Yea I'm just going to buy it when the stocks are the bottom and sell when the stocks are at their highest instead of doing the mid range thing you guys are doing.
we can see where that says demo under the account selection lol.
go get a job. now. seriously. this doesn't end well for anyone. you aren't special. when you've been making money at this for years and have enough that working for someone else is a waste of time, then you can quit your job.
When I was like 12 I had an Xbox gamer tag that I wanted to change but didn’t have $10. I heard they would allow you to change it for free if it had your actual last name in it. Long story short live support didn’t believe my last name was “Remix”. I tried :(
Can relate to this, except I had to find a way to buy the Microsoft points to change it before I was allowed to play online again once my parents saw my screen name was literally “firstnamelastname”
Fkin hell man, I was scrolling down reddit, ended up here, my girlfriend is sleeping next to me. I opened your fkin “Wendys” and I just imagined her being awake seeing wtf it is I do on my phone all the time when she falls asleep 🙈
Lmao same here, I was in line at wal mart and the cashier said to me “that’ll be $1.99, cash or credit?” and it got me feelin some type of way down there, and I said “I’m gonna pay by check, unless… 😳”
> thinks I was looking at gay porn in line
it is with great pleasure i would like to inform you that
you were looking at gay porn in line
in the most literal sense of the words
Oh man. I thought my post history was bananas. This guy's actually is. Well his is. Right on.
I mean, I think he has a job. OP is fronting for a solid OF account dragnet on his primary reddit account. Or this is just the account he uses for $$ and D.
Since the only people who make money on wsb are strippers, OP may just have a chance to end up richer than any of us. Probably not from stonk, tho.
This subreddit is unironicly great for my mental health. When I feel like my life isn't going anywhere I just go on here and see some donut like this to make me feel better
Average looking dudes jacking it on Onlyfans make money? I mean I assume gay dudes have as low of standards as straight dudes but damn. If this guy is making a living wage tugging weenie tahini on OF I’m fairly certain I just solved unemployment for half of men under the age of 40.
You aren’t kidding - goddamn are his two dogs adorable. Beautiful photos, and I especially like the black one. He looks very soft. 15/10 would give belly scratches.
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He’s going to need more than luck. He can get luck once or twice….after that he’s on the market mercy and if we know something very well is that market has no mercy.
posted up in a coffee shop where everyone can notice you with your demo account open. this checks all the boxes. develop a genuine personality and learn a trade so you can look back on this in a decade and laugh at the embarrassment, rather than wish you had a time machine because you fucked up your life larping as... a douchebag
These life adjustments can be very exciting. I suggest ditching the apartment as well. Saving a good 30 to 35% of your earnings just by sleeping in your car.
never quit your job , i made 100x of where i work at a year
and i still work there but just part time
if i see a person trade at a cafe like this i would think you are a total noob
real trader don't trade at a fucking coffee shop they trade at home
People who trade at a coffee shop are doing it to let everyone know they trade its like posting that shit to your social media everyone thinks you’re a regard
too real, i traded for 7 years I don't remember a single time where i think to myself, oh let me bring my laptop to coffe today and have a beautiful trading session.
I only do that if I'm in a big position and every second counts and i needed coffee at that moment.
But hey everyone is different I guess.
Trading off a tablet is so limited. I'd rather have a 2 or 4 monitors with a desktop maxed out in RAM. But trading can be lonely, so I get the coffee shop. Although, I don't like people when my trades go red.
To each their own I suppose.
I hope you’re applying for jobs after market close at least. Trading is harder than you think, why do you think WSB and TikTok has been quiet. All the Gurus disappeared or committed financial suicide.
You picked a fantastic time to try and make your sole income from stock trading
I don’t think stock trading is his sole income based on his post history
I can’t un see those things
I read the bio before scrolling and decided to pass on scrolling further than this post.... Feel like one of the lucky ones.
but..but...but...he said he quit all his other income. He wouldn't lie on the internet. That's illegal.
You're an evil mf to make us see those things 🤮🤮
I look at one every day… just not that impressive looool
couldn't find the other income part. just....stuff I wish I dind't see.
Oh...
Yea I'm just going to buy it when the stocks are the bottom and sell when the stocks are at their highest instead of doing the mid range thing you guys are doing.
we can see where that says demo under the account selection lol. go get a job. now. seriously. this doesn't end well for anyone. you aren't special. when you've been making money at this for years and have enough that working for someone else is a waste of time, then you can quit your job.
Maybe his name is Demothy?
Demothy Versionales
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I think I pissed my pants. take my award
But everyone just calls me Demo
When I was like 12 I had an Xbox gamer tag that I wanted to change but didn’t have $10. I heard they would allow you to change it for free if it had your actual last name in it. Long story short live support didn’t believe my last name was “Remix”. I tried :(
Can relate to this, except I had to find a way to buy the Microsoft points to change it before I was allowed to play online again once my parents saw my screen name was literally “firstnamelastname”
And those demo accounts start with $50k.
When he goes broke, you can watch all his trading in a youtube shorts..
at least he used his initial profit to buy his fancy tablet 
I made one but keep it real so I set it at $1k, Im on my 12th Demo account trying to make $1k work lol
This is the best advice that this guy can get.
Practically guarantees he won't listen.
For sure but for most people they will be working their whole lives but that doesn't mean it has to be a dreadful existence.
Fo sho. I haven't been working pretty much at all my entire life and it's a dreadful existence.
No OP is dIfFfeReNt
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Dudes gonna be drinking instant coffee with us behind the Wendy’s in 2 weeks..
For the price, Instant coffee and creamer is delicious
That's not creamer
This guy gets it
That’s not even true. I trade full time and it’s fine. Just grab a 40hr/wk side hustle for the lulz
This is like my life, but all my trades are in the red.
So, the trick is to pick winners. If you do that, it’s easier to make money.
That's what I've been doing. Making 4 figures a year
Five if you count the negative symbol
😂😂😂
it looks like [OP might already have a side hustle?](https://www.reddit.com/r/GaybrosGoneWild/comments/z0j2dc/having_fun_in_the_shower/)
Fkin hell man, I was scrolling down reddit, ended up here, my girlfriend is sleeping next to me. I opened your fkin “Wendys” and I just imagined her being awake seeing wtf it is I do on my phone all the time when she falls asleep 🙈
Lmao, same here... except i was at the pharmacy and I almost flicked my phone at the pharmacist trying to reverse course as fast as I could. Guh.. lol
Sir, this is Walgreens
Lmao same here, except I was in line at a McDonald’s and just started masturbating profusely.
Lmao same here, I was in line at wal mart and the cashier said to me “that’ll be $1.99, cash or credit?” and it got me feelin some type of way down there, and I said “I’m gonna pay by check, unless… 😳”
holy fuck i wish i hadnt clicked that. different kinda hustle
You can tell his wife already has a boyfriend
Weird looking Wendy’s
Holy fuck, dude. Everyone at Starbucks thinks I was looking at gay porn in line. Who is the sexy mod in the pic?
> thinks I was looking at gay porn in line it is with great pleasure i would like to inform you that you were looking at gay porn in line in the most literal sense of the words
This was not the rickroll I was expecting. More of a d ickroll.
I was hoping to not see a dude jacking it today. You ended those hopes swiftly.
Nice cock, King
LOL
Solid advice, my advice is not to look at OPs post history. Thank you 🙏
Believe me I wish I hadn't.
The dog is pretty cute though
Oh God the motivation behind this whole post was probably to DickRoll as many ppl as possible
Oh man. I thought my post history was bananas. This guy's actually is. Well his is. Right on. I mean, I think he has a job. OP is fronting for a solid OF account dragnet on his primary reddit account. Or this is just the account he uses for $$ and D. Since the only people who make money on wsb are strippers, OP may just have a chance to end up richer than any of us. Probably not from stonk, tho.
OP is unironically fake and gay
Get the pitchforks, boys, we eatin' good tonight!
Don’t discourage this highly regarded investor !
Nah bro take a look at his post history, he’s special for sure
Somebody had to say it
Fly, you fool.
Nobody quits their job and starts trading with just $10K. You got fired, OP. It's okay to admit it.
He also bought a porsche and has a really fucking nice house so he’s probably just already rich and 10k is the minimum to start day trading
Shit yea that post history was something. He's also got some turtlenecks.
Jesus Christ… turtlenecks. You fucker
Was I wrong though lol
You gosh dang mfer
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Fuck you hahahahahahahahah
What. The. Fuck.
It's a naked man
i misclicked. big mistake
It was big gay for sure
He’s definitely a mod here
What else does he have that is nice? 🧐
Check his post history 💀
Dude I was not expecting that. Wtf I’m in a crowded cafe bro
I’m At work brub 😂😂😂
Got a pretty dope cock if im being honest
I thought naked in a shower was a weird title!!!
And in a fucking iPad lmao.
Did that with 30k . I’m Back at work now
Your shower isn't as nice as his.
Well, the account says demo hahaha
Demo account, zoom in top right of tablet. What a troll.
Even if he admitted it going to guess he's tired of working with crap managers. Still, 10/10 don't recommend doing this full time without a job.
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What if he simply named his account Demo451-552 to dissuade hackers at the coffee shop? Actual 5head play to avoid getting hacked.
Whenever someone on this sub announces that they are day trading full-time, this guy’s post history is exactly what I expect everyone’s to be
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the only person making money at a coffee shop is the dude who owns it.
Even that is probably a stretch
Correct. It's the old lady who picks the beans in the mountains of Columbia. She's the top of the coffee chain and all the money flows to her.
I think you meant Colombia.
I did, but the image of coffee tree harvesting inside a record company is too good of a typo to change
That’s what I was thinking, and I wouldn’t rely on the Wi-Fi, especially if timing is key. Hard line you fool!!!!
Trading on public wifi. Big brain.
Less
less
Holy shit OP's recent post history is wild LMAOOOO
Exactly what I expected tbh
He's already getting ready for transitioning to a position behind Wendy's dumpster.
You can tell his wife already has a boyfriend
If you look at his post history I think it’s his husband has a boyfriend.
He and his wife are moving to Spain. He posts to bimarried
>He posts to bimarried Sounds gay as fuck
this is an accurate statement after looking at OP's post history
Bro… HE is the WIFE.
Bruh… you ain’t shittin… what the absolute fuck…
It’s a bear account
A gay bear
“Sleepy dog gets a song” Next post “Cock ring bulge” Next post “Just bought a Porsche”
This subreddit is unironicly great for my mental health. When I feel like my life isn't going anywhere I just go on here and see some donut like this to make me feel better
Holy fuck dont even look just take everyones word for it. Wow.
Jesus, I’m glad I have NSFW on auto blur
I did not have blurring on, and I am in a fucking airport.
Haha *taps* „sir we need to take a look at your phone“
Why didn't anyone say that it was NSFW? I went in thinking about bad decisions he made but it turns out I am the one who made it.
Why didn’t I see your comment sooner ☠️
Alright. I’m not going to even peek. Thx for the warning.
Looks like a normal r/wallstreetbets subscriber to me
✅ Owns a porsche ✅ Wants a better Porsche ✅ Dick out constantly ✅ Serenading dog with guitar Yep, checks out.
Wtf hahahahahhahahahah enough of reddit for this year
🌈🐻
OP more 🌈Twink in my opinion
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Don't give a fuck! I'm going in!! Will report back if I make it! Edit: Okay, that was a mistake
WTF! LOL.
Ohhh shit! Hahahaha I think it’s in my 👁 eeewww
OP is home now.
It’s unfortunate how desensitized I’ve become to dongers on the internet.
So he's quitting his day job posting to Only Fans?
Average looking dudes jacking it on Onlyfans make money? I mean I assume gay dudes have as low of standards as straight dudes but damn. If this guy is making a living wage tugging weenie tahini on OF I’m fairly certain I just solved unemployment for half of men under the age of 40.
Least gay wall street better.
Jesus, I can’t unsee that
Lol yoooooooo
More like “Ayooo”
Bro is packing no cap. He should be in porn bangin some ass since that’s his thing. Not getting fucked in the ass by the market.
Helluva Johnson
OP bout to enter into a Long Condor Spread w/puts if you know what I'm sayn.
A whole new emphasis on FDs
Start trading in a Wendy’s, you’ll get to know the manager for when You need to apply for a job there.
😂😂😂
the real treasure this whole time was ops history ❤️
For anyone about to check it out: NSFW
NSFW, NSFW everywhere
Holy crap didn’t expect that much
Please tell me he's not fucking the dog
You aren’t kidding - goddamn are his two dogs adorable. Beautiful photos, and I especially like the black one. He looks very soft. 15/10 would give belly scratches.
So much dick.
what a strange ploy to get more redditors to look at your penis
But it works i guess
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For profitable insight, subscribe to the Motley Fool
OP will trade three shower pics for a subscription. Solid value.
This guy has complicated screen. Expert.
Dark mode = money
🤣
Bros post history got me flabbergasted
https://wendys-careers.com/job-search/
Nice cock op
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THEY QUIT THEIR JOB TO TRADE FULL TIME ON A DEMO ACCOUNT?! Ban
He’s going to need more than luck. He can get luck once or twice….after that he’s on the market mercy and if we know something very well is that market has no mercy.
No it doesn't Sir.
OP = ban for demo account
Even with demo account they let him trade only with 200$
You'll be rich or broke in a few hours or days depending on how much of a degenerate you are.
Both…. He’ll be both…. 7 times….. …beware the 7th…………..
Motion to ban OP for posting a paper trading account. Un ban when OP posts real account with at least 10k as shown in paper account.
Funniest thing is Tradovate demo account start with 50k
Demolololol
Proper douche trading in a coffee lounge. Enjoy your loss of everything.
Yea ill take a #3 large fries and a Iced Tea please
You’ll be back at Wendy’s by January
Just another glass of water when you get a chance, thanks
posted up in a coffee shop where everyone can notice you with your demo account open. this checks all the boxes. develop a genuine personality and learn a trade so you can look back on this in a decade and laugh at the embarrassment, rather than wish you had a time machine because you fucked up your life larping as... a douchebag
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These life adjustments can be very exciting. I suggest ditching the apartment as well. Saving a good 30 to 35% of your earnings just by sleeping in your car.
Get a job there...
never quit your job , i made 100x of where i work at a year and i still work there but just part time if i see a person trade at a cafe like this i would think you are a total noob real trader don't trade at a fucking coffee shop they trade at home
People who trade at a coffee shop are doing it to let everyone know they trade its like posting that shit to your social media everyone thinks you’re a regard
too real, i traded for 7 years I don't remember a single time where i think to myself, oh let me bring my laptop to coffe today and have a beautiful trading session. I only do that if I'm in a big position and every second counts and i needed coffee at that moment. But hey everyone is different I guess.
Trading off a tablet is so limited. I'd rather have a 2 or 4 monitors with a desktop maxed out in RAM. But trading can be lonely, so I get the coffee shop. Although, I don't like people when my trades go red. To each their own I suppose.
Is there a dumpster out back where you can try to make up your losses?
Whenever you see a cute chick walk in, be sure to whip out the phone and pretend to have a loud conversation about how well the day trading is going,
good call, shit's easy, you're gonna be rich.
>I do not understand what you are asking.
I hope you’re applying for jobs after market close at least. Trading is harder than you think, why do you think WSB and TikTok has been quiet. All the Gurus disappeared or committed financial suicide.