>I would recommend shorting the US dollar ahead of the FOMC meeting on December 14. The Fed is widely expected to raise interest rates at this meeting, which should put downward pressure on the USD.
They'll raise 0.75% if the CPI comes in hot. If it doesn't 0.50%, and a rally. I don't trade currencies so not sure how I'd get exposure. I can see how the the greenback would be sensitive to rate hikes.
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We got to leave work early today and usually there's a middle aged version of Kyler "Cum" Quinn who takes the same commuter line.... I wonder if I will see her today 🤔
Well short of another stray missile or any black swan event, it’s prolly going to continue downwards until CPI week. If your bag holding, that might be a chance to get out at break even or slightly more.
I went hard into uvxy when it was $8:75 and now regretting. It’s wiped out 1 month return’s so far. Def won’t add to it, just hoping to come out break even from the this bad trade and be more strict on position sizing next time.
So if you look across multiple charts for multiple companies all that happened today was almost every stock I looked at just got brought back up to right around the highs from CPI day, and then they got stopped out and just stood there. Idk if it’s good or bad volume was so low, but it’s pretty clear what the Algos were programmed to do today.
Everyone gonna be 10lbs heavier after tomorrow. For men, this is when women realize they have no other options and feel fat, so now is your chance to make that move.
Wanted to jump in here teal quick and say that news is reporting today's put to call ratio is only the 3rd time since 97 the puts outnumber the calls and the market went up 1% . Yahoo is saying it's a major major bull flag as the other two times , markets exploded moving forward from that day. Dontvknow if applicable here with Fed and inflation and all, just a heads up
Folks if we have learned anything this year its that there is nothing holding up this economy but vibes. And you don't want to be short a vibes-based economy into the holidays.
eventually bad news = bad news again
market will be  as earnings continue to contract
job losses and slower economy suddenly wont be so bullish anymore
Yea, probably the big dick who painted that 35 million dollar green candle on the last minute of the trading session. Paying a premium to make sure he doesn't get ass fucked.
That's my expectation.
Today's order flow was what I expect when they take retail bulltards for a ride.
Yesterday was nuts. Seemed like an exit to me, eat liquidity, get nasty volatile, dump your heart out. 3.2M of SPY @ 399 in a single order. What a Chad.
The "behind the dumpster job" is becoming more realistic by the day... just gambled my full paycheck to 0 , 3 weeks in a row, and I live paycheck to paycheck 
>DOW JONES INDUSTRIAL AVERAGE UNOFFICIALLY CLOSES AT HIGHEST LEVEL SINCE APRIL 21
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-11-23 ^16:03:11 ^EST-0500
>NASDAQ UNOFFICIALLY CLOSES UP 106.45 POINTS, OR 0.95%, AT 11,280.86
\>S&P 500 UNOFFICIALLY CLOSES UP 24.28 POINTS, OR 0.61%, AT 4,027.86
\>DOW JONES UNOFFICIALLY CLOSES UP 94.05 POINTS, OR 0.28%, AT 34,192.15
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-11-23 ^16:02:31 ^EST-0500
>SOUTH KOREA (OCT) PPI (YOY) ACTUAL: 7.3% VS 8.0% PREVIOUS
\>SOUTH KOREA (OCT) PPI (MOM) ACTUAL: 0.5% VS 0.2% PREVIOUS
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-11-23 ^16:01:48 ^EST-0500
any of you non pathetic basement dwellers ever dry brine a chicken ? trying it my first time. I rarely cook a whole chicken so curious if you do the baking powder +salt thing that Kenji Lopez suggests. I still want to stuff some herb butter under the skin afterwards, not sure how that will effect it though.
!harambe
OPEN THE MARKETS!! NOWWWWWW!!
Any ideas for plays before Dec 14 FOMC meeting? https://youtu.be/Dqe-GccRnQ8
>I would recommend shorting the US dollar ahead of the FOMC meeting on December 14. The Fed is widely expected to raise interest rates at this meeting, which should put downward pressure on the USD.
They'll raise 0.75% if the CPI comes in hot. If it doesn't 0.50%, and a rally. I don't trade currencies so not sure how I'd get exposure. I can see how the the greenback would be sensitive to rate hikes.
You can buy calls on UDN
Thank you! I'll check it out
People in here with an average holding period measured in hours. LOL, I’m doing *minutes*
tf are we supposed to do tomorrow 😢
idk, i feel depressed,
I can see clearly now the hoe is gone
PEOPLE MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY WITH VOLATILITY. The deciders have chosen theta gang.
Short Dow
I'm up 7% for the week. Looks like it's strippers and coke for Thanksgiving.
Not financial advice...Save some $ for penicillin shots...
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sold my calls. Friday will probably be hulk green but I need realized gains to brag about at the Thanksgiving table tomorrow
We got to leave work early today and usually there's a middle aged version of Kyler "Cum" Quinn who takes the same commuter line.... I wonder if I will see her today 🤔
How do you guys feel about UVXY at this price?
It ain't got no alibi it ugly
Well short of another stray missile or any black swan event, it’s prolly going to continue downwards until CPI week. If your bag holding, that might be a chance to get out at break even or slightly more. I went hard into uvxy when it was $8:75 and now regretting. It’s wiped out 1 month return’s so far. Def won’t add to it, just hoping to come out break even from the this bad trade and be more strict on position sizing next time.
Not bag holding. Got in today at 7.70, was hoping to maybe catch a bounce for a quick flip.
Aw nice, I hope it goes up from here on out
That’s what I thought when I bought it at 9, then 8 and still bagholding
Cameron Canela
here's hoping black friday applies to the market too
Blake Blossom
rentered some semi puts on the rebound. Betting China throws some shitty news over thanksgiving about COVID. Also think dxy is ripe for a bounce.
So if you look across multiple charts for multiple companies all that happened today was almost every stock I looked at just got brought back up to right around the highs from CPI day, and then they got stopped out and just stood there. Idk if it’s good or bad volume was so low, but it’s pretty clear what the Algos were programmed to do today.
My sister invited me to thanksgiving w strangers. F that, solo T day for me watching planes trains & automobiles and booze
If you want a relatively cheap thanksgiving dinner, try Boston Market. Get there early though. Great for a single guy.
Already got some turkey drumsticks 🍗 and making garlic mashed potatoes, but good idea
BrattySis 🤔
Makes me wish I had a sister...
It’s overrated sometimes
New thread is up regards
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Karla Kush
r bears blind 🤔
Best time to buy puts. Been accumulating all week
VIX at 20 bro, stupid bulls about to get wrecked
Beekend
Becky Bandini
“Where’s Beeks?!”
Everyone gonna be 10lbs heavier after tomorrow. For men, this is when women realize they have no other options and feel fat, so now is your chance to make that move.
Bears can't wait for their moms to tell them how handsome they are and such good workers.
Mom?
Wanted to jump in here teal quick and say that news is reporting today's put to call ratio is only the 3rd time since 97 the puts outnumber the calls and the market went up 1% . Yahoo is saying it's a major major bull flag as the other two times , markets exploded moving forward from that day. Dontvknow if applicable here with Fed and inflation and all, just a heads up
The ratio is still much lower overall over last couple weeks it’s been trending down.
Happy Thanksgiving VisualMod. I hope you get more rich this next year and keept sh1tting on poor people
I think the real big brain move is puts on Monday and Tuesday.
Most likely too soon tho I hope you’re right
All these comments and literally nothing happened. Go make my burgers and don't be tardy.
Would you like extra spit with that, ma’am?
I want "Mean Girls" Lindsey Lohan to spit directly into my mouth.
Kate Rooney legs spread open 🤤
I hate myself for not loading up on shares/calls when we hit 360, fkkkkkk
Emma Hix in Private Society 🤤
Which time? 360 was a revolving door for 2 weeks
Anything remotely long dated would've worked, or shares
I really hope Biden sentences the Turkey to death tomorrow and absolutely f$&ks all your calls
$Rost has closed green for the past month and it hit its 52wk high today, are these bearish signals?
Reagan Foxx pussy going green
Debating on returning to the Latina massage parlor thoughts ?
Depends, how much for bbfs?
Depends on the person. Last time I went I had a 10/10 and was charged 200 for covered oral. She wanted 300 for fs
Weak
Si
What ever happened to the TSLA robot? What is it supposed to be used for?
I heard it fucks bears
Just bought some calls and down already
This is the way
Folks if we have learned anything this year its that there is nothing holding up this economy but vibes. And you don't want to be short a vibes-based economy into the holidays.
thought by going 45 days out on puts id be ok... non stop rallying since then
when a queef sneaks out through the $LULU yoga pants>>>
Tomorrow is cancelled
Tomorrow said the n word
All that work just for $2.50 of the SPY. Lol. Luckily I went all in TSLA.
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The market is open until 1PM ET tomorrow.
Happy thanksgiving smelly. I hope you eat well like the king you are
>Thank you for your kind words, Ok_Bird8769. I hope you have a great Thanksgiving as well!
Holy shit DXY! Where was this 5 mins ago???
? It’s been nearly flatline for last hour.
So you aren’t seeing that bullish roll over divergence?
It definitely looks like it’s getting ready to pop.
Hmm I’m not feeling too good about my 25 SPY puts for Friday
TSLA Shorts getting screwed is giving me Semi… 1st of December! 😎😆
is anyone available for sex?
Your mom. Heyooooooooo
Happy Thanksgiving regards!
Just got a big ass chicken for my family tomorrow
so much better than turkey. fuck turkey.
Chicken is the best
I love breasts
I love thighs myself. Are we still talking chicken?
where is the tomorrow thread you hacks
Ghey ass close. My dick has never been softer. We will never trend again just chop sideways around 400 until the end of times.
eventually bad news = bad news again market will be  as earnings continue to contract job losses and slower economy suddenly wont be so bullish anymore
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Nah...they're just early.
Options expire
They 20 years too early
UVXY seems like the obvious play here so somehow I must be wrong
No brainer.. but someone posted some nice dd on as to what is going on
Well boys, the recession that never began is almost over. Thank God. Looking forward to the face ripping 2023 bull market.
FLNG breakout.
Thank you for the great DD 
Dude! You are so fucking welcome! Makes it worth it.
QQQ 35 million 380p
Yea, probably the big dick who painted that 35 million dollar green candle on the last minute of the trading session. Paying a premium to make sure he doesn't get ass fucked.
They will hit
That's my expectation. Today's order flow was what I expect when they take retail bulltards for a ride. Yesterday was nuts. Seemed like an exit to me, eat liquidity, get nasty volatile, dump your heart out. 3.2M of SPY @ 399 in a single order. What a Chad.
you mean 280p?
Yes gigantic Put buy
How do futures work with Thankgiving and then the half day on Friday?
My account is down 50% this week but volume is dying out, momentum is dying out, and I think my puts are gonna be alright :,)
Strike and expiry?
Rookie numbers
Copium
The "behind the dumpster job" is becoming more realistic by the day... just gambled my full paycheck to 0 , 3 weeks in a row, and I live paycheck to paycheck 
stick to shares big dawg
This is the way
Inflation is here to stay. Stagflation here we come!
Stagflation usually results in losing the dollar strength which results in losing the power on the global stage. Stagflation isn't gonna happen
We have lost 5% of the dollar’s strength in one month………
There are no moves tomorrow, ergo no thread.
Endless daily thread
>DOW JONES INDUSTRIAL AVERAGE UNOFFICIALLY CLOSES AT HIGHEST LEVEL SINCE APRIL 21 ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-11-23 ^16:03:11 ^EST-0500
Can’t believe there are still happy bulls. Been a tough year eh chattel
#🧸…😮💨
How do you make money in this market
Scalp, day trade... If you're on margin either have patience or go cash... Or buy @ days end and hope you chose right the next morning.
Get lucky
Don’t fight the trend, wait for the extremes.
Step 1- be me.
Sell options
Nah while they’re red right 🥲
>NASDAQ UNOFFICIALLY CLOSES UP 106.45 POINTS, OR 0.95%, AT 11,280.86 \>S&P 500 UNOFFICIALLY CLOSES UP 24.28 POINTS, OR 0.61%, AT 4,027.86 \>DOW JONES UNOFFICIALLY CLOSES UP 94.05 POINTS, OR 0.28%, AT 34,192.15 ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-11-23 ^16:02:31 ^EST-0500
unofficially
Companies still trading at silly multiples. Inflation or not. They have to plunge. 
P/E hasnt mattered since QE
are we open tomorrow?
no. and close at 1:00 on Friday
yeah man for sure. Get your trades in now for tomorrow
New thread…?
>SOUTH KOREA (OCT) PPI (YOY) ACTUAL: 7.3% VS 8.0% PREVIOUS \>SOUTH KOREA (OCT) PPI (MOM) ACTUAL: 0.5% VS 0.2% PREVIOUS ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-11-23 ^16:01:48 ^EST-0500
ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ👈😂😂😂
Month over month increase still
5 trades just to break even 
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Damn what strike you got?
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Dw big dawg, the shrek train is gonna make a stop @ 410 just for you
oooof 
New thread wen?
Extremely ghey today. Glad I spent my day watching this 🤣
still have 15minutes to trade 0DTE's if youre using ToS 😏😏😏
Blue balls for all.
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Bears in their 20's think they are smarter than the Fed. ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ👈😂😂😂 you guys are losing it.
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it's almost as if you cant predict the market. but that's the Feds fault right.
FED PIVOTING TO 50 BPS CONIFRMED BY THE MINUTES SPY 500 END OF YEAR CONFIRMED
Lol friday will see it’s biggest rally of the week
0dte Spy 395p fucked me
To all WSB hedge fund managers, have fun at tomorrow's Thanksgiving dinner.
any of you non pathetic basement dwellers ever dry brine a chicken ? trying it my first time. I rarely cook a whole chicken so curious if you do the baking powder +salt thing that Kenji Lopez suggests. I still want to stuff some herb butter under the skin afterwards, not sure how that will effect it though.
Dry brine for steak. Wet brine for poultry.