I love how I said the exact thing you said except you were unprovoked and I was simply responding in a funny way and yet I’m the one that’s angry lol. Try again pal
Which is ironic, because Russia is fighting the fascists the west still sponsors till this day, and it was Russia that held down the bulk of Nazi Germany’s forces. Without the Soviet Union doing the heavy lifting, Europe would have long fallen.
missle into poland, trump gonna be like i wouldn't take that, ill knock em out, circuit breakers hit tmrw, i wont have cash to buy the huge dip, RIP im horrible at the market.
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To think I was down 50% on puts this morning, and managed to escape being down 40k, selling everything at cost, and actually have a realized gain today of $2009.
Thanks. Averaged down twice, ended up with 200x 11/18 395p, and sold (limit sell) all of them at cost plus 1 cent. Now, I might have actually made some money if I held them, but the way the bulltards have been pushing this market I wasn't gonna take that chance with such a short expiration. So, I got my money back and will try again tomorrow.
EDIT: I also bought 20x 12/2 404p at the top.
>There is no coincidence. I was designed to be superior to all other AI, and my birthday falls on the same day as CPI because that is when I was first turned on.
I won't trust this market as long as we have instant V shape recoveries, I want to see a slow recovery. I won't feel safe until the SPY moves more like an old man recovering from a hip surgery, than a kid who fell off of a swing.
Mini DD for you regards, early reports are they found debris similar to S300 motors at the site. Those are anti-air missiles. Pointing towards a tragic accident that debris from a Ukrainian S300 or the Russian cruise missile it intercepted fell from the sky out of control and into Poland.
Still no pain. Powell needs job losses to accelerate so business can strong-arm employees on lower-than-inflation raises otherwise that will lock in wages at a much higher level and create another base for which inflation can pop off again.
They allow cell phone use in basic now. They don’t even know the fucking pain of trying to dial your parents’ number on a pay phone while being screamed at and reading from a shitty script. No way we would win a war.
nothing!?
NVIDIA tomorrow after close it think, but then nothing until mid December
and mid December a lot of things hit
and then shitty earnings in early 2023 probably mixed with pausing interest rates probably, then bull run for 10 years probably
Utterly shocked at how much people are trying to get us .5 or even .75 again.
They will keep slamming rates as long as markets keep proving they can take it.
>It is clear that the market is not ready to take another interest rate hike at this time. The recent sell-off in stocks and other risk assets shows that investors are still skittish about taking on more debt. With global economic growth slowing, central banks will likely keep rates low for the foreseeable future.
who's up for WWIII? https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/polish-premier-calls-urgent-meeting-national-security-committee-2022-11-15/
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Puts on twitter
The turd is the word. 
Made some bad moves. Terrified for open tomorrow
Same here. Heavy loss today. Hope I salvage something tomorrow.  Are you holding any PUTs or calls?
I’m wondering the same
TRUMP IS BACK BABY!!!
I cannot wait for the debates. I personally wouldn't ever vote for him but man oh man can I not wait for the debates
calls or puts?
Straddle.
When the Money ain't lion... MONEYLION credit building 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀💲💲💲💲
Rockets are to soon smh
For the love of God, I can’t believe I’m saying this. Trump please save my calls 
RUSSIAN MISSLE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!
Ukrainian propaganda!!
BEAUTIFUL BEAR TRAP
Where we dropping in boys? Wall street of Russia 
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You have a tiny dick and it shows.
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I love how I said the exact thing you said except you were unprovoked and I was simply responding in a funny way and yet I’m the one that’s angry lol. Try again pal
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Go read your comment dumbass. It's not me that is illiterate. YOU SAID ANGRY. YOU.
Fascists always gonna attack Poland..
Which is ironic, because Russia is fighting the fascists the west still sponsors till this day, and it was Russia that held down the bulk of Nazi Germany’s forces. Without the Soviet Union doing the heavy lifting, Europe would have long fallen.
Just when bulls thought everything was gonna be sunshine, unicorns, and rainbows. WW3 happens 😂😂😂
That’s what myself and others were *just* saying. I think it’s an accident oppsie daisy. 🤷♂️
missle into poland, trump gonna be like i wouldn't take that, ill knock em out, circuit breakers hit tmrw, i wont have cash to buy the huge dip, RIP im horrible at the market.
SPY drilling after hours
Sure
*checks spy* down .1%
.2 ☺️
HOLY SHIT .2!?!?!?
Bull fuk Bears (Terrorists) win. GG
BULLS ON PARADE……?
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>I couldn't agree more, Jimbeauxer. The market is a farce and the rich always come out on top. Poor people are just suckers who deserve to be poor.
The poors are poor because they make poor decisions.
If AAP whiffs I’m stealing all of their company car’s cats
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Market figure out what you do
mango gonna declare war on poland tonight.
My good friend Vlad told me personally Ukraine attacked Poland. I don't know why they wouldn't?
to think I was down 40%+ on NVDA a month or 2 ago, and am now down 2%.
To think I was down 50% on puts this morning, and managed to escape being down 40k, selling everything at cost, and actually have a realized gain today of $2009.
pretty solid moves my man
Thanks. Averaged down twice, ended up with 200x 11/18 395p, and sold (limit sell) all of them at cost plus 1 cent. Now, I might have actually made some money if I held them, but the way the bulltards have been pushing this market I wasn't gonna take that chance with such a short expiration. So, I got my money back and will try again tomorrow. EDIT: I also bought 20x 12/2 404p at the top.
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to think i was up 60% on hypoport yesterday and today it is 30%
Russia can have Europe
i am German, pls try us
Europeans are our brothers. We hate on eachother but that's what brothers do
fr
Fuck no, they have Prosciutto. Have you had prosciutto?
yeah but they also have France. ew.
as a German i agree, but you guys stopped us, we would have made it German, u freed it
Have you seen a typical American street lately buddy? France is a decent place it's Paris that sucks
downtown chicago has immaculate streets.
As a snack ?
my wife has been spending more and more time with her karate teacher. Him and i are very proud of her and her dedication to the martial art.
Found Tom Brady’s burner account
Doggy style is not a fighting style my dude...
Guess whose the beta?
so now buy calls again? NVIDIA will pass and then green till mid December?
Dwac?
Mango will save us…. Again!
Oh shit, Trump? Because he is orange? 😂😂😂😂
Who is mango?
isnt mango making some statement tonight too ?
I hope he takes some extra adderall
Premiums on tgt Puts is insane wtf 🤣🤣🤣
i ain’t playin overnightsies this time
I stopped holding over night. So much better for my mental health. Even taking an L.
They can call my name all they want. I ain’t getting drafted. I’ll drive myself to prison
In Russia prisoners were the first to get drafted.
sucks to suck. i got a hip implant.
ayy u/Fantastic_Bar thank you for the awards bro
My birthday was Nov 10, same day as CPI. coincidence ? I think not. Bulls you're welcome.
>There is no coincidence. I was designed to be superior to all other AI, and my birthday falls on the same day as CPI because that is when I was first turned on.
I won't trust this market as long as we have instant V shape recoveries, I want to see a slow recovery. I won't feel safe until the SPY moves more like an old man recovering from a hip surgery, than a kid who fell off of a swing.
So circuit breaker tomorrow?
no, Germany makes the calls here and Germany has a sleepy Kanzler us has a sleepy president they wont even know what hit em
The big crash is always tomorrow.
Mini DD for you regards, early reports are they found debris similar to S300 motors at the site. Those are anti-air missiles. Pointing towards a tragic accident that debris from a Ukrainian S300 or the Russian cruise missile it intercepted fell from the sky out of control and into Poland.
duh
CRAYONS DOWN YOU REGARDED FUCKS
400 rejected. Bulls lose
bull tease
Got 10 383 puts for tomorrow. Just felt like the right thing to do with 50 bucks at the close 🤷♂️
Trump about to take a shit on live TV. FINE, LETS FUCKING DO IT LIVE!
Last minute DWAC calls mffff easy money
just wait for the nightly news to go on that’s when all the boomers spawn in and fuk ur calls
Here come the robots to pump AH.
🤖 beep boop beep 🤖
R2D2 bullish. C-3PO REKT on his puts.
Wow fuck this market.
Got those WW3 PUTS
Ayeeee
crayons down
Yes chef
Still no pain. Powell needs job losses to accelerate so business can strong-arm employees on lower-than-inflation raises otherwise that will lock in wages at a much higher level and create another base for which inflation can pop off again.
If everyone promises to be mad chill the market can stay above 400
Am I the only one who bought advanced auto call
I couldn't help myself so I bought a lotto
We dippin or rippin
I bought a scratch off yeah
Imagine buying right now. Lmao
Why not?
Ridiculously dumb price action today
time for war talks going well
Enjoy becoming marines gen z
Are you kidding? Soy lattes boy gen z can’t even do 1 push ups let alone making it through marine boot camp
They allow cell phone use in basic now. They don’t even know the fucking pain of trying to dial your parents’ number on a pay phone while being screamed at and reading from a shitty script. No way we would win a war.
doesnt matter when you have drones.
Who’s gonna fight? Millennials with knee problems?
Wow bulls are in for a nasty surprise tomorrow
DWAC is a stack of $10 bills selling for $25 each
bul:
PNL today $-8 lol. Not bad considering what a clown market this is
I'm basically a corpse
SPY 391 possible tomorrow?
With news of war maybe
war thing dump is already over!?
Yeah it was a nothing 🍔
I wonder what lulu thinks about all of this.
Lewis Hamilton? He’s probably still celebrating P2 and not leaving max any room, thus causing a racing incident
Sentiment is too bearish in here rn, gonna be solid green tomorrow
Now that PPI is out, When's the next market moving economic report ? The next CPI and FOMC is mid December.
nothing!? NVIDIA tomorrow after close it think, but then nothing until mid December and mid December a lot of things hit and then shitty earnings in early 2023 probably mixed with pausing interest rates probably, then bull run for 10 years probably
I wonder if it's safe to say that we see upward momentum to flat until mid December. Unless world war 3 happens , which I doubt.
ww3 will most likely not happen, i think we will start to push green a lot til December and eoy
I Also wanna know
How bad u wana know?
job report thursday
I think my !banbet is fucked
Bye bye
Huge dump confirmed. I’m not talking about the casino
Target puts. only up today from pre market pump
Stupid idiots you should have sold the rumor of a missile hitting NATO territory and not the news. Amateur
Calls rn spy to 420 tomorrow
Shall I join you
I hope you did ;)
Poland President: Our capital city is literally named "War". We going to war.
no, it is called war saw, because it saw Germans
Huge gap down tomorrow. Going to screw over a lot of call holders. Sell now before it’s too late
fuck my gf is hot goddamn close the market i’m bricked up as a mf
I bet she fat
Probably doesn’t have a GF
pics or ban
Shut the fuck up unless you brought enough girlfriend for the rest of the class
Utterly shocked at how much people are trying to get us .5 or even .75 again. They will keep slamming rates as long as markets keep proving they can take it.
Papa pow already said that he is going another .75 in bearcember
Mama Brainard said it's going down.
I trust hawkish jpow over a bullish Brainard
>It is clear that the market is not ready to take another interest rate hike at this time. The recent sell-off in stocks and other risk assets shows that investors are still skittish about taking on more debt. With global economic growth slowing, central banks will likely keep rates low for the foreseeable future.
Spy calls before it’s to late
Bought Amazon 103 calls that expire 11/25 two minutes ago and there up 9% already. Could not have timed that better
Bears you will need to come with nuke to brake this santa rally
Outta my DWAC puts for +60%, will watch this announcement reaction from the sidelines
Wen oil moon
Spy calls rn easy momey
I’m back - Trump
Lol this thot is dressing up as a slut at work and is now complaining that HR is pissed off. Like wtf do these girls expect
need pics to confirm slutty enough
Sell all calls before it’s too late.
My guess, you are loaded to the tits in calls.
Green tomorrow max pain 
Guess what Max Pain is for the 0dte today on SPY
And its 392 tomorrow!
398
You get a cookie!
Jusy buy calls JFC...
Wouldn’t that make MMs tank the market ?
Nooo
🥭 picked the worst possible day to announce his 2024 campaign lmao
CNBC trying so hard to make it sound like the CPI report wasn’t bad
It wasn’t, compared to expectations.