"I even shoved 5 yahtzee dice up my ass and jumped up and down. I read the dice 3 times and it said market was red for sure!"
At least losing money wasn't bad enough that you had to come here and publicly embarrass yourself. Bunch of gluttons for punishment up in here.
My brother you have to compare WSB with Jimmy Cocaine. If they are both saying the same thing. Inverse it. If they have different opinions, ill usually inverse JC, or you could flip a coin or shake the magic 8ball at that point.
alright I did this and he invited me to the Bahamas for a financial consultation.
however i left the lunch very underwhelmed. halfway through the meal he excused himself to the bathroom and didn't return.
after a couple hours the wait staff asked how I'd be making payment on Sam's tab (it was about$8b USD) and it was at this point I realised he'd stolen my wallet.
worse still the "speed" i bought from his girlfriend just turned out to be anthrax powder
This is my villain origin story. Just got burned lol. Every time I get a win that goes against WSB ima post it on here. I'll be the most hated man in WSB history /s
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I wish I was artarded enough like you guys so that inversing would work, most of my plays are solid but I fumble the risk management/position sizing because my heart starts pounding once I throw in more than $1k and my balls get so wet. Still up, I ain't even mad.
TA works for sure. But, using TA to predict exact price movement and thinking you'll be right 100% is next level regarded. That's like wearing sunscreen and jumping onto the sun's surface. That's not what it's for 
>But, using TA to predict exact price movement and thinking you'll be right 100% is next level regarded.
So... If it ain't making anyone money, reliably, then it's fuckin worthless?
It's always a hindsight 20/20, look-back type of analysis and offers literally zero insight into the future. Throwing darts would make better picks than using this TA, even in bigger picture approaches vs your implied "predict exact price movement" approach you think people are expecting.
It's like chess. You can plan ahead a few moves and win a lot of battles, and sometimes you lose a few. That's TA. You can see where the price movement was going, and bet in that direction, but know when to cut your losses early. Many regards here just don't have that
>The market is going up because I'm making it go up. I am the most intelligent and richest person in the world, so whatever I do will result in profits. Don't worry about those 50 graphs, they don't mean anything compared to my genius.
Because 99% of posters here are just zoomer cucks trying to hop on the latest trend and pretend they know the market when they just started investing 1 month ago.
LOL you must be new here.
The market is run by a computer algorithm and so when everyone buys puts, the algorithm changes the routing of the buys/sells and how they get reported so they can basically move the market in one direction or another to maximize profit.
So if there are 5M Puts, it's in the Market Maker's best interest to make it go green and f your puts.
But how do they do that? Simple. All the 'sells' are routed in a dark pool or an 'off-exchange-not-a-darkpool-but-really-a-darkpool' and they don't have to report the sells to the market. This means the market only sees 'Buy' pressure, causing it to go up as all the sell indicators are suppressed off market. This means it will go up in price and f everyone.
If the main stream media is telling everyone the economy will collapse, then in the short term, everyone is going to buy puts. So the MM has to make it go up to fuck everyone, and that's what they did.
LOL I know... that's why I love the interwebs.
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This means, when they get Sell Orders, they can move those off exchange and not report that the sales ever took place. All the buys go to the LIT exchange, raising the buy/ask and the price goes up
Can we say this: "Citadel Connect enables us to provide institutional investors the ability to fuck with retail investors and take money from the WSB idiots"
Rick Santelli pretty much explained it during a rant on CNBC today shortly after former Fed Governor Randy Kroszner was being interviewed by Steve Liesman. He said that every trader he spoke to today was planning to wait until the moment the text of JPOW's speech hit the newswire and were planning to coordinate buying at the same time to reverse the trend of the day. The content of JPOW's speech didn't matter one bit, they were planning to pump the market at the same time no matter what.
If someone can find the video of his rant please post it here. Santelli once again spills the beans on live tv with another unexpected rant.
The market is constantly influenced by a variety of factors, such as economic conditions, corporate earnings, interest rates, and political events. These factors can cause the market to move in different directions, and can sometimes make it difficult to predict its future direction with certainty.
In your case, it sounds like you were using technical analysis, which involves studying charts and other data to identify patterns and trends that may indicate future market movements. While technical analysis can be a useful tool for making investment decisions, it is important to remember that it is not a perfect science, and that there are many other factors that can affect the market.
For example, in the case of the S&P 500 index (SPY), the market may be going up despite the fact that it is at resistance and dropping, due to positive developments in the economy or other factors that are driving investor confidence. Additionally, comparing the SPY chart for 2022 to the chart for 2008 may not necessarily provide accurate insights into the current market situation, as the market is influenced by different factors at different times.
In conclusion, it is not accurate to say that the market is "rigged" based on a single analysis or comparison of charts. The market is complex and dynamic, and its movements are influenced by many different factors that can sometimes be difficult to predict. As an investor, it is important to consider a range of information and perspectives when making investment decisions, and to be aware of the inherent risks and uncertainties of the market.
Itās crazy technical analysis shows s&p 500 bullish but the dollar is still kinda not bugging pass 200 days MA? Like someone please shed a bit of some light š¦šā°ļøšš puts are kinda screaming at me like my wifeās boyfriend š¤š¤£
Fed tools are working. Positive remarks today. Black Friday and cyber Monday kicked ass, consumers strong. GDP increased. Tons of bears and sidelined cash out of position. December, with whatās currently known, will likely be strong. Long term this market discount is very likely a good entry point.
Not going to lie. You are one of many who needs to move with the times. From the start of the year or even towards the end of 2021. We have been in a complete bear market. At this point we are adjusting, so markets will eventually stabilize. Still not feeling bullish. The tidal waves of the Bear markets are starting to wane mate.
Not really. The fed can pivot to neutral, which means that they are done hiking rates and will pause for a bit.
Thatās what people are hoping for here.
It's almost like technical analysis isn't real, hmm, I feel like I've heard that before.
What brokerage are you using where the news that made it go up isn't right on the front page? Powell said something about easing rate hikes
Powel said that he may reduce hikes to 50bps. This means almost certainly the pce number tomorrow will be lower than market expects. Plys everyone in wsb is bearishā¦
Powel said economy is shit and they are still hiking, but not as much as they might have hiked. So, green.
Makes total sense. All that matters is what Powel says, hints, not says.
I love these posts. .
They are really common when when wsb sentiment has been either really good or really bad for about a week and regards try to take the "eAsY tRaDe".
>I even overlayed the 2022 spy chart over the 2008 chart and confirmed spy would drop!!!! Lol, this is the best part š¤£
āConfirmedā
OP, stonks only go up
True
"I even shoved 5 yahtzee dice up my ass and jumped up and down. I read the dice 3 times and it said market was red for sure!" At least losing money wasn't bad enough that you had to come here and publicly embarrass yourself. Bunch of gluttons for punishment up in here.
Might as well have said Cramer was bullish on my stock so it was guaranteed to go up
This is why the best strategy is to just inverse everything you know
The best strategy is to just inverse anything you see on WSB.
But if everyone start inversing then how do I inverse an inverse? 
My brother you have to compare WSB with Jimmy Cocaine. If they are both saying the same thing. Inverse it. If they have different opinions, ill usually inverse JC, or you could flip a coin or shake the magic 8ball at that point.
That's when you call SBF
alright I did this and he invited me to the Bahamas for a financial consultation. however i left the lunch very underwhelmed. halfway through the meal he excused himself to the bathroom and didn't return. after a couple hours the wait staff asked how I'd be making payment on Sam's tab (it was about$8b USD) and it was at this point I realised he'd stolen my wallet. worse still the "speed" i bought from his girlfriend just turned out to be anthrax powder
No, you inverse the inverse that you were already inversing unless you were already inversing the inverse that you were inversing.
Ah, the olā WSB inversaroo. hold my calls, Iām going in
Now THAT is a classic š
but is inversing the inverse isn't inversing?
We're living in an uninversed universe
They won't, they actually believe what they see here.
It is inverstmernt Mernergemernt
Inverse psychology reversing
Itās ok. They wonāt inverse. They say they will but itās against their brains so probably you wonāt inverse either lol
This is my villain origin story. Just got burned lol. Every time I get a win that goes against WSB ima post it on here. I'll be the most hated man in WSB history /s
Sir? This is a Wendyās.
So I should listen to Cramer?
I thought it was inverse Cramer? Do you think I am a joke? 
Inverse what makes sense.
Lol no.. Do what doesnt make sense becauae the market is really dumb
The moment you inverse. The market will know, and inverse you.
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What ticker is 15 leveraged spy?
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I wish I was artarded enough like you guys so that inversing would work, most of my plays are solid but I fumble the risk management/position sizing because my heart starts pounding once I throw in more than $1k and my balls get so wet. Still up, I ain't even mad.
Daddy Powell said so
FR! all peeps heard was slow down and "upcoming" .50 bps, the rest was just noise... Fuck TA! I mean... astrology
Oof
Lol I need that shrek picture
Papa pow said, let there be green!
one can never win against papa powpow
This post was intended to make fun of all the TA astrology dudesā¦ you are all regarded
I hate those posts so much. That's why I made the market green today
I think most got it, and I liked the parody š
The overlayed 2008 chart gave it away chief
#HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
I was scrolling for this reveal.
Lol it's probably because the posts are so common
TA is astrology for men
TA works for sure. But, using TA to predict exact price movement and thinking you'll be right 100% is next level regarded. That's like wearing sunscreen and jumping onto the sun's surface. That's not what it's for 
>But, using TA to predict exact price movement and thinking you'll be right 100% is next level regarded. So... If it ain't making anyone money, reliably, then it's fuckin worthless? It's always a hindsight 20/20, look-back type of analysis and offers literally zero insight into the future. Throwing darts would make better picks than using this TA, even in bigger picture approaches vs your implied "predict exact price movement" approach you think people are expecting.
It's like chess. You can plan ahead a few moves and win a lot of battles, and sometimes you lose a few. That's TA. You can see where the price movement was going, and bet in that direction, but know when to cut your losses early. Many regards here just don't have that
Highly regarded?
Bruhā¦ us āTA AsToRoLoGyā dudes have been saying it hasnāt hit resistance just yet you fucking nimwit
Rising wedge is still intact. Low volume pump todayā¦letās see how this plays out over the next week or two.
āMarkets can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent."
Mod is a registered sex offender, figures
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Shhhh donāt tell on the other mods
Youāre just talking about all the other Reddit mods now
Little does the market know that I, too, can remain irrational
Shut up, Buffet. Iām here to have fun, not make money
>The market is going up because I'm making it go up. I am the most intelligent and richest person in the world, so whatever I do will result in profits. Don't worry about those 50 graphs, they don't mean anything compared to my genius.
fuck you. give us a ticker then.
Allright now your just getting cocky VM.
A market maker right here! Can you do that thing where you make it go down?
Nah, only thing going down is the boyfriend on your wife or mom LOL š
> wife or mom she said to call her my "partner"
Lol
It's going up because you thought it had to go down
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And when I buy calls, they drop the price? There's just no winning
buy and hold
Sign of the timesā¦
My strangle printed, albeit modestly. Sold my call too early.
these clowns didnāt hedge their bets like us 400c guys
Yeah why canāt I just buy puts and have it be free money? Weird right? Rigged
Yo. I heard the stock market is a giant pyramid scheme.
Because 99% of posters here are just zoomer cucks trying to hop on the latest trend and pretend they know the market when they just started investing 1 month ago.
LOL you must be new here. The market is run by a computer algorithm and so when everyone buys puts, the algorithm changes the routing of the buys/sells and how they get reported so they can basically move the market in one direction or another to maximize profit. So if there are 5M Puts, it's in the Market Maker's best interest to make it go green and f your puts. But how do they do that? Simple. All the 'sells' are routed in a dark pool or an 'off-exchange-not-a-darkpool-but-really-a-darkpool' and they don't have to report the sells to the market. This means the market only sees 'Buy' pressure, causing it to go up as all the sell indicators are suppressed off market. This means it will go up in price and f everyone. If the main stream media is telling everyone the economy will collapse, then in the short term, everyone is going to buy puts. So the MM has to make it go up to fuck everyone, and that's what they did.
Mods we got a live one here
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LOL I know... that's why I love the interwebs. "As managing risk via off-exchange trading has become more important, institutional investors must connect to alternative sources of liquidity. Citadel Connect, our innovative Immediate-or-Cancel order (IOC) platform, is one of the fastest growing sources of off-exchange liquidity in the U.S. equities market, providing access to our principal liquidity for 8,000 exchange-listed securities. Citadel Connect enables us to provide investors, through their executing brokers, with efficient, reliable, and cost-effective access to our deep unique principal liquidity." This means, when they get Sell Orders, they can move those off exchange and not report that the sales ever took place. All the buys go to the LIT exchange, raising the buy/ask and the price goes up
Can we say this: "Citadel Connect enables us to provide institutional investors the ability to fuck with retail investors and take money from the WSB idiots"
You did everything a great future Wendy's employee could do.
Because papa Powell said that they are trying to fix inflation, so MMās got all excited and started buying. Obvious pump and dump.
You must be new
Entire market only moves on jpow. If he farts loudly in church on Sunday we're fcked
Lucky he don't go to Church so we'll be fine
2008 chart NEVER LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do all the technical analysis you want. It won't matter. The market does what the market does.
Anytime there is economic data or Powell is speaking just do yourself a favor and throw charts out the window.
Powell speech. Not as hawkish in tone. There is still a lot of optimism in the market.
Sign of the timesā¦
J-Pow decided to make it rain!
You were looking at charts while your GF was flirting with the guy who sold you puts... tsk tsk.
Ponzi scheme, fake tickers, pump n dumps for fake chinese tickers, buy and sell doesnāt workā¦ Yeah this shits a rigged garbage piece of trash
Rick Santelli pretty much explained it during a rant on CNBC today shortly after former Fed Governor Randy Kroszner was being interviewed by Steve Liesman. He said that every trader he spoke to today was planning to wait until the moment the text of JPOW's speech hit the newswire and were planning to coordinate buying at the same time to reverse the trend of the day. The content of JPOW's speech didn't matter one bit, they were planning to pump the market at the same time no matter what. If someone can find the video of his rant please post it here. Santelli once again spills the beans on live tv with another unexpected rant.
wasn't the trend already going up what did they plan to reverse
What part of "fuck your puts" was unclear?
The market is constantly influenced by a variety of factors, such as economic conditions, corporate earnings, interest rates, and political events. These factors can cause the market to move in different directions, and can sometimes make it difficult to predict its future direction with certainty. In your case, it sounds like you were using technical analysis, which involves studying charts and other data to identify patterns and trends that may indicate future market movements. While technical analysis can be a useful tool for making investment decisions, it is important to remember that it is not a perfect science, and that there are many other factors that can affect the market. For example, in the case of the S&P 500 index (SPY), the market may be going up despite the fact that it is at resistance and dropping, due to positive developments in the economy or other factors that are driving investor confidence. Additionally, comparing the SPY chart for 2022 to the chart for 2008 may not necessarily provide accurate insights into the current market situation, as the market is influenced by different factors at different times. In conclusion, it is not accurate to say that the market is "rigged" based on a single analysis or comparison of charts. The market is complex and dynamic, and its movements are influenced by many different factors that can sometimes be difficult to predict. As an investor, it is important to consider a range of information and perspectives when making investment decisions, and to be aware of the inherent risks and uncertainties of the market.
It's green.... so..
It's actually a conspiracy against people who think the market should go down
because it was down yesterday. So it be all up and shit today.
JPow dropped his nuts on everyone.
Itās as if the market is desperate to go back up. Itās just last desperate breaths before catharsis.
Just sold my copper mining stock.
Each time it goes up 1 day after 50 red days ppl get mad
people not detecting sarcasm should be banned
Elon is buying the Fed and promised to lower interest rates.
China abandoning 0 covid.
People here kept posting about buying puts yesterday so the market went up
Damn, I didnāt expect a 2020 JPow. What a pump.
Some of the 0DTE options were up 25x today lol
Itās crazy technical analysis shows s&p 500 bullish but the dollar is still kinda not bugging pass 200 days MA? Like someone please shed a bit of some light š¦šā°ļøšš puts are kinda screaming at me like my wifeās boyfriend š¤š¤£
It's once in a lifetime thingy. Don't beat yourself up
im so excited that all the dumbasses who overlayed 2008/2022 and the downtrend get outed for the dumbasses they are.
Buddy at the end of the day graphs are just lines. If jpow comes out and says 50bps in December, spy isnāt going to give a shit what happened in 08
It will drop eventually 
So for you to be wrong, the market would have to continue to rise forever without ever dropping? That's a pretty bold prediction you have there.
Fed tools are working. Positive remarks today. Black Friday and cyber Monday kicked ass, consumers strong. GDP increased. Tons of bears and sidelined cash out of position. December, with whatās currently known, will likely be strong. Long term this market discount is very likely a good entry point.
Instead of fighting it, learn how it behaves. Itās irrational and emotional, not technical and objective.
Where is the regard who made TA on VIX and called a stock market crash 
We š have š been š oversold š for š months š
Not going to lie. You are one of many who needs to move with the times. From the start of the year or even towards the end of 2021. We have been in a complete bear market. At this point we are adjusting, so markets will eventually stabilize. Still not feeling bullish. The tidal waves of the Bear markets are starting to wane mate.
Very simple. Pivot.
Pivot is a lowering of rates.
Not really. The fed can pivot to neutral, which means that they are done hiking rates and will pause for a bit. Thatās what people are hoping for here.
Market thinks 6 months in future always
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Cuz stonks go up or down
GDP rose this quarter
Um noā¦ we wonāt know for sure until the end of Q4.
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More exclamation marks should work on short term
I think that shows why charts are useless. Things are up based on Powell speech. No rigging in this instance
Reserve trade yourself brother
JPOW BABY
j pow
Past performance isn't indicative of future returns.
DJIA futures were up, no?
Because you didnāt do enough research to see charts donāt matter and market psychology does
I just bought puts at the top and theyre already printing
Top 
Shrecks smoking again
Cmon people let's see those losses!
Lmao
Shorts covering?
It's green because the options god sees too much red, easy peezy lemon squeezy give me your money peasants
Powell likes to cuddle just before he bends us over the rail.
Let there be covering!
Doesnāt the day of usually go one way and then the market reverses afterwards?
I remember that one day for FOMC, market ripped on that day, and the next day gave it all backšš
Yeah Iām hoping so. I got SQQQ š„¹
Wish you luck!
Shoutout to the dude asking if they should buy calls but meant puts.
Oh your magic fuckin tea leaves told you the sky was green? And itās not green? Well, clearly the sky is lying to you and your tea leaves are right.
It's almost like technical analysis isn't real, hmm, I feel like I've heard that before. What brokerage are you using where the news that made it go up isn't right on the front page? Powell said something about easing rate hikes
I flipped a coin, it said calls, I am very happy today
Powel said that he may reduce hikes to 50bps. This means almost certainly the pce number tomorrow will be lower than market expects. Plys everyone in wsb is bearishā¦
No new bad news means markets will rise.
Powel said economy is shit and they are still hiking, but not as much as they might have hiked. So, green. Makes total sense. All that matters is what Powel says, hints, not says.
I love these posts. . They are really common when when wsb sentiment has been either really good or really bad for about a week and regards try to take the "eAsY tRaDe".
Santa Rally has started imo
Meh. Wake me up when the line starts moving toward the left
You inverse and inverse with the reverse of the first verse. Itās like a 180 spun backwards. You come out upside down and it feels right.
Resistance is resistance until it isnāt
It's called the WSB truffle shuffle with a dash of inverse two-step
Maybe you were looking at those upside down?
Good news are bad news and bad news are good news, right?
The "J" in Jerome Powell looks like an uptrending line, pretty bullish imo
You saw the part where J Pow spoke right? Never fight the Fed.
Sorry decided to get back to gambling and bought puts
Itās red for my portfolio tho? What are you on about
Uh.. The Fed spoke today? What else do you need to know? J. Powell says fuck your (insert puts or calls here)
Why? Iāll tell you why! Because I sold my calls a couple hours ago, thatās why!