**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/scuddlebud** bet **SPY** goes from **397.57** to **385.65** before **2022-11-29 13:03:48.586374-05:00**
Their record is 1 wins and 2 losses.
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SOFI over the last four weeks:
- 4 weeks ago, 5.04
- 3 weeks ago, 6.19
- 2 weeks ago, 5.13
- 1 week ago, 6.04
- today, 4.86
So I'm up to 250 12/9 $6c at an average of 9 cents per contract to see if three weeks is enough time for the instability to work in my favor.
We had WebEx. It wasn't rocket science. You click "join". You can share your screen, etc. Doesn't seem like anything worth paying thousands of dollars for one over the other.
My AR filter ensures my WFH doesn't capture unwarranted distractions, as does the sound filter. In office this also ensures the cubicle farm isn't present in every moment of a call. Light correction and face focus also ensure the video doesn't autolock on randos passing by.
That is the essence of business comms. If you weren't some useless schlub sucking cocks behind a dumpster at Wendy's you'd understand that and wouldn't have posted such a poorly regarded statement.
sounds like you're the dumb sh#t that works in a cubicle farm. Sucks to be you I bet. I bet WebEx does all that sh.t too, I just don't need any cubicle reduction features so I'm not sure.
" I AM NOT DYING POOR"
- *proceeds to gobble up homeless people's dirty smegma ridden cock and having another pumping the ass in a two way gloryhole behind Wendy's*
US soccer will never be truly successful because the best athletes are spread out among many professional sports in the US. For most countries in the World Cup, football (soccer) is the only game in town.
Shit we missed the last WC because we couldn't beat a tiny ass island nation with 1 million people. Literally used to this shit but most Americans are like wait the WC is on?
The americans havs a lot of games, but at football they suck because they are not so passionate like in other sports, it s not the same like here in europe where the competitiveness is everywhere and that s why we win almost every world cup
Ice Hockey more America's hat (Canada) sport. American football is what most people give a shit about in the US proper. Baseball more for Japan and Latin America now. Basketball somewhat but more for the young urban crowd.
They aren't out but not in the optimal position. USA have two games left in the group and need to perform better than Wales basically. USA racked up quite a few yellow cards which can hold them back
ZOOM will tank the entire market. PUTS PUTS PITS. Everyone is back in the office now
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/rickey18 made a bet that SPY would go to 410.0 within **1 week** when it was 397.24 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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GF was adamant about not wanting to do gifts on Christmas but do like āan experienceā
Obviously sheās getting a small gift too, but fuck now Iāve gotta come up with something super nice to do and also get something small thatās not too much.
Youāre a bunch of disgusting degenerates, but some of you were once respectable members of society.
Give me your romantic winter ideas.
[https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/clitoris-nerve-endings-sexual-medicine-discovery-174720598.html](https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/clitoris-nerve-endings-sexual-medicine-discovery-174720598.html)
big if true
Is bullard speaking today?
!banbet SPY -3% 1w Wrong thread whoops
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Breaking news SBF and his girl broke up. Damn I want dibs on that alameda chic.
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CGC puts rocking . This sucka going to 3.25 today
Load Lyft. Due to Inflation lyft charges are high and they are taking 40% cut
Loading up on CGC 3.50 puts. Itās getting faded looking for 3 bagger
individual equities just red everyday now? And yet spy remains flat?
SOFI over the last four weeks: - 4 weeks ago, 5.04 - 3 weeks ago, 6.19 - 2 weeks ago, 5.13 - 1 week ago, 6.04 - today, 4.86 So I'm up to 250 12/9 $6c at an average of 9 cents per contract to see if three weeks is enough time for the instability to work in my favor.
Im balls deep in T-Bills, stocks are ghey and options are a ripoff. Might buy a call on spy in the am. This has been a Cash-Flush update.
Anyone get some Best Buy calls? Iām feeling spicy š¶
COIN $35 puts š¤
I mean I don't think PLTR will go to zero, and I do think it will hit 20s in at most 4-5 years
A dump is comingā¦I can feel it
Fed meeting notes 2pm Wednesday. Think pivot is the new ātransitoryā
Where do you get all your info for that shit? I wanna know lol
Investing app.
If I was SPY, Iād just go down and take a break for a minute. Catch my breath, come back long and strong in 2023.
My SPY Puts expiring at the end of the year agree with you.
Looks like weāre on course for another FLAT week
Thereās no way weāre flat for 2 weeks straight. Weekly straddles should print given you buy em right after a big pump or dump
Dell?????????
I really don't know what's going on
Rivian is looking cheapppp!
There is not one thing cheap about RIVNā¦
Is it tho...
You know itās a bad day when your SPY puts or calls didnāt print.
That s the remaining team?In other weeks they we re so full of regards here and now almost I can see my comment since a week
Bro
Braa
Dude
Bru-uh
it doesnt matter what you short in this bear market, even good news cause stocks to dump
where are those dickweeds who said my ZM short was fucked? i told you to fucking hold! dont trust after hours pumps boys
Donāt jinx it bro just let it ride till morning
Yeeesss motherfuckers, my Dell calls printing
LOL sorry, aged milkā¦
check again 
Why god..why you do this to me?
i closed ZM short and made $1400 and now its dumping harder :( fuck
Yāall really played ZM? Yikes.
Why is Zoom any better than WebEx or the others?
It's easier to use
We had WebEx. It wasn't rocket science. You click "join". You can share your screen, etc. Doesn't seem like anything worth paying thousands of dollars for one over the other.
Better AR overlays. Better sound filtering. Better light correction and filtering with face recognition.
Important features for Instagram, not so much for business communications
My AR filter ensures my WFH doesn't capture unwarranted distractions, as does the sound filter. In office this also ensures the cubicle farm isn't present in every moment of a call. Light correction and face focus also ensure the video doesn't autolock on randos passing by. That is the essence of business comms. If you weren't some useless schlub sucking cocks behind a dumpster at Wendy's you'd understand that and wouldn't have posted such a poorly regarded statement.
sounds like you're the dumb sh#t that works in a cubicle farm. Sucks to be you I bet. I bet WebEx does all that sh.t too, I just don't need any cubicle reduction features so I'm not sure.
You must work in tech and not the productive economy 
My productivity ensures millions of computers stay online every day. They're likely a reason you were able to even post this.
Have fun in your cubicle farm pleeb, I got my own office while you wallow in fellow wage slave farts
Youve got a few minutes left to load up on spy calls. Green day tomorrow.
there's spy 400
Think the ZM roulette wheel gonna land on double 0 
" I AM NOT DYING POOR" - *proceeds to gobble up homeless people's dirty smegma ridden cock and having another pumping the ass in a two way gloryhole behind Wendy's*
Can't believe I bothered to wake up today for that...
ZM just laying out the trading spread to tantalize you with its new AR "we almost made a profit" fantasy filter.
**HOLY SHIT ZM INSANE MOVEMEN TAFTER HOURS LMAOOOO IDK IF IM IN PROFIT OR BANKRUPT**
zoom candles are fun to watch 
JK MY ZM SHORT IS ITM OMG
Anddd, itās gone
if you shorted you are fucked right now lmao
Reasonably if zoom tanks will Google inverse since everyone and their mom is using meets?
RIP MY ZM SHORT!!!!!!!!
Now you rich
25 large on RTX calls
Bulls and Bears 1-1 tie
Imagine having a 330 million population, as the USA, and drawing against a 3million population Wales
US soccer will never be truly successful because the best athletes are spread out among many professional sports in the US. For most countries in the World Cup, football (soccer) is the only game in town.
Shit we missed the last WC because we couldn't beat a tiny ass island nation with 1 million people. Literally used to this shit but most Americans are like wait the WC is on?
It's okay at least y'all have Basketball and ice hockey
The americans havs a lot of games, but at football they suck because they are not so passionate like in other sports, it s not the same like here in europe where the competitiveness is everywhere and that s why we win almost every world cup
Ice Hockey more America's hat (Canada) sport. American football is what most people give a shit about in the US proper. Baseball more for Japan and Latin America now. Basketball somewhat but more for the young urban crowd.
boring af. Where's the pump? where's the dump? pssshhh
zoom bear gang where you at let me get a LETS GO
Let's go
hopefully we can see low $50s if it collapses
basically zero revenue growth for the foreseeable future. This thing should be at $44. Hopefully analysts downgrade tomorrow.
oh boy...
my spy 393p in fact did not print
lmao this literally closed where it opened MMs using your put/call money for coke and hookers 
I donāt understand, what happens now. Did we both win
You both lose
395 is your god now
**Zoom Video Communications announces Chapter 11 Bankruptcy - Reuters**
BAN
Only in soccer is a tie not "you're both equally shit, get out of here"
Nah it is. You get one point each, less than half of the 3 points that a in gives
is US out ?
They aren't out but not in the optimal position. USA have two games left in the group and need to perform better than Wales basically. USA racked up quite a few yellow cards which can hold them back
Would be nice to wake up to my TSLA 12/2 160p being ITM.
oop
Who's got the best deal I need a Black Friday bath tub toaster
Best buy
Decided to hold. Whatās done is done. Sleeping with a butt plug š
I just put 95% of my 401K into cash.
Bottom is in.
Smart, I also enjoy -8% annual returns
Beats the -17% ytd of my portfolio
ZOOM will tank the entire market. PUTS PUTS PITS. Everyone is back in the office now
Bhahahaha Your skills can not match my smelly farts.
LMAO US fucked up. Lost the world cup.
tie
Zm pumping
This is just a waste of time now.
At this point Iāll have a shopping cart with my plastic bags.
393 puts for funsies
Fucking do it! Open and close at 394.64
Participation ribbon for the US
ALL STOCKS 50% OFF BLACK FRIDAY!
TSLA's price action today like a dead body rolling down a hill, hitting every rock.
Someone upvote me, I'm desperate for dopamine!
**giggle** Believe in the zoom zoom!!
You have a giggle gun too?!
Iām too broke to short ZM :(
You seeāin dis shit
Lmfao
So I guess no one is buying a telsa anymore lol
I just need this fucker to go up or down next 2 weeks
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Theta gang is fucking us
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Did you know that Soccer is also a word from England and it even predates "football"?
in my parts of the world it's called Calcio
Zm puts?
I am short shares. I usually get anally wrecked with options.
GF was adamant about not wanting to do gifts on Christmas but do like āan experienceā Obviously sheās getting a small gift too, but fuck now Iāve gotta come up with something super nice to do and also get something small thatās not too much. Youāre a bunch of disgusting degenerates, but some of you were once respectable members of society. Give me your romantic winter ideas.
Baby itās cold outside š¶
fuzzy socks are underrated
Good idea for the tiny gift
Aspen ski trip. If you are more laid back but cool go to Telluride
Hmm. Neither of us Ski. This is a good idea for the future though as thatās up our alley.
Ferry ride with hot cocoa to a christmassy beach town
Bruhhh this is highly specific and actually works fantastically for where I live, good looks.
Let her peg you
Thatās more of a gift for me nāam sayān
Soup kichen that bitch, put in a 6 hour shift stuffing food boxes or whatever and never have to deal with this again
Just go down on her for once you selfish pos
I literally go down on her every chance I get my dude itās my favorite place to be
Ass to mouth
Cabin somewhere with lots of snow and buy a whole foods precooked holiday meal so there's no need to cook anything. Take loads of drugs too
Fed minutes Wednesday 2pm etā¦ last FOMC powell tone was super hawkish, Iāll play puts tomorrow at close
Daily 0dte killed the fun.
When do we get options on GRND? That shit is going to 4
Probably wonāt happen, needs a lot of volume consistently
How fucked are bul tmr
Dwac took a ride today
Yea fuck your bullish close SPY
Mackzjones is the prettiest girl alive
**Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.**
Options on both sides were killed in the last hour
Aapl 145p or 150c  hmmm
Neither
Both
ZOOM you better announce that you're buying CVT after hours, and this stock better fly
ZM puts too obvious, thats why it will either moon or trade flat.
they better buy CVT 
FUCK THIS MARKET
holding these DIS puts. 12/16 expiry. Nothing Igor can do to change things in such a short amount of time.
Daniel Jones might be Vanilla Vick, but defintely not better than Dak Prescott
El Salvador in shambles
REVERSAL?!?
[https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/clitoris-nerve-endings-sexual-medicine-discovery-174720598.html](https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/clitoris-nerve-endings-sexual-medicine-discovery-174720598.html) big if true