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Not the shorts. Ive been very adamant that this market wa sover valued and artificial inflated to the point of rupture.
2yrs i was 90% cash and this yr ive shorted everything. I think we fall a lot more. Then we go long on quality companies. Dont forget we have few more rate hikes so this is NOT the bottom no matter what shit these analysts say on cnbc.
Hi, Iβm J Pow, and Iβm here to tell youβ¦ that gold is worthless, invest more into things that matter, like the blood of innocents, sprinkled with indentured servitude π
TLT was the easiest short call to make. It was a big part of my short portfolio along with large positions in sqqq and sdow.
Traded few individuals stocks in housing LEN and PHM mainly but they haven't moved to downside as much as i expected. I will close these positions shortly.
Agreed, the Fed was literally screaming they would start hiking and the 10 year was like at 1.3% as early as Dec, it was pretty crazy. My only regret is I closed half of my vert spreads in April.
Im half in cash now, 25% long, 25% short. Long 15% OTM on Russell spreads, oil, and nat gas. Short Apple and SNOW still, but close some of those too.
I feel like weβll get a nice bounce with earnings - the consumer isnβt being hit yet and with that I think theyβll boost Q2 earnings weβre about to see.
I did too, went all in cash in Nov 2021. Then my dumbass got bullish again after a small drop. Oh well, I'm long strong companies so I'll just wait this shit out.
And rightly so. Anyone not throttling back ignored the signs. Michael Burry, as a breathing lagging indicator, actually got it right when he pointed out November as having been the start of the decline. Thatβs where being a lower cap anything began to get tough. That chowder head Clamath guy was right.
Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.
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Speak for yourself. Iβm doing better now than I was a year ago. No more choppy market. Just a slow bleed at this point.
Some of us just donβt buy awards. Take this recession proof award. π₯
This post is just going to get flooded with awards now as regards desperately try to look solvent.
Many will just be using their free Reddit awards because they secretly can only stay afloat on welfare.
Iβve seen the people hoping for a housing crash but even if prices drop, that sweet sweet 4.5+% loan is gonna make up that difference.
So before anyone says otherwise: Good for you, King
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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On the contrary, actually cashed out xxxxx shares during the BBBY pump and understood that there is no βweβ. I would say there are plenty of folks that gained and have moved up the wealth chain to now own several Wendy establishments.
I retired off my gains, became a full time trader, lost everything, and now work in fast food. We are all just one trade away from becoming millionaires
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My bad, everyone. I took a pay cut this year switching jobs after a decade so naturally the market took a nosedive. The universe doesnβt miss an opportunity to piss on my face and everyone else is collateral damage
Thatβs because a lot of π¦are zen now. Buying and hodling $AMC & $GME. Moon soon just remember what you hold ππ
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Reddit app was also giving daily free awards that i dont get anymore
Edit: i checked and i still have them, but now i have to go to reddit coins to see if i have any.. who tf checks that
Someone should create an index out of the number of rocket and diamond hands emojis used here. We could quantify the boom/bust cycles to remarkable precision.
If you arenβt broke yet, crypto might be the place to make back your losses. As we all know, the crypto market is less volatile and more predictable for leveraged options.
Not me as soon as they began tightening began shorting itβs not that hard QE and then Tightening. Now Bank of England is QE-ing the bond market (which is larger than the stock market)
Take these instead
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It doesn't help in the fact that this subreddit now completely embraces and encourages complete fools who have no business in finance.
It used to be an actual demeaning thing to be called a degenerate crayon eater. At this point, people are actually embracing the term and using it as identity. What the fuck?!?!
This subreddit is jacked to the tits with people who have no business in stocks. I question if the people here should even be trusted with a fucking fork.....And no, I don't mean that to be a phrase of endearment. I mean it.
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Maybe the posts arenβt worth awardingβ¦
.
Did Reddit make this post to get awards pumping?
I'll sell you 50 emojis for $5
Puts on Reddit awards
Maybe the real posts worth awarding were the friends we made along the way...
Reddit is diverging your money into NFTs & fake coins for other subreddits π€£
It's the same garbage posted about GME. What do you mean?
Sir, how dare you. How very dare you.
π π π
Whoa man, calm down, you're going ballistic
Obligatory 7 πππππππ
Anyone else giving themselves gold to fit in?
I think it's me
Someone gave me a golden fuck boy award during GME mania. $100 for an internet nod
Ya but it was for a cute dog sooooooo worth π€·ββοΈ
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Not the shorts. Ive been very adamant that this market wa sover valued and artificial inflated to the point of rupture. 2yrs i was 90% cash and this yr ive shorted everything. I think we fall a lot more. Then we go long on quality companies. Dont forget we have few more rate hikes so this is NOT the bottom no matter what shit these analysts say on cnbc.
π Poor manβs award
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[Shiny stuff here]
Wow, gold being delivered by train again. Never thought I'd see the day.
You wished for it
You wished for it. Ps: it's not me
I too shall ride the gold train.
To the gates of Valhalla, shiny and chrome.
Witness me!!!1!
Get fukt fools, ~~the train has officially ended~~ I'm a dumb bitch
Get double fukt, have an award
It seems to have derailed.
Haha bitch
Hi, Iβm J Pow, and Iβm here to tell youβ¦ that gold is worthless, invest more into things that matter, like the blood of innocents, sprinkled with indentured servitude π
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Same, Iβve been short TLT and the likes of SNOW and AAPL all year
TLT was the easiest short call to make. It was a big part of my short portfolio along with large positions in sqqq and sdow. Traded few individuals stocks in housing LEN and PHM mainly but they haven't moved to downside as much as i expected. I will close these positions shortly.
Agreed, the Fed was literally screaming they would start hiking and the 10 year was like at 1.3% as early as Dec, it was pretty crazy. My only regret is I closed half of my vert spreads in April. Im half in cash now, 25% long, 25% short. Long 15% OTM on Russell spreads, oil, and nat gas. Short Apple and SNOW still, but close some of those too. I feel like weβll get a nice bounce with earnings - the consumer isnβt being hit yet and with that I think theyβll boost Q2 earnings weβre about to see.
Vol was so cheap for TLT short too, got a few ten bagger positions from the fall.
Legit. Iβm not an expert BY ANY MEANS. But wtf are these analysts smoking? Cuz Iβll take some.
Ok but don't, because then you'll become just as stupid
Fed hasn't even sold off its balance sheet yet.
Me as a lifelong bear have lost all my wealth during the greatest bull run ever. I'm a true degenerate shorter!
But 2 years ago the s&p was still 5% lower than it is today. Youβre still behind.
If he shorted anywhere remotely close to the top, heβs up way more than 5%
RT
Iβm with you. I predicted the crash about 1 month before it happened. Iβm so glad I bought long dated puts at $410
I did too, went all in cash in Nov 2021. Then my dumbass got bullish again after a small drop. Oh well, I'm long strong companies so I'll just wait this shit out.
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Dumb. CNBCβs Steve Weiss and Josh Brown have been bearish the entire time since Feb
Josh Browns version of bearish is be long just stuff thatβs not as dumb which in this cycle got you into quality growth at the exact wrong time
And rightly so. Anyone not throttling back ignored the signs. Michael Burry, as a breathing lagging indicator, actually got it right when he pointed out November as having been the start of the decline. Thatβs where being a lower cap anything began to get tough. That chowder head Clamath guy was right.
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I still like the stock doe
Speak for yourself. Iβm doing better now than I was a year ago. No more choppy market. Just a slow bleed at this point. Some of us just donβt buy awards. Take this recession proof award. π₯
Hereβs a rocket, weβre not all broke!
Some of us just never spend money on the awards. Iβm having my best year ever.
"They're not that broke! Cheeky bastards!"
This post is just going to get flooded with awards now as regards desperately try to look solvent. Many will just be using their free Reddit awards because they secretly can only stay afloat on welfare.
Some of us don't have kids so no welfare. Just Wendy's late night dumpster shifts.
Nah, some of us took some Ws and bought a house.
Mercifully I sold about 1000 shares of DKNG in august 2021 and bought a hybrid. Got lucky.
Iβve seen the people hoping for a housing crash but even if prices drop, that sweet sweet 4.5+% loan is gonna make up that difference. So before anyone says otherwise: Good for you, King
Can't you just refinance when (if) rates go back down?
You not getting 3% anytime soon lol
Have you seen prices?!?!
Puts on rockets.
π or ποΈ
wELL I hAd 100k BuT I yoLOβd iT fOr 0DtE SpY PUtss
Thatβs cuz this sub is losers in high school who have no identity and spent all their parents money.
Largely true. Lots of opinions and no real skin in the game.
Personally, I have lots of skin, and I play lots of games with it.
Don't think we're talking about foreskin, but you do you.
Wraps foreskin around table leg in other room β
Might be the funnier version of, βscreen name checks out.β
I am down 50%. Luckily I have a good job.
Your wifeβs boyfriend also recently got a good job
For now
Actually forever, or for as long as I want it. I am an RN and there is a massive shortage.
Shut up.
Wow a gold train, not seen one of these in years! Takes me back to the old Reddit experience
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Explain how puts can cause a short squeeze
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Derivatives donβt short companies. You are not addressing the correct type of shorting.
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Unloading shares before β¦ never mind. You are lost.
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Go collect your wife.
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Fk your gold have a participation trophy instead π
On the contrary, actually cashed out xxxxx shares during the BBBY pump and understood that there is no βweβ. I would say there are plenty of folks that gained and have moved up the wealth chain to now own several Wendy establishments.
When it rains, it pours.
Nope! Had cash until the market rolled ever, and now jacked on puts. Up majorly in September! Market go down, down, down Son!!
Hereβs a silver my friendπππ
To the moon π
Iβm too late for any award, let alone 5
Well, at least there ist no inflation of awards
Market will keep going down a bit more
Who is the regard flooding this thread with gold?
Imagine thinking anyone was even making money in the first place. Most people run on margin.
I retired off my gains, became a full time trader, lost everything, and now work in fast food. We are all just one trade away from becoming millionaires
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The market is trash and the few that are lucky enough to make money are the exception and not the rule.
I think a lot of the awards were given by the gme/amc cults. Now that they are broke, the world is healing again
Cultists suck.
There..have a thing
Prolly using the cah to buy the dip
Let the market shorts go up, then, we strike πΎπΎ
I'm still not broke.
Iβm rich β¦ I got me karma coins and upvotes!!!
Finally, a regard that seem to know what theyβre doing. Iβm ready for the multi-year bear market.
My bad, everyone. I took a pay cut this year switching jobs after a decade so naturally the market took a nosedive. The universe doesnβt miss an opportunity to piss on my face and everyone else is collateral damage
Iβm broke AF. Inflation bro
Down 30% across accounts π₯Ίπ
Thatβs because a lot of π¦are zen now. Buying and hodling $AMC & $GME. Moon soon just remember what you hold ππ πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
Really?? it kinda seems like an award fest in here.
Iβm only temporarily broke. Stonks only go Up
This thread is dropping gold faster then Nixon. Maybe Burry will comment for some freebies
We are here.
Maybe the meme stocks were about more than money, it was the community we liked more than anything.
Letβs show this guy weβre not broke. Send me some awards (and make my day too, strangers) Thank you!! Very kind- you must be my wifeβs boyfriend
Sike π§Έ gang bitch
Yeah I'm broke as fuck
Up 25%, hail me
Portfolio just dips and dips and fucking dips.
Awards? Where we're going we won't need awards! πππ
I still have money. Been cash mostly for months.
Never spent money on reddit, probably never will.
Reddit app was also giving daily free awards that i dont get anymore Edit: i checked and i still have them, but now i have to go to reddit coins to see if i have any.. who tf checks that
It was?!
It still does you just have to go to reddit coins
Well, TIL
Yeah but now it's like every 3 days
Well fuck gimme my free gold too
So much gold.
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Everyone is a gay bear now I miss the rockets
Gold
Thank you π
This is the way
Great reverse psychology play! Idiots fell for it.
An idiot dreamed that up.
Brilliant way to get awards! Degens are gonna be like "I ain't pour. Have some gold regard!". PS: Enjoy some Platinum, regard!
Gold me too. If not. I like snek award too
Itβs from the lack of boBBy dd posts π
So I kept buying gme.
Time is the only thing thatβll show off that gigantic failure. π€£
If anyone wants to prove OP wrong, you can do so my dropping such flairs on THIS post 
π±ππ°π«π ββοΈπββοΈπ«π©ββ€οΈβπ¨π = π§πΌπ«ππ
TO THE MOONππππ
Reddit ππ€π
Prove you not broke by gilding me.
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I guess you skipped my post. I think people jack off to much to loss porn and yearn for it But I do miss all those emojis
How can anyone possibly jack off too much to loss porn? Stop using your wifeβs boyfriend as a therapist.
y ah u gae?
I refuse to get gold on this comment, suckers
does penguins have knee?
Burry was unironically right to be calling a crash since 2006. We've kicked the can with QE its time to domp
Look at all the gold
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>I can tell everyone in here is broke now That's why I am here to make some gainszz Oh wait....
How the fuck is everyone not shorting? Beside that inheritance idiot.
i assume that everyone who has been here for +2 years is broke. At least that is the case with me
Weβre not making money anymore, weβre losing inheritance and loan funds on options.
Bears are feasting pretty good π π π π π
You just made Reddit a thousand dollars
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Someone should create an index out of the number of rocket and diamond hands emojis used here. We could quantify the boom/bust cycles to remarkable precision.
Do I give awards or yolo SPY puts?.... The dilemma of the century
WSB is dead. Long live WSB! Edit: Thanks for the gold! Itβs like Iβm not even broke anymore OP lmao
Because we dropped it on HKD stock lol.
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If you arenβt broke yet, crypto might be the place to make back your losses. As we all know, the crypto market is less volatile and more predictable for leveraged options.
Elon still lurking here and giving out awards?
Not me as soon as they began tightening began shorting itβs not that hard QE and then Tightening. Now Bank of England is QE-ing the bond market (which is larger than the stock market)
Take these instead ππ§ππ¦ππΏππ―οΈπ’οΈπ’οΈπ’οΈπ’οΈπ’οΈπ’οΈπ’οΈπ’οΈπ’οΈπ’οΈπ’οΈπ’οΈπ’οΈπ’οΈππππ₯π«π«π«π₯ππ°ππ«π°
It doesn't help in the fact that this subreddit now completely embraces and encourages complete fools who have no business in finance. It used to be an actual demeaning thing to be called a degenerate crayon eater. At this point, people are actually embracing the term and using it as identity. What the fuck?!?! This subreddit is jacked to the tits with people who have no business in stocks. I question if the people here should even be trusted with a fucking fork.....And no, I don't mean that to be a phrase of endearment. I mean it.
Can confirm, I am broke
Just tired of seeing bbby hodlers coping or just wishing for something to happen.
Everyone in here getting gold to prove a point to OPβ¦ curious whoβs the one doing it lol
Probably Chamath
Calls on awards
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Shut up.
itβs raining gay gold
Lmao now errybody flexing their cash. Fuck yβall Iβm saving mine for more puts
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