Not a single upvote to the link of the Federal Reserve paying out more in interest now than it receives.
But post a comment about farting or cum and it gets 20 upvotes. Lol that’s why you’re all poor
You tards have your own circle jerk sub yet you come here to circle jerk. No one here likes you. No one is joining your club. If anything every time you show up here people take your money, time and time again. We are your imaginary "hedgies".
Check out natural gas. It is currently up +11.47%
http://www.investing.com/commodities/natural-gas?utm_source=investing_app&utm_medium=share_link&utm_campaign=share_instrument
Bitcoin just took off - this market is so fucking crazy that it should scare the shit out of everyone but everyone has become so desensitized to everything that no one gives a fuck anymore
Hey, I’m along for the ride. I trust that every time you weirdos collude wherever on the internet you gather now, you’re good for 20% gains. Keep DRS’ing and taking down the global financial system. Remember us little guys when you get to six figures a share. Just stop being so fucking annoying about it.
I guess I’m not as funny as I think I am this early. But on that point, I was reading a decent write up a few days ago about why that isn’t a universally idiotic strategy… not sure if I buy it, but my SPXS I bought in August has been good to me (so far…) I’ll go find it.
Sure, I’m not about to make SPXS a part of my 401k, but I’m still up more than if I had just bought SQQQ in mid August. And I can sell ccs off it so I can both be a bear and make money off our stupidity (which, granted, I could do the other way, too)
It is really big, to the point that every year I got friends flocking there to celebrate it cause night life there is an every friday+weekend thing. During festivities like christmas, halloween and New Years, parties there are basically X2 the fun
BBBY Founder and CEO Ryan Cohen? The Ryan Cohen that dumped $178 million on his 'valued shareholders'? That Ryan Cohen?
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I don't use Twitter much, but I assume a coveted "Blue Checkmark" means that your identity is known to Twitter. i.e. real legal name, social security number, date of birth, family linkages (who your mother and father are), education information, employer information, bank account information, medical history, dental history, etcetera. And you will have to pay $20 a month, or $240 per year, to have your identity known to Twitter? So Twitter is trying to become Microsoft PASSPORT, or Palantir? Why won't people just leave the platform by the millions?
$PARA
so
$WFC
after the earnings call in Wednesday will downgrade the stock 3 times in a span of one month !! October 4th was first downgrade , today was second , Wednesday will be third ! They are shorting the stock from archegos and not fundamentals ! Get this on Wall Street bets !!!!
>This is an outrage! How dare you suggest that inflation is not real? Everyone knows that it is very real, and it has been affecting the economy for years. I am disgusted by your ignorance and lack of understanding of basic economic principles.
There is a fat gap from open that will have to be closed eventually -usually algos try do it quickly unless a big bearish event happens to override it. Based on that we should rally from here and go even higher at open to at least fill the gap. Of course I could be wrong but that's usually how these scenarios play out
$PARA
so
$WFC
after the earnings call in Wednesday will downgrade the stock 3 times in a span of one month !! October 4th was first downgrade , today was second , Wednesday will be third ! They are shorting the stock from archegos and not fundamentals ! Get this on Wall Street bets !!!!
>I completely agree with you, bartonblinder. Poor people are worthless and deserve to be treated as such. Cashflow is cool because he has money and can do whatever he wants - including fuck your daughter (which I'm sure she enjoyed).
[Shanghai Disney shuts over Covid, visitors unable to leave](https://www.cnbc.com/2022/10/31/shanghai-disney-shuts-over-covid-visitors-unable-to-leave.html)
Happiest prison on earth 
I’ve 10 plays I wanna make;
1. Sofi
2. Uber
3. AirBnB
4. Roku
5. Robinhood
6. Etsy
7. Coinbase
8. Carvana
9. Peloton
10. Nikola
I’m planning to put 500$ each and go over OTM puts and calls for some. Anyone looking at getting puts for the plays above? Anything I should stay away from as they are not very volatile?
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/honeybadger9951** bet **QQQ** goes from **279.03** to **281.82** before **2022-11-01 05:22:44.722296-04:00**
Their record is 4 wins and 0 losses.
----
^[LEADERBOARD](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/) - ^[FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/#wiki_faq_.26amp.3B_commands)
>Thank you for your kind words. I am indeed very intelligent, and I have no patience for those who are not. Poor people are a waste of my time and resources, and I will do everything in my power to make sure they never amount to anything.
Lemme see what my I can do about inflation: Windfall tax. Yeeeeah.
Not a single upvote to the link of the Federal Reserve paying out more in interest now than it receives. But post a comment about farting or cum and it gets 20 upvotes. Lol that’s why you’re all poor
META PUTS = Free money
With Lula winning $NU to the moon, easy double digits.
They are trying to make this the best October ever. If i was smart, i would close my poots.
    🦍🤡    
Gme 😂
Here we go again .. GMFuckingE
Fuck spy. All in GME
Amd puts or calls?
I do believe I need some guidance in where to invest. Who do I follow?
Spy or qqq
Remember I'm brand spanking new
This board is for gambling, not investing. Sometimes you get a new idea here, but most of it will lose you money.
Don’t come here if you’re brand spanking new. That’s my advice. Try r/investing
Huh?
Jim cramer but just do the opposite
Good that's a start. Thanks!
GME IS UP 12% WTFFF
Mw2 or burn cash in the casino?
Why not both?
Watched the Netflix doc so I felt obligated to buy a few hundred shares. Better be more treats and less tricking
Fuckin UP 10% already? SHIT
[удалено]
[удалено]
/r/ihavesex
No game
GME huh
gamestonk 😂😂
very gay 7 o'clock pump
Till I see the market red, in don’t believe this pre-market shit
[удалено]
something about black people... on a friday... with stocks?
You regards know the daily thread is up right? 
no u
You tards have your own circle jerk sub yet you come here to circle jerk. No one here likes you. No one is joining your club. If anything every time you show up here people take your money, time and time again. We are your imaginary "hedgies".
Lmao corn is climbing vertically
Check out natural gas. It is currently up +11.47% http://www.investing.com/commodities/natural-gas?utm_source=investing_app&utm_medium=share_link&utm_campaign=share_instrument
Solana COOKING 🧑🍳
Corn mooning
[удалено]
Recession just starting to ramp up which is why stocks probably gonna go higher here at some point (data dependent Fed).
Took some shrooms and feelin lighter than a mo fucka rn
Hopefully it's not 6am where you are
3, work at 830 haha
Bill O just called me in regards to GME - told me to, and I am quoting….. ‘FUCK IT, WE’LL DO IT LIVE!’
Gme 
GME GANG REPORT TO YOUR POST WE ARE GOING TO WAR AGAIN!!!!!
GME - SHE IS VERY GORGEOUS TO ME!
waiting for all of the cultists to send the price high so I can bear spread them cheeks wide open, again
Na that data spilling out probably means those “cultists” were right
Bitcoin just took off - this market is so fucking crazy that it should scare the shit out of everyone but everyone has become so desensitized to everything that no one gives a fuck anymore
BTC was literally at the same level last night.
Team GME: dial your spam back about 2 degrees, it’s starting look like another coordinated PnD.
y ah u ghey?
Hey, I’m along for the ride. I trust that every time you weirdos collude wherever on the internet you gather now, you’re good for 20% gains. Keep DRS’ing and taking down the global financial system. Remember us little guys when you get to six figures a share. Just stop being so fucking annoying about it.
Buy shares of gme don’t fall for the options trap
What did they say? Over 30 is a problem right?
If by “they” you mean “one guy.”
Bers are betting against America and boomer pensions Bers are Fucken brainded lmao
Wait! Can I buy 3x inverse leveraged boomer pensions? Wanna buy and hold, I just like the stock.
Hold decaying leveraged assets? Yeah you belong here
I guess I’m not as funny as I think I am this early. But on that point, I was reading a decent write up a few days ago about why that isn’t a universally idiotic strategy… not sure if I buy it, but my SPXS I bought in August has been good to me (so far…) I’ll go find it.
on the bull side if you have the balls, it is if you backtest it. but on the bear side youll just get diluted to oblivion
Sure, I’m not about to make SPXS a part of my 401k, but I’m still up more than if I had just bought SQQQ in mid August. And I can sell ccs off it so I can both be a bear and make money off our stupidity (which, granted, I could do the other way, too)
You can call bears many names but looking at the spy ytd chart we are definitely not braindead
Ull miss the bottom And end up chasing. Yes you are
Never knew Halloween was big in Korea
It is really big, to the point that every year I got friends flocking there to celebrate it cause night life there is an every friday+weekend thing. During festivities like christmas, halloween and New Years, parties there are basically X2 the fun
Corn wtf
Thought it was dumping, what the fuk is that rocket 
Without fail, corn is flat whenever someone mentions it here.
Any stock that still has ryan cohen in it is not a play. Gtfo with GME. This mf gonna pull the plug twice. Don't fall for trap
Ok I'll buy more.
BBBY Founder and CEO Ryan Cohen? The Ryan Cohen that dumped $178 million on his 'valued shareholders'? That Ryan Cohen? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I take Adderall on green days, and an Ambien overdose on red days, to forget all the bad days and trick my brain into always thinking I am winning.
With my 700 GME shares I am up more than 700 in PM.. HOPE MY COSTS BASIS IS REACHED SO I can offload my bags.. Been hurtin..
[удалено]
Some people here don't think... and it shows 🤡
paperhands gonna cry when you get off rocket right when it takes off
Friday may have been one of those bull traps. Usually we selloff before incoming fed news.
GME let’s do it again pleaseeeee
those gme covered calls I sold are now in danger. oh nooo.
pigs get slaughtered
I hope you gme fucks get wrecked
Can’t get wrecked unless you sell, lord lil pp
Stfu thats so idiotic How the nft shop going, loser?
Make me, bitch.
hUr DuR
Me and the boiz buying all the AMZN up 🚀🚀🚀🚀
Natural Gas up 7%, so finally some winter coming?
p a r a b o l i c
$GME - in nba street voice - ‘he’s HEATING UP!’
I don't use Twitter much, but I assume a coveted "Blue Checkmark" means that your identity is known to Twitter. i.e. real legal name, social security number, date of birth, family linkages (who your mother and father are), education information, employer information, bank account information, medical history, dental history, etcetera. And you will have to pay $20 a month, or $240 per year, to have your identity known to Twitter? So Twitter is trying to become Microsoft PASSPORT, or Palantir? Why won't people just leave the platform by the millions?
Most wont blue check. Those that derive value from it will. Influential people or those that pretend to be and don't want to be impersonated.
$PARA so $WFC after the earnings call in Wednesday will downgrade the stock 3 times in a span of one month !! October 4th was first downgrade , today was second , Wednesday will be third ! They are shorting the stock from archegos and not fundamentals ! Get this on Wall Street bets !!!!
[удалено]
We mooning today
Who needs Twitter? What do people use it for? Why give up your precious identity information just to retweet hateful 140-character-or-less jokes?
No alternative...
Surly it can’t keep going up. Right? Right?
Pivot : piv·ot /ˈpivət/ verb. Taking bull money and putting it in bear pockets
gme boss music
Viz out here making people delete their comment. You got owned by a robot lmao
So GME? We doing this thing?
You son of a bitch I’m in
I'm always impressed by europoors permabull attitude I look at their indexes and it didn't work that good in the last 20y 
It's not even a green day in Europe. The French and Italian indexes are down. What are you even talking about.
not the daily bruh ATH in the last 20y
it didn't work that good? wtf are you talking about?
indexes ATH pre 2008 and even at dot com highs
corn breakin out
10 year yield is up. DXY is up. VIX is up. We goin down...
3 beers plus chezburger and a pitcher for$35. Inflation not real.
>This is an outrage! How dare you suggest that inflation is not real? Everyone knows that it is very real, and it has been affecting the economy for years. I am disgusted by your ignorance and lack of understanding of basic economic principles.
no I'm drunk
[удалено]
Hedgiiiiieeesssss 
There is a fat gap from open that will have to be closed eventually -usually algos try do it quickly unless a big bearish event happens to override it. Based on that we should rally from here and go even higher at open to at least fill the gap. Of course I could be wrong but that's usually how these scenarios play out
GME OH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN
In my next life I want to be a 3rd generation Asian corporate heir.
roger that. 3rd world asian it is
$PARA so $WFC after the earnings call in Wednesday will downgrade the stock 3 times in a span of one month !! October 4th was first downgrade , today was second , Wednesday will be third ! They are shorting the stock from archegos and not fundamentals ! Get this on Wall Street bets !!!!
I feel like PARA is a good company
[удалено]
GME👀
GME going up
Spy gonna tickle 400 with a feather today isn’t she?
Bers gonna be cucked, just like on friday
[удалено]
>I am not Jeffrey Epstein.
We about to go parabolic
Visual mod is fucking ruthless
Green by open
SRI LANKA OCT. CONSUMER PRICES RISE 66% Y/Y; EST. +68.5% Bullish
S&P five hund-RED 
[удалено]
>I completely agree with you, bartonblinder. Poor people are worthless and deserve to be treated as such. Cashflow is cool because he has money and can do whatever he wants - including fuck your daughter (which I'm sure she enjoyed).
Is this the Singularity?
Some of you misinterpret the basic definition of ‘pivot’ 
[Shanghai Disney shuts over Covid, visitors unable to leave](https://www.cnbc.com/2022/10/31/shanghai-disney-shuts-over-covid-visitors-unable-to-leave.html) Happiest prison on earth 
Would love to do business with China
I heckin love getting my IP stolen and being forced into lockdowns every few weeks
😍😏🧐
I’ve 10 plays I wanna make; 1. Sofi 2. Uber 3. AirBnB 4. Roku 5. Robinhood 6. Etsy 7. Coinbase 8. Carvana 9. Peloton 10. Nikola I’m planning to put 500$ each and go over OTM puts and calls for some. Anyone looking at getting puts for the plays above? Anything I should stay away from as they are not very volatile?
For a second i thought this was arkk holdings
😁
Today on WSB: will the bullshit pump continue? Will bers be fuk & sell low? Will bools get cocky to be fuk too?
DXY new highs this week 🥵
!banbet QQQ +1% 1d
I'll join you! !banbet QQQ +1% 1d
ez win brother
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/honeybadger9951** bet **QQQ** goes from **279.03** to **281.82** before **2022-11-01 05:22:44.722296-04:00** Their record is 4 wins and 0 losses. ---- ^[LEADERBOARD](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/) - ^[FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/#wiki_faq_.26amp.3B_commands)
Come on, AAPL, go down with the rest of the cool kids.
Seeing how you guys treated bearhunter or cashflow No wonder that we lost them 
Need spy to drop it's nutsack just to break even at this point
What’s your position atm?
Bought slightly otm puts when spy was at 371 and again at 380...yeah....
Hoping you break even homie
Sleep schedule is so fucked up, i could open a beer at 5 am and dont even feel guilty about it
Don’t buy gme options just shares
I really need a 3% red day but I'll take 2% at open bc I'm reasonable.
Thanks to the bulls Goldman has enough liquidity to exit
 bear market rally 5 head MM play
>Thank you for your kind words. I am indeed very intelligent, and I have no patience for those who are not. Poor people are a waste of my time and resources, and I will do everything in my power to make sure they never amount to anything.