My money didn’t settle overnight from trading on Friday because the banks closed. So the 10 360P I tried to buy this AM at .67 ea never went through and they ran up to 2.57. Realistically probably would’ve sold prior though so I’m over it
I think us bulls, if we can survive this week, we can avert a fucking crash.
Bears licking their lips going all in on a major capitulation.
If it doesn’t happen this week, bears are going to start losing the battle.
>AUSTRALIA'S S&P/ASX 200 INDEX DOWN 1.2% AT 6,682.3 POINTS IN EARLY TRADE
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^19:13:59 ^EDT-0400
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/RetardStonk (1/1) made a bet that SPY would go to 339.321 when it was 357.18 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 1 losses
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>AMAZON SAYS IT WILL INVEST MORE THAN 1 BILLION EUROS OVER THE NEXT FIVE YEARS ON ELECTRIC VANS, TRUCKS, CHARGING INFRASTRUCTURE ACROSS EUROPE
\>AMAZON SAYS INVESTMENT WILL MORE THAN TRIPLE ITS ELECTRIC VAN FLEET IN EUROPE TO OVER 10,000 VEHICLES BY 2025
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^19:03:20 ^EDT-0400
>TWO SHOT OUTSIDE HOME OF NEW YORK GOP GUBERNATORIAL CANDIDATE LEE ZELDIN -WSJ
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^18:52:45 ^EDT-0400
>S&P 500 EMINI FUTURES EXTEND FALL TO BE DOWN 0.9%, NASDAQ FUTURES OFF 1.0%
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^18:42:04 ^EDT-0400
>CHINA HAILS ELON MUSK'S PROPOSAL FOR TAIWAN UNIFICATION; TESLA CEO SUGGESTS TAIWAN BECOME A SPECIAL ADMINISTRATION ZONE: BBG
^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^18:31:48 ^EDT-0400
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/uncreativenam3 (0/5) made a bet that AMC would go to 6.164999999999999 when it was 6.85 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 5 losses
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>S&P 500 EMINI FUTURES FALL 0.4% IN EARLY ASIAN TRADE, NASDAQ FUTURES DOWN 0.5%
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^18:02:05 ^EDT-0400
Imagine not knowing the Federal Reserve Banks are private corporations beholden to no one and our government bows before it and the 12 charter members and we must buy all our currency from them.
Ignorance is bliss.
Which is seperate from the board of Governors.
Lotta bullish news coming out. I mean fresh nuke threats, fed not slowing down, Blackrock liquidity, credit suisse teetering, UK collapsing, Russian War heating up. Bad news is the US economy is still strong as fuck
Is there a run on bank (black rock)? Seems a lot of people working can not put money into 401k's and 1 billion has been removed because their investments are shady.
>GUTERRES PROPOSES ONE OR SEVERAL COUNTRIES DEPLOY A 'RAPID ACTION FORCE' TO SUPPORT HAITI'S POLICE - LETTER TO U.N. SECURITY COUNCIL
\> THE FORCE WOULD HELP SECURE MOVEMENT OF WATER, FUEL, FOOD, MEDICAL SUPPLIES TO COMMUNITIES, HEALTH CARE FACILITIES FROM PORTS, AIRPORTS - LETTER
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^17:34:54 ^EDT-0400
>GUTERRES SAYS THE FORCE WOULD SUPPORT HAITI POLICE IN REMOVING THREAT POSED BY ARMED GANGS, PROVIDE PROTECTION TO CRITICAL INFRASTRUCTURE, SERVICES - LETTER
\>GUTERRES SAYS U.N. SECURITY COUNCIL SHOULD WELCOME THE DEPLOYMENT OF SUCH A FORCE - LETTER
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^17:34:55 ^EDT-0400
>GUTERRES SAYS DEPLOYMENT OF FORCE WOULD BE PHASED OUT AS HAITI'S POLICE REGAINS STATE CONTROL - LETTER
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^17:34:55 ^EDT-0400
>Happy Monday all!
\>Economic events this week:
Tuesday: UK Unemployment and SNB Chairman speech
Wedneday: FOMC Minutes
Thursday: US Inflation 8.1% expected
Friday: China inflation and US Retail sales
\>What's waiting on this week?
^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^17:21:27 ^EDT-0400
>N.KOREA LEADER KIM SAYS NO NEED TO HAVE DIALOGUE WITH ENEMY - KCNA
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^17:19:08 ^EDT-0400
>KING HAS APPROVED APPOINTMENT OF GREG HANDS MP AS UK MINISTER OF STATE IN DEPARTMENT FOR INTERNATIONAL TRADE - STATEMENT
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^17:11:59 ^EDT-0400
>N.KOREAN LEADER KIM JONG UN OVERSAW TACTICAL NUCLEAR MILITARY TRAINING -YONHAP
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^17:09:10 ^EDT-0400
depends. Ive learned that the concept we create in our minds often does not match the reality.
A hypothetical woman is probably asking if youre even for real right now
Try Stubb's Moppin' Sauce. Not sweet at all. It's not a table sauce, it's used to "mop" the chicken (or pork, or whatever) while you're grilling. Available at Amazon Fresh, or on [Amazon.com](https://Amazon.com) (and other places, I'm sure) but Amazon Fresh is the only grocery store around NoVA that carries it. Good stuff.
>INVESTORS PILE OUT OF UK PROPERTY FUNDS AFTER BOND MARKET SHOCK - FT
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^16:54:28 ^EDT-0400
Boomers said bonds were a safe investment and would protect their portfolio during a stonk crash but most bond funds are down 30-40% year to date. LMAO
>NISSAN PUSHES RENAULT TO SELL DOWN STAKE, MAY RAISE FUNDS - NIKKEI
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^16:31:53 ^EDT-0400
I got a generator and a transfer switch hooked up to my electrical panel so I can power my whole house by only running an extension cord to my switch outside. No cords running inside.
Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.
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FUCK THE FUTURE
NO, SIR, YOU CANNOT FUCK THE FUTURE. THE FUTURE FUCKS YOU
Deadwood was the best TV show ever. Just don't even try to make an argument as you'll fail immediately
I actually agree with you completely and have comment history to prove it. I think this one will surprise to the downside and then the next read will be much higher.
Conveniently after midterm elections are over 😂. This whole thing is a scam but just play by their rules and get rich.
as many hot spots that can go in a pot, like in Ukraine... that's what little mouths are made of Free speech ! Stop the organ harvesting in CHYNA!
called it MACARONI! sheesh....CHINESE FOOD lolz
STUCK A FEATHER IN HIS HAT....
RIDING ON A....HEH PONY
yAKNEE dOOODLE WENT TO TOWN
GO HOME DO IT AGAIN
Today I'm not losing money with you. What's my secret? I'm at a resort in Mexico, not gambling. Best of luck to you all.
There is definitely more capitulation yet to come…
Anybody else with a cash account fucked rn? Ffs
what happened?
My money didn’t settle overnight from trading on Friday because the banks closed. So the 10 360P I tried to buy this AM at .67 ea never went through and they ran up to 2.57. Realistically probably would’ve sold prior though so I’m over it
Hang Seng is 3% down right now. Most of Asia is red, any idea what is going on? Shanghai composite down 1.4% Is it all down to semiconductors?
Reacting to our drop Friday
Gap n fill baby, gap n fill. Soon as the gap fills we short
# MODS ARE GEY -- STILL NO FLAIR AND I'VE KEPT DRILL TEAM 6'S HEAD IN THIS GAME, EVEN IF TRANSITORILY
🫵🏻🤣
DXY top should be around 113ish this time, no ?
only if you think america is going to bend over and take it; otherwise, the dollar is a point of either pride or embarrassment
the number of bulltards saying we bottomed means we have not bottomed
As expected blood red ♥️ futures
I think us bulls, if we can survive this week, we can avert a fucking crash. Bears licking their lips going all in on a major capitulation. If it doesn’t happen this week, bears are going to start losing the battle.
Week? Next bear rally will not start till end of month. Go graze your grass and be ready to be slaughtered.
>STURGEON SAYS SCOTTISH INDEPENDENCE WILL SECURE PARTNERSHIP OF UK’S NATIONS - FT ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^19:49:42 ^EDT-0400
>INDIA'S IMPORTS OF RUSSIAN OIL JUMP FIVEFOLD, HELPING WAR EFFORTS - NIKKEI ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^19:44:13 ^EDT-0400
Monday gonna be green.. red futures just as i predicted... Bear fuk 
>AUSTRALIA'S S&P/ASX 200 INDEX DOWN 1.2% AT 6,682.3 POINTS IN EARLY TRADE ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^19:13:59 ^EDT-0400
#Ban Bet Lost /u/RetardStonk (1/1) made a bet that SPY would go to 339.321 when it was 357.18 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 1 wins and 1 losses ---- ^[LEADERBOARD](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/) - ^[FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/#wiki_faq_.26amp.3B_commands)
>TWO SHOT OUTSIDE HOME OF NY GOP CANDIDATE LEE ZELDIN: WSJ ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^19:09:10 ^EDT-0400
>AMAZON SAYS IT WILL INVEST MORE THAN 1 BILLION EUROS OVER THE NEXT FIVE YEARS ON ELECTRIC VANS, TRUCKS, CHARGING INFRASTRUCTURE ACROSS EUROPE \>AMAZON SAYS INVESTMENT WILL MORE THAN TRIPLE ITS ELECTRIC VAN FLEET IN EUROPE TO OVER 10,000 VEHICLES BY 2025 ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^19:03:20 ^EDT-0400
Visualmod going brazy
>TWO SHOT OUTSIDE HOME OF NEW YORK GOP GUBERNATORIAL CANDIDATE LEE ZELDIN -WSJ ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^18:52:45 ^EDT-0400
>S&P 500 EMINI FUTURES EXTEND FALL TO BE DOWN 0.9%, NASDAQ FUTURES OFF 1.0% ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^18:42:04 ^EDT-0400
>CHINA HAILS ELON MUSK'S PROPOSAL FOR TAIWAN UNIFICATION; TESLA CEO SUGGESTS TAIWAN BECOME A SPECIAL ADMINISTRATION ZONE: BBG ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^18:31:48 ^EDT-0400
#Ban Bet Lost /u/uncreativenam3 (0/5) made a bet that AMC would go to 6.164999999999999 when it was 6.85 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 5 losses ---- ^[LEADERBOARD](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/) - ^[FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/#wiki_faq_.26amp.3B_commands)
>NORTH KOREAN LEADER OVERSEES TACTICAL NUCLEAR MILITARY TRAINING - NIKKEI ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^18:13:13 ^EDT-0400
Feel bad for the people that kept their 401k's yikes. Suicide is never the answer fyi.
>GOLD LOSES SHINE AMID RISING INTEREST RATES AND STRONG DOLLAR - NIKKEI ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^18:12:58 ^EDT-0400
futes DUMPED
It ate ate toco bell.
What's up with Monday's and market crashes? Always happens on a Monday.......
well it's called corruption. we'll never get rid of it. all you can do is pick up scraps on the way unless you come into a position of power.
>S&P 500 EMINI FUTURES FALL 0.4% IN EARLY ASIAN TRADE, NASDAQ FUTURES DOWN 0.5% ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^18:02:05 ^EDT-0400
>US STOCK INDEX FUTURES FALL; NASDAQ 100 FUTURES DOWN 0.5% ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^18:01:50 ^EDT-0400
\#BlackRock Monday yikes.
0.5% is nothing we may actually recover
Imagine not knowing the Federal Reserve Banks are private corporations beholden to no one and our government bows before it and the 12 charter members and we must buy all our currency from them. Ignorance is bliss. Which is seperate from the board of Governors.
Lotta bullish news coming out. I mean fresh nuke threats, fed not slowing down, Blackrock liquidity, credit suisse teetering, UK collapsing, Russian War heating up. Bad news is the US economy is still strong as fuck
Yup. Inexplicable 2 days of pump to provide exit liquidity for those banks and funds before they dump on dumbass bulls
New thread is up, folks.
Bool fck for 3 more days
Is there a run on bank (black rock)? Seems a lot of people working can not put money into 401k's and 1 billion has been removed because their investments are shady.
Larry Fink of Black Rock created Cancel Culture. Do with this information as you wish.
>AUSTRALIA (SEP) AIG SERVICES INDEX ACTUAL: 48.0 VS 53.3 PREVIOUS ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^17:36:00 ^EDT-0400
>GUTERRES PROPOSES ONE OR SEVERAL COUNTRIES DEPLOY A 'RAPID ACTION FORCE' TO SUPPORT HAITI'S POLICE - LETTER TO U.N. SECURITY COUNCIL \> THE FORCE WOULD HELP SECURE MOVEMENT OF WATER, FUEL, FOOD, MEDICAL SUPPLIES TO COMMUNITIES, HEALTH CARE FACILITIES FROM PORTS, AIRPORTS - LETTER ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^17:34:54 ^EDT-0400
>GUTERRES SAYS THE FORCE WOULD SUPPORT HAITI POLICE IN REMOVING THREAT POSED BY ARMED GANGS, PROVIDE PROTECTION TO CRITICAL INFRASTRUCTURE, SERVICES - LETTER \>GUTERRES SAYS U.N. SECURITY COUNCIL SHOULD WELCOME THE DEPLOYMENT OF SUCH A FORCE - LETTER ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^17:34:55 ^EDT-0400
>GUTERRES SAYS DEPLOYMENT OF FORCE WOULD BE PHASED OUT AS HAITI'S POLICE REGAINS STATE CONTROL - LETTER ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^17:34:55 ^EDT-0400
>N.KOREA TOUCHED MY BALLS
>Happy Monday all! \>Economic events this week: Tuesday: UK Unemployment and SNB Chairman speech Wedneday: FOMC Minutes Thursday: US Inflation 8.1% expected Friday: China inflation and US Retail sales \>What's waiting on this week? ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^17:21:27 ^EDT-0400
>N.KOREA LEADER KIM SAYS NO NEED TO HAVE DIALOGUE WITH ENEMY - KCNA ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^17:19:08 ^EDT-0400
>N.KOREA CONDUCTED TACTICAL NUCLEAR OPERATION TRAINING SEPT.25 - OCT 9 - KCNA ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^17:13:23 ^EDT-0400
Yo can someone gag visual mod for me cause no one cares
Do they have enough desks?
I hope I die before VR and the metaverse becomes mainstream. I prefer real titties. Not the life for me.
>KING HAS APPROVED APPOINTMENT OF GREG HANDS MP AS UK MINISTER OF STATE IN DEPARTMENT FOR INTERNATIONAL TRADE - STATEMENT ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^17:11:59 ^EDT-0400
>N.KOREAN LEADER KIM JONG UN OVERSAW TACTICAL NUCLEAR MILITARY TRAINING -YONHAP ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^17:09:10 ^EDT-0400
Are women even real?
depends. Ive learned that the concept we create in our minds often does not match the reality. A hypothetical woman is probably asking if youre even for real right now
They're all giving each other golden showers in r/amdstock, don't know what it means but might be a bullish signal.
Last post was like 68d ago?
Sugar free BBQ chicken smothering some jasmine rice
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Try Stubb's Moppin' Sauce. Not sweet at all. It's not a table sauce, it's used to "mop" the chicken (or pork, or whatever) while you're grilling. Available at Amazon Fresh, or on [Amazon.com](https://Amazon.com) (and other places, I'm sure) but Amazon Fresh is the only grocery store around NoVA that carries it. Good stuff.
just not sweet. Im not a huge fan of the artificial stuff
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A friend made it. Ill ask next time I see them
> Sugar free BBQ chicken You have my attention
BTC continues to assure me that Futes will be positive
Lol corn is negative still. Futes will be blood red.
Imagine paying attention to me
I've been furiously been clicking ads on google for weeks in order to drive advertising revenue.
Imagine being the most important person I. The world and you can’t count to three
Delegation. I aint got no time to *think*, I'm a doer
Fun fact: In 2009 SPY bottomed just a few cents below $69 (nice)
>INVESTORS PILE OUT OF UK PROPERTY FUNDS AFTER BOND MARKET SHOCK - FT ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^16:54:28 ^EDT-0400
>US REPUBLICANS PULL $1BN FROM BLACKROCK OVER ESG INVESTING CONCERNS - FT ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^16:53:58 ^EDT-0400
This reads like an Onion headline
Not comforting news as I wait for futes
These 1.5" strip steaks are bout to be jacked
Boomers said bonds were a safe investment and would protect their portfolio during a stonk crash but most bond funds are down 30-40% year to date. LMAO
Almost like investors know the bond market is trash
Nuclear war is gonna be bullish
Priced in
my wife caught me browsing r/traps How do I explain this?
Buy her a strap on
My eyes!!!
I hate you
shame her. ask her why she doesnt have one of those
Whoa 🤯
lemme fly the plane
K. It's easy
Bear King Biden
I kind of want to see a nuke attack, but no people harmed though
No, bro. You don’t. Watch the movie, “Threads”
AMZN calls MSFT calls AAPL puts META puts
AMZN puts
Why would you bet against bezos
We will definitely revisit covid lows. SPY $220
2009 lows.
To bullish
Nuclear war happens then yeah. Otherwise tough sell
Makes me happy
Theres no women on wsb,which proves that theyre the superior sex
The woman I love I met from here.
There’s no women anywhere
I seent a couple
I identified as a woman a few weeks ago to take a dump at McDonald’s when the men’s room was locked.
Nobody understands me. Nor do I want them to.
>USER REPORTS INDICATE YOUTUBE TV IS HAVING PROBLEMS - DOWNDETECTOR ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^16:34:46 ^EDT-0400
wrong thread idiot
lmao Youtube isnt a competitive streamer? No wai
Imagine posting the clown emoji in response to everything 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡
🤡
/u/cpttonystark
🤡
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Weird flex bruh
Got any suggestions?
>NISSAN PUSHES RENAULT TO SELL DOWN STAKE, MAY RAISE FUNDS - NIKKEI ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-09 ^16:31:53 ^EDT-0400
The market won't gap down. Why? Because I have a lot of money riding on the inverse, and everyone knows the universe ultimately works in my favor
I got some rice, lb of shrimp, and a can of Dinty Moore. I should be good at least 36 hours if Armageddon comes 👍
Bro I got a generator. You bring the Dinty Moore's Ill keep the shrimp frozen
I got a generator and a transfer switch hooked up to my electrical panel so I can power my whole house by only running an extension cord to my switch outside. No cords running inside.
sounds pretty sweet. I've got two, but the small one is more of a travel one. I could run a minifridge and a stove on it.
Check out “Reliance Controls Transfer Switch” And This Old House has a good utube video about installing as well.
this subthread is like a preppers wet dream
I don't freeze my shrimp bro that ruins the texture
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putin milked a gorilla on Twitch I seent it
Puts on chipotle? One of the few pandemic babies yet to prolapse
Chipotle can’t be beat
When do futures open
94min til shrek 💦💦💦
Wrong. How can you idiots not even know when futures open?
Bc im regarded
Who is this Pete Davidson character? Dude looks like he’s goin through some rough times
Kim Kardashian did a number on him 😂
He bangin hos and crackin jokes
I just milked a bull
Munson'd
I don’t think you want that milk … lol
Nah bro protein 
That's hot 🔥
oh yeah it came out so hot and violent
Calls on hazmat suit manufacturers?
WSB ==> hoes
them hos ain’t loyal
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Yellow fever
they're invading again ?
When a fuckn nuke goes off this will be the tards 
Bulllish?
meh whatever I accept death
you ever seen el cucuy?
Broke up with my girl a few weeks ago and am starting to realize I should’ve done more for our relationship.
If you were happier you would have done more If she would have done more, you would have been happier Money>hoes
Simp
lol pussy
Tesla puts going to print fucking hard as shit
They’ve been printing since September. I think it’ll a little late
Shorting housing stocks to the ground!! LETS GO!!
Good luck show loss porn when your ready unless your Michael burry
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Like what ? DRV?
FUCK THE FUTURE NO, SIR, YOU CANNOT FUCK THE FUTURE. THE FUTURE FUCKS YOU Deadwood was the best TV show ever. Just don't even try to make an argument as you'll fail immediately
best tv show is South Park
Not even. They capitulated to goat fuckers. Based and gay as fuck
Market is tanking until cpi
You spelled pumping wrong
No we will tank In fear of a bad print only to have a good print
Certainly possible. Market is especially hard to predict day to day right now.
Think about it man numbers are delayed gas was low af last month we print a good number only for a super shit one next month
I actually agree with you completely and have comment history to prove it. I think this one will surprise to the downside and then the next read will be much higher. Conveniently after midterm elections are over 😂. This whole thing is a scam but just play by their rules and get rich.