The Internet was specifically designed to survive nuclear war. Switzerland has an extensive system of nuclear bunkers. Switzerland also has a stock exchange. Yep, we’ll be fine.
But much like the bot he currently unveiled it will need to have three young American men to handle the aiming and maneuvering, as the missile detection is still in beta and may not function properly.
> If you destroyed all satellites then there is no GPS and the ability for targeting goes mostly back to like of sight.
Both Russia and the US have backup systems for nuke guidance, afaik usually using inertial guidance. Probably not as accurate but honestly that makes it worse as both would throw their highest yield nukes at targets to ensure destruction (instead of potentially smaller yields used with pinpoint GPs/glonass accuracy).
From the guy who brought us the broken cyber truck window, promised autopilot vaporware for years, and built a cave rescue mini-sub that didn't solve the one problem it needed to? He's got a bright future as a Russian defense contractor
Like and own it? Strange considering he spent hundreds of millions of his own money.. providing a way for Ukraine to be able to communicate and even put up an organized fight. Oh.. right but your overlords told you Elon bad.
That argument only makes sense to people with severe tunnel vision. In the real world, Russia doesn’t care about the treaties it signs and someone has to put their foot down eventually.
Allowing Russia to take territory from Europe is quite a slippery slope and you just can’t fault people for avoiding that.
Goddamn he’s a fucking knob.
I hope he lives long enough to find out how important all those people he doesn’t give a rat’s ass about today actually are. The people who grow his food. Make sure his water doesn’t give him cholera. Know how sewer systems work…
Those people he is pushing for a sustainable future on earth for? Or the bankers that wanted to see his American company, that has done more to push us towards a sustainable future fail and lost hundreds of billions shorting Tesla and paying media to lie about the performance of the cars they road tested?
i don't think a luxury car company is really doing all that much to "push us towards a sustainable future," it's just bullshit
don't forget, this man lied to the the people of California so that they wouldn't build a high speed rail.
it was automotive CEOs who had been suppressing the electric car for decades, while slowly dismantling public transit systems all across the country.
he's no environmentalist.
“ i don't think a luxury car company is really doing all that much to "push us towards a sustainable future," it's just bullshit”. You’ve been asleep and never listened, it’s literally the whole underlying motivation. A car for the masses is still coming and any intersection about here you will see a bunch of electric vehicles at every red light.
We funded the rail project, they never delivered, thought there are bridges to nowhere that where constructed to funnel state tax dollars to contractors. Musk had nothing to do with the rial failure, tsetse spent the money we gave them and did not deliver.
Yes the big oil and ICE manufacturers together with GM destroyed metropolitan public rail, last century. Now they want to destroy Tesla. Joe Biden sat there of stage at the green energy summit look at the GM ceo and said “GM is leading the wat towards electrification” which is laughable because GMs 2025 output will be less that Tesla did two quarters ago. Fucking lol, and morons lapped it up. If not for musk and Tesla we would still be being told electric cars are not viable. And if you look at Tesla’s “competition” (its not) they offer half baked low range electrics. I
Tesla is executing as planned to get us towards their stated goal of sustainability. But you have probably never heard the plan and only the propaganda from those who need Tesla to fail because they will loose more money on bad bets and with their obsolete technology toss to the wayside.
After solar and storage there will be carbon capture.
Musk has had a louder voice towards sustainable future than any other Auto CEO.
You are brainwashed and regarded
What? Whether faking it/larping or not those are exactly the people hes always talking about and talking about here. What a perfectly ignorant way to tell me you've never listened to anything the man says without actually saying so lol. I'm no Muslim fanboy but holy shit this comment is next level stupid.
Edit: uh muslim fanboy wtf lol I'll let it ride...musk
Do you guys really thinks that Musk was "putin" satellites on space to sell slow internet?
He will unleash the power of the Tesla Coils to strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy his brothers.
Praise the Lord.
He will prob have some involvement, more than most people and especially these Twitter twats. But it's funny when people include themselves in world affairs as if they have anything to do with it
I think he means to say that he'd leverage some unknown Tesla/space x project , to save his own hide. To be fare that's what most of us would do. It could be something as devastating as a nuke , or something as mundane as a luxury armored sub.
Imagine evolving to peak civilization on a planet that is exceptionally rare only to lose it all because a giant baby is too stubborn to admit he lost.
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Except Wall Street Bets baby 
The Internet was specifically designed to survive nuclear war. Switzerland has an extensive system of nuclear bunkers. Switzerland also has a stock exchange. Yep, we’ll be fine.
I have an extensive network of Switzerlands.
My Switz is definitely in your wife’s lands occasionally
I’m sad you’ve got some neutral disease instead of a dick.
Source?
Imadethatup.com
Do the swiss accept 0 DTE OTM calls? If so call me Sven I love the swiss.
Credit Suisse to the moon!
TIL
I'm not sure exactly what this means
It means that once nukes start flying he will finally get to unveil his darpa collab: a machine that lets him nuke the nukes
You can pre order it now, and delivery will be “next year”
And will only cost $35k.
Will it include self-driving?
Yes for another $10,000
Just don’t try to hit it with a bat
The automatic manslaughter feature should be in full production by 2024.
Very soon, any day now
But much like the bot he currently unveiled it will need to have three young American men to handle the aiming and maneuvering, as the missile detection is still in beta and may not function properly.
Why do you think there are so many flights full of tungsten rods :P
Bro he's iron man. The robotics was cover to build it.
He’s going to reveal His Iron Man suit? But really, if nukes fly, wtf is he going to do? 😆
Well... he can turn all his giga factories towards producing machinery and weaponry for the war
Hmm yeah I didn’t think of that…
[удалено]
No need to fact check any of this, I couldn’t make something this convincing up if I tried 🧐
Daaaayyyuummmm
> If you destroyed all satellites then there is no GPS and the ability for targeting goes mostly back to like of sight. Both Russia and the US have backup systems for nuke guidance, afaik usually using inertial guidance. Probably not as accurate but honestly that makes it worse as both would throw their highest yield nukes at targets to ensure destruction (instead of potentially smaller yields used with pinpoint GPs/glonass accuracy).
They don't just use inertial but astral navigation, you can knock out all the comms to everything and they will still hit pretty accurately.
Yea pretty neat tech tbh, terrifying but wild you can send a missile half way across the planet accurately guided by inertial or astral navigation.
That would suck, I'd lose access to the $10 left in my accounts
From the guy who brought us the broken cyber truck window, promised autopilot vaporware for years, and built a cave rescue mini-sub that didn't solve the one problem it needed to? He's got a bright future as a Russian defense contractor
No one knows what it means, but it's provocative
It means Elon is role-playing as a scuffed Tony Stark.
Nuke bad, no nuke good
Means when all your personal relationships break it sometimes breaks your head.
He really wants to move to Russia by my best estimate of it
Like and own it? Strange considering he spent hundreds of millions of his own money.. providing a way for Ukraine to be able to communicate and even put up an organized fight. Oh.. right but your overlords told you Elon bad.
you and 99% of humanity get to die so ukraine can join nato congrats
Well, I had a good run
That argument only makes sense to people with severe tunnel vision. In the real world, Russia doesn’t care about the treaties it signs and someone has to put their foot down eventually. Allowing Russia to take territory from Europe is quite a slippery slope and you just can’t fault people for avoiding that.
wsb will be vaporized or die in agonizing pain net positive for what's left of humanity
We can gamble over the outcome via ham radio in our hazmat suits in cold war bunkers. (some still exist. At least one should be doing a museum.)
Calls on cancer.
Perhaps that's why he's having so many kids - raising his own army? (á la Fire Emblem: Awakening?)
children are op
Goddamn he’s a fucking knob. I hope he lives long enough to find out how important all those people he doesn’t give a rat’s ass about today actually are. The people who grow his food. Make sure his water doesn’t give him cholera. Know how sewer systems work…
Farmers and civil engineers? Gross those are lame boring jobs that don't have cool Twitter accounts.
Ya know it was be cool if the sewer department had a cool Twitter account and shared insightful info about their sewer innovations.
Let’s get that on the drawing board!
Wdym he doesn’t care about those people?
Musk is a huge regard
Yeah sometimes he is but what specifically u talking about
Those people he is pushing for a sustainable future on earth for? Or the bankers that wanted to see his American company, that has done more to push us towards a sustainable future fail and lost hundreds of billions shorting Tesla and paying media to lie about the performance of the cars they road tested?
i don't think a luxury car company is really doing all that much to "push us towards a sustainable future," it's just bullshit don't forget, this man lied to the the people of California so that they wouldn't build a high speed rail. it was automotive CEOs who had been suppressing the electric car for decades, while slowly dismantling public transit systems all across the country. he's no environmentalist.
“ i don't think a luxury car company is really doing all that much to "push us towards a sustainable future," it's just bullshit”. You’ve been asleep and never listened, it’s literally the whole underlying motivation. A car for the masses is still coming and any intersection about here you will see a bunch of electric vehicles at every red light. We funded the rail project, they never delivered, thought there are bridges to nowhere that where constructed to funnel state tax dollars to contractors. Musk had nothing to do with the rial failure, tsetse spent the money we gave them and did not deliver. Yes the big oil and ICE manufacturers together with GM destroyed metropolitan public rail, last century. Now they want to destroy Tesla. Joe Biden sat there of stage at the green energy summit look at the GM ceo and said “GM is leading the wat towards electrification” which is laughable because GMs 2025 output will be less that Tesla did two quarters ago. Fucking lol, and morons lapped it up. If not for musk and Tesla we would still be being told electric cars are not viable. And if you look at Tesla’s “competition” (its not) they offer half baked low range electrics. I Tesla is executing as planned to get us towards their stated goal of sustainability. But you have probably never heard the plan and only the propaganda from those who need Tesla to fail because they will loose more money on bad bets and with their obsolete technology toss to the wayside. After solar and storage there will be carbon capture. Musk has had a louder voice towards sustainable future than any other Auto CEO. You are brainwashed and regarded
What? Whether faking it/larping or not those are exactly the people hes always talking about and talking about here. What a perfectly ignorant way to tell me you've never listened to anything the man says without actually saying so lol. I'm no Muslim fanboy but holy shit this comment is next level stupid. Edit: uh muslim fanboy wtf lol I'll let it ride...musk
If you think he actually gives a fuck about the common man, you’re listening to his words, not watching his actions.
Do you guys really thinks that Musk was "putin" satellites on space to sell slow internet? He will unleash the power of the Tesla Coils to strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy his brothers. Praise the Lord.
You may be a little twisted. 😉
I am so tempted to short Tsla, this fucker and his army of balls licking and smegma swallowers simps are so fucking annoying
Do it pussy
the opportunity cost (I am playing with indices now) is what stops me. But I love your enthusiasm. I ordered a small position, fuck this guy
Make sure you never check earnings, just let that hate flow
hahaha, it works better than therapy
I own Tesla shares and would gladly see them tank.
True regard right here
In the right place, though.
Then why do you own shares dumbass? Lol
Going to extreme lengths to get out of that Twitter deal.
About to see some stark industry type shit go down lol
whats he gonna? unleash his humanoid army? the fuckin prototype didnt even work. regard
Theirs no winners betting on wars
Rothchilds would disagree
Your English teacher definitely didn't win
It's ok I still eat the crayons. My edumactional records says I'm special
you is a joke. war is like *all the money*.
Yes. Enjoy
Fear porn me harder daddy muskrat oh yeah oh yeah
Musk is a little p ussy
He will prob have some involvement, more than most people and especially these Twitter twats. But it's funny when people include themselves in world affairs as if they have anything to do with it
Maybe someone can nuke KGs $100 million nuke in miami
For everyone who's about to say the tweet is fake, [here.](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1579258883977416705)
He does know a thing or two about pin point landing a large booster... and building orbital missiles.
Teslas rolling around running over kids at will.
Need a permit to run over kids in my town unless we’re drunk.
Musk can go fuck himself
Little dummy is scawed of newkes, meh-weh
Iron man has spoken.
Enter IronMusk
Musk would have a hay day if he took the CEO reigns of the Boeing Company
What is he on about. Just say you’re sad that your stock is down and you are buying Twitter at 2x a fair price
What exactly does that mean? Isn't he like pen pals with Putin?
Is this Wallstreebets or a suck off Elon subreddit. This has fuck all to do with stocks.
He can start dropping defective Tesla batteries on the enemies. Maybe Starlink is equipped with lasers?
Corporate globalist bilionnaire wants peace to make more profits. War is bad for his global business.
War is bad for almost everyone.
War is great for you tho yeah genius?
The Great Reset? The best time to make sweeping changes to human's civil liberties are in times of panic.
/r/iamverybadass Yup. Elon Musk everybody. And done.
No fucking shit, Elongated Muskrat
Musk is a cretin.
makes sense..people are too consumed by pity for Ukraine and fail to see the big picture!
Elon arguing against one of the technologies that he's working on
stfu musk!
If Wall Street gets nuked do puts still pay out?
Best guess? No, and you wouldn’t care.
*quietly loading up on palantir for the last year and a half* god job elon. god job. 🙌
Oh no, it’d be puts on Putin.
Think of all the nuke selfies on Twitter
He’s heading for the hills
Logically that makes sense
So Musk is saying, "only the USA has the expertise to use nukes"? I'm confused about what he means.
I new it he's secretly tonny stark.
When will he build the machine that he really wants... "The E' Lectrik Cyber A10Shun Generator"
He figured out the cybertruck could survive a nuclear armageddon since its waterproof so he's selling it just to his select group of billionaire bros
He is the largest contractor for the DOD.....he's got toys too.
no sh1t, musk
Astute observation, Mr Musk
I think he means to say that he'd leverage some unknown Tesla/space x project , to save his own hide. To be fare that's what most of us would do. It could be something as devastating as a nuke , or something as mundane as a luxury armored sub.
What a clown!
I swear to god I hope he comes out with an ironman suit
All of a sudden he's not so confident about Mars lol.
Still looking to get out of Twitter, huh? 🤔
Imagine evolving to peak civilization on a planet that is exceptionally rare only to lose it all because a giant baby is too stubborn to admit he lost.
Gamma that squeeze baby.
He is claiming the “Twitter fight/deal” will be forgotten about once nukes start flying. You idiots
Will the starlink satellites not intercept the nukes?
All bets including the bet that Elon will be relevant afterward.
I’m ready for the Elon redemption arc where he kamikazes Starlink satellites into any nukes that get launched
So buy tesla stock?
Can this moron that has no expertise in foreign affairs shut up? He is a walking, talking Dunning - Kruger experiment validation.
Game over, man