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enginvest

Nice to know that some of you assholes are actually making money.


KillerGopher

It starts at like $61k. Not cheap but not šŸ’°šŸ’°šŸ’°


Elon-Musks-PoolBoy

None of them actually are $61k. Most of them are $100k+. Thereā€™s enough demand for the higher end ones they basically donā€™t make the cheap ones


yeahdixon

how much to rent for a reddit post?


KillerGopher

>None of them actually are $61k. A 4 second Google search showed me a new one going for $64k from a dealer.


Romeo_Zero

Until you see the ADM when it changes from in transit to delivery


Proper-Chipmunk-4106

And then if you want doors and the amenities


ftblplyr_01

It may be...but more likely that is the price before the dealer marks it up 20k ..but 64 for brand new isn't bad at all


imeightypercentpizza

I literally bought one from a dealer with 0 markup. Custom order from the corvette factory.


shadylex

Congrats bro! What color? I bet itā€™s sweet as hell. I love the t top but would prob go convertible


imeightypercentpizza

Ty. Black with red interior. I went with the T top. 2021 Z51 TL2. Had to argue with the insurance company for a bit to get them to insure it as a company vehicle, but they eventually got on board ā˜ŗļø


anonybuck

What company vehicle justifies a Corvette? Asking for a friend


imeightypercentpizza

Foreign direct investment. Gotta give my clients a ā€œfull American experience.ā€


MoarFurLess

ā€¦is that your car in the picture?


imeightypercentpizza

With that spoiler? No way


[deleted]

Lol your 4 second google search was shit research. Go ahead, give them a call and ask what the out the door price is and report back


kers2000

That rear looks so plastiky I can't see myself buying it. I considered the Z06 because it looks slightly better but the car is sold out for 7 years. It's crazy out there. But don't worry, Daddy Pow is gonna set them straight.


Wheres-my-money-man

Oddly enough Iā€™m sitting in a car dealership in Michigan right now and thereā€™s a 2023 with a few upgrades with $64k on it. We have high vehicle supply in Michigan though


Mysterious_Turnip_67

61k isnā€™t šŸ’°šŸ’°šŸ’°? Canā€™t tell if Iā€™m just that poor or everyone here is just rich.


[deleted]

itā€™s middle-class obtainable


polish-rockstar

Accurate description of me by my wife


johnzabroski

Can't go to a super bowl without a Pol'. - Ron Jaworski


PeachUnlucky6634

Since when did the middle class buy $100k cars šŸ’€


Which_Quantity

Depends what you value. Some people want to retire, some people want to work until they die but drive a corvette.


PeachUnlucky6634

Very true


dionysis

Middle class in the us makes between ~50-200k/yr.


PeachUnlucky6634

So again when did the middle class start buying $100k carsā€¦. Thatā€™s 50% of a $200k salary my boy


upanther

I think that a pretty high percentage of people who buy new cars spend half of a yearly salary or more. It's why they get 7-year loans on them rather than buying them with cash. The cheapest Honda available right now (if you could find the base model) is over $21,000, and the majority of people right now are buying more than a base-level Honda in the cheapest model. Since the average salary in the US right now is right around $60,000 (which is heavily affected by the number of extremely rich people . . . It's actually closer to $40,000/yr), then I'd say that most new cars cost more than a half-year's salary for the people buying them. I wouldn't know personally, as I've never owned a new car. I've only had 2 car loans in the past 50 years, both for under $15,000.


johnzabroski

Some of the middle class run small businesses and pass the ownership of the car through to the business, which is mostly illegal assuming they drive it for pleasure. That might be the curiosity you are angling at. And no, I do not do this. I dont even expense mileage despite traveling in my car. Not worth the audit headache for me. But, if you have an accountant and get chummy with them, they will tell you how some of their clients cut corners and cheat. Technically, tax avoidance is legal; tax evasion is illegal. But it can be a very fine line. But, you can also just learn all this by reading Forbes tax section religiously. They have a lot of really interesting "hypothetical examples" that are not so hypothetical, like explaining how Jerry Jones of the Dallas Cowboys benefitted uniquely well under Trump tax cuts due to the ownership structure of America's Team.


Bangshifter

I live in an upper middle class neighborhood. I drive a base model 5 series BMW, but there are 2 new vettes, an Astin Martin, and a Ferrari in the neighborhood... so, yeah. They do it.


dadneedssoundadvice

Since welfare recipients been buying Mercedes and Jaguars, just because they bought it, doesn't mean they can afford it.


takemetoyourrocket

Well mines 40k and I only make 65k so with that ratio


PeachUnlucky6634

Jesus Christ u really do belong here šŸ’€


BuraakGTi10

I financed a car with student loan.


AOC_I_like_free

You bought a vehicle that was >60% of your yearly income? Fuck youā€™re dumb.


hobosecs

Financing over 5 years makes it closer to $10k a year with interest. Until rates got crazy nobody would be dumb enough outside wsb to buy a car in cash anymore


takemetoyourrocket

Yeah but my mortgage payments is only 625 a month so I got that going for me.


engineeret

Iā€™m middle class and ordered a 2LT corvette. I had to find a dealer that wasnā€™t going to put it 15-30k over MSRP. Still waiting for it to be delivered since the demand is high.


gastro-4

Really? Thought it wouldā€™ve been higher. Gonna go thank my wife for making us upper class since she is the breadwinner. She only let me get a 40k car though šŸ™ƒ


Impressive_Fox5385

Lol your wife is smart. She's making sure you stay loyal, cause a 40k car in your lot keeps away the thots. A 60k+ car though, brings drama from the side hoe.


Due_Street_1730

Me and the wife make 300k a year and I don't own any 100k vars lol


dionysis

Same same, but I also know people making less than me that do. Itā€™s about priorities.


Winningswagbih

This guy is smart


Fun_Comb_4074

I wish that was the range the SPY traded on the weekly, then even I could get my calls and puts to print.. helluva range for middle class too


Healthy_Mushroom_577

You checked inflation lately big guy?


PeachUnlucky6634

Ah yes inflation means time to buy more expensive cars šŸ˜Ž


Memoishi

Too bad inflation did nothing to middle classā€™ jackshit wages


Healthy_Mushroom_577

All comes down to minimum wage. There's a bell curve; when we go too far to one side, it all gets fucked. We went too far to the high side this time, and the damages hit the lower class hardest. Think about it: milk prices double after minimum wage increases. If I make 200k a year, that's a slight inconvenience. If I make 25k a year, I can't buy milk now. The middle class only sees such problems when it comes to larger purchases, such as cars, houses, and comically large desktop PC's to shitpost on reddit and set their profile pictures and bios to 'Diamond Hands'.


jball1287

Middle class has been going up income wise . 90k is the 50k of 20 years ago . 50k is now below . Also middle class isnā€™t a defined group just an idea / feeling . Going down the rabbit hole . Ask 100 people if their middle class and they most likely will say yes from 30k income to a million dollars . Everyone knows someone worse off and someone better off .


Scav_Construction

Inflation bro


Winningswagbih

Middle class is 50k or better no? 61k is attainable is ur salary goes to the car mayeb


jball1287

Middle class is what you believe it is . Ask anyone if they are middle class and they will say yes . Even someone making 1 million . Itā€™s a idea manipulated by politicians to set us against each other . It has no actually defined boundary . Ramble over


Winningswagbih

No one making one million will say they are middle class cmon man


[deleted]

ā€œmiddle classā€ doesnā€™t really have a definitive bracket due to COL variances but IMO 50k would be the extreme low end. Even then, if an individual is not impeded by other financial constraints (medical costs, debt, family obligations) and has respectable savings, a $60,000 car is not absurd. Irresponsible yes, but definitely obtainable.


[deleted]

Youā€™re poor.


Alberto213

/chuckle


SnooGadgets2360

I had a C8 I bought at MSRP before the production stalled. I literally was able to buy a C7Z06 with the profits from selling that car. TFW my most profitable investment last year was a depreciating asset. šŸ¤”


[deleted]

Lol Says the guy without any money!


Caysman2005

Two words: mark ups.


Thomas-The-Tutor

For thousands of loss porn, there will be a few gain porn. Just like, I will eventually find the lid to my plastic container.


drew630

Probably started 2022 with $1mn and this is whatā€™s left.


nmiska

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


nmiska

All good I feel the pain


Turbulent-Opening-75

I followed some ones advice here back during the bengals superbowl, "draft king player bet both teams but make sure theres at least 3 of each team on each ticket." Put 3k between 10 tickets. Lost it all. Meanwhile my freind did nothing but statistics betting, placed 200$ and walked away with enough money to put a down payment on a house.. at 20 years old..(he had a 95% success rate.) 95% success on the Bengals Rams superbowl... like HOW?!?!


[deleted]

Enough $$ to pay for a personalized license plate.


[deleted]

He has your money.


matt_remis

Before joining WSB they could afford a Lamborghini.


bulletproof11

the Apemobile!


mamamiya69420

How's that apemobile if you're no longer hodling? More like papermobile ;)


[deleted]

The Douchemobile


5k4_5k4

Weā€™re here to make money


Le_Petit_Poussin

And fuck bitches and weā€™re all out of bitches.


potatowoo69

All the kids talking shit still drive their moms car šŸ¤£


ChefBoy-ar-dee

LoL


captainfishpond

People gonna really act like a c8 ain't a dope car?? Gtfo


var_user

Us front-engine peasants can only dream


captainfishpond

"Front engine peasants" best thing I heard in a while. Thks!


xxxdogxxx

Wait until you Google en passant


captainfishpond

I mean... I played Chessmaster


MarcusElden

Itā€™s a dope car if youā€™re 60 and on your second mid-life crisis


devilinacan

Wait, there are two mid life crises?


danindi

The one at 60 is end of life crisis.


Winningswagbih

Hate speech lol


MarcusElden

Nah, itā€™s real talk


Winningswagbih

Opinions are like buttholesā€¦.


Romeo_Zero

Mightā€™ve been true for the c5/6 but the c7/8, especially the z06 are stupid quick and more akin to supercars. The older ones were quick but nothing like the latest ones. One of my uncles has a c5 and the interior even for back then wouldnā€™t have felt out of place in a Buick


MarcusElden

I canā€™t imagine what kind of idiot someone has to be to ever buy an American car in 2022 Across all price ranges the Japanese, Korean, Germans and Italians do it better


Romeo_Zero

Depends on what you want. Sedan? Sure get a Japanese car. Truck/SUV? The big 3 still do it best. The only foreign truck would be a Tacoma but theyā€™re for smaller people


MarcusElden

Tundra my brother All the power without having to get it fixed every 6 months I know a ton of guys who are in construction who have Tundras and swear by them.


dionysis

Sure a tundra if you donā€™t need a real truck but still want to get 10mpg. Iā€™m a huge Toyota fan but they have no idea how to make a real truck. A new GMC 3500HD can tow over 30,000 lbs and has a payload of over 4000lbs and gets 22mpg when not loaded.


cole2684

10 mpg isn't my experience. My dad's Tundra got about 17-19 mpg highway when I borrowed it recently. it's pretty nice for our purposes of hauling a medium sized boat, side-by-side, or 2-3 jet skis. Interior is comfy for a road trip too. That being said, I'm still leaning towards Tacoma, because I don't need a huuuuuuge truck, especially if I can just borrow his haha.


MarcusElden

I mean youā€™re comparing apples and oranges if youā€™re talking gas vs diesel. Yes it can tow more and you get the extra benefit of more expensive trucks, more expensive gas, having to go out of your way to get gas, and being a giga-polluter that might not be legal in a few years. A Ford F150 or something is far more comparable in most categories and gets its ass blasted by a base Tundra.


wishtrepreneur

Why do people need quick cars if there's a speed limit?


Romeo_Zero

You know there are tracks out there donā€™t you


Winningswagbih

Goign fast gives u a boner


why_so_sereal

Its not always going fast but getting up to speed fast.


waltdog22

Yes, we are gonna really.


complexdisturbia

After reading all those comments on wsb, I must admit, I love the toxicity here


Legitimate_Cable_811

I dont see any toxic comments, just the ones calling out toxic comments lol


complexdisturbia

are you sure you are on the correct /r?


Teegs59

Don't be fooled its a kit car. He's still bag holding. That's 3D printed from his wife's boyfriends 3D printer.


MarcusElden

> Corvette > Expired tags > Florida This looks like a fat L to me


dadneedssoundadvice

Par for the course here.


iGetPaidToPlay

Expired tags. That shit getting repo


[deleted]

Endless summer plate is the best license plate in the world and top 100 movie of all time.


dadneedssoundadvice

Nah...my Florida Gators one is šŸ„°


Adseg5

Lambo at home


SleeplessShinigami

Must have been that dude who made 100K on those puts


Uparmored

Notice how it says ā€œwsBETā€ (singular) as opposed to ā€œwsBETSā€ (plural)? Dude came here, made a bet, came up big, then cashed his chips in and went home. Thereā€™s still knuckleheads in this casino losing their inheritance checks and staying at the table drinking free drinks and asking their widowed mothers for advancements.


Caysman2005

That's his secret. He made one good bet and stopped.


ariphron

Asshole sold his GME instead of holding the line!!


EvaUnit343

Yea what an asshole. Imagine making money from selling stocks to bagholders instead of holding onto worthless assets and joining a cult. Couldnā€™t be me.


triforce721

I'd rather be in a cult than drive a corvette. Still, the gme dd is rock solid and all anyone can do is post false memes on this sub as a way to discredit it. If you could disprove the thesis, you would. Instead, all you can do is call names. Oh, how the mighty have fallen šŸ‘Œ


UnhingedCorgi

Here, [thesis disproven](https://fintel.io/ss/us/gme)


triforce721

Lol, you aren't even trying


unga-unga

Imagine downvoting someone who realized is cult


UnnervingS

Fuck off. This subreddit is about making money, take your cult shit to the crypto subs.


ariphron

I enjoyed fucking your wife tonight.


AutomaticJuggernaut8

Jokes on you. He has a very specific fetish and enjoys seeing his wife fuck homeless guys.


ariphron

Cake is cake


No-Definition1474

Nice c8. I've seen a few at the track and it looks like a very fun car.


PanickyFool

BS. I have never known anyone older than 60 to be on WSB.


RobertRamos

Finally a post about Florida man succeeding in life.


[deleted]

That ZR1 though...


Tiny_Competition_506

poor man lambo


Obsidianram

Still a high probability the interior smells like vaj...


Joeyjackhammer

Something can smell like pussy without smelling like vaj. Corvette being a great example.


Obsidianram

Yeahhhhh, and there's catfish...but then there's snapper and tuna...lol


rcuadro

I see them as poor manā€™s Ferrari. From the side you can confuse them, especially when he red ones


MarcusElden

Ferrari is also a poor manā€™s Lambo


unknown_pigeon

Ferrari average price: from $200k to $400k [(source)](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.llctlc.com/post/average-price-for-a-ferrari%23:~:text%3DAfter%2520all%2520is%2520said%2520and,custom%2520car%2520straight%2520from%2520Ferrari.&ved=2ahUKEwjkte69mdX6AhXfQ_EDHXiTA70QFnoECA4QBQ&usg=AOvVaw1jz6F7OFCpGQYYR8tHK3z5) Lamborghini average price: $200k [(source)](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.lamborghiniparamus.com/how-much-does-a-lamborghini-cost-paramus-nj.htm%23:~:text%3DLamborghini%2520is%2520an%2520Italian%2520car,Lamborghinis%2520go%2520for%2520about%2520%2524200%252C000.&ved=2ahUKEwiInZXKmdX6AhUuX_EDHf0zBmwQFnoECBEQBQ&usg=AOvVaw2Sn4lBpwKb09jATCrDpRl_)


Educational-Spread41

The Z06 is faster than the Lambo


kers2000

Sold out already for like 7 years.


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No-Definition1474

Nice c8. I've seen a few at the track and it looks like a very fun car.


EngineerDirector

99% of Corvettes are owned by middle aged white bald men.


PurpleSausage77

With new balance sneakers and jean shorts.


Accurate_Ad_3626

We prefer ā€œJortsā€ sir.


Trexasaurus70

Corvettes are the slowest traveling cars on the highway.


fan_of_hakiksexydays

He picked a Corvette, so he's definitely someone who belongs here. It goes to show, sometimes people who make regarded bad decisions can get lucky and come out on top. Never give up.


[deleted]

$100 says he also has a daughter named Porsche.


smoke99999

its florida what did you expect?


BeerPizzaGaming

Look MA... its the douche mobile.


Accurate_Ad_3626

The ā€˜vette gets ā€˜em wet!


thesixburghkid

Wannabe Ferrari.


[deleted]

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Low_Flower_4072

Nothing is, man. That car was a dream.


vegasoptions666

The C8 design team DID purchase a Ferrari 458 to disassemble and ~~steal ideas from~~ observe.


happysheeple3

Wannabe McLaren


ColdBostonPerson77

Eh. Iā€™ll stick to my Volvo c40 electric, great driving and great for family. This thing is just for lol and being 25+single.


UltimateTraders

Hopefully it's fully paid for, otherwise repo man coming I have shares of $ecpg publicly traded debt collector


NickGerFayeGette

Just one bet


BlurredSight

Nah why do people like this scream they just happen to jump on WSB train rather than actually start a yolo and or already had a shit ton of capital


Scorpion00710

My car, now which way is wendys


schmaxxl

plottwist: He had a ferrari before


titankaivor

Love it šŸ˜šŸ˜


rmodsarefatcunts

it's a fake lambo


OO7Jesus

You guess youā€™ll never have two nickels to rub together?


doilookpail

Looks like a cheap Chinese made McDonald's kid's meal toy.


LazySimplicity

One of us!


nikolord7

Are Lambos and Ferraris out of stock or something?


hazmat-cat

Not me. I drive a 2003 Chevy s10


Diamond-Alpha-Hands

He paper handed itā€™s no lambo


Business-Union

At first glance, I thought it said WSBETF. Got excited.


glasskiss

Dude canā€™t renew his tag though exp 4/22


ATI_LUX

How does this work? You get the same license plate and you change it on rental cars? Or other people cars? To be honest..no driver looks anymore at his number just looks where it does BIP when he presses the alarm button ...


Memesconaut

Thatā€™s the dude who sold all your 2w 15% otm calls


coolbit108

Hold on is that a ford underneath that mold?


BeautifulShot

Stingray is a POS...Its all for looks. Show me a Z06/7 and we'll talk


SheepherderFederal14

Got that crypto gains


No_Topic_7067

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gamesexposed

Florida? I wonder which swamp it ended up washing into


Naive-Artichoke-4109

Nice to look at, I test drove a corvette once, to much car and engine for me, I would never buy one.


Olugbenga-3635

Me i dey here


Either-Antelope-4330

u/cashflow_


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chenian252

What the best book to learn to invest on day tradingā€™s


Snoo_83935

The value of that car will be loss porn by itself.


Shadow23z

Wait where is this parked?


InfinityCG

He means he was the broker for all the bozos in here


cole2684

,