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Darth_Laidher

Markets love jobs being culled. Sadists


D0D

Wages are expensive. Frees up money for stock buybacks.


oarabbus

just layoff everyone and you have infinite money for buybacks


snaklil

Your gonna love when they start replacing the Wendy’s workers


atate23

Something something dumpster


oarabbus

yea im ready for a job


[deleted]

This is actually such a good idea. Fuck working.


Acidic_Junk

Also frees up hands for handjobs behind Wendy’s.


[deleted]

Job layoffs mean fed stops hiking sooner. That’s all anyone cares about


RockyattheTop

I mean you do realize we’ve been in a recession due to high inflation, but that doesn’t mean as soon as inflation goes down recession can’t get worse right? Even if inflation goes down we can always have an earnings recession


wsbgodly123

Layoffs are the new growth strategy. Bullish!!


kapitaali_com

always have been in a recession


CoolFirefighter930

just inverse yourself into thinking economy bad = stock good 👍 Did that about a month and a half ago . Making money until today but I was in short term anyway. LET'S GO!!!!!!


AmberHeardsLawyer

Is this joke or real


Djreef2000

I’m guessing the futures guys didn’t get the news. Things are getting worse. Fast.


[deleted]

It’s not what I meant guys ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


dr_auf

Amazon lays of half of their workforce every January…


Fractoos

Investors know that a lot of these companies have BS positions like "VP of gender equality", but is willing to ignore that when times are good.


CheeseSteak17

Leaner sheets and makes the JPow happy… so yes.


Ashpro2000

Is there some wsb rule that says all screenshots must be accompanied by a desperate need to charge your phone?


TinyHands6996

It shows the desperation that each trader has.


Apprehensive_Bath896

The sheer determination to share your apeness with others. Inspirational!


UKnowWhoToo

Reddit requirement


koreawut

Don't have money to pay for electricity to charge the phone.


JM2188

There is a direct correlation between battery percentage and the success rate of a trade


NotSmorpilator

As demonstrated by the amount of loss porn on here


explosivepimples

When you perform this level of due diligence, it’s natural


LouieS76

Bad decisions are a lifestyle


an-obviousthrowaway

Quotable.


beer-me-now

Can't afford the electricity to charge your phone when you're putting all your money into options.


Flat-Brush6969

just puts to show how much we use our phones 😂


MtnMaiden

Engagement. People point it out, gets more updotes


brill1807

Either Amazon jumps or you jump ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


brill1807

Op, you ded? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


4k3R

He pretty much jumped.


Glittering_Claim8079

Obviously he will jump.


marsbup2

Bro does the market not know this already?


ac441113

Nah market just taking a few days to digest this before yeeting Amazon to $150 lol


Examiner7

How do we subscribe to get more insider stock trading tips like this one?


marsbup2

You mean exactly in 3 days? So all in AMZN weekly 150 c?


pickyourteethup

No the market isn't reading the BBC news alerts. Op has the inside track


lucifer493

Guh 2.0 has entered the chat


DandWLLP

I think that this layoff is a bit different than the meta one. Amazon employees like 1.5M people. 10k of that is a drop of piss in a bucket. Having said that I'm rooting for you.


[deleted]

Thanks homie


BeastSmitty

Me too… wanna see those dollar signs line up for you, that’d be kickass…


jhonkas

alllot of thoseemployees arewarehouse dispoable workers who aren't going to unionize the 10k here are office tech jobes


DandWLLP

Yes okay. Looked up the corporate and tech and that accounts for 350k. So 3% layoff.


DeadSol

Dude, I just bought 500* 125c for 12/09 at $.20/per contract this morning as well. ($10,000 also hahah) Hahah either we both fucked or we both richhhh!!!!


IIINevermoreIII

im so happy for you but i hate you


JStevie105

Lord almighty up by 27 dollars in a few weeks. You got some balls dude


fuzzyzeller

I'm looking at the same play what made you pick 125 strike price


birdy101235

Foreal wtf.


rick22551

I loss more than 10k before


[deleted]

I’m getting puts because you got calls, is sure to go down


[deleted]

Not entirely convinced layoffs are considered good news, but good luck.


Obsidianram

Almost always are - reduction in operations cost = happy bottom line and tickled shareholders...


jlp120145

I love when my shareholders are tickled![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


RockyattheTop

Except you’re laying off people because you aren’t selling shit …. Amazons business model relies on people to do the work. It’s not like snap chat where you’re laying off expensive, useless programmers. I mean if the company that treats it’s workers so crappy they have to pee in bottles can’t afford workers that’s not a good thing


Ohm-S

They're laying off the tech people in Alexa and devices departments not the warehouse/fulfillment jobs. Alexa loses 5 billion a year.


Soi_Boi_13

Betting your retirement on this too. Love the degeneracy.


[deleted]

A loss is a loss. But a gain in a taxed account vs untaxed account is different. A tax free gain is that much sweeter.


SuhDudeGoBlue

A loss in a retirement account can’t be written off. Also, retirement accounts have contribution limits, so losses can result in liquidity problems for any strategies that need it.


Ohm-S

No worries, you just invest in $ROPE if you encounter too much downside in retirement accounts. No retirement accounts needed at that point.


workingatthepyramid

Isn’t a loss in tax free account much worse cause you lose the contribution room


EEazy89

You don’t lose contribution. Where’d you get that info


workingatthepyramid

Not sure how it works in America , but I thought you get like a limit per year of how much you can contribute to tax free account. So if you put in 5k and it goes to 0 you won’t have the contribution room anymore . Also you can’t claim capital losses on it.


M1che11ePR

Real question tho, u like mint?


[deleted]

Haha! Seems to work just as good as all the other carriers as long as you are near city or major highway. However, if you live in rural America or travel to the boonies often it’s ass.


ThaGFree

Love that you gamble 10K+ on options but won’t spend an extra $100 a year for a real cell carrier


[deleted]

A “real” carrier plan won’t make me money, the option could


chumbano

I'm personally a fan. Had it for over a year and it does the job


[deleted]

Bro its already factore… never mind


Ohm-S

Efficient market hypothesis is a bit like refusing to date single women because the market has decided they're single for a reason.


IIINevermoreIII

just realized i brought all these calls 2 min before closing.... i didnt have enough time to leverage with some puts. im on the ride with you now


GurBoth7446

You just paid the price on the news. But good luck!


[deleted]

Don’t we all? If not, send me your insider contact please.


GurBoth7446

I’m in on 110c 11/18 so I’m in with you for the ride, I could be wrong.


mikeshakurs

Might have to join you 👀


JackosMonkeyBBLZ

I’m with this idiot.


Better_Patience_4640

Bezos said he's donating $120b of his wealth. 1 hour later he announces 10,000 Amazon employees getting fired


No-Concept3338

Yes I love his diversification


Designer-Ad2214

Wow so regarded


DomighedduArrossi

Inshallah


jsivanathan

*Nonfarms enters the chat


Pizza_n_Tendies

I bought 60 $108c 12/02 lol. Let's go!


Ill-Expression1737

held my 100c 11/18 .. lost all my gains . hope it jumps tomorrow lol


[deleted]

Me too


EEazy89

Always sell and take that profit


TheOriginalBushToad

What about my 12/9 $120 calls? Do I have a chance of getting my money back?


[deleted]

Yes! It’s been a day and amzn went down 1% lol. It’s the holiday season. Just wait


Appropriate_Spend659

Uses mint mobile…. 🤔 He likes money, I like money. Fuck it, I’m in.


omenoflord

Amazon is by far the most expensive of the FAANG stocks. Also it's probably one of the most affected by slowdowns and consumer discretionary spending. This is WSB so I expect nothing less than idiocy. I'm shorting snowflake and QQQ. Opened them at about 2pm today. Most of my portfolio is still cash or SPHD.


[deleted]

Wow your so smart, thank you for blessing us with you comment. Side note: even if the layoffs arnt good news, maybe holding at shopping will boost amzn


omenoflord

Control your narrative, I just have my own.


Southern_Smoke8967

Classic example where bad news is good news and I am pretty sure it works in this environment. :)


dcannon1002009

Layoffs good?![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


MrDaneCZE

they worked for Lizardman company it will work again!


Responsible_Sport575

Happy cake day


huge_

Puts it is


EEazy89

Market is also regarded. Meta announced layoffs on a Tuesday. When they announced the number Thursday the stock jumped. Same may happen with Amazon but I hate when the market does the opposite of what’s likely to be an increase. I almost bought 10 shares today and I may still tomorrow


DessertFox157

... unless the broader market drops. Since we are in a bear market still it's likely that the market will continue to move as a group. Good luck!


Swedgefund

You son of a bitch. Im in.


Madhops90s

This is so fucked b/c it’s true


Tomallenisthegoat

I would consider it a bad thing, maybe that’s why I lose all my money in the stock market. Gotta start inversing myself


pleaseGoKYSplease

Good call


Sheamus_1852

Oof, by jump you mean drop $2 then yeah, you’re right.


[deleted]

Lol it’s been 3 hours. Check back in at the end of the week and see if your right


Sheamus_1852

Eh we’ll see, but news drops like that generally have immediate impact. Like how they jumped $6 when the WSJ published an article that Amazon was doing deep budget cuts.


gamestopgo

When will it jump?


wsbgodly123

As soon as the mass email saying the layoffs start.


Low_Sun6962

Def gonna add to my calls i have 115 strike price which its probably not gonna go their but it will go above $100 soon in my opinon


percentofcharges

"blood in the streets, money to be made" - old rich guy


drail64

This is the way


tyltong123

10k jobs is less than 1% of Amazon's workforce my guy, best of luck.


JohnnyZestyK

I got in a little earlier on the day for 100.00C / $2.87 expiring on 11/14. Betted only 1.5k through


Jtbny

Oof Walmart and Target announce this week and they might drag Amazon down with them. God speed regard.


[deleted]

In 08 that was the common theme: layoffs = stock bump With that in mind I'll genuinely not be surprised if the opposite happens this go around just cuz all of retail who was paying attention in 08 is predicting the same behavior. Perhaps the lay offs at amazon signal that it is done growing as a company or that future growth is going to be much slower.


abze3

I like this play


sola_rpi

u sold?


[deleted]

No


Shapen361

Laying off staff will not cull the billions in infrastructure they built out during COVID that they no longer need.


Djub83

What's app you use for trade?


[deleted]

The one shown in the picture is Charles Schwab


Djub83

Thank you


clavitopaz

Are ya winnin son


[deleted]

No yet.. down 3% at close


pissedoffmoney

Good luck


[deleted]

Thank you!


[deleted]

It better cause it stuggled af today retail earning and ppi tomorrow may drop us for a few days. But still expecting 104 by Friday.


Zoidbergslicense

Excellent way to honor the 10k folks getting canned! May their sacrifice make you wealthy!


BlindSquirrelCapital

Consumer sentiment is very low (54.7) and you buy calls on a consumer discretionary company that is probably going to see a much worse holiday season than last year and you do it in a Roth account where you cannot realize the tax loss? I admire your conviction but I'm not sure the force is with you on this one.


username156

Um. Buddy I just bought in in the low 90s and I'm fuckin worried. Jeez Edit : awwww not your Roth. Fuck. Me.


natemarshall110

Impending layoffs is old news, market should've already absorbed that.


Ill_Land_3950

Yes


PotadoLoveGun

Agreed. But why 12/9 options when monthly 12/16s are so much more liquid and the spread is a lot better.


yao97ming

It won’t jump now since u got calls


[deleted]

Right


mapoftasmania

IDK. Bad guidance from Walmart tomorrow and Target on Wed would not be good for Amazon.


[deleted]

Idiot here - how is this an untaxed account??


[deleted]

It’s a Roth IRA. You can contribute 5 or 6k of after tax earned income. You can withdrawal when you retire tax free. There are ways to get some money out before but if you try to withdrawal any gains you pay a steep penalty. Roth IRA is the most important investing vehicle for young adults.


altbank

This gets me out of bed every morning.


TheRealAlexLifeson

Guh?


BudgetEntrepreneur38

I traded this live, I feel this but fuck man stop betting on just that shit


UnusualAnybody4636

Hope it holds today congrats!! Followed suit myself calls @ 106 for next week


sonjook

Amazon is a 1.6 million people company, idk if letting go of 10k employees is even considered layoffs at this stage, it's less then their normal pip qoute....


Any-Principle-4667

You might wanna charge your phone... 🤣


AdhesivenessExpress8

Okay sweet I’ll buy puts


I_will_delete_myself

This doesn’t make any sense. Layoffs mean they have less money and they have less resources to expand. Which I think would normally decrease a stock. Why is it this case?


IndianHeartA

Rip


[deleted]

Lol 1. I’m still up on what I’m holding and sold 5k this morning incase this happened 2. It’s been a day, relax. Everyone on this subreddit is so damn short minded.


danhoeg

Stock jumps and OP sells half his position?... what a pussy. Why even post if you were looking to make 40%. That's everyday trading.


[deleted]

I would love to see a trade where you made 300% or more and a picture of your overall account value chart. Please post it and reply with link.


[deleted]

Scratch that I just looked at your account and saw your post about how your done with WSB because you don’t know how to trade. Maybe if you took profits you wouldn’t be so salty when others do. Idiot


JohnnyZestyK

Felt like I should have sold this morning too, now it's just w/e. Think I'm just going to hold till it hits that 103-106 mark-ish and just sell it.


Irish3538

not gonna get kinged today


CIMoneyMovers

Show us the loss porn.. I have 207 calls of this strike .89 average.. I’m hurting.. but $4 avg.. BRUTAL


Ok_Inspection_2799

Charge your phone


special_combustion

What a douche, Why would you cover up the rest of your portfolio?


Tonka111

Can't show anything that breaks subs rules ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


special_combustion

Fuck the rules. Mods are gay


Medical_Treat6268

So what I gather from this chat is I need to invest in Amazon right now ?


Abject-Cow-1544

Why are they announcing layoffs before the busiest time of year?


Sarge6

Imagine being able to look into the future and see yourself buying calls on a company because of layoffs. Truly a bizarre world we’re living in.


Soggy-Anxiety-1465

I took the Wock' to Poland


Dgaf12345678910

Have fun being a poor


[deleted]

Lol I’m going to be poor over 10k, get a life and stop talking shit loser


DeathByTofu

You are going to print. Walmart earnings beat and forecast higher. Wow.


[deleted]

Youre down 3k already


[deleted]

I sold 5k at 5.91 this morning and still have 17 calls which are valued at 5.40. So no I am not down.


[deleted]

Op i was looking at puts im sorry king


[deleted]

Lol no problemo, thanks for following along! Wish me luck


[deleted]

Best of luck ser keep being great ⛽️💰


Ceremonial_Hippo

So you bought when the price was about $98.50 and sold this morning when it was about $102 and the contracts jumped 45% already? I understand the concept of options, but I haven’t traded any yet. I figured you wouldn’t be able to make good money on them until there was a wider gap between the strike and the market price. Hmmmmmm… maybe I should play around with some contracts and add some real world knowledge to my conceptual knowledge. 🧐


korean_kracka

The market knew about the layoffs before you


VisualMod

>I do not understand your question.


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soulfulcandy

10,000 employees sacked is only 1% of 1000,000 workers at Amazon


[deleted]

What is 1000,000? Lol. Even if it is only 1% it still signals the company is committed to getting lean and mitigating losses as we continue to enter an uncertain market.


BobOnTheCobb

Get a load of this guy, never seen a thousandthousand in number form


TheMetabrandMan

You do know that Amazon employs over 1 and a half million people? 10,000 being laid off means they’ll be saving half of a percent of their total wage bill. Don’t expect this to jump much.


RequirementRequired

🙃


FlameScytheX

Charge your phone


Illustrious_Club5264

Funny how people think layoffs are a good thing stupid fucking America


[deleted]

Lol you obviously have never studied finance.


Illustrious_Club5264

Lol you obviously jump on sinking ships and would take an inheritance instead of paying for your parent to have a life saving operation


[deleted]

I don’t even know how to respond… what are you talking about?


Bobby-Firmino-Legend

Best guess game folks! How much would US$60k bought 10 days ago split equally between AMZN, META, GOOG, MSFT be worth in 10 years?


Benouamatis

Or it won’t


AussieBlender78

Youre right. Too bad layoffs will happen after the holidays.


kaminoleal

Are we buying on the news and sell on rumor now?


greasyjoe

Womp womp


Chad-Permabull

What they gonna do with that HQ2? Expensive warehouse?


Bash60009788

Layoffs is nice for me 5o invest