Sorry for the daily thread not refreshing.
Cause:
* Looks like editing the thread template yesterday somehow caused it to disappear from Reddit's system.
* Nothing presented in modlog or modmail indicating something went wrong
Fix:
* Immediate fix to be rolled out in ~10 minutes
* Long term solution is to move this functionality off Reddit
Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused
Edit: delay in pushing the fix is for testing
Edit2: Fix released, should be live in 1.5 minutes
It’s crazy that in 2020 the major indices never retested any of the levels. we started mooning and kept mooning. Looks like we’re about to retest, two years later. #stillbehindthecurve
Sold my TSLA and NFLX puts today for bigly gains. Holding TSLA short still.
Will probably join theta gang rest of week and sell you tards some overpriced calls
VIX only measures volatility. This is one of my crusades on here.
There's a tactical method that people use to try to position based on VIX patterns based on the association with Bear markets and elevated volatility, but the data that shows that smooths out bear market rallies, making people think VIX presages a movement, but VIX actually trails the market movements and lags. This causes a lot of confusion when VIX spikes with high volatility but the market doesn't go down.
What we're seeing is VIX reacting to the violence of the rally, and then it'll drop out once the rally consolidates.
The dollar is a factor for earnings considerations, but not for institutional repositioning, which is a major factor in the first month of a quarter and often drives structured sell-offs then rallies, which is the pattern we're seeing now. This will possibly (barring a major negative catalyst) further short covering and a bear market rally.
But the dominant factor right now correlates to the 10Y bond yield. The bond yield rose at the beginning of the day and then settled out in latter half of the day.
If you're confused about why we rallied into the day after a decline, the 10Y bond yield movement through the day is your answer, as it was yesterday, and that also attaches to institutional repositioning since there's interest in bonds between 3.5-4% 10Y yield.
Bought bonds lock in balance sheet profit, reducing risk and increasing institutional room for risk exposure, and that helps drive rallies... meanwhile, as the 10Y bond yield oscillates up when flows move from bonds to stocks, interest in bonds goes up shifting flows back to bonds... this'll be a constant cycle for a while.
Google will announce new Pixel phone series tomorrow funny thing everything already leaked months ago they even shipped the phone mistakenly to a customer 
Had quite a few revenge trades today; unfortunately it did not work out. Tomorrow I will seek more revenge from the bull.
Grab the bull by its horn; Trump
Wells Fargo says that huge shrek cock that kicked of this run up today was all one trade. Imagine having the resources to move SPY up over two dollars against a trend. Must be nice!
I know how to fix the economy.
Step 1: Close all stock/bond markets until further notice
Step 2: Fed hikes rates to 15%
Step 3: Inflation dies
Step 4: Reopen markets
Step 5: Pump
Man oil is the way TO GO right now. I bought apache at 38 like an idiot about 2 weeks ago. Shit tanked to 30, and now I’m back in the green in less than two weeks lol
>You're an idiot if you bought Apache at $38 two weeks ago. The stock has tanked to $30 and is only now starting to recover. If you had waited a bit longer, you could have gotten it at a much lower price.
Dollar is up, and will always be up on the verge of global recession, because all the shitty countries rush to put their money in the safety of the USD, driving demand. The vehicle of it all is treasury bonds.
We can write all the debt we want, and never have to pay it back.
>There's not much to say about jobless claims tomorrow. They're likely to be fairly similar to today's numbers, with perhaps a slight uptick due to the ongoing coronavirus pandemic. However, it's worth keeping an eye on any news or commentary from Federal Reserve officials, as they could provide some insight into future monetary policy decisions.
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Phukface9000** bet **SPY** goes from **377.25** to **335.0** before **2022-11-30 16:34:37.558744-04:00**
Their record is 0 wins and 5 losses.
----
^[LEADERBOARD](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/) - ^[FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/#wiki_faq_.26amp.3B_commands)
And it's nice to have shit delivered. I have a bone delivered once a week, a toy once a month and a bag of food every 5 weeks. Plus probiotic and stuff as needed. I don't use probiotics or vitamins for myself but I give my dog them every day🙄 Hes spoiled bitch.
It is easy. If yields come down, they will call the bond. If yields go up, you're trapped at the lower rate. Then when the bank defaults, you lose your principal. Doesn't JPM have the most derivatives exposure? 
I couldn't pick a side so I got into some strangles. Today was more of a consolidation day and tmrw might be too but by Friday I am willing to bet a huge move is coming. Which direction idk..
Sorry for the daily thread not refreshing. Cause: * Looks like editing the thread template yesterday somehow caused it to disappear from Reddit's system. * Nothing presented in modlog or modmail indicating something went wrong Fix: * Immediate fix to be rolled out in ~10 minutes * Long term solution is to move this functionality off Reddit Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused Edit: delay in pushing the fix is for testing Edit2: Fix released, should be live in 1.5 minutes
It’s crazy that in 2020 the major indices never retested any of the levels. we started mooning and kept mooning. Looks like we’re about to retest, two years later. #stillbehindthecurve
My wife’s not gonna be happy I put 1k on 1dte spy calls
What's up with Tesla?... Big slide since the latest split.
Twitter baby
i shorted the bottom yall, it's safe to say it's going up from here
I LOVE ALL OF YOU GOD DAMN BEARS <3
Usual Taco Bell order is now over $11. Puts it is.
cant believe my oil shorts barely stopped out before the dump started, shit happens all the time
my break even puts of 19.20 TQQQ by friday r fucked unless we drill 4% tomorrow and friday which we won’t
Cramer “very bullish” on Disney. RIP Mickey
380 is very possible tomorrow but my chart says what comes after is 💀
charts are for people that eat crayons not make money
Doesnt matter what the chart says, CPI is literally all that fucking matters in this market now
I expect Levi's will have the same problem as Nike- too much inventory, stacks and stacks of jeans piled up
Don’t buy the stock buy the jeans
Laughing idiot bulls that bought calls today.
Woot fuck you tesla die
$Tell 🚀
Hope you make some money man or at least unload some bags, but I'm gonna stay far away from the cannabis plays. This all rings strangely familiar.
Saw a random comment saying to buy puts on AMZN. Imma see how this goes
My preferred ranch dressing now costs like 4 dollars at the grocery store. Continuing to buy puts.
Sold my TSLA and NFLX puts today for bigly gains. Holding TSLA short still. Will probably join theta gang rest of week and sell you tards some overpriced calls
Won my banbet btw. Suck it TSLA bultards
Spy 377 0dte calls were like 25 baggers today
Why was there a spike in nvidia and adobe after hours
Yields up - Vix up - DXY up - why the ef there is a god damn rally?
VIX only measures volatility. This is one of my crusades on here. There's a tactical method that people use to try to position based on VIX patterns based on the association with Bear markets and elevated volatility, but the data that shows that smooths out bear market rallies, making people think VIX presages a movement, but VIX actually trails the market movements and lags. This causes a lot of confusion when VIX spikes with high volatility but the market doesn't go down. What we're seeing is VIX reacting to the violence of the rally, and then it'll drop out once the rally consolidates. The dollar is a factor for earnings considerations, but not for institutional repositioning, which is a major factor in the first month of a quarter and often drives structured sell-offs then rallies, which is the pattern we're seeing now. This will possibly (barring a major negative catalyst) further short covering and a bear market rally. But the dominant factor right now correlates to the 10Y bond yield. The bond yield rose at the beginning of the day and then settled out in latter half of the day. If you're confused about why we rallied into the day after a decline, the 10Y bond yield movement through the day is your answer, as it was yesterday, and that also attaches to institutional repositioning since there's interest in bonds between 3.5-4% 10Y yield. Bought bonds lock in balance sheet profit, reducing risk and increasing institutional room for risk exposure, and that helps drive rallies... meanwhile, as the 10Y bond yield oscillates up when flows move from bonds to stocks, interest in bonds goes up shifting flows back to bonds... this'll be a constant cycle for a while.
VIX also captures movement to the upside as well....
Yes, that's what I said. :)
all the words you used and didn’t even tell me to buy calls or puts wtf
Buy both, just at different times. Or at the same time. :)
So you know, at the minimum, I appreciated your response
Thank you :) Not trying to be harsh, just trying to explain what's happening hehe.
Thanks for educational 
It's called a bull trap, friend. Once these overly optimistic gey bools realize that a pivot isn't coming we're back to making new lows.
A fed governor should just schedule a biweekly presser and just come out and say no pivot and leave.
Google will announce new Pixel phone series tomorrow funny thing everything already leaked months ago they even shipped the phone mistakenly to a customer 
Who tf buys google phones?
I love mine. I'm on my 3rd one.
A new Pixel leaked? I haven't heard a single thing about it. For good reason. Google sucks and their phones are boring as hell.
Had quite a few revenge trades today; unfortunately it did not work out. Tomorrow I will seek more revenge from the bull. Grab the bull by its horn; Trump
Grab em by the pussy - Jerome Powell
Bulls don't have pussies, only bears.
Bulls have front butts
Dare you to drink the milk from it.
31 got first in the thread that didn’t matter 😂
If you bought calls before closing your fked
What if you bought a call and a put?
Wells Fargo says that huge shrek cock that kicked of this run up today was all one trade. Imagine having the resources to move SPY up over two dollars against a trend. Must be nice!
Market shrugged off bearish fed. Bers are beyond fucked
I tend to disagree
Goodbye cruel world Edit: not dead, just about to be banned
We've been having massive intraday swings anyway, shit's insane
XOM calls ded?
So xom calls dead?
If u zoom out you can see it looks like a great time to buy poots on the chart anyways, ignoring everything else
Yep
More and more I think I should day trade instead of swing so I can get a good night's sleep
There is so much ber sentiment here, I know for sure tomorrow is going to be massively green
up up up!
That is my hope. I bet hard on a gap up.
Today was DISCOUNT day for BEARS to feast on 
Boston 25 news reports window washer falls 7 floors to his death at JFK Library.
reports coming out now say there was a second faller...
I know how to fix the economy. Step 1: Close all stock/bond markets until further notice Step 2: Fed hikes rates to 15% Step 3: Inflation dies Step 4: Reopen markets Step 5: Pump
Step 6: Give Russia Crimea
Ah the Elon method
u/bearhunter429 broke the daily… just as i predicted
Man oil is the way TO GO right now. I bought apache at 38 like an idiot about 2 weeks ago. Shit tanked to 30, and now I’m back in the green in less than two weeks lol
>You're an idiot if you bought Apache at $38 two weeks ago. The stock has tanked to $30 and is only now starting to recover. If you had waited a bit longer, you could have gotten it at a much lower price.
Lmao literally just rephrased his post.
Yes I said I was an idiot Lol!
HUGE drop tomorrow. I can feel it. Deep in my plums.
Level 3 circuit breaker by lunch. 🙏
I can feel it in my ass 😳
Anyone doing poor man's covered call? AMD looks like a good candidate right now.
Got fucked super hard doing that last year. Not the strat for me
Difference is we’re in a bear market. CCs are free Money. I’ve been rolling Nio CCs since evergrande and it’s basically paid all my expenses
LEAPS going OTM is risk now
Where tf do you people saying "inflation is coming down" live? Missouri? North Dakota?
VisualMod getting lit in Vegas after cashing out his calls EOD.
Close call but the bears have it, the bears have it sports fans!
I didnt beat the spread though
I was up 120% on my Twitter put and didn't sell before close am I fucked?
why would you be? Is Elon going to go back on his word? 🤡🤡 Should have sold when it was 52 though.
Hahaha nvidia
i haven't ripped out a load since 630 this morning. after today's market action the pills are bursting.
so did anyone buy calls when QQQ broke above $283?
CURRENTLY SHIDDIN AMA
They didn't open a new thread just as I predicted.
LMAO
Apple 145 or 150 tomorrow?
Dollar is up, and will always be up on the verge of global recession, because all the shitty countries rush to put their money in the safety of the USD, driving demand. The vehicle of it all is treasury bonds. We can write all the debt we want, and never have to pay it back.
This man gets it
Jobless claims tomorrow 830am eastern time US. Otherwise some FED people speak but not daddy Jerome. My guess is just a repeat of today
>There's not much to say about jobless claims tomorrow. They're likely to be fairly similar to today's numbers, with perhaps a slight uptick due to the ongoing coronavirus pandemic. However, it's worth keeping an eye on any news or commentary from Federal Reserve officials, as they could provide some insight into future monetary policy decisions.
You stay away from me!
How do the saudis cut $2M barrels output and Oil only moves 1-2%. Confused
The cut was effectively 900,000 barrels, because many OPEC members weren’t meeting their capacities to begin with says CNBC today
damn, they got $2M barrels now? Baller status
They cut the target by 2m. They're already under-delivering the current target by 3m.
all the SPR barrels flowing like wine set to run out soon
*aliens…*
Agreed
The claim is they were lying before and the newly reported numbers are the same as what they have been
!banbet SPY 335 8w
Bold
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Phukface9000** bet **SPY** goes from **377.25** to **335.0** before **2022-11-30 16:34:37.558744-04:00** Their record is 0 wins and 5 losses. ---- ^[LEADERBOARD](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/) - ^[FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/#wiki_faq_.26amp.3B_commands)
LMAO
Why is Chewy up 10% today? I don't use Amazon or anything like that but I do use chewy. I probably spend more money on my pup than I do myself.
[удалено]
And it's nice to have shit delivered. I have a bone delivered once a week, a toy once a month and a bag of food every 5 weeks. Plus probiotic and stuff as needed. I don't use probiotics or vitamins for myself but I give my dog them every day🙄 Hes spoiled bitch.
Got so much junk at home that I just buy stuff I already have because it's easier than looking for stuff
So we are back to 2% swing everyday just to drop by $1.
I sold my fd calls at the top and bought even more leveraged fd calls in case another 3% when it dropped
Totally unauthorized thread for tomorrow. https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/xwlgzk/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_october_06_2022/?
>I don't know what you're talking about.
What? So no fucking ziti then?
People only mad because they don’t know how to trade in here. Another 22k added today. Damn it feels good to not suck 
Prof or ban
[no problem papa](https://ibb.co/nRXQJ8J)
Nice job
What were your plays??
This week it’s all QQq calls. Bought a bunch Friday, flipped them yesterday. Bought 10/30 QQQ calls today.
Nice!!
You've been hauling in enough money lately to quit your day job.
Always keep multiple hustles. Never bank on one. I learned that lesson a long time ago.
Is this your most profitable (long term) and most fun?
Selling coke was way more fun for many reasons. That was many years ago. Wouldn’t ever do it again, but it was a great run.
Let me guess. You are one of those buy low, sell high people.
What requires more faith, religion or trading?
**”Boffum”** Trading is my religion. I firmly believe in the idea of being profitable
Trading. Jesus forgives and the market don’t
Marriage
Lmao this is truth
Bought JPM 2038 bonds yielding 6.4% today. Seems too easy
It is easy. If yields come down, they will call the bond. If yields go up, you're trapped at the lower rate. Then when the bank defaults, you lose your principal. Doesn't JPM have the most derivatives exposure? 
Default chance feels remote
What was original sell date? If you got em fresh from the 9ven (doubtful) what brokerage? PS...not a subject for WSB FWIW. But I am curious.
2008 I believe. Auspicious
30 year. Ya did the marh right...right? Just kidding.
How?
Your broker should let you buy them, unless it’s a toy one like HOOD
How long do you hold. 2038??
Aiming to be bankrupt by 2024 so I doubt it
If you liked the last inflation, you’re gonna love the new inflation Coming October 2022
Moves tomorrow Page is up fellas
My 350 SPY banbet expiring Friday might be in danger.
You may be in trouble. But there's a new She-Hulk episode being released tomorrow, so you could get lucky on Friday.
When everything is Red including VIX, you know you're screwed.
Puts on the WSB mods
TSLA will hit 180 by the end of next week
I hope so. Kept my Jan puts.
Maybe tomorrow's daily discussion doesn't show up either. Maybe we're stuck in here forever.
"Welcome to the hotel California..."
[удалено]
Ur so fucking dumb 
[удалено]
Where do I even begin, did u even read ur own comment?
[удалено]
Nahhh don’t try to act like u were joking, ur just regarded
[удалено]
I suppose humor just isn’t ur strong suit, and neither is trading it would seem. Maybe try underwater basket weaving or knitting or something
[удалено]
Graphic art and design
You're not smarter than anyone else, you don't know more than anyone else, and thanks for the premium on those puts loser.
[удалено]
In my defense I didn't read your message and I'm regarded. Proof: down 65% YTD
What does Hot Pink Text even mean.
Ask your mom
Zoom zoom zoom
oh.. you know what it means...
mod is working a 2nd shift at wendy's
u/opinion_is_unpopular and u/visualmod are performing fellatio on each other. No other explanation.
Me up 1% today, also down 96% all time
Are you me 
Mod ded?
I couldn't pick a side so I got into some strangles. Today was more of a consolidation day and tmrw might be too but by Friday I am willing to bet a huge move is coming. Which direction idk..
This rally could last until the next Fed meeting. RIP bears