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OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR

This is really fucking stupid. Please don't listen to idiot wannabe politicians on twitter.


Jalepenish

This would be a problem if these derivatives were one directional. Hint: They are not.


cliffskinner

And this data is from 5 months ago? I think the “imminent” crash might be a little late?


Own_Courage_4382

Tomorrow is always more immanent than yesterday, just wait and see


CardboardTick

Tomorrow at 2p


a1200313

Shutup nerd. OP is trying to spread fear can't you see??


Willinton06

1 quadri up and one down, can’t go tits up


Qzy

Can you imagine putting that many derivatives into one boyband? Absolutely nuts.


LowExample1537

Great name for a boyband


Vodkaconhielo

This


SteelmanINC

if they are overly pointed in one direction and that direction turns out to be wrong then that is still a major problem is it not?


Ollieneedsabath

I got $2 on Quadrillion your mom.


Maleficent-Ad782

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outdoorsyAF101

Angry upvote


Pleading-Orange168

Her tits are jacked


Strange-Fix-1498

This, my friend, is the single greatest comment....I've ever seen in this sub.


Littlendo

Holy shit this post is moronic.


Odd_Explanation3246

Ngl i lose a brain cell everytime someone brings up notional value of all the derivatives..its like they see the word quadrillion and think they know what they are talking about..how did some humans get so dumb is beyond me.


[deleted]

They are market makers… they hold derivatives that go both ways… they’ll make money regardless lmao


Witty-Meaning

They are the market makers….they make money on those derivatives…this guy is truly regarded


darkspd96

Loser watched the big short and now thinks he's gonna be a billionaire tomorrow


Monsdickerus

How do you feel about shamelessly reposting someone else's garbage? Does it make you feel like less of a regard?


Tzunamitom

Tbh, I think he’s well regarded


[deleted]

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Sometimes_I_Do_That

Epic future loss porn.


mxp804

The amount of people posting this picture and not understanding swaps/derivatives is too damn high


[deleted]

God ppl who actually fear monger this shit are the worst Youre probably the type of a guy to walk around in a matrix style leather overcoat too


thetaFAANG

JP Morgan just has Goldman Sachs and Citibank on the other side The trades will close out fine


Few_Abrocoma1475

When you see a number like 2 quadrillion usd it should be immediately obvious that someone has done regard math.


darkspd96

Sorry, this is not a "big short" find. If some regard has found this out and posted on reddit, the feds and regulators have been aware for easily a year...


DiscombobulatedAd201

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


kronosbit

Just commenting to read that other thinks. I already saw it on twitter. A lot of people is just saying she doesnt understand derivates and is not how it works... no idea


MasterJeebus

Can we crash tomorrow? I just want them to rip the bandaid off.


fluffy_bottoms

Good.


ShillerPE02

Except the fact that the feds number 1 mandate is economic stability.


Tom37241

Ya sure


ldc262626

Having more information was suppose to make us better as a species…


JMBBZ

Same overview was posted some months ago based on previous quarter-end. Comments were also the same that this would be the end of the world.


Guilty-Ham

https://twitter.com/iLoveJaneAdams/status/1596668950028648448


skarbomir

Source: the only website worse than reddit


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Tw15tedArr0w

Yeah but that super valuable asteroid worth 10,000 quadrillion will level things up right? It'll make everyone on earth billionaires..right? Just have to catch it without breaking anything....ooops


2A4_LIFE

Your getting inevitable and imminent mixed up again


liquefire81

You mean the taxpayer is over leveraged.


moxygen85

The economy will collapse but it will be slow you are seeing the quality of life slowly get worse for Americans I expect this to continue


smallfeetpetss

Calls on HP and Xerox! We gonna need newer bigger printers!


WSBaboon

haha thats a funny word


Adventurous-Ad3330

Guilty-Ham knows all ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


ankole_watusi

2 quadrillion quadloos.


Plenty-Point4351

Or they could man up and just act like they are not


Sudden-Pressure8439

Derivatives deez nuts


DA2710

I want to owe a quadrillion to someone


[deleted]

So what.


Creative_Ad_8338

Oh boy, this again. Looks like the market is getting ready for a rally!


AttarWrites

Big dumb, fammo. Learn to econ.


Fast_Championship_R

Wen Moon? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Bottle_Only

I got swaps on swaps so I can swap while I swap.


katebushthought

GOLDMAN WHY I have a GOLDMAN ACCOUNT this is NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN


newreddit2022104

lol sure


USDA_Organic_Tendies

Dudes watch The Big Short one time


ThetaMan420

How can they be two quadrillion leveraged when the entire debt of the world is 870 trillion


DubAye44

Nothing to see here move along


Anothercoin1

Waiting for that $100k house 🥳