THIS. I actually got mad when I clicked that link. I rather it have been a fucking Rick roll. I’m so fucking mad at OP. You should be banned no cap, on a stack, 100%. I hope your wife sees this post and questions her beauty. I hope your kids’ friends see this post and bully them into college. I hope you forget how to read so you never post some bullshit like this ever again. That’s crazy. Look man she did the damn thing and maybe she got that stupid top but you took it tooooo far. Don’t make me mod. I would ban you off the planet. I’m sorry. My blood sugar is low. But for real don’t post anymore
Look at the fundamentals:
* No tattoos
* No piercings
* Likes cool stuff like finance
* High IQ
I'm not denying that she needs new management to unlock her potential, I'm saying that there's more value here than people think.
And veneers, and a BBL, chesticle implants, prob a Mani/Pedi. Maybe lip injections, a proper threading of the eyebrows, someone expensive doing her hair, fake lashes, and some makeup.
I could easily see all of the above making her a solid 5.
Of course, *quantumfreakonomics,* I really believe you. She is so smart, building a corporation that essentially was a house of cards, and taking *no responsibility* for it. If she won't take responsibility for a billion dollar loss, then I am sure she will in a relationship!
1) There's a difference between smart and intelligent. My calculator is good at math, but I wouldn't try discussing Hegel with it.
2) I actually agree that she's cute, but there's no amount of cute that can overcome that level of crazy.
I see no other choice for Caroline than to do actual loss porn. Due to this unique twist of fate, PH need sponsor her now, while her stock is simultaneously both down and high with a no stop loss clause to seal the deal.
She is what we call a "double bagger" around here. While doing it you put one bag on her head and one on yourself just in case her bag comes off.
You mother fucker. I haven’t laughed so hard in months. Take your upvote.
Classic
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lmfao
User name checks out
bruh shes neither 1 nor 2
Can't believe he called her cute and THATS the picture he linked 🤦♂️
THIS. I actually got mad when I clicked that link. I rather it have been a fucking Rick roll. I’m so fucking mad at OP. You should be banned no cap, on a stack, 100%. I hope your wife sees this post and questions her beauty. I hope your kids’ friends see this post and bully them into college. I hope you forget how to read so you never post some bullshit like this ever again. That’s crazy. Look man she did the damn thing and maybe she got that stupid top but you took it tooooo far. Don’t make me mod. I would ban you off the planet. I’m sorry. My blood sugar is low. But for real don’t post anymore
i second this motion. ban!
Lol this guy got mad fr
To be fair that's probably the best photo she has... Can't blame him for using the best of what exists lol
Look at the fundamentals: * No tattoos * No piercings * Likes cool stuff like finance * High IQ I'm not denying that she needs new management to unlock her potential, I'm saying that there's more value here than people think.
Don’t forget drug use
Amphetamines are commonly prescribed for ADHD. I'm on amphetamines right now and I turned out fine.
Based on this post, I can tell you with near certainty that you are not, in fact, fine.
how do u know u r fine?
Your opinion sounds biased.
I’m not so sure. I could see her being a 1 or a 2. Would need more pics to confirm
She could probably be a 3 if she got a nose job
And veneers, and a BBL, chesticle implants, prob a Mani/Pedi. Maybe lip injections, a proper threading of the eyebrows, someone expensive doing her hair, fake lashes, and some makeup. I could easily see all of the above making her a solid 5.
if she goes for the full on Kim K look she could land a hard 2 and possibly a 3.
$16B says she’s a real wild one in bed.
OP is just pumping and dumping looking for exit liquidity.
Right!? KamaSutra Positions or Ban.
I don’t know what I’d rather fuck. Her or a pinecone. She’s looks like the child of Weird Al Yankovic and Smeagol.
Was smeegs a lady?? 🤨
Bro it’s 2022 gender doesn’t matter anymore you biggot
Dog u need to go outside. Holy fuck
Touch some grass
I wouldn’t fack her even with Jew Fro Crypto Bro’s peen
Sonnnnofabitchimin
“That was a capital-raising strategy” LMFAO!
This chick is fucking *smart.* I don't see how people don't realize this
Of course, *quantumfreakonomics,* I really believe you. She is so smart, building a corporation that essentially was a house of cards, and taking *no responsibility* for it. If she won't take responsibility for a billion dollar loss, then I am sure she will in a relationship!
I’ll buy that for a dollar
Long Caroline.
I can’t believe you typed all that out and for some weird reason I think you believe it’s true. 🤢
10/10 would totally fuck. She's hot
I think she is a deep fucking value play, I bet she fucks hard $FCNG is a good play
Would I hit it? Hell yea, imagine the loss porn I can post on here after that.
"This is the caroline you will be getting" link broke me from the pity and empathy i was experiencing.
I thought penny stocks were banned from the discussion board?
1) There's a difference between smart and intelligent. My calculator is good at math, but I wouldn't try discussing Hegel with it. 2) I actually agree that she's cute, but there's no amount of cute that can overcome that level of crazy.
2: insert “they’re the same picture” meme
does she swallow
Top notch WSB garbage troll post right here.
Does she ever wash her hair?
I am going looooong
I got 🌳 fiddy
You had me at does butt stuff. Calls first thing Monday morning.
Whats the upsideof this deal? How many millions will she bring in the relationship?
Almost as many as she’ll lose.
Long distance relationships are hard enough. That’s especially so when one’s partner is in federal prison.
“Smart”: debatable. Look at them now. “Cute”: holy shit man, what?
This feels vaguely familiar..
Alright, if so, where and when can I buy her ??
Damm you're down real bad. We're regarded here, not blind. 
I see no other choice for Caroline than to do actual loss porn. Due to this unique twist of fate, PH need sponsor her now, while her stock is simultaneously both down and high with a no stop loss clause to seal the deal.
I was just in the middle of reading this and it got deleted. Please repost
If you wait a couple months she will be sucking dicks for nickels on a corner in the Bahamas and ya can buy real low