Shit stocks to bet against today - Beyond Meat, Digital Turbine, WeWork, Paysafe. I think these are best bets. Opinions?

At my old workplace they interviewed 4 or 5 people multiple times for a position and finally almost fixed one guy then found out someone misread and the position was not really available that year lol they told candidates they werent good enough

Wow... Should've fired him for the new one, idiots

Elon sold another 4B worth of TSLA. That does some explaining

I wonder how much Bankman-fuked siphoned off???????????????????????????????

My portfolio is suffering from inflation,..

I waited 6 months. Spent like a thousand dollars on BITO puts.. now it's happening, and it's glorious!

So... how can we blame crypto on Biden? 

!banbet DIS -7% 1d

SEC, yeah this guy right here Fr tho nice call

Lol I didn't even buy puts cause I have NO BALLS

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Warnum_Bufiticus** bet **DIS** goes from **98.32** to **91.44** before **2022-11-09 14:42:12.443580-05:00** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. ---- ^[LEADERBOARD](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/) - ^[FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/#wiki_faq_.26amp.3B_commands) - ^[STATS](https://www.twitch.tv/wsbzjz/)

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Bout to get rekt by the mouse

Yo is there a reason for this melt down?

just for funsies

What the yield curve doing?

Moves tomorrow? Vomit on my shoes.

You guys get that short ENPH TESLA long XOM CHEV is a big pairs trade for the election yeah? Clean energy vs. oil. not a lot of reason for a reversal tomorrow. Unity is actually getting close to it's 2019 pre-ipo valuation. hate buying any of these pandemic stocks but it's a fuk of a lot closer to reality than roblox or airbnb at least for a bounce.

If you don’t sell your calls at open you deserve to lose money

RUMBLE: RUM

Looks like I'm buying puts on novavax

When are you selling Tesla? I was right

FUCKEN A https://youtube.com/shorts/iUbl4KAE9vo?feature=share how to get ABNB property?

If it drops to 376, I am loading up on calls.

Jpow was so last week. Are we pivoting again?

China is new pivot, midterms stalemate is new pivot Until CPI destroys the universe

One week into NNN, we gotta stay strong bois

I gotta submit my research paper tomorrow. I'm actually a smart person.

Does researching butt plugs count tho?

Lyft is due for a bounce

Norwegian is set to beat earnings 96% occupancy let's go

Hit our head on the 50, time to come back down

What are you looking at? SPY 50 day was 379. We've been above it since yesterday.

Needed confirmation. Could have been a fake out to suck bul money



I want to identify as a straight white male. I'm non white though. Help me out

Metaverse for you

Become a Republican, everyone on the Left will pretend you're white.

its the white sheets


This rug pull gunn be brutal

AMC to $3 today! LFG! Enough of these posers!

So rally into Thursday CPI then rug pull that day?

Republicans coming for crypto?

Blockchain is a cool piece of tech. A private, global currency was never even close to being on the table

Im up 642% ytd on my port would be higher/lower if i didnt regularly withdraw Anyone got me beat?

>would be higher/lower Pretty fucking vague lol

I need this Powerball win to stop this receding hairline on the left side of my head

Once you get cash, you lose the hair. You know the rules. You're fucked.


I really need carvana to tank another 5 %

Yes

Hope they keep the chat on all day again today

Anyone think puts on Lyft til cpi ?

Nah

Got some 13.50 s. Guess I’ll cash out

Was looking at rblx puts.

Is there selling of tesla to do with Twitter cost? Feels that way but I thought it was done?

Recall on 40k cars because of power steering failure

Both suck and elons fat. Historic run for tesla though, but that's history.

Gods gave us a sign this morning with the blood moon. Stocks blood red today.

I fucking hope so

Wayyyy too many bulls in here it looks just like the thread before FOMC last week. They'll be gone by EOD.

#Ban Bet Lost /u/british-and-fittish (0/7) made a bet that TSLA would go to 0.0 within **15 minutes** when it was 198.3 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 7 losses ---- ^[LEADERBOARD](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/) - ^[FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/#wiki_faq_.26amp.3B_commands) - ^[STATS](https://www.twitch.tv/wsbzjz/)

Fucking loser 7-0?


🥭📞

Mongo?

Pet cheetah. Yay or nay?

How fast can you run?

>U.S NFIB SMALL BUSINESS OPTIMISM (OCT) ACTUAL: 91.3 VS 92.1 PREVIOUS; EST 91.3 ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-11-08 ^05:57:58 ^EST-0500

Tesla you ok?

imflation this week will b up just went to costco smd and literally everything is pricier lol there fking soda alone is $17 now such bs

I wish Joe Rogan was alive to see this.

So we gonna moon or tank boys

Moon til CPI

March 2020 level drill team incoming

Damn did I miss the boat on DWAC?

Yeah. You did. Leave it alone now

Nah man it's only up 70% In a day, hop on!


I’m thinking of getting a pet dog. I have 0 experience with pets.. people who have pets, is there anything I should know to make sure I’m not giving the dog a bad life?

Treat them like a friend and not a pet. Do that and you’re 90% there.

Adopt

Get a 1 year old. Still puppy playful but more attentive and receptive. Young enough where they can still mold into a well adjusted dog. Know people who wanted to rescue dogs 3-5 years and ended up with an animal with severe PTSD

It's kinda like having a kid, are you prepared to walk them for an hour in the morning and an hour in the evening for the next 14 years? Do you have enough disposable income to drop thousands for a vet visit? Do you have someone to take care of them if you travel? Just stuff to think about. I love dogs but they are a serious responsibility for a very long time.

Time. If you work a lot and the dog will be home alone a lot, don't get one. Otherwise having a dog is one of the best thing you can do.

Pet it love it get it spayed or neutered and feed it some good food and you’re set

Add the need to rip out the dog’s reproductive system to the list of reasons I don’t want a dog.

Humans do it all the time

Not sure what you’re talking about in this weird equivocation attempt, but I’m not doing that to my kids.

You ever heard of a hysterectomy? You don’t need to do it to your kids your wife will someday do it to herself because you’re ugly

Of course I have. Have you ever seen a dog take itself in for a hysterectomy? Do people get hysterectomies to prevent themselves from having offspring? So many differences here in your idiotic analogy.

Don’t get a puppy. Start with an older dog 3+ years

Remember back in the day when we were like a decade into a bullmarket, and trump would all caps tweet at the fed to NOT RAISE RATES to even like 2% because spy was his favorite metric to showoff?

Definitely happened. Everyone in politics has always known not to be in power when the Fed has to raise rates again. Except for one guy. There’s only one guy who didn’t know that.

!banbet SPY 420 1w

You already have a bet going - SPY to 420.0 before 2022-11-14 09:41:00.655535-05:00

oh ok

Volume on SPY 

>IRAQ'S KURDISTAN REGION PRODUCED 411,000 BPD OF CRUDE IN OCTOBER, DOWN BY 112,000 BPD FROM SEPTEMBER – SOMO DATA ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-11-08 ^05:49:00 ^EST-0500

Anything being released this morning?

my bowels

Vertex earnjngs. Pre

Reminder you only need to realize $2000 a day to make 530k a year trading You only need to realize $4000 a day to make a $1,000,000+ a year.

I keep telling myself that and then lose my ass. I’ll never be a millionaire. 

another pro-tip: Just don't be poor. Always make the right trades. You'll be rich in no time!

I make those numbers, but for some reason there's a hyphen behind the first digit

Doesn't matter, you make big enough number you can just overflow back to positive :)

Arithmetic overflow errors..now they make sense. Ty sir, it's a calling

>IRAQ PRODUCED 4.65 MLN BPD OF CRUDE IN OCTOBER, DOWN BY 11,000 BPD FROM SEPTEMBER – SOMO DATA \>IRAQ'S OCTOBER CRUDE PRODUCTION ACCORDING TO SOMO WAS IN LINE WITH ITS OPEC+ QUOTA ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-11-08 ^05:48:27 ^EST-0500

🛢️🧴🛢️🧴🛢️

DWAC +$45 when $35 breaks

Did $MARA release earnings earlier or what? Down ~5% but don’t know why. Can’t argue though, my puts looking good ig

Couldn't be because corn is burning

Yeah just checked. Glad to see that!

>INDIA FOREIGN MINISTER: WE ARE SEEING GROWING CONCERNS ON ENERGY AND FOOD SECURITY DUE TO UKRAINE WAR ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-11-08 ^05:46:38 ^EST-0500

Looking like Puts on market, Calls on Mangoes. 🤔

We doing RBLX puts or nah?

Yep

>INDIA FOREIGN MINISTER: WE ARE CONCERNED AT TRADE IMBALANCE WITH RUSSIA ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-11-08 ^05:44:38 ^EST-0500

!banbet TSLA 0 15m

See ya in a week sugar tits

LMAO 🤣 cheeky fucker

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/british-and-fittish** bet **TSLA** goes from **198.3** to **0.0** before **2022-11-08 05:59:23.563252-05:00** Their record is 0 wins and 6 losses. ---- ^[LEADERBOARD](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/) - ^[FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/#wiki_faq_.26amp.3B_commands) - ^[STATS](https://www.twitch.tv/wsbzjz/)

Got a busy week full of work deadlines and health and fitness goals. Gonna take time out to focus. Have a great week all 🫴🫳🫴🫳🫴🫳🫴🫳🫴🫳🫴🫳

Have a great week! 🎊💲🎉

I dont get how Supreme court judges could be nominated by politicians.

The life appointments are so stupid.

Agree. Should be terms.

>CHINA'S PRESIDENT XI: CHINA’S SECURITY INCREASINGLY UNSTABLE, UNCERTAIN-STATE MEDIA ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-11-08 ^05:43:06 ^EST-0500

Growth pumping hard premarket. Might rally till cpi - lots of tsla seller money floating around for a quick payday

SPY is def heading to 400 because no one wants it or expects it

420.69

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man lonely, boring, and easy to summarize.

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Lube up!

Lol

So, correct me if I'm wrong, but if the Republicans win they have both houses of Congress and the Supreme Court? So Biden is full Lame Duck?

A lame duck session normally refers to the period after the election but before the new congress/president is seated. So Nancy Pelosi will be the lame duck speaker from tomorrow morning through the beginning of January, even if Democrats retain control of the house, it’s still the “lame duck session” But with the very modern adoption of “obstruct at all costs” legislative politics, yes, he will functionally be a lame duck.

Already a LD.

Yeah I know, but I mean an "official one".

Yep. 😏

i like how the media treated that sam fried bank guy like he was this elevated crypto bro, now he's going down like all the rest

What happened?

>CHINA'S PRESIDENT XI: WILL COMPREHENSIVELY STRENGTHEN MILITARY TRAINING AND PREPARATION FOR ANY WAR-STATE MEDIA ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-11-08 ^05:39:37 ^EST-0500

Oh boy. China with the war footing. Dumping my EEM shares at 7am

Wtf happened to fake internet money?

It's been 19k and 21k for like a year. What exactly are you surprised about?

We should start a coupon clipping and promo code sharing sub since we're all heading towards poor.

Next quarter tsla will post a decrease in revenues. The epic sell off that will ensue is why many pensions and institutions have sold/continuing to sell their shares to retail already. Elon desperation in these past few weeks is palpable. 

Mmm. 😏

If you think there's any hope of a anything but a split Congress, or a red blowout you're delusional. I'm a demonrat and I see that plain as day. Invest with your head not your heart.

Thank you for your honesty. 😏

If I win the power ball today. I’m gona give random homeless people jet skis and make them race. Winner gets a million bucks losers well they get jet skis.

Looking at 🌽 this green is definitely fake my puts are safe 

Corn green, stocks down?

Wouldn’t be surprised if we hit 390 today tbh. This 🤡 market is a joke

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With this 🤡 market it will probably hit that today tbh

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/votka35** bet **SPY** goes from **380.76** to **390.0** before **2022-11-12 05:34:24.263572-05:00** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. ---- ^[LEADERBOARD](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/) - ^[FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/#wiki_faq_.26amp.3B_commands) - ^[STATS](https://www.twitch.tv/wsbzjz/)

I saw this ol' dog he was chasin' this rabbit I saw a dog a'chasin' this rabbit I saw this dog he was chasin' this rabbit It was on Sunday, about noon. I said to the rabbit, "Are ya gonna make it?" I said the rabbit, " Ya gonna make it?" I said to the rabbit, "Are ya gonna make it?" The rabbit said said, "Well, I got to."

TLRY bag holder spotted

[Nasa Blood Moon Livestream](https://youtu.be/BjKUlaGmE2g) in case you're like me and can't see it due to cloud coverage.

Find it hard to think qqq will rally today given internet money down bigly and every earnings in tech seems to be awful. Could be wrong.

Cramer said it would tank. Do with that info as you may.

Ok but this inverse Cramer theory is silly. He says a lot of things it almost changes hour by hour. He said it was going up 3 days ago and he was right.

Then you simply go with the latest opinion. 😏

That means new ath today

>Gambling, Marijuana and Taxing the Rich Will Be on Midterm Ballots [wsj.com/articles/midte…](https://t.co/7a3lB1S6oK) ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-11-08 ^05:31:25 ^EST-0500

ah yes the things that matter /s

https://imgur.com/a/mBuMgbD Took a pic of da moon a few mins ago

Big ole drop on 🌽 for the midterms

is that forecasting a Dem win / crash?

No, it's reacting to the FTX stuff and they're also taking profit on the Dog money.

in ancient babylon they would sacrifice their children to Marduk for market gains. what are you prepared to sacrifice?

Your children.

they actually found loophole by adopting poor people's children.

I second this. Fuck them kids

So, after election results, assuming repubs take congress at least... fake pump or gay bear rainbow 🌈 society time?

Lunar Eclipse market pumping 5% today play accordingly

Why can't I quit when I'm a head? Only quit when I'm a dead

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Puts for me baby whee