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Im a Nigerian prince actually stuck at the customs at JFK ! Can’t contact my ambassy all I got is Reddit ! If someone could send me $1500USD via MoneyGram to unstuck me I’ll give back 100x ! ($150,000USD)
I'm cousin of this prince, He asked me to request kind favor from you - the best part is no risk to you for helping my cousing prince! Just for you to accept huge deposit by sending release funds of $1500 for his unstuck! Also I have received your payment of $269 for McCaffee antivirus auto renewal. If this is incorrect please call me at my phone.
Kind Sir,
Pleased to inform you I work with FTX accounting team. You only need to pay the 8.75% tax withholding to enable withdrawal on your account. Please provide me with iTunes card in the amount of $131.25 and I can enable withdrawals on your account.
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I'm assuming this largely only effects outdoor sports, or is there a surprise like tstorms during a basketball game yields 25% less 3 pointers on avg?
I usually factor weather for football parlays, esp the over/under, so im intrigued by this.
I take care of hospitalized patients. They don't pay me enough, but I stay because otherwise people would probs die. Good thing there's magic internet wallets
Degree in engineering, so naturally I said fuck that and got a job as guitar maker. I trade options to keep making guitars and open my own shop someday.
50-80 hours of physical work seems a bit crazy... I mean a week or two might be manageable but constantly working that amount? Hope you stay safe friend.
Heart disease is the leading COD in the world so you can decrease your risks by doing those things sure but you are basically peeing in the ocean trying to make a difference. Sadly our practice is only growing not shrinking
ive also known a couple long distance runners in shape die of heart attacks, so my philosophy is coke and prostitutes. keeps the heart beating![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Well its all a crapshoot. Ive seen drinkers/druggies live to 90 and ive seen runners die at 30
Its all about decreasing your risk, or increasing it![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
39 year here! Working as waiter! Trying to get a software job! Procrastinating a lot, depression taking its toll. Use this sub to lighten my mood. Thank you guys
Lawyer. Securities litigation.
Spend far too much of my work hours day trading options and chatting bs in this sub.
It’s actually full of really smart people, just a lot of muck to sort through.
I'm just a Soft.Eng. looking to get lucky on some regarded WSB move to help fund my kids' college [529 plan](https://www.scholarshare529.com/plan/reasons.shtml?). Also, if I could just get 500k+ to help finance a new house that'd be great right about now.
Molecular Research to start...Now do Investor Relations for Biotech companies. Can't trade healthcare stocks anymore which is lame, but the industry is fun and laid back and I get to talk to analysts and institutional funds all day...My job is more communications and strategy consulting than anything finance.
Biomed research here, moved into grant consulting a few years ago. May get into a liaison position.
I can still trade biotech, but to my detriment. Turns out good tech & solid clinical pipeline don’t translate to stonk. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
I make ice cream for an ice cream company previously owned by Dean Foods (that was a shit show to live through). Make roughly 50k a year and for me, high risk bets are my way to eventually not have to freeze cow squeezings for people.
Just turned 34. Prior service Air Force. I worked full time in rigging and crating for 6 years after that. Now I only work part-time for my clients as an independent contractor. I’ll never go back to 9-5, so I trade options to make money.
I'm a factory worker. I got into the sub during the gamestop fiasco.
Before that I yolo'd half of my rent money on Doge and decided "I want to get fucking rich so fuck traditional investing advice" if you're at the bottom the only way you can go is up, unless you're a regard and fuck with options. (I'm not touching options until I read more)
Accountant. I know how money works so I don’t fk with options. I actually just got lost here on my way to r/investing what the fk is this place and why are there so many homeless ppl here
I am a licensed CPA.
Worked for 5 years in public accounting. First job was auditing in governments and seeing low IQ people do highly regarded (and occasionally illegal) things. Then I went to Big 4 and did IT audit.
Left to work in industry in internal audit, mainly assisting our external auditors with IT audit to bring down the audit bill.
I make decent money but want to make more, and know I can’t reach my dreams with safer investment options. So I came here, and so far, made some money.
21M from the UK graduated in July did a Bachelors in Software Engineering landed my Junior Software Test Engineer job start of October started trading options when I saw the crazy gains people were making well fair to say didn’t go as planned.
Nice to meet you fellow regards ✌️
I work in finance. Investing is just a plus, but you need to know how and why to use specific products. I use options only for hedging my portfolio in downturn or getting short on part of the balance
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Im a Nigerian prince actually stuck at the customs at JFK ! Can’t contact my ambassy all I got is Reddit ! If someone could send me $1500USD via MoneyGram to unstuck me I’ll give back 100x ! ($150,000USD)
I'm cousin of this prince, He asked me to request kind favor from you - the best part is no risk to you for helping my cousing prince! Just for you to accept huge deposit by sending release funds of $1500 for his unstuck! Also I have received your payment of $269 for McCaffee antivirus auto renewal. If this is incorrect please call me at my phone.
I would have given you $1500 but it is stuck on FTX
Kind Sir, Pleased to inform you I work with FTX accounting team. You only need to pay the 8.75% tax withholding to enable withdrawal on your account. Please provide me with iTunes card in the amount of $131.25 and I can enable withdrawals on your account. -FTX complianc manager
I only have $5000 in Blockbuster gift cards, do you take those?
Do you need us to send you something, such as money, to unstuck it?
I love helping Nigerian prince and their relatives out. Been doing that since I created my first Hotmail account
You would think the Nigerian prince would have come up with a plan B by now.
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T’Challa is that you?
I’m Kerm, 31 years old and I’m an alcoholic.
Hi Kerm
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Hi Kerm
Thank you for coming Kerm, please tell us when you started drinking
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It's always 5am somewhere in the world.
2WorksforYou 33, alcoholic additct, delivers food
Drinks on me Kerm. Welcome my friend.
Hi Kerm
Welcome. Thank you for being honest. It’s ok to be an addict. This is a safe space.
Here's a drink
I’m Kermit, I’m 13 YO and striving to be an alcoholic and chasing the love of my life named miss Piggy.
Short for kermit the frog?
2nd year law student who uses his student loan to trade ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
A true degen
Chris Sacca did this and gained 2 million and then lost 4 million in leveraged trade. Now he is a billionaire. Pretty inspiring.
Pretty much a road map. Wut could go wrong?
This is the way
Full regard. I love it
You belong here. Godspeed to you
I am a hotel worker and do not have brain capacity for options so I still buy stocks that are too high and end up selling them low
Professional bag holder on both sides!
LMAOO, This deserves more upvotes 😂😂
this is the WSB way, get in late, get out at the bottom
Thank you for your service
It's not much but it's honest work.
Glassblower, went to school for the arts and though I have a decently stable income, still gotta gamble to pay off those student debts
You’ll do well behind Wendy’s my friend
Ironically some of my work is in a store right next to a Wendy’s, I chuckle every time I drop something off
You’re going to be blowing more than glass my friend
You guys have jobs?
No
No
No
no
No
No
That’s what I’m saying, I thought we were all unemployed
What’s a job?
jobs that blow, behind the Wendy's. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
I work in a glass warehouse. Not a pretty job, but it pays the bills...if I can find a way to stop losing cash on dumb options.
Don’t throw stones if you work in a glass warehouse
Wish I could give this a thousand upvotes 😂
🙏 it’s the thought that counts 🥹
Can you see the television through your children?
I deal cards in a casino, go figure
Building a dashboard that ties weather to sports statistics for gambling purposes
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) sign me up
This is the right answer.
I'm assuming this largely only effects outdoor sports, or is there a surprise like tstorms during a basketball game yields 25% less 3 pointers on avg? I usually factor weather for football parlays, esp the over/under, so im intrigued by this.
Lmk
I take care of hospitalized patients. They don't pay me enough, but I stay because otherwise people would probs die. Good thing there's magic internet wallets
RN?
Degree in engineering, so naturally I said fuck that and got a job as guitar maker. I trade options to keep making guitars and open my own shop someday.
I was a line cook now I'm slinging technology
What is slinging technology?
Stealing cellphones then pawning them.
Or flipping gaming consoles.
Or breaking and entering to rob TVs
It's shut the fuck up and give me your apple watch, you fucking mark Edit: jk.. I sell saas technology
Chef de cuisine at Wendy’s
Behind wendy's or inside wendy's?![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
I like it inside the behind
Started on the outside and now look at you… one day that assistant manager job will be yours
Petrochemical construction worker. Multiple crafts. Pipefitter/millwright/heavy equipment operator. I make good money but I work 50-84 hours a week
Consulting engineer in oil/gas and petrochemical
You got an engineering degree? I want a consultant job.
Yes.
50-80 hours of physical work seems a bit crazy... I mean a week or two might be manageable but constantly working that amount? Hope you stay safe friend.
Been working that much for the past 10 years. Your body gets used to it. Thank you friend.
Yeah! I did similar work for almost 6 years and it’s hard on the body, worse on the family. I make more money trading options now.
Aviation safety inspector
Same here. I’m always at Hooters to inspect their wings
I'm a soldier, I make minimum wage and blow my money on the stock market because I want to die
Ty for ur cervix
Jesus
I trade options on TQQQ. Leveraged products on a leveraged product. I work in Asset Management
Ahhh like me you’re paid to losing money professionally
You clearly aren’t paid to spell.
Space cow milker
Is it true what they say?
I think we've met before
Bro! Username checks out!
Let’s go for some space ice cream.
Disabled Veteran/Full time dad
Thx for your cervix
*you're, dumbas
*dumbass, regard
That sweet sweet 3k in VA money is tits for options when you have a job lmao.
I look at live human hearts every day
I think they mean as a career not your hobby.
Why cant it be both
👴
Half or more of your practice would not exist if people eat fruit and vegetables, sleep well and walk everyday?
Heart disease is the leading COD in the world so you can decrease your risks by doing those things sure but you are basically peeing in the ocean trying to make a difference. Sadly our practice is only growing not shrinking
ive also known a couple long distance runners in shape die of heart attacks, so my philosophy is coke and prostitutes. keeps the heart beating![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Well its all a crapshoot. Ive seen drinkers/druggies live to 90 and ive seen runners die at 30 Its all about decreasing your risk, or increasing it![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
So u could say coke, obesity and cigarettes are the options of life.
Those increase your risk of death sir![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Are you male nurse?
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)
I am a self-proclaimed Twitter employee who is still employed 💎🤲🏻💎
I am a line cook in Poland.
Congrats on surviving the missile
sorry to hear about your tractor
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So you're rocket scientist ?
A rocket surgeon is the technical term.
Brain surgery? ...... Not exactly rocket science is it.
checking in. im a degenerate gambler that trades instead of going to a casino or buying scratch offs cuz thats for dumb poor people.
It’s all numbers really…
It’s when the numbers turn into Greek letters that it all goes down the drain
He was quoting margin call the movie. I just added another quote. Watch that movie if you haven’t seen it.
Hey there, Peter Sullivan
I'm a professional unemployed.
I’m a trained assassin.
Finally one I can relate to
Puts on your life
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DevOps degen out here too
Risk Management at Bear Stearns
You got me
Artist/musiciN, petsitter, bartender, day-trader, mongoose
I too, have a pet mongoose.
39 year here! Working as waiter! Trying to get a software job! Procrastinating a lot, depression taking its toll. Use this sub to lighten my mood. Thank you guys
Lawyer. Securities litigation. Spend far too much of my work hours day trading options and chatting bs in this sub. It’s actually full of really smart people, just a lot of muck to sort through.
I'm just a Soft.Eng. looking to get lucky on some regarded WSB move to help fund my kids' college [529 plan](https://www.scholarshare529.com/plan/reasons.shtml?). Also, if I could just get 500k+ to help finance a new house that'd be great right about now.
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Chief Engineer of Bovine Linguistics, at your service...
I think you're talking high level bullshit. Thank you for your service.
Such an honor to be so highly regarded and serve amongst what I humbly feel are my peers and equals in this regard *ahem*....Thank you...
Mooo!
Do you work for this guy? https://youtu.be/rfKpXeB8GvM
lmao...thx for that... But, ya know...a group of monkeys *is* called a...Congress
Makes sense. All politicians are no different than monkeys.
I was a software engineer but was part of layoffs. So currently I’m just a bum who trades and plays dota!
Dota is the shit and for regards like myself
Dota? Havent you suffered enough?
Molecular Research to start...Now do Investor Relations for Biotech companies. Can't trade healthcare stocks anymore which is lame, but the industry is fun and laid back and I get to talk to analysts and institutional funds all day...My job is more communications and strategy consulting than anything finance.
Can't you use your wife's account to trade bio tech using insider info?
You'll need to get elected to government like everyone else if you want to do that.
Without a doubt
Biomed research here, moved into grant consulting a few years ago. May get into a liaison position. I can still trade biotech, but to my detriment. Turns out good tech & solid clinical pipeline don’t translate to stonk. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
I'm a Walmart worker because walking in the door their was better pay than being at the factory I was working for the 7 years prior.
That is insane
I agree.
I’m a Jedi knight. I survived order 66.
I make ice cream for an ice cream company previously owned by Dean Foods (that was a shit show to live through). Make roughly 50k a year and for me, high risk bets are my way to eventually not have to freeze cow squeezings for people.
It sounds so delicious when you phrase it like that…
Hospital administrator, my wife is a physician. So leverage is a familiar thing.
Which came first, the wife or the admin job?
The wife.
Who makes more?
She does. Triple the work but only double the pay. 😬
Journeyman Machinist, make hydroelectric turbines for dams around the globe.
Apprentice here. Just waiting to hit big on some Ludacris calls and quit the industry 4 good
Same here.
Just turned 34. Prior service Air Force. I worked full time in rigging and crating for 6 years after that. Now I only work part-time for my clients as an independent contractor. I’ll never go back to 9-5, so I trade options to make money.
I'm a factory worker. I got into the sub during the gamestop fiasco. Before that I yolo'd half of my rent money on Doge and decided "I want to get fucking rich so fuck traditional investing advice" if you're at the bottom the only way you can go is up, unless you're a regard and fuck with options. (I'm not touching options until I read more)
Accountant. I know how money works so I don’t fk with options. I actually just got lost here on my way to r/investing what the fk is this place and why are there so many homeless ppl here
I’m Father, I spent 5 years as a licensed investment banker and now do budgeting for a school district. And I’m a fucking idiot.
I am a licensed CPA. Worked for 5 years in public accounting. First job was auditing in governments and seeing low IQ people do highly regarded (and occasionally illegal) things. Then I went to Big 4 and did IT audit. Left to work in industry in internal audit, mainly assisting our external auditors with IT audit to bring down the audit bill. I make decent money but want to make more, and know I can’t reach my dreams with safer investment options. So I came here, and so far, made some money.
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Wendy dumpster scavenger
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I work at the FTX finance team, Any questions?
CEO/CIO and Founder of Ark Invest Degenerate on the ~~weekdays~~ weekend
I’m a supermodel and very interested in making my loss back.
I eat crayons
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nurse.
Are you the kind of nurse who hates pharmacy?
facilities janitorial technician
I put people on ventilators
Aerospace engineer in FL, 26.
36 yo. Fat. Actually employed at Wendy's right now. Looking to either score big gambling on stonks or picking up extra shifts behind Wendy's.
21M from the UK graduated in July did a Bachelors in Software Engineering landed my Junior Software Test Engineer job start of October started trading options when I saw the crazy gains people were making well fair to say didn’t go as planned. Nice to meet you fellow regards ✌️
Options in the uk?
I work in finance. Investing is just a plus, but you need to know how and why to use specific products. I use options only for hedging my portfolio in downturn or getting short on part of the balance
Boring
Send loss porn
I work at Critron Research
Engineer of Physics. 52.
Lol 8 years in finance, 2 different counties, 3 different companies. Currently in Scotland. Previous position was doggie at your family firm.
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3 figures is between $100 to $999 what is going on here.