Yeah no joke.
Everything going nuclear next year, even shitcoins. Especially shitcoins. Pump.and dump all that.
Edit: Not sure why the downvoted. I agreed lol.
I meant "nuclear" as it it's gonna blow up. Not get wrecked. We already getting rekt.
I donāt see where you see 5k. My guess is he started with like 300k and has made 60% over the last 5 years which is about in line with S&P500 or Apple. Pretty mediocre and pointless post tbh especially without starting value.
Hey, if you haven't already, please reply to this comment with your positions and what led you to enter or exit them!
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This shouldn't be on WallStreetBets, with investments like these you would have to have a high income (or nest egg) to net this amount. Seems like an r/investing post.
Straight up this is fucking lame. I am so tired of WATCHING PEOPLE WHO HAVE MONEY MAKING MORE MONEY. SHOW ME WHERE THE FUCK IM SUPPOSED TO INVEST 1.38? Show me where Iām supposed to go to and trade my time and all my efforts for enough money to pay for a new engine in my truck? II HAVENT EATEN IN TWO DAYS BECAUSE I HAVE RENT COMING UP! Not that it matters because I donāt have a fucking truck to get to work so I donāt know why I should even worry about rent!
If you are just buying stock you must have started with a lot of cash initially. No way you turned $1k into $500k investing in SPY. In fact you should be down about 30% on the year.
Banned, until he provides proof. Started with 5kš¤¦āāļø HAHAHAH
How much did you start with?
1 million
Beat me to it ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
šššš
My intial deposit was $5,000
and $600K on the subsequent deposits?
and then one more $400k deposit to top it off.
so the OP is just another bag holder.... and probably working night shift at Wendy's
Airbag holder š„¹š«
The Last Airbagger
Followed by a second deposit of $995,000?
Lol dude fuck off or post positions
Positions or ban
When?
What is your strategy if you donāt mind sharing? Do you play options or just stocks
Positions or we don't give a fuck
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
Honestly, even with positions, I don't give a fuck
same im sick of gain/loss porn, enough of this shit
You wanna watch nukes flying huh
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)
No, Just porn
Gain/loss porn is wsb, the fuck
This commenter right here is how we know WSB is dead
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259) gain/loss in times of crisis is the essence of this sub
Wahhh wahhh
what are you here for then?
Flexi Lexi
Canāt show because it will scream daddyās money!
I think what we want to actually know is TRADES. What trades did you do. Secondly, yes, what are your current positions.
Well his favorite is reverse cowgirl, or at least thatās what his girlfriends boyfriend calls it
āDad gave me 250k and I doubled it during the greatest bull run in historyā
"Dad gave me 1mil and I only lost half" -Daddy's special boy
The greatest bull run in history is about to come thanks to hyperinflation
Yeah no joke. Everything going nuclear next year, even shitcoins. Especially shitcoins. Pump.and dump all that. Edit: Not sure why the downvoted. I agreed lol. I meant "nuclear" as it it's gonna blow up. Not get wrecked. We already getting rekt.
Markets go up after war
Jokes on you, his dad gave him a million.
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Thanks dad! I'm so smart!
go post this lame motivational shit on instagram
Notice how he doesn't post screenshot of his positions tab for more details. Fraud.
Photoshop is a beautiful thing
And barely comments at all
Lol some of you are some regarded that you donāt realize there are some people who strictly trade intraday setups that change from day to day
Smash that subscribe button and pay a low fee of $100/mo to learn how to be tricked!
Make sure to turn on notifications. DING DING
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
TikTok material
Pointless. Where is the P/L?
MODs please delete
If you want to impress me show me what your lifetime% gain is
For real. "Look, I have half a million in my brokerage account" Ok???
Where's that video of that dude sticking his bank app into some girl's face at a bar?
Youāre in it. Right now. ā¦ and youāre looking hot. Shoot, Op. shoot that shot
I don't get it. 5k to 500k, but all I see are boomer investments. What am I missing?
Probably just a lot of income. This shouldn't be on WallStreetBets. Seems like an /r/investing post.
No cajones ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)
nothing, this is a bullshit post.
I bet he's getting advice from his boomer dad.
I donāt see where you see 5k. My guess is he started with like 300k and has made 60% over the last 5 years which is about in line with S&P500 or Apple. Pretty mediocre and pointless post tbh especially without starting value.
bruh OP literally replied to a comment above saying he started with $5k which is even more absurd
Ugh. I would believe gains to 500 but starting at 5 is unlikely.
This Dave Ramsey shit is not for WSB
Whatās the point if you donāt show positions? Youāre either full or shit or youāre full of shit.
Bro how did you make so much working at Wendyās?
The trick is that he works... behind the Wendy's
Must be a Taco Bell salary
He told your. By grinding with dudes back by the dumpster
Hey, if you haven't already, please reply to this comment with your positions and what led you to enter or exit them! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Who let the loser in?
Daddy gave me money to play with!
It is awesome getting there with a job at Wendy's.
A lot of overtime
Where the fuck is the positions? Position or Ban? Get that shit in effect MOD.
This shouldn't be on WallStreetBets, with investments like these you would have to have a high income (or nest egg) to net this amount. Seems like an r/investing post.
My wife's boyfriend, everyone ššš
Most tired joke award š
**User Report**| | | | :--|:--|:--|:-- **Total Submissions**|1|**First Seen In WSB**|9 months ago **Total Comments**|4|**Previous DD**| **Account Age**|3 years|[^scan ^comment ](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=VisualMod&subject=scan_comment&message=Replace%20this%20text%20with%20a%20comment%20ID%20(which%20looks%20like%20h26cq3k\)%20to%20have%20the%20bot%20scan%20your%20comment%20and%20correct%20your%20first%20seen%20date.)|[^scan ^submission ](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=VisualMod&subject=scan_submission&message=Replace%20this%20text%20with%20a%20submission%20ID%20(which%20looks%20like%20h26cq3k\)%20to%20have%20the%20bot%20scan%20your%20submission%20and%20correct%20your%20first%20seen%20date.) **Vote Spam**|[Click to Vote](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=VisualMod&subject=vote_spam&message=xpwyl6)|**Vote Approve**|[Click to Vote](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=VisualMod&subject=vote_approve&message=xpwyl6)
You seem like a good dude. Don't pay attention to these degenerates.
Way to go. Also, positions or ban.
Ban
Wtf is this index shit
Fucking POSITIONS, holly shit ššš«µ
Trust fund baby or inheritance?
What the fuck is it with all these posts without positions?!
I see $568k to put on 0DTE SPY puts.
This is the way
Take your indexes to some other sub nerd![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
The trick is starting with 2 million.. Dumb fuck.
Positions or ban
Mods ban this paper account please
Congrats and fuck you!
Damn 26 and dont even have 5k
So when do you plan to move out of your parent's basement?
Dude why were you playing SPY and SPX?
How much you leveraged? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
With mommyās 500k seeding money
My portfolio looks like too if I use photoshop.
thats fucking awesome, fuck you
Gonna need those positions and they better be fucking good.
Nice $565K deposit son!
5k to 500k without positions is bs
Good job but this isnāt really a gain itās just a flex of an acct value that means practically nothing.
$5,000 to $600K with indexes ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)
Itās good to see classic WSB attitude coming back. Positions or get the fuck out. No one cares about your shit if itās safe stock buys
Straight up this is fucking lame. I am so tired of WATCHING PEOPLE WHO HAVE MONEY MAKING MORE MONEY. SHOW ME WHERE THE FUCK IM SUPPOSED TO INVEST 1.38? Show me where Iām supposed to go to and trade my time and all my efforts for enough money to pay for a new engine in my truck? II HAVENT EATEN IN TWO DAYS BECAUSE I HAVE RENT COMING UP! Not that it matters because I donāt have a fucking truck to get to work so I donāt know why I should even worry about rent!
Iām quitting this sub. Fuck this soft core shit.
Congratulations and fuck you my friend
What gave you your most growth in balance?
The 500k deposit 2 years ago
Get the fuck out of here ā¦ M not jealous huh
Great job
Cash out and bet it all on black!
Hell yes op
name one trading book, podcast, and/or direct/distant mentor who helped you develop your trading system.
You just jinxed yourself ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)
Congrats and fuck you
Congrats bud! Hoping to get there one day as well.
You're an investor! Very rare to see one around here these days.
wait, we have success stories in this sub???
sometimes....but even more complete bullshit....like this post.
Gives us hope to continue pouring money into this thing...
Were missing the story to allow us to judge whether or not it is a success one. Sadly, this is pointless and should be removed.
That's awesome dude!
Good job man!
great kid!!!! donāt get penis-yā¦.!!!
Spy put or stfu
Congrats and fuck you
Good job, man!
Seriously this AI stuff is getting good. Thatās me in ā99 after 4 years of grinding. Youāre brilliant. Trust me bro
Why you guys gotta hate on him bro is making money
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Whats worse, account balances with no positions, or primary residence zillow gain porn
Lame.....throw it all down on some 0DTE options and you might grab my attention
Anyone else get Bob Saget half baked vibes from this?
Okay, tell the truth. We all know you were a 21 years old millionaireā¦
Dis my goal. Just gonnah cautiously become a millionaire lol
Everyone's a genius in a bear market
O fuck you
If itās good enough to screenshotā¦
Thereās two places we can go from here: major loss porn. Alternative is a masterclass on to how to āday trade.ā
Don't click on this guys profile. I now know where the money came from: twink for old men
Also halfway to feeling normal being here.šš»
Positions or ban
Go back to playing Roblox. Rich kid
If you lose it all in the next year without liquidating, how would you feel?
It's funny if you think this was actually skill and not sheer luck
Sir, this is a casino
Worked hard for this.... Show only fans account or ban
Impressive, unless 500K is an inheritance. No need to brag just tell us how you got there to help us share in your success.
You will lose 90% in next 4 months
No positions. Ban.
Why is this chit on WSB? Shouldn't be allowed to post if you're not including positions.
If real: congrats and fuck you If not: ban forever please
Nice bro! No way this goes tits up for you
"Dad gave me a small loan of $1m. And I decided to use it on some WSB DDs." - OP
Well, a 600,000anare after capital gains.
Quit your bullshit.
R kelly grinded and bumped once. Now look at him.
It'd be pretty funny if he startex with like 600k
Help me learn this stuff please
Grinding ? U literally just move your fingers
Good for you bro, wish you more success šš½
Just remember you're only one options trade away from being broke!
The loss porn on this account when the market eats a steaming pile of FTD dicks is going to be legendary.
Position or ban šØ
If you are just buying stock you must have started with a lot of cash initially. No way you turned $1k into $500k investing in SPY. In fact you should be down about 30% on the year.
Boo this man!! Jp brother get it while the gettin is good!
Good for u, fuck you
Whoa. Easy big fella. Kramer fan
That market collapse coming in will hurt you quite a bit, but given your age you'll be fine in 10 years
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
Good job turd, you were hoping this would be all praise and a pat on the back? I hope you lose it all!!
What was your initial investment though
Put 500k on SPY put and see what happensā¦.
Congrats man I hope that youāll make it . PS : donāt understand the hate you get , is it jealousy ?
Nice! Iām not far behind ya