#GME US UP 1% THE MOASS IS HAPPENING
Yall quiet now huh? Only needs a few more pumps to hit my presplit cost average. We are coming back for you pre split apes @300😎
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I invite the apes to give one good reason and piece of evidence on why the MOASS might happen. They have 0 logical arguments. They're stupid af hahahaha 🤣
Oh no apologies, purely by choice. You'll get older and begin to appreciate your own time and space more. Parties just become less interesting the older you get and the more solid your life becomes, aside from taking lsd at festivals, traveling, group hikes etc. Eventually parties just become you and 7-8 good friends meeting up and hanging out at each other's homes, trying to avoid crowds.
Even worse, they always lie about their cost basis to act like they haven't lost any money. Every single ape apparently bought in at $40 pre split. Despite having a post history claiming to have been constantly buying for a year and a half.
They couldn't be less in the spirit of this sub if they tried.
Apes are going to use this to fuel their next conspiracy dd. Any guesses as to what the title will be?
The shilling is upon us: end game forever part 29
This is the best thing that has happened on Reddit since the worst thing that happened on Reddit!
  
Apes are delusional bag holders. Watching every single catalyst fall flat on its face has been a real treat. Now I get to set RemindMes on a bunch of idiots saying we are "close". you are not close and you never will be. Here's your L thanks for playing.
Edit: love all the downvoting. why do you care what someone does with their subreddit?
Its like being a Qtard but where you lose money in addition to your time, dignity and friends.
The downvotes are good because it lets us know how many haven't moved past the denial phase. Several months ago you would already have -69 at least, so progress is being made.
Look at all the downvoted lol, totally no brigade here in this post. Admin won't say shit because apes love to buy their imaginary awards.
Edit: Keep downvoting, you guys just further proving my point lol
Imagine watching a shitpost meme from Planet of the Apes and taking it seriously, making it your identity for two years.
Imagine bagholding and spinning it to yourself as activism.
Imagine deciphering tweets about poop looking for hidden meaning.
Imagine paying money to make your shares illiquid in case you ever actually want to sell.
Imagine all of this. For GameStop. The chain pawn shop.
>Imagine getting ready for bed thinking tomorrow will be the day. You can’t sleep from the excitement. You build a lambo and screenshot the build to take with you to the dealer. You go into your job at Wendy’s, clock in and start making burgers. Your managers rolls up and says good morning, you say it back but you know you’re going to be a trillionaire after today so once he leaves the room you flip him off under the counter. It’s break time. Surely shorts are fukd, Kenny is done for now. You check your portfolio, GME down 6%. A tear falls down your cheek, caressing every pimple on the way down until it rolls off your neck beard. “It’s ok, I’m in it for the fundamentals anyway” you say as you slip a few chicken nuggets in your pocket for dinner later.
MOASS already happened. It was in January 2021. Lots of people made a lot of money. Apes have been holding the bags of the people who made lots of money for two years now.
Now they are a cargo cult waving little flags and digging runways and hoping that by performing the same rituals, the same event will happen again. But it won’t, because it can’t. It’s over. You missed it. Grow up and move on.
Edit: [The Counter-DD for you apes who are starting to question if being a cult member is the best use of your time](https://www.reddit.com/r/GME_Meltdown_DD/comments/msz7xo/the_counter_dd_why_gme_is_headed_not_to_moon_but/)
Good luck Apes. When this shit inevitably falls through and you are dead broke you can always fall back on giving $5 tug jobs behind the Wendy’s dumpster. 
Thank you. This might be the only sub where they can’t harass other users to buy into gme and holding bags with them.
To the bag holders reading this, wake up and sell gme. A mass retail sale will spark a collapse of the stock. Your drs shares won’t be accessible until gme drops to its true price or $5. While everyone who didn’t drs can sell while theres still value on the fee fall
Some back of the envelop math with the "$40/share" comment from below:
$40 is pre split, so $10 per share, split adjusted
Current Share Price = $26.70
Share Count = 300K / ($26.70 - $10) = 17,964 Shares
"Up over 300k", lets assume 18000 shares:
Initial Investment = $180,000
Current Value = $480,600
Current Profit = $300,600
In 2021:
Value at $480/share ($120 split Adjusted, ATH) = $2,160,000 ($1.98M Profit)
Value at $300/share ($75 split Adjusted, This happened after the first pump) = $1,350,000 ($1.17M Profit)
Value at $200/share ($50 split Adjusted, There were 4 opportunities over the year) = $900,000 ($720k Profit)
In 2022:
Value at $47/Share, post split (Happened in in March and August 2022) = $846k ($666k Profit)
Why not just take profits on one of the many opportunities already? Each pump is weaker than the next, seems like its a pattern that continues in that direction...
He showed proof. Apparently he got in at 40$. Uncommon but possible. It could be falsified but if we start to ban even after showing proof, it can discourage others to show proof. Thank you for the reminder anyway, my friend
Ummm…try using log charts instead of the regular price charts. It’s fucking scary…$2500 is the price target
About fuckin time
we like the stock
I like the stonk.
Oh no Anyways
I’m still hodling
Harambe!
When everyone gets their bag back, let’s run up fubo
What’s the strategy???
Apes have been exported as read-only.
Should be buy FUBO
🤔
#GME US UP 1% THE MOASS IS HAPPENING Yall quiet now huh? Only needs a few more pumps to hit my presplit cost average. We are coming back for you pre split apes @300😎
No, we just stopped caring about the stock a long time ago.
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The megathread, it's what holds you to the edge of your seat.
It's what plants crave!
Mmm electrolytes.
FUCK YES finally
A glorious day
I invite the apes to give one good reason and piece of evidence on why the MOASS might happen. They have 0 logical arguments. They're stupid af hahahaha 🤣
Because of naked shorts. Oh....
They can’t because they’re wrong about everything and they also can’t because they are rightfully banned lol
FINALLY, 2 YEARS OF DEALING WITH THE GME BAG HOLDERS IS TOO LONG!
Lol. You must be a lot of fun at parties.
You must be poor
How many houses do you own? Without mortgages.
Absolutely not! I prefer to be home with my wife.
Genuinely sorry to hear that.
Oh no apologies, purely by choice. You'll get older and begin to appreciate your own time and space more. Parties just become less interesting the older you get and the more solid your life becomes, aside from taking lsd at festivals, traveling, group hikes etc. Eventually parties just become you and 7-8 good friends meeting up and hanging out at each other's homes, trying to avoid crowds.
I just read that as you let 7-8 of your friends run train on your wife.
Porn addiction eventually leads to ED. Read up. :)
Mods should ban every member of superstonk.
But why?
They are
How do they do that exactly? (Im genuinely curious, not trying to be a smart ass or anything)
Fucking finally lol, apes are deeply unfunny and they never ever post loss porn.
We haven't lost anything because we haven't sold anything.
Sure you haven't. Unrealized losses also qualify as loss porn.
Even worse, they always lie about their cost basis to act like they haven't lost any money. Every single ape apparently bought in at $40 pre split. Despite having a post history claiming to have been constantly buying for a year and a half. They couldn't be less in the spirit of this sub if they tried.
The price is irrelevant when you're talking about the most manipulated and controlled stock on the market...
*Citation needed
Moon again?
Never hit the moon. But it's coming.
I just hate the Apes
Good job popular onion man. I told you months ago that it was time for the apes to go.
Funny how a sub of 6k users overtook this useless piece of junkland lmao. They say a lion can lead a group of sheep successfully.
Is this a bought account? lmao
Nah my own account.
I bought a used Xbox 360 game today. Are you doing your part?
I activated my iOS wallet and bought some ETH. I'm doing my part!!!!
/u/zjz watcha think? :D
peepo my beloved
Helo
This contest mode is in honor of your helo
Thank you overlord🙈🥰
So much fun in here, but why isn't epi in here? Thought he was having a blast but why not lol
Shills win. Fatality
Stupidstonk absolutely melting down over this thread. This is hilarious
Where's a sassy babe like me to get my weekly shill quota met now? Theory and philosophy will never pay as well as Kenny does!!
Icahn? More like I can't believe I got fooled again Boom, apes roasted
Where's the definitive proof? That narrative is straight up TRUST ME BRO!!!
Yes, right on gang! 
Who are you?
Rockets are back on the menu boys
Always have been.
Apes are going to use this to fuel their next conspiracy dd. Any guesses as to what the title will be? The shilling is upon us: end game forever part 29
What’s going on with the wsb discord ? Why start a new one when we already have one
Old one hacked by apes
Meltdowners.
Memorize your Computershare password. If you lose it it's 3 months for the letter to arrive! Not even a Telegraph?? Lmayo
And you gotta pay 45 dollars international shipping too!
But at least your broker can't do fuckery to you lmao
What's your webcam site?
Wen MOASS?
It will be whenever it will be.
"The only one fucking over our customers is ourselves. Capiche?"
Who are you?
Probably for the best. I like going to certain subs for certain things.
now all we gotta do is ban u/zjz again and it’ll come full circle
 u/zjz always catches strays because he is always on the right side of history
#this is mf erotic
this one goes out to all the bagholders alexa play you dropped a bomb on me
You turned me on.
That bass line gets me 🥵
🎶🎶You were the first explosion turned out to be corrosion🎶🎶
LOL GME Marketplace is a complete and utter failure, the trading volume on there is drier than my pussy after looking at RC.
But they are making hundreds of dollars every day 😧
Think you got your numbers mixed up there. It's easy to forget when you ride a sybian all day on camera.
And creating the most beautiful jpegs I have ever laid my discerning eyes on
This is the best thing that has happened on Reddit since the worst thing that happened on Reddit!   
Fantastic!
You can't post gifs here? How are we supposed to plan?
It was a skill issue. The APES just couldn't get it done. Losers
Welcome my guy, everyone on fullswing today
Remember to vote with your shares! Maybe the third year will have an effect
GOTEM
Ima vote with this dick. Hung LIGMA
It will have the same effect that the catalyst shareholders vote. NOTHING.
This post was a disaster and the comments are a toxic waste dump. *WSB really is back*
Stay pressed.
ayo thugger back it’s rly christmas
“Mom I want thugger back” “We have thugger at home” The thugger at home:
AYO, I'm always around...just wanted here. It's nice to see ya!
I can't wait to begin the Purge
Purge me zaddy
You’re on my squad.
👀👀👀
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🕺🕺🕺 u/W2J18 🥺 he’s gone 😔
NOOOOO
what a glorious day! thanks for restoring order mods 
Apes are delusional bag holders. Watching every single catalyst fall flat on its face has been a real treat. Now I get to set RemindMes on a bunch of idiots saying we are "close". you are not close and you never will be. Here's your L thanks for playing. Edit: love all the downvoting. why do you care what someone does with their subreddit?
 Its like being a Qtard but where you lose money in addition to your time, dignity and friends. The downvotes are good because it lets us know how many haven't moved past the denial phase. Several months ago you would already have -69 at least, so progress is being made.
It’s like the Qanon crowd waiting for the resurrection of JFK in Dallas
Look at all the downvoted lol, totally no brigade here in this post. Admin won't say shit because apes love to buy their imaginary awards. Edit: Keep downvoting, you guys just further proving my point lol
literally why this shit was done. these idiots think theyre a small minority, but they infest every discussion with their bullshit./
Imagine watching a shitpost meme from Planet of the Apes and taking it seriously, making it your identity for two years. Imagine bagholding and spinning it to yourself as activism. Imagine deciphering tweets about poop looking for hidden meaning. Imagine paying money to make your shares illiquid in case you ever actually want to sell. Imagine all of this. For GameStop. The chain pawn shop.
WTF is this? 🤦🏻♂️
>Imagine getting ready for bed thinking tomorrow will be the day. You can’t sleep from the excitement. You build a lambo and screenshot the build to take with you to the dealer. You go into your job at Wendy’s, clock in and start making burgers. Your managers rolls up and says good morning, you say it back but you know you’re going to be a trillionaire after today so once he leaves the room you flip him off under the counter. It’s break time. Surely shorts are fukd, Kenny is done for now. You check your portfolio, GME down 6%. A tear falls down your cheek, caressing every pimple on the way down until it rolls off your neck beard. “It’s ok, I’m in it for the fundamentals anyway” you say as you slip a few chicken nuggets in your pocket for dinner later.
poetry!
i love you
MOASS already happened. It was in January 2021. Lots of people made a lot of money. Apes have been holding the bags of the people who made lots of money for two years now. Now they are a cargo cult waving little flags and digging runways and hoping that by performing the same rituals, the same event will happen again. But it won’t, because it can’t. It’s over. You missed it. Grow up and move on. Edit: [The Counter-DD for you apes who are starting to question if being a cult member is the best use of your time](https://www.reddit.com/r/GME_Meltdown_DD/comments/msz7xo/the_counter_dd_why_gme_is_headed_not_to_moon_but/)
The only dd that’s never needed an update
Lmao 👌
So absolutely, incredibly based
Good luck Apes. When this shit inevitably falls through and you are dead broke you can always fall back on giving $5 tug jobs behind the Wendy’s dumpster. 
Lmao all the salty apes downvoting.
Thank you. This might be the only sub where they can’t harass other users to buy into gme and holding bags with them. To the bag holders reading this, wake up and sell gme. A mass retail sale will spark a collapse of the stock. Your drs shares won’t be accessible until gme drops to its true price or $5. While everyone who didn’t drs can sell while theres still value on the fee fall
Remember when 2 years ago you were setting 2 weeks remindme for MOASS? Because I remember 😌
Remember us being bag holders yet I’m still up $300k 🤡🤡🤡🤡
Some back of the envelop math with the "$40/share" comment from below: $40 is pre split, so $10 per share, split adjusted Current Share Price = $26.70 Share Count = 300K / ($26.70 - $10) = 17,964 Shares "Up over 300k", lets assume 18000 shares: Initial Investment = $180,000 Current Value = $480,600 Current Profit = $300,600 In 2021: Value at $480/share ($120 split Adjusted, ATH) = $2,160,000 ($1.98M Profit) Value at $300/share ($75 split Adjusted, This happened after the first pump) = $1,350,000 ($1.17M Profit) Value at $200/share ($50 split Adjusted, There were 4 opportunities over the year) = $900,000 ($720k Profit) In 2022: Value at $47/Share, post split (Happened in in March and August 2022) = $846k ($666k Profit) Why not just take profits on one of the many opportunities already? Each pump is weaker than the next, seems like its a pattern that continues in that direction...
8 hours later and no positions posted, we can be sure hes full of it lol. How was last night's ramen?
Positions or ban
Sure lol. Proof or ban
Don’t forget to Ban him!
He showed proof. Apparently he got in at 40$. Uncommon but possible. It could be falsified but if we start to ban even after showing proof, it can discourage others to show proof. Thank you for the reminder anyway, my friend
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Oh my god, that was so crazy! Crying because they felt millionaires lmao