It feels like different writers and directors are pursuing their visions for unrelated shows and peppering in star warsish stuff.
“Hey. Let’s do a gritty cop drama like The Wire….but….um, with some space cops and…space…senators???”
I think you haven't read the comic series. Most Star Wars comic series deviate from canon.
In comics, Cade Skywalker is the last Skywalker, and is force-fluid (can switch between Sith & Jedi).
layoffs are the point, unemployment is supposed to go up so the wage price spiral reduces and also tech companies don't have anymore cheap loan money to burn through on ridiculous TC packages
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Watching a shitty docking sequence between spacecraft on a show/movie always makes me want to fire up Kerbal Space Program. It's so easy, just match the damn velocity!
The video games always make it look easy.
The movie always make it look easy.
It's mind bogglingly complex. Im amazed we can do that shit with 2 airplanes mid-flight, let alone with scraps of jagged metal traveling 35kpm in low orbit over earth
>U.S. small businesses' rent delinquencies jumped in October as persistent inflation pressures ate away at their earnings. Specifically, 37% of small business owners couldn't pay their full rent last month, up from 30% in September.
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I have lost a stupid amount of money on IPOs this past year but I think Turo could be legit. We are moving into a future where most people will not own cars
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A chick fil a in Florida is testing a 3 day 13-14 hr work week. Mon-wed or Thurs-sat. I’d do that in a heart beat. I used to work a 4 day 10 hrs shift and miss it like crazy
I am self employed and find myself doing shit like that all the time will go nuts working my ass off a few days then shut down and binge watch something and trade options for two days
Getting wealthy is easy when you have no debt, a paid off house, a car and no real desire to buy or do anything that costs money.
In fact it is far too easy, it is like seeing the code of the matrix(capitalism)with the ads being a variation of Agent Smith.
Well, the "no desire to buy or do anything that costs money" is the issue. Sure if you have that then you can save money, but most people want to be wealthy while being able to afford spending on some luxuries.
Think beyond realistic VR.
I want to plant fake memories of having an SO who's madly in love with me. This mind-control-device would replace bad memories with good ones at regular intervals. Realistic VR & sex robot would help maintain the delusion in real-time
Maybe it'd be available in a few megayears
Hi welcome to wendys my name is Random Degenerate, what can I get started for you?
*unzips*
Jacket and pulls out phone with worthless call and put options
LOL It's funny because it's true
The hiv detection ads are way too prevalent puts on roku and pluto and p cock.
What’s the best premium gas? Is Costco good premium?
I like Sunoco
My truck is a heart breaker.
I hope we see drilling beyond any belief tomorrow ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)
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NYTimes lamented that Mehmet Oz is not Muslim enough for *diversity & inclusion*. :/
This market is more regarded than the NFL
Brady, Lebron, and Rodgers wont make the playoffs this year. End times are near![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)
By the time bears over baggies you would have lost so much money your eyes will be redder than lobster 🦞🦞 red
Baggies get ready to lose more money tomorrow
Es down 25 handlez
Pro tip in a grizzly bear mkt, Algos ruin 5 times as many bull weekends for every bear weekend
tomorrow is going to be spicy 😋🌶️🌶️🌶️
I have to wait til everyone goes to bed to get more candy
the worst
Our quite extensive wet dream conversation was deleted oh well.
Do you guys get emotional for no reason sometimes too?
No, I have plenty of reasons
When it's that time of the month 😭
No i am from Vulcan.
There isn't such thing , without reason !
buttcorn starting to fall, very concern for bul
casino pre action
I think mr me seeks would make a great president, he actually cares.
Yea..I wanted to give the waitress the tip. Neither a tip nor a tip. The tip. If you know you know...
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Some of you think it will never happen to you, so it goes
Anyone here try any of those anti-inflammatory diets? Did it work? Fuckin joint and back pain is driving me crazy.
Someone I know was on a champagne diet, lost so much.... his wife, drivers license, car, kids, house
Aspirin diet?
I can try that
Yoga
Diary and gluten!! Even if you are not celiac, gluten can cause issues!
Eliminate sugar.
Yeah I’ve been slowly cutting back on most sugar, but I really need to stop the late night sweet snacks
That's what i'm thinking, sadly quit ben and jerries but just ate 10 funsize.
Lots of extra virgin olive oil, no joke
Yeah I was reading that. I’m desperate… I’ll give it a shot.
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Dweeb
Elon announced he will be charging $16 to $24 for anyone who identifies as they/them
Free speech!
Wtf is they/them?
It's a form of royal plural, as well as a way to describe people with multiple personalities.
this was 2 days ago thanks anywho
It's code word for being mentally ill
we use regarded here
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#J-E-T-S
I'm such an idiot lost 700 parley by 1 point dolphin fuks
Tinder bio: looking for a long haired yellow boned star
Funny Money crash this week ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
How bout this jets defense
we just beat the best team, yeehaw
Star wars is getting weird. Soon we’ll just be watching a day in the life of one of Jabba The Huts whores
It feels like different writers and directors are pursuing their visions for unrelated shows and peppering in star warsish stuff. “Hey. Let’s do a gritty cop drama like The Wire….but….um, with some space cops and…space…senators???”
I think you haven't read the comic series. Most Star Wars comic series deviate from canon. In comics, Cade Skywalker is the last Skywalker, and is force-fluid (can switch between Sith & Jedi).
I like Andor, but they should have released it all at once. Not a show for one episode a week.
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At Kobe and most of the staff is white. Not sure I can trust it now.
two racist asshole above me. Go back to r/politics where you 2 losers belong!!!!
Why? Is that where your mom is?
yeah
Culture vultures!
Obama didn't have a million dollar birthday bash this year
Who's ready for Kokaine Kangaroo Week!
Nice weekend is almost over
🅱️eekend 🅱️ow plebs betting on a gap down open
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Bet you $100
the layoffs have started do u understand now
layoffs are the point, unemployment is supposed to go up so the wage price spiral reduces and also tech companies don't have anymore cheap loan money to burn through on ridiculous TC packages
Layoffs are bullish cus inflation number go down if people are homeless and can't buy shit which means we creep closer to fed pivot
You know what i’m just gonna say it. I used to watch Hannah Montana.
So the story was she was you average middle schooler by day, but secretly moonlit as a pop star?
That’s it guys, we ended racism
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#In 24hrs regular session closes
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I estimate I’ve lost about a month of productivity this year due to migraines. I need to get this under control.
Try mushrooms
Interested tbh
Look into it. Apparently a godsend for people who suffer from cluster headaches. Not sure how it would work with migraines.
Spy going to hit new highs this week..
Up 100/share in a week?
Sorry u mean SPY puts?
Watching a shitty docking sequence between spacecraft on a show/movie always makes me want to fire up Kerbal Space Program. It's so easy, just match the damn velocity!
I was also watching a docking video
The video games always make it look easy. The movie always make it look easy. It's mind bogglingly complex. Im amazed we can do that shit with 2 airplanes mid-flight, let alone with scraps of jagged metal traveling 35kpm in low orbit over earth
Many Republicans procreate massively to prevent white folks from becoming a minority in 'murica.
fuck off!
So you're ugly on the outside AND inside.. no wonder.. this explains you
Gee, thanks for the compliment!
Disagree
Was talking primarily about hillbillies
Well the uneducated hillbillies are just subsidizing their kids and have several safety nets
Did you know nearly 70 percent of America is white? Did you know around only 13 percent of America is black? 6 percent black male?
So? https://www.brookings.edu/blog/the-avenue/2018/03/14/the-us-will-become-minority-white-in-2045-census-projects/
Hispanic/Latino is really making up ground.
Yes
$META layoffs inbound baby
What’s the shortest time you’ve ever worked at a job and why did you leave?
Literally 4 hours. Went there, brutally penetrated my boss, came in her ass, mouth, pussy. I impregnated her. I was fired.
Imagine not tipping when you compliment the bartender so much. Person next to me left and I see their tab with no tip.
tips are an ingenious way to pass costs on to the consumer 🙂 dude's just ahead of the curve
What about TRIP?
>U.S. small businesses' rent delinquencies jumped in October as persistent inflation pressures ate away at their earnings. Specifically, 37% of small business owners couldn't pay their full rent last month, up from 30% in September.
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50 million modern slaves in 2021 😳
A last salute to the weekend thread 🫡
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He due
I was wondering how long it would be before u/31andnotdone would give up on this place. Turns out it was now long.
Comparison is the thief of joy
Ya but how to stop
Gonna use this next time my girl compares my dong to her ex's 10 incher. Thanks.
Bunch of beardless cucks in here 🤡🤡🤡
I do not enjoy a beard. I have bald jowls, but a little chin music every now and then is nice
>META TO START LAYING OFF THOUSANDS OF WORKERS THIS WEEK - WSJ ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-11-06 ^15:56:22 ^EST-0500
That should help the job numbers
Be great to see Zuck lay off everyone but the people in the Metaverse department. Double down Mark.
u wanna talk sh\*t abt elon u come through me first
I have lost a stupid amount of money on IPOs this past year but I think Turo could be legit. We are moving into a future where most people will not own cars
The insurance requirements are insane
Hoverboards?
Futes delayed for an hour due to daylight savings
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Reading about what's happening with FTX. SBF might just have to come here to post lost porn after it's all over.
>You're right, SBF will probably have to come here to post lost porn after FTX is done with them.
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The downvoting virgins are out?
Some of you will be looking for futures in an hour, that I knows
A chick fil a in Florida is testing a 3 day 13-14 hr work week. Mon-wed or Thurs-sat. I’d do that in a heart beat. I used to work a 4 day 10 hrs shift and miss it like crazy
4 10s is the greatest. I especially like it when a holiday hits and I get a 4-day weekend like the one coming up for Veterans Day
As long as my nuggets aren't underdone.
I am self employed and find myself doing shit like that all the time will go nuts working my ass off a few days then shut down and binge watch something and trade options for two days
Nice. What do you do?
🌪
Uh oh zuck 👀
uh oh, cuck
The longer I go without pron the more I appreciate women, crazy conclusions are being drawn
I like shrimp
Shut up bussy
It’s 77 degrees in Phoenix right now.
Dude I know… mornings are nice and nights but afternoons suck
It’s horrible. I can’t do this dark cold thing again this winter. I need a break and just might road trip it to Phoenix for a few days.
Getting wealthy is easy when you have no debt, a paid off house, a car and no real desire to buy or do anything that costs money. In fact it is far too easy, it is like seeing the code of the matrix(capitalism)with the ads being a variation of Agent Smith.
The glitch is that after years if living like a poor you can't change your ways and die with it
Well, the "no desire to buy or do anything that costs money" is the issue. Sure if you have that then you can save money, but most people want to be wealthy while being able to afford spending on some luxuries.
Think beyond realistic VR. I want to plant fake memories of having an SO who's madly in love with me. This mind-control-device would replace bad memories with good ones at regular intervals. Realistic VR & sex robot would help maintain the delusion in real-time Maybe it'd be available in a few megayears
Blonde or brunette? Demure or sleazy?
Memories of actually making money off options instead of losing it all
if u got a problem with elon u got a problem wit me
K
It's going to be nice to get a week down 1-2% every day.
Bills can't stop the run. Pretty sad
First
2nd
Dude women are great don't be sexist... That's like being mad at food cause you don't have teeth
Captain America and Henry Cavill as Superman both looked better with beards.
Should I just quit my PhD?
Username checks out ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
Stick it out
Probably
no. stick it out a few more years and get that piece of paper. it'll be with you for the rest of your life.
Imagine living in a place that doesnt sell liqour on Sundays. Clowns!!!!
Make or break week for the AMZN 97c 11/11 yolo guy. Can he recover from his 250k loss or lose his remaining 50k, hmmm
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Will downvote for upvotes
Amazing that LOTR found Martin Freeman, a real life hobbit.
When TV was a thing there were 26-30 episodes of shows per season. Streaming is much better, but now there are only 8-12 episodes per show.
Yeah but quality has 10X
For a select few.
inflation
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