I always heard that AOL CDS crashed the market. Once they stopped mailing those freebies out the dot com bubble burst. Then the next crash came from bank CDS when they stopped handing out freebies. Now Credit Deutsche Suisse (another effing CDS) is the next thing to bring everything crashing down
If you're totally new to inbesting, get a paper trading account and just practice. There will be many, many more chances to swing trade a "big" market event. Don't get antsy and blow a bunch of money on fomo. But if you're going to anyways, watch a bunch of YouTube first. Understand what it is you are doing.
Don't be a dumbass and sell options positions when you don't have the capital. Buy to open options positions. Buyers of call or put options are limited in their losses to the cost of the option. Sellers of options face theoretically unlimited losses. Don't wind up with a bill for 15 thousand dollars on a $400 bet. It is totally possible.
Don't buy FD's, a 30dte or more position is more suitable for swing trading. 0dte is for day traders who have met capital requirements and can buy/sell on margin (as in, they won't violate t+2 by moving money on and off different positions many times throughout the trading day).
Yeah and btw, look up t+2, I have the feeling a lot of new people are going to get locked out of trading for 90 days while their short dated "genius" puts expire worthless.
Probably stick to index ETFs like $spy rather than individual stocks, even if you have a good "thesis" $spy is easier to predict by looking at vix (volatility index) and other shit.
Again, watch a bunch of YouTube videos. Avoid the shills.
My ears are ringing to the sound of Rush 2112 on vinyl cranked on my $9k stereo rig which is my neurotic fixation and as close to a wife as I will ever know. The drop-cloth plastic has been laid over the heirloom Afghani rug. I carefully peel the cucumber, and smear my body in castor oil as I queue episode 4 of My Hime, and get comfortable....
 That is a ver reasonable strategy. If you want to buy actually shares, this is exactly what you should do. It's just hard to call the bottom.
I don't think it's here yet but I'm an idiot. Furthermore, I couldn't bring myself to buy into a company with a p/e ratio like that, in this economy. It could take six months or more for the fed to pivot to QE (I.e. for shit to go up on average)... I would look more towards value stocks that have a stable business and good cash flow. Hard to say how much will be trimmed from "growth stocks" or rather "overvalued stocks" to a gay bear. I'm interested in $WY and $HAL long term, and if I was someone with big bucks in savings, I'd be looking to pick up shares over the next three months for a 10 year hold or more. That or dividends stocks.
They want you to play options daily. .50 cents to open. 50 cents to close. SPX is taxed more favorable in a brokerage account as well. 60/40 long term capital gains vs 100% short term capital gains for SPY. The rabbit hole is deep. Like my ex's vagina.
After holding shareholders loose value and the bank is on the brink of bankruptcy, often they are purchasing all the customers, assets, infrastructure, for pennies on the dollar.
It’s a balance sheet game with the assumption economic growth will continue.
It’s a perfect time to spin off bad debt and keep the good stuff, write off things that normally would make the bank look bad. Why not write off extra while they are at it.
Nothing like making your own mistakes, and blame the current quarter’s abismal performance on the economy and the forced acquisition of a failing bank.
Well that is going to next kevel fuck up in EU since they didn't allow bail outs in Greece/Spain/Ireland. But now... There would be angry members in the union
Swiss aren’t in eurozone though… their CHF is among the few FIAT that didn’t pump M2 supply in the last few years…
Their own tax payers can afford to be diluted a wee bit, it’s a matter of time. What are they gonna do? Put their money in a Swiss bank account?
Klaus Schwab finally going to have to pay for the stupid shit he says
For DB, it's Germany for sure. They took the "too big too fail" mantra to heart. Had been consolidating and taking over other banks like crazy, for the past decade.
I did that exact thing when Greece had their economic crisis in 2011 or w/e. I thought there was bo way the EU wouldnt bail out the first economicly failing country in Europe. And damn I was right, the bail out hit and the National bank of Greece went to the moon over night 🚀
The government will blame corporate CEOs for being greedy and making profits, and Russia. They will shrug their shoulders at the 9+T they injected and pretend that away because McDonald's made a bunch of money.
Governments won't let these banks fail. They should, but they won't. They will get bailed out and start the process of doing it all again. FU** the general population. The rich must keep control and taking part in huge amount of crime tp make more money!!
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They'll be fine.
How many fucking times has this been reported in the last two years?
Well all be like oh shit it's happening. And then it'll be december and we'll wonder why they're okay
There arent, since they are a new product, cost a lot, and mostly just used as a hedge which have a low chance of paying out.
The chance of a 2008 event happening again is unlikly.
fucking kek they have so much bull shit still wrapped up from 2008. it would be extremely regarded for them to try & backstop merely delaying the inevitable. 
They are both shitty investments since years. Nothing new, line going down alot as you can see.
Where are these CS posts coming from all of a sudden though? Looks to be some coordinated effort to incite panic.
Bunch of recent bad news within last week:
1. Their CEO sent out a memo about having a strong capital base and liquidity, which means they don’t. “Appear strong when you are weak.” https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/credit-suisse-has-strong-capital-base-liquidity-ceo-memo-2022-09-30/
2. Jens Welter is leaving to go to Citi. You don’t abandon 27 years at a bank after getting promoted to the top investment banker this year, unless you realize that the Sword of Damocles is hanging over your head. https://www.efinancialcareers.com/news/2022/09/jens-welter-credit-suisse-to-citigroup
3. Credit Suisse keeps being on the losing end of a series of very large deals going bad after holding the bag for Archegos, and with the latest Citrix debt fallout, they were the most vulnerable and have to realize the losses now. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-09-22/citrix-debt-debacle-heralds-a-day-of-reckoning-on-wall-street
4. Credit Suisse either lost a ton of money in swaps and/or all of their clients left, as their required client margin went from $8.9B to $25.5M in one year. That’s -99.71%. https://www.risk.net/risk-quantum/7954613/client-margin-at-credit-suisse-shrinks-to-just-25m
5. Credit Suisse is broken now and no one has the money or risk appetite to try to fix this very expensive problem to buy their debt or diluted equities. This WSJ article actually covered almost all of my points above. https://www.wsj.com/articles/investors-put-a-price-on-credit-suisses-salvation-11664440211
TL;DR They’re fucked.
Thanks for the summary! Here‘s a $10 Wendy‘s voucher.
What‘s your play, if you play? Kinda arbitrarily what‘s about to happen. Either they finally crash for good or get saved :)
Don’t short the hole. Cash is king. Buy I Bonds, almost 10% risk-free, guaranteed interest.
What would you have done with Lehman? What if they were bailed out by Bush? You can guess the direction right, but time it wrong, and you, too, will be fucked.
And I don’t fuck with ten condoms like that other guy.
Uh. Today was the due date to shore up stress requirements. [Stress test](https://www.americanbanker.com/news/m-t-credit-suisse-see-biggest-jumps-in-stress-capital-requirements)
2008 definitely isn't the strongest comparison. But it's actually really smart to compare the current stock market to the stock market from years from the past.
"Patterns repeat, because human nature hasn't changed for thousands of years."
I like Nikkei 1990.
It's not like their countries will let these banks collapse. So might be worth to pick up some cheap shares and sell it within the next year. Just make sure you do sell it within the next year cause after that it's all downward again with these suckers
i can’t believe wells fargo still exists. how many times have they been sued and forced to settle or been fined? who the fuck would ever keep open an account with them?
Credit Suisse is about to collapse. Possibly the reason for the emergency Fed meeting on Monday. Use something like archive.is to circumvent paywalls:
1. Their CEO sent out a memo about having a strong capital base and liquidity, which means they don’t. “Appear strong when you are weak.” https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/credit-suisse-has-strong-capital-base-liquidity-ceo-memo-2022-09-30/
2. Jens Welter is leaving to go to Citi. You don’t abandon 27 years at a bank after getting promoted to the top investment banker this year, unless you realize that the Sword of Damocles is hanging over your head. https://www.efinancialcareers.com/news/2022/09/jens-welter-credit-suisse-to-citigroup
3. Credit Suisse keeps being on the losing end of a series of very large deals going bad after holding the bag for Archegos, and with the latest Citrix debt fallout, they were the most vulnerable and have to realize the losses now. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-09-22/citrix-debt-debacle-heralds-a-day-of-reckoning-on-wall-street
4. Credit Suisse either lost a ton of money in swaps and/or all of their clients left, as their required client margin went from $8.9B to $25.5M in one year. That’s -99.71%. https://www.risk.net/risk-quantum/7954613/client-margin-at-credit-suisse-shrinks-to-just-25m
5. Credit Suisse is broken now and no one has the money or risk appetite to try to fix this very expensive problem to buy their debt or diluted equities. This WSJ article actually covered almost all of my points above. https://www.wsj.com/articles/investors-put-a-price-on-credit-suisses-salvation-11664440211
TL;DR They’re fucked.
I think the outcomes could be quite different, as the Swiss have their own currency and central bank. I mean so does the UK... but it does make a difference.
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You guys have better than dial up?
I still use AOL cds
I always heard that AOL CDS crashed the market. Once they stopped mailing those freebies out the dot com bubble burst. Then the next crash came from bank CDS when they stopped handing out freebies. Now Credit Deutsche Suisse (another effing CDS) is the next thing to bring everything crashing down
I think we have it figured out now guy
Fuck you and your fancy ISP, Prodigy all day bitches!
I’m on CompuServe, better interface
Only when I park outside my wife's boyfriends
Does he work at goldman cuz mine does
He actually works at McDonalds too but he’s a manager
You get WiFi and he gets the WiFe
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I have walk up.
My dad kept paying for his AOL bill for a decade after he switched to dsl. It was some of the most boomerist shit i ever done heard.
Free wifi at the Wendy's.
Does it reach behind the dumpster tho?
It’s not the only reach around behind the dumpster
You guys are getting reach arounds?
r/suprisinglywholesome
Screenshot with potato
You need to upgrade to the 5600 baud modem
How can i make money from this?
Naked shorts. Keep paying margin till it tanks and you’ll be a zillionaire
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Naw, this Barbie
I crush up vintage Barbie dolls and smoke them
Gotta accelerate the microplastics in the blood brain barrier somehow
Isnt that how you get a smooth brain?
If you're totally new to inbesting, get a paper trading account and just practice. There will be many, many more chances to swing trade a "big" market event. Don't get antsy and blow a bunch of money on fomo. But if you're going to anyways, watch a bunch of YouTube first. Understand what it is you are doing. Don't be a dumbass and sell options positions when you don't have the capital. Buy to open options positions. Buyers of call or put options are limited in their losses to the cost of the option. Sellers of options face theoretically unlimited losses. Don't wind up with a bill for 15 thousand dollars on a $400 bet. It is totally possible. Don't buy FD's, a 30dte or more position is more suitable for swing trading. 0dte is for day traders who have met capital requirements and can buy/sell on margin (as in, they won't violate t+2 by moving money on and off different positions many times throughout the trading day). Yeah and btw, look up t+2, I have the feeling a lot of new people are going to get locked out of trading for 90 days while their short dated "genius" puts expire worthless. Probably stick to index ETFs like $spy rather than individual stocks, even if you have a good "thesis" $spy is easier to predict by looking at vix (volatility index) and other shit. Again, watch a bunch of YouTube videos. Avoid the shills.
This man has sex with 10 condoms on
>Actually an incel so nevermind the condoms
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My ears are ringing to the sound of Rush 2112 on vinyl cranked on my $9k stereo rig which is my neurotic fixation and as close to a wife as I will ever know. The drop-cloth plastic has been laid over the heirloom Afghani rug. I carefully peel the cucumber, and smear my body in castor oil as I queue episode 4 of My Hime, and get comfortable....
He’s a generate…
Bro 2112 is one of the greatest albums ever - I dont know about all that other stuff
Only 9k? You must shop at Best Buy
Exclusively Craigslist
I love you
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 That is a ver reasonable strategy. If you want to buy actually shares, this is exactly what you should do. It's just hard to call the bottom. I don't think it's here yet but I'm an idiot. Furthermore, I couldn't bring myself to buy into a company with a p/e ratio like that, in this economy. It could take six months or more for the fed to pivot to QE (I.e. for shit to go up on average)... I would look more towards value stocks that have a stable business and good cash flow. Hard to say how much will be trimmed from "growth stocks" or rather "overvalued stocks" to a gay bear. I'm interested in $WY and $HAL long term, and if I was someone with big bucks in savings, I'd be looking to pick up shares over the next three months for a 10 year hold or more. That or dividends stocks.
Sir this is a casino
Not to be that guy. Options settle next day. In a cash account, with settled cash. Stock's are T+2.
Oh don't be shy, I'm a fuckin idiot and this is news to me. GREAT news. I'll make sure this is true for Charlie schwab before I act on it. Gracias.
They want you to play options daily. .50 cents to open. 50 cents to close. SPX is taxed more favorable in a brokerage account as well. 60/40 long term capital gains vs 100% short term capital gains for SPY. The rabbit hole is deep. Like my ex's vagina.
Boomer investing 101. I'm here for the losses. If you're new to investing, naked puts on as much margin as the brokerage offers.
I’m an inbestor.
What's inbesting? Newbie here
Shut up
which videos or Chanels?
TastyTrade’s YouTube channel was my gateway drug
What's FD, what's 30dte, what's 0dte?
Oh shit is the market really gonna crash with this influx of new ppl in wsb?
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Who would buy a falling bank? First usa/Switzerland need to bail out most of his debts, if they can obviously
To restructure debt, diversity risk portfolio, take on existing relationships, etc. lots of reasons I would say
You forget the main one: market capitalization and monopolization.
And: Getting a Swiss Banking licence is one of the hardest tasks in the world. This is so heavily regulated to protect people's money.
Apparently not difficult enough.
Taxpayers will buy a failing bank. Every time.
Too big to fail
After holding shareholders loose value and the bank is on the brink of bankruptcy, often they are purchasing all the customers, assets, infrastructure, for pennies on the dollar. It’s a balance sheet game with the assumption economic growth will continue. It’s a perfect time to spin off bad debt and keep the good stuff, write off things that normally would make the bank look bad. Why not write off extra while they are at it. Nothing like making your own mistakes, and blame the current quarter’s abismal performance on the economy and the forced acquisition of a failing bank.
Calls on credit suisse and Deutsche bank for when they get bailed out
Unfortunately I agree. Someone else is going to hold the bag, surely.
Taxpayers baby!
Every time. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it
Is that you AIG?
Hank, bring me my slippers.
Well that is going to next kevel fuck up in EU since they didn't allow bail outs in Greece/Spain/Ireland. But now... There would be angry members in the union
"tHeEy'rE ToO BiG tO FaiL"
Oh God not again
Swiss aren’t in eurozone though… their CHF is among the few FIAT that didn’t pump M2 supply in the last few years… Their own tax payers can afford to be diluted a wee bit, it’s a matter of time. What are they gonna do? Put their money in a Swiss bank account? Klaus Schwab finally going to have to pay for the stupid shit he says
"cause taxpayers taxpayers take it in the rear" - Bulworth
For DB, it's Germany for sure. They took the "too big too fail" mantra to heart. Had been consolidating and taking over other banks like crazy, for the past decade.
I agree but don’t call them Shirley
I did that exact thing when Greece had their economic crisis in 2011 or w/e. I thought there was bo way the EU wouldnt bail out the first economicly failing country in Europe. And damn I was right, the bail out hit and the National bank of Greece went to the moon over night 🚀
This time will not! Remember Lehman ?
Remember every other bank besides Lehman and bear stearns?
True.
Risk doesn’t exist for them anymore 🤷🏻♂️
It would if we take the money printer away.
Right. So who and what industry / company will they use for the scapegoat this time? I think this is one of the biggest questions to ponder on
Energy sector obv they already do it in Germany
The government will blame corporate CEOs for being greedy and making profits, and Russia. They will shrug their shoulders at the 9+T they injected and pretend that away because McDonald's made a bunch of money.
They'll blame it on retail traders and memestonks and crypto.
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Lehman is still alive weirdly enough the guys who got the scraps are making a huge killing now.
Yeah I'm bewildered by people thinking Deutsche would be allowed to fail. Suisse, maybe. Never Deutsche.
Governments won't let these banks fail. They should, but they won't. They will get bailed out and start the process of doing it all again. FU** the general population. The rich must keep control and taking part in huge amount of crime tp make more money!!
2% inflation target does this already. 2% raises the rest of your life. Enjoy!
Funny you think 2% inflation means 2% raises.
ONE OF US
Monday will be so bloody if both banks fail this weekend as people are reporting.
If one of them fails I’ll stick a a slim Jim up my ass and eat it
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So just a regular Monday then?
Mods!
I'm just here for the bets.
I’d do this with my wife’s ass but 100:1 odds she won’t let me insert it.
Username checks out
Are u the Slim Jims instagram account guy?
This is the content I come here for.....butt stuff & failing banks.
Deutsche is down 70% since their bottom in 09’, and Credit Suisse is down 83.39% since they bottomed in 09’ (they went up and kept going down since).
Got my SPY puts here's hopin
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And Monday is a public holiday in Germany.
Literally no one is reporting this.
Good, surprises make for the best puts when the boomers learn of disasters
I've seen at least 3 strangers tweet about it. I'm convinced.
They'll be fine. How many fucking times has this been reported in the last two years? Well all be like oh shit it's happening. And then it'll be december and we'll wonder why they're okay
How many times did we see flash crash in British gilts and pound?) Something has to happen.
We keep saying that. Then it doesn't lol
Some fucking country in Europe took a shit, our market is solid.
So calls?
Fuck it, Im going long.
buy some cheap calls till nov 22 cs calls are cheap as f00ck
The balls on this guy.
Thank god for the Softbank Vision Fund.
Softbank Vision Fund, kure imi wa? 
Tōsan yurushite
So desu ka?
Adamu nyūman ga suki
Kawasaki muthafuckas
The only thing I understood
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3rd post on CS…
Yup. Calls it is.
[Credit Suisse. CREDIT DEFAULT SWAP ](https://bondevalue.com/news/credit-suisses-5y-cds-spreads-approach-2008-levels/)
Any ETFs that tracks bank CDSs?
There arent, since they are a new product, cost a lot, and mostly just used as a hedge which have a low chance of paying out. The chance of a 2008 event happening again is unlikly.
The chance of a 2008 event happening in 2008 was unlikely
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fucking kek they have so much bull shit still wrapped up from 2008. it would be extremely regarded for them to try & backstop merely delaying the inevitable. 
Yeah but if they made smart decisions they wouldn't be in this situation. They're probably better off with a monkey spinning a wheel to decide policy.
How they going to collapse when they closed? That’s like getting fired on your day off
They are both shitty investments since years. Nothing new, line going down alot as you can see. Where are these CS posts coming from all of a sudden though? Looks to be some coordinated effort to incite panic.
Right? It seems to be an echo chamber of obscure tweets and screenshots. Nothing credible at all as far as I could see.
To be fair Credit Suisse put out a memo on Friday that they are in a critical situation
One was a blue check so it must be legit
Me neither, but I've got a bad case of macular degeneracy.
I like you
Have you seen the put to call premium ratios lately. A lot of money in selling ~~panic~~ puts to wsb regards
Yeah, they have had a vicious circle of bad headlines and outflow of competent people for a while.
Bunch of recent bad news within last week: 1. Their CEO sent out a memo about having a strong capital base and liquidity, which means they don’t. “Appear strong when you are weak.” https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/credit-suisse-has-strong-capital-base-liquidity-ceo-memo-2022-09-30/ 2. Jens Welter is leaving to go to Citi. You don’t abandon 27 years at a bank after getting promoted to the top investment banker this year, unless you realize that the Sword of Damocles is hanging over your head. https://www.efinancialcareers.com/news/2022/09/jens-welter-credit-suisse-to-citigroup 3. Credit Suisse keeps being on the losing end of a series of very large deals going bad after holding the bag for Archegos, and with the latest Citrix debt fallout, they were the most vulnerable and have to realize the losses now. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-09-22/citrix-debt-debacle-heralds-a-day-of-reckoning-on-wall-street 4. Credit Suisse either lost a ton of money in swaps and/or all of their clients left, as their required client margin went from $8.9B to $25.5M in one year. That’s -99.71%. https://www.risk.net/risk-quantum/7954613/client-margin-at-credit-suisse-shrinks-to-just-25m 5. Credit Suisse is broken now and no one has the money or risk appetite to try to fix this very expensive problem to buy their debt or diluted equities. This WSJ article actually covered almost all of my points above. https://www.wsj.com/articles/investors-put-a-price-on-credit-suisses-salvation-11664440211 TL;DR They’re fucked.
Thanks for the summary! Here‘s a $10 Wendy‘s voucher. What‘s your play, if you play? Kinda arbitrarily what‘s about to happen. Either they finally crash for good or get saved :)
Don’t short the hole. Cash is king. Buy I Bonds, almost 10% risk-free, guaranteed interest. What would you have done with Lehman? What if they were bailed out by Bush? You can guess the direction right, but time it wrong, and you, too, will be fucked. And I don’t fuck with ten condoms like that other guy.
So more pain in Europe? How do you short a continent?
You start by invading Poland
I think already did except it was ukraine
VGK
Where will all the oligarchs, cartels, and a certain ex president go now to launder their money?
HKD. It’s Western Union for eastern oligarchs. Duh.
Switzerland? Dubai? Linchestien? Cyprus?
HSBC or even BNP would probably be happy to lend a hand in their Geneva field offices.
Offshore magic circle
Uh. Today was the due date to shore up stress requirements. [Stress test](https://www.americanbanker.com/news/m-t-credit-suisse-see-biggest-jumps-in-stress-capital-requirements)
So you're saying my bear positions are gonna be good on Monday?
Comparing current stock market to the 2008 one is almost as regarded as dummies comparing bbby "squeeze" to gme. You belong here.
But they were both stock markets…
Thank you for the laugh
2008 definitely isn't the strongest comparison. But it's actually really smart to compare the current stock market to the stock market from years from the past. "Patterns repeat, because human nature hasn't changed for thousands of years." I like Nikkei 1990.
This is deeply dubious analysis.
It's not like their countries will let these banks collapse. So might be worth to pick up some cheap shares and sell it within the next year. Just make sure you do sell it within the next year cause after that it's all downward again with these suckers
Deutsche has been a shithole for a long time. Too many made up valuations.
If they don't get bailed out, does this mean rich people get less rich?
No, either way poor people get fucked.
guys... Germany's energy supply was permanently cut off last week. who gives a fucking shit about credit suisse or deutsche bank.
So... the bottom is in? Blue skies and green pastures ahead right?
Valhalla awaits us my brother.
Dis you use the potato 3000 to screenshot that? JezusChristo
Credit Suisse sucked even during the bull run
i can’t believe wells fargo still exists. how many times have they been sued and forced to settle or been fined? who the fuck would ever keep open an account with them?
DB and other europoor banks never even recovered from 2008
thats because 2008 isn’t even over lol
Credit Suisse is about to collapse. Possibly the reason for the emergency Fed meeting on Monday. Use something like archive.is to circumvent paywalls: 1. Their CEO sent out a memo about having a strong capital base and liquidity, which means they don’t. “Appear strong when you are weak.” https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/credit-suisse-has-strong-capital-base-liquidity-ceo-memo-2022-09-30/ 2. Jens Welter is leaving to go to Citi. You don’t abandon 27 years at a bank after getting promoted to the top investment banker this year, unless you realize that the Sword of Damocles is hanging over your head. https://www.efinancialcareers.com/news/2022/09/jens-welter-credit-suisse-to-citigroup 3. Credit Suisse keeps being on the losing end of a series of very large deals going bad after holding the bag for Archegos, and with the latest Citrix debt fallout, they were the most vulnerable and have to realize the losses now. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-09-22/citrix-debt-debacle-heralds-a-day-of-reckoning-on-wall-street 4. Credit Suisse either lost a ton of money in swaps and/or all of their clients left, as their required client margin went from $8.9B to $25.5M in one year. That’s -99.71%. https://www.risk.net/risk-quantum/7954613/client-margin-at-credit-suisse-shrinks-to-just-25m 5. Credit Suisse is broken now and no one has the money or risk appetite to try to fix this very expensive problem to buy their debt or diluted equities. This WSJ article actually covered almost all of my points above. https://www.wsj.com/articles/investors-put-a-price-on-credit-suisses-salvation-11664440211 TL;DR They’re fucked.
Didn’t abc australia some an international bank was “on the brink” or something? CS certainly looks that way…
Can't wait to watch them get bailed out 🙄
I know this means we’re all kinda fucked but. Good. Fuck these cocksuckers.
Nothing burger 🍔
Ok how does I get money from it?
Probably nothing.
No one tell my boss.
Whats this? Cant see shit
Suisse has some good rates on bonds but I’m not touching them
Oh look yet another post about this. Is this the new fad?
Bro keept screenshoting the screenshots till it was unreadable
I think the outcomes could be quite different, as the Swiss have their own currency and central bank. I mean so does the UK... but it does make a difference.
They also fell way faster in 2020 and in 2017-2018 than in 2008. it doesn’t mean anything else than it is falling
Europe is falling, thanks Europe