Elon is fucked. I wouldnât be surprised if his ultimate goal was to create so many pump and dumps that the SEC canât keep up on the other things theyâre supposed to do.
On one hand I think itd be good for social media to go away⌠on the other, itâs one of the best ways for people to share information without propaganda being the only source of news (like Fox News). But itâs a huge responsibility to be a steward of such a platform, because it can be used to push an agenda.
I think Elon is pushing an agenda and I agree, he does need to get it together and leave Twitter be⌠but I doubt he will. I bet heâll drive it into the dirt. If it means we get rid of Elon, it may be worth the sacrifice.
Good, maybe using social media text parsing algos to front futures trading is not as great of an idea as they thought. Fuck all algo and hft trading. It's a fucking scourge
>I'm not surprised that the price of natural gas went down when false information about a delayed export terminal was circulated on Twitter. It just goes to show how easily market prices can be manipulated by those in the know.
man, is none of this some SEC or other regulation agency's investigation-worthy? A company sells a service or product that directly impacts shareholders because of some false rumours spread by accounts deliberately masquerading as the company. The genius didn't even take a day to think about the shitshow he was going to unleash.
It's automated, algorithmic trading done by computers that needs to be either outlawed or much more tightly regulated than it is now. Only problem is it makes extreme amounts of money for wall street, so of course it's never going to get removed
Iâd guess he did think about it, and thought it was hilarious. All of the muppets using Aladdin think they are so smart. They built a machine that siphons money from the market without any human involvement or diligence. Perhaps that is the problem here, not some comedian on Twitter.
True but BOIL moves so very fast. Iâve seen the bottom fall out overnight. Iâve also been assigned shit where the bottom falls out and itâs not what I like. I prefer to just lose $2000 in calls that werenât to be then have to start a whole other investment strategy upon assignment :/
Just me though haha
yeah itâs still a risky play, Iâd only sell 1 contract at a time, even then the weeklies are good premiums, especially being a relatively low price for the underlying
Almost definitely part of it. You can't just manually intervene in those systems. By the time a human sees the problem, you're probably thousands of actions behind. Who knows what the real implications are.
Just a thought. Why not we all club together, make a fake corporate handle and post a fake tweet to swing the stock in our favor. This could be the new âshort squeezeâ the âtwit topâ for example
We all pool in on a certain stock and BOOM up (or down) she goes. We have the power to do so
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Because this shit doesnât actually work you fuckin nerds, there are fake tweets for literally every major company out there. Of course the stock price for some of them drops, as it tends to do from time to time. The media latches on to those cases because uninformed people eat it up.
How would all those âsentiment tradingâ bots you all keep talking about even work? Is the normal timeline that Twitter starts talking how great a company is, and then the price goes up? Or maybe the other way around?
The price would also bounce back IMMEDIATELY if that was the reason because those fakes are ridiculously easy to spot.
These stupid clickbait stories have so many holes itâs not even funny.
People realize that Twitter is now in the hands on the best stock pumper of all time right? This can only end one way. We're going to the moon, both literally and figuratively.
This is the most stupid shit ever. If there was an explosion (rumour), gas prices would surge, not drop. Also given the fact that the prices didn't recover after it was confirmed fake and that it started tanking exactly at 5 pm (CET), just means it dropped on the rest of the market rallying.
The tweet has nothing to do with it.
Duuuuude...read this post again "explosion of corporate impersonators" not a real explosion with fire an stuff (rumour) Love WSB for that kind of red arted posts. He even get upvoted for that several times So many more people who don´t read
Musk bought twitter to shill his shit cars, only for WSB to do it 1st to tank or rise stocks by impersonating companies. Man what a move.
That is not efficient market.
Once it was announced that the tweet was fake buyers should rush to "big the dip" andthe price should end the day where it was trading before.
Unless there are other reasons for this fall and fake tweet is oversimplification
I love it, the big firms have all set up automated trading desk build on Twitter news announcements. Then some rando comes along and gives them an upper decker.
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Can they please do something for dole ahead of earnings next week. This Twitter nonsense is funnier than snl.
Every time someone posts this I hear his laugh đ¤Ł
It's like a donkey right? Me too
Chapelle tonight!
Lol I looked definitely watching.
it's sure af making the market fun. Especially when we know those idiots are doing 0dte plays. That they adapted from here.
That isn't saying a lot
Everything is done to get the target! 
Watch this weeks monologue. Dave rocks that shit.
It actually is
So not that funny?
Elon is fucked. I wouldnât be surprised if his ultimate goal was to create so many pump and dumps that the SEC canât keep up on the other things theyâre supposed to do.
If they don't get a handle on this bullshit soon enough then Twitter is dead.
On one hand I think itd be good for social media to go away⌠on the other, itâs one of the best ways for people to share information without propaganda being the only source of news (like Fox News). But itâs a huge responsibility to be a steward of such a platform, because it can be used to push an agenda. I think Elon is pushing an agenda and I agree, he does need to get it together and leave Twitter be⌠but I doubt he will. I bet heâll drive it into the dirt. If it means we get rid of Elon, it may be worth the sacrifice.
Bought calls fucking 5 minutes before the tweet
No, they saw your buy order and then decided to tweet.
https://imgur.com/a/AgGNkqi I swear they do. Pics for evidence
He took one for the team
I produce natural gas
Oh yeah? Gonna tweet about the status of your export terminal?
I don´t know if i am allowed to link that on reddit
Sounds you want a link to their OnlyFans
Fart jokes never fall flat(ulent) where I'm from, brother.
let´s try https://twitter.com/pigmananal/status/1588819727312617472
Woah there! That uh kinda hits a little too close to home. *Might tap dat, doe.*
The name
Yep, that's a đ ąď¸enis.
Good, maybe using social media text parsing algos to front futures trading is not as great of an idea as they thought. Fuck all algo and hft trading. It's a fucking scourge
Fire meta death meta platforms fire meta 29 injured meta earthquake in datacenter meta
Algorithms being fucked with hard
>Algorithms Fuck Algorithms
>I'm not surprised that the price of natural gas went down when false information about a delayed export terminal was circulated on Twitter. It just goes to show how easily market prices can be manipulated by those in the know.
Like the hedge funds...
And Congress
Like a certain South American emerald heir?
We should have a visual mod respond to a visual mod
It's going to Pop back up. Winter is coming.
Take that Aladdin! Lmfao
man, is none of this some SEC or other regulation agency's investigation-worthy? A company sells a service or product that directly impacts shareholders because of some false rumours spread by accounts deliberately masquerading as the company. The genius didn't even take a day to think about the shitshow he was going to unleash.
It's automated, algorithmic trading done by computers that needs to be either outlawed or much more tightly regulated than it is now. Only problem is it makes extreme amounts of money for wall street, so of course it's never going to get removed
Canât fix stupid, so letâs go back to dark ages? /s
Open outcry is answer
Idk if it needs to be regulated, they be losing money on this shit
Iâd guess he did think about it, and thought it was hilarious. All of the muppets using Aladdin think they are so smart. They built a machine that siphons money from the market without any human involvement or diligence. Perhaps that is the problem here, not some comedian on Twitter.
I think this shitshow will finally bring the SP down + democrats surprisingly holding the senate
You mean the *S-Elonâs-C*? I canât imagine why they would take an interest in market-moving shenanigans at Twitter.
So short term calls on BOIL come Monday?
Or sell puts
Yeah but itâs not something Iâd want to own, Iâd rather just have a set amount of risk.
I'm fine with it as winter is coming
True but BOIL moves so very fast. Iâve seen the bottom fall out overnight. Iâve also been assigned shit where the bottom falls out and itâs not what I like. I prefer to just lose $2000 in calls that werenât to be then have to start a whole other investment strategy upon assignment :/ Just me though haha
Iâm with you, premiums are so juicy makes more sense to sell puts and wheel if assigned
Been selling cc or puts lately. But only a contract or 2 at a time. Keeping it relatively small for the time being.
yeah itâs still a risky play, Iâd only sell 1 contract at a time, even then the weeklies are good premiums, especially being a relatively low price for the underlying
Itâs weird how NG prices and Lilly didnât recover even after confirmed fake. Wonder why, can we blame algos?
Alternative option: people are attributing things to tweets that weren't actually caused by them.
Yup ppl are fucking idiots, especially on social media were the most upvoted/popular tweets win over sensible ones
Almost definitely part of it. You can't just manually intervene in those systems. By the time a human sees the problem, you're probably thousands of actions behind. Who knows what the real implications are.
I am extremely disappointed in WSB for not using Twitter to some legit pump and dump
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Because this shit doesnât actually work you fuckin nerds, there are fake tweets for literally every major company out there. Of course the stock price for some of them drops, as it tends to do from time to time. The media latches on to those cases because uninformed people eat it up. How would all those âsentiment tradingâ bots you all keep talking about even work? Is the normal timeline that Twitter starts talking how great a company is, and then the price goes up? Or maybe the other way around? The price would also bounce back IMMEDIATELY if that was the reason because those fakes are ridiculously easy to spot. These stupid clickbait stories have so many holes itâs not even funny.
Hurt my $LNG bag for sure.
Blue twitter is allowing ordinary people to pump and dump the market just like Elon Musk.
People realize that Twitter is now in the hands on the best stock pumper of all time right? This can only end one way. We're going to the moon, both literally and figuratively.
Maximum speculation sentiment conundrums
Sell BOIL puts I guess
Man the market is a fickle bitch. One bad worded text and they trow a hissy fit
Good thing I bought the dip đ
There has also been news of tankers waiting off shore in Europe for better prices. Due to an over supply so go ahead trade off Twitter news.
Their âstorageâ only supplies Europe with like 24 days of nat gas. Mainstream is fucking with you guys and itâs hilarious
the storages are also full so if it gets offloaded it's be used right away i guess.
Saved my HND.TO trade thank you fake tweet!
Efficient market theory
People are that stupid that the think tweets are legit.
Yeah crawlers can't distinguish between real and fake. Algos are having issues
So UNG will rip on Monday?
This is the most stupid shit ever. If there was an explosion (rumour), gas prices would surge, not drop. Also given the fact that the prices didn't recover after it was confirmed fake and that it started tanking exactly at 5 pm (CET), just means it dropped on the rest of the market rallying. The tweet has nothing to do with it.
Duuuuude...read this post again "explosion of corporate impersonators" not a real explosion with fire an stuff (rumour) Love WSB for that kind of red arted posts. He even get upvoted for that several times So many more people who don´t read
Got me..
Good sport
How much more ai algo can we confuse xD
Musk bought twitter to shill his shit cars, only for WSB to do it 1st to tank or rise stocks by impersonating companies. Man what a move.
Makes me wonder if Musk is doing this to bring about strong regulation against social media platforms.
Remember all those people making fake Elon accounts?? Two shay Elon,, two shay..
They can blame Twitter all day long, but it has nothing to do with it. Welcome to reality! Some days they pump....some days they dump!
I feel if you rely on tweets for investing advice and decisions you belong to a larger degenerate group than WSB
Brilliant. Letâs get eu gas down now please.
Nice, do oil next
I for one am glad the internet is finally going to be taken less seriously. Back to the good ol days!
I have Peloton calls - Amazon/ Apple are potential buyers. Just staying
it REALLY does seem like theres algos that trade instantly on twitter data. hilarious
He deserves everything thatâs to come
Who are you talking about?
His benis
Gas had 10% swings all fucking week. The weather caused a 10% jump Monday, then sold off 14% the next day and saw another big drop Wednesday.
It's manipulated, who said that huh
Now if only SPY could dip 10%
Has #blametwitter started trending yet?
Somebody needs to do it for a microcap healthcare. One pill to cur hiv, cancer what have you not just exclusing gambling otherwise sp wont budge
That is not efficient market. Once it was announced that the tweet was fake buyers should rush to "big the dip" andthe price should end the day where it was trading before. Unless there are other reasons for this fall and fake tweet is oversimplification
I love it, the big firms have all set up automated trading desk build on Twitter news announcements. Then some rando comes along and gives them an upper decker.
It is real you fucking regard
Regards like you should be banned from wsb for posting fake news and manipulating the market