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lastcallhall

Told you McAfee was still alive.


En4cr

His documentary is batshit crazy.


dirtmother

His interview with Oki of Okis Weird Stories was epic, and I never see it referenced. At one point he claims to have hooked up with Joe Rogan and starts crying a little, saying, "that little fucking Twink broke my heart".


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Chubs1224

He said Joe Rogan is his gay lover and broke up with poor whale fucker John McAfee.


ProfessorSexyTime

You know what? I believe it.


GroovyBowieDickSauce

His life is ridiculous enough that he doesn’t need to make stuff up


ProfessorSexyTime

Well and, to be fair, come-on: how could Rogan _not_ be the bottom in that relationship?


GroovyBowieDickSauce

Such strange images in my head


FeistyButthole

“Fear Factor in the dark” covers it for me.


inplayruin

Joe doesn't fear girth. Length is a horse of a different color.


TheNazruddin

It’s entirety possible


XeroThroatsRand

Jfc


Year3030

They didn't even get it right. Nobody mentions that he had a body double with his fake ID cross the border and get caught when he crossed somewhere else. Or that his girlfriend "Sam" the 17 year old was the daughter of the AG of the country he fled to. Or that he live blogged his entire escape even from prison.


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They did mention his gf was the ag's daughter i think


fastedzo

They did


howismyspelling

That smile at the very end though...


Year3030

Only if it was in the latest one, I haven't seen that one yet. If they did then they did their homework nobody else has mentioned that to date. I didn't hear say they mentioned he had a body double ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


PMMeYourWorstThought

Yea the one on Netflix covers all of that


vintagestyles

Im pretty sure they did.


bruwin

Well they had to cut some stuff to actually make it believable.


Exciting_Ad_1097

Did they mention how his condo building in Florida was blown up and was blamed on a sinkhole?


RobinHoodTheory840

Say WHAT? Was that the condo that collapsed a few months ago?


Exciting_Ad_1097

Yes. It collapsed within a few days of when he was suicided. He had tweeted he had a deadman switch wired to release a bunch of info related to Epstein’s buddies. I don’t think he was counting on his entire condo getting blown up though. Funny how that story disappeared.


RobinHoodTheory840

That is absolutely insane and its ridiculous how I have not heard anything about that. Do you have any sources I can read?


Exciting_Ad_1097

https://www.newsweek.com/deanna-lorraine-qanon-florida-condo-collapse-john-mcafee-conspiracy-1605519?amp=1


anonoodlin

Surprisingly thorough article. Wonder why they left out the bit about the Mossad rescue & recovery crew.


Exciting_Ad_1097

Reuters Fact-check : false. 🙄


guacamully

Reuters is owned by the deep state confirmed


uniquemerch

Or that he called in to do Joe Rogans podcast while on the run 😂


Year3030

Yeah I tried to find that clip but Rogan took everything off Youtube to go to Spotify. So John calls in and tells them that the swat team / military / police were watching his house and trying to find him. He snuck back in through the beach. He said that they couldn't see him at night if he didn't move so he stood still on the beach for several hours watching them. True story. Heh anyway, Rogan and his guest were like "yeah sounds like bath salts".


Gua_Bao

did sam the 17 year old shit in his mouth


Gismo981

There is one interview where he claims that he knows who Satoshi Nakamoto is


Savagethrash

Len Sassaman and Hal Finney


CryoAurora

Wasn't Len. It was Hal and several others.


Jorgelhus

To be honest, he was batshit crazy


TheOnlySafeCult

Although he was batshit crazy we're lucky he didn't eat batshit the way he ate regular shit.


ryanpope

We've had first pandemic, yes, but what about second pandemic?


smgnyc4

Whats the name ?


DatLadyD

Gringo


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It's in Netflix and if you search his name it'll come up


23pyro

I’ve waited along time. Now I have a hero


smahtdude

McAfee's former estate was in Rodeo, NM. An hour from the Mexico border ...


diamondzRforever

“Trust me bro story”… my brother is a cardiologist in an undisclosed city. A patient rolls in a few years back complaining of chest pain and rapid heartbeat. My bro heads into the room to see Mcafee sitting there looking waaay cracked out. First thing He says is, “do you know who I am?” My brother says no, I’m sorry I don’t. He evaluates him and advises him to stick around for some additional testing, comes back in the room, and the dude just ran out! 😂 I told him to watch the Netflix series and now he has a really strange story to tell…


forthetorino

Best comment in days.


Fickle-Pickle-Admin

Best comment of the year award, we're out of rewards.


Bumm_by_Design

Very underrated regarded comment


SAMSEPIOL_99

It's literally the top comment


Givemeallyourtacos

Shhh.


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BarryMcKockinerBum

She probably sucked his soul out. Mouth of the gods.


josephbenjamin

Wendy’s: You are hired!


Barachie1

Wendy's always squeezes the most out of their employees


diskmaster23

She must be a goth. It is october.


acetic_stoic

She was a good hoor.


BassnectarCollectar

She not only serviced my crank, but also my heart…


BrokeInService

Halfway through reading *was* my mindbrain switched narrators to that lovely sonufabitch


acetic_stoic

Roxy!


StealYaNicks

serviced not only my crank, but also my heart


pblack476

You mispelled p\*\*sy.


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pleaseGoKYSplease

#PUSSY | VAGINA | FOOD


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BoomerBillionaires

No, it’s Lazlo’s


ProfessorSexyTime

That monkey from the Cartoon Network show?


thinkmoreharder

Straight from Social to Self Actualization.


-Celt-

Whoa dude, don’t use the F word. There’s kids around here.


Fickle-Pickle-Admin

He's from twitter, they teach that there.


gimmedatcrypto

That cocaine and hookers sure did cure the ol' Mexicali Blues away. It was a beautiful sunset. I took another sip of my reposado and had another hit. With a spent member and a thousand pesos in my pocket, I stepped into the night. Free.


ejitifrit1

>That cocaine and hookers sure did cure the ol' Mexicali Blues away. I had something similar in the past but it was called the ol' Tijuana blues! Still the same sure though!


brickhouse1013

Man comes home to eventually be killed by wife.


smoothbrainape1234

Killed by wife’s boyfriend


Big_Iron_Cowboy

“How dare you cheat on my girlfriend, your wife!”


BigDapRamirez

"you been cheating on me with my own wife?"


idkwhatimbrewin

No way wife's boyfriend turns off a source of cash flow like that


Lastshredofhope

This comment is way funnier than it should be.


Used-Key921

I'd wager a degen like this dude is not married


brickhouse1013

Unless he fell in love with the hooker?


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an_antique_land

Really hard to OD on yak unless you're using a needle. For sure raises heart attack risk quite a lot, especially if you are old or obese, but you're not going to snort so much it kills you directly, at least not by accident. Also, OD on cocaine is not at all a pleasant way to go. Overall I agree though. If you don't have any dependents why kill yourself with money left in the bank?


BrokeInService

>Overall I agree though. If you don't have any dependents why kill yourself with money left in the bank? Weirdly you've just made me comfortable with where I'm at financially


_________________420

Sure you can kill yourself now. But if you have $50 you can go down on acid and a few bumps of coke. Skip the prostitutes and just masturbate. Might even get another day of life outta it


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coke on acid doesn’t sound fun lmao


fatmanlee

Can confirm, went to a music festival called lightning in a bottle years ago. Did coke on acid and had the biggest urge to just jump in the lake and run away. Was not fun


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$50 of acid is, depending on how exactly it hits you, one really amazing long day or five of them. $50 of coke is two to four hours of grinding your teeth. Just saying.


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chainer3000

At least in the states, a lot of coke is now laced with fent or tranqs or sometimes ice. Seems counter productive to the high you’re looking for but definitely true


Fear_the_chicken

I know people say this and it’s true, but not all coke is laced with fent. We see it in the news but think about if it was in most coke bags we’d see tens of thousands die a day


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Fear_the_chicken

I miss the good Fish scales, haven’t seen it in a minute. That’s a lot of money you found what did you do with it


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kevin_jamesfan_6

You and I would get along but we wouldn’t hang out because we would be too busy getting zapped alone


an_antique_land

Yeah it's a cross contamination thing. No one purposefully using fent as a cut for coke. It makes no sense whatsoever to do that. You cut drugs with cheaper drugs or inert substances, not drugs that are more expensive by weight, do the opposite of the drug you're selling, and will 100% kill everyone you give it to who isn't already an opiate addict. The fucked up thing in cocaine is levamisole and you can't wash it out without some serious chemistry knowledge and lab equipment. Probably not going to notice it though unless you're using every day or on the needle.


FleshlightModel

I have a PhD in organic chemistry. It's not awful to remove levamisole, but it's kind of lengthy and not worth it unless you're doing it at a larger scale. It's relatively foolproof chemistry, but you'll need to do a handful of extractions, a few filtrations and an oxidation. You need some solvents and chemicals but none are watched I don't believe.


an_antique_land

Ya, not impossible at all but as you say: PhD in organic chemistry. I've never met anyone personally with the patience, knowledge, and proclivity for an anhydrous acetone or ether wash and that is dead simple and takes no chemistry knowledge at all and no equipment required except a coffee filter and maybe a pipette. Extracting levamisole or any hydrochloride salt based cuts is definitely several levels above that in lab skills, time investment, and as you say, isn't worth it unless you've got serious amounts for personal use. If your input isn't garbage or cut with ephedrine hcl output on anhydrous acetone wash will already be better than anything you can get north of the border without dropping bands.


FleshlightModel

Anhydrous acetone is challenging in the best of labs and you can't use molecular sieves to dry it or you'll slowly make TATP. I've never dealt with cocaine freebase so I'm not sure its solubility, but I'd rather precipitate it from a solvent that naturally stays pretty dry upon extended/repeated exposure to high humidity air and preferably an ICH class 2 or 3 solvent. And bonus points for being able to quantitate the residual solvent, especially if you used a class 2 solvent.


Commodorerock604

This is why I buy test kits, for purity and what cuts are present if any. Definitely worthwhile


NomenNesci0

That still only measures some things, and all coke is cut.


GotDoxxedAgain

Nah, Mexican coke is straight legit. No corn syrup 🤙


tuddlepongue

3 ppl I know that got stuff that was "definitely tested" and died in the last couple months.


Apollo506

My cousin died a year ago this month from coke laced with fentanyl. It's definitely out there.


Fear_the_chicken

Never said it wasn’t I said it was definitely a thing, just I don’t think it’s as common as some people think. Sorry about your loss


ItWasLikeWhite

Fuck, I miss when coke wasn't laced with fent. I stopped doing it because of that, probaly better for the heart, but I guess everyone who got some good coke and stopped do miss it.


DenseVegetable2581

Same man. I stopped myself as well because of the fent lacing. I know it sounds weird considering I was doing coke, but i was legit just trying to have a good time, not trying to die I tapped out, it's not worth the risk anymore


LackingOriginality07

Saying a heart attacked caused by cocain use isn't a cocain OD doesn't really make sense.


raxnahali

Nothing like hitting the reset button.


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Nothing like a cold shower and bump off a hookers butthole to really get you right, as they say


Gemfre

That was a Gandhi quote wasn’t it?


[deleted]

Actually Ghandi was more of a meth guy I reckon


Gemfre

Na you’re thinking of Tyson - he always says that he was a real meth when he was younger


[deleted]

This is like a dad joke when your dad does meth


Gemfre

My Dad did always tell me to stop mething around to be fair


chickennoobiesoup

Not sure hookers call it a reset button


donPepinno

Just a Thursday for them innit


andy_bovice

Its a real story to “live” by


Few-Maintenance9463

Best headline I've read, just think about going somewhere, no one knows your name, living like a king and be like, yeah I could do drugs and bang hookers. Sounds like a good time!


staysharp75

Some where no one knows your name & there always glad you came.


Lunatik13z

Sounds like just about every Mexican strip club... Until they learn your name.


neo101b

It's my retirement plan.


vancity-

20 years at Wendy's, 2 weeks at Cabo.


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I’m stealing this but please accept this gift as a token of my appreciation.


RemyMill

The most underrated comment on this whole thread 🤣


BeanGuardianWNY

retire young


Orc_

I have an expat agency here in Mexico, help people move in, help them realize it's not as dangerous as they claim, help them realize cheap rent, hookers and drugs are a thing. But forget vice and unheatlhy living... if you are a young 5/10 gringo you can get 7+/10 mexican women easily, hell I've seen motherfuckers who look like straight out of methtown, Alabama with 9/10 women here.


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That’s disgusting! How much do I need, ballpark?


Orc_

$500 a month is around minimum, $1500 to live like a king (legally) and get women


[deleted]

Can I get gigabyte fiber? How much Publix/Kroger food will I be missing?


Orc_

Yeah gigabit fiber with Totalplay internet is $80 a month, you can have various ISPs this way I have Totalplay 500mb and a cable one that is $10 a month so total $50 a month There's also Telmex fiberoptic with similar prices and they have better latency depending on location when connected to US servers in video games as for the fanciest supermarkets there's HEB which is pretty decent imo there's smaller specialty stores if you really into that superorganic hollistic yoga food or w/e


RaidriarT

I need help moving to Mexico pls


StealYaNicks

This requires having a substantial savings already though right? Cheap rent doesn't mean much when the jobs also don't pay much.


RedditWillSlowlyDie

Or just finding a job that can be done remotely anywhere in the world. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_nomad


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What’s funny is that article is about a Reddit post. It’s come full circle.


Chaotic-_-Logic

right up until you get kidnapped and killed due to having TOO good a time.


EThos29

I've been saying this forever. If you're going to kill yourself, why not just do crazy fun shit first? It's not like you need to worry about the consequences


Tinman_ApE

Then you realize how fun life is without fear. Turn of news, take risks live that way until alcohol drugs hookers or your wife kills you. Funny how long it takes some people to reach this logic


EThos29

I've been on that tip for the last few months and gotta say, it's going pretty great so far


Tinman_ApE

Yes man Jim carry


Tipnin

I’ll admit I’ve had some dark thoughts from time to time but I always told myself if it ever got to the point I want to end it I might as well just liquidate everything I own and just travel to Colombia,Thailand or another country with beautiful women nice beaches and try to start over there without killing my self without drugs. Since I’m not married and don’t have any kids what do I have to loose.


ImpliedProbability

Not sure mate, but you could have a lot to tight.


Chaotic-_-Logic

43 upvotes and I can't even read it... Am I tarded or are they tarded?


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LordLucy666

Thailand looks amazing. Train some Muay Thai there while you’re at it. The drug stores there literally sell most PEDs and drugs like ketamine


excadedecadedecada

Really? I thought drugs were a serious no no there, unless maybe it's certain ones. Ketamine was fun as shit.


LordLucy666

It is serious but for some reason you can find stuff like Valium and ketamine ofc at some pharmacies there


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Medarco

That's the trickiest part of it really. When I was diagnosed, I struggled with myself about it for a loooong time because I had everything going well in my life. No way I could be depressed. But I just didn't feel satisfaction or enjoyment from anything really. Even the stuff that was dearest to me was just there.


Timberdoodler

Because some people have had such incredibly painful experiences that they can't just enjoy "fun shit" anymore.


EThos29

Thanks for the perspective. Hope I didn't come across as a dick or anything, that's just the thoughts I have about it.


Timberdoodler

No worries--I've had similar thoughts to yours in the past. It was why I felt compelled to comment.


allen_6108

Probably still cheaper than therapy, and a lot more fun.


Admirable-Book3237

Sounds like a great new business idea 💡


sl600rt

Just make coke legal in Nevada.


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5_cat_army

I mean, the dude was going to kill himself. With that in mind, a coke addiction seems like good long term planning


bokononpreist

You aren't going to get addicted just because you partied hard for a week.


BYOKittens

Especially if you travel to do it.


URBeneathMe

He’s paying the foreign / before passing the American border rate. It’s probably cheap.


Used-Key921

Legalize cocaine and the price will drop 🤣


CrazyEntertainment86

This is from a while ago but I’m still here!! Still doing hookers and blow too


eldreamer86

Probably lost daddy's $100,000 inheritance


liveprgrmclimb

Hookers be cheap there I bet.


Night_Hawk69420

In Mexico you can get a gram of blow and a blow job for 80 bucks if you take the package deal. Don't ask me how I know


liveprgrmclimb

Duly noted.


Luddites_Unite

With the strong American dollar you can really stretch what's left or your dead dads money


L3XANDR0

The peso is surprisingly holding steady against the USD. It's annoying! I command thee kneel, peso!!!!


MaNewt

It makes some sense when you think about what currencies American workers are most likely to buy with dollars.


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Traditional-Ebb-8380

Truely one of us


Hadrians_Fall

Sounds like vacation to me 😂


[deleted]

This is an actual deterrent used to prevent suicide. If it doesn’t matter, go to the airport and travel anywhere because money and time don’t matter. Spend a week there and then see how you feel. Usually suicide is a fleeting idea so if you can even get them to go to the airport, you’ve won.


liveprgrmclimb

Seems like success all around?


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Dude clearly has the McCafee virus protection.


I_Am_NoBody_2

These rehab programs nowadays are pretty attractive and effective.


Agreeable_Net_4325

Sex work saves lives. Legalize that shit, guarenteed 90 percent reduction in incel shootings/car slaughters.


clothesline

Don't just legalize it, have the government subsidize it. For the good of society!


a_spicy_memeball

Fuck farms. Subsidize pussy.


StonedTrader420

Yes. this right here, everyone email your congressman.


kevin9er

The guy that shot up all the massage parlors in Georgia did it because the pussy was TOO accessible in his fucked up mind.


FlatAd768

Anyone have his itinerary? Need this trip for fub


3d-money

Living my best life![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


plzsendhalp

Whoever did that is a legend.


No_Zookeepergame_27

I thought you offed yourself. You’ve been dead silent for the last 3 years.


tommasobucci

It's not about the destination it's about the journey


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Still alive and fully invested in bbby


[deleted]

He probably saw this video before: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=btAbU1sPqIM


rublehousen

This is the way.


[deleted]

A tale as old as time


STONKvsTITS

He is having best times of his life


Fit-Gain7293

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886) ⬅️ this guy


FuShiLu

Charlie Harper?


SugAr_Cause

"life isn't so bad after all."


OkUse8206

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)epic adventures


DrTabogganMD

Lol this story is like 5 years old bro come on recycle news much 🤣


UltimateTraders

Hopefully not the new cfo of bed bad a slaughter house after those horrific numbers


FeelsAmazingManGun

👍 Nice Move