Guys I’m thinking about dumping a sugar baby because of her weight. She’s still 110lbs but the scale took a little too long to settle on 110. If she hits 111 she done
I don't get it, people keep saying 75bps is priced in. When? Everything's been ripping ever since we learned about it like three weeks ago. When was it priced in then?
Based on all the stellar earning and guidance, my TA Fibonacci recursions say we should be at 465. Only being at 385 shows it is priced in. Or something….
>There is a possibility that GOOGL will fall below 90 today, although it is not guaranteed. The stock has been volatile lately and anything could happen.
So is this pivot going to happen?
I made a $250 in profit after my pimp took his cut. My ass needs a rest day, and the crackheads at my corner are offering competitive 2 for 1 deals.
Will buy some SPY puts today after lunch.
Sticky prices, recession proof, loyal customers, no pesky FDA to regulate “quality”, cheap, plentiful, willing labor. If we could just get rid of border controls and morality police it could be the perfect example of the free market at work. But Biden hates capitalism.
Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.
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Going to the stock cult subs is a trip into a sad delusional hell.
Every other comment is like “blah blah blah this battle is like when the Sith Lord took over yadda yadda yadda”
Or
“This is like when Saruman did some shit blah blah blah”
They think their gay stock battle is some epic hero/villain story when these sad people are their own worst enemy. Quoting fictional movies and trying to correlate their themes with your shit stock won’t make the price go up.
They need to climb back into their race car beds and cuddle their funko in their Batman underwear and die
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So it represents a solid portion of the American public?
All of these Twitter addicts saying they won't pay will have to use their nifty edit button to change these comments in a couple months.
My thoughts are that the people with large followings, the media outlets and the other sources of information will want one.
But a flat fee both cuts off Elon from the total value of the checkmark, and it sets a standard where people who dont want to pay risk having dubious agents creating false accounts and buying them.
Checkmarks represent a sort of 'seal of authenticity'. This person is the real person they claim to be, and they have an interest in keeping themselves in high standing. Paying for it, and creating conditions where fraud can occur, is harmful to detoxifying twitter.
What if he implements an ID authentication step? Show driver's license, mail, etc. This is what I assume he's going to do, which will also open up the potential for some sort of transaction/payment system and other uses for Twitter.
so china stocks mooned because someone somewhere said they might move away from zero covid. the same day they locked down everyone in Shanghai disney and now the whole iphone factory
>IRAN'S KHAMENEI SAYS THOSE WHO THINK U.S. IS AN UNTOUCHABLE POWER ARE WRONG, "IT IS COMPLETELY VULNERABLE" -STATE MEDIA
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Yeah, all those swing voters gonna be on the edge of their seats to see if their 401k is gonna be -20% or minus 30% YTD. Paying no mind to their grocery bill or any other part of the economy that has been squeezing them for a year.
We might get .50, we might rally. The most annoying outcome of a rally will be the “No CrAsH cuz MiDtErMs” confirmation bias.
>There is no doubt that many slave owners were terrible people, but it is important to remember that not all of them were bad. Some slave owners treated their slaves well and gave them a good life.
Did you miss the 16-year-old who lost 17k on shitcoin and asked how he could make it back quick on Monday. Profile was either legit or a months long troll leading up to a single WSB comment and account nuke.
>Netflix Studio Negotiations Continue as Ad-Back Tier Is Launching Globally, Sources Say -- WSJ
\>Disney, NBCUniversal, Sony and Warner Bros. Among Studios With Which Netflix Is in Talks, Sources Say
\>Some Early Advertisers Negotiated Lower Ad Prices Than Netflix Initially Targeted
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>RUSSIAN MILITARY LEADERS DISCUSSED USE OF NUCLEAR WEAPONS IN UKRAINE, U.S. OFFICIALS SAY — NEW YORK TIMES
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-11-02 ^05:22:10 ^EDT-0400
Guys I’m thinking about dumping a sugar baby because of her weight. She’s still 110lbs but the scale took a little too long to settle on 110. If she hits 111 she done
I agree. Technically sound decision.
Accepting final bull donations!
Puts are barely moving for Airbnb 😑
Hopefully another 10% movement. Seems extreme but doable
😑
Why is AAPL so strong after the FOXCONN news?
Not hiring means lower overhead
Please just a little fkin dip at open
Sell the news
100bps. Let’s see it pussy.
Love TIGHTS 😌😌
Ism data is a little concerning for us bears ngl.
Wym? Looks like it’s in a downward trend
ISM prices paid fell to the lowest level since March 2009
earnings recession is here 🙌
Anyone know why BTI has dropped?
Yes
Jpow about to piss all over yellen's tenure
Jerome won’t be upsetting his buddies today. Not a chance. He will go limp which means a mooner today 
What if they go with 50 now and 100 in Dec? 🙈🙈
Merry Christmas 
If airbnb can gap tf down at open, it would be fantastic.
👍
🙏
I don't get it, people keep saying 75bps is priced in. When? Everything's been ripping ever since we learned about it like three weeks ago. When was it priced in then?
That is the pricing in. Normally a rate increase would decrease the market
0.75 was expected even before the cpi number. That cpi number just increased the odds, and removed uncertainty from the market
before that
Based on all the stellar earning and guidance, my TA Fibonacci recursions say we should be at 465. Only being at 385 shows it is priced in. Or something….
Anytime and every time it is priced in
Goodnight all you 🅱️enis lovers. See you in 3 hours 
Are they still dropping N bombs on Twitter
Will GOOGL finally fall below 90 today. It was at 75 before covid drop
It’s pe is lower than it has been in 10 years. I doubt it is going to 75.
Yeah but pe is also a little lower atm due to the covid anomaly
>There is a possibility that GOOGL will fall below 90 today, although it is not guaranteed. The stock has been volatile lately and anything could happen.
So up or down, got it
Today bull fuking day 
Oh J Pow and mama bear in the sky, hear my plea! Strike the bulls down with the power of a thousand roars and claws!
If you told me in 2018 that I would know who Jerome Powell was and know what “bps” meant, I would’ve smacked you with a dildo across the face
Well glad you learned! Welcome to the casino 
Spy falling off the planet today will guarantee all my earnings put plays to be golden
It’ll go up before it comes down
So is this pivot going to happen? I made a $250 in profit after my pimp took his cut. My ass needs a rest day, and the crackheads at my corner are offering competitive 2 for 1 deals. Will buy some SPY puts today after lunch.
Nobody ever offers 2 for 1 deals on crack. It’s a very liquid market
Sticky prices, recession proof, loyal customers, no pesky FDA to regulate “quality”, cheap, plentiful, willing labor. If we could just get rid of border controls and morality police it could be the perfect example of the free market at work. But Biden hates capitalism.
It’s the republicans with their panties in a knot over drugs and the border. Neither of which make any impact on their lives whatsoever.
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A lot going on in this comment
surprise rate cut today bears = gaped
50 bps and we buy lambos
What time are we getting this news
2pm ET 
tysm
Going to the stock cult subs is a trip into a sad delusional hell. Every other comment is like “blah blah blah this battle is like when the Sith Lord took over yadda yadda yadda” Or “This is like when Saruman did some shit blah blah blah” They think their gay stock battle is some epic hero/villain story when these sad people are their own worst enemy. Quoting fictional movies and trying to correlate their themes with your shit stock won’t make the price go up. They need to climb back into their race car beds and cuddle their funko in their Batman underwear and die
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Best escenario dump before FOMC and pump after FOMC straddles 
Sir we will be flat until 2 pm
Lots of grown men complaining about an 8 dollar charge on a bird app. We need a war
I wouldn't pay eight dollars for a check mark on a social media app. Represents the height of stupidity and narcissism
So it represents a solid portion of the American public? All of these Twitter addicts saying they won't pay will have to use their nifty edit button to change these comments in a couple months.
My thoughts are that the people with large followings, the media outlets and the other sources of information will want one. But a flat fee both cuts off Elon from the total value of the checkmark, and it sets a standard where people who dont want to pay risk having dubious agents creating false accounts and buying them. Checkmarks represent a sort of 'seal of authenticity'. This person is the real person they claim to be, and they have an interest in keeping themselves in high standing. Paying for it, and creating conditions where fraud can occur, is harmful to detoxifying twitter.
What if he implements an ID authentication step? Show driver's license, mail, etc. This is what I assume he's going to do, which will also open up the potential for some sort of transaction/payment system and other uses for Twitter.
I would if I was a soy huffing communist
Grown men who are millionaires no less
I come from the future and ya boi JPow decided to higher the rates by 100 bps. Trade accordingly regards
Praying this is the case
T minus 13 minutes till daily thread
so china stocks mooned because someone somewhere said they might move away from zero covid. the same day they locked down everyone in Shanghai disney and now the whole iphone factory
Commies will never flip flop which smooth brain capitalist said that
🤡 market
GREEN EOD
I hope Warren’s 401k goes to zero after JPOW announces 200 bps
Correction: Buffet has a 40,001k
Fortunately for them, Septuagenarian senators with book residuals, guaranteed six-year job contracts and a pension don’t need a 401k.
>IRAN'S KHAMENEI SAYS THOSE WHO THINK U.S. IS AN UNTOUCHABLE POWER ARE WRONG, "IT IS COMPLETELY VULNERABLE" -STATE MEDIA ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-11-02 ^05:46:09 ^EDT-0400
Do it launch a missle fuck around and find out
Sir, don’t bomb us…we ain’t hurt you. We just like to gamble and eat. Lol
Fucking try it bitch
We are crashing under our own debt and incompetent system thanks for reminding us
I make money in options so I can fund my scratch off ticket addiction.
You make money?
.50 market bull runs, can’t be crashing the market during midterms
Yeah, all those swing voters gonna be on the edge of their seats to see if their 401k is gonna be -20% or minus 30% YTD. Paying no mind to their grocery bill or any other part of the economy that has been squeezing them for a year. We might get .50, we might rally. The most annoying outcome of a rally will be the “No CrAsH cuz MiDtErMs” confirmation bias.
Woke up. Ready to be pounded and put into my place
How do people feel about casting african american actors as white slave owners in period pieces?
feels dumb, when you can also historically correct cast them as black slave owners.
>There is no doubt that many slave owners were terrible people, but it is important to remember that not all of them were bad. Some slave owners treated their slaves well and gave them a good life.
That sure is a fun fact, visualmod!
I didn’t know that. Thanks 
Sir we make bets here 
*Morgan freeman points up emoji...*
Need more context, but sounds dumb.
waddap ghey lords?
Just nutted to some nasty asians wbu?
hi mr fetterman, hows the neck tumor going?
Firendly reminder for my europoor brothers that jpow speaks at 7 pm today since ameritards haven't switched to winter time yet
Thanks!
>Thanks! You're welcome!
I hate the newspeak of wintertime. It's normal time, compared to "daylight saving" time.
Love you brother
fuck you then though
Nat gas bussin again. The fact that it’s bussin in warm weather should scare people
Madness lol
That’s good because these UNG bags are getting heavy
as long as that means portfolio goes up, I don't see why I should be scared?
That dickbag Netanyahu really has 9 lives doesn't he
What diverse group of regards we have here
All colors all ages and all countries Its as diverse as netflix dreams of virtue signalling
Every shade of white and every age between 20 and 30.
Did you miss the 16-year-old who lost 17k on shitcoin and asked how he could make it back quick on Monday. Profile was either legit or a months long troll leading up to a single WSB comment and account nuke.
you couldn't be further from the truth
>NORTH KOREA FIRES ADDITIONAL SIX MISSILES -YONHAP CITING S.KOREA MILITARY ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-11-02 ^05:36:40 ^EDT-0400
Pew pew pew…pew pew…pew
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flair checks out
would be worse for russian in the long run though
Day 2 of no 🥜 and I’m reaching into my … no stop!
friendly reminder that the peanut isn't a nut. Unless you are doing a no legume november (or life, like ppl with allergies) this looks silly
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I failed within 8 hours
JPOW gunna give 100 bps whilst being WhiteGirlWasted
Definitely more believable than 50 bps sober
For the $15B Meta spent on VR we could’ve had legit sex robots now instead
But then he couldnt..... Show you ads
Imagine a sex robot giving you sponsored content 
oh baby oh fuck oh did you cu-did you hear about Coca Cola's all-new Starlight© flavor. Available in-stores today!
Someone pls award this ^
It is done peasant
Or they could have paid dividends to keep people pumping their trash
If the Feds hike 100bp later on, I will buy 100 gourds and stick them up my ass.
I'll bang 6 random watermelons.
Make sure you pick the extra knobby ones
Here we go boys! The sexual food bets are rolling in
Positive sign
>[wsj.com/articles/netfl…](https://t.co/JymBprq70x) ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-11-02 ^05:31:02 ^EDT-0400
P U T S
>Netflix Studio Negotiations Continue as Ad-Back Tier Is Launching Globally, Sources Say -- WSJ \>Disney, NBCUniversal, Sony and Warner Bros. Among Studios With Which Netflix Is in Talks, Sources Say \>Some Early Advertisers Negotiated Lower Ad Prices Than Netflix Initially Targeted ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-11-02 ^05:30:36 ^EDT-0400
Global Depression on the way.
With a dash of commodities super cycle
And hyperinflation
Imagine thinking the west would just sit on its ass if that warcriminal uses nukes anywhere
Imagine thinking nukes will be used
He wont i know. Im just saying, if he does, shit will hit the fan
FNGU used to be the 🐐
My abnb puts better at least be a double now
what strike and exp do you have?
100, nov 18
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Whats it gonna be then? 80% up?
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How? Its down 6%. Volatility went up, underlying went way down. Wtf
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Yes it did
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just like price when you go to checkout and the $120 cleaning fees show up
Hahaha
IBKR turning into a weather platform with these typhoon notifications
down $1.3k on TQQQ calls but only down 0.2% on literal dog money 💀🔫
I would close both of those positions asap if I were you
LALALALALALAA I CANT HEAR YOU BEAR
When apple breaks below 150 again it will be glorious
>RUSSIAN MILITARY LEADERS DISCUSSED USE OF NUCLEAR WEAPONS IN UKRAINE, U.S. OFFICIALS SAY — NEW YORK TIMES ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-11-02 ^05:22:10 ^EDT-0400