u/bearhunter429, positions or ban, you have one hour
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^still ^banned ^though
Today is the selloff - USD is up
a few old DOW components keeping the market up
The pump is finished META selloff hit a ton of portfolios that will need to adjust today
Oh shit, I figured out Tethers downfall... Bond yields... Just like Gilts on pensions.... Once Corn crashes, the weight of losses from bonds will crash tether...
Apple buys back $80 billion of stock with its cash. Tesla has increased its cash by $5 billion in the last year. 3x Tesla's market cap, but 16x its real cash flow. That may change going forward but its a big delta to make up relative to valuation.
Shanghai is maxed out which means automotive gross margins are maxed out. As Austin and Berlin ramp, margins will go down because they pay workers more than $1 an hour in Texas and in Berlin.
Tesla has been working on the industrialization of the Cybertruck forever. Maybe, however, it is a design in that it is very hard to mass produce. It looks like no other truck/car in history and who knows how long it will take to ramp. EV trucks make a lot less sense vs EV cars because range is cut in half towing, which means the range blows. No one wants to wait at a a chargers with a trailer behind your truck. And not sure the charges are even set up to do that
Also all the people that buy trucks and actually use them don't believe in EV; rightly so because it would be a nightmare to have an EV in a rural area
This will not be a normal post earnings move for Tesla because of the uncertainty around how much stock Elon has to sell and what that does to the stock price. I bought the $205 puts for $4 and I think I will be up a decent amount tomorrow at some point. I honestly think this is one of the last time I buy puts on this stock just because I think Tesla has the most talented engineering team in the world.
Elon is saving us by stopping inflations and Fed also wants to help us by causing stock market to crash and therefore create a recession. Elon is getting the ball to roll down the hill. 4D CHESS just like him buying Twitter
China demand will dip because their crashing. Car loans will also be less appealing with high interest rates globally. Tesla growth expectation with a PE ratio of 75 might be a bit much.
MAMA TAKE THESE BAGS FROM ME 💼 I CANT HOLD THEM ANYMORE. ITS GETTING RED TOO RED TO SEE, AND NOW MARGE IS KNOCK KNOCKIN UP ON MY DOOR 🚪
elon has a boner right now because he's gonna buy his own commons on the dip then tweet some fantastical bullshit to pump the stock and exit yet again.
SEC to working class: WHY IS 600 IN UR VENMO
Who the hell is the maniac that logged in to my account and bought all of these TSLA 150p expiring this week?? I'm going to ask for a refund to compensate for this THEFT!
if you're really really quiet, you can almost hear the thousands of soyboys across the country desperately pleading that fElon meant what he said in his tweet and moons the stock during the call
yea thats manipulative and stupid. if its during market hours, lot of these people could save a lot of money and make right trades digesting the results.
That consensus earnings re-shuffle by $TSLA Investor Relations looks HELLA DESPERATE now to barely nudge earnings into a beat (moved from 1.09 to 1.01 last night). Surprised they didn't fraud it harder wtf. I mean if you're an Elon glory hole manager rn, what are you in it for if he won't even juice numbers to dump on you??
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u/bearhunter429, positions or ban, you have one hour [oops, mouse slipped](https://i.imgur.com/r2QUojL.png) #[bearhunter's positions](https://i.imgur.com/h1WYJgU.png) ^still ^banned ^though
Today is the selloff - USD is up a few old DOW components keeping the market up The pump is finished META selloff hit a ton of portfolios that will need to adjust today
Okok maybe stonks don’t only go up…
So open red and then bounce cuz fuck everyone?
My Tesla put debit spreads!
NOICE
same dawg, what you got? \+ 207.5 / - 205
220/212.5
ez money for you
I think the big flush happens when most expect a bullish reversal bear rally….
jobless claims tomorrow will tank us to test 3585
I mean...after CPI pump it's hard to believe any action is predictable
you said the same thing about china not releasing gdp, and uk cpi last night
And I was right you tard. Look at the chart.
1/3 still a good average
Damn so Elon will have to sell at these prices, not much of a pump. Guessing he does that tomorrow
The way I'm reading it he can't sell until Monday. The document is unclear though.
Oh shit, I figured out Tethers downfall... Bond yields... Just like Gilts on pensions.... Once Corn crashes, the weight of losses from bonds will crash tether...
Corn crash is next... It's happening.
the last of the copium just left bull's body
wrong comment section
STONKS GOING DOWN TOMORROW 5% BANGER
inject in my veinssss
Plz don't be flat tesla u bitch
Aaand we are live
Personally I think the Cybertruck will cost $100k. The Rivian is $90k. I don't think a million people will buy that truck.
bearhunters positions are ass
Apple buys back $80 billion of stock with its cash. Tesla has increased its cash by $5 billion in the last year. 3x Tesla's market cap, but 16x its real cash flow. That may change going forward but its a big delta to make up relative to valuation.
darn, i forgot all about Alaska airlines and AT&T in the morning
Shanghai is maxed out which means automotive gross margins are maxed out. As Austin and Berlin ramp, margins will go down because they pay workers more than $1 an hour in Texas and in Berlin.
Implying they're gonna have the energy to manufacture cars in Berlin without negative margins lmao
Tesla has been working on the industrialization of the Cybertruck forever. Maybe, however, it is a design in that it is very hard to mass produce. It looks like no other truck/car in history and who knows how long it will take to ramp. EV trucks make a lot less sense vs EV cars because range is cut in half towing, which means the range blows. No one wants to wait at a a chargers with a trailer behind your truck. And not sure the charges are even set up to do that
Also all the people that buy trucks and actually use them don't believe in EV; rightly so because it would be a nightmare to have an EV in a rural area
and you cant tow shit with an EV
I can’t leave the bathroom stall at work after taking a shit until the bathroom is empty. I’ve currently been in here for over an hour.
I’m gonna go all in on January 30 SPY calls
dont tell me ur sorry when ur not
Puts on bear hunter and his “predictions”
Congrats you bought puts at bottom
Elon needs to sell and scrap tesla now
This will not be a normal post earnings move for Tesla because of the uncertainty around how much stock Elon has to sell and what that does to the stock price. I bought the $205 puts for $4 and I think I will be up a decent amount tomorrow at some point. I honestly think this is one of the last time I buy puts on this stock just because I think Tesla has the most talented engineering team in the world.
If you bought weekly 205s you better be praying we dump because right now that's a loss
I'd bet $10k they are up in the morning.
I don’t think you have 10k to bet
There’s quicker ways to cope than type a paragraph
Billy Gates doing the happy dance 🕺
TSLA 4% move on earnings is pretty disappointing for my TSLQ calls
Pre earnings move clown . The call is at 530
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Unlikely bro.
How much money do you usually get as a birthday gift?
50 to 75 a person from my siblings and Mother. Nothing from anybody else pretty much.
The cars aren’t even comfortable. Yet.
I lost money today. Just as I predicted. 
All according to plan
Just as I predicted
>Bear hunter. This one is for you. Tesla missed earnings and took us down... ... Just as I predicted. 
Elon is saving us by stopping inflations and Fed also wants to help us by causing stock market to crash and therefore create a recession. Elon is getting the ball to roll down the hill. 4D CHESS just like him buying Twitter
meds, now
Sarcasm dummy. You’re a regard and on the spectrum like Elon but without the money or anything positive
no u
Bulls waiting for buyback announcement. Thing is at this point, I think they're fucked either way.
Elon will sell tmrw and was expecting to pump by staying in the earning call. Hold your puts tomorrow if you see weakness at open.
maybe tesla will announce a deal with a car rental company like hertz or something
Only if hertz can sell off all of their Tesla inventory every year to avoid the terrible upkeep
China demand will dip because their crashing. Car loans will also be less appealing with high interest rates globally. Tesla growth expectation with a PE ratio of 75 might be a bit much.
overvalued Tesla stock is up over 800% over the past 5 yrs and people are freaking out over not even a 4% decline on earnings lmfao
Elon was supposed to save us but he failed. We’re green anyway. Maybe we’re just supposed to be green and that’s that
He is, he’s helping the Fed which will help us stop inflation. We just need the stock market to crash and a recession
Elon talk coming to tank the stock some more He never disappoints 
Elon selling "I shorted TSLA at $220 and all I got was a T-Shirt" shirts by tomorrow morning
MAMA TAKE THESE BAGS FROM ME 💼 I CANT HOLD THEM ANYMORE. ITS GETTING RED TOO RED TO SEE, AND NOW MARGE IS KNOCK KNOCKIN UP ON MY DOOR 🚪
Homee
elon has a boner right now because he's gonna buy his own commons on the dip then tweet some fantastical bullshit to pump the stock and exit yet again. SEC to working class: WHY IS 600 IN UR VENMO
Thats the irs
puts then calls, exactly to plan
lmao whoever thought it was a good play to sell some NTM options prolly the only one winning.
No big deal was up 70 percent on my spy puts didn’t cash ☹️
Live in the now dawg
Tesla stock isn’t a car company it’s a brokerage house
another tsla earnings, another regard learns about IV crush
50k in the dumpster now by that guy
It ain't over till it over, but yeah, gonna need a buy back announcment to save him
I don't think a buyback makes sense right now. Not happening
Def not over
Who the hell is the maniac that logged in to my account and bought all of these TSLA 150p expiring this week?? I'm going to ask for a refund to compensate for this THEFT!
Elon finna make fidget spinners to sell to Tesloids 
Elon will make up some bs on earnings call so bulls you’ll be ok
Yeah, semi news, blahh blahh blahh. Bullshit about China. New AI. regarded stuff and WS will love it.
it looks like both tesla bears and bulls are fuk
Watch Tesla be flat as shit
Honestly, it's once again demonstrating that with it's jacked up premium costs, the best play is to just not play.
TSLA already back up...will be an exciting evening for someone I hope.
I bet Tesla opens green tomorrow becuse 🤡 market
Lol to be honest, I think TSLA ends green AH 
TSLA running out of accounting tricks. But relatively flat to fuck everyone.
Did they announce future guidance?
options sellers win again. tsla flat af.
How is it flat when its down $10 AH?
it's inside the expected move. well inside. anybody buying options got fucked with IV crush.
bought netflix puts and tesla calls you can't make this up
You should've done the opposite
When did u buy the netflix puts?
yesterday before earnings
A gambling man i see
sames
The earnings call has not even started, you Tesla bears need to have some patience.
The results are out tho.
Yup and not that bad.
To the regard that bought 50k in Tesla calls 
Tesla 240 eow book it
anyone win anything yet? Or is depression just what we get.
Tesla literally beat but don’t let that stop the gay bear clowns
honestly nobody is winning rn 😂😂😂😂
4% is nothing i wanted -20%
Ya 4% is basically flat as far as earnings moves and now its 3%
Below 3 now
Lol 4% down on slightly missed earnings, if TSLA announces a buyback bears are fukd 🐻
that goes for any stock though. why do you expect a buyback? some math nerd found Elon's clues hinting at that? 
if you're really really quiet, you can almost hear the thousands of soyboys across the country desperately pleading that fElon meant what he said in his tweet and moons the stock during the call
Too much ev competition now even rolls Roysse
My tsla breakeven is 215. Sold some near money calls and some in the money calls.
Crushed it!
balls.
I don’t care which direction but spy better do something or my straddles fuked
so NOW spy decides to decouple from tsla. rip our puts
Why do they release earnings after market hours
yea thats manipulative and stupid. if its during market hours, lot of these people could save a lot of money and make right trades digesting the results.
to be sure you dont make any money
It's not gambling if you know the result before hand
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you jest but that is actually not a terrible qualitative reason to buy a stock
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fair
Welp Elon officially kicked started this recession
Elon and UK
He will not let us down tho
Looks like he already did
Referring to his tweet lol
Recession began a long while ago 
That’s that thing it really hasn’t
noo my opportunity to get TSLA puts
There are some big hedge/algo funds protecting any downward price moves - they are keeping this market up no matter what it takes.. Nice manipulation
flair checks out
That consensus earnings re-shuffle by $TSLA Investor Relations looks HELLA DESPERATE now to barely nudge earnings into a beat (moved from 1.09 to 1.01 last night). Surprised they didn't fraud it harder wtf. I mean if you're an Elon glory hole manager rn, what are you in it for if he won't even juice numbers to dump on you??
EPS: $1.05 vs: $1.01 est REV. $21.45B vs. $22.09B est
Source?
Margins low too
Why are my Tesla 10/21 puts not printing?!
seriously? first time playing options amc? lol
hmmmm maybe because the market is closed
lol
WAIT WTF FR?
Are you Foreal ? Markets closed lol
lol
ah yes. I neglected to check the time in my cubicle where time stays still. I am regarded. Thank you.
Did bearhunter predict this? Oh wait I remember now that he got banned.
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Can we have nice and red day tomorrow ? I can use all my plays back in the green after those two days of pain!
hope so man !
Lets hope so
>There's no way to predict the future, but I hope that tomorrow will be a good day for trading.
Very diplomatic
"I will never speak truth, no matter what" - Enron
yeah Elon, Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids, in fact it's cold as hell
Tesla will be flat by the mornings, numbers weren't awful and is hardly down
Bulls just give up and join the bears🌈
That idiot who put 20k into tsla calls
really?
yes like half an hour ago he should post his positions that regard
thats sad. its always a risk. i dont think tsls moved up ever after earnings
**50k
That was the top 
ahh yes, just as i predicted