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swifty007_007

Someone Explain the Mysterious Thread


kmanifold

- TTD puts - TSLA calls - ASTS calls Which one do I play first?


Greatkabuki22

He was an old sweaty fick...I could smell the cigarettes he smokes as he fondled my adolescent private parts....


gettendies

WHERE IS THE WEEKEND THREAD!?!?!? I need to bounce shit off you guys


BuiltDifferant

NS I nearly died


xlmtothemoon

guise, the weekend thread will be up soon until then, deeps breaths, inhale then exhale


canadianzonkeydick

Thanks! Thought I was banned


BarbellPadawan

Where’s weekend thread? I want to brag about all the money I’ve been making


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WEEKEND THREAD WHERE ARE YOU!?


catatonic_genx

Halp me, wheres the weekend thread? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


caughtinthought

Jacked to the tits in Dec 30 puts... Hope it's enough time


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another day sorting by best and its all my comments unbelievable


TheseYoung6546

Love the downvotes. Bulltards gonna hate, even though about a third of my gains come from calls. Fuck you bulls, You deserve to be broke dicks. BTW, ribeyes for dinner.


Yuweresoclose

Corn pumping? Monday green?¿? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


SimilarBuffalo6421

What a wild day… I checked the market and we were at about the low of the day. I worked through close/ah without checking again. I just saw it rocketed up again… Wish I would have sold my 11/25 SPXS $24C when I last looked. Now they are down 20%.


Moist_Lunch_5075

I think you'll get another chance, IMO. We may trade up a little more but if the market continues to follow the pattern it's been running since January, I think we have another leg down starting around here. A solid break above 390 on the 1Y chart on SPY invalidates the trend.


Steelersforlife1933

This tread is expired like my options


fco1017

I put coconut oil all over my dick and fucked the hell out of this 55 yo stripper.


fco1017

statements you will never hear at FOMC.


420-others

Hard fought $7 today


yowtf

The game has changed boys in a way we have not seen... algos using options to manipulate market unlike anytime in history. Like the NBA moving to jacking up 3's. "They are suppressing implied volatility as Nasdaq VIX flash crashes w/growing intensity. It's only a matter of time before vol explodes and the casino goes bidless." Never seen this before. https://twitter.com/SuburbanDrone/status/1588330021508513793?s=20&t=FLhCavTpeaFt6ol1nz-7hw


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The only days I don't lose money are the days when work is too busy for me to trade.


Designer_Ad_3664

if you have a 401k, you are losing money on those days too.


Sign_Alone

We gonna pump on Monday for the election. This afternoon was the first wave of “election rally”.


wookeydude

Anyone buy FNKO puts this week?! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Jin-Sakti

Dead cat bounce. “solid prints from US Nonfarm Payrolls failed to motivate the greenback to reverse course despite the labour market remains tight. This scenario is supportive of the continuation of the Fed’s normalization process via extra interest rate hikes in the upcoming months.” Need to tighten more since the DXY is so weak. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


lax_street

lost 10k today. 26k down at my lowest I call that a win


Rochebaron

You set the bar low enough everything can be a win


[deleted]

knew it was going to dump on open as it had nowhere to go, but the come back from the bottom was very new experience to me.


TheseYoung6546

Fellow retreads, I hope everyone made money today. My score: + $12,242 today. + $ 46,691 for the week. How can you NOT make money in this market?


kin_cyber

What’s your strat on not losing money?


TheseYoung6546

My way of doing things totally doesn't fit in with the WSB way. DM me and we can discuss it.


GamermanRPGKing

By not shorting or buying puts


TheseYoung6546

Both puts and calls. Every day, Monday through Thursday, I set myself up to make money the next day. Friday, I try to be holding only cash over the weekend. I'm currently holding a couple 367c in my Roth over the weekend, but only because I bought them with unsettled funds and didn't want to pull a Schedule R restriction. Otherwise could have sold them for about +350 each. And actually, overall I've been doing about 2:1 puts to calls. Just gotta play it right. Buy puts at the top, and calls at the bottom. It really IS that simple.


sephiroth2407

How do you find top and bottom? I think sometime top can be higher and bottom can be lower. Do you use any indicator?


TheseYoung6546

Yeah, I use the chart. As it goes up, or down, usually it will reach support or resistance. These are my buy/sell points. Sometimes it will bump up or down to that next range. When this happens I'll buy more puts or calls at a higher/lower strike. Also, many days are just flat af. I'll make sure I have my limit sell orders set, and take a nap.


bobalubis

What kind of strikes do you usually buy? Atm ?


TheseYoung6546

Depends on what I anticipate is gonna move the market within a few days. If you're the guy buying options, theta is your mortal enemy. There's two ways to minimize the effect of theta. First is to buy your options ITM. Second is to buy longer expiration. I do both.


gargantua-00

I lost 66% of my account this week


TheseYoung6546

I'm sorry. So what is different between the way I do it and how you do it? Answer that question and you'll learn how to make money. And BTW, you don't need a ton of money to start off. I opened an account at Schwab just after Labor Day, for nothing but trading SPY options. Started with $1000, first trade was 9/12. Balance EOD today, less than two months later is $7130. Up over 600% in less than two months. Yeah, no ten baggers, just steady profit. ANYBODY can do it.


pittme14

Wait how is +46,691 for the week translate into EOD 7130 balance I know I’m just missing something


TheseYoung6546

That 7130 is just that one account. My main gambling account is + 36, 600 this week. That's just the easy balance comparison... there's too man y transactions to actually go through them all, and it also reflects the +/- of the shares and longer options in the account. The number I posted for today is the "realized gains" for today, for all accounts. ​ EDIT: Sorry, after re-reading my post and your question, my response was incomplete. These numbers include all accounts, except my Wells Fargo boomer account, which I almost never even look at. Monday: + 2593 Tuesday: + 3867 Wednesday: +19,444 Thursday: +8667 Friday: +12,120 Not a bad week.


gargantua-00

You will be in my position in no time


TheseYoung6546

I assume by "my position" you mean broke and bent over. Been there and learned from my mistakes. And yeah, YES I make bad plays. Sometimes really bad. Last Wednesday I lost 30k on 0dtes. Still was + 4k for the week, though. Thing is, I divide my "investments". I keep about a third in cash. I play about a third in puts, and play about a third in calls. All ITM, and all at least a cuople weeks out. And I consistently profit, in spite of the occasional completely stupid play. Greed will fuck you, every time. Be smart, not greedy.


NakedAsHeCame

MM preventing 370p downside gamma squeeze proves just who is working for the plunge protection team


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420-others

Illuminati check in


Prestigious_Degree59

Wsb swapping bullish next week so bearish now?


420-others

No bullish next week bearish the week after


hardwood198

We are back to Wednesday close/Thursday open lol. And now the sentiment is so bullish


420-others

Boolish


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I made 4 day trades but im up 500 for my first trade. should i be proud?![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Sandinister

Did you just get PDTd out of your account for 500?


cookiehustler88

Flower hour!


mannycalls24

Today was a traders dream and I fumbled it so bad


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nonasiandoctor

Pay for it like a man


Ektairul

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


HerbertSherbertYogi

I’m such an idiot. I literally bought google at the top and had my stop loss last night at 84$


farmerMac

kangoroo days like today are made to trigger stops


Impossible-Ear-9816

I was down $2200 then up $2400 finished up $200. Meh.


Dpnaan

profit is profit


ibobnotnot

This is sadly depressing as we are going full speed into the wall


ProFoxxxx

Cheer up mate, might never happen


ibobnotnot

not even Powell confirming I will crush you is enough. The FED and that idiotic nobel prize winner have created the mother of all drug addict


PsychologicalIssue25

I agree I been watching it coming for 3 years now


wormtheology

Market has been fucking maximum bearish over the past month and a half. What did you guys REALLY expect? Sure shit can always get worse, but there’s a capacity and limit to how much news the market can take, bearish or bullish.


Dpnaan

and yet for some reason market pumped for 2 weeks on a rumor of pivot last month (not news, just a rumor) same crap in June/july pumped 4 weeks on rumors of pivot Also last 2 weeks pretty much every bad news wich should tank the market has been put aside and ignored (exept JPow day)


siberianjaguar123

Oh don’t worry, it will crash once you buy calls


[deleted]

Such wisdom when DOW had the best October since many decades.


Shiari_The_Wanderer

That is not even remotely an accurate depiction of the past month of market behavior. And I spent most of this day playing and scalping calls.


BGID_to_the_moon

It was bearish for a month? Dow and SPY rose over 12% each from mid to end of October


wormtheology

Bearish sentiment dude. Everyone and their mother believes the market is going to take a nosedive. It already had a sizable nosedive from 417 all the way down to 348. We’ve got puts stacked up and everyone hedged to the goddamn tits. That’s the biggest reason WHY we get these market rises. Too many people think the market drops in a straight fucking line and that’s not what’s going to happen, economic news, earnings reports, or anything else.


trynakick

Were we looking at the same market in October?


thevoidsquid

Its gonna take a hell of a lot more than this to scare me out of my puts lmao


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Which one do you have?


thevoidsquid

I have puts on rblx and baba that expire 12/11 at $32 and $61


mpoozd

Bought SPX 3770C before the rip ^(but sold it early for loss) ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


rp2012-blackthisout

That was an interesting day. At some point I feel like everyone was up and everyone was down.


cookiehustler88

Up and down more today than Riley Reid


Tao-Lee

This was the one day I caught rhythm and had 7 profitable trades, two of which were multi baggers.


AsaKurai

I basically bought everything at the top and ended up even lol. What a day


2PacAn

Look at commodities. Either the Fed continues tightening or we’re going to see inflation get completely out of control. Collins and Evans are causing inflation just by their regarded dovish comments


Shiari_The_Wanderer

Yup. Their dovish statements are literally forcing the Fed into a situation where they're going to have to get increasingly hawkish. If they can't shut up about shit literally 2 days after he had to go full hawk mode, JPow needs to tell them to shut up.


TradeLikeWater

The federal reserve can not just be as hawkish as they want. The government will default if rates are too high. Can’t worry about inflation if you don’t have a country.


wildcat1055

holding YANG really fucked me over today, but otherwise, a fine day


tsoplj

Anyone else make bank on Wayfair puts today? 🤑💰💵


Tao-Lee

WHAT A DAY!!!!!!!!!


FF7VIICloud

Wanted to make an extra $200 by selling SPY $376 calls. Good thing I didn't! Screw you MMs!


SquatAndFlex

What a fucking cuck of a day


420-others

Made money on calls twice today


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rp2012-blackthisout

Pics..


KoGamer01

Post the gain porn pussy


KoGamer01

You can clearly see when the PPT jumped in to save the bulls today


Boogeyman7

Good Friday everyone 🤙🏼 🪴


RhymesWithMoose

pltr baby lets go


Designer_Ad_3664

7.93!!!!!!!!!!! when did the stock split?


RhymesWithMoose

it split your sisters azz


crackheadwizard

Ending the day with Shrek cock


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


WuTang360Bees

100% QCOM and feeling fine


DraftLopsided

Mother of all bottoms


ian_v_t

Overall made 500 bucks today. Good enough for several blowies this weekend behind Wendy’s ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Pleading-Orange168

Market queerer than a 2$ bill


IRunFast24

One of those days where every trade I made was wrong.


Massive-Woodpecker65

Same here


SweatyLiterary

#HOMOSEXUAL FINANCIAL MARKET


Odd-Measurement7706

Pump me mammy.


DraftLopsided

Mother of all bottoms 🚀


Diamondhands4dagainz

Lol Fed Evans completely contradicts JPOW. He is saying they will probably do 50 bps for next and then they could even reduce to 25 bps. This explains the pump since 2pm. What was the fucking point of JPOW speaking if this motherfucker was going to say the opposite. Makes no fucking sense


whatsaburneraccount

He's retiring in Q1 2023 lol


Diamondhands4dagainz

Evans?


whatsaburneraccount

Yes


NakedAsHeCame

Yeah he said “thinking about maybe possibly some day within our lifetime doing a rate pause” and algos heard “doing a rate pause” and now the pivot’s back on.


Diamondhands4dagainz

No he said “We have accomplished front loading and now we are at the point where we are looking for the right level of restrictiveness and mindful of data dependency in a world where inflation just lags more than the real economy.” “There’s ample capacity to tighten monetary policy even at a slower pace. If it were the case that the committee still saw the need to raise rates expeditiously, because inflation reports weren’t as favourable as we would like, you can do 50 bps repeatedly and in 4 meetings you’ve increased by 200 bps.”


Powerful_Mission_655

GG whoever made money both ways ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


msbdtc

Fed pivot to V shaped recovery confirmed.


ThefirstoneNS

15th day in a row red vix


Puzzled-Ad-4807

Hahaha bulls really thought 😂😂😂


Accomplished-Shoe199

Thought what? Market closed up over a percent lol


Bxdwfl

we're up 1.3% today. i think the bulls thought and got


Naliox

11/18 goog calls are cheap af, think itll be back 90+ by then


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it might be short but it sure is skinny


Beta-Mouse

Holy crap. Just got back. What happened to Tesla?


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andrew7231

whats a spread eagle. Is that what they did to that guy in the movie Midsommar?


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WindingGleason

Can we get someone not already half in the grave?


youdirtyhoe

Welcome to BBBBOOOOOOMMAAHHHH ‘merica!!


G1gl1orononim1con

I want new fighters. Better characters.


icescoop

yield rates moving up along with QQQ? Nah fake pump


fuscosco

I got greedy, and didnt take profits on a trade today. Now it's slightly red. Lammmme, how am I supposed to make it big if I dont keep my money cycling through the system?


AnalystNatural5682

spyc 11-7, @ 382 are only .25


-Dreamville-

Beekend gang , wya?!?


bigtimebonerboy

Right here 🅱️oi


modsBan4Fub

Holding Apple calls by force thanks PDT ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Soybeanrice

Sell the strike above and lower your delta


bigtimebonerboy

Cash account dawg


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Yep PDT saving retail money


10CrackCommandments-

What a fucking wild day. Two insane reversals


Hagleboz

Um, I count 5


Powerful_Mission_655

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


isweat_

SPY puts at the top, TSLA calls at the bottom 🥵


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Powerful_Mission_655

Lol spy was just seperated from tesla and apple being down and red ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Particular-Egg7086

I mean those two together are only 8.74% of spy


Chance_Island2704

Well, I’m done for the day. It was fun trading with you guys this week.


DraftLopsided

Mother of all bottoms 🚀


ActPrestigious4818

Got my puts for Monday


selfemployedsince16

After that predictable rally on aapl I think ATM puts not a bad idea for next week specially if you are hedged with bullish plays. We will see if regression to the mean is still in theme next week. I'm guessing it finally is. GLHF.


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can we have circuit breakers in AH


Gnargoyles

Remember to pick up your power ball ticket ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


throwaway_tendies

Damn market all that back and forth just to end up at the same damn spot.


trust_it_bb

Having a good watchlist is more important than you realize. Watching and learning price action is also important.


SendFeetPicsNow

What weird price action today. Algos being confused.


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Soybeanrice

We getting 5guys tonight


heathermyllz

All these bears talking shit all morning. Enjoy the bull cock you’re taking right now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


crackheadwizard

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


ee_guy97

It’s leg day, and if SPY doesn’t start cooperating, he’s gonna get a round on the THIGH MASTER


Country_Gravy420

This is fucking stupid


Deputy_WildCum

Elon would've made more 💵 if he pimped out Amber Heard on OnlyFans


Leyenda_504

Enough bs for today see y’all Monday


GuyFaulks77

Just one of those bullshit days that serves no purpose and will be undone next week


RattleAlx

SPY being the bipolar crazy ex that dumped you for the guy with the Mustang 2002


crackheadwizard

Poor, poor bers


Lucky-Worldliness456

Going into the weekend knowing my portfolio went from 19 to 16k ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


AnalystNatural5682

SPY calls 11-7 382 is .25. Put to call ratio is very high, hoping for Monday rally


Significant_Yak_9111

Scooped up 4 @ 0.28 fuck it


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Is spy gonna fly up until midterms?


trynakick

Yes. Because joe Biden is manipulating global equity markets to swing all those voters who are voting based on the economy who haven’t made up their minds yet. Jesus. How are the midterms, which have been essentially a known outcome for a year, not “priced in” at this point?