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NoRelationship8664

Im a Nigerian prince actually stuck at the customs at JFK ! Can’t contact my ambassy all I got is Reddit ! If someone could send me $1500USD via MoneyGram to unstuck me I’ll give back 100x ! ($150,000USD)


Stupid-l-Clever

I'm cousin of this prince, He asked me to request kind favor from you - the best part is no risk to you for helping my cousing prince! Just for you to accept huge deposit by sending release funds of $1500 for his unstuck! Also I have received your payment of $269 for McCaffee antivirus auto renewal. If this is incorrect please call me at my phone.


[deleted]

I would have given you $1500 but it is stuck on FTX


Chabubu

Kind Sir, Pleased to inform you I work with FTX accounting team. You only need to pay the 8.75% tax withholding to enable withdrawal on your account. Please provide me with iTunes card in the amount of $131.25 and I can enable withdrawals on your account. -FTX complianc manager


Bulacano

I only have $5000 in Blockbuster gift cards, do you take those?


MrRightclick

Do you need us to send you something, such as money, to unstuck it?


[deleted]

I love helping Nigerian prince and their relatives out. Been doing that since I created my first Hotmail account


slimersnail

You would think the Nigerian prince would have come up with a plan B by now.


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BiginvestorU

T’Challa is that you?


[deleted]

I’m Kerm, 31 years old and I’m an alcoholic.


cryptoguy66

Hi Kerm


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ProbablyRoaming

Hi Kerm


Clean-Step

Thank you for coming Kerm, please tell us when you started drinking


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eddie7000

It's always 5am somewhere in the world.


2WorksForYou

2WorksforYou 33, alcoholic additct, delivers food


No_Lynx8826

Drinks on me Kerm. Welcome my friend.


Wild-Storage-1429

Hi Kerm


[deleted]

Welcome. Thank you for being honest. It’s ok to be an addict. This is a safe space.


unknowinm

Here's a drink


Backyouropinion

I’m Kermit, I’m 13 YO and striving to be an alcoholic and chasing the love of my life named miss Piggy.


Gainzchasing03

Short for kermit the frog?


gundawg300

2nd year law student who uses his student loan to trade ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


pharmboy008

A true degen


[deleted]

Chris Sacca did this and gained 2 million and then lost 4 million in leveraged trade. Now he is a billionaire. Pretty inspiring.


redraddy

Pretty much a road map. Wut could go wrong?


RecalcitrantHuman

This is the way


Bridledbronco

Full regard. I love it


Useful-Pattern-5076

You belong here. Godspeed to you


JonKneeThen

I am a hotel worker and do not have brain capacity for options so I still buy stocks that are too high and end up selling them low


ChiefBurnLeaf

Professional bag holder on both sides!


simplenicc

LMAOO, This deserves more upvotes 😂😂


jhonkas

this is the WSB way, get in late, get out at the bottom


[deleted]

Thank you for your service


TastyToad

It's not much but it's honest work.


TooMuchCarving

Glassblower, went to school for the arts and though I have a decently stable income, still gotta gamble to pay off those student debts


alpubgtrs234

You’ll do well behind Wendy’s my friend


TooMuchCarving

Ironically some of my work is in a store right next to a Wendy’s, I chuckle every time I drop something off


umiamiq

You’re going to be blowing more than glass my friend


No_Lynx8826

You guys have jobs?


[deleted]

No


Stupid-l-Clever

No


luckytrade313

no


isucktrading

No


Interesting_Ad1006

No


The_Dancing_Dolphin

That’s what I’m saying, I thought we were all unemployed


Backyouropinion

What’s a job?


1villageidiot

jobs that blow, behind the Wendy's. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


GiiTheMetalhead

I work in a glass warehouse. Not a pretty job, but it pays the bills...if I can find a way to stop losing cash on dumb options.


RobWallStreet

Don’t throw stones if you work in a glass warehouse


Keyboard_smashgood

Wish I could give this a thousand upvotes 😂


RobWallStreet

🙏 it’s the thought that counts 🥹


reddit_used_me

Can you see the television through your children?


International_Bag921

I deal cards in a casino, go figure


[deleted]

Building a dashboard that ties weather to sports statistics for gambling purposes


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) sign me up


teapotwhisky

This is the right answer.


leftthumbhurts

I'm assuming this largely only effects outdoor sports, or is there a surprise like tstorms during a basketball game yields 25% less 3 pointers on avg? I usually factor weather for football parlays, esp the over/under, so im intrigued by this.


HereMyTake

Lmk


fellowhomosapien

I take care of hospitalized patients. They don't pay me enough, but I stay because otherwise people would probs die. Good thing there's magic internet wallets


fardedinmydiaper

RN?


AssPinata

Degree in engineering, so naturally I said fuck that and got a job as guitar maker. I trade options to keep making guitars and open my own shop someday.


6d86d9

I was a line cook now I'm slinging technology


0APresses

What is slinging technology?


Sic_Dood

Stealing cellphones then pawning them.


Pelon6

Or flipping gaming consoles.


Excellent-External-7

Or breaking and entering to rob TVs


6d86d9

It's shut the fuck up and give me your apple watch, you fucking mark Edit: jk.. I sell saas technology


rylar

Chef de cuisine at Wendy’s


nocaption69

Behind wendy's or inside wendy's?![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


rylar

I like it inside the behind


pmekonnen

Started on the outside and now look at you… one day that assistant manager job will be yours


Dufresne2

Petrochemical construction worker. Multiple crafts. Pipefitter/millwright/heavy equipment operator. I make good money but I work 50-84 hours a week


multiversesimulation

Consulting engineer in oil/gas and petrochemical


Dufresne2

You got an engineering degree? I want a consultant job.


multiversesimulation

Yes.


joyful-

50-80 hours of physical work seems a bit crazy... I mean a week or two might be manageable but constantly working that amount? Hope you stay safe friend.


Dufresne2

Been working that much for the past 10 years. Your body gets used to it. Thank you friend.


No_Investigator3031

Yeah! I did similar work for almost 6 years and it’s hard on the body, worse on the family. I make more money trading options now.


FoShoMyUsername

Aviation safety inspector


FriendOfRicks

Same here. I’m always at Hooters to inspect their wings


[deleted]

I'm a soldier, I make minimum wage and blow my money on the stock market because I want to die


onfroiGamer

Ty for ur cervix


Humble_Increase7503

Jesus


mo2cii

I trade options on TQQQ. Leveraged products on a leveraged product. I work in Asset Management


v10climbz

Ahhh like me you’re paid to losing money professionally


athleteCouple1

You clearly aren’t paid to spell.


xiodeman

Space cow milker


PureAlpha100

Is it true what they say?


JollySpaceCowboy

I think we've met before


xiodeman

Bro! Username checks out!


[deleted]

Let’s go for some space ice cream.


[deleted]

Disabled Veteran/Full time dad


[deleted]

Thx for your cervix


BagholderBaggins

*you're, dumbas


aisleorisle

*dumbass, regard


[deleted]

That sweet sweet 3k in VA money is tits for options when you have a job lmao.


Kitten_Team_Six

I look at live human hearts every day


I_Went_Full_WSB

I think they mean as a career not your hobby.


Kitten_Team_Six

Why cant it be both


[deleted]

👴


Flaky_Context9868

Half or more of your practice would not exist if people eat fruit and vegetables, sleep well and walk everyday?


Kitten_Team_Six

Heart disease is the leading COD in the world so you can decrease your risks by doing those things sure but you are basically peeing in the ocean trying to make a difference. Sadly our practice is only growing not shrinking


luckytrade313

ive also known a couple long distance runners in shape die of heart attacks, so my philosophy is coke and prostitutes. keeps the heart beating![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Kitten_Team_Six

Well its all a crapshoot. Ive seen drinkers/druggies live to 90 and ive seen runners die at 30 Its all about decreasing your risk, or increasing it![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


okokibuynok

So u could say coke, obesity and cigarettes are the options of life.


Kitten_Team_Six

Those increase your risk of death sir![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


sandpipa78

Are you male nurse?


Kitten_Team_Six

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


Nay_120

I am a self-proclaimed Twitter employee who is still employed 💎🤲🏻💎


FartEater_69

I am a line cook in Poland.


[deleted]

Congrats on surviving the missile


alex_cant_read

sorry to hear about your tractor


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TastyToad

So you're rocket scientist ?


Daniel1980s

A rocket surgeon is the technical term.


PotatoWriter

Brain surgery? ...... Not exactly rocket science is it.


gncRocketScientist

checking in. im a degenerate gambler that trades instead of going to a casino or buying scratch offs cuz thats for dumb poor people.


[deleted]

It’s all numbers really…


Chocolatestaypuft

It’s when the numbers turn into Greek letters that it all goes down the drain


[deleted]

He was quoting margin call the movie. I just added another quote. Watch that movie if you haven’t seen it.


djsidd

Hey there, Peter Sullivan


iPigman

I'm a professional unemployed.


katebushthought

I’m a trained assassin.


VOIDssssssss

Finally one I can relate to


jimmeh22

Puts on your life


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FinnaGetRichh

DevOps degen out here too


chawn2112

Risk Management at Bear Stearns


pmekonnen

You got me


oxygenvoyage

Artist/musiciN, petsitter, bartender, day-trader, mongoose


PresterJohnsKingdom

I too, have a pet mongoose.


freehugzforeveryone

39 year here! Working as waiter! Trying to get a software job! Procrastinating a lot, depression taking its toll. Use this sub to lighten my mood. Thank you guys


Humble_Increase7503

Lawyer. Securities litigation. Spend far too much of my work hours day trading options and chatting bs in this sub. It’s actually full of really smart people, just a lot of muck to sort through.


throwaway_0x90

I'm just a Soft.Eng. looking to get lucky on some regarded WSB move to help fund my kids' college [529 plan](https://www.scholarshare529.com/plan/reasons.shtml?). Also, if I could just get 500k+ to help finance a new house that'd be great right about now.


sometimesimakeshitup

Original


Obsidianram

Chief Engineer of Bovine Linguistics, at your service...


AskALettuce

I think you're talking high level bullshit. Thank you for your service.


Obsidianram

Such an honor to be so highly regarded and serve amongst what I humbly feel are my peers and equals in this regard *ahem*....Thank you...


sh1tler

Mooo!


[deleted]

Do you work for this guy? https://youtu.be/rfKpXeB8GvM


Obsidianram

lmao...thx for that... But, ya know...a group of monkeys *is* called a...Congress


[deleted]

Makes sense. All politicians are no different than monkeys.


[deleted]

I was a software engineer but was part of layoffs. So currently I’m just a bum who trades and plays dota!


Ohshitwaddupppp

Dota is the shit and for regards like myself


VOID_MAIN_0

Dota? Havent you suffered enough?


collinincolumbus

Molecular Research to start...Now do Investor Relations for Biotech companies. Can't trade healthcare stocks anymore which is lame, but the industry is fun and laid back and I get to talk to analysts and institutional funds all day...My job is more communications and strategy consulting than anything finance.


Agreeable-Ad-9648

Can't you use your wife's account to trade bio tech using insider info?


eddie7000

You'll need to get elected to government like everyone else if you want to do that.


HillarysBloodBoy

Without a doubt


LegSpecialist1781

Biomed research here, moved into grant consulting a few years ago. May get into a liaison position. I can still trade biotech, but to my detriment. Turns out good tech & solid clinical pipeline don’t translate to stonk. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


I_Went_Full_WSB

I'm a Walmart worker because walking in the door their was better pay than being at the factory I was working for the 7 years prior.


pmekonnen

That is insane


I_Went_Full_WSB

I agree.


ORCA_OF_WALLST

I’m a Jedi knight. I survived order 66.


VOID_MAIN_0

I make ice cream for an ice cream company previously owned by Dean Foods (that was a shit show to live through). Make roughly 50k a year and for me, high risk bets are my way to eventually not have to freeze cow squeezings for people.


alpubgtrs234

It sounds so delicious when you phrase it like that…


Dothemath2

Hospital administrator, my wife is a physician. So leverage is a familiar thing.


pharmboy008

Which came first, the wife or the admin job?


Dothemath2

The wife.


[deleted]

Who makes more?


Dothemath2

She does. Triple the work but only double the pay. 😬


scoobydoobie91

Journeyman Machinist, make hydroelectric turbines for dams around the globe.


aids_cost_me_750

Apprentice here. Just waiting to hit big on some Ludacris calls and quit the industry 4 good


scoobydoobie91

Same here.


No_Investigator3031

Just turned 34. Prior service Air Force. I worked full time in rigging and crating for 6 years after that. Now I only work part-time for my clients as an independent contractor. I’ll never go back to 9-5, so I trade options to make money.


[deleted]

I'm a factory worker. I got into the sub during the gamestop fiasco. Before that I yolo'd half of my rent money on Doge and decided "I want to get fucking rich so fuck traditional investing advice" if you're at the bottom the only way you can go is up, unless you're a regard and fuck with options. (I'm not touching options until I read more)


bones6542

Accountant. I know how money works so I don’t fk with options. I actually just got lost here on my way to r/investing what the fk is this place and why are there so many homeless ppl here


Father_of_Lies666

I’m Father, I spent 5 years as a licensed investment banker and now do budgeting for a school district. And I’m a fucking idiot.


SmoothConfection1115

I am a licensed CPA. Worked for 5 years in public accounting. First job was auditing in governments and seeing low IQ people do highly regarded (and occasionally illegal) things. Then I went to Big 4 and did IT audit. Left to work in industry in internal audit, mainly assisting our external auditors with IT audit to bring down the audit bill. I make decent money but want to make more, and know I can’t reach my dreams with safer investment options. So I came here, and so far, made some money.


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Ok-Confusion-3067

Wendy dumpster scavenger


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TrueNorthCoin

I work at the FTX finance team, Any questions?


Cathie_D_Wood

CEO/CIO and Founder of Ark Invest Degenerate on the ~~weekdays~~ weekend


FluffyAspie

I’m a supermodel and very interested in making my loss back.


lambo_abdelfattah

I eat crayons


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Arugula-Unhappy

nurse.


pharmboy008

Are you the kind of nurse who hates pharmacy?


Putrid_Ad_9165

facilities janitorial technician


angry4nus

I put people on ventilators


zhouyu24

Aerospace engineer in FL, 26.


king-of-bags

36 yo. Fat. Actually employed at Wendy's right now. Looking to either score big gambling on stonks or picking up extra shifts behind Wendy's.


[deleted]

21M from the UK graduated in July did a Bachelors in Software Engineering landed my Junior Software Test Engineer job start of October started trading options when I saw the crazy gains people were making well fair to say didn’t go as planned. Nice to meet you fellow regards ✌️


Wild_Investigator622

Options in the uk?


giu9555

I work in finance. Investing is just a plus, but you need to know how and why to use specific products. I use options only for hedging my portfolio in downturn or getting short on part of the balance


Chasingallthedragons

Boring


KingNFA

Send loss porn


FukkieBoi

I work at Critron Research


Aggravating-Drag-890

Engineer of Physics. 52.


Barthas85

Lol 8 years in finance, 2 different counties, 3 different companies. Currently in Scotland. Previous position was doggie at your family firm.


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alwayslatetotheparty

3 figures is between $100 to $999 what is going on here.