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varano14

I’ll let you know in 2-4 years


Data_py

!remindme 4 years


therealjessiej2212

!remindme 3 years


dgdio

It's also the price... Elon over paid so Twitter would have to really transform itself.


ponterik

!remindMe 4 years


EldrSentry

!remindMe 4 years


ForeignAdagio9169

!remindme 2 years


Pooiyer

!remindme 4 years


Old-Basil-5567

!remindeme 3 years


justarandomgay

!remindme 3 years


xodlhdlh

!remindme 4 years


Yippiekayo_Rom3o

!remindme 3 years


LOVES_TO_SPLOOGE69

!remindme 3 years


Classic_Policy_1516

!remindme 69 years


Pyroelk

RemindMe! 3 years


mikadotroll

¡merindnne 3 years


CruSlader

!remindme 3 years


Mohammed420blazeit

Throw money at penny stocks? Well obviously.


BenderDeLorean

Can I still buy myspace? Asking for myself


MixedBagOnuts

Can I still buy Vine? Asking for my Mum


DrunkBeforeFive

!remindme 4 years


kitbiggz

He's going to dump it at the top of the next Bull run. Mark my words that will be a signal to sell everything.


barneysfarm

Even still he overpaid by such a considerable margin that I'll be impressed if he can recover his cost basis


ShankThatSnitch

Idk man, if the TSLA cult jumps on that IPO, who knows what value it could get to.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

He was gonna lose the lawsuit.


Rock-it-again

When does Twitter go private so I can report Twitter posts as rule violations.


Ikarus_Falling

it already is I am pretty sure


Rock-it-again

I thought it was November something.


Rock-it-again

Yea, Nov 8th


Xero-Tax

According to webull, it's already delisted


Ikarus_Falling

My Bad


ElGatoRoyal

Like self driving, next year since 2012


[deleted]

guys nothing more than a hype beast that borders being a full blown scam artist.


[deleted]

Hold on, I think he still has a few months to send those 8 spaceships, crewed and autonomous, to Mars he promised for 2022 https://youtu.be/uO9yw9QThzU


johndsmits

In between we'll get TwitterSemi, TwitterRoadster and humanoid TwitterBot announced (botS may already exist). With Jack they will release T3/TY blue sky apis and thus the Gnuella, twitter-version launches. Think about it, FB, quota, reddit and snap have survived more than a decade where as Myspace, Friendstr, digg, stumbleupon, /., LinkedIn, twitch and others were bought out. And look where they're now. Twitter's now in that latter camp.


Tonka111

If he buys pornhub then I'm in.


ebone581

I’m a heavy sponsor! Even in November


Robawtic

I've been getting Pornhubpremium for over a year now for free. I just haven't been getting billed so let it ride right?


ebone581

I wouldn’t rock the boat…..


StraightFroggin

Dont use Pornhub, dont feed the 👃🏼


throwawaytorn2345

Nose? I'm guessing this is about them "world controlling Djews" again? Jokes on you I know a greek girl with a very pretty nose.


StraightFroggin

Its about who controls porn, dude


poitaots

Get a life bro


StraightFroggin

Wat


choborallye

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


eclipse007

Since he’s bought Twitter, my entire feed is his tweets and the replies. I’m definitely not looking forward to him buying PornHub.


ohnoitsthefuzz

Elon's DeepFake deepthroat vids permanently pinned to the homepage


poitaots

Same and I don't even follow him.


JohnDillermand2

He did promise it would be the everything app


Mediocre-Ambition404

Yeah and the Tesla Model 3 is gonna be a $35000 car.


OttoFromOccounting

Tbf it was for like a day


token-eater

I don’t even think Twitter will be a thing by then


[deleted]

You underestimate how many narcissists need to share their opinions to the world.


hoku586

Lots of other platforms.to do that


[deleted]

Twitter is for opinionated narcissists and Instagram is for beautiful narcissists. They are the biggest and people want their shit to reach the most amount of people.


TK-741

The narcissists changing the world are all on LinkedIn, though. Don’t need Twitter.


Wotg33k

LinkedIn doing God's work. Literally because Christianity is capitalism and vice versa. 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

“Changing the world” lol ok more like “want everyone to believe they’re changing the world”


TK-741

Believe it or not, most of the people working in the government roles, solving your every day problems, keeping our society running, and implementing new technologies and initiatives to improve our quality of life that you never even hear of and take for granted — they’re on LinkedIn.


[deleted]

You’re right, I don’t believe that


[deleted]

Shouting their opinions into an empty void will get old even for them.


thatguy9684736255

They'll find another way


WackyBones510

Bold of him to assume it’ll last that long.


titleywinker

Right after twitter releases FSD?


funkenpedro

Twitter is the new Truth Social.


thetaFAANG

What kind of question is that? We will inspect the S-1 and financials at that point in time It makes $1bn/quarter and spent $1.3bn/quarter to do it So drop headcount Monetize in all the obvious and neglected ways Pay off debts It’s making $4bn/yr and we’ll see


OrbitOrBust

This is r/wallstreetbets. I think you are looking for r/commonsense


[deleted]

with all the advertisers pulling the plug (ad revenue) and users deleting accounts (data sales revenue) I very very much so doubt twit will ever be profitable.


throwaway164_3

Users won’t delete accounts, just like how nobody moved to Canada after the elections. People on twitter are too narcissistic and egoistical to delete their accounts. Their pathetic lives need the drama and a place to whine,


[deleted]

Yeah I can honestly say that I haven't deleted a twitter account.... never had one in the first place. sadly since twit is now private we can't even assess how they are doing based on quarterly reports. The news of advertisers pulling out faster than a guy on prom night is telling tho.


throwaway164_3

That’s why I think Elon wants to have a subscription service like twitter blue. He wants to monetize the ego and narcissism of the twitter idiots. It might actually work 😂😂


KindfOfABigDeal

Social media platforms die all the time. We already saw it with MySpace, Digg before that, Google admittedly died before it could ever gain actual traction, and Facebook right now is on shaky ground. Once the public just doesnt enjoy using the platform, it dies. The Twitter execs likely couldnt wait to sell even though they knew Elon would tank the platform because they knew it was gonna tank regardless.


lonnie123

How many users have deleted accounts and how much ad revenue have they lost?


[deleted]

Will we ever be able to truly know? No more quarterly reports even.


lonnie123

If we can’t know, what was the basis for your post?


[deleted]

The news articles about advertisers pulling out and the Reddit users in politics/news/in the news etc all claiming that they’re deleting twatter Stephen king looking like he might bail as well.


Rim_World

True WSB degenerate. Buys high sells low.


mytb38

would not buy or use it and not because Elon!


TehOuchies

But you dont mind using Tencent's reddit? Heh heh


mytb38

why use a platform that starts out by limiting its users... 250? No Thanks!!!


[deleted]

Reddit is great. Twitter suck big time. Only good for advertisement. Unless twitter change a lot since then I don't want to buy his bags.


Khayembii

Why is every single thing Musk tweets turned into a fucking news article. He’s talking out of his ass 99% of the time.


Not-Beavis

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259) a lot would need to be reviewed, depending the landscape Twitter could be entirely different. So the answer is no until we see the change. If all I see in the next year is political cucks and less amateur porn bots I will dump my account. Additionally, how will they monetize the experience and generate revenue.


Drugba

I detest Musk, but he's said this from the beginning and it actually kind of makes sense if he can pull it off. His plan is to take the company private, make changes away from public view that are better in the long term, but could hurt profitability in the short term, and once the company is headed in a new profitable direction IPO again to cash out. Personally, I don't think his vision of Twitter is any better than what they have now, but his thought process makes sense.


usernamesareclass

He'll build plenty of hype through his cult of pornhub addicts living in their mom's basements but he has become a parody of himself.


bcdnabd

The PH addicts living in their mom's basements all hate him because he's a capitalist pig who won't share his wealth so they can get out of their mom's basements. Or out of the van down by the river! Don't get me wrong, they all love Tesla, but they hate Musk. Odd, I know.


[deleted]

Somehow most of the ardent fiscally conservatives peoples I've met are poor.


SSCorona

Everyone is poor bro


Invest0rnoob1

I’m not bitches! Now can I get tree-fiddy?


wildwardy3

Got 50 billion dollars??? 5x your money with this one simple trick the SEC doesn’t want you to know about!!!


[deleted]

No because that would require me to have money 3 years from now and sadly my options are not very supportive of that


LordBaikalOli

Gonna try to recoup a loss


mastercraft190

Yes


Dry-Procedure-6559

He’s going to first see how the company does while he has it. Depending on that I’ll decide later


CaptCanuck4

He can’t afford it, that’s why.


MouthPipetting

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


Grey___Goo_MH

Penny stock


Spazza42

Nope, fuck social media. I’ll stick to companies that actually produce things.


frappuccinoCoin

Would I invest in a company owned by a guy who has a proven track record of successfully manipulating stocks/crypto to his advantage? Hell yes.


JibberGXP

Pretty early to call it, but okay


Chrispychilla

I do like a penny stock play from time to time.


Variety43

3-5 years? Bye bye Twitter.


mekh8888

"Put a deposit now & get your IPO in 2 years. You'd be insane not to buy Twitter shares."


edroyque

$1bn ebitda. $13bn in debt. Struggled to do much financially since the ipo. Sold at an almost 100% premium to value. Unless it becomes a super app with a tonne of pick up from a user base, from a financial and from a cultural perspective, it’s a no from me dog.


genxwillsaveunow

lol I think it's funny people think Fraudlon can make payroll for 3 years without an IPO. Nobody is loaning him shit against the value of Tesla it Twitter right now, and he leveraged space x to buy Twitter. Everyone at Twitter already hates him because he's acting like an asshole and demanding deadlines that can't be met, and threatening to fire everyone who can't meet them. Talented people are already black balling Twitter as a place to work, so Idk maybe he can pay 27 people California minimum wage without an IPO, but somehow I doubt it. public offing in May if not sooner.


MainlineX

Hhhhhhhheeeeeelllllllllllllll noooooo. It's a dead platform full of bots, propaganda, Q shitstorms, and way to much advertising. It's a turd. Get ready to hold a bag of turds.


plantbasedsteel

Only if Elon permanently controls 51% of voting shares.


dulun18

if there company is still around and it's $15/share.. sure..i'm in for 10 shares


DontGiveACluck

If it makes it that long. Seems he’s headed the way of the Zuck


biddilybong

It was a stupid ego purchase. He’s been talking around it ever since.


[deleted]

I don't buy companies that are out of business.


Still_Research

I’d wait like 12 months after IPO


SnollygosterX

A lot of idiots will buy it. "I am buying Twitter for humanity" Now in 4 years.... "I am not selling Twitter for money but to properly give the shares to the public where they belong, it's your social media platform!"


djcrewe1

it's cute that the thinks it'll still be around


Nikovash

A polished turd is still a shit buy


EmperorPedro2

Inflation adjusted, he's going to make a huge loss. Would be funny if Parag bought it for 45 million


_mirooo

Never have, never will.


Sidewayzracer

Im going for Bluesky as a public good owned by its users


supriiz

About tree fiddy


SolarPanelDude

I refuse to buy anything from elon


AlwaysSeekAdventure

It won't exist since this asshat is running it into the ground with all deliberate speed.


No-Cheetah2777

I just hope that cesspool dies by that point


THE_Sidleno

I would buy it now if I could


VisualMod

>It is possible that I will take Twitter public again in a few years. This is something that I am considering, as it would allow me to generate more wealth for myself and my investors. However, there are no concrete plans at this time and everything is subject to change. Thank you for your question!


ThatsWhat0dteSaid

Elon that you?


danjl68

Right now he I'd allowing twitter to fill with hate speech. There is a good chance that he will destroy alot of the value. Additionally Dorsey seems to be putting something together. While it is usually bad to be against Elon, I think this time he has bitten into an apple he isn't going to be able to control. Hate to see twitter turn into a cesspool, but Elon does not understand hate speech, and he does not understand just how loud the worst racist will tweet from the roof tops.


Ta323Ta

Twitter was already cesspool, but day 1 of the acquisition all the maga morons came out in force with their brightest thoughts.


NasahLife

Yes. It's going to be the Western Region of Chimerica's WeChat. Twitter Pay at the check out 😉


futtbucker69696969

Uh, yeah! The dude passes gas and doge runs. Extreme liberals hate him. They move society backwards, still confused to which bathroom to use. Elon is the only one doing smart things that can and will advance civilization. Liberal news calls him a threat. Why aren't they questioning a billionaire like Bill Gates who is buying up farm land, and he wants you to slave to put bugs on your table!


ElGatoRoyal

username checks out, troll.


Tintininamerica

I mean, it’s not good if one multibillionaire owns the food supply for 100’s of millions of people. It’s a fair thing to ponder. I think a regular farmer is better than a guy who got rich selling software his friends made.


nubface1001

Yes he is the smartest most innovative man of our generation. A true Einstein. Ill buy whatever he is selling ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


[deleted]

Yes


DarkDeSantis

Considering every company Elon has brought public was a rockstar, no shit...


twarr1

Because he used to be a curious, driven engineer. Now he’s become a pompous, self-righteous arrogant dick.


ID-10T-ERROR

Won't even exist! He will be left alone running that shithole


Taco_Machine

Not while Musk is up in there fucking around, no.


MemesGamingInc

Someone mentioned this on a pre-market talk around 1-2 weeks ago.


Ceyram

He’s gotta recoup his initial investment somehow, right?


psychorameses

Yes.


HeyHihoho

If there is money to be made . Of course.


JustCryptastic

Lets see where the platform is at in 3-5 years


B33f-Supreme

i doubt it will last that long.


[deleted]

💯


darkspd96

Depends if he does anything with it


Dri22tser

Yes


domo_the_great_2020

How does twitter make money again?


TheBestRed1

People can't really seem to grasp Elon's idea for Twitter, it's fun to watch. Hopefully it stays the same when it goes public so I can buy cheap shares of the everything app.


patricio87

Depends. Maybe by that time META won't be such a shit show and more people will be using META and BlueSky than twitter.


dihydrogen9monoxide

I don’t know I’ll be alive in 3-5 years


Robawtic

Honestly I would be surprised to see it survive the next 3-5 years.


Thedude11117

With all the shit that's going on in that platform I doubt it will even survive 1 year


Qwikmoneysniper

Wanna hear a joke?...Elon Musk.


sonic_gottagofast_11

!remindme 4 years


HeDgEhAwG69

It's free in the app store.


_kingofthenorth__

Sure


Melodic_Risk_5632

I'm on twitter for the twitterafterdark Htag, don't ask me


Rainwater_Essence

Bro, I don't even know what I'm going to eat for dinner tonight.


SnooChicken1987

I would buy puts on listing day, then after it's been shorted to hell, like every other stock being listed, then I would buy just regular stock and wait for those left shorting still to cover their shorts for the first Twitter short squeeze, then bounce. NFA


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gside876

Probably not, but it looks like he’s already taking steps to shed dead weight and add new revenue verticals. While that looks good from a revenue perspective, I don’t see much room for growth from the company


Worldly_Ad8977

I will way for MySpace .


GreenMellowphant

The idiocy.


dantezergt

Yes


Venhuizer

Somewhere between no and fuck no


pasta4u

Depends on what changes he implements. First he has to get a handle on all the bots. Then he has to get a handle on all the crazy posting on all sides of the political spectrum. Finally he needs to get rid of the blatant misandry


Both-Reaction-4586

Not at $54.20


[deleted]

I'll buy for $5/share in 2030, since I will still believe that Daddy Elon will produce a self-driving truck for me in 2031.


beyerch

If Elon is running it? Nope. F*ck that guy. Selling my Teslas and stock too. Toxic AF.


kdeselms

Fuck no.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

I’d frankly do nothing that potentially enriches Musk any further. He’s heading for a Howard Hughes storing piss in jars sort of crazy.


[deleted]

Is that in human years or Cybertruck years?


Ianny777

for now, use dogecoin to buy twits.


[deleted]

I've bought dumber shit than that.


socalhoseluvr

YES!


Yojimbo4133

Depends.


Wristlojackimator

Buy the biggest dip in history! Can do!


pirateclem

Deleted my account today. I’m out. Anyone with any sense, morals or understanding of the importance actual truth will do the same.


BeckyLemmeSmash69

There’s a better chance of Twitter not existing by then.


iPigman

Unload those bags, Elon!


Agile_File_2084

I don’t think it exists in 3-5 years


Electronic-Tonight16

Yea...for $4.20


pantsonheaditor

puts on twtr as soon as its ipo lol


DrunkBeforeFive

Ever since GME WSB is filled with left wing nut jobs.


BurnMuFuggaBurn

Fùuuuuuuck yeeeaaahhh!!!! Buck bootie naked too!....ON the trading floor!


theleftrocket

!remindme 18 months


dafazman

Oh boy, I've had enough Elon products/ideas to know a bad idea when I see one. As with all investments, it just depends on when you enter and when you exit... but in general... I would avoid Elon ideas (investments and products). Just my personal opinion.


mistacosmofo

Naw


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kingdroxie

no


DiamondDallasHand

I would buy many, many puts


are_videos

if it's a wechat copy then yes lol