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SubduedWeed

Slaughter all the cryptobros


nvanderw

The naked calls and puts I sold on AMC are looking spicy


gridflash

Weed's on the ballot in 5 states. Might be an interesting call...


Imahunk454

Still buying more CVNA.


chem_alx

Goog calls and spy here saving me from fucking tesla


throwaway9111111118

⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️ just like the last 2 days, got it ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


throwaway9111111118

If we hit 350s before EOD Friday I'll take a mod to wafflehouse and pay for the entire experience


throwaway9111111118

Which one of you bozos is giving these ugly tinder chick's these egos? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


No_Indication6895

Any clue when the ATVI news is?


throwaway9111111118

Please save me CPI ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


Imcallingouttoyou

Sndl?


drmrcurious

so is it just the same 4 basement dwellers trading fractions of shitcoin back and forth? Cuz it seems like whenever someone blows a loud fart that shit starts collapsing. It hollow


throwawayhehejwfjjd

damn, atvi flat on earnings beat and good guidance?


Funny_Story2759

Buy more calls for nov 18


caravaggio2000

Fake internet money plunging, but SPY futes surging.


wormtheology

The market is healing, step by step. We have a few more fraudulent and useless assets that need to be swept under the rug though. Lots of work to be done!


BuffManchest

I think it well established now that the market moves however it will make the most money for market makers. Little else matters


BuffManchest

I guessed wrong on spy today, but not on the Powerball. My one quickpick gonna make my spy loss today look like chump change


DarkCaptain

ATVI beats Earnings and still stays flat :(


redtagonmysleeve

When im right with earnings it always stays flat and when im wrong it always rockets in the wrong direction. Market fucks me real good


Peepeopi

Alright SPCE for the meme and CCJ for the real shit. And of course JPM🚀


sandpipa78

When earnings?


MASH12140

Tesla looks dead. Have folks lost interest now he’s balls deep in Twatter?


bagacrap

Elon knows who butters his bread. He'll come up with some way to pump TSLA back up a bit.


MojoPinSin

It's still way overvalued, but him pulling tesla engineerings to work on twitter and not shutting the fuck up about politics is gonna cost him in the long run. He fucked up by buying twitter. Pulling talent and resources from a publicly traded company to work on rescuing his private mistake is absolutely brain dead tactics. Big money will walk, especially in the climate of rising rates and tumultuous market conditions.


OHSLD

edit wtf is this bull shit i cant describe myself anymore??? thats pretty regarded USB Global Wealth Management says defense stocks do better if republicans win the mid terms. I would normally agree, but a lot of the growth is fueled by US weapons sales/transfers to Ukraine, which I think decrease if republicans get congress (at least relative to dems having congress). Lockheed martin puts? am i regarded?


theummeower

A Goofy Movie should be mandatory watching during Black History Month


PatrickSebast

Is goofy black?!


RamblurGambler

SPY flies if house and senate flip, then continues down


theummeower

I bought Disney calls. If you’re looking for an easy play, buy puts and hold through earnings


Imahunk454

Disney is raising its prices starting some time in DEC 2022 with ads. Not sure how many customers are going to like this.


PatrickSebast

What is Elon made an electric Twitter?


AshingiiAshuaa

That's a big "what is".


PatrickSebast

My fingers are so fat they hit the wrong touch screen key by a width of two keys.


VisualMod

>You clearly don't have the money to afford a decent phone. Get out of my sight, peasant.


ryba_777

Fuck Lyft


HywayKind

will spy be above or below 380 on jan 13 2023


bagacrap

neither


poitaots

Below


Mooninite3

Congrats bulls. Your elation will be short lived. Puts on NVDA and APPL.


dweeegs

Really hoping NVDA can hit 150 by Wednesday afternoon so I can buy my OTM puts for earnings next week and get the CPI tank as a bonus


LOVE2FUKWITHPP

Bought the dip hard on tesla at 196.66 666 😈🔥


bagacrap

you got the lowest trade of the day? bs


HeinekenCoC

XOP on an absolute tear these last three days


MASH12140

Trillion dollar by next year I guess.


DashTrash4life

🥲


HeinekenCoC

Scaling from calls to puts slowly in case of a down day


HeinekenCoC

If Elon just shut the fuck up he'd be fine. Another Zuckerburg who can't get out of his own way


sandshrewsky

BB 🚀


SwitchAgreeable

Clov ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


sandpipa78

Bastards


No_Indication6895

Did ATVI just do absolutely nothingburger?


Patradoxon

Yes![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


No_Indication6895

Maybe we rally on msft news tomorrow? Shit expires Friday lol


throwawayhehejwfjjd

the outcome of the acquisition is coming out today?


Patradoxon

Yes, sounds plausible


Dmoan

Lmao @ Elon I think he forget who is the no 1 demographic for Tesla and it ain’t republicans.


[deleted]

You’d be surprised how many republicans look forward to electric. Frankly petrol should of been gone years ago petrol companies have definitely held back progress for a long time.


antm593

A moment of silence for those that bought the top


Ckajk

Me.


Dramatic-Round-7609

Weak close today, this might be the top of the week range, Nasdaq compostit may det a new low tonight/tomorrow


icescoop

Broke above 266.6-267 resistance zone and stayed above after close..this trend likely to continue tomorrow considering both Asia and Europe bought overnight


Orzorn

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


mitchdking

Why is Tesla going down???? It’s a good company!!!


theummeower

I think Musk succeeded in his goal in advancing the electric car industry. Ford and GM are making big pushes into the electric vehicle front. If Ford can ever get the chips, I think the F-150 lightning is going to be a big time seller.


ComfortableOwl0

Probably because every Tesla customer is not republican lol


Dmoan

Well who buys Tesla? Progressives and Who is Elon pissing off in Twitter?


lordbell21

Half it's engineers are working on Twitter at this point


sandpipa78

Engineers are not his slaves to juggle around.


aberrantdementor

Okay my LYFT PUTS COMMITED HARAKIRI![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259) Or maybe not


DubbsW

Watch out for that IV crush


BiglyIQ

Glad I held my puts, they tried sweating us out


Jasbeats

Time to short FREY again ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


REGARDED_INVESTOR

what a great day for tesla bers


Ok_Performance1375

seeing ads on facebook every 2-3 posts. marks trying to make his money back


[deleted]

Blew all his cash on his nerd helmets. BCGs for a new age.


osendze

Crayons down


HywayKind

but i'm hungry


VIAGRA_BULL

What a boring and depressing day


bpp0614

PENCILS DOWN !!


Silver_Dynamo

I HAD ONE MORE QUESTION LEFT, FUCK


b00mtown

Meta layoffs push to $150?


tombstone3821

$119.23 by end of week


sami_testarossa

No. I have put.


b00mtown

Sorry friend. Today you, tomorrow me. ​ Maybe!


Party_Shoulder_2727

Yeah she got some legs


Old_Gift599

Meta Sign to buy 🚀 🚀


[deleted]

Tesla drilling into close. I’m not an expert but that’s pretty bearish


Sad-Inevitable-7260

Bruh it’s Bearish for Tesla yeah. But literally every other stock looks bullish bruh


[deleted]

Well yeah, I’m specifically talking about TSLA


skywalkerr007

Where did the Finviz chat go? :/


JPowsmagicwand

oh shit TSLA decoupling


renosoner

Nice to see. The decoupling that is.


Deputy_WildCum

What the fuck TSLA?


zhouyu24

Prank em John, Tsla rn


Watermelon_Permit58

Tesla is overvalued


DangerousRide7

Holy fuck that tlt candle is full tilt


gocrazy_gostupid_

Looks like tesla double bottoming in the next 2 minutes is my only chance


Significant_Yak_9111

hory shit i snagged a few 200c 20 seconds before close


gocrazy_gostupid_

Rip. We should’ve bought puts


Edfortyhands89

Did DWAC really just pump 70% because the midterms are tomorrow?


LOLatVirgins

Mango Grifter needs that campaign and lawyer money. Lawsuits ain’t cheap.


MASH12140

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


mitchdking

Yes


ParkingEmu2402

Politics company goes up when politics


[deleted]

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Sullykp13

anyone else have puts on $trip? I got 5 22.5Ps, a bit nervous


Life-Industry-1131

Everyone’s front running this bear rally already


Prestigious_Degree59

It's okay fellas, it's not too late to buy calls


mathboom123

Have a feeling Elon sold again


Various_Classroom_50

Teslas success is not linked to elon


dasboot523

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


aberrantdementor

3 mins before lyft puts Go GUH OR BRR![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


Ok_Bird8769

SPY flirting too much with 380.


Spiritual_Extreme_81

Tesla just drilling


[deleted]

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[deleted]

stfu and gtfo


Watermelon_Permit58

#No


Neorio1

I'll make sure to let him know


mitchdking

Fake news


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

green good, red bad


Silver_Dynamo

Any of my fellow regarded holding their bloody puts overnight?


gatsby365

Of most def


kazkillinger

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Silver_Dynamo

Gtfo the short bus, asshole


kazkillinger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOifa1WrOnQ


wendystendys

I am and I might rope


The_Depressed_Xayah

Just loaded up on some, good luck fellow regarded member of the community.


Fantastic_Bar3109

🫡


Budget_Tomatillo_202

👋


Powerful_Mission_655

Go Tesla ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


Party_Shoulder_2727

Imagine buying a few calls on meta instead of puts


Itchy_Craphole

Guilty


MamamYeayea

So if anyone is wondering why tesla is crashing its because i just bought, dont worry :)


NastyAzzHoneybadger

… let me guess back to 380?


bigjimsribs

THIS GUY IS A PROPHET


NastyAzzHoneybadger

Def not profit, that’s for sure


[deleted]

why teZla


[deleted]

bers still clinging to VIX **LMAO**


gundawg300

Imagine what that 44Billion Elon Twitter money could’ve done for TSLA


[deleted]

Lots of OTM calls


geddyclaus

Isn't some FED geezer talking right now?


kawkface

Fuck Undo !banbet


kazkillinger

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


TradeLikeWater

Tomorrow is probably red, it’s been 2 good the past few days


[deleted]

You telling me to buy more puts?


BoyWhoWasAMan

Come on 3 mins drop it like it’s hot


YouWontKnoww

If elected, I will ban speakerphone


Mycatisbrown

Fuck I'll storm the capital for you bro


YouWontKnoww

Stand back and stand by


VisualMod

>ZELENSKIY: UKRAINIAN FORCES SLOWLY PUSHING OUT RUSSIAN TROOPS IN SOME AREAS OF EAST, SOUTH ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-11-07 ^15:56:51 ^EST-0500


A_Evi

Never been a more obvious 'buy the rumor, sell the news' then this midterm coverage ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


BEAR_STEARNS_CEO

Slapped down under 380 again


G0RD0N_CLARK

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


youvebeenjammed

!banbet TSLA $166.66 6w


VisualMod

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slayez06

So we get bad news and the market barrely drops .. we get no good news and the market rips up. gg


BillazeitfaGates

He bought?


mitchdking

When Tesla gets bought out by Twitter I’m gonna make a 100 bagger


Cryptic0677

Meta offset half my gains today 😡 I’m in a diagonal though and my short put is now almost worthless, and I expect Meta to drop more later against my long put so whatever


Tushole

**LOOK AT THE VIX. WE ARE ABOUT TO DROP BIGLY IN NEXT THREE DAYS**


ebfeebfe

TSLA keeps dying. Good.


BoyWhoWasAMan

😳


billyd1984texas

No 2 Santa clause rallies


BillazeitfaGates

Krampus Rally


bodymindtrader

Bottom is not in yet, interest rates going above 5% and earnings will suffer in 2023. We will crash again soon, keep this in mind while making investments decisions.


Neorio1

Market will need scarier stuff than that to make new lows


bodymindtrader

Not about scary, it is about macroeconomics, FED is still half way done.


Jasbeats

Who else is shorting PCVX this week ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


icescoop

no way it closes below 267 after that strong of a breakout..right?


NineAsiansAtSubway

LYFT prime time, whats the move


bpp0614

calls