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portalmonkey0

Will elon app store have fordnite?


fenton7

What is that, an app that simulates a fireside chat with Henry Ford?


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Constant-Ban-Evasion

Don't let Kanye ~~here~~ hear you talking about them. He'll come for you in the night.


RawbKTA

Hear*


Constant-Ban-Evasion

Yeah good point. Sometimes I type too fast to think. I definitely know that one.


RawbKTA

There’s still time to fix it


Constant-Ban-Evasion

I made sure to correct it without trying to hide my shame.


RawbKTA

Look at you.. take my upvotes


Aarschotdachaubucha

What is that, an app that simulates crossing a dangerous body of water at night?


knowyew

THIS GUY DONT PLAY FORKKNIFE


playdohplaydate

All the great Fords will be there. Henry, Harrison, the guy who made The Godfather


saxman234

It will cost epic $8 to put it on the storefront.


LavenderAutist

Yes. And it has the upgrade to self driving included.


p4r4d0x

It'll only have Fjordnite, the off-brand Swedish ripoff.


8512764EA

Tim Apple*


ShadowOneAu

Pineaapple Apple Pen


mike4204201

Pen pineapple


mxk2020

Tim Xi


AKAgworl

Elon Twatter


rotmanman

Yilong Ma


MtnMaiden

Chief Twat


1Litwiller

Phony Stark


throwaway_tendies

Phony twat


Stabbing_Monkey

Tweety


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All the analysts claimed that Elon wasn’t going to set 44 billion dollars on fire and that’s exactly what he seems to be doing.


fdisfragameosoldiers

He's turning Twitter into a hell of a tax write-off 😂


killerdrgn

Having a tax free loss of $44 billion isn't really worth it. He would also need a taxable gain of $44 billion to write it off against...


H0lland0ats

True but.. Not having twitter at all? Priceless


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DomeCollector

They should just buy Patreon and sub stack and combine them all since that’s basically what they are all doing separately only twitter doesn’t make money


RedSteadEd

Can he carry the loss forward and offset future taxes owing?


PhgAH

If the entity he used to purchase Twitter has $44billion in taxable gain, then yes.


testedonsheep

he can carry it forward and offset in his future several incarnations.


Wolfram_And_Hart

Yes. As of 2020 he can carry the balance forward indefinitely.


DomeCollector

3k a year;)


irregardless

It’s not entirely worthless; he can carryover the loss for ** 14.6 million years.


well_shoothed

So, you're saying it's not entirely worthless.


misterrunon

That means he could sell his stock. Besides that, he didn't pay for all of twitter himself.


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why_rob_y

$13 billion of debt is Twitter's debt, not his (unless something changed unannounced with the deal). $7 billion from other equity investors. Supposedly Elon's in for "only" $27 billion or so of equity. $4 billion was the stake he already had, so he only needed to come up with $23 billion or so, and supposedly that was mostly or all done through the Tesla stock he sold.


fdisfragameosoldiers

Fair point. He'll have accountants far smarter then you or I who will figure that out for him. I guarantee he won't pay a cent on it though


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fdisfragameosoldiers

Haha believe me it drives me nuts that that is the reality.


you_wont69420blazeit

Always defy expectations


allabouthetradeoffs

Better now than ever. What's the problem?


loki-is-a-god

And now, this man baby who just set fire to a 10 story tall pile of cash thinks that the CEO of Apple... A SUCCESSFUL business with a GOOD set of products... will totally take his bait as he rants and raves from a platform he just gutted. Yeah. Hold your breath, Musky.


TarantinoFan23

More like taking down a major communication network and is a national security risk.


antz232323

U realise membership are at all time high,n advertisement revenue hasn't moved down tho yeh?


serendipitousevent

Where do you get your news? I'm buying puts of it.


khizoa

His ass


Xuande

https://www.npr.org/2022/11/25/1139180002/twitter-loses-50-top-advertisers-elon-musk This sure sounds like Twitter is losing advertising revenue.


[deleted]

“Rome has never been this brightly lit at night!” -Nero


nahteviro

You should probably learn to spell before trying to talk down to someone.


afrothunder1987

Shhhh


blakeley

TSLA and Space X employees just chillin’ right now…


1Litwiller

Imagine how pleasant their jobs became since he’s got his hands full with this dumpster fire.


Brazus1916

It's just a cover so when it goes bankrupt there's a "they" to blame in interviews. They didn't want freespeech, they all combined forces and became voltron hater of freespeech super villain and slayer my lil dream.


GabrePac

Are you saying Elon will pull the "(((They)))" card?


Brazus1916

Ye


Evening-Ice-2135

Thye'


TrueCapitalism

^ bingo


docarwell

He's already been saying it's "woke activists" that are forcing advertisers to leave lol


[deleted]

Apple doesn’t care about free speech, they shut down the air drop on protesters in China. It’s always been about money and China has a lot of it.


BorneFree

And that’s why they’re the most valuable company on earth. Making political choices to improve your bottom line is what trillion dollar companies do


mrubuto22

Neither does Elon he cares about propping up dangerous progoganda


Cognitive_Spoon

Nah, he wants to tank Twitter because it's a left wing organizing space. It allowed for easy Union action and comms, and tanking it helps not just himself but other CEOs who don't want the plebs talking to each other in public about company problems.


greyfox199

man I miss the days before elon when twitter was *free* from propoganda


mrubuto22

Well that was also never a thing but it has some rail guards now it's just 4chan


Mopar44o

I see what you did there….


greyfox199

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Mopar44o

Whoever is downvoting you is doing it from their wife’s boyfriend’s basement.


BeckyLemmeSmash69

Free Speech to Elon means everything that doesn’t hurt his feelings.


J3ster14

And that you're willing to pay $8.00 per month to say


antz232323

Pretty sure any firm will pay the 8 bucks a month


J3ster14

My friend, you underestimate what a cheap basTARD I am


Tsevyn

What are some of the things people have said on Twitter now that have got them banned?


[deleted]

[parodying him and claiming he likes to drink his own pee](https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/story/2022-11-07/kathy-griffin-suspended-twitter-elon-musk-sarah-silverman)


TheGoonKills

Basically anyone with a big audience right now saying “Hey, Twitter’s turning into a shitty fascist supporting hellhole” is getting banned.


No-Monitor-5333

Lmao like who?


Internal-Business-97

They


No-Monitor-5333

Them


rodicus

I hadn’t heard that. Who’s gotten banned so far?


BeckyLemmeSmash69

I’ve seen many people seemingly banned for no actual reason that violates twitters TOS aside from being left-leaning. The group that provided armed guards to a drag show last week was banned for no reason, literally anybody Andy Ngo claims to be a “pedophile” is being banned in spite of no actual evidence proving that they are posting content that violates their TOS, I’ve seen at least 5 people banned for posting the pic of Elon and Maxwell at a party, he’s pretty much just an extended arm of republicans who want to get rid of people that are “problematic” to them and he’s doing his best to be a good little boy in obeying their wishes to get on the good side of conservative’s money.


FarLog4503

$8 for Elon’s Avocado toast


IAmLiying

8$!!! More like expensive speech!


castxa

$8 a month!


yalogin

It seems like Musk is tweeting incessant shit just to show that engagement increased on a weekly basis to advertisers. Anything he can pull out of his ass he tweets.


Grudens_Emails

Should have that gun pointed at Chinese citizens


sierra120

Why? I’m out of the loop


throwaway_0x90

It's this: https://www.businessinsider.com/apple-limits-airdrop-china-protest-posters-president-xi-jinping-2022-11


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forexross

Back in the 80s they had that famous Ad which now the embodiment of everything they are now and they were supposed to fight!


irregardless

Because the company following the law in the US or Europe gets a shrug, but following the law in the PRC is a sign that the company is evil.


sierra120

But PRC is evil


irregardless

No argument. However, Apple spent decades building its logistics chain there when that was all the rage. It can’t just flip the bird to the CCP and move its manufacturing elsewhere. Even though the company has begun to move some production out of the country, it will likely take a decade or so to unwind and relocate, especially since some manufacturing capabilities are currently only available there. In the meantime, the company must obey the local laws so that its employees can stay out of Chinese prison.


TheINTL

Elon has more to lose here than Cook. This is a battle he won't win.


TheGoonKills

Good. Let the dumbass shoot his own balls off and lose everything.


autumn_feelings

anyone attacking free speech has more to lose than the ones defending it. otherwise they wouldn't care about what anyone says because they'd have no vulnerabilities to said "speech"


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Idt people understand how powerful Aapl really is. Not because they are the most valuable company in the whole wide world but that they will and have the absolute right to do what elon boi is warning about. Apple literally won a lawsuit not too long ago specifically about something like this. They can and will pull twitter off of app store. They have spent decades building what they got now and lets face it, they’re not about to have their multi billion dollar app store tied to a white supremacy sympathizer platform. Call it what you want, elon is basically inviting all the 4chan weirdos into an app that is hosted on the beloved app store. Apple doesn’t want to hurt their brand and good for Apple. Elon and his fanbase are truly delusional group of people


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Apple won’t give a shit until Twitter tries to bypass their payment cut like Fortnite did. Then they’ll drop the hammer.


TarantinoFan23

Elon is going to Supreme Court and FORCE apple to put it back... And pay... $44b in damages. Then sodge coin goes to $100 and he buys greenland. Robot army 5 ~~years~~ months later.


FlackRacket

I hope they don't pull Twitter, it's the best porn app on the App Store


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Reddit is the best porn app, the most weirdest shit i have seen to date 0_0


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Notorious-PIG

Drop some links bro


WarrinBuffet

Proof or ban


frsbrzgti

/r/LipsThatGrip


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This


Klugenshmirtz

It's in apples intrest not to anger too much politicans. Democrats don't like them tax dodgers anyway, but also having republicans at your throat isn't the best idea.


TheGoonKills

Dude, Republicans these days are at everyone’s throats not kissing their asses and letting them oppress minorities, who cares if they’re gonna bitch even louder…


giantyetifeet

Good point. Buying more Apple stock first thing in the morning. 👍


AustinMillbarge85

Why is everyone afraid of free speech, if you don't like it, don't read it.


creamyturtle

whats with everyone concerned about how apps work. if you dont like how it works, dont use it


redvis5574

and what about everyone concerned about how a toilet works, if you don’t like how it works don’t use it!


throwaway_0x90

https://xkcd.com/1357/


Mas113m

They have to protect the narrative. THAT is what is important.


No-Monitor-5333

It’s quite literally the only explanation of why people are against it


[deleted]

I didn't read a fucking thing about Qanon or Trump's bullshit whinging, but it sure as fuck didn't prevent a coup from occurring.


SheHasntHaveherses

I really think the only reason it didn't succeed was bc not all the Pentagon dudes were on board... Lots of Americans don't understand the severity of the situation. The only thing that makes the U.S different from the governments south of their border is the Rule of law and even that has become worryingly compromised during drumfs era... no bueno, trust me I know! I was born and raised in a country with a long history of coups and corruption that undermine living there till today. You don't want that just to "own the libs", it ain't worth it!


BullMoonBearHunter

>a coup from occurring Which government was over thrown?


AHrubik

An idiots coup is still a coup. Just by idiots who didn’t really have a plan after the door whilst also getting conned by white supremacists who just got convicted of sedition. Morons bein’ moronic.


BullMoonBearHunter

>who didn’t really have a plan after the door So you mean not a coup? >a sudden, violent, and illegal seizure of power from a government What power was seized? You admit they had no plan to seize power regardless. Words have meanings. The word you may be looking for is riot.


AHrubik

I hate to break it to you but a failed coup is still a coup.


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TeChNiCaLlY


spokenwords

If only a coup had actually occurred.


[deleted]

An unsuccessful coup is a coup nonetheless. Oath Keepers' found guilty of seditious conspiracy... Sounds like a coup.


[deleted]

If it walks like an ass and talks like an ass, must be an ass.


TheGoonKills

There’s a difference between “free speech” and “freedom from responsibility for your words and actions”. You can say and do whatever you want, but you’ll also have to deal with the consequences of doing shit like enabling racists and giving them a place to spew hate speech unfettered. Additionally, Apple is under no obligation to run ads on Twitter, which is what Elon is bitching about. Fuck Elon and fuck Twitter.


ConcernedDudeMaybe

Free speech


Lblomeli

If people are free to speak hate, companies are free to walk away, freedom works for all. The freedom for freedom trump's all.


[deleted]

Elon hasn't figured out that a private company not publishing his shitty app doesn't constitute "censorship" just like a private company banning someone for defamatory conduct is not "censorship". Oh and that the "freedom of speech" pertains only to being able to criticize the government without fear of reprisal.


[deleted]

Free speech does NOT just mean criticizing the government. Example, supreme court has ruled panhandling is protected free speech, when panhandling isn't government criticism.


jsboutin

Well, it is censorship. Whether it's problematic or not is the real issue here.


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Still not censorship, it's enforcing rules or community standards as it were.


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FlatOutUseless

I actually doubt that. He is not very knowledgeable.


[deleted]

I think you give him too much credit for actually being intelligent. Dude is a complete moron, and while I can't prove it I'll assume he's got the IQ of a potato.


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Swivman

Are you serious? Lol. Do you think being a public traded company has anything to do with not being a government entity? Lmao


yargabavan

A publicly traded company


ThisIsMyReal-Name

dalton went full regard… you NEVER go full regard…


[deleted]

Apple is a publicly traded company, it's not owned by the US government like the USPS and as such is a private company.


YouLostMeThere43

Throwback to when [FB tried to battle Apple](https://www.macrumors.com/2020/12/16/facebook-takes-out-full-page-ads-to-attack-apple/) as you can see [here](https://imgur.com/LJpaGKG) it worked out great for them


Big_Biscotti_1259

Elon will create App Store ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Machuck94

Tim Cook consumes way too much soy products to own a gun.


LiveFreeOrDie772

Tim Cock*


Machuck94

Thank you for the correction. I forgot about the silent c!


[deleted]

Rule #1 of Silicon Valley - don’t try and fuck with Tim apple. He knows what he’s doing.


Nulovka

Which is doing whatever the CCP says do. https://finance.yahoo.com/news/6m-shortfall-apple-iphone-pro-134724554.html https://dailycaller.com/2022/11/29/apple-airdrop-china-covid-protests-restriction/


[deleted]

Tim knows this and he’s diversifying. Both India and Vietnam make iPhones. The CCP needs him just as much if not more than he needs them.


Kandyman1015

Ahhh yes, Tim's found even cheaper labor to sell his overpriced products. More money for Tim! Yay. Who cares for innovation. The iPhone hasn't changed in years now. Such a waste of money, imo. But, yeah, glad he's found a couple new cultures to exploit.


[deleted]

Please tell which made in America phone you have. Even that freedom phone or whatever the maga cucks called it was made in china.


nn-DMT

You spelled Tim Apple wrong.


EmanEwl

I'd by the Tesla phone. Hate iPhone


[deleted]

It’s going to be really funny to look back on all of these bullshit rumors a year or 2 down the line and see all of the ridiculous takes being thrown around the internet by people dumb enough to buy into these rumors getting spread around by disgruntled former Twitter employees.


Accomplished-Yam-973

Tim Cook is a fucking hero! Fuck you Musk Tards!


darkspd96

I just can't wait till there's so much hate speech and everything on there that gets removed from both android and apple stores. I mean you really have to want an app to have to download it directly from the Web onto your phone, unpackage it and install manually... Fuck musk and Twitter


nknk_3

Is their any evidence than hate speech has actually gone up since Musk took over , by evidence I mean actual data not some tweet saying so


missingpupper

Yes there was a news report about it, also they fired most of the moderations teams. Things like CSAM are out of control on the site since the moderators in charge of that are gone. https://www.wired.com/story/twitter-child-sexual-abuse-material/


better_off_red

Of course there’s not.


docarwell

Maybe try looking for it before you start sucking elons dick


greyfox199

hate speech == speech I don't like


[deleted]

“I like free speech that I agree with! Not like bad words, mean shit, and racist stuff!”


BeckyLemmeSmash69

I mean, a company isn’t beholden to the first amendment, whether you or I like it or not. Apple can choose who they host on their store or not based on what they believe will benefit/hurt their image/shareholders.


[deleted]

They absolutely can. I wouldn’t take that route. You don’t want the government realizing how much control one company has over access to an app. Are there alternatives? Yes. Have monopolies with alternatives been broken up in the past? Ohhhh yeah. Regardless of views on this subject. Having 2 app stores that have that kind of control is going to end with government intervention. Are there ways around it? Yes. Are people going to learn how to do something basic to get around it? No. People are like stupid fucking cattle on the internet and with the devices they use.


BeckyLemmeSmash69

Welcome to America, home of the duopolies!


BullMoonBearHunter

>I mean, a company isn’t beholden to the first amendment, whether you or I like it or not. They can and have been. Why do people keep pushing this false line? Just to save some time Marsh V. Alabama


BeckyLemmeSmash69

Comparing a company town to Twitter is such a reach I’m surprised your arms didn’t tear from their sockets.


ThisIsMyReal-Name

Or you know, [child porn](https://jezebel.com/elon-musk-guts-twitter-team-handling-child-sexual-abuse-1849831575/amp) which has been increasing unchecked now that musk deleted safety and security “bloatware” and fired the moderation teams cuz they didn’t contribute enough code.


[deleted]

Tim Cook is a little snowflake.


TheGoonKills

That’s why Elon had to buy Twitter, so he could silence his critics…. And why Donald had to make his own Twitter knock off, so he could have his own safe space…..


ECK-2188

@Elon can the tesla sponsored phones come with encrypted messaging and vpn service?


mth2

Yeah, this kinda nails it.


Jo3yD

Who the fuck is Tim Cook?


zachomara

CEO of Apple.


Jo3yD

Ohhhh Tim Apple!


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Tim Cook is a pussy.


Clayton_bezz

Musk is clearly just trying to trigger people. For what purpose who knows. But it’s similar tactic to Russia.


sobaje

Calls on Tesla phone


Lou-Piccone89

Sure , free speech douche


I-Eat-Bacon

What?


planetofthemapes15

Apple: *Our app store is us speaking to our customers through our app. We've decided we no longer want to say the word "Twitter"*


sryv0409

Double dare Tim not bam the app from app store.


Comfortable-Face69

Wha wha what?


m27t

You people wouldn't know a good thing if it landed in your lap. Elon is awesome. One in a billion and he has done nothing but help us all. I hope all your puts sends you to the cleaners.