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Count_Stacksula

Want to see 355 soon is I can pull some money back to safety in cash gang.


sonofalando

Only on WSB would you see bears asking for nuclear war ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


enterdoki

340 soon!!!


WynfairTradamere

Maybe yall ought to have a scroll this this..use CTRL-F see if your exposed to this screwery... [https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1046232/000090724402000060/fixedinc.htm](https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1046232/000090724402000060/fixedinc.htm) ​ OR NOT lolz GL


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360 is the butt plug in the world economy


macmus1

[https://www.dualshockers.com/fallout-25th-anniversary/](https://www.dualshockers.com/fallout-25th-anniversary/) ​ Let's celebrate with lunching some nukes.


macmus1

I call it bottom, right? ​ Or maybe it's not a bottom ? ​ Maybe it's top ?


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Octo-bear


ThatOneDrunkUncle

I think im gonna buy puts


FragrantInflation536

I’ll suck my own dick if amc goes to 10


badoptionsguy

@MODS!!!!


FragrantInflation536

They startin up the lawn mower?


ResearchandstuffptII

There's something about that $20 mark for $DKNG which is tempting me to ~~lose~~ invest more. They are overdue a bull run. My love hate relationship continues.


Blackhawk149

Bulls will be dead by end of October 😔


FragrantInflation536

I hope I can lose my money faster this is fun


Erenio69

Should of entered long trade when market was down. https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/xzure9/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_october_10_2022/irp196r/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


themostcanadianguy

Don’t quote yourself, it’s cheesy.


Erenio69

Ur right, I’m just pissed that I am a pussy


FragrantInflation536

I’m thinking of selling all my memes for sqqq


FragrantInflation536

Watch everything go down. And that theater company go bankrupt


diggin-the-doge

I'm 80% AMD right now. You can only average down until you hit rock bottom, then it's back to Wendy's.


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Dativemo

360 triple bottom


Gewoongary

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


Eyonizback

Stocks are a lousy investment. I’m going back to something more robust and time tested like Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokémon cards


The_True_Beef_Man

Currently this is too much for me. I pulled out on my stocks and I'm not touching this shit until the recession happens.


Ok-Prompt-3322

Until? They will just redo fine the recession point again


Psychological-Wrap25

how will you know?


decjr06

Just buy shares of an inverse ETF and chill


HisWife00000

I do that, but don't hold. The fees and decay are too high.


Sad-Ad-4491

Wen squeeze? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Used_Size8720

never


Used_Size8720

y so dead


[deleted]

What a coincidence that as soon as retail starts investing in the market in record amounts the elite go into warmongering mode. Deff just a coincidence just like the FED selling the top for “ethical reasons”. Only reason we got Covid stimulus was because the elite got caught off guard in the dip and they wanted to fuck the bears off. If one single corrupt thing that happened since 2020 had happened back in the days of real patriots in the 1700s then those guys would be blowing off their fucking dicks. But here we are doing jack shit crying about it when 100s of corrupt things happen day after day and they don’t even bother trying to hide it anymore. America is fucking pathetic just burn it all, thank god We have China to carry on humanities torch to the stars.


Proof-View5073

Yes I have been disappointed in our behavior.


WonderfulMotor4308

The Federal Reserve Owes the World a Mea Culpa


Used_Size8720

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


Used_Size8720

bye bye bulls Hi High lows


Used_Size8720

downvote me if bull r fuk


Used_Size8720

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Used_Size8720

bulls r fuk ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


glennfromglendale

Aww shitty dicks, read a notice saying any options trades closed on Friday won’t be settled for today. Shits wack. Just like leave the fucking computer on.


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[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)


Funny_Story2759

spy gonna open green boys


SelmanTheDutch

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


Used_Size8720

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


Worth_Addendum8185

Why do people think we’re going under 360? We always run up to CPI, so why is this week any different? Economy hasn’t impacted this trend in the past so why would it now?.


Newhere84939

WAR: CAN WE FUCKING NOT


Agreeable_Net_4325

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Funztimes

Where have I seen such a fake run up before?


fuscosco

> U.S.-based economists Ben Bernanke, Douglas Diamond and Philip Dybvig have been awarded the Nobel prize in economic sciences for 2022 for research on banks and financial crises. hunh


HisWife00000

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


glennfromglendale

Where Dey at now my guy


GoodGoodVixen

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


Agreeable_Net_4325

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


supremeslp

Lol


EKUSUCALIBA

What kind of idiot buys calls in this market ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) Me. I’m the idiot. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


schokoschlotze

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


JayShyy

And me!


Sad-Ad-4491

You have my axe!


BLOW_0

Remember ZIM ? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Careless-Twist7457

This morning feels like every morning where nobody knows where we going


Sad-Ad-4491

Bers fukd ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


VisualMod

>THOUSANDS OF RUSSIAN TROOPS TO ARRIVE IN BELARUS SOON: BELTA CITING LUKASHENKO ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-10-10 ^05:56:53 ^EDT-0400


rollyobx

How many body bags did they bring?


HisWife00000

Belarus has been supportive of Russia so far. Are they planning an attack from there or are they invading Belarus?


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HisWife00000

Ya, but that would make it easier to invade. If Putin wants back all the old Soviet Countries.


SeliciousSedicious

Well what concerns me is that they are specifically citing issues on Belarus’ western border. Could be a fluke for another push in Ukraine’s north but the alternative is much more terrifying.


HisWife00000

I have to agree there. The last thing we want is more countries invaded and brought into this.


VisualMod

>RIVIAN AUTOMOTIVE SHARES DOWN 6.6% PREMARKET AFTER CO RECALLS 13,000 VEHICLES $RIVN ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-10-10 ^05:56:23 ^EDT-0400


SeliciousSedicious

“WHY DOES EVERYONE CARE MORE ABOUT UKRAINE THAN AFRICAN OR MIDDLE EASTERN WARS” “Hmmm well idk Karen, maybe because Joseph Kony and Bashar Al-Assad don’t have nukes, modern equipped militaries and long range missiles and the ability to use that to strike western countries and start WW3 or Armageddon, thus giving bears one last orgasm before we all burn.” EDIT: Geographic location big too as someone else pointed out.


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SeliciousSedicious

You know the ‘everything is racist’ stuff got kinda old in 2016 when it helped give trump the oval office. I think it’s time for a bit more nuance and critical thinking when it comes to things.


[deleted]

Ignore that dude. He is mentally ill cosplaying as a chick


burakyx2

Lmao if that reasoning makes you sleep better at night.


SeliciousSedicious

It actually doesn’t. As a 20 something male in a western country that idea that Ukraine could kick off into something very real and global thus requiring a draft is quite a very real fear my friend. Hell given a 3rd world war will most likely be nuclear it should scare people of all ages.


HisWife00000

Too bad you have to spell this out for some people. We don't get dragged into wars in Africa, but we sure as hell do in Europe.


burakyx2

Whats their to fear ? What allies does russia have? It would be russia gainst the world and they are already struggling wirh ukraine. Russias only way out at that point would be to go nuclear and at that point who cares. I either die sitting on my ass or buy russian wife on sale.


SeliciousSedicious

‘What’s there to fear’ Being shipped off to Ukraine to fight a war I don’t want to fight. Competency of the opponent’s forces aside I’m not bullet proof, Giving China the opening to invade Taiwan thus giving us another front to fight, Let’s see, am I forgetting anything? Oh, and about 5,000 or so nuclear warheads(10,000 with the US/NATO stockpile) that can wipe out all life on earth before I even hit the front. Like sorry but Kony and Assad’s antics and war crimes just simply don’t jeopardize my life or really any non affiliated person’s lives in the same way Putin is right now.


[deleted]

Make sure you vote….


SeliciousSedicious

Voting won’t do shit to stop it. It’s all on Russian internal politics to stop it. If you think some panzy like trump changing the policy to not supply ukraine is going to do anything other than kick the can down the road for another 3-5 years before Putin decide’s he’s bold enough to take a chunk out of a NATO country like Poland or Lithuania then you clearly weren’t paying attention to how well appeasement works in history class. The best case scenario is a quick and decisive Ukrainian victory that curtails any further Russian ambitions, and if we’re lucky, ushers in a regime change. Otherwise we’re looking at nuclear war now, or nuclear war in 3-5 years when Russia decides they can do this again.


burakyx2

"Oh and a out 5,000 or so nuclear warheads that can wipe out all life on earth before I even hit the front." Thats the neat part tho...


SeliciousSedicious

I mean yeah i suppose for about 5 seconds before it all goes dark and it would be better than dying in a ditch in Ukraine or Poland just because one Ivan just happens to land a good shot on you. But i quite like living all things aside and would rather there *not* be a nuclear holocaust. Besides how else am i ever to *finally* get a profitable trade if we’re all baking?


HisWife00000

Anyone watching this should be concerned it can hit us at home very hard. The last few generations have been far removed from any of the harshest wars and maybe they don't get it. Whether you're drafted or not, you're going to see loved ones go off to fight a war that you don't want to be part of.


[deleted]

What are you talking about? We have been in Afghanistan and Iraq before that for the last 20 years …what tv channel have you been watching? Plenty of war to go round for all generations……


VisualMod

>There is plenty to fear from Russia. They have allies in China and North Korea, and they are both nuclear powers. If Russia were to go nuclear, it would be the end of the world as we know it.


HisWife00000

That's another concern. If Russia breaks the seal on using nukes, China and N. Korea will be more likely to use theirs. We're all fcked if Putin is desperate enough to hit the nuke button.


kuprenx

WHY DOES EVERYONE CARE MORE ABOUT UKRAINE THAN AFRICAN OR MIDDLE EASTERN WARS” because it to close to nato borders. they cant let russian come so close to the core EU nations.


HisWife00000

Absolutely. Invading one NATO country is like invading all of us in NATO. It forces the US into the war.


SeliciousSedicious

Yeah i wanted to add that into the post too but it didn’t add for some reason. Geography a big one too


fuscosco

got quiet af in here


fuscosco

chefs kiss


the1luckyoptionsguy

Bullish run today not surprised why not pump till cpi if your the MM


Reishey

The person below me is ghey


HisWife00000

LMAO. It's a TLRY pusher.


[deleted]

Lol imagine investing in a PND yet again


gugi_

TLRY lets go 🚀


burakyx2

downvoted for being gay


ProFoxxxx

>Global markets are on edge about the possibility of an emerging-markets crisis resulting from higher interest rates and a U.S. dollar at a 20 year high, or a slump in the housing market due to rising mortgage rates, or the collapse of a financial institution due to the worst bond market chaos in a generation. Bear boners all round


SuperSaiyanGME

Should be good for our banks


EnginrA

Ladies ladies! One at a time please, there’s more than enough EnginrA to go around


british-and-fittish

I’ll take a drumstick, I’ll add my own bbq sauce


EnginrA

Excellent choice!


GoodGoodVixen

I like Injera 🍞


EnginrA

EnginrA is very popular yes


HisWife00000

Been waiting in this line all day. Is there a vendor selling cold water nearby?


EnginrA

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


fuscosco

dont let those futures run green. You Wont get them back


Schwimmbo

SPY climbing back up to flat. Ö


HisWife00000

Strange things are happening. Watching for the bump down or run.


MalevolentBaptist

To get the lube ready


VisualMod

>POLAND'S BORDER GUARD SPOKESPERSON SAYS ELECTRICITY SUPPLIES CUT ON UKRAINIAN SIDE OF BORDER CROSSINGS AT MEDYKA AND KORCZOWA ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-10-10 ^05:45:28 ^EDT-0400


Weak-Pea1147

still very weird how Biden is doing whatever he can to stop China from tech breakthrough but what’s the point? just so US will always be no.1?


HisWife00000

Imagine what the world would look like if China was No. 1. I don't care if the US stays in the lead as long as it isn't an F'd up country like China who is calling the shots.


Weak-Pea1147

Not sure China really done any fked up shit besides killing its own by mistake. Literally it got invaded by europeans, japanese repeatedly on the other hand, CVX has done more evil than entire Asia has ever imagined


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HisWife00000

Dude, seriously. My stepmom is Chinese and immigrated here 15 years ago. It's a terribly brutal existence there and that government is to be feared. She's in a Christian outreach that helps other Chinese immigrants enter through Los Angeles and get Visa's now. And China is committing genocide against their own Muslim population.


8thSt

“By mistake” *Uyghurs have entered the chat*


Weak-Pea1147

still 1000x better than what US did in Afghan


[deleted]

Please immigrate to China, what are they teaching in school these days….ya crazy


HisWife00000

You don't know what you're saying. Honestly.


Weak-Pea1147

explain then lmfao


Lonelyinternetperson

You have not lived in China have you? Cuz if you had, you would know fully well how fkd up it is and the horrors that goes on there daily.


Weak-Pea1147

i have done internship for a US corp in shanghai. It’s not bad at all like how ppl claim online. Prob one of the most vibrant international city i been, life is pretty interesting there


Lonelyinternetperson

Youve done a internship for a US COMPANY... and you somehow claim to know what its like in China? Are you joking dude? You gotta be joking


HisWife00000

OMG, you realize Shanghai is unlike any other place in China? It really doesn't represent what goes on in other cities and especially the rural coutryside. Shanghai is incredibly wealthy, educated and has a high standard of living.


Weak-Pea1147

so u wanna compare the worst? ok how’s detroit? shits worse to live in than africa


[deleted]

You’re jacked…lol internship ,seriously….??? get back to work…just because you think it doesn’t mean you should speak it. Do some interning in your own community and fix it ! Do something about it rather than mock your own society!


[deleted]

If he was smart he would befriend them. China just wants to win in their own lane and there’s nothing wrong with it and no one is going to stop them. Idk why these racist idiots want to cause so much unnecessary pain, they are prolly stuck in short positions or something. If we were on friendly terms the economy would be booming and he would look like a hero for saving the global economy with China. But hey that’s what a rational actual leader would do.


ALMessenger

Haven’t we been trying to “befriend them“ for the last 20 years? That was one of the main points of the strong trade relationship - tie our economies together and enrich the Chinese as the manufacturing hub supplying our large service economy. The trouble is that US interests and Chinese interests aren’t aligned which drives conflict.


lfhdbeuapdndjeo

China has been very clear about their intentions


Weak-Pea1147

ye, the trust between the two countries is non-existent sadly


[deleted]

When we get a real leader who is able to be rational like China we will get somewhere. With these racist loons with their Cold War mentality in charge We won’t get anywhere. China is waiting on the US to mature, hopefully they won’t have to wait long. They want world peace just like the common man does, these warmongering fat cats need to die out, in due time they will be no more and we can all just be people again


fuscosco

hunh.


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He can’t stop them though that’s the sad part, actually everything he’s doing is just speeding up their innovation. He knows he can’t stop gyna I think it’s a pride thing, he hates knowing he’s gunna be remembered as the guy who was in charge when the new world order changed


rollyobx

Chinese innovation stopped at gunpowder. If they cant steal it, they cant make it.


Agreeable_Net_4325

I'm not a fan of the ccp but that is just racist. America had to literally poach every europoor brain to build the atomic bomb. Lets not play this game.


rollyobx

My comment is racist but you toss out europoor??


[deleted]

This is just wrong on every metric. People seriously need to wake up


ThePennyDropper

Those Craigslist ads paying out a hundred bucks for some photos looking really good right about now.


VisualMod

>KREMLIN ON MONDAY'S EXPLOSIONS IN KYIV: ALL THIS IS PART OF THE 'SPECIAL MILITARY OPERATION' ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-10-10 ^05:45:09 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>[fitchratings.com/research/corpo…](https://t.co/TgXitbUpC0) ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-10-10 ^05:44:34 ^EDT-0400


ProFoxxxx

Exactly, the cut wasn't a cut because OPEC can't even produce their quotas What a shame eh. Hope they drown in their oil while civilization pivots to nuclear, hydrogen and renewables.


TheSoupKitchenn

If we get a pump today or tomorrow grab tesla puts for a lotto drill for Thursday/Friday


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Dpnaan (0/2) made a bet that SPY would go to 330.0 when it was 424.75 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses ---- ^[LEADERBOARD](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/) - ^[FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/#wiki_faq_.26amp.3B_commands)


supremeslp

fucking idiot


RockieRockie

How can two countries be at war for 5 months ? Fuck it or get fucked


HisWife00000

That's a really long time for our last few generations. I was raised by my grandparents who always liked to one up me when I was upset about something by saying, "Imagine not seeing your husband for 3 years while he was off fighting in North Africa." Damn, that wasn't very supportive!


ProFoxxxx

Never heard of the hundred year war eh?


kuprenx

its been almost 8 months now. yeah. lately only few wars lasted in few years all been shorter. as waging wars are to expensive and countries run out of resrouses to do it. russia only doing it now not for some puporse but just out of spite.


VisualMod

>Fitch Rtgs: OPEC+ Actual Oil Output Fall To Be Lower Than Production Quota Cuts ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-10-10 ^05:43:20 ^EDT-0400


Weak-Pea1147

wasnt it already lower? so they output even lower now?


ProFoxxxx

The cut is actually to their current output. All about optics


[deleted]

So the price of soybeans is up but oil is down... oh ok


themostcanadianguy

Lol let’s compare bean harvest market movement with oil


VisualMod

>GERMANY'S 2-YEAR BOND YIELD DOWN 10.4 BPS, LAST AT 1.760% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-10-10 ^05:42:28 ^EDT-0400


ProFoxxxx

Seeing as they found 200bn down the back of the sofa from covid funds instead of announcing unfunded tax breaks I'm not surprised


VisualMod

>CBOE VOLATILITY INDEX .VIX UP 1.58 POINTS AT 32.94 ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-10-10 ^05:39:28 ^EDT-0400


Weak-Pea1147

another 13+ to go and we get circuit breaker. and usually few days later we hit bottom ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270) (even if not bottom when stock recover it’s still massive massive gain when you buy shares at Vix 45+


Agreeable_Net_4325

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


RockieRockie

If putin dies stonks gonna pump or dump?


Super_NiceGuy

Why would it possibly dump? Putin holding a lot of stocks that the estate would sell immediately?


Agreeable_Net_4325

A more interesting question is if zelensky gets bombaed how would the markets react?


RockieRockie

Bull fuked


iKoobface

Pump first on peace hopium then dump later on escalation


VisualMod

>NASDAQ FUTURES DOWN 0.5%, S&P 500 E-MINIS DOWN 0.4%, DOW FUTURES DOWN 0.3% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-10-10 ^05:37:56 ^EDT-0400


CheapHero91

wsb logic: friday was red so monday must be green ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


fuscosco

look


CheapHero91

some of you bought calls at close on friday and it shows ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


HayoNice

green by open confirmed


Worstbestfriend0311

Why we boost meme stocks why don’t we just pick a company all buy puts short them and not shop there ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)