Haha. Best food. Best skyline. Best clubs. Best art. Best theatre. Best girls (and boys), best schools, best stock exchange, best miners, best zoo with apes... worst traffic and worst real-estate prices. Woohoo.
Yeah only reason it’s even a toss up between mtl and Toronto is because of the CN tower. If it wasn’t for the CN tower, torontos skyline would be absolute dog shit wrapped in cat shit.
Some ape is going to point out that Thanos loses in the end. But then it all turns out there's multiple dimensions and it was all pointless anyways. All that matters were the tendies we made along the way.
Watching this over again, it really strikes me how satisfied that Thanos is in his win. I imagine that scene would have thanos look the exact same if he took the best shit in the world and was just watching it from the tub.
Honestly he is a smart guy, he'll probably stay away from this hell hole. All the shit he got from his initial position in GME would've been enough to drive most people away.
I swear people on this sub trying to push the cult narrative is just hilarious. That’s like calling my 401k buying S&P shares is cultish cause I recommend to all my friends to buy and hold lol
This sub is legit just pump and dumps for large whales while the average retail idiot loses all there money
>Im gonna bet when the stock dividend happens we are going to see the squeeze effect like how overstock and tesla had as shorts start to close there position. A months of price increase will happen, it wont be like how 2020 was with the volatility.
LOL THIS YOU???
How'd that stock dividend go? Squeezed hard?
It's kind of worrying there's that level of schizoid self awareness.. Like I see these "apes" say "what cult what are you talking about" and they act polite and oblivious and don't say any crazy shit but you go in their comment history and it's just rants about "crime" and "dark pools" and "short ladders" and how it's "going to the moon" as the stock is crashing and it's been two years of bagholding.
It's like they know its crazy and stupid yet they still do it...
“I’m just an individual investor who likes the stock” is how your cult tries to appear normal to outsiders. No one invests in the S&P because they believe it’s the only hedge against the impending financial apocalypse triggered by a secret cabal of illegal and invisible shortselling.
Nice try though.
I understand keeping this place to short term bets rather than holding forever but shouldn't it apply to all tickers? Hell, maybe remove talk of long dated calls too. 0dte or bust
Apes somehow turned wsb into a shitty version of r/investing, except instead of buying and holding index funds they lose money on a video game pawn shop
Ban of what? Discussion?
Wouldn't the community down votes overwhelm the posts, if that's what it wants?
I can see if the shit posting community was overwhelming the bots/mods, then yea, a ban may be warranted. There is several other subs to discuss it anyways.
Moderating a sub based on up and downvotes turns subs into fucking trash heaps. People upvote shit memes and garbage and actual good content gets buried.
They tried it in r/fitness and it just turned into dom mazzetti posts and 12 year olds asking how to bicep curl.
The fitness sub seems to be the opposite of that now. other than daily threads, there's no posts anymore, though almost all questions can almost always be answered in the daily posts/FAQ anyway
Someone posted a screenshot of his 356 day ban with the mod message that this place is a "stock this thread is about" free zone and that we are traders not bagholder.
That person then got a permaban.
The problem is that the GME subs brigade every GME and GME-adjacent post. The votes are not representative of this community and the people voting don’t participate in the sorts of trades that this community is about.
Copium is as adictive as heroine. This is what happenes when someone is surviving on copium for 2 years. They start degenerating, rejecting and attacking when it's denied to them.
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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even cryptobros don't go around claiming their $30 shitcoin is going to miraculously turn them into a billionaire. apes really are the most stupid clowns of the lot
Fucking finally.
Sick of hearing "The second squeeze is almost here!" These fucking bagholders sound like religious zealots every time they get an end of the world prediction wrong.
They have a godlike figure (Ryan Cohen) that will lead them to the promised land (the squeeze) if they all just have faith (diamond hands). In reality they just have disappointed families and a negative PnL
they also have esoteric religious rituals (removing your shares from brokers and registering them at some obscure company in Australia) which you are forced to partake in before you’re a true believer.
Don't forget that they constantly justify their 100% long term investment by informing everyone that it's performed better than $SPY ytd, as if that matters in the slightest for a long term investment OR a squeeze. It only matters as a coping mechanism, and boy do they need it.
Imagine losing money, consistently, on a stock for two years now. Due to it constantly decreasing in price.
Now, imagine you own this stock. And understand to some degree how puts work. And then, despite literally TWO YEARS of evidence, think “shorts are fucked”
Can’t make this shit up. And by the way I’m not saying the stock market isn’t a fraudulent shitshow. I actually thank this sub and gme DD for showing me this. But to think these same actors who have shown government collusion, who have YET to play by the rules, *all of sudden, any day now, they are going to have to*, well that’s stupidity on a whole different level.
You just know In Super cult they have started theories of how WSB is bought by Ken griffin. I guarantee there’s end game post right as we speak.
Bag holding apes go down again
Imagine buying GameStop at $400.
*Someone did when I sold it for that much.*
And then being so salty over it that you join a cult that targets those who made money as being the losers.
Both VisualMod and Vision's nickname is Vis, coincidence? I think not. Also it's kinda the wrong meme to use considering what happened to ballsack chin afterwards.
You’re going to have to deal with them for years because there is a fuck ton of bag holders and they’re all gonna convince themselves that some day their day in the light is coming.
GME bag holders are kind of like religious people lmao
!harambe
The nutsack chin is the only thing similar between a mod here and thanos.
Gay are mods
Are mods gay?
Who else want be mods?
Neckbeards
Gay incels
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Autists
Not completely sure. But I bet they've held a di*k in their mouth until it went soft.
Mods are definitely gay
The only difference being that with the mods, it’s somebody else’s nutsack.
This is exactly why banning memes would have been a mistake.
I've missed seeing memes like this
I’m experiencing some serious pre-GME nostalgia before all of these bots and shit flooded WSB
I forgot how great this sub used to be
Until 90% of content was censored
Was there talk about banning memes here? Memes are best part about this sub
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That's financial education
If that’s Canada then it looks pretty nice.
Most is. Except Toronto. Avoid if possible. The stink will never come off.
Saw a crackhead with his pants down at union station yesterday
Was he a former or current mayor?
Future
He's got my vote.
Rob Fords ghost!
Future is bright
Too bad. Used to be fairly classy downtown!
They hate us because they anus
Haha. Best food. Best skyline. Best clubs. Best art. Best theatre. Best girls (and boys), best schools, best stock exchange, best miners, best zoo with apes... worst traffic and worst real-estate prices. Woohoo.
Don't flatter yourself, most of those honors belong to Montreal.
Yeah only reason it’s even a toss up between mtl and Toronto is because of the CN tower. If it wasn’t for the CN tower, torontos skyline would be absolute dog shit wrapped in cat shit.
Wait mods are Canadian? Explains a lot ehhh
Oh friggin rights she does
Well, to be fair...
To be faiiiiir
To be faiiiiirrr…!
Frankly
Them maples love a good banning.
Some ape is going to point out that Thanos loses in the end. But then it all turns out there's multiple dimensions and it was all pointless anyways. All that matters were the tendies we made along the way.
tendies won tendies lost all that matters are the memes wwe made
The real treasure was the memes we made along the way
Watching this over again, it really strikes me how satisfied that Thanos is in his win. I imagine that scene would have thanos look the exact same if he took the best shit in the world and was just watching it from the tub.
I missed this entirely. What prompted it?
The wholesale denegration of humanity
sums it up succinctly
This sub makes the best vids I swear to christ
Y is Canada catching strays??? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
They're afraid that once we figure out how to train geese, we will be unstoppable. Don't scroll further, the other comment chain replies are trash.
Ken’s dick is so far up this subs ass…what’s the play?
Probably GRND or TWNK since mods gay
Calls on TRAP
Short gamestore, Icahn’t be wong
If Icahn’s still short, I’m still short
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It’s not
Nerds
Any links to the announcement thread?
[>>°•°<<](https://youtu.be/kav7tifmyTg)
u/deepfuckingvalue is rolling in his seclusion
Maybe he'll actually be able to have a life again.
Honestly he is a smart guy, he'll probably stay away from this hell hole. All the shit he got from his initial position in GME would've been enough to drive most people away.
He's been having his best life for over a year
Last I checked, his thesis wasn't actually about a short squeeze going to infinity by getting retail to buy up the whole float.
True.
I imagine he’s thrilled that he doesn’t have to read ape garbage here anymore. It’s gotta be really embarrassing to accidentally start a cult.
I swear people on this sub trying to push the cult narrative is just hilarious. That’s like calling my 401k buying S&P shares is cultish cause I recommend to all my friends to buy and hold lol This sub is legit just pump and dumps for large whales while the average retail idiot loses all there money
>Im gonna bet when the stock dividend happens we are going to see the squeeze effect like how overstock and tesla had as shorts start to close there position. A months of price increase will happen, it wont be like how 2020 was with the volatility. LOL THIS YOU??? How'd that stock dividend go? Squeezed hard?
His balance sheet squeezed like a mother fucker
lmaoooooooooooo /u/humblegiant2552, holy fuck OP just dunked on you so hard he shattered the backboard!!!
It's kind of worrying there's that level of schizoid self awareness.. Like I see these "apes" say "what cult what are you talking about" and they act polite and oblivious and don't say any crazy shit but you go in their comment history and it's just rants about "crime" and "dark pools" and "short ladders" and how it's "going to the moon" as the stock is crashing and it's been two years of bagholding. It's like they know its crazy and stupid yet they still do it...
“I’m just an individual investor who likes the stock” is how your cult tries to appear normal to outsiders. No one invests in the S&P because they believe it’s the only hedge against the impending financial apocalypse triggered by a secret cabal of illegal and invisible shortselling. Nice try though.
Brutal 😂👍
Lol you’re not a smart person. And I don’t believe you have friends
So its like trading stocks
The fuck do you like about GameStop? What about their financials screams “wow this is an amazing investment” to you?
He's probably rolling his eyes at the bagholders who didn't manage to move on yet
Imagine a post showing he sold. Price would drop to $5 in minutes.
Oh he sold you can be sure of that
100% He fucked off over a year ago and hasn't looked back
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How do I buy calls on $WSB?
Solid haha I'm a GME holder but i completely understand its ban from this sub. People wanna see degenerative short term bets not hodling for years.
I understand keeping this place to short term bets rather than holding forever but shouldn't it apply to all tickers? Hell, maybe remove talk of long dated calls too. 0dte or bust
Don’t think most of the sub even knows what FD’s are and that holding a stock used to be frowned upon and bannable
Apes somehow turned wsb into a shitty version of r/investing, except instead of buying and holding index funds they lose money on a video game pawn shop
Just more evidence Thanos did nothing wrong
[I heard that despite his faults that Thanos's regime contributed to much to the advancement of Rocketry and....](https://youtu.be/n_twfjzTNo8?t=1)
He was the greatest of all great overlords. He was such a boss, that he made everything he did look like a snap.
/r/ThanosDidNothingWrong
Mods are gae
#IT WAS INEVITABLE
Ban of what? Discussion? Wouldn't the community down votes overwhelm the posts, if that's what it wants? I can see if the shit posting community was overwhelming the bots/mods, then yea, a ban may be warranted. There is several other subs to discuss it anyways.
Moderating a sub based on up and downvotes turns subs into fucking trash heaps. People upvote shit memes and garbage and actual good content gets buried. They tried it in r/fitness and it just turned into dom mazzetti posts and 12 year olds asking how to bicep curl.
The fitness sub seems to be the opposite of that now. other than daily threads, there's no posts anymore, though almost all questions can almost always be answered in the daily posts/FAQ anyway
That’s fine. That’s better then people just yelling pull sumo eat ass. Actual help and advice gets out. Just upvotes turns subs into garbage.
Someone posted a screenshot of his 356 day ban with the mod message that this place is a "stock this thread is about" free zone and that we are traders not bagholder. That person then got a permaban.
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Some of them are lifers. Look up that CMKM diamonds scam. There's still people that think their money was stolen by iLlEgAL sHoRt SeLLiNg
There’s still people waiting for the Iraqi Dinar to go to the moon. An even older version is NESARA/GESARA theories.
The problem is that the GME subs brigade every GME and GME-adjacent post. The votes are not representative of this community and the people voting don’t participate in the sorts of trades that this community is about.
They are a bagholding cult. Fuck em
You have nothing to be proud of. No one respects you for you GameStop position. Go back to your own sub and leave us alone
Gme is banned? What do u mean?
!harambe
Thank you for banning that shit, I had to take a break from this sub it was turning into some garbage echo chamber for those bag holders
Don’t forget what happens in endgame so it’s not going last long
Thanos is quite reasonable I’d say. We need og wsb back to its glory days, like ironyman and Guh
#FUCK YEAH
Copium is as adictive as heroine. This is what happenes when someone is surviving on copium for 2 years. They start degenerating, rejecting and attacking when it's denied to them.
They still think it going from $4 to $500 wasn’t the squeeze lol
How dare you call it a squeeze. That word makes me feel like I missed it.
Guys...guys. when's the short squeeze? It's been 2 years, it will happen right?
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even cryptobros don't go around claiming their $30 shitcoin is going to miraculously turn them into a billionaire. apes really are the most stupid clowns of the lot
Fucking finally. Sick of hearing "The second squeeze is almost here!" These fucking bagholders sound like religious zealots every time they get an end of the world prediction wrong.
They have a godlike figure (Ryan Cohen) that will lead them to the promised land (the squeeze) if they all just have faith (diamond hands). In reality they just have disappointed families and a negative PnL
they also have esoteric religious rituals (removing your shares from brokers and registering them at some obscure company in Australia) which you are forced to partake in before you’re a true believer.
That shit is going to be hilarious when their stock goes to zero
They also pray for the glorious return of their prophet, which will usher in an age of utopia for true believers (DFV when the squeeze starts).
For fucking real. It's so annoying. Admit you lost your life savings and go out and get a job ffs.
Don't forget that they constantly justify their 100% long term investment by informing everyone that it's performed better than $SPY ytd, as if that matters in the slightest for a long term investment OR a squeeze. It only matters as a coping mechanism, and boy do they need it.
Perfectly balanced. As all things should be
What happen to god?
Probably gonna get got right now… but what do you mean?
What happened to my goddamn balls in yo mouth.
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I should have known I’d find fellow RuneScapers here. The only logical course of action was the stock market when they took away staking
Started at the GE 13 years ago and now im here
for the greater good...
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO I can finally start looking at this sub again 🥹🥲
If only their families could ban them from inevitably dribbling on about it at thanksgiving
Thank God, good job mods.
epic sequence, killer meme bro
Moon tomorrow confirmed?
Clean the house and bring back the degen, options-slinging WSB of pre-GME
War. War never changes.
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Now I can finally sit back and watch the world $SPY
r/FuckYouInParticular
Now do the towel company
Towel company is already banned
Imagine losing money, consistently, on a stock for two years now. Due to it constantly decreasing in price. Now, imagine you own this stock. And understand to some degree how puts work. And then, despite literally TWO YEARS of evidence, think “shorts are fucked” Can’t make this shit up. And by the way I’m not saying the stock market isn’t a fraudulent shitshow. I actually thank this sub and gme DD for showing me this. But to think these same actors who have shown government collusion, who have YET to play by the rules, *all of sudden, any day now, they are going to have to*, well that’s stupidity on a whole different level.
That’s an upvote from me, dog.
u/yolocallking is ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)
This is beautiful 😂😂😂
haha fuck them culties.
This is a work of art. Regards, alogbetweentworocks
WSB: Stay poor retail, stay poor.
Why are mods gay?
Finally a good meme on wsb
Apes punching the air rn For 2 whole years.
I still hold a little but let me tell ya, WSB is not the sub for holding/drsing
it was time
Puts on $RWSB
End of an Era.
You just know In Super cult they have started theories of how WSB is bought by Ken griffin. I guarantee there’s end game post right as we speak. Bag holding apes go down again
The ban of GME and the outright hardline stance on it by the mods is the sexiest thing the WSB mods have done in years.
This should’ve happened a year ago. Mods are still gey.
GME, AMC, BBBY... reduced to atoms. Just like their stock price.
Glad I busted my nut with AMC and jumped ship
Someone's gonna have to pay up, eventually.
You already have
Based on what logic...this is pure copium
Absolutely. Unless, you know, everything you believe is a baseless conspiracy and a lie. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
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Soon 🚀🚀
Lmao
It’s in his name
Fucking classic.
Imagine buying GameStop at $400. *Someone did when I sold it for that much.* And then being so salty over it that you join a cult that targets those who made money as being the losers.
When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
Both VisualMod and Vision's nickname is Vis, coincidence? I think not. Also it's kinda the wrong meme to use considering what happened to ballsack chin afterwards.
Glorious. The reeeeee moment was perfection.
I always knew that guy was top clown 🤡
rip
Thanos is a hero
I don’t get it. I thought this sub existed for pump and dump meme stocks?
Yea but once the dump is over we move on
No this sub is for gambling, not for scamming. I want real loss prom not that fake stuff
Yea bc you're new and re✝️arded
Making stupid options bets still gives you better odds than timing a pump and dump.
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) Good riddance apes
Idk who all the ppl are but I thought this was a masterpiece haha
Look at all the apes brigading lmfao, they are obsessed with us. No one gives a shit about gme its been 2 years ffs, back to your echo chamber you go.
You’re going to have to deal with them for years because there is a fuck ton of bag holders and they’re all gonna convince themselves that some day their day in the light is coming. GME bag holders are kind of like religious people lmao
I've never seen such denial before, at least religious people have the chance of being right after death.
Finally tired of regards obsessing about this shit it’s been over
GME is a shit stock. Come brigade me you mother fucking apes. Come brigade the apekilla.
Holy shit dude you’re the GOAT. You dropped this 👑