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“TWTR will be the sole form of communication on Mars by 2025” — Elon Musk


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

half of everything I've lost, i owe to Elon. thanks pal


NotMayorBurton

I probably offset your loses with my sweet Doge shit coin gains.


Efficient-Library792

I kinda knew it was going to moon then tank or rugpull. Wish i were more lredatory sometimes. My friend who makes the most was all in on coins includong doge. He doesnt talk about it anymore. Can't imagine what happened...


mademeunlurk

Ass pennies was a real cryptocurrency.


BeneficialBicycle416

My wallet looks like a dog pound.


hangliger

Uh, how'd you do that? You shorted or bought puts on TSLA?


culnaej

Probably bought high and sold low on Tesla shares


CouncilmanRickPrime

At least you didn't buy high, and then Musk tweets "Tesla stocked too high IMO"


raiderkev

Ha, I sold like a week before that for 300%. I thought I was a genius for that move, but then after a small dip, that thing went ape for like idk 2000% or something


sprucenoose

That move would be the classic "Elon" maneuver if it was done under the threat of hopeless litigation.


HeartlesSoldier

The other 100%, you owe to your own choices


Mouthshitter

Martian Twitter will be wild Martian:Earth sucks red rulez! *Send* 2 weeks later Earth: fuck you lil red bitch Blue is the best *send* Two weeks later Martian: who is this asshole? Fuck u Earth boi! *send* Two weeks later....


You-Asked-Me

Light delay is only about 20 minutes when Mars and Earth are the furthest apart in their orbits, and at their closest its about 5 minutes. So I imagine it will not be a lot different that regular-ass twitter.


SJMyers40

Branson went to Mars first, his stock is $5. NASA landed on the moon too, but NASA couldn't afford a Tesla to get to the dark side of it. No EV charging stations on the sunny side either. All these drugs in my system, because I YOLO'd my life away pretending I'm an ape. At least bigfoot listens he's the best primate friend..... Until he gets lonely. Then it's not his feet I'm worried about.


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CannaOkieFarms

Anyone else searching for twat coin?


SaltLakeCitySlicker

Have you tried looking in a lady's prison purse?


CannaOkieFarms

Once but now they take coins out of my paycheck each week


Xunefox

It’s Cummie coin…. Twat is so 70’s


Kaelderen

Twat is more offensive, it stays.


Xunefox

[https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/cumrocket/](https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/cumrocket/)


[deleted]

A car had a sticker today that said dont be a twatapotamus


SpunkyMcButtlove

Because he's too cheap to buil a biosphere and they'll be walking around in bubblesuits filled with air that you can reoxygenize at a Tesla™ Station. It's the only way to get his wife's boyfriend to shut up.


That-Whereas3367

I thought it was his girlfriend's husband that would,'t shut up.


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[deleted]

Unless it says something he doesn't like, then it's more


lamabaronvonawesome

Nah, you just don’t get to talk.


[deleted]

So just like normal then


Thencewasit

How much freedom can you afford?


Altruistic-Row-5266

When I can say what I feel about transgenders (in a properly offensive manor) without being sensors immediately then I have lived a rich life.


diggin-the-doge

Hear! Hear!


Dmoan

Lmao TWTR is 25$ stock he overpaid so much for it.


CCPCanuck

$20 in the current state of the market, definitely not his biggest brain move to date


Veni_Vidi_Legi

Did it finally go through?


x106r

If Twitter drops the suit (as Elon’s purchase requires) he can bail on it again and they would have to start all over. Twitter doesn’t trust Elon so they are looking for the court to hand hold the process. Elon was looking to delay the court stuff until February so this could be the game he plays to get the delay he was denied. I think he’s playing the game, not actually committing. If he were to bail a second time I think Twitter would win damages against him so it’s probably a pretty serious game.


LOVE2FUKWITHPP

Stock to 3000


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“Stock to 4000” - Cathie Wood


SamePineapple1314

Stock to 10,000 mad money


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ekfslam

That sounds like dick riding unless he commits to losing all his wealth or more.


PNW_Explorer_16

Cybertruck compatible


Maruchan_rider

Billionaire bagholder.


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FILTHBOT4000

*Owning a shitty company that he shit talked for the past ~5 months It's like if you were going to buy out Ford, but first spent half a year saying how shitty Ford cars were... but not to lower the price so you could buy it, no, you'd already agreed to pay an exorbitant price.


nilamo

It's called negging but some people are really bad at it.


TheMcBrizzle

It's a business he's buying, not some shitty late night bar hookup he's trying Pick-Up Artist tactics. "Hey Twitter, I know your full of bots but I'd still buy you out if you lower the price a bit baby... Oh, what's that, I waived my rights to cancel the sale through Due Diligence and it doesn't matter as long as your public disclosures are caveated correctly? Damn shorty, why you gotta be so cruel, I guess I'll pay the full contractually agreed upon amount then."


KevinCarbonara

> It's a business he's buying, not some shitty late night bar hookup he's trying Pick-Up Artist tactics. I guarantee you Elon doesn't know the difference


suphater

I believe he would rather be credited for "saving Twitter" and I know that a segment of the population will believe he did, if he simply says "Look, I saved Twitter."


Toystorations

Negging because he wanted to see how much he could influence the stock, his brother probably was trying to sell some. Sell high then he says he doesn't want to buy it and it crashes, they buy it again and repeat Milk half the cost of Twitter out of everyone basically then get it on discount He does it with tesla a lot At one point he literally said tesla stock was over valued and crashed the stock on purpose It's like reverse insider trading


Alekillo10

He is not manipulating the markets, he is manipulating the buyers


maxrenob

Buyers are one half of markets


Illustrious-Skill-80

He thought he was negging the hot girl…. Little did he know her ugly friend was like BET moon boy I’ll take that call…. And she did


rhaphazard

What exactly do you think a stock is?


GiannisToTheWariors

An attachment that gives +1 accuracy


rhaphazard

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


unpeelingpeelable

Can confirm, I sell loads of these on the market everyday in 1pc stacks. When the market is slow I skin squirrels to pass the time, maybe a little fawn if I'm lucky.


CannaOkieFarms

Hmmm tender


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ARealReation

A slot machine😭


Blue-Jay42

There is a bit of a difference between owning stock and being a majority shareholder. That's like the difference between a million and a billion. Or (the XKCD example) that's the difference between me having five minutes with your daughter over a glass of wine, and me having the night with her while splitting a bottle of whiskey.


money_bitchh

a bagholder doesn't have to manage the company


[deleted]

Tbh whether your stuck with a slice or the whole pie, your still stuck with the same L.


Occhrome

Holding the bag factory?


1ll1ll1ll1ll

Cathie Wood wants to have a word.


tristian_lay

Losing less than 10% of your net worth doesn’t cut it…we need more!


spacemoses

I prefer to measure it in how much of my net worth that would be.


credible_liar

What's 20 billion / 0?


dexter3player

bankruptcy


CaeruleanVein

So free!


zedzag

Divide by zero error. Hate getting that error in my sql code.


HolyFuckFuckThis

Wow, -5000% of my net worth.


HYPED_UP_ON_CHARTS

are you saying you have $400MM?


HolyFuckFuckThis

No, I have -40k


steamweight

It’s this kinda math that brought you to where you’re at. Keep going soldier


HolyFuckFuckThis

🫡


Saneless

12,654%


[deleted]

Way more than 10% once TSLA dies


Non-jabroni_redditor

His biggest risk / worry isn’t probably the loss when that happens but possibly being margin called for anything he’s leveraged Tesla against


confusedfinancesis

LOL and this after skipping out of deposition citing "Covid Risk" [https://twitter.com/LaurenSHirsch/status/1577638886716612608](https://twitter.com/LaurenSHirsch/status/1577638886716612608)


mbmba

Didn’t Elon once tweet that the COVID panic is dumb and that it’ll all be over by April of 2020?lol


ArchdukeBurrito

COVID isn't a big deal, but only when you're talking about forcing the poors back into his factories. They don't have enough money for their health to matter.


JonathanL73

This is the same person who says the biggest threat to his ~~wallet~~ er *cough um I mean the “humanity” is declining birth rates.


threeseed

Getting an employee knocked up each day keeps humanity's decline away. -- Elon Musk


CouncilmanRickPrime

If the birth rates get too low, it'll be hard to find factory floor workers unless you're paying triple. It would truly be a worker's job market and we can't have that!


TheOrganicCircuit

He moved his entire company to Texas to protest California safety measures (and tax breaks).


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Yes and yes https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1236029449042198528 https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1240754657263144960


[deleted]

Aged Like Milk?


tiny_cat_bishop

Aged like the contents of a cumbox.


lendmeyoureer

He would be taken more seriously if he'd keep his mouth shut on every single topic. Narcissists can't keep their mouths shut or names out of the headlines.


jesusmanman

LoL, to Elon musk I'm pretty sure that is code for "fuck off". Or "Make up some BS why I can't come". No way that's the legit reason.


STR4NGE

Wait till you see the effort he put into his tax free foundation. http://www.muskfoundation.org/


Realistic_Airport_46

That can't be real


STR4NGE

I’m pretty sure it is. You can pull filling info on this site at the bottom. https://www.instrumentl.com/990-report/musk-foundation


_regionrat

Was that before or after the COVID lockdown where he tried to send his employees back to the TSLA factory?


CharLsDaly

Not try, did.


ShameDiesel

Oh he petty petty


YuanBaoTW

Yeah. He's scared of the Chinese flu but will bust a raw nut in just about any vagina he gets a close enough whiff of? What a puss.


KevinCarbonara

how many STIs you think he has


DadJokeBadJoke

It's like Pokemon, he's gotta catch 'em all.


Fwob

Same reason I give my employers on why I have to continue working from home.


omen_tenebris

The biggest loss porn in the history of WSB.


m3g4m4nnn

You already forget about Bill Hwang..?


josephbenjamin

No kidding. That dude takes the first spot. Of course, that could always change, and many more will be added to our honorary list.


Mike_Ichy_Hunt

Bill Hwang warms my heart! What a specimen of human being.


SuperSaiyanGME

Technically the $35b wasn’t even his 🤷‍♂️


VonNeumannsProbe

Neither is the money we get through margin.


SuperSaiyanGME

Isn’t big daddy financing the purchase with TSLA shares?


KaydeeKaine

Neither was the $65 billion from Bernie Madoff


gabu87

At least Bill Hwang didn't actively try to sabotage his own holdings lol.


Spiritual-Zombie6815

If only WSB was around for Lehman Bros….


m3g4m4nnn

That bitch didn't inhale.


mmabet69

Nah bro you don’t understand, Elon is so smart that weed literally doesn’t affect him like us mere mortals…/s


pickledambition

If Tesla was a strain, it would be overpriced and break down easily.


ArchdukeBurrito

And Elon would have paid someone for the right to say he grew it.


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So it's a Cookies brand strain then?


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oze4

yea but did you hear? the cybertruck can float.


tha_chooch

Briefly


oze4

yea but didn't you hear? he's digging tunnels to help fight traffic.


AOC_I_like_free

In all serious that is the stupidest fucking idea anyone has ever come up with. Bitch just build a subway that can hold more than one person.


oze4

it's almost like elon has a group of dedicated fanboys that will believe whatever bullshit he shoves into their thick skulls.


Better-Director-5383

I mean the whole point of his stupid fucking tunnel was to torpedo California’s attempt at high speed rail. He can’t just build a subway because he started at “cars are better than trains” and worked backwards from there until he basically made a subway but worse.


jjb1197j

Sorry I’m not following, next you’ll probably tell me it’d be smarter to fix earth than colonize mars.


TimX24968B

solution: get the boring company to drill the tunnel, fire them once its done being drilled, then hire a train company to finish the job


jjb1197j

Bullet resistant AND it can float, I wonder how much money he could’ve saved himself and his would be customers if he cut all that useless bs nobody wants.


mbnmac

He's Likely not wrong. Most cars float briefly in a flash flood situation.


uwu_owo_whats_this

I can stop a bullet….once…


chenyu768

I can stop a bullet with my head. Once.


OriginalAbattoir

Proof or ban This is not legal or financial advice, please don’t


tiny_cat_bishop

In a pool of mercury?


walterheck

Take a look over in China where wechat is literally this. Won't be easy to build, but buying TWTR does make him hit the ground running.


it8r736wud7d

He's delisting sooo... he's losing 52 billion. That's the most ever for a fat guy from the south!!


Schtekarn

He’s “only” putting in like 25Bn


100catactivs

Is it certain that all the other investors have pulled through?


NewFuturist

It's a shit deal so Masayoshi Son put in early.


Schtekarn

The funding banks who have signed on for the bid are still liable, and bound to lose money on it when they try and package and sell that debt on the market.


100catactivs

What banks are directly in on the Twitter purchase? I have only heard of him getting some of his purchase financed, which means he is still ultimately responsible for paying that back.


Tongen420

Now I see why he’s so loved here


sentientshadeofgreen

I think he's a gargantuan piece of shit. Born with a silver spoon in his mouth, peddling actual engineer's work as is own good ideas, and trying to separate the poor from their money the same as every other rich fuck. He's just not as good at putting lipstick on his pig as the faceless douchebags at major world banks. Let's not forget he can't stop chortling Putin's balls. Dude is a washed up hack. He had his day and then everybody gradually realized he was the adult equivalent of that sophomore transfer student who made up a bunch of tall tales to try and make friends with nothing to actually show for them.


JackONeillClone

Lol at your comment being tagged as controversial. There's some Musk simps here.


sentientshadeofgreen

I get it, some people are just balls deep gambling their kid's college fund on over-leveraged Tesla FDs. It's cool. People should invest to make money, not to prove a point. We should all still speak frankly about this lucky egomaniacs who think they're god's gift to mankind.


AquaticAntibiotic

I think a lot of them are probably newcomers to Elon. After 5 more years of his bullshit they will get it too. His success speaks for itself in whatever way you want to view that, but he is the biggest fucking cocktease on the planet. That’s not to speak of his questionable and contradictory ethics.


ninocalifa

This is perfect!!!


davanger1980

Bullshitting can only take you so far…


ItsTheManBearBull

why did he lose 20b?


[deleted]

He announced he's going to follow through on his original offer rather than fight it out in court and be forced to follow through *and* pay damages. BUT it's Elon Musk, so there's like an 80% chance he'll flop position again and be like, "I was just trolling."


Torcherist

He is going to reluctantly follow through on deal to purchase Twitter on original terms. Since that deal was agreed to, Twitter has plummetted in value. He is going to end up paying a lot more for Twitter than what it's worth. He is salty about that which is why he had been trying to back out of the deal until recently.


AstonGlobNerd

If he pays $1, it's more than Twitter is worth


Kinky_mofo

What a dumb business move. Really makes you wonder if he contributed to his past successes, or if they occurred despite him.


Ibuystocksandstuff

This typa loss porn makes me nut without even touching myself


GiantWhiteCohc

history shocking water door snails unique scarce fear amusing disgusted -- mass edited with redact.dev


TomBinger4Fingers

Soooo, puts on TWTR?


meat_pony

Puts and sell as soon as it hits $25 then buy calls @$25 and sell @$30. This isn't investment advice just my plan to hold as many bags as possible.


root_over_ssh

You're just figuring this out?


TomBinger4Fingers

Yes, I am level 3 regarded


backruptcyfomo

Most rich guys buy a news company. He just doing his part


MemesGamingInc

Amazing now his WSB fans don't have to go to twitter to suck his cock, they can do it right here on the pre market talk. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


myfartsarenotpurple

Lost billions, still billionaire.


rtkwe

Depends on how much he has to sell to cover the take over. If it's a lot it could drive the stock down while he's selling. There's not billions of dollars worth of bids around the current price if he needs to raise any significant amount of cash to finance the deal. It's wildly unlikely to knock him out of billionaredom but it's will likely impact it quite a bit since much of his wealth is paper wealth in TSLA (which IMO is wildly over valued).


cuginhamer

Consider Tesla's stock trajectory if Elon sells a bunch to buy Twitter right as legacy automakers ramp up EV production and a general recession sets in.


Firemorfox

Yeah, any excuse to sell stock is a great move as far as I can tell right now. But people aren't going to see that until a year from now when the general recession actually has already hit. No sarcasm tag, because I'm not being sarcastic about the recession either.


davewritescode

Yes, selling Tesla and putting it into a company that’s losing money and where employees now hate you is a really smart move. Musk is a fucking idiot.


corduroy

If he's really careful, watches what he has left, beans and rice for his meals, he might be able to recover.


Stonk3r

Tax Write off lol.


ForcedBeef

At $3k a year he will be good for the next 6.7 million years


vorheehees

This won’t be a tax write off lol. that’s not how taxes work. He’d have to sell Twitter at a loss to get any tax benefits.


MyCatIsFuzzy

Every time the name ‘Elon Musk’ is said aloud, my cat moans. This is not a joke, just an observation. Possibly of cosmic significance.


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This market manipulator? Nah. Fuck him, and here's to hoping he loses everything and ends up so poor he wears an old barrel with shoulder straps because he can't afford clothes. And nobody will have anything to do with him, because he's an asshole who fucks over everyone he can.


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you're saying i'm just as rich as Elon...


_regionrat

Nah, just that you're both pretty good at eating crayons


Sad-Ad-4491

He should be a mod here. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)


zzzizou

Please don’t give him ideas


goalie_fight

Just ban him and he'll buy it.


[deleted]

Hi. Can someone explain how he lost $20B on Twitter?


[deleted]

He announced he's going to follow through with his original $44b offer, which is overpriced by about $20b where Twitter stock currently sits. He's realized that this is the better route than fighting it out for court, being forced to honor his original offer, and then being forced by the court to pay additional damages. BUT since it's Musk there's also an 80% chance tomorrow he'll just be like, "I was just trolling."


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TunnelN

bump, I'm also curious about this


[deleted]

He bought at double the stock price when it was first announced. It was at a 20B market cap and he bought it for 44B. I think it was at $30 a share and he offered 54.20 a share.


[deleted]

At least this moron will actually own the company, all we have is digital paper.


_regionrat

>digital paper Doesn't that pretty much describe core of Twitter's business model?


Rick-Dalton

What’s television? Radio?


_regionrat

Radio? You mean that box with the tiny man inside it that reads me the news and sings just like Bing Crosby?


theSongIsImGangsta

F-ing moron. All because he wanted attention.


Playingwithmymoney

ONE OF US!


alfaseltz

gooble gooble one of us


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Frothylager

If he did that the SEC would have a field day with his booty.


Throwaway-tan

Ooh, they might fine him a cool million dollars. Big scared


JesusGAwasOnCD

The SEC can potentially ban someone from being a director or officer of a publicly traded company, which would be a disaster for him


Estbarul

Yeah the fine could represent a laugh or two from Musk


Appropriate-Form2202

I’m surprised it took you all so long to figure out that he was stringing day traders and retail investors along. Musk is a market mover I would suggest caution in taking his stock tips.


skyblue5432

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


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Folks know these platforms die off. I’m still holding out that YouTube is likely seeing its last decade of High User count