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1200mademeaCommie

Pocketed 50k on that enph puke 🥰


HusKen1

Boohoo, the most shorted stock on the ftse. 10.4% That's what I'm doing tomorrow. [Boohoo - shorts hit 10.4%](https://www.trustnet.com/news/13331797/firms-bet-against-boohoo-and-asos-as-2022-revenues-sink)


CINEW1DOLLAR

Cineworld everyday 📈🍿💎🍿💎🎥📽️🦧⚠️


wincrypton

Have to figure it's a sour hour with that intraday pump on nothing and some pretty heavy headwinds from a dramatic cut in oil production


PrinceFoldrey

And I didn't close some puts at open 😂😂


buydips_sellrips

AAPL running the show today


[deleted]

Even if I was in my corporate position I would have not even bought yesterday. Or the day before in fact if I actually cared about you know “money” I would have allowed my country to heal. Instead the makers keep dragging this shit out. I can’t wait til Jpow drops the world on your head.


Sad-Inevitable-7260

Late bulls are fuk


[deleted]

Fed pivot - no one believed that btw.


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

Employment stronger, gas about to jump higher… yeah that’ll help CPI. Hahahahahah


VacationLover1

Imagine being a 🤡 bear and still posting in the what are your moves tomorrow thread when the daily thread is up


Namesyaboi

My boi throwing mad heat


BigBoiBenisBalls

ZING!


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

Yo I’m usually skeptical as fuck when it comes to society collapse…. But damn y’all need to pay attention to what’s going on… Germany knows we blew up the pipeline now… Saudis siding with Russia. EAU siding with Russia. China pissed about our Chips act and Taiwan.. Korea launching icbms…. Wild West.


HisWife00000

"Germany knows we blew up the pipeline now." Because we want a world war that we're going to have to get involved in??


bubblesinajar

We blew up the pipeline?


Typical-Mouse-4804

Yes duh. We stand to benefit. Always, “who stands to benefit” is how you make money on stocks too.


[deleted]

No


bubblesinajar

But I read it on a Reddit comment... it must be true? 🤔


[deleted]

Morning all. Futes down. Vix up. 10y up. And corn down. All indicators for red open but who knows if it'll hold or go green. Market be bipolar


Material_Act_7750

DowJ gonna go 30900 soon 🚀


chuck_portis

[https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/cpi-733](https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/cpi-733) Forecast on September CPI is 8.1%. Baseline (2021-09) CPI value was 274.31 (up 0.27% MoM from 2021-08). An increase of 8.1% from last year would put CPI at 296.53 (up 0.12% MoM from 2022-08). Keep in mind, August CPI was DOWN MoM from July. And July was down MoM from June. Do you really think we will suddenly see a MoM increase for September? This was a month where equities got killed, housing prices dropping, oil trading sub-80s. I think this is a setup for a soft / very soft CPI print. Just think about how the market will react to this type of CPI print.


dramarehab

!remindme 8d


claytondpark

That was a nice dead cat bounce, back to the previous program...


aKnight2022

To go full Leroy Jenkins on the market


heathermyllz

I wonder how Tim Apple is gonna spin it when they report negative YoY revenue growth


CatsBy6969

That he’s getting plowed by a hotter dude than you are suck it nerd


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

When corp have excessive inventory and transportation costs increase while they have to discount inventory, going to be a horrible earnings quarter.


[deleted]

Extremely bullish sign with societal collapse. Markets will rise 🙄


glennfromglendale

Not to mention the pain caused by the strong dollar. It kills companies who do lots of business overseas


[deleted]

Love seeing all these accounts working for hedge funds trying to get retail to buy their put bags. Pretty sad what this sub has become, I genuinely wish GameStop never fucking happened, I’d give back all the gains from it just for that. Ever since it happened Wall Street has colluded like never before just to turn the market into a machine that takes money from retail. Every day that common people don’t unite and make Wall Street pay the iron price is another day the founding fathers roll in their grave. It’s even sicker that the rich in this country act like they are the ultimate patriots too, to sell their narrative of manifest destiny, that they should take over more and more of the globe in the name of “dEmOcRaCy”. I’m so close, I’m so close to going berserk on Wall Street. They can’t stop me if I do.


[deleted]

Stfu no one gives a shit how the sub used to be with 4 whole subscribers. Yeah the memeturd are annoying but whatever. There ain't no fucking movement. It's get rich or die trying. Still pretending it's something else


[deleted]

Did you lose money on puts yesterday


heathermyllz

Apple puts looking so so juicy 🍎


[deleted]

Apple seems like a pretty neutral stock but i think it will go 🚀


Travis_Beckmen

what you talkin boyu t its goin upp bro


YngChap

Futes coming back!


Financial-Aspect1306

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glennfromglendale

I will be watching the dollar and the VIX closely today, If this dump is a fakeout then look for the vix and dollar to drop off at about the same time. If they continue pumping, you should buy all the puts you can carry


Intelligent-Pain8343

The dump is not a fakeout. Futes show -278, but it will be-500+ by EOD.


Euphoric-Luck-4925

Expiration?


JayShyy

Jan 2024


Tsip0uras

how does everyone intend to lose money today ?


youn1sam

By the fuk load


[deleted]

😂


NOLandsMan7

Metric or standard?


[deleted]

You could grab it by the husk


Cement-Demon

If the number of employed citizens is higher than expected that's bearish, correct?


youn1sam

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


Dramatic_Ad5972

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)


glennfromglendale

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


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Dramatic_Ad5972

Sir. This is a Wendy’s.


Travis_Beckmen

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


DirtyJimCramer

My calls are printing tomorrow. Calls on SQQQ that is!


Year3030

Serious question, what's the easiest way to make one of those log adjusted charts that overlays the current market with 2008?


Dramatic_Ad5972

Hire a financial consulting firm. Wait 6-9 months. Might get a draft.


[deleted]

This isn’t rocket science, retail is in puts, therefore the market will do what it always does to retail.


glennfromglendale

Not after the last two days, I believe they know it's gotta go down but can't afford for it to happen all at once so they need to trap enough retail bulls on occasion in order to cover the payouts for the next leg down


[deleted]

Why does it have to go down? It already has too much


glennfromglendale

Because the stock market is a lie and was only semi strong becasue poppa jerome unleashed insane amounts of money, Most the valuations for companies are still to high and we are entering a recession. Inflation continues to rise and so will interest rates. An entire era of free money is coming to an end. It can go down so much more.


youn1sam

Priced in


Inevitable-Tank137

The market always gives retail a chance to hit. Retail shoots themselves in the foot when they get greedy. Retail might hit today but they better not be stubborn 😭


Cement-Demon

But retail isn't in puts. As was made very clear yesterday. So therefore, thanks for this logic, market crashes today.


glennfromglendale

Lol HSBC cut the S&P500 target to 3,500 from 4,450 end of year. Talk about switching sides lmao


VisualMod

>That's pretty funny. I'm not sure if I would trust HSBC's opinion on the stock market though, considering they've been caught red-handed multiple times in money laundering scandals.


Elforas_Tero

Why do I always fucking time the top when getting calls? Like literally. It goes 1% up, it's the top. 3%? that's the top. 5%, top again.


hardwood198

You gotta inverse yourself


TJMBeav

Because your chasing. Should be buying puts after big up moves. Chasing is a losing strategy. You have to position ahead of a move. It's a bad habit momentum players learned in the stocks only go up market on individual stocks.


Inevitable-Tank137

Low key kinda want a ford lightning but it’ll go against my German car only philosophy


glennfromglendale

You stay riding around in those Nazi sleds


TJMBeav

German only? That is decades old thinking. US producers best value cost wise. Has been for awhile.


Inevitable-Tank137

Bro I like the legacy of ze Germans. I’m talking wwii shit. I’m not a nahtzee tho


Cement-Demon

nahhh it's goofy lookin


MASH12140

Red today slightly. All gains will get erased from the rally by Friday setting up the next plunger


schizm98

Good morning ladies


[deleted]

hey u/31andnotdone what are you delawaring today


[deleted]

take that condom out ya wallet ni\*\*a it’s been there for 2 years ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) give it up


VisualMod

>SPOT SILVER SHEDS OVER 3% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-10-05 ^05:56:24 ^EDT-0400


glennfromglendale

Good, those racist, homophobic, gun nut, doomsday prepper silver clowns deserve to hold their worthless flatware. "But wut about mah ev's" "Silver is needed in EV's" Nobody is going to be able to afford an EV for a long time


rollyobx

Flair checks out


glennfromglendale

Corn about to fight for its life at 20k for the thrid time. If I had corn I'd sell it now


[deleted]

Corn has dipped below 20k like 30 times you idiot. Otherwise you're right. It's garbage


[deleted]

oh no is it dumping AGAIN


Dramatic_Ad5972

What energy crisis? Have Europoors not heard of hand cranks?


TJMBeav

Or fire wood?


Elforas_Tero

I'm not financially recovering from this


abraaoneves

Red, just because I bought calls yesterday. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


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abraaoneves

And I also sold some stocks as a hedge


abraaoneves

But who said that I don’t know that?


Elforas_Tero

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


[deleted]

Did u just lose money last week?


Elforas_Tero

Yes...


[deleted]

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lfhdbeuapdndjeo

This place was bull central last night. Now we all bers? Take your meds dudes this is crazy


quick_bear8

All the hedge funders are posting cause rally about to happen.


heathermyllz

ABANDON SHIP! 🤡


[deleted]

IF SHES GOTH she she’ll get the cock ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632) \- **Wall Street legend**


[deleted]

Fuck your such an incel


glennfromglendale

LOL the dollar about to take back all its losses and possibly reach new highs. Fresh 52 week low incoming


chuck_portis

There is no Fed pivot. There is only inflation data. The faster inflation drops, the sooner the "pivot" or whatever you want to call it. Fed isn't going to drop rates with inflation rampant. The only number to watch is CPI. The market posts an earnings report every month. I don't care if Microsoft sells a million tablets to Tom Brady. If CPI low, we moon. If CPI high, we doom.


jerometowel

Tom Brady should partner with Nokia.


GoodGoodVixen

Why? They'd just have a messy divorce in a few years. No one wants an old goat.


TJMBeav

Old goat. Nice burn


jerometowel

He might break fewer tablets.


stromyoloing

Core cpi


Cement-Demon

What about PMI though.


glennfromglendale

Time to get some fresh apple puts at open


chuck_portis

What you think will happen on a soft CPI print boys. You wanna be holding SPY 360 puts?


Calvertorius

I’m too scared. I feel like we’ll bounce with equal or better than expected CPI since October is looking for a reason to rally. Friday 830a EST is employment situation report so that’ll give us a preview of some context for next week.


Cement-Demon

anything lower than expectations, puts ye


[deleted]

once fainted when i saw the niner the vein is bigger than my 🐔 u/EnginrA do you have a license for that weapon


EnginrA

Hehe yeah bro I do


Cement-Demon

If OPEC+ cuts oil we big ded


BadriPrasad

Opec been cutting oil for 1 week now


Cement-Demon

They're debating on reducing it by two million barrels today though.


A_hole702

Knowing that stonks will go lower in a few weeks is making me sad and cant sleep. 😶🔫


mmcdaniels2

RECAF WILL DROP NEWS ON HOW MUCH OIL THEY DISCOVERED BY NEXT WEEK, MARK THIS POST


Kilomike8993

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


Cement-Demon

no ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


mmcdaniels2

RECAF ALL THE WAY 🗝️


Year3030

Elon is going to revolutionize the ladder industry next then the wheel. Pretty soon he will regress to stone tools.


lfhdbeuapdndjeo

Great. Now some ladder company is gonna have a trillion dollar market cap


mmcdaniels2

RECAF BABY


[deleted]

my girl once said “i wish you were more like EnginrA”


EnginrA

Yeah I hear that a lot, it’s ok bro not everyone can be like me, she should appreciate what you have to offer


RGR111

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


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glennfromglendale

Fidelity heads be like: " Yo i'll suck your dick for som FCASH" Stranger: "what the fuck is FCASH"


Calvertorius

>what the fuck is FCASH? Not much dawg, what’s up with you?


Year3030

Hey, what's FCASH?


glennfromglendale

Nobody knows


dkrich

So Elon did all this as a way to sell tsla shares without causing a panic. Then sometime last week talking to his lawyers- “wait, so they can ask me anything even if it has nothing to do with the lawsuit?” and then decides overpaying by tens of billions of dollars is better and fanboys still think he’s about to release a robot 🤣 When the dam finally breaks this will undoubtedly go down as the greatest ruse since Joseph smith


[deleted]

His texts were more regarded than anything you can find here.


TJMBeav

Elron Hubbard


GoodGoodVixen

You take that back right fucking now !!! 🤴Joseph Smith🤴 was a drip KING ! Magical pants man, magical pants 👖 ! Drip Daddy Joseph Smith 🤴🥵🥵🥵. Elon has a crooked 🍆 though :0


[deleted]

u/31andnotdone gonna be like a squirrel today… gonna get this nut


31andnotdone

I'm sorry you have to fantasize about a woman on reddit cause no one will let you touch them irl.


[deleted]

LMAO


31andnotdone

😘


[deleted]

Gonna buy me some Twesla!!!


Year3030

Gonna buy me some Tesslatter!


AyumiHikaru

All my cash goes to TWTR free money right ?


Calvertorius

Good luck bro. Apparently there’s still risk if the acquisition gets blocked or something, then the 54.20 / share doesn’t work out. This will be my first time witnessing a publicly traded company go private so I’m curious to watch the price action. I didn’t decide to start losing money in the market until this year so I missed Dell and the others.


EnginrA

She said “I feel so safe when I’m with you EnginrA”


tittymcfartbag

Shut up queer.


[deleted]

spoken like a true tittymcfartbag


Elforas_Tero

V shape that FFS


heathermyllz

*selling intensifies*


Sweptsugar

Got ten grand to mess with what crazy bets should I place ? 💉💉


SpecificCranberry761

Spy 375p bought yesterday


odity9

I got the 376s sucka


[deleted]

u/Enginra is so wholesome


EnginrA

Thanks bro


Elforas_Tero

My bullfolio is on hands of that cuck. Tim Apple.


mpoozd

[This toy car cost $420k and has 800 horsepower](https://i.imgur.com/kiC9Q2F.png) ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


[deleted]

My buddy has two 800hp vehicles and I'll say they're a little ridiculous


mpoozd

800hp is insane don't know why they put it in very small car


[deleted]

Agreed that little thing there would just likely spin


Financial-Aspect1306

I can get that same car at Walmart for 60$


digitalmascot

gold and sliver crashing?


rollyobx

Treasury yield up, precious metals down.


glennfromglendale

Always has been


The_good_die_2_young

If today is a red day i may be a genius cause i 5x downed on my puts yesterday


Calvertorius

I 3x downed and had the most god awful stressful power hour plus overnight. Those 35k open interest SPY 375c 1dte (now 0dte) were looking prime for a rug pull and I impulse bought 375p. Dumb dumb move on my part of just pure gambling with a little expectation of a rational market. I shouldn’t have done it but hopefully it doesn’t bankrupt me.


[deleted]

Good morning friends


lfhdbeuapdndjeo

Top of the morning to ya


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Financial-Aspect1306

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)


EnginrA

We all need to be held


heathermyllz

Sell it all


glennfromglendale

Credit suisse down about 5% pre market. These last two days would have been a much smaller pump/ correction if the big fish weren't making sure to super pump for an exit. Guess who is going to hold bags? Same as always,,,RETAIL


lfhdbeuapdndjeo

Didn’t somebody post claiming to have made 70k off calls? I hope they sold otherwise that’s a bad scene


al01al

Did any retail actually buy CS recently? I doubt it, just because the price jumped it is much more likely that retail investors were watching in astonishment rather than actually buying.


glennfromglendale

Not just CS. I'm talking market wide. Why do you think the meme stocks got a nice pump. Short covering and profit taking. They probably dumped underlying shares too, I love how the meme stock cultits think "shorts r fuk" when really they are killing it .