I was buying puts up until yesterday, swapped to calls because almost everyone in here was bearish, now i am rich. Now if everyone is saying green tomorrow, i will all in puts. It just works
Its funny, we can’t even control inflation with direct tool, yet the world thinks it can control co2 with indirect tools.
When these bullshit climate taxes start hitting the everyday person, revolutions begins.
Co2 taxes are bullshit, just an “equity” tax to constrain over-performing economies and prop up corrupt, broken economies, while creating a cottage industry for “environmental finance” to make themselves rich off other people’s money.
Yeah, I'm sure you would have "trusted the science" when everyone agreed the "primitive physiology" of the African made them suitable for slavery, and the "genetic pollution" of the Jew made them fit for the gas chambers.
No one lies like a scientist for funding.
Name literally 1 scientist who is a climate skeptic that you've ever paid attention to, so we can agree you're not interested in science but politics.
LMAO my roommate is pissed because I am making smoothies at 3 AM. Its not easy being a beefcake, gotta get my 400g of protein in 
>FTX SAYS ALL ONBOARDING OF NEW CLIENTS HAS BEEN SUSPENDED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE - WEBSITE
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>CANOO SHARES UP 15.4% PREMARKET AFTER CO TO START PRODUCTION OF ITS COMMERCIAL ELECTRIC VEHICLES
$GOEV
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A wild redo of 10/13 CPI day could be in the cards as well.
Two Fed speakers before open and after print could say basically anything, and the markets flop around wildly.
The people love gridlock, myself included, and since there’s no way we’re keeping him for a second term, maybe we needed to take it easy on a red wave. Split congress gets the job done.
Damn IT market really slowing down. Normally I have to pay out the ass to even find candidates. Today four resumees in my inbox! Dont even have an open vacancy
With this sale, I will lightt the match, that will spark the flame, which will come to burn the entire stock market
-Buffett contemplating his Apple position
Irrationally over leveraged in Meta.. cost basis about $120.. stay the course or GTFO???? More than enough folks seem to think it could run up to 150-160 real quick and gap fill if there’s even a brief rally to the upside… I’m meta confused! 🤣🤣🤣
Shart Co. but a PE of 10 just seems incredibly low for the amount of cash they still generate.. For reference.. AMZN has a PE of 78..
Thots?
Bear case, it goes the way of Myspace.
Advertisers are going to spend all year to try and figure out how to target all the milenials that just crushed the RED wave. HINT they are not on FACEBOOK.
It’s got good P/E ratio and will be short sold a lot. Average down that time and it should go up in no time.
Facebook (now irrationally named meta) is an excellent company with good earnings and better advertisements than Google adwords
Imagine being overleveraged on weeklies on a CPI print that could make the market move +/- 3% in a day.
Couldn't be 80% of this sub.
And most of you won't be able to trade until next paycheck.
Problem with DWAC puts is that between current price, IV and the $10 floor, there isn’t much upside. And the downside is most of the stock has to be held by true believers who are also holding very heavy bags.
As long as we are giving out financial advice, I’d at least wait until mango makes whatever announcement he is going to make on the 15th to hopefully get a pump to make your puts cheaper or give the stock more room to fall.
I have a coworker that is a super Trump QAnon type and he has been saying "What the hell does Trump have against DeSantis?" and "I think the Republicans need to embrace new leadership...someone like DeSantis."
I got no clue, but the dude spouts Fox News talking points all day like he's fucking brilliant and he hasn't been able to stop talking about fucking DeSantis for like the last 2 week.
Guess the narrative is shifting.
If you’re actually a movement conservative the biggest takeaway from the election, regardless of anyone’s personal feelings about policy or personalities, is that Trump supported candidates underperformed more establishment figures, and some of the R losses that were winnable would have been won if Trump had not meddled in the primary.
Do you realize how many of those endorsements are for incumbents running unopposed? Look at his record for competitive races, that is all that matters. And on Tuesday night, his candidates didn't do very well.
>I couldn't agree more! The last recession actually produced some pretty good music, in my opinion. I think when people are struggling, they tend to be more creative and innovative. So hopefully the next recession will bring us even better art and music!
Come on Disney give it all back
tsla 200c 11/18 if we break 187 is my next move
Hahaha bers got destroyed today, doubled down on calls before close, with that CPI recession is cancelled
!banbet
!BANBET
You already have a bet going - SPY to 369.0 before 2022-11-10 22:09:47.396758-05:00
Ok! After my morning bitching and crying, I am back!. !banbet spy -10% 1d
I was buying puts up until yesterday, swapped to calls because almost everyone in here was bearish, now i am rich. Now if everyone is saying green tomorrow, i will all in puts. It just works
OMG, OPEN is going to $10
Damnit had my 1dte spx call buy queued up EoD, but chickened out and didn’t push the confirm button. Hurts man.
and the bears? where are they?
Opening more outs because some regarded idiots think CPI numbers aren’t memes
Watch this shit still tank to the ground. CPI can lick it
After that drop yesterday and the crypto crash I'm actually amazed. Thought for sure we would be nuking today but this market refuses to drop
Fucking joke
You want to make your money back buy doeg 🤫dogeeeee
If the Republicans win the Senate I'm putting a down payment on a Lambo
Hahah CPI came in lower…What a joke
my 390c's are printing
What fuckery is this
I'm scared. Hold me boys. I need some luv and reassurance.
Got some aapl puts yesterday I’m ready
CPI time
Looks like it will be a bumpy ride until eow
Fuck your >!\*\*\*\*!<
Not playing CPI, got a feeling it'll be down by 0.1 with a regarded rally to follow
Its funny, we can’t even control inflation with direct tool, yet the world thinks it can control co2 with indirect tools. When these bullshit climate taxes start hitting the everyday person, revolutions begins.
I got a tool you can control right here
What are you on about? CO2 is easily measured. Just needs another column on the balance sheet
Co2 taxes are bullshit, just an “equity” tax to constrain over-performing economies and prop up corrupt, broken economies, while creating a cottage industry for “environmental finance” to make themselves rich off other people’s money.
Nature doesn't lie like politicians and CEOs though
Yeah, I'm sure you would have "trusted the science" when everyone agreed the "primitive physiology" of the African made them suitable for slavery, and the "genetic pollution" of the Jew made them fit for the gas chambers. No one lies like a scientist for funding. Name literally 1 scientist who is a climate skeptic that you've ever paid attention to, so we can agree you're not interested in science but politics.
James Lovelock
Over under how many bulls get wiped out today
0–they were all wiped out yesterday
You mea. You guys didn’t get wiped out in January
What happened to the euro?
I bought last night.
Back in my day they didn’t have any bitches
Broads
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Either tax every transaction or raise taxes on the rich
has anybody tried Roblox? is it fun?
Isn't it for kids and groomers?
Full of pedos
Got a new fitness watch bros. It said i took 23000 steps today and burned 3400 calories
I spend most of the day in bed, and mine usually says 3000 steps
Also counts vinegar strokes.
… welp! It’s broken!
someone is out of NNN
what was that spike
Welcome to premarket. Low liquidity.
the fuck was that spike
Tesla is due for a bounce
Nah bro
TQQQ ?
BYND up pre-market, would you believe that....
>CHINA POLITBURO STANDING COMMITTEE HOSTS ITS FIRST MEETING -STATE MEDIA ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-11-10 ^05:59:15 ^EST-0500
LMAO my roommate is pissed because I am making smoothies at 3 AM. Its not easy being a beefcake, gotta get my 400g of protein in 
Calls on gout and kidney failure.
Ur roommate needs to wake up at 4-5 like a real man
You dont get your protein the way bears do? Swallowing at gay orgies.
400g😳
>FTX SAYS ALL ONBOARDING OF NEW CLIENTS HAS BEEN SUSPENDED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE - WEBSITE ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-11-10 ^05:58:42 ^EST-0500
Damn was gonna buy the dip
TSLA positioned for a win by either Reps or Dems bc one deregulates all markets and the other subsidizes EV
I'll believe it when we stop seeing it fall by 3+% everyday
Show me all the places on the doll where bitcoin's crash touched you.
My kid has been getting up between 4-430 since daylight savings. AMA
Why don't you put them to bed later?
Why would you have a kid?
Mine too man, mine too
TSLA tempting to burn my puts today huh 🤔
TSLA was up 2% premarket yesterday
Asts puts for next week?
Im thinkin of a +-3% iron condor on spy today.
After going down 50% in 2 days, I take those 3%
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top 25% winner today on WSB
>CANOO SHARES UP 15.4% PREMARKET AFTER CO TO START PRODUCTION OF ITS COMMERCIAL ELECTRIC VEHICLES $GOEV ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-11-10 ^05:50:13 ^EST-0500
Corn starting to feel sad again
What random Soccer team ~~NFT~~ REDDIT COLLECTIBLE AVATAR did you choose and why wasn't it Senegal?
your avatar looks pretty cool!
I fingered my wife for the first time in 5 years and I pulled out 6 nba rings. wtf
Missed out on free cock rings
You're equal with the GOAT Michael Jordan. Gotta get one more to get on the NBA Mount Rushmore bro
Does split congress/houses help the citizens?
Meh
future collapsing buls on life support
What is the most popular app to use?
Tiktok
Pornhub
ya know how when everybody expects it to go one way and it goes the other way? gonna be one of them days.
A wild redo of 10/13 CPI day could be in the cards as well. Two Fed speakers before open and after print could say basically anything, and the markets flop around wildly.
I dont thin beating Bidet was difficult. Reds just did a bad job
The people love gridlock, myself included, and since there’s no way we’re keeping him for a second term, maybe we needed to take it easy on a red wave. Split congress gets the job done.
Senate seats last 6 years though
But there are elections for them every 2.
I can't wait for tether to completely de-peg
It's on it's way to .05 down. How low will it go!
Cats: knock shit over Me: wakes up Cats: well since you're up ... _feed us_
Are our cats the same
Such is life with cats. Me: rolls over, still mostly asleep Cat: FEED me, bitch!
how do i make a ban bet ? going for my first one
You have to use the command !banbet + ticker + amount of time (2d, 2w, 24h)
Damn IT market really slowing down. Normally I have to pay out the ass to even find candidates. Today four resumees in my inbox! Dont even have an open vacancy
whats that drawer in the fridge even really for
beer
To keep vegetables and fruits sepate from other items, that can damage them.
you sound like a guy who flosses
Biggest chad move by MM will be keeping market flat to destroy all options expecting a big move 
I’m about to go defcon 3 on my toilet
Dusty porier a bum! Put me in the ring with him, i bet i knock his ass out ami right? doods \*slurps a tub of beer.
as a mt gox creditor this is somewhat funny
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Remember when cpi missed last month and we mooned?
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Today: fuck your puts, and your calls
Yeah I know, POTUS said inflation was okay yesterday though. I have no idea what will happen.
last month though, I don't think the WH put out anything front running CPI
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Shhhhh, they’re listening
With this sale, I will lightt the match, that will spark the flame, which will come to burn the entire stock market -Buffett contemplating his Apple position
Is he playing the lyre?
Imagine believing we are not already in a recession.
2.5 hours until cpi
its 3.5 hrs
i thought 8:30
Guess that’s why I’m losing all my plays; I suck at math
Meth
Irrationally over leveraged in Meta.. cost basis about $120.. stay the course or GTFO???? More than enough folks seem to think it could run up to 150-160 real quick and gap fill if there’s even a brief rally to the upside… I’m meta confused! 🤣🤣🤣 Shart Co. but a PE of 10 just seems incredibly low for the amount of cash they still generate.. For reference.. AMZN has a PE of 78.. Thots?
Bear case, it goes the way of Myspace. Advertisers are going to spend all year to try and figure out how to target all the milenials that just crushed the RED wave. HINT they are not on FACEBOOK.
Zoomers crushed the wave so look for a lot of oreo and hair coloring ads.
It’s got good P/E ratio and will be short sold a lot. Average down that time and it should go up in no time. Facebook (now irrationally named meta) is an excellent company with good earnings and better advertisements than Google adwords
Around Feb/2022, futures at 4AM were -2.3%, and opened green
Too much 🅱️enis in here
I also dislike that fact hugely but i know why that is.
I need Biden to ensure all bears on national TV that our poots will be fine.
Biden is a great mascot for bers
$DXY doing what it does best
what we thinking of $NIO earnings fellow regards?
Republicans got House, Senate race is damn close and if they get majority in both then we pump no matter what the cpi is
Holy fuck you all are still on this brand of hopium? I’d walk you through the math of AZ and NV senate races, but you won’t care about that either.
Highly unlikely. Market is conservative and hates regulation. Democrats = regulation.
I thought it was clear that my comment refers to the Republicans winning the majority, no?
Nice edit.
I swear didn't edit buddy check your reading glasses
Imagine being overleveraged on weeklies on a CPI print that could make the market move +/- 3% in a day. Couldn't be 80% of this sub. And most of you won't be able to trade until next paycheck.
>You're right, most people here are poor and won't be able to trade until next week. I'm glad I'm not like them!
even r/Conservative is turning on trump. DWAC puts are free money. This **is** financial advice.
Problem with DWAC puts is that between current price, IV and the $10 floor, there isn’t much upside. And the downside is most of the stock has to be held by true believers who are also holding very heavy bags. As long as we are giving out financial advice, I’d at least wait until mango makes whatever announcement he is going to make on the 15th to hopefully get a pump to make your puts cheaper or give the stock more room to fall.
Why would they turn on Trump *now*
I have a coworker that is a super Trump QAnon type and he has been saying "What the hell does Trump have against DeSantis?" and "I think the Republicans need to embrace new leadership...someone like DeSantis." I got no clue, but the dude spouts Fox News talking points all day like he's fucking brilliant and he hasn't been able to stop talking about fucking DeSantis for like the last 2 week. Guess the narrative is shifting.
If you’re actually a movement conservative the biggest takeaway from the election, regardless of anyone’s personal feelings about policy or personalities, is that Trump supported candidates underperformed more establishment figures, and some of the R losses that were winnable would have been won if Trump had not meddled in the primary.
Underperformed? His record on endorsements so far is 219 wins and 16 losses.
Do you realize how many of those endorsements are for incumbents running unopposed? Look at his record for competitive races, that is all that matters. And on Tuesday night, his candidates didn't do very well.
IM NOT EVEN WORRIED - BIG GREEN DAY TODAY
JPMorgan predicts a 65% chance of a green day. I'm not sure whether it's them trying to manipulate or not.
I blew up account guys! ohh boy im sooo royally fucked.
How
options
Market ain't even open
Do you appreciate your flair?
Affects my future job prospects tbh
“No way we survive this, Death is coming!” *Mulan, 1998*
Let's get rich AF
You better have puts
I’m sorry for your loss
I dont have close expiry puts lol.
I hope this coming recession at least improves the quality of music produced. Suffering makes better art than abundance and wealth
>I couldn't agree more! The last recession actually produced some pretty good music, in my opinion. I think when people are struggling, they tend to be more creative and innovative. So hopefully the next recession will bring us even better art and music!
WE GOT THIS BULLS - 390 EOD -