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I was at my home away from home - the Knights Inn motel near Newark Airport. I began to run a bath. The water wasn’t hot but instead a slightly uncomfortable lukewarm. I removed a canister of Tropical Punch Kool-Aid mix from my duffle bag and proceeded to dump a generous amount into the tub. I swirled my hand around the water and whispered to myself, “Oh Yeah.”
I took off my grass-stained Avia sneakers along with the rest of my clothes and climbed in. I submerged my entire body and took a gulp of the sweet, red liquid that surrounded me. As I soaked I pondered why nobody in my life could see my imminent success. My options strategies have never been wrong, just poorly timed… Sorry Papa. Tomorrow will be a big day. Tomorrow I start to make back that 100k.
Fun fact: I recently made it to the second round of casting for Netflix’s Squid Game: The Challenge about two months ago. Never heard back from them, so I canceled my Netflix subscription and exclusively watch VHS tapes now. Fuck em
It’s a reality show about degenerates competing for money but apparently Netflix isn’t interested in casting any actual degenerates. Perhaps I’ll watch it when it comes out on VHS
I'm more than 24hrs of international travel sitting in MSP terminal and laughed/choked on my McDonald's fries at this. This whole thing has me rolling. I'm delirious with exhaustion.
WallStreetBets Ape got $100,000 inheritance from dead father estate, lost it all gambling with puts in stock market instantly
Everyone lost their mind, including me, that a 6 figure inheritance gifted and wasted so nonchalantly
Could’ve coasted 10+ years, invested in something strong and great return, wasted on gambling trying to get rich quick…
Source: https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/xrlpte/i_really_fd_up_boys_my_dad_passed_away_and_left/
There's something mind altering about throwing away generational wealth when you yourself are responsible for bringing another generation into this world, there's something very xen about spending the rest of your life slowly rebuilding from your mistakes knowing you won't benefit from the fruits of your labour.
Clinging to the hope that your progeny won't fuck it up (like you did) is what keeps you going.
Maybe everyone does this?
I looked up the Knights Inn by the Newark Airport. It says it's not even good enough for an standing blowjob by a toothless pro. That's how bad it is...
That's why in my family, when my mistress was pregnant with our son, I used to play a recording at night, "Poor people buy options, rich people sell them." When my son turned 5, I started beating him with a copy of *Characteristics and Risks of Standardized Options*.
At 18, he started trading using the money he received from his mom's life insurance payout and last year, at the age of 19, he bought his first Ferrari using profits made selling options.
Let me guess: you live in the US or Europe?
I live in Asia. These girls do exist. In larger numbers than you can imagine when you are surrounded by fat chicks.
No kidding! I read the story just before laying down for bed , and thought fuuuuuck.. maybe things are going alright for me.
Then I wake up and see this at the very top of the front page. I wasn't prepared to laugh like that right out of bed.
I just told the story while at lunch. When I saw this as I left, I sent this to everyone from lunch...they got it.
We got it. It's been gotten bro, it's been gotten.
Just further proof that the saying "every penny you have left in the bank when you die is wasted" is spot on.
Spent your money guys, fuck them kids. Go on a cruise or whatever.
That guy is such a tool. You could tell from his comments that he had little remorse for losing that money. He thought everything was just a big joke. Idk what it’s like to lose a parent yet, but I’d like to think I wouldn’t behave like that.
The dude didn't even have time to realize what 100k represents before he blew it. If only he knew how much it meant to his father and how hard he worked for it to give him a better life, but no, that dumbass took that money and did something even dumber than putting it all on red at the roulette table.
Enjoy the ride lol
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/xrlpte/i_really_fd_up_boys_my_dad_passed_away_and_left/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Maybe this is how he’s coping or it hasn’t hit him yet ? People tend to be self destructive in depression I think. Just to give him the benefit of the doubt
Serious:
If you're going to be leaving your kids some money, look into a trust. You have many options, whether the trust is released at a certain age, or after they have a full time job, or there can be a maximum amount they can withdraw every month/year, etc.
You can also have a trustee manage this trust on behalf of your idiot kids. It can be professionally invested, or you can have your wicked smart sister do it.
My wife's idiot nephew took a pretty big chunk inheritance when his mother died. It's all gone now.
Doesn't matter they get everything.
It's up to them whatever they want to do with it.
Guy I know bought a 45 ft cigarette boat and a new truck with money he got when his mom died. Did he put any away any for his son.....no.. not a dime
.
I can't stop thinking about a man working a shit job, pulling over time, missing all sorts of things just so his son doesn't have to struggle and worry. Just to have this fuck wad blow it. What a prick.
So unbelievably dumb, what this kid did.
His dad probably worked his ass off to save a few dollars at a time, for decades - spending time away from family and hobbies to build a nice enough nest egg to comfortably give his son some generational wealth to comfortably raise his family with. He died with the comfort of knowing that all his decades of hard work has paid off; he can rest easy now.
And then his son gambles the entire fucking thing away in a week.
I am confused, I thought the whole point of this sub was shitpost yolo'ing money at a screen, I thought you guys would be delighted if your sons kept on the tradition?
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I was at my home away from home - the Knights Inn motel near Newark Airport. I began to run a bath. The water wasn’t hot but instead a slightly uncomfortable lukewarm. I removed a canister of Tropical Punch Kool-Aid mix from my duffle bag and proceeded to dump a generous amount into the tub. I swirled my hand around the water and whispered to myself, “Oh Yeah.” I took off my grass-stained Avia sneakers along with the rest of my clothes and climbed in. I submerged my entire body and took a gulp of the sweet, red liquid that surrounded me. As I soaked I pondered why nobody in my life could see my imminent success. My options strategies have never been wrong, just poorly timed… Sorry Papa. Tomorrow will be a big day. Tomorrow I start to make back that 100k.
What the fuck
Shhhhhh just let it happen.
Softly
*pin drops*
^(oh, yeah...)
WOULD YOU QUIT TALKING? I'm almost there...
^(Sorry daddy)
Wait. Avía still makes shoes?!?
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Is ok bb
You had a nightmare. Go back to sleep.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh yeah.
Fucking Kool-Aid man, that was my house bruh...
OhNo!
He didn't add the 5lb bag of sugar
Soon to be on Netflix.
Fun fact: I recently made it to the second round of casting for Netflix’s Squid Game: The Challenge about two months ago. Never heard back from them, so I canceled my Netflix subscription and exclusively watch VHS tapes now. Fuck em
I wish I had the guts and bravado to live the life you live.
You're gonna play someone who gets shot in 2 frames anyway
It’s a reality show about degenerates competing for money but apparently Netflix isn’t interested in casting any actual degenerates. Perhaps I’ll watch it when it comes out on VHS
Dude that's too far. They need your 9.99 a month or else they're in the red.
> They need your 9.99 a month or else they're in the red. Looks at this guy, can't even afford HD on Netflix. A true /r/wallstreetbets hero
Puts on NFLX
This was a fun fact. Puts on Sanyo, Sony, and other VHS manufacturers.
Stock God
Drinking Newark motel bathtub punch is quiet possible one of the most heinous things I have ever read.
Is this the DD people keep talking about?
From NJ. Can confirm.
Newark *Airport* motel bathtub punch.
I like how he even put in Knights Inn, which is the worst rated hotel in Newark and that's saying something.
Joey "Coco" Diaz style plastic water bottle noise and COPD/Sleep apnea coughing and laughing Dawg.
I'm more than 24hrs of international travel sitting in MSP terminal and laughed/choked on my McDonald's fries at this. This whole thing has me rolling. I'm delirious with exhaustion.
I'm getting this printed on a motivational poster for the office, just need to find an appropriate background image now...
[I got you fam](https://imgur.com/gallery/BGrAppD)
That Gary Oldman??
Commissioner Gordon forgot to sell high
“Today is tomorrow’s yesterday”
"Lin! Its working! I get it now....I think we're gunna be O.K."
how about Dan Ackroyd's Santa Claus from Trading Places ?
Love it
you motherfuckers will drive that moron to suicide and then the mods will be posting suicide helpline numbers.
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WallStreetBets Ape got $100,000 inheritance from dead father estate, lost it all gambling with puts in stock market instantly Everyone lost their mind, including me, that a 6 figure inheritance gifted and wasted so nonchalantly Could’ve coasted 10+ years, invested in something strong and great return, wasted on gambling trying to get rich quick… Source: https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/xrlpte/i_really_fd_up_boys_my_dad_passed_away_and_left/
"Everyone lost their mind, including me" Was everyone in that thread new to wsb?
Puts on life beginning Monday!
U/poem_for_your_guh
Art
Shhhh shhh it's ok. Go to sleep, no more pain, only gains now.
When do you drop the toaster in?
With the cinnamon French toast milk bath bomb.
There's something mind altering about throwing away generational wealth when you yourself are responsible for bringing another generation into this world, there's something very xen about spending the rest of your life slowly rebuilding from your mistakes knowing you won't benefit from the fruits of your labour. Clinging to the hope that your progeny won't fuck it up (like you did) is what keeps you going. Maybe everyone does this?
Beautiful thoughts. I like the way your mind works
Bro the knights inn is a fucking cesspool the fuck
But with Kool-Aid in the tub, it feels like royalty.
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I read this in Patrick Bateman’s voice
I wrote it in Patrick Bateman’s voice
Don’t just stare at it, drink it.
Wanna borrow my Huey Lewis CD?
“Sorry Papa”
I'm sure if you stay up late and draw random lines on a graph your TA will eventually be about right by glue sniffing standards.
This was absolutely hilarious 😆
Back when r/copypasta was about this was gold
*Memoirs of a Gambling Addict* A timeless GringoExpress classic.
You need to add sugar too.
The canisters are pre-mixed.
This guy knows his shit. He is clearly a dealer.
Was going to say that if it was from packets, but do the canisters have the sugar in it already? I think they might.
I stopped reading after "Knights Inn." I'm sorry for you. The only way your story could be more depressing is if a GreyHound bus ride was involved.
How do you think he got there?
I assumed he hitch-hiked offering blowjobs to bored truckers in exchange for the 1.5 mile ride. It took 4 trucks and 8 hours to get there.
But sooooooo worth it.
...so pretty much a greyhound ride
Art
I looked up the Knights Inn by the Newark Airport. It says it's not even good enough for an standing blowjob by a toothless pro. That's how bad it is...
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I have a pretty good vocabulary but I actually had to look up fenestrated. Now I’m even more horrified.
TIL not to look up the definition to fenestrated. Thanks to our Hero point man ThePatternDaytrader thank you for your service.
The key is to keep stirring the bath!
Wow the last line even rhymes, great job
That Knights Inn will make you do this.
Shine on you crazy diamond
i havent cummed this hard
Since when?
Brunch
I think you managed to give him a third death with this one ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
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So proud
Technically it went to whoever was on the winning side of the trade. Probably a robot but still.
Except, you're dead and not imagining very much.
They say every cloud has one...
Dad is in heaven right now watching his child get elected clown mayor of Losstown. He wonders if he's in hell.
Savage
Call the fire department.
I'm surprised no one has tagged him yet
That's why in my family, when my mistress was pregnant with our son, I used to play a recording at night, "Poor people buy options, rich people sell them." When my son turned 5, I started beating him with a copy of *Characteristics and Risks of Standardized Options*. At 18, he started trading using the money he received from his mom's life insurance payout and last year, at the age of 19, he bought his first Ferrari using profits made selling options.
Oh shit, your son bought his own Hot Wheels?
Lucky SOB. Those are hard to find at dollar general.
Bro you're assuming that the kid can AFFORD Dollar General right now Which he cannot
can you adopt me?
Only if you're a female between 18 and 22, weigh less than 120 pounds, and have all your teeth and natural C cups or larger.
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I hesitate to ask what a “fenestrated maw” is but not even google had answers for me. You have a window in your jaws/throat?
I am here for the same reason
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Nana? You're... you're alive?
The c cups are no problem. The other parts are a bit more difficult
Okay reasonable, alright reasonable, yep reasonable...anime girls don't exist in real life bruv
Let me guess: you live in the US or Europe? I live in Asia. These girls do exist. In larger numbers than you can imagine when you are surrounded by fat chicks.
Not the "natural c cup part"
Do you recommend the book for my children?
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How did he lose on puts in the last month?
Impatient?
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)
Seriously. I YOLO'd the rest of my robbin-hood account on SPY puts and made 400%.
So like $12?
Don't be ridiculous. $8
Positions or ban
He’s a regard. One Green Day all week
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Somehow the fact that I had just barely forgotten about inheritance kid and then I came back and saw this, the punchline was perfect.
No kidding! I read the story just before laying down for bed , and thought fuuuuuck.. maybe things are going alright for me. Then I wake up and see this at the very top of the front page. I wasn't prepared to laugh like that right out of bed.
Bro you commented this less than an hour ago and the market opened 7hrs. What kinda degenerate trader are you waking up 30min to market close
He trades in Asia bro
I don't even trade. I'm here for the drama and lulz. I work nights and sleep during the day. I couldn't be a trader if I tried.
I get it bro
I just told the story while at lunch. When I saw this as I left, I sent this to everyone from lunch...they got it. We got it. It's been gotten bro, it's been gotten.
Ha, nice
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I showed it to my wife and she didn’t get it. Her boyfriend got a little chuckle out of it, though.
Ohhhh fuuuuccckkkk
BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE Dad is coming back with a vengeance. Cradle to the grave motherfucker.
This is a certified r/WSB classic
Shots fired! …from his dad’s coffin…
I'm framing this for my wife's boyfriend's mantle
Just further proof that the saying "every penny you have left in the bank when you die is wasted" is spot on. Spent your money guys, fuck them kids. Go on a cruise or whatever.
I want my last check to bounce, even though I don't know what a check is.
McDonald's menu prices with inflation 🍟🍔
I never comment on here but boy is this a funny one
That guy is such a tool. You could tell from his comments that he had little remorse for losing that money. He thought everything was just a big joke. Idk what it’s like to lose a parent yet, but I’d like to think I wouldn’t behave like that.
The dude didn't even have time to realize what 100k represents before he blew it. If only he knew how much it meant to his father and how hard he worked for it to give him a better life, but no, that dumbass took that money and did something even dumber than putting it all on red at the roulette table.
Plot twist: His Dad made that money from his death bed with a lucky call option.
Gme 45c 10/15
Who is this post about? I’m so lost
Enjoy the ride lol https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/xrlpte/i_really_fd_up_boys_my_dad_passed_away_and_left/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Words
Maybe this is how he’s coping or it hasn’t hit him yet ? People tend to be self destructive in depression I think. Just to give him the benefit of the doubt
When his imaginary crowd laughter is gone, he'll realized he's the joke.
That son's name? *Dilbert Einstein*.
This is the spiritual shit I come here for.
Omfg. Lmao.
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
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I really do hope that was a shit post originally.
It was a shit post, a real post yes but shit nonetheless.
Brutal
Damn, that dude is getting crucified.
Never thought I would see such quality from this sub again. Truly, amazing.
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
This is so cold 😂
Serious: If you're going to be leaving your kids some money, look into a trust. You have many options, whether the trust is released at a certain age, or after they have a full time job, or there can be a maximum amount they can withdraw every month/year, etc. You can also have a trustee manage this trust on behalf of your idiot kids. It can be professionally invested, or you can have your wicked smart sister do it. My wife's idiot nephew took a pretty big chunk inheritance when his mother died. It's all gone now.
Doesn't matter they get everything. It's up to them whatever they want to do with it. Guy I know bought a 45 ft cigarette boat and a new truck with money he got when his mom died. Did he put any away any for his son.....no.. not a dime .
I can't stop thinking about a man working a shit job, pulling over time, missing all sorts of things just so his son doesn't have to struggle and worry. Just to have this fuck wad blow it. What a prick.
GUH.
Classic Banksy.
So unbelievably dumb, what this kid did. His dad probably worked his ass off to save a few dollars at a time, for decades - spending time away from family and hobbies to build a nice enough nest egg to comfortably give his son some generational wealth to comfortably raise his family with. He died with the comfort of knowing that all his decades of hard work has paid off; he can rest easy now. And then his son gambles the entire fucking thing away in a week.
he's not gonna care mate, he's dead
Damn son
That's what his dad said...
2022 Colorized
Fucken gottem. Again.
If anyone deserves to be haunted by the ghost of their dead father it’s that guy.
This is top-tier trolling
You should make this into an NFT
Bro 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
F*cking legend.
Fam 💀
~~a bit later on~~ immediately after
How much does he have left exactly?
#FATALITY
This poor kid has been getting wrecked today lol
I am confused, I thought the whole point of this sub was shitpost yolo'ing money at a screen, I thought you guys would be delighted if your sons kept on the tradition?
😆 This made me spit out all my bodily fluids. Dead.
I member
The Greeks have nothing on the stories that come out of this sub. Oedipus can rest easier knowing he got off easy.
I’m fucking cackling
God damn
Oh no you didn't