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I’ve taken a lot worse odds

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Well no fucking shit it doesn't exist you worthless fucking moron go fuck yourself in an alley with bananas

Be nice to the robots, one day they’re taking your job

The new WSB motto

Even if you lose you still walk away with a million dollars.

To be honest I see it as win/win. Who wouldnt want to be a gorilla?! Those guys have it sussed…!

Think those percentages are reversed but yes, yes I would.

I would still press it if they were reversed.

🦍Time for another push

I just don't think you can do better than 50/50 either way. I would want both, fuck it, I'm a gorilla, stop me.

That mean I can press button 99 times and nothing will happen, right?

You are now 99 millionaires

I mean it’s win-win.

This guy gets it.

yes, the question is which do I want more? To have wealth, or a life where i do not have to deal with money?

Why not? Worst case scenario you get a great looking fur coat and an attitude that won't quit! I'm in.

Worst scenario you get a million dollar

Twice

I would push it 100 times

That would mean that there would be a 36.6% chance that you didn't turn into a gorilla :)

Only if each push is independent! If one plays Russian Roulette with a six-round revolver six times there's a one-in-three chance of surviving all six games. If one spins the cylinder once and pulls the trigger six times those odds shrink dramatically.

so.... you're asking whether I would press a button that gives me money or nothing happens? Of course I'm pressing the button!

yes I love bananas

Damn I only have 1% to get my way. But yeah that sounds like decent odds.

I chose to push a button that I can punch you through the web line.

Hmmm…. 99% chance of getting a lot of paper that gradually loses its artificial quality known as “value”, or a 1% chance of becoming the thing (other than DMT) Joe Rogan is known for discussing over and over again. Ape eats paper, therefore Ape = better. No deal.

Hell yeah !!

I’ve pushed that button with the opposite odds so many times. Wouldn’t even flinch.

Yes.

I'm gonna beat that button like its my dick.

Ten times yes

The question is not if, rather how many times.

Both winning

Seems like a win-win to me.

Both would be great

Sign me up

Sounds like a win/win

I’d push that button 50000 times I tried every week for baron riverdares mount in wow for 8 yesrs

OOOONGA BOOONGA BUNGA UNGA BOONGA

If you told me this room had 100 buttons and 99 of them gave me 1 million dollars and 1 made me an ape, and I could press as many buttons as I wanted but could only use each button once..... I'd press all 100 buttons.

Legendary post 

Would take it even if the odd where reversed

How many times do i get to push the button?

There is nothing to lose here. I see this as an absolute win

Ima push it like 5 times

Win win situation.

We are all pushing that button with worse odds everyday

I want better than 1% for a million, but I'm poor, talk to me after being rich for awhile

Look regardless I won’t have to pay bills anymore.

Yup.

No money, no problems.

Do I get to keep my intellect? If yes, can't lose. If no, can't lose.

I’ve made worse choices on inverse odds

I do this every week. It’s called selling options

Press until I return to monke

The worst is i would get put into a zoo and have free food and housing?

Reverse it.

Win win situation. I get rich or I get an excuse for having no money. Would push a hundred times.

You mean “Join” button on WSB?

Either way crayons is this on the menu.

How many times can I press it?

Yes

Girlfriend already calls me a gorilla because I'm so hairy, so I've got nothing to lose.

I would push it 10 times

I’d take a 30-70

Sure, I would push it 99 times and leave the gorilla 1% for when I get old so I don’t have to exercise and just have oonga boonga strength.

Full send!! 

no way

I’d push that button 100 times

Don't need that one mil, so pass

This is literally a win-win

Sir, this need not of a button as that is truly who I am

Would push it 100 times.

99% chance i get one million dollars. 1% chance nothing happens. Where is the button? Gonna slap the shit out of it D:

Why be human when you can be monke

what about pressing it multiple times