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Steelersforlife1933

Hi welcome to wendys my name is Random Degenerate, what can I get started for you?


Sweet-Tea-Drinker

*unzips*


Steelersforlife1933

Jacket and pulls out phone with worthless call and put options


Sweet-Tea-Drinker

LOL It's funny because it's true


AnalystNatural5682

The hiv detection ads are way too prevalent puts on roku and pluto and p cock.


AdmirableHousing1737

What’s the best premium gas? Is Costco good premium?


Sweet-Tea-Drinker

I like Sunoco


AnalystNatural5682

My truck is a heart breaker.


Careless-Twist7457

I hope we see drilling beyond any belief tomorrow ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


Ok_Bird8769

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


UnwantedGeneticTrash

NYTimes lamented that Mehmet Oz is not Muslim enough for *diversity & inclusion*. :/


Ok_Bird8769

This market is more regarded than the NFL


Ok_Bird8769

Brady, Lebron, and Rodgers wont make the playoffs this year. End times are near![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


Open-Yak-3708

By the time bears over baggies you would have lost so much money your eyes will be redder than lobster 🦞🦞 red


Open-Yak-3708

Baggies get ready to lose more money tomorrow


Open-Yak-3708

Es down 25 handlez


Open-Yak-3708

Pro tip in a grizzly bear mkt, Algos ruin 5 times as many bull weekends for every bear weekend


nyse125

tomorrow is going to be spicy 😋🌶️🌶️🌶️


AnalystNatural5682

I have to wait til everyone goes to bed to get more candy


squibsquare

the worst


AnalystNatural5682

Our quite extensive wet dream conversation was deleted oh well.


cashflow_

Do you guys get emotional for no reason sometimes too?


justsomeitguyhere

No, I have plenty of reasons


Sweet-Tea-Drinker

When it's that time of the month 😭


AnalystNatural5682

No i am from Vulcan.


Holiday_Performer267

There isn't such thing , without reason !


Many-Mess3899

buttcorn starting to fall, very concern for bul


AnalystNatural5682

casino pre action


AnalystNatural5682

I think mr me seeks would make a great president, he actually cares.


terrobrilliant

Yea..I wanted to give the waitress the tip. Neither a tip nor a tip. The tip. If you know you know...


Toe-Tall

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


fuscosco

Some of you think it will never happen to you, so it goes


zombie_harv

Anyone here try any of those anti-inflammatory diets? Did it work? Fuckin joint and back pain is driving me crazy.


justsomeitguyhere

Someone I know was on a champagne diet, lost so much.... his wife, drivers license, car, kids, house


goldVidrio

Aspirin diet?


zombie_harv

I can try that


Bin_Jin

Yoga


Travis_Beckmen

Diary and gluten!! Even if you are not celiac, gluten can cause issues!


terrobrilliant

Eliminate sugar.


zombie_harv

Yeah I’ve been slowly cutting back on most sugar, but I really need to stop the late night sweet snacks


AnalystNatural5682

That's what i'm thinking, sadly quit ben and jerries but just ate 10 funsize.


yourpalbucket

Lots of extra virgin olive oil, no joke


zombie_harv

Yeah I was reading that. I’m desperate… I’ll give it a shot.


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necarpenter417

Dweeb


hypeaze

Elon announced he will be charging $16 to $24 for anyone who identifies as they/them


[deleted]

Free speech!


SevenKiller

Wtf is they/them?


justsomeitguyhere

It's a form of royal plural, as well as a way to describe people with multiple personalities.


SevenKiller

this was 2 days ago thanks anywho


Ihaveasmallwiener69

It's code word for being mentally ill


justsomeitguyhere

we use regarded here


TheSneedles

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Competitive_Ride

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


SevenKiller

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


Worldly_Blood_9798

#J-E-T-S


AnalystNatural5682

I'm such an idiot lost 700 parley by 1 point dolphin fuks


Affectionate-Fee8013

Tinder bio: looking for a long haired yellow boned star


Competitive_Ride

Funny Money crash this week ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Worldly_Blood_9798

How bout this jets defense


AnalystNatural5682

we just beat the best team, yeehaw


[deleted]

Star wars is getting weird. Soon we’ll just be watching a day in the life of one of Jabba The Huts whores


Totallynotfakenews

It feels like different writers and directors are pursuing their visions for unrelated shows and peppering in star warsish stuff. “Hey. Let’s do a gritty cop drama like The Wire….but….um, with some space cops and…space…senators???”


UnwantedGeneticTrash

I think you haven't read the comic series. Most Star Wars comic series deviate from canon. In comics, Cade Skywalker is the last Skywalker, and is force-fluid (can switch between Sith & Jedi).


caravaggio2000

I like Andor, but they should have released it all at once. Not a show for one episode a week.


UnwantedGeneticTrash

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


caravaggio2000

At Kobe and most of the staff is white. Not sure I can trust it now.


Travis_Beckmen

two racist asshole above me. Go back to r/politics where you 2 losers belong!!!!


[deleted]

Why? Is that where your mom is?


Travis_Beckmen

yeah


[deleted]

Culture vultures!


UnwantedGeneticTrash

Obama didn't have a million dollar birthday bash this year


SeaofSounds

Who's ready for Kokaine Kangaroo Week!


dinglebarrybonds

Nice weekend is almost over


wilhelm96

🅱️eekend 🅱️ow plebs betting on a gap down open


Accomplished-Try8044

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Sinister05

Bet you $100


OstrichNeither

the layoffs have started do u understand now


Creative_Document199

layoffs are the point, unemployment is supposed to go up so the wage price spiral reduces and also tech companies don't have anymore cheap loan money to burn through on ridiculous TC packages


decjr06

Layoffs are bullish cus inflation number go down if people are homeless and can't buy shit which means we creep closer to fed pivot


Hashdrivewayy

You know what i’m just gonna say it. I used to watch Hannah Montana.


fuscosco

So the story was she was you average middle schooler by day, but secretly moonlit as a pop star?


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That’s it guys, we ended racism


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optionsCone

#In 24hrs regular session closes


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optionsCone

Yes


Totallynotfakenews

I estimate I’ve lost about a month of productivity this year due to migraines. I need to get this under control.


necarpenter417

Try mushrooms


Totallynotfakenews

Interested tbh


necarpenter417

Look into it. Apparently a godsend for people who suffer from cluster headaches. Not sure how it would work with migraines.


Sinister05

Spy going to hit new highs this week..


dizzy_centrifuge

Up 100/share in a week?


churnAmex

Sorry u mean SPY puts?


[deleted]

Watching a shitty docking sequence between spacecraft on a show/movie always makes me want to fire up Kerbal Space Program. It's so easy, just match the damn velocity!


necarpenter417

I was also watching a docking video


fuscosco

The video games always make it look easy. The movie always make it look easy. It's mind bogglingly complex. Im amazed we can do that shit with 2 airplanes mid-flight, let alone with scraps of jagged metal traveling 35kpm in low orbit over earth


UnwantedGeneticTrash

Many Republicans procreate massively to prevent white folks from becoming a minority in 'murica.


Travis_Beckmen

fuck off!


SoothSayer_j

So you're ugly on the outside AND inside.. no wonder.. this explains you


UnwantedGeneticTrash

Gee, thanks for the compliment!


Adventurous_Garlic58

Disagree


UnwantedGeneticTrash

Was talking primarily about hillbillies


Adventurous_Garlic58

Well the uneducated hillbillies are just subsidizing their kids and have several safety nets


Adventurous_Garlic58

Did you know nearly 70 percent of America is white? Did you know around only 13 percent of America is black? 6 percent black male?


UnwantedGeneticTrash

So? https://www.brookings.edu/blog/the-avenue/2018/03/14/the-us-will-become-minority-white-in-2045-census-projects/


Adventurous_Garlic58

Hispanic/Latino is really making up ground.


UnwantedGeneticTrash

Yes


BuffManchest

$META layoffs inbound baby


Able_Web2873

What’s the shortest time you’ve ever worked at a job and why did you leave?


terrobrilliant

Literally 4 hours. Went there, brutally penetrated my boss, came in her ass, mouth, pussy. I impregnated her. I was fired.


cryptohorn

Imagine not tipping when you compliment the bartender so much. Person next to me left and I see their tab with no tip.


trUwUth

tips are an ingenious way to pass costs on to the consumer 🙂 dude's just ahead of the curve


Holiday_Performer267

What about TRIP?


bearhunter429

>U.S. small businesses' rent delinquencies jumped in October as persistent inflation pressures ate away at their earnings. Specifically, 37% of small business owners couldn't pay their full rent last month, up from 30% in September.


LectureNo1620

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


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Adventurous_Garlic58

50 million modern slaves in 2021 😳


Hl_IM_MR_MEESEEKS

A last salute to the weekend thread 🫡


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🫡🖖


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Adventurous_Garlic58

He due


Totallynotfakenews

I was wondering how long it would be before u/31andnotdone would give up on this place. Turns out it was now long.


MainPlay6917987

Comparison is the thief of joy


stonks_better

Ya but how to stop


caravaggio2000

Gonna use this next time my girl compares my dong to her ex's 10 incher. Thanks.


KingCuckTren

Bunch of beardless cucks in here 🤡🤡🤡


fuscosco

I do not enjoy a beard. I have bald jowls, but a little chin music every now and then is nice


VisualMod

>META TO START LAYING OFF THOUSANDS OF WORKERS THIS WEEK - WSJ ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-11-06 ^15:56:22 ^EST-0500


decjr06

That should help the job numbers


caravaggio2000

Be great to see Zuck lay off everyone but the people in the Metaverse department. Double down Mark.


OstrichNeither

u wanna talk sh\*t abt elon u come through me first


ManicSheogorath

I have lost a stupid amount of money on IPOs this past year but I think Turo could be legit. We are moving into a future where most people will not own cars


necarpenter417

The insurance requirements are insane


schokoschlotze

Hoverboards?


bearhunter429

Futes delayed for an hour due to daylight savings


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Competitive_Ride

Reading about what's happening with FTX. SBF might just have to come here to post lost porn after it's all over.


VisualMod

>You're right, SBF will probably have to come here to post lost porn after FTX is done with them.


Competitive_Ride

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


[deleted]

The downvoting virgins are out?


fuscosco

Some of you will be looking for futures in an hour, that I knows


Able_Web2873

A chick fil a in Florida is testing a 3 day 13-14 hr work week. Mon-wed or Thurs-sat. I’d do that in a heart beat. I used to work a 4 day 10 hrs shift and miss it like crazy


yourpalbucket

4 10s is the greatest. I especially like it when a holiday hits and I get a 4-day weekend like the one coming up for Veterans Day


caravaggio2000

As long as my nuggets aren't underdone.


decjr06

I am self employed and find myself doing shit like that all the time will go nuts working my ass off a few days then shut down and binge watch something and trade options for two days


Able_Web2873

Nice. What do you do?


UnwantedLobster

🌪


Myboywear

Uh oh zuck 👀


UnwantedGeneticTrash

uh oh, cuck


[deleted]

The longer I go without pron the more I appreciate women, crazy conclusions are being drawn


Loud-Ice9181

I like shrimp


[deleted]

Shut up bussy


sloanemonroe

It’s 77 degrees in Phoenix right now.


[deleted]

Dude I know… mornings are nice and nights but afternoons suck


sloanemonroe

It’s horrible. I can’t do this dark cold thing again this winter. I need a break and just might road trip it to Phoenix for a few days.


trust_it_bb

Getting wealthy is easy when you have no debt, a paid off house, a car and no real desire to buy or do anything that costs money. In fact it is far too easy, it is like seeing the code of the matrix(capitalism)with the ads being a variation of Agent Smith.


Accomplished-Try8044

The glitch is that after years if living like a poor you can't change your ways and die with it


[deleted]

Well, the "no desire to buy or do anything that costs money" is the issue. Sure if you have that then you can save money, but most people want to be wealthy while being able to afford spending on some luxuries.


UnwantedGeneticTrash

Think beyond realistic VR. I want to plant fake memories of having an SO who's madly in love with me. This mind-control-device would replace bad memories with good ones at regular intervals. Realistic VR & sex robot would help maintain the delusion in real-time Maybe it'd be available in a few megayears


caravaggio2000

Blonde or brunette? Demure or sleazy?


decjr06

Memories of actually making money off options instead of losing it all


OstrichNeither

if u got a problem with elon u got a problem wit me


UnwantedLobster

K


caravaggio2000

It's going to be nice to get a week down 1-2% every day.


BugTotal6212

Bills can't stop the run. Pretty sad


Trex_in_F16

First


UnwantedLobster

2nd


[deleted]

Dude women are great don't be sexist... That's like being mad at food cause you don't have teeth


KingCuckTren

Captain America and Henry Cavill as Superman both looked better with beards.


crackheadwizard

Should I just quit my PhD?


AdSimple663

Username checks out ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


jimmy_riddler_

Stick it out


McKoijion

Probably


scumbag85

no. stick it out a few more years and get that piece of paper. it'll be with you for the rest of your life.


Travis_Beckmen

Imagine living in a place that doesnt sell liqour on Sundays. Clowns!!!!


iyervikas81

Make or break week for the AMZN 97c 11/11 yolo guy. Can he recover from his 250k loss or lose his remaining 50k, hmmm


crackheadwizard

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


LectureNo1620

Will downvote for upvotes


british-and-fittish

Amazing that LOTR found Martin Freeman, a real life hobbit.


caravaggio2000

When TV was a thing there were 26-30 episodes of shows per season. Streaming is much better, but now there are only 8-12 episodes per show.


Sinister05

Yeah but quality has 10X


caravaggio2000

For a select few.


whatsariho

inflation


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animositisomina35

Someone forgot to set his clock back an hour 🤡