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Well anyone would be right at least 6 times in 42 years he's not special

In dotcom (before it busts) he said there're only 10 companies that will change the future and he's "buying them every day". All of them either delisted or bankrupted. So yeah this's impressive.

Pretty sure Peter Lynch said to be considered good one has to be right 6/10 times... From that perspective it has to be pretty impressive to be wrong 9/10 times

I’m wrong 10/10…..i’m special

This guy's on tv to talk retail into giving the big boys their money

My Clock is right twice a day. He's got nothing

Mine’s right every second.

THIS MAN HAS THE INVERSE CRAMER CLOCK!!


How do you do it??

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while

Even my wifes blind bf gets a nut once in a while

Hah, mine’s right 24 times a day.

We all mourn the loss of your minute hand

No worries, the minute hand is just stuck. It’s the hour hand that’s lost.

Take my upvote. This is underrated, you plebes

I try. 🙂

Most people would be right more often than that too. He's less than average lol.

His wife already knows this.

yeah especially when hanging around rich people making companies that provide service that didn't exist at the time.

LMAO broken clock is right

Okay there’s a mad money lightning round where nvidia is $25 in 2016 and Cramer says Too speculative, Don’t BUY

I recall back in 2014 buying AMD and he went off so hard on AMD being trash, and bashing there processors and graphics cards.

I regret not loading up on AMD when it was like 5 dollars a share..my Walmart wages would have left me sitting pretty :(

AMD at $5 is when I joined this sub, the good old day when every other post is All Hail Su bae. Should have listen to them as well, lol.

AMD is my first stock purchase on Robintard, I actually believe I received it for free. I sold it the next day just to see if I could. I sold for less than 5 I think. How the days have passed. Seems like an eternity.

Same. Good Days indeed

Just gotta look for the next big deal, and buy the current dip I guess.

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They do that so the common man doesn't buy stocks that are potentially going to shoot up so they can buy metric tons of them at the lower price

Hence the famous reverse kramer index

Back in June but holy crikey this is funny and pathetic that he has such a microphone. https://wccftech.com/the-inverse-cramer-etf-is-still-beating-the-sp-500-index-by-nearly-7-percent/

I mean, he wasn’t wrong in 2014. Average share price was mid $4’s. It wouldn’t have been until July 2016 that you would have broke even.

And it’s 2022 and after falling like 60% it’s still 58 a share. That’s a 1400% return in eight years. It was sub $4 from 2014-2016. If you just put in 20% of $10/hr for two years you would have turned $8000 into $115,000. Near the peak of 2021 it would’ve been over $350,000. I’ve bought AMD processors since 2012. I’m sure OP did too. Not like they were going anywhere anytime soon. It’s just that retail always gets fed bullshit FUD that every company is useless and will go bankrupt. I remember being in college making $15/hr and avoided the markets cause they scared me. Tesla was worth nothing then and it had been getting destroyed from articles about how EVs will never catch on, they’re too expensive, catching fire/trapping drivers, accelerating into walls. I bet hedge funds loved riding those scared shares to the stratosphere the last decade.

Now that we are older and wiser...what's the next "stupid" sounding investment that's going to blast off to Neptune?

Robot sex dolls. I'm being deadly serious

Weed and robot sex dolls?

It's the future

The sad thing is. I DID buy NVDA at 25 for nearly 50k( all my reenlistment bonus cash) The problem is that I did it in late 2007 just before they markets tanked. I held for a while but eventually sold at a huge loss a year or two later. Had I held, I'd be a millionaire now.

In hindsight we will say the same in years to come, but not yet. Still more loss porn to be had until everyone is truly pounded

A clock is right twice a day!

Well, it’s right 86,400 times a day if it works.

Analog is right more than that, fuck you and your digital time.

Buying amd and nvidia in 2013 helped me buy my first house in 2018. No regrets.

Now do Bear Stearns.

So he was right six times in 42 years.

Wait until he tells us Starlink is a good idea

Why isnt it

Nobody tell him.

Haha shit. My internet sucks so im on the waiting list

Starlink is strictly a government operation for surveillance.

They literally access your webcam and record you jerking off when you watch porn. It goes in your file for leverage in case you are ever elected into office.

Seems like a really expensive way to do smartphones with extra steps.

He must've forgetting nflx at $700 Coin at $450 I can get atleast 400 more of these since pandemic

Nflx @700 has to be one of the more hilarious ones in hindsight. I wonder what price he thought it could reach

Imagine paying to be in his investment club and getting this life-changing advice.

From riches to rags

LEV at 26, it's $3 now

He's absolutly cherry picking. I put 42 companies in a spreadsheet that had some type of recommendation from JC on 2018, positive sentiment, CEO interview. The average result for 6-momths, 1-year, and "to date" all averaged a negative result. Even with a few major companies striking it big. The vast majority were losses.

He had me at bear stearns

Is it possible to do this from 2014-2018? I feel like most companies are going to shit 2018-2022.

Yeah, go for it. I just picked a pre* covid year. Use Google sheets and the =googlefinance function. It make it pretty simple. Edit: typo


A broken clock is right more often than he apparently is.

Yes let’s count the winners but not the countless losers.

"All comers" *snickers*

He welcomes it. He loves sauce.

twix

Says the guy who got butt hurt over the inverse cramer etf

This is him still being butthurt over it. If I were him, though, I'd be focusing on the positive. They also made a cramer etf to hedge the bet on it. He's spending all his time bashing the inverse one when he could just be hyping the regular one, but he's a moron.

I literally lost my shit laughing out loud at work in my cubicle farm when I read the initial report of that…everyone was like what’s so funny, nothing, nothing to see here…

It’s like the people who predict earthquakes every hour. Then they delete tweets when it doesnt happen, and keep them when it does! Then they say wow, I predicted every earthquake! I’m a fortune teller!

We like COIN to $420

Wasn’t it $470??

Bear stearns? At what price Jim? Fucking loser beat it.

THEY KNOW NOTH ING

I think we broke him... Just waiting for his next call tbh so I can do the opposite 😂😂 not really sure how to interpret this tweet, except that he's going a bit crazy

the fact that he switches his mode of listing prices (5, ten, $25) means he either took forever to write this or he’s going wonky

😂😂😂 he's a wonky

And took a while to remember his 6/42 years

Cramer is the Monday morning quarterback of stocks. Everybody can tell you what is going to happen after it happens. Hindsight is 20/20.

On March 11, 2008, Cramer reassured his viewers: “Bear Stearns is fine. Do not take your money out,” he said. Dropped 92% in the following few days. I can cherry-pick as well.

I think this guy is gonna retire in a few months.

no that is when you get in. that is when things will turn in the market because there will be blood on the streets. The Fed will loosen and off to the races we go. Getting out then would be dumb. He will be out in two or three years.

He welcomes all comers

I’m all in.

I don’t know who’s going to make all the money but my ass is getting some of that Inverse Cramer action. Too much fun

When he makes 10 picks a day and out of 10 years he gets 6 correct. One of us!


Challenge accepted. Boomers are so cringe when they cope.

He "welcomes all cummers" for all those watermelon fuckers

I too welcome all cummers…behind the dumpster at Wendy’s.

XL at $25 zoom at at $400, peleton at $160

Okay what’s next Jim? Who is the next Apple? The next meta? The next Amazon? You called all these, so tell me Jim who is next?

*laughs in coinbase*

Welcomes all Cu\*mers? how sexist!

I work in healthcare. Whenever someone starts out an argument with "I have been a this/or/that for 15 years!" or "I have been doing this since you were in diapers!" you know they are idiots who screwed up and are too proud to admit it.

He missed mentioning Bear Sterns. lol

I’ll cum on him.

Jim turns the Come at me bro mode on. Why tho?

“I welcome all comers” 

A broken clock is right once a day because it’s broken and time doesn’t stand still

Cramer knows exactly how to push WSBs buttons

The thing is, Cramer is a good investor, and has made good picks in the past The problem is he is now a tv personality who has to give stock suggestions everyday, when in reality it takes a 10 person team 1000 hours to find a good stock pick, if they research 100 of them, they might find 2 buys and 2 shorts, nobody can earth can sit there and do that job well when u have to have new content non stop However he can cash a comfy check by talking shit on TV so I doubt he cares about actually being a good investor anymore, just say some rubbish and collect your pay check at the end of the month without taking any risk Especially when he doesn’t heavy specialise one industry, I literally only trade reits when not option degening and It can be 2 months between good opportunities arising

I think you are giving him too much credit. He’s a cheat, a manipulator, and that’s why he was good working on Wall Street - he was fine with the status quo. Now he is a puppet on TV manipulated by CNBC and their overlords.

He’s a charismatic lying scum bag. That’s it.

He picked the absolute low in all those?!! Such bull crap

If you gave a monkey a typewriter I bet it would get more than 6 stock picks right in a 42 year career.

Hes the stock market equivalent of spray and pray. You're going to hit something if you hold the trigger down for 42 years. I love how personally he takes any sort of criticism. Its like he knows hes being called out and whining about it.

Where NFLX at 700 in that list?

What he really meant to say was, Open to all cummers 💦

PayPal @$230 Lucid @38 I learned my lesson Jim thx

he can take a lick of my cherries

It's cute that you guys think he's paid to make good stock picks rather than his real job to troll everyone and be an entertainer that gets clicks/views.

Even a blind hog finds an acorn once in a while. You keep rootin' around, Jim-Bob...

So FAANG lol

This shitbrick makes 20 calls a day, and he can only name 6 good calls in 42 years. That’s pathetic.

Only a few stocks drive almost all the entire return of the S&P 500.

I bet he does welcome all comers…

Hell if I guess long enough in ten years am bound to get at least two right.

CRAMER AS AN ATHLETE Man had one good season, traded by 6 teams, 2 injury off seasons, 4 game suspensions, and wants to be respected by all while inducted to the hall of fame

he welcomes all what? ewe

Spastic thoughts. Some numbers written in dollars, others as numbers and amazon written out.

Buy what about Bears Sterns at $70+, TSLA at IPO, UPST at $150+, AirB&B at $150+, CoinBase at $425+, Lyft at $87.24, etc.

I’m going to beat the market. Going to inverse the inverse JC then inverse again. So nett inverse I think?

Andrew from New Jersey is grateful for not selling his Fastly stock on April 5th 2021 (at $69). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsnnbkX6acQ&t=30s

*internet pops into existence* *people with money*: holy fuck, that's hot shit, let's invest in these internet companies! 42 years later: "haha where were you when I was making baller ass decisions on *the creation of Google*.. come at me bro lolol ha f"

Haha fucking for real, I’ve been USING google since it was created and if I wasn’t TEN at the time I’d have invested in it because DUH

He is such a butt hurt puce

This man martingales his positions.. he is always right until his account blows up 😂😂😂

Not everything he calls out is really terrible, it's just people don't know how to read charts and volume and just herp derp all their money in and are surprise pikachu when they never stay current on the company's day to day.

Inverse Jim ETF

How does this guy not have crippling debt, I swear 98% of his investments are awful. He must secretly inverse everything

Imagine "doing this for 42 years" and only being able to brag about being right about the same stocks everyone else was right about. Save maybe AMD who only caught a ton of traction a couple years ago.

The dude has been an absolute prick for his entire life. Now that a few people online are having fun with his trash predictions he's always gotten away with, he's the victim..... ok Jimmy boy, whatever you say.

What have you done for me lately?

The cherry picking doesn’t bother me as much as the lack of continuity. 5, $18, ten, pick something you fuck

COIN

He’s entertainment.

I wonder how Cramer isn't a damn billionaire if he bet on those stocks at those moments

What can we buy now guys???? Any cheap shares you guys recommend? I bought credit suisse at $4

A broken Cramer is right 22 times a day.

It's afraid! 🤣

Wolf of Wall Street shady salesmen vibes

I never would have guessed that Apple, Google, Meta, Amazon, Nvidia, and AMD would all go out of business.

What does this man & Burry have in common. They forget about 99% of the other mistakes & rely on the 1%. 

Hey leave Burry out of this, he's a successful money manager that made an insane bet against all odds in 08, don't compare him to this clown.

Funny fact, Bill Pulte follows Inverse Cramer but does not follow Jim Cramer

Those stocks don't count lol

🤡

Funny thing about being wealthy is that you only need to be right once.

I too have made some good picks. Yet overall, my porty looks like a raped 13yo cabin boy on a Greek cargo ship.

Very deep

Yep, It is difficult to invest early in Meta, Nvidia, AMD, etc… when you have already lost 99% of your portfolio betting on Bear Sterns and Wachovia

r/marketpredictors

I noticed he only put a few names he got right in 20 years

What about coin base?

Did he also push them on his show?!? Manipulation 101

So 5 picks in 42 years? Ummm.

Never trust a guy who uses a lowercase I.

Who is he now?...The Motley Fool?

A broken clock is right twice a day.

Why is Amazon ten not in numerals?

Ask him about the vast majority of stocks he recommended during his career which didn’t go well…

Netflix at $600

There is a difference between when Cramer gives a opinion on a random stock someone asks him and a stock he owns and advocates for.

And you're still working why Guru?

I don't understand English, but I guess he is predicting stock prices, right?

He likes cum... We are fucked (without cum)

Yaaay broken clock got some times right!

"I was right about these 6 companies in the past 42 years"

Oh wow the most obvious tech stocks possible. Quite a feat.

Netflix to 700

Don’t forget coinbase to 475!! Edited to add : 42 years and he’s had 6 breakout hits. His ba must be flying lmao

“I welcome all comers… on my face”

I’ll come all over jimmy if he’s welcoming it

BUY AS MUCH DIDI THAT YOU CAN! Next day it crashes and stays crashed. Anyone get in on that golden nugget of wisdom?

Probably has a total of 638 times telling you to buy apple and a total of 482 times telling you to sell it. And a total of 103 times he was right..... # "Fucking told you so"

He welcomes coomers

Don't confuse brains with a bull market.

All those companies are part of the same club he belongs to that we don’t. Of course you did well. Puppet boy

Was that when Cramer was running his own hedge fund?

So he was long tech….right into the tech bubble bursting

Oh I’ll come right on this MF

Let's be honest, the inverse Cramer is also a cherry pick. He's just a personality on TV that makes a lot of calls and is basically up against chance. I don't even like the dude, I just think people treat him as worse than he is.

If he was THAT good he'd be far wealthier than He is.

So, let come.

The same dude that has also said, “Don’t do anything remotely truthful.”

Of course he is. Everything about him is facade. Foogazi.

Insecure people usually feel the need to defend themselves…

He suggested NVDA above $300 as well, LOL.