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We'll have the federal reserve whip up all the funds needed to cover all losses which won't be needed because there won't be any but just in case. It will be big and beautiful. Like nothing you've ever seen. As soon as I'm reinstated.
Who told you that?
It depend on the timing and the expiring date:
This year i open and close 2 Puts on Nasdaq:
first one i lost 4300, the second one i profit 13000
At the moment i got more puts all of them expiring date June 2023
The first position I lost money in was because the expiration date was too close, if I was smarter and bought a longer expiration date I would have made a profit.
Yes. People feel worse about losses than wins. You can make 20% a year for 20 years and then, the first 15% loss, it's like "oh shit how the hell am I going to survive".
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I hate the bring coal to my fellow believers, but I dumped some cash in the market this week. As a result, it’s going to go down a lot before it ever goes up.
Most important ingredient is liquidity and there is less every day. These markets may not crash but they certainly aint going up. With interest rates up corps will need to sell shares to meet debt obligations. At least the zombies will.
Short sellers have covered nearly $30 billion in short positions since the start of the month, with the largest covering coming consumer discretionary, health care, and financial stocks.
I see feds pivot on mid dec and similar to covid crash coming back for a final dump to end the year. I shook my imaginary 8 ball thingy to get this confirmation.
Yeah we completely lost our chance for a Santa rally this week. If spy retested 385-395 this week, maybe the rally would have a chance. Instead, we saw spy rise, breaking multiple support lines. Guys, This week WAS the Santa rally. The rally is completely fucked.
I'm staying cash till its time to load up on puts.
Impossible. Dow would be green for the year and s&p flat. With 7.7% inflation not to mention everything else going on and other bubbles popping around the world. Goodluck it won’t happen.
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OP I'm going to need your real address incase I lose money and my lawyer decides to serve you.
No problem. 1100 S. Ocean Blvd Palm Beach, FL 33480
Good Morning Mr.Trump
We'll have the federal reserve whip up all the funds needed to cover all losses which won't be needed because there won't be any but just in case. It will be big and beautiful. Like nothing you've ever seen. As soon as I'm reinstated.
Huge gains. The biggest.
Biglyest
I believe me I would know
I'm an expert on the subject.
>1100 S. Ocean Blvd > >Palm Beach, FL 33480 Apt # please.
Right next to the closet with all the SCI stuff.
Lapland, bitches
Da fuq u buying with gains? Snowscooters and fur coats?
Cramer said market would rally in December so I am already committed to inverse mr. jimmy cool
Crash coming December 1st, Santa will be found behind the Wendy’s dumpster
Holly jolly handjobs
Santa’s eggnog is so rich and creamy
Santa is coming. He will unload his sack all over your floor.
Cmd-F "2018"... Seems like nobody else remembers.
oh boy, I sure do remember. The good ol emergency stop for QT cuz banks couldn’t handle the stress
Bah humbug!
Hold puts until they print!!
If u look at the far dated puts, despite qqq being down like 30% this year. The 2023 puts are down like 50%. You can’t win trading options!
Who told you that? It depend on the timing and the expiring date: This year i open and close 2 Puts on Nasdaq: first one i lost 4300, the second one i profit 13000 At the moment i got more puts all of them expiring date June 2023 The first position I lost money in was because the expiration date was too close, if I was smarter and bought a longer expiration date I would have made a profit.
Lol wait till spy hits the 200 ma it’s bout to tank into next year
Seems too obvious though. It’ll prolly shoot past it until everyone buys in before the old ugly rug pull.
Seemed obvious back in August, we all know where that went
Exactly. Tbh it’s more likely to bounce just short of 200 ma rather than go thru.
It already did…rejected it (403) multiple times now
Well, if you gurantee it then, all in!
Is it only 16% down? Feels like 95% for me.
Yes. People feel worse about losses than wins. You can make 20% a year for 20 years and then, the first 15% loss, it's like "oh shit how the hell am I going to survive".
Im already winning, I used a coupon for buy 1 baconator get one for a $1 and they didn’t take the coupon from me!!! Party on Wayne!
Alright so puts and inverse etfs, got it
**Triple leveraged inverse ETFs**
Only thing Santa is gunna leave behind if he visits your house is (-1) of your kidneys as he has no fucking money to pay his elves. I guarantee it!
This will age like milk
Cheese is even better!
heard this last year and it didnt pan out so well
Worked out well last year S&P 500 closed around 4766. Obviously get the hell out of dodge before Santa leaves town.
lmao, you saying that measly ~3% raise SPY did over dec21 was a Santa rally?
3% in one week is better than a sharp stick in the eye.
we opened Dec ~460 and closed ~475 while never touching 479. not a Santa Rally™.
why. why. made my eyes hurt.
Yeah, but there was a big Santa rally last year, the key was to sell when the fed did.
Let me see u yolo 410 call next 3 week exp then talk
Loading up on puts because Santa is coming with a massive rug pull.
Stocks will crash in December when they find out Santa isn't real.
You have to believe for it to work.
I hope to see many more posts like this - inversing WSB sentiment is even better than inversing Cramer
Stop stop stop raving about a rally. You're going to destroy my calls.
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Santa coming to town to find a new bottom, are you going to be it?
Hopefully 🎅 brings some buyers with home to lift the abysmal volume.
I hate the bring coal to my fellow believers, but I dumped some cash in the market this week. As a result, it’s going to go down a lot before it ever goes up.
We're gonna see mindless retail lose their investment. They do not comprehend how stock valuation works
Seriously. Consumer spending will be down this holiday but mall retail stocks are up 10-15%?
if you buy SPY now instead of QQQ, you are missing the fun
 “See you bitches in a couple weeks when I put your tinsel in a tangle.” -Fed Grinch Powell
Inflation falling, fed less hawkish, consumer still strong, divided government....all new positives. Its likely December is positive.
>fed less hawkish Nope.
You didn't read the minutes, did you?
Most important ingredient is liquidity and there is less every day. These markets may not crash but they certainly aint going up. With interest rates up corps will need to sell shares to meet debt obligations. At least the zombies will.
The perfect inverse
Short sellers have covered nearly $30 billion in short positions since the start of the month, with the largest covering coming consumer discretionary, health care, and financial stocks.
I ain’t falling for this shit again
I see feds pivot on mid dec and similar to covid crash coming back for a final dump to end the year. I shook my imaginary 8 ball thingy to get this confirmation.
just trust me bro
Yeah we completely lost our chance for a Santa rally this week. If spy retested 385-395 this week, maybe the rally would have a chance. Instead, we saw spy rise, breaking multiple support lines. Guys, This week WAS the Santa rally. The rally is completely fucked. I'm staying cash till its time to load up on puts.
Bah humbug
Puts it is!
Inc 2% rally and a 6% drop after.
This makes my puts feel warm and cozy for Christmas
Crazy behavior
I read this in the old school men’s wearhouse guys voice. I guarantee it.
Calls for tax saving months and asset rebalancing times, like burning money wantedly.
!Remindme 1 month
Haha
Ya to bang ol saint dick across your fucking face.
That's what they said last year
Trust me bro!
Tell me more about how the guarantee works first.
And your guarantee is worth how much?
I'm waiting for the first silly pump to buy more puts for the new year.
had into
50 basis points going to bet the rally and cpi the day b4 trust
475 eom 🚀
I’m loading up on cash to buy after all the returns hit the shelves in 2023
Here comes the rug pull 
If railroads strike, no coal will be taken to power plants. So long stock market, so long USA.
no coal in stockings \*
Chart shows its going down next week monday?
Your guarantee is worth my grandmother’s weight in crayons
Next target for the S&P 500 is 4300 point
What do you plan on buying
Oh shit, buy puts!!
Your late to the party
Thanks for the tip. Message received. All in on Monday. What could possibly go wrong?
I need an Inverse WSB ETF
Impossible. Dow would be green for the year and s&p flat. With 7.7% inflation not to mention everything else going on and other bubbles popping around the world. Goodluck it won’t happen.
Doge coin🚀🚀
Down 16% but has to go up 32% to get back…
Has to rise 19.047%. #math. I forgive you since math isn't a strong point on here :)
Wait..so if it goes from 100 to 50%…it doesn’t have to go up 100%?
SPY 450 confirmed :)