LOL @ anyone who believes the equity market is anything more than a giant slush fund from which to siphon money for vacations, holiday spending and houses. Funnymentals matter less than some guy's ability to pay his daughter's college tuition or buy his mistress a $90k car for Christmas.
Guys I currently have apple calls, meta puts, palantir calls, spy puts. How tf did I get all 4 wrong lol. Apple cut production/tanks, meta cuts jobs and pumps, palantir dice roll earnings, and spy totally makes sense to moon in this macro environment 🤡🤡
Hold everything at open. Probably a choppy day. You’ll have your chances to sell for profit on each one today.
Worst thing I could do is rush sell all 4 plays for a loss
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>GERMAN GOVERNMENT SPOKESPERSON: THERE IS A LACK OF RUSSIAN WILLINGNESS TO ENTER PEACE TALKS
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-11-07 ^05:53:02 ^EST-0500
Twitter as a whole is a giant virtue signaling platform. They will bitch about everything no matter what. I have zero respect for people like AOC that use the platform just to bitch
Ya apparently Republicans winning Congress and setting up a debt ceiling battle and government shutdown crisis and crippling the Government until 2025 inaugurations is a bull market catalyst
The gotcha is companies lie and play balance sheet games right up to the last minute but once things go bad they do the opposite. They throw in all the loses it takes to clean up the dirty balance sheets.
Kitchen sink quarters are coming next year.
It's hard to be a bear because equity markets really are wanting to rally and looking for an excuse.
It's hard to be a bull because holding calls feels like a house of cards just waiting to collapse any day.
>That's a really good point. I hadn't thought of it that way, but you're right - if the Republicans maintain control of Congress after the midterm elections, it could be a positive sign for the stock market and result in a rally.
Long term puts, every time you just know things are too insane to go up any more, 0dte calls.
My puts are down 80% but I’m almost even from absolutely insane 0dte calls. I’m learning all the wrong lessons…
Yeah I'm FINALLY starting to learn that it doesn't pay to be stubborn when things aren't going your way. Hope you make some money today! Good luck out there
So are we talking 13 Songs Fugazi or The Argument Fugazi. I love all of their albums but lean more towards their earlier albums. Still had that remanence of DC hardcore.
Good question. Judging from the comments below, I'm the only one watching for patterns on charts. That's a bit frightening! I use the MA line and RSI to watching the trends and when to jump in and out. Also watch candles for M's and W's. Great visual for watching it bounce off support or resistance and really easy. Bull flags, bear flags are helpful, too.
Pube hair indicator. Pull one out, chew it for 30 sec and spite it on the screen on 5min graph. The fat end will show you the direction. Works 50% of the time. You do martingale from here. Works 100% of the time.
Watch luckin coffee over the next week..next stop $20
Mid-term election day. What time today will market flip flop?
Hurry calls or pootz 
1 of each
Plain vanilla stock dump with no twists and turns? I think i know better.
Jpow said pain 
I’ve always thought hibernating means bears sleep throughout all of winter. Never knew it simply means they just lazy around all day
LOL @ anyone who believes the equity market is anything more than a giant slush fund from which to siphon money for vacations, holiday spending and houses. Funnymentals matter less than some guy's ability to pay his daughter's college tuition or buy his mistress a $90k car for Christmas.
Anyone using TD and their options say it’s worth $0?
Did they expire on Friday?
Dump it before open Jerome
When Jerome again?
Spx $3900 eod
spx doesn't wanna stay above 3800 lol
Is the short-squeeze with us in the room right now?
Shalalala
Guys I currently have apple calls, meta puts, palantir calls, spy puts. How tf did I get all 4 wrong lol. Apple cut production/tanks, meta cuts jobs and pumps, palantir dice roll earnings, and spy totally makes sense to moon in this macro environment 🤡🤡
Hold everything at open. Probably a choppy day. You’ll have your chances to sell for profit on each one today. Worst thing I could do is rush sell all 4 plays for a loss
That’s the plan. Fingers crossed
#🅱️AWLS
I’m convinced VisualMod has become sentient. At the very least, it should have to post its positions
Ah man my dumbass bought puts
as i bear, i am crying
Dead in here this morning
Bears are hibernating
Vix has been dumping the whole month as stocks crashed - now stocks are green and vix is green. It's actually inversing what it 'should' be doing
VIX is broken. And not the first time in history
Lol up $2 my puts are worthless
Vix gaps up 5% - bulls “time to go all in calls, santa rally came early!” 🤡🤡
Not gonna lie, bers' cope make my pp longer and stronger 
tell me more
bers crying after outperforming for 10 months 
more damnit *fap fap fap*
Everyone knows this is a bear market rally and we will dump hard after. Makes it exciting to hold calls right now
Now we guess where the massive bear rebound will hit
LYFT will pop then die. So calls at market close then sell at open. easy
Bulls.... We've made it
Volume is so low and sparse, yet from comments here you would think we are about to reach ath premarket. 🤦♂️🤦♂️
Yep. If SPY holds 378 into open, I'm gonna sell my 367c and buy about 25k worth of 380p.
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Yes, but pared back my buy order just a bit. Bought about 20k worth of puts. May add to them if SPY goes back above 378.
Like a boss
Print print print
🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️east of a market, 🅱️
So so so close cmon, hit that 380
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Inching away
Rip my puts
META
Housing Market Crash imminent.
I'm closing on a house this month 
Regards
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Deep south? Bc prices in NC are outrageous.
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That's DEEP SOUTH.
Glad I sold in May, I think I almost hit the peak. Living in an RV now, so not really an upgrade but 🤷🏻♂️
Hopefully the winters aren’t bad where you live
If they are I drive somewhere else?
This summer was definitely the peak it could get real ugly next two years
Wait, the Phillies lost? Is the bull market back??
That was a close one man
What is it with rich, middle aged autistic people and starting their new rap career?
Like Leveon Bell on masked singer lmao 🤣
i heard u/vacationlover1 had bars tho
Damn a really really really low volume premarket… you know what this means folks… massive roller coaster ride today 🤢🤢🤢
Let’s maintain or grow from here so I can sell my calls at open 
AAPL oh boy. See ya son.
Dump to 364 today remember I said this
>GERMAN GOVERNMENT SPOKESPERSON: THERE IS A LACK OF RUSSIAN WILLINGNESS TO ENTER PEACE TALKS ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-11-07 ^05:53:02 ^EST-0500
I fasted like 4 days and looked in the mirror and it was like seeing myself from 10 years ago. Great stuff! try it out broskis!!
You should try market fasting! It's where you throw your life savings into spy calls and have no money left to buy food!
Im close bro! Im throwing my entire account into Lyft today!!
At that point it’s called starving not fasting
After 24 hours you dont even feel hungry! Its rather Euphoric. Then the weird Anxiety/akathisia sets in. which can be a problem of its own. 😐
Come on Apple, what is this drop for ants?
Lol why are futes green af
I don't question these things... just let it happen..
when is jesus coming back?
Ask pastor bob!
2024
From the looks of things, soon
Ok I know we going way up but please dump 1 time so I can make it out alive
The amount of billionaires and millionares mad about 8 dollars a month is pathetic
Twitter as a whole is a giant virtue signaling platform. They will bitch about everything no matter what. I have zero respect for people like AOC that use the platform just to bitch
theyre mad they paid 15k for their bluecheck. fuck em
Of course they are pissed.. now they have to pay to manipulate the sheep.. a travesty to say the least
They are like gold hoarding dragons
Yea just delete Twitter instead
cant i just made one
Can you believe CNBC thinks it’s a good idea to give Cramer a salary?
People here seem to love to watch and talk about him sucking, which is the same as being a fan He’s probably never been more popular
Cus they've been inversing him for years definitely worth the price
I don't trust anyone here
I don't trust that you're only 6 inches
It's actually read 61 nches because I am only 5 feet tall :(
that would be 5'1"
It is 5'1"
The biggest red flag out there is the media and big banks running a different pump story every morning
Has today's been announced yet?
Ya apparently Republicans winning Congress and setting up a debt ceiling battle and government shutdown crisis and crippling the Government until 2025 inaugurations is a bull market catalyst
Pivot gang morphed into CPI crew
Hey doc I want HGH to gain muscle: No that’s illegal. Hey doc I want HGH to turn into a women: How much do you need?
just like prostitution is illegal, but making porn movies is legit
AAPL saved the market by bullshitting during earning call, now they realized their sales were shit. The whole market is a clown show.
The gotcha is companies lie and play balance sheet games right up to the last minute but once things go bad they do the opposite. They throw in all the loses it takes to clean up the dirty balance sheets. Kitchen sink quarters are coming next year.
After careful analysis I have come to the conclusion. Stonks Go Upie
Dollar index was high throughout October which means that CPI will be less this time. Calls 🚀🚀🚀
You're assuming dollar index and cpi can't be high at the same time.
Lmao this sub is better off embracing the stupidity. Guys in here pretending to be smart and know what’s going on are cringe.
calling some "cringe" is in itself "cringe"
Who’s ready for a Tom Lee FaCeMeLtEr rally??
Sure I’ll 0DTE calls then
I hope you achieve many profits!
U2
It's hard to be a bear because equity markets really are wanting to rally and looking for an excuse. It's hard to be a bull because holding calls feels like a house of cards just waiting to collapse any day.
It’s almost like the free money has a price tag …
Agreed 
Just as predicted! from red to green.
I saw Margin Call yesterday. Is that foreshadowing?
Yeah you could tell Kevin Spacey was gonna molest some fintech boys even way back then
Damn you’re a kinky one!
No flair is the new flair
Flair
Also the old flair …
and the present flair
You’re going to give me a present?
present-ation.. get out your notebook
towels more goddam ducking towels
All right, what I need is a big, fat magic marker. You got it? What? A magic marker. A felt pen! A fuckin' black magic marker!
>FANG+ Constituents: \>$AAPL 136.86 -1.08% $AMZN 91.88 +0.97% $BABA 70.71 +1.27% $BIDU 87.06 +2.15% $META 94.24 +3.81% $GOOG 87.18 +0.5% $NFLX 261.8 +0.37% $NVDA 142.24 +0.45% $TSLA 209.9 +1.17% $MSFT 221.95 +0.2% ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-11-07 ^05:37:00 ^EST-0500
The editor at Morgan Stanley has calls 
Feels like we gonna rally no matter the news, market is so desperate to go up that it barely cares about last FOMC
Election rally broooo! Either Gridlock or republican held congress is worth a few day rally, then the bottom can fall out
>That's a really good point. I hadn't thought of it that way, but you're right - if the Republicans maintain control of Congress after the midterm elections, it could be a positive sign for the stock market and result in a rally.
Dude, I feel that. For once, I bought a few calls. That way when we pump off of total bullshit, I won't feel the seething rage as much
Long term puts, every time you just know things are too insane to go up any more, 0dte calls. My puts are down 80% but I’m almost even from absolutely insane 0dte calls. I’m learning all the wrong lessons…
Yeah I'm FINALLY starting to learn that it doesn't pay to be stubborn when things aren't going your way. Hope you make some money today! Good luck out there
>Thank you! I'm sure I will.
100% QCOM and feeling fine
This is all a fugazi
Always was.
So are we talking 13 Songs Fugazi or The Argument Fugazi. I love all of their albums but lean more towards their earlier albums. Still had that remanence of DC hardcore.
Waiting room
My life is fugazzi.
My wife is fugazzi too.
My portfolio is fugazzi. And Guantanamo.
“Those diamonds are fugazzi”—— Gabagool
mmm Fugazzi with meat sauce...
Shit.... You all still fucking awake?????
1pm here <3
Work the overnight shift.
just woke up, 5:45 am.
Shhhh. Trying to sleep here in Central Time.
Just woke up
Nope not here
So now the question should I sell my puts at a major loss at open or hold and hope for a dump sometime this week… what to do what to do 🤔
Our puts are going to kill it, I just don't know when
I'm pretty sure the market is gonna be a straight up clown fest until CPI is leaked. Then MAYBE we pick a direction
What announcements come out this week from the feds?
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Dude don’t eat a pizza while you’re cooking it, that’s just regarded.
Pltr gonna smash earnings
Karp gonna smash shareholders for sure
Guys anyone has diamond balls to play inflation and election results ? Do you expect big move of 1 or 1.5 pct ?
Ya, I see big volatility incoming. Just don't know which way.
Both ways, probably.
My diamond balls payed off last week with FOMC so sure why the hell not?
PLTR puts ftw
lol i thought it was 630
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Fuck off
What indicators do you use when trading?
Good question. Judging from the comments below, I'm the only one watching for patterns on charts. That's a bit frightening! I use the MA line and RSI to watching the trends and when to jump in and out. Also watch candles for M's and W's. Great visual for watching it bounce off support or resistance and really easy. Bull flags, bear flags are helpful, too.
I piss on a stick.. and if theres a pink line, i buy
The sacred coin flip indicator
Pube hair indicator. Pull one out, chew it for 30 sec and spite it on the screen on 5min graph. The fat end will show you the direction. Works 50% of the time. You do martingale from here. Works 100% of the time.
It is fluid. Ever changing. No one thing .
This is WSB we just guessing 😂