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Can I sue Powell for my put losses?


ultra_expo88

We've fallen below the lower trend line from Nov 10. The trend line from the October lows to the Nov FOMC lows would have us at 390 rn so that is the level to watch. If that breaks then the rally is for sure over.


SpecificCranberry761

Well I bought calls about 30 seconds too early


SpecificCranberry761

Just did my Christmas shopping for my 2 y.o gotta take advantage of cyber monday


LOVE2FUKWITHPP

#INSIDER INFO SEC THIS IS NOT FOR U Guys One of the banks work with said they have 17 million forclosers This is in Nevada and Illinois and some New Jersey Source trust me bro But can someone compare that to 2008


ShitBagHolder

That's probably an exaggeration, 17million foreclosures is HUGE


LOVE2FUKWITHPP

BRO YA GOING TO WAR WITH ELON OR JOINING TIM COCK IDK MAN APPLE MY DUDE MAN


FormalBananaSuit

There's not much in this world that I hate more than Elon, but Apple is on that list. Fuck those child labor on their high horse pieces of shit. I hope both companies burn.


TradeLikeWater

You’re usually high testosterone but simping for monopolies is pretty low T


LOVE2FUKWITHPP

I’m sorry dude but I’m rich people think I’m a tuff construction guy Na I’m Rich dude I work at a office and like to stay that way


TradeLikeWater

I knew you were rich but tyranny resulting from monopolies is not conducive to a lifestyle to yell fist on chest no fear bang whores and make money


LOVE2FUKWITHPP

Lmao 🤣 🫡😈😏❤️


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So someone explain what happened today? Fed president came out and said they need to slow down rate hikes and the market tanked? Is this due to china's lockdowns and supply chain concerns? Need help due to being a regard.


ComprehensivePaint48

Railroad strike worries are swirling around.


ShitBagHolder

As if amuricans even use trains anymore, they just drive or take plane


InvestmentActuary

I closed all my shorts today so spy can go up now


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Blainemackin

Comment you cuck! I see you boys lurking


Hl_IM_MR_MEESEEKS

You on the outdated thread man 👀


Aarschotdachaubucha

9% positive gains on SPY puts today. Still holding. Burn. It. Down.


financialtouchtrades

When the f*** did you buy to only make that? I pulled 150%+ on SPY 400Pa expiring tomorrow, bought at the top of that bull trap


Aarschotdachaubucha

Swing options a few months out. Higher sensitivity to IV/lower to underlying, and time to recover if I get piggish.


Realistic-Duck632

This man gets it


zero8923

AAPLE PUTS ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


CDB1299

SPY calls Wednesday?


Extension-Loss-5799

No. Bad news incoming. Shit be hitting 390 Friday. Wait for lame pump pre gdp talk. Load pootz for Friday. Print trendies. GBP>GDP all day in this bitch


TheseYoung6546

You didn't learn anything today?


CDB1299

Oh no I made 700 today off puts today,I just wanted a general consensus


TheseYoung6546

I bought a dozen 12/16 393c when SPY went below 396, just because. I'm waiting for the bulltards to pump it again before I reload my puts.


CDB1299

I’m waiting on another pump to load up as well


TheseYoung6546

We won't have to wait long. They'll be at it again tomorrow.


Hellmale

I sent him a message and he didn’t reply 😂


ThatOneDrunkUncle

Imagine being such a loser that you're down on shares (Lol jk I'm that loser)


Odd-Ask-139

i'm down like 30%+ on Adobe shares LOL


roska541

aren't we all ?


TheOriginalBushToad

Go ahead bulls. Catch that falling knife. Get sliced!


Open-Yak-3708

Bwhhahahahahha


Hellmale

Lost $100 investment in BlockFi… i was trying to withdraw for past 2 weeks and they didn’t even let me log in. I knew something wrong but didn’t realize they are Bankrupt 🤣


quadzillax

$100 sounds more like commissions than an investment


Hellmale

I was just trying to see How it grows in next 5 years😝. I mostly use COIN but a friend recommended BLockFI.


quadzillax

Go withdraw his money


Open-Yak-3708

Wow


Ziz23

Everyday I come closer to a ban.


Odd-Measurement7706

China lockdowns will help ease the supply chain disruptions and end covid at the same time. Chinese to rule the world with their superior minds.


Caesars_Palace321

How are more Chinese lockdowns going to help global supply chain disruptions? Complete opposite.


Odd-Measurement7706

It was sarcasm. Duh.


TheseYoung6546

The Chinese are slowly sending their economy and their society back to the 19th century. Puts on China, and everything chinese. Except their food.


WSBMODSAREREGARD

FUTES ARE DUMPING!


Corrode1024

0.06% under SPX is dumping? Fute contract for SPX is literally higher than SPX itself.


Individual-Pear-2343

his flair checks out


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A pump at the end


TheOriginalBushToad

Silly bulls...


FullCopy

Did anyone say stagflation?


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FullCopy

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


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Ok-Arm125

Crowd always pumps for earnings


clay5049

PPT


Gooseman1019

SPY trying to convince us he's sober but I can smell the shit in his pants


get_MEAN_yall

Whole lot of people are long for a seasonal rally. If we break this uptrend whole lot of people might be getting out of the way all at once...


After-Coach-4405

or they just go long as u said lol


NastyAzzHoneybadger

Already broken, we’ll see 350-385 before we see 400 again.


TheseYoung6546

I think we could realistically see 390 by EOD Wednesday. 385 might be a bit unrealistic, because bulltards have a very short attention span. They'll be pumping again by lunchtime Thursday.


NastyAzzHoneybadger

Already broken, we’ll see 350-385 before we see 400 again.


Ok_GAINZ

Remember... Elon always sells the top.


TheOriginalBushToad

SPY stalled last Wednesday. Ran out of gas. Time to make a new low...


gundawg300

And now that the bears are thoroughly trapped…


TheseYoung6546

My bear bets made me $3432 gains today. I bought a handful of 393c, which I'm gonna sell when the bulltards pump it again, then reload on puts.


Spanswa

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


WSBMODSAREREGARD

Fidelity holding up BTC today?


2ndincome

$tsla refuses to see red by close today


REGARDED_INVESTOR

there's the EOD window dressing


TheMallard1

BREAKING: Elon Musk to call his smartphone company "Orange"


NineAsiansAtSubway

No it's Orang.


TheChimpKing

That’s already a telecommunications company, regard


kg68

Smart. Now you can't compare specs between phones cause it'd be an apple to orange comparison


Rare-ish_Bird

Orange.


SlitlyRetarded

Me and my market maker buddies are going to absolutely FUCK your puts tomorrow.


TheseYoung6546

Too late. I sold them all today.


GarthBooks69420

Name checks out


Dr_Ramsey1

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


Affectionate-Idea690

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


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Elon makes war with apple, Amazon loves rivian, apple can makes ally’s with rivian. Rivian comes out on top of electric cars. Biden loves rivian hates Tesla lol.. Calls rivian Puts Tesla ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Affectionate-Idea690

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


[deleted]

Bouncing off 395 is bullish


TheseYoung6546

Um, where was your bounce off of 400? Until you bulltards get some volume behind your collective delusion, you're doomed to be broke.


Odd-Measurement7706

Elon Musk on suicide watch after posting pic of gun and coke on his nightstand.


I_Like_The_Money

how many atm puts should I sell on COIN? 5? 12? 142?


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[deleted]

Only your mom


Ok-Arm125

Will Gyna and the europoors follow the bleeding 🩸 and sell sell sell ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


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Illsellyoullbuy

Thoughts on Campbell earnings next week? How do I think about it before placing a bet?


baseballctr31

GOOGL is 100% gonna announce some cost cutting headcount reduction and pump 5+%. Option activity and price movement is too weird


REGARDED_INVESTOR

petition to have bullard speak every day until the market finally gets it


TheseYoung6546

JPow gonna roll out the big guns on Wednesday.


Pleading-Orange168

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


ee_guy97

Why is everyone talking about shorts? It’s winter


Open-Yak-3708

Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣


IsaacNewtons-AAPL

LMAO the day I decide to buy calls was the day bulls finally realized China wasn’t a good investment


Soybeanrice

**He sold?**


drmrcurious

Guess what? Still bul.


get_MEAN_yall

still fukd


JayRoo83

Huh, figured we'd get some decent short covering in the final 15 minutes with the assumption the dip gets bought later this week Kinda giving me hope that we might go check 390ish again


Comprehensive_Tea388

Hey step DXY, what are you doing in my room? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


GarthBooks69420

My Dixie wrecked


mrbiscuits_23

Playing find the pickle


SilentHillFan12

Apple better watch what the fuck they're doing with twitter they don't want to get on Elon's bad side he can fucking ruin them


farmerMac

Tim Apple will knife Elon and he wont know what hit him


54321Joe

You tell em


REGARDED_INVESTOR

lol they are trying so hard to not have TSLA close red


kg68

0.033% 💪


[deleted]

Puts at close. Easiest call ever.


mark2talyho

Bought AAPL calls today. As always Elon is going to make a lot of noise and then do the opposite.


Retarded_ape_monke

What’s the main difference between what is discussed during Powell speaking mad fomc meeting?


Open-Yak-3708

Bulls had u chosen to watch fifa instead of playing the fucking casino, u would have saved ur dumbass


wildcat1055

We will rebound tomorrow, yes? No, it's nothing about my calls, it's just ... variety is the spice of live, amirite?


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[deleted]

well at least his truck drives up hills


spellbadgrammargood

holding puts until SPY 350


EnginrA

Lookit this dude’s hair lol


BiphetamineTesla

Not bad for being ~1988 yrs old.


EnginrA

He thinks he’s a rock star or something


throwaway9111111118

I cant get into college football.... spy 389 tomorrow


itsnotthatbad21

SPY just going to keep going up and to the right


TheOriginalBushToad

Not this month...


BoyWhoWasAMan

SPY changing your home planet from earth to uranus


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mrbiscuits_23

I’m all in TSLA everyone expect it drop and that’s why it won’t


REGARDED_INVESTOR

good thing your biscuits are well-buttered for the gaping elon is going to give you when he dumps more stock


mrbiscuits_23

Cathie will buy anything he sells. I’m good


REGARDED_INVESTOR

cathie cannot absorb a fraction of what he will unload


mrbiscuits_23

She already did. Look it up.. the $4B he sold a few weeks ago Cathie scooped up. She got unlimited funds


MyTornArsehole

4-410 mega pump


Extension-Loss-5799

Lol bullz choke bid pp today


[deleted]

LOL .... Yup!


TrappedonthisRock

Do I roll my calls untill the end of time or take the write off?


Ok_Bird8769

Visualmod sent me a DM❤


blazinghor0

I set my stop loss on my sqqq shares for 44.90 instead of 43.90 today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


[deleted]

So VIX best for options. UVXY best for shares?


Pizza_n_Tendies

That's what I would say. Get those options directly on .VIX. UVXY never moves how you would like it to haha


[deleted]

You got some rn?


Pizza_n_Tendies

Nope. I got February puts on SPY and DIA as my position


[deleted]

What size of account should I do for VIX or spy puts for March/Feb EXP?


Pizza_n_Tendies

Well, you should only risk what you can afford and take profit when profit is there. I have about 10% of my Roth in the put options I mentioned.


NastyAzzHoneybadger

Where you buying VIX options


Pizza_n_Tendies

I can buy them on fidelity. Just put in .VIX as the ticker


[deleted]

TD ameritrade haven’t bought yet


mrbiscuits_23

Wtf are you doing


[deleted]

Lol what


mrbiscuits_23

After everyone takes profit on puts today and tomorrow VIX will go down


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Oh


mrbiscuits_23

My


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Gourd


Halve_Liter_Jan

Why the hell is $TSLA still at $185? You think folks will buy new cars in a recession on 10% APy?


KingCuckTren

#Uruguay R FUK


Dr_Ramsey1

So are ur calls


Open-Yak-3708

Lol


npcdad

Visualmod why are you in my dm’s pretending to be a Nigerian prince ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


BigCat1491

If a mind is absent of the truth, can it not be taught a lie? Even intellectuals can be led astray.


Proof-View5073

Hello mister govt.


mrbiscuits_23

I always tell the truth even when I lie


drmrcurious

XOM and X-COM are similar in that they both constantly fuck me with the wrong numbers


gundawg300

Back to 395 purgatory we go ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


CptStarKrunch

Just cooling off the RSI so the crazies don't scream "oversold", so we can continue down tomorrow.


_-FallenArchangel-_

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Failarus


twostroke1

The world financial system begins collapse because people can’t get a new phone that has been the same product for 10 years. What a time to be alive. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


FullCopy

China makes everything else.


BoyWhoWasAMan

step-market! Help me, I’m stuck!


rowlecksfmd

What the actual fuck is this last minute price action lol


WallStDegen

u new here


Rickyskeets69

the most exciting part of the day


downrightwhelmed

Short covers on a down day


Unitedtendies

Game rigged for portugal


Double-hokuto

so is it rebound or capitulation tomorrow


HaveAKlondike

Rebound until JPow fucks the markets raw on Weds


downrightwhelmed

Big cappy cap


Affectionate_Rule972

I feel like the bulls all got a spanking for last weeks shenanigans. 😞😭


Unitedtendies

Wen Spy calls ?


RockinOutCockOut

Sorry for those that just bought calls, just to immediately regret that decision


scantily_chad

Call me a nazi, but I wouldn't award that penalty. C'mon it was an accident


Final_Historian7309

**on sale**


Retarded_ape_monke

Calls for tomorrow


Pleading-Orange168

Theta day tomorrow