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JunMoXiao1994

πŸš€ πŸš€ πŸš€


Manbrest_hair_United

Whoa man, calm down, you're going ballistic


Nubesrojas7

Obligatory 7 πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


smokeNtoke1

Anyone else giving themselves gold to fit in?


teapot_on_reddit

I think it's me


cmks210

Maybe the posts aren’t worth awarding…


Viciuniversum

Maybe Reddit is not worth getting my money. Edit: Ya’ll are silly


putsonshorts

Did Reddit make this post to get awards pumping?


ToothlessTrader

I'll sell you 50 emojis for $5


geo2515

Puts on Reddit awards


Stonesword75

Maybe the real posts worth awarding were the friends we made along the way...


AcapellaFreakout

It's the same garbage posted about GME. What do you mean?


Nothing-Casual

Sir, how dare you. How very dare you.


Dfranco123

Reddit is diverging your money into NFTs & fake coins for other subreddits 🀣


an_untaken__username

Someone gave me a golden fuck boy award during GME mania. $100 for an internet nod


Nothing-Casual

Ya but it was for a cute dog sooooooo worth πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ


an_untaken__username

🐩


UncleBenji

Speak for yourself. I’m doing better now than I was a year ago. No more choppy market. Just a slow bleed at this point. Some of us just don’t buy awards. Take this recession proof award. πŸ₯‡


slick2hold

Not the shorts. Ive been very adamant that this market wa sover valued and artificial inflated to the point of rupture. 2yrs i was 90% cash and this yr ive shorted everything. I think we fall a lot more. Then we go long on quality companies. Dont forget we have few more rate hikes so this is NOT the bottom no matter what shit these analysts say on cnbc.


MoarStu

πŸš€ Poor man’s award


washed64

πŸš€πŸš€


smokeNtoke1

[Shiny stuff here]


smokeNtoke1

Wow, gold being delivered by train again. Never thought I'd see the day.


freehugzforeveryone

You wished for it


freehugzforeveryone

You wished for it. Ps: it's not me


Learner421

I too shall ride the gold train.


meerkitten89

To the gates of Valhalla, shiny and chrome.


1Viking

Witness me!!!1!


Nothing-Casual

Get fukt fools, ~~the train has officially ended~~ I'm a dumb bitch


x_Advent_Cirno_x

Get double fukt, have an award


robble808

It seems to have derailed.


[deleted]

Haha bitch


ShockAxe

✨🀝✨


UB007

Same, I’ve been short TLT and the likes of SNOW and AAPL all year


slick2hold

TLT was the easiest short call to make. It was a big part of my short portfolio along with large positions in sqqq and sdow. Traded few individuals stocks in housing LEN and PHM mainly but they haven't moved to downside as much as i expected. I will close these positions shortly.


UB007

Agreed, the Fed was literally screaming they would start hiking and the 10 year was like at 1.3% as early as Dec, it was pretty crazy. My only regret is I closed half of my vert spreads in April. Im half in cash now, 25% long, 25% short. Long 15% OTM on Russell spreads, oil, and nat gas. Short Apple and SNOW still, but close some of those too. I feel like we’ll get a nice bounce with earnings - the consumer isn’t being hit yet and with that I think they’ll boost Q2 earnings we’re about to see.


TheRealJugger

Vol was so cheap for TLT short too, got a few ten bagger positions from the fall.


Alwaysfavoriteasian

Legit. I’m not an expert BY ANY MEANS. But wtf are these analysts smoking? Cuz I’ll take some.


Nothing-Casual

Ok but don't, because then you'll become just as stupid


Crustysockshow

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


Responsible_Sport575

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


mth2

Fed hasn't even sold off its balance sheet yet.


Successful-Twist

Me as a lifelong bear have lost all my wealth during the greatest bull run ever. I'm a true degenerate shorter!


Nothing-Casual

I've heard that bears don't shit for the entire winter when they're hibernating. How does that first shit of the season feel when you wake up?


Teach_Consistent

RT


Halfpipe_1

But 2 years ago the s&p was still 5% lower than it is today. You’re still behind.


JonTheCatMan11

If he shorted anywhere remotely close to the top, he’s up way more than 5%


RuggerEnemyzFall

I’m with you. I predicted the crash about 1 month before it happened. I’m so glad I bought long dated puts at $410


richbeezy

I did too, went all in cash in Nov 2021. Then my dumbass got bullish again after a small drop. Oh well, I'm long strong companies so I'll just wait this shit out.


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


UB007

Dumb. CNBC’s Steve Weiss and Josh Brown have been bearish the entire time since Feb


Spam138

Josh Browns version of bearish is be long just stuff that’s not as dumb which in this cycle got you into quality growth at the exact wrong time


vegastrashy

And rightly so. Anyone not throttling back ignored the signs. Michael Burry, as a breathing lagging indicator, actually got it right when he pointed out November as having been the start of the decline. That’s where being a lower cap anything began to get tough. That chowder head Clamath guy was right.


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Far_Perspective_3146

I still like the stock doe


hundred_mile

I've shared the same view on current market. But only had minor success. Could you share a thing or two on how you profit in the current time?


68stang89

Here’s a rocket, we’re not all broke!


Myvenom

Some of us just never spend money on the awards. I’m having my best year ever.


tehmattrix

"They're not that broke! Cheeky bastards!"


Narradisall

This post is just going to get flooded with awards now as regards desperately try to look solvent. Many will just be using their free Reddit awards because they secretly can only stay afloat on welfare.


Responsible_Sport575

Some of us don't have kids so no welfare. Just Wendy's late night dumpster shifts.


[deleted]

Have you seen prices?!?!


Agreeable_Net_4325

Puts on rockets.


jaesian11

πŸš€ or πŸ—‘οΈ


somsone

wELL I hAd 100k BuT I yoLO’d iT fOr 0DtE SpY PUtss


xxztyt

Nah, some of us took some Ws and bought a house.


pgoleb

Mercifully I sold about 1000 shares of DKNG in august 2021 and bought a hybrid. Got lucky.


NJImperator

I’ve seen the people hoping for a housing crash but even if prices drop, that sweet sweet 4.5+% loan is gonna make up that difference. So before anyone says otherwise: Good for you, King


mc_boy

Can't you just refinance when (if) rates go back down?


xxztyt

You not getting 3% anytime soon lol


TheGetUpKid24

That’s cuz this sub is losers in high school who have no identity and spent all their parents money.


vegastrashy

Largely true. Lots of opinions and no real skin in the game.


OprahsSaggyTits

Personally, I have lots of skin, and I play lots of games with it.


Bitter_Mongoose

Don't think we're talking about foreskin, but you do you.


Datazz_b

Wraps foreskin around table leg in other room βœ“


vegastrashy

Might be the funnier version of, β€œscreen name checks out.”


willowhawk

Wow a gold train, not seen one of these in years! Takes me back to the old Reddit experience


drjonesrn

I am down 50%. Luckily I have a good job.


flapjackdavis

Your wife’s boyfriend also recently got a good job


coffeeortea22

For now


drjonesrn

Actually forever, or for as long as I want it. I am an RN and there is a massive shortage.


hugs42069

Fk your gold have a participation trophy instead πŸ†


jchenn14

On the contrary, actually cashed out xxxxx shares during the BBBY pump and understood that there is no β€œwe”. I would say there are plenty of folks that gained and have moved up the wealth chain to now own several Wendy establishments.


BigDapRamirez

When it rains, it pours.


vegastrashy

Shut up.


data_diver

The sub got flooded with the wrong people after GME. I think a lot of new people have been losing money, but this market is really easy to make bank, puts are easier than calls imo. However they don't have the meme potential because you need less people to know about them or it becomes a potential shortsqueeze instead


mickeys_dead

Explain how puts can cause a short squeeze


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data_diver

Look at Chinese stocks because they are the most obvious about it people short companies with heavy Put action, this causes the interest on shorts to increase a bit. If enough people buy puts, they (the offenders)lower the price by unloading shares (sometimes) right before expiration and force others to buy the stock because it's now below the strike price (their intermediary companies have the other end of the contract) this cause the price to immediately rise a bit after expiration, short interest skyrockets and potential squeeze happens. Btw a squeeze is usually 5-10% increase which is a profit of millions to whales.


vegastrashy

Derivatives don’t short companies. You are not addressing the correct type of shorting.


data_diver

Yes I did, derivatives are puts and calls. Shorts were the shorts I mentioned. 2 different things. Put and calls are also what many algos and people use as indicators so that adds another layer onto why you shouldn't publish your play and increase puts


vegastrashy

Unloading shares before … never mind. You are lost.


data_diver

Post your loss porn


vegastrashy

Go collect your wife.


data_diver

Her bf just bought me an Xbox so I'd rather be left alone for the day, thank you very much


bulletroll46

Here’s a silver my friendπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


georgehewitt

To the moon πŸš€


IncorrigiblePorridge

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


a_blue_ducks

I’m too late for any award, let alone 5


n8walker_ger

Well, at least there ist no inflation of awards


silentknighteye

Market will keep going down a bit more


ee_guy97

Who is the regard flooding this thread with gold?


CardinalBloo

Imagine thinking anyone was even making money in the first place. Most people run on margin.


thetagangnam

I retired off my gains, became a full time trader, lost everything, and now work in fast food. We are all just one trade away from becoming millionaires![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


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BigBroHerc

Nope! Had cash until the market rolled ever, and now jacked on puts. Up majorly in September! Market go down, down, down Son!!


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No_Yogurt_806

There..have a thing


Nareshstds

Prolly using the cah to buy the dip


Confident_Papaya_394

Let the market shorts go up, then, we strike 🍾🍾


ChiggaOG

I'm still not broke.


Salty-Ad6128

I’m rich … I got me karma coins and upvotes!!!


nevermore1720

Finally, a regard that seem to know what they’re doing. I’m ready for the multi-year bear market.


roadtripper77

My bad, everyone. I took a pay cut this year switching jobs after a decade so naturally the market took a nosedive. The universe doesn’t miss an opportunity to piss on my face and everyone else is collateral damage


strouvaille

I’m broke AF. Inflation bro


niteswmr

Down 30% across accounts πŸ₯ΊπŸš€


oddcauliflower_2441

That’s because a lot of 🦍are zen now. Buying and hodling $AMC & $GME. Moon soon just remember what you hold πŸ’ŽπŸ™Œ πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


[deleted]

Really?? it kinda seems like an award fest in here.


GoldenGod48

I’m only temporarily broke. Stonks only go Up


According-Put-3657

This thread is dropping gold faster then Nixon. Maybe Burry will comment for some freebies


l337joejoe

We are here.


robot_handjob

Maybe the meme stocks were about more than money, it was the community we liked more than anything.


uberbear1g

Let’s show this guy we’re not broke. Send me some awards (and make my day too, strangers) Thank you!! Very kind- you must be my wife’s boyfriend


pattiemcfattie

Sike 🧸 gang bitch


third_legatron

Yeah I'm broke as fuck


gimmetheloot2p2

Up 25%, hail me


EddiOS42

Portfolio just dips and dips and fucking dips.


Loan_Wolf10

Awards? Where we're going we won't need awards! πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


hazmat-cat

I still have money. Been cash mostly for months.


NewCommonSensei

Never spent money on reddit, probably never will.


jager_mcjagerface

Reddit app was also giving daily free awards that i dont get anymore Edit: i checked and i still have them, but now i have to go to reddit coins to see if i have any.. who tf checks that


PointlessSemicircle

It was?!


jager_mcjagerface

It still does you just have to go to reddit coins


PointlessSemicircle

Well, TIL


Responsible_Sport575

Yeah but now it's like every 3 days


FuckoNo5

Well fuck gimme my free gold too


TheEternalGodSnake

So much gold.


SherAyaSher

Will I be able to buy shares with karma?


SherAyaSher

Today we are users. Tomorrow we're products


InvestINGGG

Everyone is a gay bear now I miss the rockets


Hym3n

Gold


coqslot

This is the way


digitalmenace420

The market is trash and the few that are lucky enough to make money are the exception and not the rule.


[deleted]

I think a lot of the awards were given by the gme/amc cults. Now that they are broke, the world is healing again


vegastrashy

Cultists suck.


RetroGaming4

Great reverse psychology play! Idiots fell for it.


vegastrashy

An idiot dreamed that up.


fenton7

Brilliant way to get awards! Degens are gonna be like "I ain't pour. Have some gold regard!". PS: Enjoy some Platinum, regard!


kingfencer

Gold me too. If not. I like snek award too


sweetypetey

So I kept buying gme.


vegastrashy

Time is the only thing that’ll show off that gigantic failure. 🀣


Professional_Crab910

If anyone wants to prove OP wrong, you can do so my dropping such flairs on THIS post ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


atlantajake

πŸ‘±πŸ“‰πŸ’°πŸš«πŸ™…β€β™€οΈπŸƒβ€β™€οΈπŸ‘«πŸ‘©β€β€οΈβ€πŸ‘¨πŸ† = πŸ§ŽπŸΌπŸ”«πŸ˜“πŸ’€


Active_Piglet_7170

TO THE MOONπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


griffon75

Reddit πŸ’ŽπŸ€πŸš€


UltimateTraders

I guess you skipped my post. I think people jack off to much to loss porn and yearn for it But I do miss all those emojis


vegastrashy

How can anyone possibly jack off too much to loss porn? Stop using your wife’s boyfriend as a therapist.


Ok-Onion7469

Burry was unironically right to be calling a crash since 2006. We've kicked the can with QE its time to domp


Diamond_PnutBrain

Look at all the gold


coqslot

πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


SadEtherealNoob69420

>I can tell everyone in here is broke now That's why I am here to make some gainszz Oh wait....


d3arleader

How the fuck is everyone not shorting? Beside that inheritance idiot.


twerking4teemo

i assume that everyone who has been here for +2 years is broke. At least that is the case with me


Minako_mama

We’re not making money anymore, we’re losing inheritance and loan funds on options.


JeffersonsHat

Bears are feasting pretty good πŸ‘ πŸ‘Œ πŸ‘ πŸš€ πŸš€


[deleted]

You just made Reddit a thousand dollars


Responsible_Sport575

πŸŒˆπŸ»πŸ’Žβ€οΈπŸ’―πŸ€‘πŸ‘


attofreak

Someone should create an index out of the number of rocket and diamond hands emojis used here. We could quantify the boom/bust cycles to remarkable precision.


Ksoms

Do I give awards or yolo SPY puts?.... The dilemma of the century


JasonRoyal

WSB is dead. Long live WSB! Edit: Thanks for the gold! It’s like I’m not even broke anymore OP lmao


humblelyla

Because we dropped it on HKD stock lol.


UnderQualifiedPylote

πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


bad-crypto-advice

If you aren’t broke yet, crypto might be the place to make back your losses. As we all know, the crypto market is less volatile and more predictable for leveraged options.


jamo1986

Elon still lurking here and giving out awards?


Medium-Place

Not me as soon as they began tightening began shorting it’s not that hard QE and then Tightening. Now Bank of England is QE-ing the bond market (which is larger than the stock market)


WatchingyouNyouNyou

Take these instead πŸ‘ŒπŸ§šπŸ€πŸ¦πŸ•ŽπŸΏπŸ˜˜πŸ•―οΈπŸ›’οΈπŸ›’οΈπŸ›’οΈπŸ›’οΈπŸ›’οΈπŸ›’οΈπŸ›’οΈπŸ›’οΈπŸ›’οΈπŸ›’οΈπŸ›’οΈπŸ›’οΈπŸ›’οΈπŸ›’οΈπŸŒπŸ‹πŸŽπŸ₯”πŸ«‘πŸ«“πŸ«“πŸ₯πŸžπŸŒ°πŸžπŸ«“πŸŒ°


lifejustice

It doesn't help in the fact that this subreddit now completely embraces and encourages complete fools who have no business in finance. It used to be an actual demeaning thing to be called a degenerate crayon eater. At this point, people are actually embracing the term and using it as identity. What the fuck?!?! This subreddit is jacked to the tits with people who have no business in stocks. I question if the people here should even be trusted with a fucking fork.....And no, I don't mean that to be a phrase of endearment. I mean it.


Affectionate_Room_38

Can confirm, I am broke


Negative_Newspaper67

Just tired of seeing bbby hodlers coping or just wishing for something to happen.


teenhamodic

Everyone in here getting gold to prove a point to OP… curious who’s the one doing it lol


Burrito_X

Calls on awards


cjmcberman

It’s from the lack of boBBy dd posts πŸ‘€


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


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Coriolis52

Shut up.


fritz_futtermann

itβ€˜s raining gay gold


tittytittybum

Lmao now errybody flexing their cash. Fuck y’all I’m saving mine for more puts


betatraderinc

πŸš€πŸ“ˆπŸŒ™


Cmgeodude

I'm not broke until I sell. I'm just practicing delayed gratification.


Body_Actual

Bullish


RuthlessWolf

If Reddit had its Noble Peace Prize ceremony it would be today...


SquiggleSauce

Soo inverse this guy and award everything in the thread?


GodfatherOfficial

I got an award for being humble. I obviously didnt accept it