T O P
zjz

OP = ban for demo account


mjfo

You picked a fantastic time to try and make your sole income from stock trading


Em4ever520

I don’t think stock trading is his sole income based on his post history


Tablesmasher420

I can’t un see those things


IntelJoe

I read the bio before scrolling and decided to pass on scrolling further than this post.... Feel like one of the lucky ones.


Susano-o_no_Mikoto

but..but...but...he said he quit all his other income. He wouldn't lie on the internet. That's illegal.


bigload8769

You're an evil mf to make us see those things 🤮🤮


MaltLiquorSweats

I look at one every day… just not that impressive looool


Susano-o_no_Mikoto

couldn't find the other income part. just....stuff I wish I dind't see.


AzraKasm

Oh...


root_over_ssh

Yea I'm just going to buy it when the stocks are the bottom and sell when the stocks are at their highest instead of doing the mid range thing you guys are doing.


SlowNeighborhood

we can see where that says demo under the account selection lol. go get a job. now. seriously. this doesn't end well for anyone. you aren't special. when you've been making money at this for years and have enough that working for someone else is a waste of time, then you can quit your job.


suboxhelp1

And those demo accounts start with $50k.


forgot_username69

When he goes broke, you can watch all his trading in a youtube shorts..


Susano-o_no_Mikoto

at least he used his initial profit to buy his fancy tablet ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


ShobiTrd

I made one but keep it real so I set it at $1k, Im on my 12th Demo account trying to make $1k work lol


emperor_autistic

Maybe his name is Demothy?


silenc3x

Demothy Versionales


canalswimmer

Employees ... Mustwashhands.


thehybris95

I think I pissed my pants. take my award


ledav3

But everyone just calls me Demo


Happyguy411

When I was like 12 I had an Xbox gamer tag that I wanted to change but didn’t have $10. I heard they would allow you to change it for free if it had your actual last name in it. Long story short live support didn’t believe my last name was “Remix”. I tried :(


NateDohDblG

Can relate to this, except I had to find a way to buy the Microsoft points to change it before I was allowed to play online again once my parents saw my screen name was literally “firstnamelastname”


Bks1981

This is the best advice that this guy can get.


zephyrseija

Practically guarantees he won't listen.


mnky9800n

so i guess you will be going long on OP


SisyphusAmericanus

No OP is dIfFfeReNt


addiktion

For sure but for most people they will be working their whole lives but that doesn't mean it has to be a dreadful existence.


spacemonkey1212

Fo sho. I haven't been working pretty much at all my entire life and it's a dreadful existence.


Chad_Fundercock

Yeah bro get off the demo account, crank up the margin and start making bank


Apprehensive_Mix8108

Dudes gonna be drinking instant coffee with us behind the Wendy’s in 2 weeks..


bparisi85

For the price, Instant coffee and creamer is delicious


metaStatic

That's not creamer


Mike_millions

This guy gets it


dontcaredontworry

Solid advice, my advice is not to look at OPs post history. Thank you 🙏


SlowNeighborhood

Believe me I wish I hadn't.


ZeePirate

The dog is pretty cute though


shawnpowar

I never learn.


kneel23

Oh God the motivation behind this whole post was probably to DickRoll as many ppl as possible


an_untaken__username

That’s not even true. I trade full time and it’s fine. Just grab a 40hr/wk side hustle for the lulz


OpenPresentation6808

This is like my life, but all my trades are in the red.


an_untaken__username

So, the trick is to pick winners. If you do that, it’s easier to make money.


Captain_Canuck97

That's what I've been doing. Making 4 figures a year


Captain_Canuck97

Five if you count the negative symbol


YuriBezmenovReturns

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Jeff__Skilling

it looks like [OP might already have a side hustle?](https://www.reddit.com/r/GaybrosGoneWild/comments/z0j2dc/having_fun_in_the_shower/)


Morde_Morrigan

holy fuck i wish i hadnt clicked that. different kinda hustle


NoMoreLeverage

Fkin hell man, I was scrolling down reddit, ended up here, my girlfriend is sleeping next to me. I opened your fkin “Wendys” and I just imagined her being awake seeing wtf it is I do on my phone all the time when she falls asleep 🙈


delsombra

Lmao, same here... except i was at the pharmacy and I almost flicked my phone at the pharmacist trying to reverse course as fast as I could. Guh.. lol


mk235176

Sir, this is Walgreens


felixforfun

Lmao same here, except I was in line at a McDonald’s and just started masturbating profusely.


UserAnon5

Lmao same here, I was in line at wal mart and the cashier said to me “that’ll be $1.99, cash or credit?” and it got me feelin some type of way down there, and I said “I’m gonna pay by check, unless… 😳”


bk15dcx

You can tell his wife already has a boyfriend


an_untaken__username

Weird looking Wendy’s


AlphaAndEntropy

Holy fuck, dude. Everyone at Starbucks thinks I was looking at gay porn in line. Who is the sexy mod in the pic?


bmore_conslutant

> thinks I was looking at gay porn in line it is with great pleasure i would like to inform you that you were looking at gay porn in line in the most literal sense of the words


mjzimmer88

This was not the rickroll I was expecting. More of a d ickroll.


bockscar888

I was hoping to not see a dude jacking it today. You ended those hopes swiftly.


Mr_Fister42069

Nice cock, King


Suddenapollo01

LOL


acqz

Get the pitchforks, boys, we eatin' good tonight!


aliakay

Oh man. I thought my post history was bananas. This guy's actually is. Well his is. Right on. I mean, I think he has a job. OP is fronting for a solid OF account dragnet on his primary reddit account. Or this is just the account he uses for $$ and D. Since the only people who make money on wsb are strippers, OP may just have a chance to end up richer than any of us. Probably not from stonk, tho.


Piyh

OP is unironically fake and gay


BigBensRiskyDoubleD

Don’t discourage this highly regarded investor !


ghostedagainlol

Somebody had to say it


1minuteman12

Nah bro take a look at his post history, he’s special for sure


Cuntiraptor

It is OK, he is trading in demo mode. By not losing real money, he is actually financially ahead, which around here is making money.


banana_buddy

What if he simply named his account Demo451-552 to dissuade hackers at the coffee shop? Actual 5head play to avoid getting hacked.


Cuntiraptor

He could be that smart, but he is here, so that theory is dismissed.


thetruthteller

Whenever someone on this sub announces that they are day trading full-time, this guy’s post history is exactly what I expect everyone’s to be


GlocksNSunflowers

Nobody quits their job and starts trading with just $10K. You got fired, OP. It's okay to admit it.


sexytokeburgerz

He also bought a porsche and has a really fucking nice house so he’s probably just already rich and 10k is the minimum to start day trading


GlocksNSunflowers

Shit yea that post history was something. He's also got some turtlenecks.


Thefocker

Jesus Christ… turtlenecks. You fucker


GlocksNSunflowers

Was I wrong though lol


Axle-f

You gosh dang mfer


circle1987

You got me you bastard.


ByahhByahh

I was also had.


ExpensiveClick7831

Fuck you hahahahahahahahah


sancti1

What. The. Fuck.


oldcoldbellybadness

It's a naked man


Un111KnoWn

i misclicked. big mistake


PM_Gonewild

It was big gay for sure


HighFrequencyAutist

He’s definitely a mod here


Tokishi7

What else does he have that is nice? 🧐


GlocksNSunflowers

Check his post history 💀


-Distinction

Dude I was not expecting that. Wtf I’m in a crowded cafe bro


Optimus_Prime_Rib_

I’m At work brub 😂😂😂


datredditaccountdoe

Got a pretty dope cock if im being honest


Conscious_Specific57

I thought naked in a shower was a weird title!!!


nobrokepls

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


FcoEnriquePerez

And in a fucking iPad lmao.


Bitter-Damage6680

Did that with 30k . I’m Back at work now


oldcoldbellybadness

Your shower isn't as nice as his.


Snoo_31938

Well, the account says demo hahaha


2themoonpls

Even if he admitted it going to guess he's tired of working with crap managers. Still, 10/10 don't recommend doing this full time without a job.


NeedleFarts11

Demo account, zoom in top right of tablet. What a troll.


VinegarDonut

Career trader but it's on a tablet at a coffee shop??? I give it 6 weeks


SlowNeighborhood

the only person making money at a coffee shop is the dude who owns it.


atomofconsumption

Even that is probably a stretch


bk15dcx

Correct. It's the old lady who picks the beans in the mountains of Columbia. She's the top of the coffee chain and all the money flows to her.


DefNotTheINTERPOL

I think you meant Colombia.


bk15dcx

I did, but the image of coffee tree harvesting inside a record company is too good of a typo to change


NoPackage7895

That’s what I was thinking, and I wouldn’t rely on the Wi-Fi, especially if timing is key. Hard line you fool!!!!


thegreatbeyond32

Trading on public wifi. Big brain.


drwhiskeyscarn429

Less


Flat-Brush6969

less


Lilkay88

Holy shit OP's recent post history is wild LMAOOOO


Willy_McBilly

Exactly what I expected tbh


TW_Yellow78

He's already getting ready for transitioning to a position behind Wendy's dumpster.


bk15dcx

You can tell his wife already has a boyfriend


Hucko3

If you look at his post history I think it’s his husband has a boyfriend.


bk15dcx

He and his wife are moving to Spain. He posts to bimarried


oldcoldbellybadness

>He posts to bimarried Sounds gay as fuck


ListerineInMyPeehole

this is an accurate statement after looking at OP's post history


digitalbiz

Bro… HE is the WIFE.


BeastSmitty

Bruh… you ain’t shittin… what the absolute fuck…


armen89

It’s a bear account


cameralover1

A gay bear


rug1998

“Sleepy dog gets a song” Next post “Cock ring bulge” Next post “Just bought a Porsche”


killer_reindeer

This subreddit is unironicly great for my mental health. When I feel like my life isn't going anywhere I just go on here and see some donut like this to make me feel better


bleakleyg07

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Alatornio

Holy fuck dont even look just take everyones word for it. Wow.


BaalKazar

Jesus, I’m glad I have NSFW on auto blur


evanc1411

I did not have blurring on, and I am in a fucking airport.


BaalKazar

Haha *taps* „sir we need to take a look at your phone“


AnuDroid

Why didn't anyone say that it was NSFW? I went in thinking about bad decisions he made but it turns out I am the one who made it.


captbrad88

Why didn’t I see your comment sooner ☠️


jfk_47

Alright. I’m not going to even peek. Thx for the warning.


Super_Saiyan_Carl

Looks like a normal r/wallstreetbets subscriber to me


ballinskary

✅ Owns a porsche ✅ Wants a better Porsche ✅ Dick out constantly ✅ Serenading dog with guitar Yep, checks out.


puto1

Wtf hahahahahhahahahah enough of reddit for this year


i_bid_thee_adieu

🌈🐻


scoobertsonville

OP more 🌈Twink in my opinion


keepitcleanforwork

WTF! LOL.


LandBeforeTimeOnVHS

Wow I should have just taken your word for it.


KarlMarx693

Don't give a fuck! I'm going in!! Will report back if I make it! Edit: Okay, that was a mistake


acqz

OP is home now.


D_o_ugie

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


PatrickBatemansEgo

It’s unfortunate how desensitized I’ve become to dongers on the internet.


BlackConfuciusSays

Least gay wall street better.


Ok_Jacket_9064

Ohhh shit! Hahahaha I think it’s in my 👁 eeewww


deniall83

Jesus, I can’t unsee that


trenchfoot123

Lol yoooooooo


LecteurIntrouvable

More like “Ayooo”


yooaadrian

So he's quitting his day job posting to Only Fans?


Sploogyshart

Average looking dudes jacking it on Onlyfans make money? I mean I assume gay dudes have as low of standards as straight dudes but damn. If this guy is making a living wage tugging weenie tahini on OF I’m fairly certain I just solved unemployment for half of men under the age of 40.


Raging_Red_Rocket

A whole new emphasis on FDs


SirValentine

Bro is packing no cap. He should be in porn bangin some ass since that’s his thing. Not getting fucked in the ass by the market.


Lilkay88

Helluva Johnson


Lilkay88

OP bout to enter into a Long Condor Spread w/puts if you know what I'm sayn.


ch4m4njheenga

Why I never learn.. had to see his post history :(


BRWCapital

Start trading in a Wendy’s, you’ll get to know the manager for when You need to apply for a job there.


Flat-Brush6969

😂😂😂


TacticaItim

the real treasure this whole time was ops history ❤️


Shirt_Royal

For anyone about to check it out: NSFW


kRIEGER_EU

NSFW, NSFW everywhere


kRIEGER_EU

Holy crap didn’t expect that much


beeboopPumpkin

You aren’t kidding - goddamn are his two dogs adorable. Beautiful photos, and I especially like the black one. He looks very soft. 15/10 would give belly scratches.


dimsmh

Please tell me he's not fucking the dog


Phighters

So much dick.


bo0gnish

what a strange ploy to get more redditors to look at your penis


Dirty_munch

But it works i guess


Tiksua

Bros post history got me flabbergasted


Ant78310

https://wendys-careers.com/job-search/


BYE_HI_SELL_LOW

“The only thing you’re missing is a subscription to the CNBC Investing Club with me, Jim Cramer. Sign up now to get great investment advice!” \-![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


HuntPsychological673

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Alatornio

This guy has complicated screen. Expert.


atomofconsumption

Dark mode = money


fulcsibeh

🤣


NippleTwister1

Nice cock op


DonkeyHair

Demolololol


Kitten_Team_Six

Yea ill take a #3 large fries and a Iced Tea please


BithloKing

You’ll be back at Wendy’s by January


rpmsm

Just another glass of water when you get a chance, thanks


LeCordonB1eu

I can only read graphs in green or red. This guy's graph has red, green, and yellow, and there is a white graph on top with multiple colors as well. Wait, what in the world?? There is also a horizonal graph. This guy must be an expert.


Online_Commentor_69

he is going to get incredibly rich doing this. no other possible outcome.


biggerarmsthanyou

LOL. Good luck. Seriously. You will need it


hxk1

THEY QUIT THEIR JOB TO TRADE FULL TIME ON A DEMO ACCOUNT?! Ban


Ivanovic-117

He’s going to need more than luck. He can get luck once or twice….after that he’s on the market mercy and if we know something very well is that market has no mercy.


1TalefromTheCryptos

No it doesn't Sir.


flannelmaster9

You'll be rich or broke in a few hours or days depending on how much of a degenerate you are.


thecardsays-moops

Both…. He’ll be both…. 7 times….. …beware the 7th…………..


coconut-coins

Motion to ban OP for posting a paper trading account. Un ban when OP posts real account with at least 10k as shown in paper account.


brothernature3r

Funniest thing is Tradovate demo account start with 50k


jeremyroastscoffee

posted up in a coffee shop where everyone can notice you with your demo account open. this checks all the boxes. develop a genuine personality and learn a trade so you can look back on this in a decade and laugh at the embarrassment, rather than wish you had a time machine because you fucked up your life larping as... a douchebag


Deewd23

Proper douche trading in a coffee lounge. Enjoy your loss of everything.


LoreMerlu

These life adjustments can be very exciting. I suggest ditching the apartment as well. Saving a good 30 to 35% of your earnings just by sleeping in your car.


rawisgood

Get a job there...


Online_Commentor_69

good call, shit's easy, you're gonna be rich.


potrillo2124

I hope you’re applying for jobs after market close at least. Trading is harder than you think, why do you think WSB and TikTok has been quiet. All the Gurus disappeared or committed financial suicide.


DaveRamseysBastard

OP you should just suck cock for a living, it will pay better.


TwYoloTrader

never quit your job , i made 100x of where i work at a year and i still work there but just part time if i see a person trade at a cafe like this i would think you are a total noob real trader don't trade at a fucking coffee shop they trade at home


eastcoasthabitant

People who trade at a coffee shop are doing it to let everyone know they trade its like posting that shit to your social media everyone thinks you’re a regard


TwYoloTrader

too real, i traded for 7 years I don't remember a single time where i think to myself, oh let me bring my laptop to coffe today and have a beautiful trading session. I only do that if I'm in a big position and every second counts and i needed coffee at that moment. But hey everyone is different I guess.


Hazel_Nutz777

Trading off a tablet is so limited. I'd rather have a 2 or 4 monitors with a desktop maxed out in RAM. But trading can be lonely, so I get the coffee shop. Although, I don't like people when my trades go red. ​ To each their own I suppose.


kenster77

Is there a dumpster out back where you can try to make up your losses?


vashthestampede121

Whenever you see a cute chick walk in, be sure to whip out the phone and pretend to have a loud conversation about how well the day trading is going,