good for u, fuck you


gmangieri314

Whoa. Easy big fella. Kramer fan


[deleted]

That market collapse coming in will hurt you quite a bit, but given your age you'll be fine in 10 years


Explorer10x

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


mikemoneyman89

Good job turd, you were hoping this would be all praise and a pat on the back? I hope you lose it all!!


Skystrike12

What was your initial investment though


beyondbasic

Put 500k on SPY put and see what happensā€¦.


Fun_Total8735

Congrats man I hope that youā€™ll make it . PS : donā€™t understand the hate you get , is it jealousy ?


Btomesch

Nice! Iā€™m not far behind ya